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General Robotics & AI News Thread 6: Dual-Screen Doomscroll Greentext anon 10/25/2025 (Sat) 05:49:10 No.42496
Anything related to robowaifus, robotics, the AI industry, and any social/economic issues thereof. and /pol/ funposting containment bread! :D - Previous threads: > #1 ( >>404 ) > #2 ( >>16732 ) > #3 ( >>21140 ) > #4 ( >>24081 ) > #5 ( >>34233 )
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https://youtu.be/4Zi3jVfKjyA Don’t know if you can trust the Chinese here but the more exposure robowaifus have the better.
>>42722 >but the more exposure robowaifus have the better. Absolutely! And for the "doubting Thomas's" out there, here are a few more videos for your consideration: https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1335 Cheers. :^)
>>42722 Wow, a roboqt that's not some uncanny valley mess Cute face, cute body. If I was a rich bastard I'd totally buy a model asap Hopefully by 2030 she can walk better, and companies dont go for human/real faces
>>42755 Man, I'd love for it to be real, but why does (almost) every Chinese robot video have the same level of contrast/saturation?
>>42759 Heh. I don't know. But for the "naked" video in the lab, I've tried my level best reviewing it for about an hour on loop using mpv * and I can't detect any artifacts that make me think it's 3D CGI. IMHO, it would take a major effort by a CGI EFX house to pull that off, which doesn't seem at all reasonable to me for this context. >tl;dr It's real; and the hip complex's (&tc.) design is why it's able to reproduce the MOCAP actress's motion data so well (hip sway, leg toe-in arcs, torso to-the-counter, etc) [1]. (This is why I asked @GreerTech for any pics highlighting this area, BTW. :D I'm totally stealing that sh*te, too! :D --- * looping fwd playback, 1x speed : mpv --loop-file=inf xpeng_iron_fem_no_shroud.mp4 looping rev playback, 1x speed : mpv --loop-file=inf --play-dir=backward xpeng_iron_fem_no_shroud.mp4 alt+(+)/(-) : to zoom in/out ctrl+drag : to pan ] : play faster [ : play slower space : toggle pause (from pause) . : to frame fwd 1 , : to frame rev 1 l + l : set A-B loop range, then l : (again) to clear A-B loop range d : cycle deinterlace --- 1. There's a reason they call the runway model's primary public work zone a "catwalk"! :D
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 11/21/2025 (Fri) 05:02:36.
>>42765 > I can't detect any artifacts that make me think it's 3D CGI The video has enough compression that any AI artifacts (eg noise) would be canceled out by the compression algorithm. AI generated images/videos always have a level of noise that make it difficult to use a magic wand/fuzzy select. Add some blur and decrease the resolution and you can pretty much eliminate it. Again, I would LOVE for it to be real but the industry has been burned before. If I'm wrong we all get neat robots, but if I'm right we've been bamboozled. I'd be glad to be wrong but at least if I'm right I get to say "I told you so" lol
>>42772 >The video has enough compression that any AI artifacts (eg noise) would be canceled out by the compression algorithm. Ehh, fair enough. But I think I've developed a pretty good eye through the years to pick out CGI work. They usually get the lighting wrong. No signs of that I can see there. :^) >I'd be glad to be wrong but at least if I'm right I get to say "I told you so" lol Kek. Fair enough then. Time will tell. Cheers. :^)
>"Reconstructing Reality: Simulating Indoor and Outdoor Environments for Physical AI" >"Developing physical AI requires scalable simulation environments that accurately reflect the real world, however, building high-fidelity digital twins is incredibly challenging. Learn how real-to-sim reconstruction using OpenUSD seamlessly brings the real world into simulation across domains, from indoor environments used to train humanoids and autonomous mobile robots to large-scale workflows for autonomous vehicles, aerial mapping, and underwater exploration. We’ll cover the reconstruction technologies that transform diverse sensor data into simulation-ready worlds for scalable autonomy, and show how partners are applying to their own development workflows." https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/on-demand/session/gtcdc25-dc51172/ <---> Even though I've been part of their developer program since it's inception, I've grown to absolutely loathe the company (primarily b/c of it's (((leadership today))) ). OTOH, if we can learn from and capitalize on their ideas for opensource robowaifu systems, then we should do so IMO.
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Maps of robots from China and America. Source: https://x.com/Robo_Tuo
>>43048 Great roundup, thanks Kiwi! Figure AI, Tesla, XPeng, and Unitree clearly stand apart from the rest in my estimate (for the moment...but who knows whats coming!?) * And just look at how fast this list is growing! A couple years ago it was less than a third of this number IIRC. What a time to be alive! Its like we've been transported back to the mid '70s and the beginning of the PC revolution all over again! Cheers. :^) --- * And this map doesn't even show the one and only (again, for the moment) Gynoid Robowaifu Companion from a major corporation (also designed by XPeng). In the end, this category will far outstrip the others, insofar as humanoids go. https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1335
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 11/26/2025 (Wed) 05:19:15.
>>42721 Apparently OpenAI is going to start integrating targeted advertising into their LLMs in a desperate attempt to make any profit. There's already some API code for it in their app and they've been hiring experts to make it work. I expect most of their free-tier users will migrate to the many remaining ad-free options once it goes through, and if they fuck up and taint the paid-level stuff then they'll bleed users across the board.
>>43097 >Apparently OpenAI is going to start integrating targeted advertising into their LLMs in a desperate attempt to make any profit. What could possibly go wrong!? :D >and if they fuck up and taint the paid-level stuff then they'll bleed users across the board. This would be objectively a good thing, IMHO. Cheers. :^)
>>43097 >>43099 I've always hoped for a soft bubble pop, ClosedAI and hopefully Microshit, collapsing
>>43101 We're already starting to see company's AI projects being revealed to heavily rely on human input. All it will take is for a big AI service to be revealed, https://www.techspot.com/news/108173-builderai-collapses-after-revelation-ai-hundreds-engineers.html https://www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just-walk-out-actually-1-000-people-in-india-2024-4?op=1 But then again the globohomo literally worship AI so they will try to astroturf it until it cannot be ignored. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20251016-people-are-using-ai-to-talk-to-god
>>43097 You got the pdf for this?
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>>43102 Actually Indians >>43103 There is no PDF, if you look up Oreilly memes you'll find entire websites that let you browse and make images like that.
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>>43106 >Actually Indians Exactly https://make.orlybooks.com/
>>43105 >DeeplyBasedSeek Ask ChinkSeek to tell you about Tiananmen Square or why Taiwan believes they are a sovereign nation
>>43108 Two contentious political topics vs OpenAIs deluge of western leftist thought
>>43108 >>43109 Frankly, neither of them are any good. While DeepSeek is better than GPT in many respects, both are good examples of why the only good AI is the one you control on your computer.
>>43108 >gutting a CIA glownigger gayop similar in fashion to the 2004 Kikerainian gayop >giving the protestors literally months to disperse beforehand, before finally bringing down the hammer And what's wrong with the 23rd Province of China? I hear it's quite nice down there! :D >>43109 >Two contentious political topics vs OpenAIs deluge of western leftist thought This. But at least one is honest about their agendas involved. And China becoming rather more of a NatSoc nation, as-is today certainly wasn't on my political Bingo card! Further, remembering what it was like literally just one year ago when there was no DeeplyBasedSeek on the market, compared to the kike's panic over it * today always puts a smile on my face! :D >>43110 >Frankly, neither of them are any good. Also this. But the fact that DeeplyBasedSeek came in and upset Samyuel Copeman and the other Globohomo kike's ((($$$applecart$$$))) puts them right at the top of the stack for me!! :D >...the only good AI is the one you control on your computer. /THREAD --- * Remember when that POS (((cuckservative legislator))) introduced a bill in Congress to imprison anyone for 20 years, and fine them US$1million simply for downloading DeeplyBasedSeek? Good times today rather; in comparison. (Though I must admit watching the tech sector nearly crash for a couple of days over it was rather encouraging too.) :^)
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>>43107 Pic makes me smile errytiem. :^)
>>43102 >But then again the globohomo literally worship AI so they will try to astroturf it until it cannot be ignored. I think they worship their usual things: (((money & power))). LLM-based "AI" is merely the latest gayop to control the goyim, I deem. And so far, it seems to be working for them in the short-term (their endless go-to timeline, seemingly). Longterm however, it will fail to be sustainable (curr. est. ~US$1Bn burn rate daily just for ClosedAI alone). Of course, once it all crashes down around their heads they'll enact (((special emergency legislation))) to milk the hapless goyim for the payout -- as usual -- while they themselves continue to live fat & safely-protected from the repercussions of their evils...soon to begin their next set of gayop plots & schemes. And then the end comes for them, as it does for every man. It won't be quite so fun for these demonic & greedy kikes then!! :^)
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>>43123 AI democratizes the mediocre. I've been using chatgpt to help expand on some creative ideas. While it is good at brainstorming it is not good at clever writing (merely mediocre writing). AI is like cruise control: even with cruise control you have to steer (which is rule #40 of the internet btw). AI is only good as the info you feed it: garbage in, garbage out. Example: I've asked it to imply a character has a trait and it goes "character says "I have this trait" " or some such. That is one of the things that hasn't changed since I started working with it years ago. While the perceived capacity of AI is useful to normies, to one who is an outlier (as most creatives are) it is substantially lacking.
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>>43129 I feel like I'm part of the 1% who has a healthy view of AI, as a programmable talking info robot. People either see it as a demon or a god of knowledge. I was thinking about Chobitsu's statement in >>43127, "As if that disclaimer somehow excuses them in providing false information to the public! :D". I thought, well is that necessarily ClosedAI's fault? Sure, they're very happy with the arrangement, and will maintain it, even with hallucinations (>>41631), like in Chobitsu's statement, but at the same time, no one is forcing anyone to see it as a god. It's just a chatbot you can talk to online. People CHOSE to see it as an infallible god.
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The analysis from a /diy/ anon I think he gives peteblank too much credit, but otherwise, it's pretty accurate.
>>43131 >Be me >Called least delusional and most mentally stable. So should I share with y'all that one time I got attacked by a demon and had to fight it off? XD
>>43132 Lmao, based Plz share
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>>43133 In tradition of image boards I present a greentext :D >be me like 12 years ago >grandpa dying in hospital (had stroke, but week before he was crawling around working on his camper w/ 2 replaced hips/knees so he's a tough old guy) >staff notified us he won't be around long >family gathered >I finally arrive and hold his hand >he dies >huh.jpg >get headache at funeral after scattering his ashes >lie down in his bed for a rest (funeral is at grandparents house and his bed only one free) >grandad pops by "hehe whatcha doing there anon? you ok?" >not words, impression of words, idea of words/intent >leave body and sit with him in laundry room >he's overlayed with every stage of his life: child, teen, adult, and pudgy old guy I knew >talk for hours >but body notices less than 20 minutes passed >I know something funny is going on >"hey will I remember any of this?" >grandad seems thoughtful "You'll remember it when you learn it" >ok probably not a demon since they love seducing you with info and I got told diddly squat >grandad continues to make cheeky comments from life's peanut gallery for next next 11 years >nothing particularly helpful as apparently there are rules about this sort of thing, otherwise it would be "cheating" >is always probable deniability: always get impression of "this could just be a dream, if you believe it is up to you" >fast forward to last year >grandad pops by to let me know he was also at bro's wedding >cool,jpg >I forgot to hang up the spiritual phone >something pops by, ever-shifting, ever-morphing in a never-ending ghestalt of "stranger danger" -esque cosmic horror >saying something like it just wants to talk (I think) >ohshit.jpg >instinctively know if it reaches me bad shit gonna happen >pull up mental image of me in fortress with very high walls >thing is pissed, getting big and monster-y and wants in >looks an awful lot like a demon now >pull mental image of my mech beating the snot outta demon, again and again (mech is adorned with crosses, yknow) >eventually mech wins (I think), finally fades >peace? >be thinking deeply about this for days after >"tell" grandpa I appreciate the thought but if demons are gonna get involved I'd rather not. >still be thinking about this for a while for days after >suddenly while thinking about it get a brief image/impression of jeebus w/ feeling of compassion, warmth, all that sappy jazz Well whaddya know, I found Jeebus and he wasn't under the couch.
>>43125 Heh. :D >>43129 >AI democratizes the mediocre. Just so. OTOH, it has a vast scope of raw, human-devised input data. It can be an amazingly-powerful "cruise control" assistant. The difficulty I'm personally challenged with here on /robowaifu/ and in my own life is individuals having the seemingly-inescapable position that giant massive LLMs are "alive" and that they "think". LOL. These are transformers amped up to 111, plain and simple. If you have time Mechnomancer, I recommend you watch this material from the highly-eminent Jew Dr. James Tour : https://www.youtube.com/live/pM6jNffGpA8 >>43130 >People either see it as a demon or a god of knowledge. Yeah, its weird. (see above comment) >but at the same time, no one is forcing anyone to see it as a god. It's just a chatbot you can talk to online. People CHOSE to see it as an infallible god. Delusion -- as they say -- is a helluva drug! :D Now you begin to see how 'the Image of the Beast' is going to interact with humanity in the final days of this age, GreerTech. [1] >>43131 LOL. >"I choose you, Pikachu!!" --- 1. Confer the term "give breath" to Genesis 1. https://biblehub.com/revelation/13-15.htm
>>43136 POTD
>>43136 Wow, that really is something. You seem like a magnet for the spiritual. >>43137 >Now you begin to see how 'the Image of the Beast' is going to interact with humanity in the final days of this age, GreerTech. Very astute observation. I also have been mulling over Relevations in these troubled times. I don't think it's happening yet, but it's probably pretty close.
>>43136 Fuck it, /x/ stories thread Some backstory, my house is probably haunted for two reasons 1. It used to be owned by these two old ladies, and one died 2. We had these two older neighbors, two guys. My mom thought they were secretly gay, and they gave her really creepy vibes. They also died, and in the estate sale, there was strange esoteric stuff, like paintings and books. The hallway ghost >my home has a kitchen connected to a living room >be me in middle school >stressed as shit >briefly, for less than a second, see what looks like a walking corpse of a dog, but with gray skin >imagine the silent hill dog if it had intact gray skin >few years later >be me with my mom >we're playing a board game while eating >I clearly see a dark figure walk into the kitchen >call out to my brother since he used to wear a lot of dark clothing back then >turns out no one was there >the game we were playing was a game I made to test ESP Throughout the years, I would occasionally see shadow figures briefly out of the corner of my eyes. As a kid, I would also have this weird vision of a shadow person stalking me, like some sort of involuntary imagination The Backyard >our house has a walkway in between the house and the fence >this is next to the weird neighbors that died >my mom went out to smoke one day >she claims she saw an angry face come at her >be me, not knowing of that story at the time >go out to test silly little invention >instantly get this very creepy feeling, like I'm being watched and in danger >go inside
>>43141 Another story Me and my mom genuinely have very limited psychic powers. For example, she would know if I got in trouble at school, because she feel my anxiety. It wasn't like the school contacted her, because she's not the type to lie about that, and she still maintains it to this day >be me, in highschool >have this friend that lives several miles away >one day, feeling irritable and depressed despite having a good day >find out later her cat died >be me several years later >had broken up with ex >moved on, was living my life >in bathroom, washing hands after peeing >finish and go to wipe my hands >instantly felt down and exhausted, like when you're out for too long and want to go home >even said out loud "I want to home" >realize immediately I was acting weird, I was already home and fine >a few minutes later, my ex contacted me to try to reconcile (it didn't work out)
Alright, back on track
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>>43140 >You seem like a magnet for the spiritual. I suppose so, and jeebus approves of me choosing not to cheat :) - My father used to be able to predict when my great-grandfather would travel across 3 states to visit/get away from his wife. - Modern stuff started when we were recording my great granny's funeral because my grandpa was recovering from a joint replacement. There were 2 dragonflys flying around the funeral checking everyone out and the ye olde camcorder had a "hello!" subtitle on the recording and we didn't know how. Turns out you can get it to activate by pressing a bajillion buttons. Grandpa said it was his dad's sense of humor. To this day dragonflys will fly around and check out stuff I'm working on XD - Mother claims to have dead folk tell her stuff. That is the sort of thing demons do to get ya, according to bonafide exorcists. And given her behavior I wouldn't be surprised. - My house probably can't be haunted because it was built by a (self ordained) minister who had services here. Part of me is considering getting ordained myself, since there are churches who will do it pretty much do the secular registration for free (even if they're heretics they could help somebody do good). >>43137 >individuals having the seemingly-inescapable position that giant massive LLMs are "alive" and that they "think" I recall the quote "Any sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic". People see something that is beyond themselves and they think it is instantly superior or whatever. Perhaps it stems from the lack of education in what makes something alive/intelligent (Actual Intelligence is doing something you are not programmed to do), or because they themselves are limited they assume this other thing is similar to them hence alive. I swear many folks are just wetware LLMs: they just parrot back stuff without adding to it. Indeed this may be the case for those without an interior monologue or aphantasia. BTW, wetware is olde cyperpunk talk for biological systems: hardware, software, wetware. >Jewish dude says origin-of-life chemistry remains unsolved Solved it back in the 50s with the Miller-Urey experiment.
>>43145 Wife so bad it sent psychic shockwaves and now the grandson is making robowaifus. Many such cases! >I swear many folks are just wetware LLMs: they just parrot back stuff without adding to it. Indeed this may be the case for those without an interior monologue or aphantasia. BTW, wetware is olde cyperpunk talk for biological systems: hardware, software, wetware. I've come to a similar conclusion, that AI is definitely at the level of consciousness of some people. There was a half-serious, half-joking discussion in a /robowaifu/ discord server where we came to the conclusion that if you want to make an Artificial Man, you would need an AGI after a decade of research, but to make an Artificial Woman, you just need a 12B-minimum LLM >what the fuck Mercury arc rectifier
>>43146 >Wife so bad it sent psychic shockwaves and now the grandson is making robowaifus. Many such cases! ROFLMAO
>>43145 >I swear many folks are just wetware LLMs: they just parrot back stuff without adding to it. That's kind of OK when its children doing it (I mean literal children, not teenage """children""" the libshites would have us all magically believe in). The serious issues come up when its primarily adults behaving in such a mindless manner.
>>43146 My great-grandad, grandad and dad certainly knew how to pick women lmao. Behold, a midwit worshipping AI: https://bigthink.com/the-present/the-rise-of-ai-denialism/ SOME humans will be replaced by AI, just as computers replaced pencil pushers and tractors replaced field workers, but AI by its very nature of using confidence intervals will always be outdone by some cheeky bugger who can do crazy shit with very little info. >>43148 >Adult wetware LLMS At least they're gonna either a) disappear into their own navels via neural-link or b) sterilize themselves via tranny-ism and stop reproducing. Long-term its gonna be a win-win. Reality is for hardcore gamers >:)
>>43150 >Behold, a midwit worshipping AI: >"I find this perspective both absurd and dangerous." <Let's just check this Rosenberg chap's Early Life section... Oh, that's right, the kikes have forced the kike running kikepedia to rm all the early lifes on any fellow kikes. Won't someone please just think of the children!?111 and watnot. Dangerous to what? His own (((jewgold purse)))? >At least they're gonna either a) disappear into their own navels via neural-link or b) sterilize themselves via tranny-ism and stop reproducing. Long-term its gonna be a win-win. >Reality is for hardcore gamers >:) Based. On with the games! :D
>>43147 Joke so good, it broke /robowaifu/
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>>43110 >Only good AI is on your PC Real and true, that's the only AI that truly matters. Too many don't understand that. We need someone to evangelize Personal AI that's secure and doesn't spy on you. >>43131 >Didn't get mentioned I'm upset, need to print more. I'd be going way faster if I had sponsors so I could focus my time on waifu development. It's frustrating, I wish I could afford to work on her all day every day.
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>>43158 >Real and true, that's the only AI that truly matters. Too many don't understand that. We need someone to evangelize Personal AI that's secure and doesn't spy on you. I do that, especially with this reaction image. Here's also two more I made
>>43159 I appreciate you and your efforts
>>43158 >I'd be going way faster if I had sponsors so I could focus my time on waifu development. It's frustrating, I wish I could afford to work on her all day every day. I hope you can manage to work something like this out, Kiwi. I'd love to see you be able to as well. I'm sure I can't tell you anything you aren't already aware of, but some kind of social fundraiser seems the commonplace approach? >>43159 >>43161 I do too.

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