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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
Edited last time by oldestfag on 04/05/2022 (Tue) 07:08:41.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/13/2023 (Mon) 23:28:44 ID: b9c87f No.232712
Can you guys just perma ban Yakuza and Emojitroon already? Both are a plague in multiple different imageboards, they never learn.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/17/2023 (Fri) 21:27:08 ID: fdb3d1 No.233269
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>>232712 I second this proposition wholeheartedly. These spastics have to be removed permanently, or they will turn this site into tvch with their spam.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:29:13 ID: 518afa No.233476
>>232712 >>233269 >seething tvtroons fuck off back to tvch, tranny.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/19/2023 (Sun) 02:30:27 ID: 518afa No.233477
>>230823 >tvtroons are this angry lmfao this shit is so pathetic at this point. Why can't you fucking losers stay on your shitty tranny website? Oh, bickers you killed it! Your fucking problem. Fuck off.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/27/2023 (Mon) 00:35:21 ID: a3dcf0 No.234287
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HATER On Show?! Broke Men Should NOT Date? (VIRAL) VIRGIN GIGACHAD! 7 Girls! | Dating Talk #121 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuugoxYKUA
Unironic Ralphamale 12/05/2023 (Tue) 05:21:03 No.235219
>>234287 You should die
Unironic Ralphamale 12/13/2023 (Wed) 21:57:46 ID: 071732 No.236039
p.p.p is fat
fghhhh Unironic Ralphamale 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:12:50 ID: b68534 No.236208
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Unironic Ralphamale 12/15/2023 (Fri) 06:18:19 ID: b68534 No.236209
>>236039 King of pol is a fag
Unironic Ralphamale 12/16/2023 (Sat) 17:46:30 ID: f33e90 No.236362
>>236209 t. Gayhoole
Unironic Ralphamale 12/23/2023 (Sat) 00:27:30 ID: f269cc No.237132
Anyone interested in making a thread about Sweetie Squad and Metokur fanboys? Most of his paypiggies and fans are indeed lolcow tier. https://nitter.1d4.us/butthungriley/status/1735832598708899902#m
Unironic Ralphamale 12/23/2023 (Sat) 11:14:42 ID: 3ac39d No.237174
>>237132 diy
Unironic Ralphamale 01/07/2024 (Sun) 21:37:01 ID: c10fb6 No.238532
I don't know if this guy is worthy of his own thread or not, but have any of you heard of ZelinkOP? He's a Cuckchan Premium user who spams countless threads obsessing over Zelda and Link fucking or whatever. Claims to be married(doubt). The most amusing part of his threads are the guy that hides Nikakado Avocado's asshole into random images, combine that with gaslighting ZelinkOP, and he went full schizophrenic, accusing everyone of posting 'Cados, even if there's nothing there. This supposedly straight man, gained the ability to detect a fat faggot's ass in any picture, whilst also suffering from hallucinations of assholes. Funniest fucking thing.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/07/2024 (Sun) 23:51:53 ID: 37a66c No.238536
>>238532 You need permission from the king (robi) before making a thread, just wait him to come out of his coke binge.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:27:06 ID: 5db1df No.238538
>>238536 I wasn't going to make a thread, just felt like he was worth a mention 'cause he's a creepy asshole obsessed with coinslots and children's game character fucking. The thread would die instantly.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 00:54:01 ID: 37a66c No.238541
>>238538 Well the thread will die instantly bickers nobody posts here, stick to the sharty.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:02:38 ID: 5db1df No.238542
>>238541 Like I said, just wanted to know if anyone else has had a run-in with this fag.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:03:42 ID: 3913bb No.238545
>>238532 >>238538 >>238542 Any links for this sped?
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 02:55:40 ID: ddcd42 No.238549
>>238545 https://8chan.moe/v/res/924272.html His current whereabouts https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/656895598 An archived thread https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/656829228 Another archive
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 03:25:57 ID: ddcd42 No.238552
>>238545 I can also link has entry on the 'sharty, if that's allowed.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:20:04 ID: ddcd42 No.238553
>>238552 And now ZelinkOP (or one of his boyfriends) is stalking me on zzz/v/. Excellent.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 04:24:03 ID: ddcd42 No.238554
https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/231209.html Here's a Zelink cultist in action. We're looking at history in the making here. Notice that he calls anyone who doesn't waste obscene amounts of time fantasizing about Zelda and Link a tranny. He may be projecting.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:10:57 ID: f9dc99 No.238555
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>>238532 >>238549 >>238553 >>238554
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:18:18 ID: ddcd42 No.238557
>>238555 Yeah, think this guy's thread-worthy? These are the only sources I have at the moment, the 'sharty may have more dirt on him, but I don't really wanna interact with soyG​AMERGATEs.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:19:15 ID: ddcd42 No.238560
>>238557 And now he's shitting up the thread. I wanna talk about Zelda, not Zelda sex.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:47:41 ID: ddcd42 No.238561
>>238560 He's lost it. He's fucking obsessed with me. He's actually insane. Holy shit.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:07:37 ID: ddcd42 No.238562
>>238561 He won't shut the fuck up.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 15:05:46 ID: b0ff95 No.238571
>>238549 >>238552 >>238553 >>238554 >>238557 >>238560 >>238561 >>238562 zzzpedo go back
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 17:22:46 ID: 46deb4 No.238576
>>238532 >cuckchan premium >in 2023 >niko fagocado Zoomers are vermin. Zoomers are jews.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:03:31 ID: c199e8 No.238599
>>238576 https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/231209.html The austim rises
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:18:47 ID: 7bb0a6 No.238617
He's stalking this thread. Be wary.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:28:21 ID: ccb4b5 No.238619
>>238617 >>238599 >>238562 >>238561 >>238560 >>238557 >>238554 >>238553 >>238552 >>238549 Here lies zzzpedo pathetic attempt at gathering a personal army https://archive.ph/YJt2B
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:28:28 ID: 50995a No.238620
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>>238560 >>238561 >>238562 >>238557 >>238554 >>238553 >>238552 >>238549 meds now
Eiji Aonuma 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:31:43 ID: e5b58b No.238622
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Hello, Eiji Aonuma here. Yes, Zelink is canon. In fact, after Tears Of The Kingdom, I wrote an epilogue where Zelda gave rimjobs to Link, every single day. Obviously we couldn't actually put this, explicitly, in the game, but me and the team were very amused by the idea. Somehow some of our fans read our minds and drew these, which I approve, I showed it to the team, 'Wow.' 'Erotic!' I decided to join in on the conversation bickers this website is really invested into what we created, I am honored and humbled. Feel free to share this message, no one will believe I said this.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:34:31 ID: 50995a No.238624
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>I wasn't going to make a thread, just felt like he was worth a mention 'cause he's a creepy asshole obsessed with coinslots and children's game character fucking.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:39:42 ID: 50995a No.238627
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:40:29 ID: f33927 No.238628
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>https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/231209.html >Here's a Zelink cultist in action. We're looking at history in the making here. Notice that he calls anyone who doesn't waste obscene amounts of time fantasizing about Zelda and Link a tranny. He may be projecting.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:41:15 ID: ddaa9d No.238629
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>>238624 Y O Y
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:42:01 ID: 50995a No.238630
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>Here's a Zelink cultist in action. We're looking at history in the making here. Notice that he calls anyone who doesn't waste obscene amounts of time fantasizing about Zelda and Link a tranny. He may be projecting. >OPgits banned by jannyy anyway
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:45:18 ID: f33927 No.238631
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>>>238561 >He won't shut the fuck up.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/28/2024 (Sun) 05:21:58 ID: 1e5f10 No.241726
Jesus, what happened in this thread?
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:05:09 ID: 5cd72a No.244914
>>241726 Ye What?
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:08:49 ID: 5cd72a No.244915
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Shit
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:16:25 ID: 5cd72a No.244916
What prements G​AMERGATEs getting married? Like to know
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:17:07 ID: 5cd72a No.244917
N.i.g.g.e.r
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:23:31 ID: 5cd72a No.244918
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