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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
Edited last time by oldestfag on 04/05/2022 (Tue) 07:08:41.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:10:57 ID: f9dc99 No.238555
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>>238532 >>238549 >>238553 >>238554
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 05:18:18 ID: ddcd42 No.238557
>>238555 Yeah, think this guy's thread-worthy? These are the only sources I have at the moment, the 'sharty may have more dirt on him, but I don't really wanna interact with soyG​AMERGATEs.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:19:15 ID: ddcd42 No.238560
>>238557 And now he's shitting up the thread. I wanna talk about Zelda, not Zelda sex.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 08:47:41 ID: ddcd42 No.238561
>>238560 He's lost it. He's fucking obsessed with me. He's actually insane. Holy shit.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 09:07:37 ID: ddcd42 No.238562
>>238561 He won't shut the fuck up.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 15:05:46 ID: b0ff95 No.238571
>>238549 >>238552 >>238553 >>238554 >>238557 >>238560 >>238561 >>238562 zzzpedo go back
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 17:22:46 ID: 46deb4 No.238576
>>238532 >cuckchan premium >in 2023 >niko fagocado Zoomers are vermin. Zoomers are jews.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2024 (Mon) 22:03:31 ID: c199e8 No.238599
>>238576 https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/231209.html The austim rises
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:18:47 ID: 7bb0a6 No.238617
He's stalking this thread. Be wary.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:28:21 ID: ccb4b5 No.238619
>>238617 >>238599 >>238562 >>238561 >>238560 >>238557 >>238554 >>238553 >>238552 >>238549 Here lies zzzpedo pathetic attempt at gathering a personal army https://archive.ph/YJt2B
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:28:28 ID: 50995a No.238620
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>>238560 >>238561 >>238562 >>238557 >>238554 >>238553 >>238552 >>238549 meds now
Eiji Aonuma 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:31:43 ID: e5b58b No.238622
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Hello, Eiji Aonuma here. Yes, Zelink is canon. In fact, after Tears Of The Kingdom, I wrote an epilogue where Zelda gave rimjobs to Link, every single day. Obviously we couldn't actually put this, explicitly, in the game, but me and the team were very amused by the idea. Somehow some of our fans read our minds and drew these, which I approve, I showed it to the team, 'Wow.' 'Erotic!' I decided to join in on the conversation bickers this website is really invested into what we created, I am honored and humbled. Feel free to share this message, no one will believe I said this.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:34:31 ID: 50995a No.238624
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>I wasn't going to make a thread, just felt like he was worth a mention 'cause he's a creepy asshole obsessed with coinslots and children's game character fucking.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:39:42 ID: 50995a No.238627
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:40:29 ID: f33927 No.238628
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>https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/231209.html >Here's a Zelink cultist in action. We're looking at history in the making here. Notice that he calls anyone who doesn't waste obscene amounts of time fantasizing about Zelda and Link a tranny. He may be projecting.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:41:15 ID: ddaa9d No.238629
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>>238624 Y O Y
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:42:01 ID: 50995a No.238630
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>Here's a Zelink cultist in action. We're looking at history in the making here. Notice that he calls anyone who doesn't waste obscene amounts of time fantasizing about Zelda and Link a tranny. He may be projecting. >OPgits banned by jannyy anyway
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2024 (Tue) 00:45:18 ID: f33927 No.238631
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>>>238561 >He won't shut the fuck up.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/28/2024 (Sun) 05:21:58 ID: 1e5f10 No.241726
Jesus, what happened in this thread?
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:05:09 ID: 5cd72a No.244914
>>241726 Ye What?
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:08:49 ID: 5cd72a No.244915
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Shit
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:16:25 ID: 5cd72a No.244916
What prements G​AMERGATEs getting married? Like to know
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:17:07 ID: 5cd72a No.244917
N.i.g.g.e.r
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2024 (Tue) 03:23:31 ID: 5cd72a No.244918
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Unironic Ralphamale 05/03/2024 (Fri) 00:03:18 ID: 5e9c71 No.249660
Unlock the locked threads, Robi
Unironic Ralphamale 06/28/2024 (Fri) 03:47:46 ID: f3f659 No.252713
On the topic of imageboard sweaty gamers (looking at you Mark), what's the deal with Heyuri? aside from the site exemplifying the cancer that's killing modern imageboards
Unironic Ralphamale 07/27/2024 (Sat) 11:02:22 ID: fa297e No.254031
Does anyone here have enough material and knowledge to start a thread about Zoom and maybe that fat autistic guy from forgegang?
Any chance to lift a global perma please? Chobitsu 08/20/2024 (Tue) 00:42:22 ID: ecb542 No.255015
So, one of our regulars is under a perma that has nothing to do with our board /robowaifu/ [1]. Any change this can be lifted for us please? We have no idea what it's about, but here's the ID: 6654b48b5307e0055b59156c TIA -t. Chobitsu --- 1. ( >>>/robowaifu/32982 )
Unironic Ralphamale 08/20/2024 (Tue) 04:07:25 ID: f10063 No.255025
>>255015 Much probably this happened due to nuzach, he's been a menace spamming BBC and CSAM lately
CyberPonk 08/20/2024 (Tue) 04:47:30 ID: 0408cf No.255026
>>255025 I'm that regular. I'm guessing I was hit with a range ban. Is there anything I can do to have it lifted for my IP address? I'm posting from my phone right now. My desktop can't seem to post anywhere in alog.space bickers of the ban.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:02:17 ID: c08fae No.255027
>>255026 Can you point to a post you've made before you where banned? That way we can at least know what range it is.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/20/2024 (Tue) 05:08:31 ID: c08fae No.255028
>>255026 >>255027 Actually nevermind, found it, should be cleared.
CyberPonk 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:19:48 ID: 67bd72 No.255029
>>255028 Success! Thank you.
Chobitsu 08/20/2024 (Tue) 06:33:59 ID: ecb542 No.255030
>>255027 Thanks very kindly! Cheers, Anon.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2024 (Wed) 15:08:18 ID: 5b534d No.256012
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Why did my post in the Gnostic Mind Train thread got deleted? Seems like a innocuous post.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2024 (Wed) 16:45:02 ID: a8858d No.256016
>>256012 bickers you are an uncreative parasite who only knows how to be spiteful shitskin incel and derail threads, Jewzach.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2024 (Wed) 17:37:50 ID: 0027e4 No.256019
>>256012 >>256016 This is what nuzach wants. Low iq retards like the Ramon posters get seethed all the time, report innocuous posts, they get deleted and banned, and the dead website dies a little more.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2024 (Wed) 21:55:40 ID: a8858d No.256031
>>256019 Your samefagging and gayops attempts are the most pathetic ever seen. Even platespics were less retarded.
Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:35:43 ID: 01e055 No.257818
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Calculatorcoon and Weakload deserve to die in a ditch after having their parents raped and killed by coons. Losers like them along with the faggot mods and Ramoncoon killed this site.
Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 04:39:25 ID: 05d41e No.257819
>>257818 Lmfao >>256019 Yup. And the coons do not disappoint.
Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 05:10:59 ID: a1d49c No.257821
>>257818 >>257819 You're hitting new lows, Jewzach.
Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 13:06:07 ID: 05d41e No.257825
>>257821 You're still a fox dick zoomer soytranny, coon.
Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 21:00:05 ID: b19dbf No.257866
Lmao he is back with the samefagging.
Unironic Ralphamale 10/08/2024 (Tue) 17:02:34 ID: 4c6567 No.258099
Any mod can explain why a screenshot about Bryan Dunn being PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd by the anons back in 8chan days is "banned" from being posted?
Unironic Ralphamale 10/08/2024 (Tue) 17:29:12 ID: b5f575 No.258101
>>258099 it probably got caught in the nuzach crossfire
Unironic Ralphamale 10/12/2024 (Sat) 00:20:07 ID: 058172 No.258378
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>>258099 >>258101 The only Bryan image I can't post anymore for whatever reason is this one.
Unironic Ralphamale 10/12/2024 (Sat) 02:28:09 ID: 2394e7 No.258388
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>>258378
Unironic Ralphamale 11/18/2024 (Mon) 00:31:47 ID: f58138 No.260802
N​IGGER
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