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Absolute State of Play on wednesday Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 20:09:14 No.8689
I predict a game with heavy emphasis on story and cutscenes being announced.
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>>8690 >15+ games lmao, you mean 10 remasters, 4 remakes and 1 movie game?
>Bloodborne remake
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>remaking PS4 games even doing this to PS3 is a joke but PS4 is a parody
>>8694 More like 5 movie "games"
>>8723 Movie games are expensive, anon. Whereas you can fart out shitty demakes and demasters cheaply and normalnigs will still eat them up.
12 hours to go.
Starts in 4 hours.
Starts in 80 minutes https://cytu.be/r/_kong
15 minutes
Starts
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>groundbreaking games on PS5
Here it is. Stellar Blade. Let's see how Snoy manages to ruin it.
Can we just see a trailer without this "let us explain the entire game to mouthbreathers" shit...
I can't prove it right now but I think they made her uglier already
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lol
It's Sanic!
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Anime booba game
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>literally me
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>the face of gaming
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Here it is, NuSilent Hill Holy fuck is it bad.
>you know what will make Silent Hill scarier, a mysterious meat with a smartphone
Here is it, the numake.
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When I think Silent Hill 2, I think prompts!
the SH2 numake looks atrocious
>remember VR
I still want Dragon's Dogma 2 to be good...
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>Japanese Assassins' Creed
It looks cool but it's ruined by being open world slop.
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>enhanced for PS5 >that will be $70
Shit Standing 2!
>A Hideo Kojima game >starts with a walking talking section yup
Poor Yoji Shinkawa, having to waste time on Kojima's slop.
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>my new game is also a movie LMAOOOOO
>>8770 >>8771 I cannot fucking believe Kojewma, would go to any length to suckle at the Holyjew teat, uh purizo, purizu, can I making movie!
one million troops w o w
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>>8770 Jewpanese?
>>8770 Ojima Ductions
>>8756 >I threw up a little...
Where are the games?
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Stellar Blade - looks good, hot ass lady character, looks derivative though of Nier Automata. I can't wait for the hentai/rule34. Since they're copying Nier Automata, you can expect they will include plenty of sexy costumes to strip her down. I can't wait to put her in a bikini. Foamstars - looks ok, incredibly derivative of Splatoon though. Might be fun as a party game. Aka with friends. V Rising - looks like someone wanted to do a Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain remake, except not call it that. It even steals the gothic style. Derivative yet again. Might be fun. Silent Hill: The Short Message - Looks cool. Not sure about the main girl character's appearance. But it's a free short little horror appetizer game so we can't complain about this. Too bad I don't have a PS5. Fuck. Just release this shit on PC please. Silent Hill 2 - looks pretty good, it could easily end up not feeling right with wonky controls like some of the shit western SH games though. The verdict on whether this will be shit or great, is still out. Judas - from Bioshock creators, looks weird, very similar to Bioshock in a different setting. Metro Awakening - looks ok? Then I see the disembodied hands of VR. Nevermind. Legendary Tales - I couldn't think of a more generic title for a game if I tried. More disembodied hands in a VR game. Looks like Elder Scrolls VR. Shit. Dragon's Dogma 2 - Looks pretty good. Looks like the last FF game and Elden Ring combined. Rise of the Ronin - Looks like the Ghost of Tsushima clones are hitting the market now. Yawn. Oh goody. Open-world. It's just like Assassin's Creed 27. Ok, I'm gonna need a complete shutdown on the setting of feudal Japan. Y'all are flushing it down the toilet. There are too many games raping this setting. Team Ninja? Ok, maybe it has a chance. Until Dawn remake - Looks ok if you like horror jumpscares. Death Stranding 2 - Right off the bat, everything I hate about Kojima is up front. Trying too hard to be cool, wearing cool trending fashion clothing, celebrity models scanned and digitized for every character, fake trailer larping as a movie, weird shit for the sake of being special snowflake unique, Kojima trying too hard to mindfuck you so you'll gasp out loud, that stupid faggot actor from Walking Dead. Why is Kojima such a fangirl for celebrities? Just admit you're gay and ask Norman Reedus if he will let you suck him off, faggot. We know you swing both ways from all those ass shots of Snake in the Metal Gear games and other weird bisexual faggot shit. Are we still doing the walking simulator, mail-delivery gameplay here again? Ok a guy larping as Joker with a southern accent is playing electric guitar fighting robots with tight battle choreography. Whew. This is kind of stupid. Kojima-faggotry. All style over substance. Ok dude. Just go become a fashion designer and male prostitute on the side and suck off men. It's clearly your calling. It's funny though that at least 2 white male characters have a southern accent though from a Japanese game. Kind of disappointed when I realize the trailer might be better than the real game since Kojima is a movie-fag. I'm sure this will be convoluted trash, story-wise. Kojima + Sony tease about a new action-espionage game that is both game and movie. Hmm. Another Metal Gear? I thought he fell out with Sony? That was Konami. Ok, so it can't be Metal Gear since Konami owns that. So they will try to make a Metal Gear that is named something else to spite Konami? Whatever. FF7 Rebirth tease: Looks good. It goes straight into a podcast talking about the videos. I see a mulatto tranny larping as a female with a fake voice, a white soy boy, a nig, and some bald dude. The tranny is disgusting. What a joke. Mod is banning people laughing at the tranny. Lol.
>>8786 >Silent Hill 2 - looks pretty good Stopped reading.
>>8786 V Rising has been out on PC for awhile it's diablo-esque but with survival crafting type bullshit mixed in, it's ok, I'd rather just play something like diablo instead though
>>8795 Same here. I have no patience for people that excuse modern slop.
>>8795 >>8805 This might be a tough concept for you guys but maybe wait until the game comes out or you try it, before we write it off as complete garbage. Yeah, it's fun to defecate on everything but you're also being close-minded. Tell me why you think it looks bad. Here's my complaints. I fear the combat will be like SH: Homecoming, that feels jerky and finnicky. I fear it's not made by the SH team, but by Bloober. I fear they won't capture the soul of the game but just produce something that looks like Silent Hill aesthetically. So it roleplays as SH but isn't SH. Just a SH coat of paint. James looks weird but maybe I can get over that.
>>8808 Gameplay looks like a carbon copy of the resident evil 2 numake. I don't like any of the re numake over the shoulder third person, no-physics, gameplay. I like the original re4 even though it's over the shoulder 3rd person, but gameplay seemed better designed.
>>8812 RE2 remake was a classic. One of the best remakes of all time, up there with the Gamecube remake of the PS1 RE1. I have yet to play RE4 remake but it seems good. I'm not even sure what is your criticism of the RE2 remake. You just want the pre-rendered backgrounds and fixed camera angles?
>>8813 Completely disagree. That is exactly what I was talking about when I said I have no patience for people that excuse modern slop. It's the perfect example of modern trash, zero creativity in that game imo.
>>8813 >I'm not even sure what is your criticism of the RE2 remake Well, for one the gameplay. The guns don't feel like they do anything or have any impact. It's like there's no physics to anything. RE4, otoh, had gunplay that was much better. I did like RE1 remake, but that was made during gamecube days, when there still was residual creativity and talent.
>>8814 >zero creativity in that game It's a remake. The template was already laid out for it to follow RE2 but update it in RE4 style. I think there is wonderful creativity in how they took the pre-rendered backgrounds in 2D and turned them into a 3D environment. Massive creativity would be a new game entirely, right? >The guns don't feel like they do anything or have any impact. It's like there's no physics to anything. You've played the original PS1 RE games, right? Zombies soak up 4 or 5 handguns bullets before they drop. Then they rise again. The shotgun puts things down in 1 or 2 shots. There is physics and reaction to the guns. RE4 was the first RE game that let you target individual body parts to get a reaction like shooting objects out of their hands and dropping down to their knees, etc. Actually, that's not entirely true. In the old RE games, you could aim upwards with the shotgun and often blow the zombie's heads off. So why aren't you mocking the original RE games for allowing limited impact on the enemies with the guns? I think maybe you just don't like the way the RE engine feels in the newer games.
>>8816 >You've played the original PS1 RE games, right? Zombies soak up 4 or 5 handguns bullets before they drop Yes, but that fit with the puzzle/methodical game style. >maybe you just don't like the way the RE engine feels in the newer games I absolutely hate it. I hated re7. I tried the demo for re2 remake and hated it. From what I remember, you can shoot a zombie in the head and nothing happens. There's not even a noticeable pushback on the zombie character model. From footage I've seen of RE4 remake gameplay, the guns also don't seem to have any impact. The shotgun doesn't blow characters back or do much of anything. It's like you're just clicking on targets and there's no physics to it. It destroys the immersion and demonstrates a complete ineptitude in terms of the developers. They're not smart enough to add physics or something. Modern game engines seem to be a giant step back. We went from things like Gary's mod/Source engine to this. Also, I just hate the 3rd person over the shoulder gameplay unless it's done properly (like re4 original) and watching some tranny looking "female" character run around.

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