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Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor. + Mark will ban you for 4 weeks from /v/ for having a different opinion about video games than him. + Mark REALLY likes nintendo switch + Mark will delete/ban Anons with the blanket reason "spam" which covers any opinions he doesn't like or games he doesn't believe should be discussed. + Mark believes that he is the arbiter of "chan culture" and that no /v/ should be allowed to exist unless he is in direct control. + Mark regularly will spam, derail, and shit up discussions on other boards that are critical of him.
>>114925 yetanother/vg/ whoohoo!
Doesn't look Jewish and what's with the /pol/ crap on here?
Based Daddy Gym defended Mark
>>114963 >>114925 Real /v/ hasn't been tried yet Markchan and the webring together have over half a dozen videogame boards now, just settle for one option already.
>>114925 Make a thread about Devil May Cry 5 being a shit game and a sequel of DmC and watch the fat kike cry jew tears lel
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>>114925 >made it on mark's site >not on the webring what a retard
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Mark gets off to trannies and pictures of "female" characters with huge cocks. What a faggot kek
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Anyone else remember how he was getting paid hundreds of dollars to copy paste articles or whatever it is he did. That and handle board migration requests on the original 8chan. He failed that so hard that he got kicked off.
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>>45672 faggot
>>53103 dirty faggot
>Mark Mann gives out his phone number on the game awards stream >Noone from /cow/ even tries calling in or doxxing him Do you faggots actually do anything here besides jerking off to Mark's ass?
>>182982 They jerk off to my ass too.
>>182982 >not posting the number you're an even bigger faggot >>117391 I just learned that moe isn't on the webring anymore. I'm a bit late to the party on this, but what exactly went wrong?
here is marky poo admitting that 8chan is fucking dead, done and buried. he probably resents that he and his gay gaymergay movement killed what little good will people had to 8chan/moe left, now he's stuck moderating a dead board filled with pedos who are on a never ending crusade to prove that they don't actually masturbate to children, just their drawings(which is ok and 100% legal, in fact of course) is it any wonder nobody wants to go to that shithole anymore? even cuckchanners endlessly bullied them late late last year LMAO!
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>>185720 Moe's death had nothing to do with S​ARGON, but Marks retarded moderation style himself.
>>185720 4cuckers are insufferable fags. /v/ was once good but now it is filled with the worst kind of circlejerkery, Reddit moderation and users imaginable, worst than anything that was ever on 8chan. Mark then wonders why the site is dead. You're BO? Wake the hell up and clean house.
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Here's a little rundown of this fat kike's retardation if you're late to the party.
>>189840 NTA but to add to that, mark has been seething about /cow/ more than usual, he and his niGGer cake eaters bring up /cow/ at the slightest insult or trolling, as if there was a giant conspiracy involving both boards. Also included some nice little recent images where they pretty much admit their gay little site is all but dead, and the users are no different than normalG​AMERGATEs/redditors who report each other all day long What a fantastic end to the niGGer movement, forced to smell the kike's farts and jerk each other off as the last few remaining users seethe at each other and call them names, /cow/ living eternally in their heads
>>190732 Still can't let go from the little retard wars from back on 8ch. PATHETIC
You know what I just noticed? /cow/ and alogs is still on the webring. Blacked.cp isn't Is this why markie-poo is seething so hard about this place? bickers his pedo circlejerk got kicked out but the boogieman that mocks him is still kept around?
lol, lmao even with how dead the webring is, what do you think the odds are of mark being literally the only one still making the "lolis are not pedo reee" argument and whining about /cow/? do even the other most hardcore niGGers care about us anymore?
Zzzchan is dead as fuck, the only thing going on there are the usual cp or factions hating Mark or loving Mark. see https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/132807.html#134461 Also, rapeman is banning anyone making jokes about Mark.
>>54301 Dickriding, pseudo-sweaty gamers who always blow their welfare at lewd autists. Bravo /v/irgins, you sure taught a lesson to the redditors by being 10 times worse. Tell me: How are you faggots any better than MovieBlob or Chris-Chan? Your autism implodes whenever a Nintendo or Sonic thread gets shat out.
>>203397 Have you seen their "japanese video game chart" thread? These G​AMERGATEs don't even play video games anymore. There is two people making a chart, one is still not finished and the other has been finished for a year but is too stupid to actually spread it to the slant eyes himself and is literally begging people to do it for him in the nig.gergate thread. At this point, people will start making jokes about how many niGGers it takes to screw in a lightbulb or wipe the kike's fat ass
Wakey Wakey, guess who just had a meltdown again?
>>218404 Holy fuck, hes still coping all these years later, thank you for sharing this gold anon.
>>218404 Absolute golden markG​AMERGATE meltdown
>>218404 UPDATE TIME! Mark Mann(sweaty gamer) is currently leaking private user info only he has access to bickers someone told him to kill himself. MARK CONFIRMED TO BROWSE USER INFO OF ANYONE THAT MOCKS HIM AND LEAK IT AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION https://8chan.moe/v/res/640607.html I bet that's why he makes up all the boogeymen like "G​AMERGATEpill" or "LCP" in his mind, he thinks there is a cabal of trolls out to get him and he "confirms it" by violating privacy of random users. Of course, since he is an idiot, he is wrong and unknowingly just confirms what everyone has been assuming all along: That 8blacked.gov is a honeypot that harvests user info and leaks it when appropriate. Linking another image where something like this happened recently
>>218443 >still [posting on cakeboi.simp Are you that lonely or desperate for friends? Imageboards are dead. Long live the new flesh.
>>218444 Why would I post there? The only thing that shithole is good for is harvesting lolcow my jewish mother, and boy has there been a lot to my jewish mother lately
*lolcow m1lk, don't remember these retarded filters last time I posted here Anyways, the kike ran off and he will probably start seething once he realizes that leaking user info on a whim was a bad idea
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>>218443 And they still wonder why nobody goes to their shitty ni/gg/er threads anymore truly underrated lolcow material.
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Mark Mann(sweaty gamer) recently got bummed bickers all his efforts to get a job went about as well as expected when he unironically wrote on his resume that his previous experience includes "managing a website" and listed a site he is a BO on, known for hosting CP among other things there. The thread was a treasure so I screencapped it, kike might need to start flipping burgers before long, why? If you recall, recently he had to beg his users for some donation money so he could pay off his sky high jew york city taxes, he tried to do so by starting a stream to "help with site costs", but was then shutdown by site staff who said they have no need to raise any money for the site. I believe that image can be found somewhere in the general 8chan.moe thread I also found a funny 'jak on the sharty that looks like Mark Mann(sweaty gamer), feel free to use it as you see fit
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This one originally had nothing to do with the fat kike, but he just came by and was one-hit killed by another niGGer and I had to include it
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>>219830 Update: Mark sperged out and not only made an ass of himself(again) but deleted the posts he claimed were "revisionism" Dumb kike has skin thinner than his penis and then tries to "correct the record", as if he was fooling anybody. How hilarious. Oh, and he doubled down and claimed he IS /v/ again, while in the same breath admitting that the only reason he quit a good paying job from the pig farmer and his site was bickers he couldn't goon it to pictures of little girls anymore. Little wonder this thread is still active, 3 years later.
>>219596 >the sharty It's weird seeing newfag Zoomers talk about 8chan as if they were there.
>>219836 Why post on /v/ when there's >>>/kong/, the superior alternative.
>>219596 >that thread Yeah, Mark's life is fucked. He got lucky in the past but luck runs out. He is over thirty with literally no skills, experience, or degrees. He will be stocking shelves until 70. I wonder how many guys besides myself from 8chan were able to cobble together a career? Probably not many.
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>>219836 I can't believe it, this is STILL GOING! I had time to go out and touch grass, go to bed, wake up, eat, shit and do other things, and they are STILL having their little slapfight about "revisionism" In particular, the anon who had his posts deleted in second pic is now constantly reposting information that was deleted, while Mark Mann(pedo) and his jannies keep deleting it. This isn't the first time a scorn niGGer had his posts deleted and then did everything he could to make Mark miserable for a few hours, so this could go on for a while. He will likely shut that whole board down due to "Bypass Denials" so that nobody who already doesn't have a captcha active can post on his board(That includes any actual users who want to make a post). I should note that this act of "shutting everything down" is what Leftypol/Bunkerchan was known for when 4/pol/ would spam them, so that makes the pic with Mark and Miss Piggy ultra ironic. Thin skin kike really hates it when people mention WHY people hate him, no wonder he's exactly where you would expect him to be, on a dead board only known for their obsession with children and G​AMERGATE dicks
>>219900 Why didn't you post this part?
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>>219920 Oh look who showed up, it's the pedo kike himself Since you're here, and we KNOW it's you, can you tell us why you tried grooming your underage niece? What was that porn game you made her play while you fondled her, again?
Oh, and nobody cares what you have to say, Mark. That's why nobody will ever cap whatever you have to say, especially when it's mostly word-for-word what the person you banned had to say, minus the parts that made you look bad conveniently not elaborated on
>>219926 >>219928 I'm not here to argue, I was linked this thread by a friend and just wanted to post context. Argue among yourselves.
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>>219920 >mark >posts his opinion >thinks anyone cares are blacked.feds for real?
>>219931 You know Mark, I heard you jack off to babyfurs, aka furry CP with diapers. Is that true? You're quite a sick fuck, you know that? BTW, ever wonder why everybody rejected your dumbass when you were applying for a job? Well, wouldn't it be a shame if a certain someone made sure that several companies and businesses in New York knew about a certain pedo kike who hosted a radical right wing website full of other pedos? Wouldn't that be a shame!
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Mark, mind explaining this? I kept that tab open to see just how much that guy whose posts you deleted would flood the thread, but now it's full of upskirts of what I assume are 4-5 yr olds. What does this have to do with video games or "gaming journalism"? And you claim you are not a pedo-phile. Pathetic, I hope somebody finds you and kills you, especially now that we know where you live
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Hey fatass, looks like even your own users are calling you a fat, retarded liar that you are. Pretty funny, isn't it? Oh, and I didn't include your quote here either bickers nobody cares what you have to say. Why don't you come back and "correct the record" again?
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Look at this disgusting AI fetish shit. For someone who is such a coomer, you would think he would have a better taste in porn Jacking off to little girls(and boys) and motherly figures with big tits, huh? Got some mommy issues(and sweaty gamer tendencies) you need to work out, Markie?

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