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Elder Scrolls Thread Anonymous 02/11/2023 (Sat) 15:51:57 No.536
Todd is lying about ES6 again but what is your favorite Elder Scrolls game? Mine is Oblivion. Now I know what yo be sayun, and I know all about its shortcomings but to me it's also the comfiest in the series with the art direction and the atmosphere it's going for. Also it's pre-NuBethesda so it's still more related to the previous games rather than trying to streamline and simplify everything to appeal to normalcattle.
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>>536 >Todd is lying
>>553 Don't do it, don't trust him!
So in what ways will ES6 be even worse than Skyrim?
>>594 Less fun, less mods, less racism.
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>>596 Oh there will be mods. But you'll have to pay for them goy.
Ready for Woke Scrolls?
I played a bit of morrowind, and never played to much of it sadly I can say the biggest experience I got with elder scrolls is modded skyrim, which can be okay I guess, nothing to ground-breaking but it can be some fun for a couple hours.
>>610 >modded skyrim The only way to play skyrim.
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Is Skyrim some sort of singularity point for modern gaming? I see time and again zoomers and normalfags talking about it like it was the first video game ever made. Just the other day some zoomer nigger said that Skyrim trailer was the first to sync music to visuals.
>>2275 skyshit was the first big nurpg made specifically for normalfags
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>>536 I hate RPGs but this one is probably in my top 10 games of all time. Morrowind is just a bit too complex for my casual tastes and Skyrim is too bland, drab, and dumbed down compared to TESIV. What went so right?
>>2664 >What went so right? Released before the current year.
>>2664 morrowind is too ugly and archaic, oblivion is just enough conventionally appealing without being made with test groups in mind
>>2676 what luck
Hey this image is from my kino watch review
>>3237 this image is ancient
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>>2664 It's new enough to not be truly primitive technically speaking while old enough to have avoided sjws and focus groups. This was still the "autism" age.
>>4546 >to not be truly primitive technically speaking Nor was Morrowind. Other than a few shaders and bamp maps there's not much different between the two.
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How many times have you bought it, anon?
>buying games
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>>5173 >In the meantime, buy Skyrim
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Oh my god guys, I can't wait to fast travel in Elder Scrolls 6!
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>>5173 >have a drag-and-drop engine built to shit out games at a fast pace >almost two decades between skyrim and tes 6
>>5261 Yeah but there's a chance that the new Skyout won't be well received like Fallout 78 or whatever the fuck it was called, while everyone buys a Skyrim. Please buy a Skyrim.
>>5261 Kinda what happens when you fill your staff with almost nothing but incompetent diversity hires. It probably took them a year or two just to teach Tyrone what ctrl+c, ctrl+v did.
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>Starfield flops >Bethesda panicking >"shit we better hurry up on the thing our fans really wanted" >shaves two years off expected release date
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>>5754 I hope it flops and they go bankrupt.
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Slopthesda's release schedule.
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>>5768 >Fallout 3 remaster
>>5768 >Oblivion Remaster Bros, can this be good?
>>5774 >can this be good? Sure, dissolve the kikes. Dissolve the golems they are using to destroy the West. Turn all the institutions back over to the men who matter instead. Not only will this fix vidya, it will save & restore civilization. Till then, we're all fucked, so no. OTOH, at least we can all take some comfort that the globalist kikes that caused all this will themselves be eaten by their own golems, so yeah. :^)
>>5774 everyone will be black
>>5777 One day I will find you and nail your hands to a table then rape you in the ass after I kick your plate of tendies onto the floor.
>>5779 Heh, better bring your best game faggot.
>>5781 I've got a game called dick and it's headed right for your bloated dumper faggot.
>>5768 >remasters, DLC, expansions The state of modern gayming...
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Who's gonna fuck it up harder?
>>6318 I'd imagine NuWitcher is gonna be way more soyed out, while ES6 will just be your regular Bethesda slop.
>>6318 Hard call. Both studios' last games were massive pieces of buggy shit filled to the brim with (((diversity and inclusion.))) Maybe nuWitcher will have mediocre gameplay as apposed to ES6 having completely irredeemably shitty gameplay?
>>6322 ES6 is just gonna be Skyrim multiplied by Slopfield.
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a reminder to mod Skyrim until it bursts
>>6348 Let's be real here. Porn mods are the only value bethesda games have.
>>6357 Applies to every modern western game.
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After Cornfield, I have literally zero (0) expectations.
>>6432 >I have literally zero (0) expectations. I do. I expect it to have boring baby's first vidya gameplay. I expect what few RPG mechanics that left over from skyrim to get gutted even further. I expect it to be barely playable on launch. I expect the story to be woke boring trash. I expect normalfags to defend it as literally the best thing since skyrim.
>>6447 and it's gonna be made on the same broken outdated engine
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>>6432 Bethesda staff agrees.
>>6449 >every single franchise that's still going has been vacated by the very people who made it: ES, GTA, the list goes on What a horrible time to be alive.
>>6499 >>every single franchise that's still going has been vacated by the very people who made it: Well, I mean wasn't that the kikes' plan all along here, Anon? As that anon basically stated, their whole goal is to steal, kill, & destroy (just like their father Satan). >>6467 >tl;dr Wouldn't do for capable and talented White men to remain, they must be genocided and lets begin it with that Literally-Hitler industry of gayming!111
>>6432 what, you're not excited about crafting?
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>>6529 Skyrim remake 2 edition
>>6539 todd will remake skyrim
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>>6649 I kneel.
Last time I remember playing skyrim I modded it so I could make a jiggly big titty Nord warrior and I just walked around enjoying her melons.
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>>6657 That is the only way to play Skyrim.
>>6649 to think that this was the beginning of the end...
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Just 10 more years.
>>6781 I have no interest in Elder Scrolls 6.
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>>7010 don't you know that mods are bad and evil and must be banned?
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>>7665 Horse armor 2 let's fucking go.
>>7665 <paid mods <for skyrim <in 2023 Man, Todd is really desperate after Slopfield flopped.
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ES6 concept art has leaked.
>>7665 >6 dollarydoos for a reskin of the crossbows >which modders did a long time ago But remember soyflop was a massive success.
We got btfo'd so hard, MAGA and TES bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hots4EKXi2U
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>>8377 Kek. The absolute state of Airstrip One. BTW, lest we get too haughty... the UK is simply a testbed for the kikes as a dry-run for the Great Replacement. Make no mistake, they mean to do far worse to you & yours, Anon. >But... jokes on them in the end, heh. :D*
>>8377 >>8378 >roastie reports "friend" thotwife to the state for werewolves being more attractive than niggers >state sends PC kiddyfiddler to spend hours playing dud casualgames on her laptop instead of doing any policing >meanwhile redditgey makes use of expert tumblr-kin legal assistance, accuses the popo of bullying super special rainbow protected buttstretched poofder >"Uh sorry, while charges are not currently being considered, laptop needs to be retained in case of further evidence coming to light" What did we fight two world wars for?
>>8385 >What did we fight two world wars for? So kikes can steal, rape and murder with impunity.
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You. I've seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one from the wanted posters. STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

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