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Shitch 2 Anonymous 02/28/2023 (Tue) 21:04:42 No.1017
Will it just be a hardware update or will they actually go with a new gimmick? I assume the former since it's presented as a new shitch and not a new console. With that in mind, will Soytendo ever make a new console or are they content with selling glorified ram updates at full price every 5 years? The money certainly flow, why bother trying.
>>1017 They won't ditch the portable aspect of the next console. It's made way to much money and gives them a unique aspect over their sony-microsoft rivals. I bet we'll see the next switch round next holiday season 2024.
>>1025 yeah, the switch isn't within the console rules of releasing in November. So it can be in March next year or even in May this year when the the new Zelda is released, it is crazy enough for Nintendo to do also. But kinda feel like there are too many games that are being released on the Switch this year, that Nintendo would do it this year, so I am kinda expecting it next year.
>>1025 >It's made way to much money But so did Wii and then WiiU flopped. The same gimmick doesn't work twice.
>>1028 >too many games that are being released on the Switch this year Most are just remasters.
do you think nintendo will ever go back to making powerhouse consoles?
>>1043 They cultivated an entire generation of mindless soys who will buy their every product, a-la Yidsney, they don't need to actually put effort into their products anymore like it used to be. They used to compete hard against Sega and then Sony. Now they don't really have competition because they created their own soycult.
I want Sega back...
>>1050 dreamcast 2 let's fucking go
Can't wait for a Pokemon game, a Zelda game, a Mario game and nothing else.
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>>1044 >>1040 Telling that those and virtual consoles are getting so much work, isn't it?
>>1092 virtual consoles?
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>>1709 >even high end PCs' performance can get fucked by (((denuvo))) if the game isn't optimized good enough >hey let's put that shit on the switch Brilliant. Good job. Keep making the big brain plays Nintendo.
>>1730 Soytendo wants to milk every last dime out of Switch before they are forced to make something else.
My money is on both anon.
>>1745 I can't imagine them doing any actual new gimmick, first of all why bother and secondly what else can you do at this point.
>>1747 why attach it to the console, why not just make the last gimmick even more cheap and have to be replaced even more often. you do remember labo don't you? Damnit, the wii was the only fun gimmick in any console.
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>>1764 Nintendo has been degrading with their gimmicks, they started with a whole different method of control, the went to just an optical illusion with 3D, then to a basic docking mechanics. Whatever they come with next is gonna be even more basic.
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>switch 2 will be a mobile phone heh
>>2049 I can see a gimmick like that, a mobile phone that docks into switch
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>>2049 The new Super Smash will also be a card battle game with all the requested characters finally making it into the final cut.
ain't buying anything made after CY
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>>2515 broken file
>>2516 >arithmetic coding in Firefox is WONTFIX Thanks Mozilla. Works if you save it though.
>>2517 >Works if you save it though. Unfortunately it doesn't. File completely haram.
>>2518 What are you opening it with? Works in GIMP.
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>>2519 Ah, works in an editor.
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>>2530 Should be a banner.
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>>2531 Maybe like this?
>>2537 heh nice. Though the backwards process isn't really necessary.
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>>2540 Yeah I'm thinking that's good.
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No Shitch 2 just yet.
>>2873 >we're already at gen 10 jesus christ...
>>2873 that switch 2 or an actual new console?
>>2873 They are probably being cautious to avoid another Wii U.
>>2921 And Shitch is such a success they are reluctant to drop off this gravy train. A new console is always a risk, they want to milk Shitch for as long as possible. This is Sega Genesis all over again.
>>2922 and they'll get away with it too. i miss when there were consequences in the medium
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It's habbening I guess.
>>4061 Just like with NuZelda, don't expect anything actually new from Soytendo ever again.
>>4061 >oy vey goyjin we're going to make it super easy to rebuy all your favorite decades old nintendo games on the switch 2 for only $30 each!
>>4068 And they're gonna get away with it too.
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WOW! It's almost as powerful as a 10 year old console!
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>>4191 >another undepowered meme console with no games other than zelda and mario
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>>4230 >say they're hire more retardswomen >doesn't hire more retardswomen >best june sales ever That is kinda funny.
>>4233 And also follows logically.
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>>4230 lol
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>>4230 kek
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Here we go, almost as powerful as PS4!
Place your bets, Shitch 2 or a new gimmick?
>>4738 no more gimmicks left
>>4738 Shitch 2, but called something weird.
>>4740 Nintendo Dilate
I honestly don't know how else to appeal to normalnigs, Switch as already the casul heaven, incorporating previous gimmicks as well. Hell, they'll probably turn it into a smartphone next.
>>4744 VR.
>>4750 vr is a dead gimmick by now
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Shitch got a new "pro" controller, by which they mean it's just a regular Fagbox-style controller.
>>5159 why would you need a pro controller on Switch lol?
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>>5353 wow, 5 year old game at launch!
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>>4191 >cinematic gaming killed gaming >gaming peaked with PS2 <MACHINE IS POINTLESS WHERES MY REALISTIC RAYTRACING MY HECKIN IMMERSION
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>>5378 >asking money for a brand new piece of hardware >it's as powerful as a 10 year old hardware
More details about Switch 2: >It is backwards compatible >New cartridge format >New camera feature
>>5380 >New camera feature that's the new gimmick?
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>>5436 A reminder that Steamdeck can emulate Switch.
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>almost as powerful as PS4 lmao I laugh, but soytendo drones will make it another best selling console despite shit performance and no games.
>>5758 >no games It'll have games. They'll just games that have been on at least two other jewtendo consoles before.
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switch isn't a bad console, it's designed for people that are on the go and want to play vidya without being restricted to a tiny phone screen or touchscreen controls. it was never designed for bloated AAA trash that barely runs, but for something intermediate between a phone game with no "deep" gameplay and oversized vidya that's clearly meant for a PC. it's good for local multiplayer and basic party games. being irrationally angry at its existence is just like sony/microsoft/nintendo fanboyism from the 6th gen.
>>5989 >it was never designed for bloated AAA trash that barely runs And that's why its only game is Soyda, a bloated AAA trash that barely runs?
>>5991 what the fuck are you talking about?
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Here's your new gimmick.
>>6809 so they basically combined all their gimicks into one
>>5989 I would be too embarrassed to ever play a switch in public.
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>>6811 Nowadays I would too because of the strong association with soya redditors, but back in the day I used to play a pink PSP in public without a shred of embarrassment.
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>>6811 What, you don't want to be this guy?
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sad statistics
>>7471 Wii at least had a lot of family shovelware. What is Shitch's excuse?
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>>7476 >What is Shitch's excuse? these guys
>>7476 It has no games.
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it's over
>>8140 >underpowered garbage 2 will still be an underpowered gabage what a shocker
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>>8143 >B-b-but it’s almost as powerful as a 10 year old console…AND ITS PORTABLE YOU FUCKING CHUD, TAKE MY MONEY SOYTENDO!
>>8147 is this real?
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>>8149 Yes anon, it unfortunately is. I don’t remember exactly what avgn/cinemassacre episode this was but James unironically embraced the soy and shilled that shit in an ad right in the middle of an episode. He got cucked by a nigger in his own dogshit movie about 10 years ago ( I remember watching that turd and feeling nothing but disappointment and second hand embarrassment for lil jimmy), he has an obese libshit landwhale for a wife, he’s bald, and he has a tiny dick. Meanwhile Motherfucker Mike has a 10 inch schlong, a full head of hair, is plowing young tight gamer girl pussy all day every day, and is an infinitely better gamer than james will ever be. Mike is also redpilled and had his own based comic series called “The Loco Bandito” or something like that. Mike won.
>>8149 here’s the jewtube link of the episode with the soylent ad, its right at the beginning of the video too. The comments are a goldmine. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ujGgYD8wL3c
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>$400 for ram expansion
>taiwanese economic forum reports the nintendo switch 2 will have only 8gb of ram and 64gb of storage https://money.udn.com/money/story/11162/7694628 <almost portable ps4
>>8240 >>8178 It doesn't matter how powerful or not powerful Shitch 2 is, at this point Soytendo has groomed an entire generation of conditioned mouthbreathers who will make any of their products a success.
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>>8240 >8GB of ram
>>8250 good enough to run BOTW expansion game #3
>>8241 This. The nintenddolers don't care about it having good enough specs to run a N64 game or games there aren't ports from 20 years ago. It's about brand loyalty.
>>8253 It's a fail proof setup because there are no expectations. If the game looks like shit - well nobody expected anything better. But if you're a Snoyer and you buy game that doesn't look like a AAA movie slop, you're disappointed so they have to engage in this never-ending loop.
>>8256 At least they found a way to escape from the muh graphics, muh frames, muh resolution expectations of bandwagon gamers and zoomers. If you call your console portable it creates a loophole in this particular destructive psychology.
>>8258 >At least they found a way to escape from the muh graphics, muh frames, muh resolution It's the opposite end of the spectrum. Also not good. Now all they make is shitty underpowered garbage at full price that nobody would even touch if it wasn't from Soytendo. 5th and 6th gens were the nice middle ground - all consoles were roughly equal in terms of performance, not pushing for the bestest console melting processors but nor being complete slouches either; instead they all had widely different architecture that produced unique approaches to game development.
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I don't understand why people want a high spec nintendo console. Pokemon is still going to look like an indian mobile game. Third party is always going to be better on PC. What is switch 2? A security patch for HWFLY / PicoFly. You're wifes son wants one, and you'll buy it or else.
>>8263 They bought [product] and are getting excited for [next product].
>>8263 >Pokemon is still going to look like an indian mobile game That's an insult to indian mobile games everywhere
>>1090 I genuinely don't understand the appeal of smash. It's so fucking stupid. I hate the control scheme, I hate the general gameplay loop, mechanics, everything. It's hardly a "fighting game", It's more like volleyball, but the ball fights back. Why is this shit an esport? Are people so genuinely retarded, that they think watching this shit is entertaining? Hell, most of the pedophiles who play this game don't give a shit about the actual characters, and are more interested in grooming kids and prize money. Aren't the characters the whole draw to the game? Is this just a game I don't understand?
>>8263 >Third party is always going to be better on PC. lmao
>>8267 I said better, not best. I don't even give a shit about pee sea gay men.
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So, is this even a real thing or just a rumor? I don't believe it's real at this current point in time, this shit has been swirling around for 4 years. It's not even 10 years old at this point.
>>8774 I mean, Shitch is somehow 7 years old by now which is at any rate the end of a console lifespan, so a new one is a granted.
>>8775 I know they're gonna Jew this one up somehow (I'm guessing no backwards compatibility, you have to buy the games again, soyboys eat it up, etc.)
>>8776 It's gonna be the Wii U all over again. Same basic gimmick which will not sell as well because it's nothing new.
>>8777 But the soyboys will defend their billion dorra corporation nonetheless...
>>8779 Naturally, they've been conditioned.
>>8782 Nintendo employees could shit in a box, call it "Mario", and they would still buy it. Nintendo is but a shell of its former self. I blame a multitude of factors, but one of the biggest is their allergy to good specs, because cross-eyed 3D and waggle is more important than making your game console look pretty.
Why can't nintendo make a normal console?
>>8862 They did. It's the most normalfag console.
>>8863 I mean, a console with no gimmicks. Like the gamecube.
>>8862 why bother? they're outselling their competition by doing the bare minimum effort because they amassed an entire generation of brand loyal mouthbreathers who will buy anything with their logo on it. if switch 2 comes out and it has sub PS2 graphics but has a new Soyda and Soykemon, they will buy it and make it the second best selling console of all time
>>8864 Gamecube was a flop, while Wii made gorillions, so...
>>8865 I miss OOT
>>8867 Yes.
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No doubt bullshit but can you imagine.
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No Swicchu tsu
new direct coming
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Oh no. Anyway..
>>9118 Such tragedy, now I won't be able to buy Soyda DLC #3 for $70 for whole another year!
>>9120 Nintendo peaked at GBA. Back when Zelda was dungeons and not twinkbait soyshit sandbox that the cat shit in. And back when Nintendo cared about other franchises that weren’t bingbing wahoo or Pokeslop.
>>9121 Gamecube broke them.
>>9123 Physically or mentally?
>>9135 Both. Literally.

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