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General Robotics & AI News Thread 5: Gazing Into the Nightmare Rectangle Edition Greentext anon 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:42:08 No.34233
Anything related to robowaifus, robotics, the AI industry, and any social/economic issues thereof. and /pol/ funposting containment bread! :D -previous threads: > #1 ( >>404 ) > #2 ( >>16732 ) > #3 ( >>21140 ) > #4 ( >>24081 ) >=== -funposting edit
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 01/27/2025 (Mon) 09:51:47.
>>40495 Clearly-biased review, but provides some specific details. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt84K4bvVdY
>>40500 >You forget one thing No I didn't. I'll address this soon enough. >>40523 The issue is Globohomo kikes, ofc Anon. We're but victims. In that context, it's quite understandable the criticisms of Emperor Xi, et al. I'm hoping they will clearly name the Jew related to these issues.
So, it turns out that a rogue Chinese employee with xAI stole all the code and has (presumably) returned to China now (after pocketing a cool $7mil in stock sales). A. Lol. GG Mr. "I love Jeets and hate White employees" Musk. B. When will we all see unfiltered Ani AI waifus in, say, DeepSeek do you think? Fun times. :^)
>>40862 >B. When will we all see unfiltered Ani AI waifus in, say, DeepSeek do you think? Holy shit I didn't even consider that. That would be amazing.
>>40872 There is uncensored deepseek. But if you want a full uncensored deepseek youre going to need a lot of mac minis. Whereas if you want a coomer miku, hermes 3b will do and you can run it on a jetson.
>>40874 I think he was talking about the interface
>>40872 >That would be amazing. Agreed. >>40874 Well I don't want it, but I'm sure many Anons would. My primary point rather being: 'when will this stolen copy of previously-stolen data wind up inside that other stolen copy of previously-stolen data?' And any time kikes have their (((stolen $US taxpayer money investments))) ripped off in turn, it always gives me a sensible chuckle! :^) --- >>40875 And will animu catgrills be involved here!?111 This is the important-est question tbh in fact of course! :D
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>>40862 Once again, incredibly based. I consider Copyright and intellectualproperty laws to be the gayest, jewest shit ever. So, I like when they get open sourced, whether voluntarily like LLAMA or by force, through hacks and leaks. I hope there's even more espionage and theibery such as this in the future.
I recently saw a video about Conway's Game of Life and Von Neumann's cellular automata and it reminded me of a visual representation of a neural network. At one point in the video he says the game of life can even simulate itself within itself (which I'm honestly not too sure of) and showed Life in Life by Philip Bradbury, which has cells moving around and creating something that looks like giant versions of the same moving cells, but I don't really know if that's "simulating" itself or not. It was mentioned that Conway's cells had 2 different states (alive or dead), while Von Neumann's cells had 29 different states. Seeing Conway's cells behave differently based on different rules, including one where it quickly stops and forms a maze or brain-like convolutions, and another where it just looked like white noise. That got me wondering what would happen if individual cells in the game were associated with different input or output values for something like emotion levels, sensory data or position of a servomotor. The tricky part would be figuring out how to adjust the rules to get the desired outcome.
>>40944 Yeah, that's some fascinating ideas Anon. GG. Cheers. :^)
Literally the worst place I've ever seen in Japan, poverty-wise (it's located in central Osaka). But having lived right in DTLA before, I can tell you this is nothing. I probably wouldn't even have my 'head on a swivel' after about a week visiting there. The filmer is clearly an herbivore man, and he apparently never felt in danger there. It even has a very-cool retro arcade nearby! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peGFDZIBmiE I may have missed them, but I didn't spot any brownoids; the main issues mostly seem to come from the drunks (and I did spot at least one homeless sleeping on the ground) compare that to the literally 1'000s & 1'000s of niggers in, say, Skid Row. Though obviously youths are responsible for the common graffiti (a few are quite good actually, and took a lot of effort). Reasonably-good food was easy to obtain. Vending machines are everywhere, and as is typical in Japan none were destroyed by niggerish behavior. --- I'm hopeful (and this video encourages me to that end, actually) that based Japan will flip the current imperative to import infinity foreigners into their lands (((since the curve must keep going up))). There's already lots of pushback even at this early stage against importing niggers and poojeets (specifically) by the native Japanese themselves -- including (and especially) by their young women -- so I'm hopeful the government will act like reasonable leaders, reverse that (((agenda))), and not let the kikes destroy their society (as they have managed to in the pozzed w*st of today). <---> >tl;dr If this is the worst they have to offer then the based -- "muh_rayciss" -- Nipponese may preserve themselves yet from the evil, intentional onslaught by the Globohomo to destroy nations. Here's hoping & praying they do so! Cheers. :^)
Honda's UNI-ONE . https://global.honda/en/tech/Hands-free_seated_personal_mobility_device_UNI-ONE/ Seems to me this would be a good mobility base idea for robowaifus.
>>34233 https://news.berkeley.edu/2025/08/27/are-we-truly-on-the-verge-of-the-humanoid-robot-revolution/ According to this kikel robotics professor, robots are still years if not a few decades away from being what we hope they can be. What I found interesting about this article was that the professor mentioned a split among robotics between those who want to rely on math and engineering and those who are convinced that only data is needed to train robots. Just like LLMs only needed data, so too could you achieve the same results using data for robotic training.
>>41848 I'd say I agree with him on some things, and disagree on others. He also clearly has an agenda here, and doesn't seem too shy about it. >tl;dr Ignoring the effects that smol, independent communities like ours can have on the general advancement of humanoid robotics is misguided. Our idealism will win the day I predict, once everyone sees how invasive the GH's systems are. Time will tell! Thanks, Anon. Cheers. :^)
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>>41170 Glorious Nippon deserves to walk in the sun forever. >>41462 >Honda UNI-ONE What a strange and fun design. The UNI-CUB is also intriguing. >>41848 I've been saying all of this for years. A safe dexterous robot is fundamentally harder than anyone imagines. I include myself in that. As Chobitsu knows, I've been working on this for years and I'm only starting to understand how hard it actually is. Which is why we really ought to chase simpler robot girls before going for 2B. >>41871 >Our idealism Will win if we have the will to push through. We will be victorious, it'll be a harder journey than we know. Faith and conviction will guide us to a brighter future worthy of all efforts.
>>41874 >A safe dexterous robot is fundamentally harder than anyone imagines. I include myself in that. As Chobitsu knows, I've been working on this for years and I'm only starting to understand how hard it actually is. Which is why we really ought to chase simpler robot girls before going for 2B. Fully agree. Often, with a such a lofty goal such as ours, practicality tends to accidentally fall by the wayside.
>>41874 >pics Cute! I can see these two being mashup'd. >Will win if we have the will to push through. True. But, we're all in this together. :^) Forward! >>41879 >Often, with a such a lofty goal such as ours, practicality tends to accidentally fall by the wayside. This is why we need to constantly present ideas for critiques, and not get bent out of shape if they aren't quite up to snuff yet. The old adage still applies today: >"Try, try again." All of us is better than any of us! :^)
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Lel. Apparently newtonyoohoo had the yuge majority of the room walk out on him in un hq in Jew York this morning. :D
>>41874 >Glorious Nippon deserves to walk in the sun forever. This. Things are looking up! :^) https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1287
So, it seems that 3-time POTUS, President Donald J. "Based" Trump is moving in troops to militarize Portland "Faggot Central" Oregon. Lol. :D HOW WILL PANTYFAGS EVER RECOVER!? https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1288
So, apparently (((Larry Ellison))) is buying Tiktok for his masters. Now, clearly the kikes mean this for evil, but their tricks no longer work on Zoomers (or any of us other autists). I presume there will be a mass-exodus from there soon, once the deal goes through. Could this be a Carpe Diem, Propaganda & Recruitment ( >>41674 ) moment for us here somehow?
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 09/28/2025 (Sun) 05:56:06.
>>41922 I hope to see a boot on the neck of every antifa faggot
>>41927 Lets have a look at the contents of the ol' > / pol / literally_trumpler / baste folder... < ☑ pantyfags suicide watch : Check < ☑ troons suicide watch : Check < ☑ poojeets suicide watch : Check < ☑ niggers suicide watch : Check < ☑ beanshites suicide watch : BIG Check < ☑ libshites suicide watch : BIGGER Check --- I'm forced to admit (against my better judgement) that Trump is doing a bang-up job, comparatively-speaking. Maybe he really does care about his heritage and morality now (at least by appearances). I feel sad for all the preborn kids being poisoned (gargling Tylenol challenge) by their batshite insane harpy moms, but it goes to show just how the demons inside them are stirred up now. Good times. :^)
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 09/30/2025 (Tue) 05:59:44.
>>41927 BTW, he's doing the same thing in Memphis, TN. Well-deserved policing, too: its literally the most violent city in the country rn (even worse than Chicongo!)
@Grok : Is this true? [redacted] Hmm, doesn't seem to work on my box (all outdated/missing...maybe its just a Tor-specific thing). >related: https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1972992095859433671
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 10/02/2025 (Thu) 06:00:01.
>>42006 Is this real? What's the crypto thing attached?
>>42007 >What's the crypto thing attached? Can you post a capp, GreerTech? I'm missing it. --- UD: Nvm I see it. I don't know, Anon. Seems a bit suss tbh. But the Literally Elonler post yesterday is legit.
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>>42008 It also doesn't work for me
>>42009 Haha, OK. I'm going to rm the link in the original posting. Remind me to put the real one in once its up! :D
So, Figure AI revealed Figure 03 on Thursday. * Where can I buy one of these things? * How much? https://www.figure.ai/news/introducing-figure-03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu5mYMavctM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZP943-gARQ Its looking really impressive so far. I'd sure like to see some guy doing a technical disassembly of one of these things!
>>42205 Dunno the pessimist inside me screams “VC scam” but I might be wrong. Let’s hope they will actually manage to accomplish something.
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This just in: Proton released an online chatbot/assistant AI called Lumo. Taking a brief look through their writeup, it claims to be logless, open-source, encrypted. Interestingly, they also don't use the chats in training. I'm not sure if it's completely open (weights and all), but given Proton's track record, I don't think they'll try to pull anything funny. While offline AIs will always remain the most secure option, it's nice to see more open-source competitors in the online sphere.
>>42244 Understood. At least in this case, the robots are actually real (while in many other situations -- notably with many Chinese promotional ads -- they are not). Figure AI has already been through a couple rounds of funding to realize 02, which is now at work in the US BMW factory. This model moves them much-closer to their stated goal of androids in the home. Time will tell. Cheers, Anon. :^) >>42245 POTD Neat, Greentext anon. I for one didn't know about that, so thanks! :^) < waifu status: A CUTE!! --- >it's nice to see more open-source competitors in the online sphere. Yes, that much is certainly true. From their site's announcement: >"...Lumo is based upon open-source language models and operates from Proton’s European datacenters." While this is certainly a step in the right direction, I trust Yurope govt's not much differently than I do Burgerland's. Because of the so-called Troon-Thug Cycle *, I'm actually far more trusting of based DeepSeek than of any other online chat I know of (b/c after all, who cares what Dr. Lee or Mr. Wong think of me?), Globohomo (((propaganda))) against the Chinese notwithstanding. But your point >While offline AIs will always remain the most secure option is obviously the gold standard. It also reasonably frees you from any surveillance and/or bricking concerns through the inevitable corruption of any systems that the kikes have touched...as long as it stays 100% offline. --- * That is; glownigger troons sick local yokel thugs to kick your door in at 3AM b/c of your doubleplus wrongthink...dragging you off to the Ministry of Love.
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>>42246 >I trust Yurope govt's not much differently than I do Burgerland's I find it a bit weird that they advertized it like that, since the company (and their servers) are actually based in Switzerland. Of course, it is technically in Europe, but they're completely detached from the EU, which matters a lot.
>>42251 That does seem odd IMO as well, yes. Not that I especially trust them either call me jaded, heh :D, but they clearly are a special case. For the kikes themselves in particular, beautiful Switzerland is a famous financial haven. This fact leads to some clear distinctions with the rest of Yurope (some good, some bad). I could go on about this in our +/pol/ thread, but I'll just leave it there for now. Cheers, Greentext anon.
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>>42246 > Figure AI has already been through a couple rounds of funding to realize 02, which is now at work in the US BMW factory. This model moves them much-closer to their stated goal of androids in the home. I remember arguing with supposed robotics students and maybe some actual roboticists on 4cuck who said that all these companies going for the humanoid robots are just VC scams and the only robots who are actually worked on are specific robots for specific use cases. But these anons might have just been shitposting dunno.
>>42282 Understood. All I can tell you is look into them yourself, Anon. AFAICT, they've been very open about their status and the difficulties they're working on from day one. I personally have some admiration for Brett Adcock, so I may be a little biased here, admittedly. They've made a big splash, so material about them from all quarters is fairly easy to find with a little searching. Good luck with your research, Anon. Cheers. :^) https://www.figure.ai/master-plan
Intredasting. Apparently this is a shootout between leading LLMs using fake money, * betting on the coin markets. DeepSeek is winning ATM, ChatGPT is losing. https://nof1.ai/ --- * so-called "$10,000 of real capital"
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Intredasting. >DeepSeek-OCR: Contexts Optical Compression >1. Introduction >Current Large Language Models (LLMs) face significant computational challenges when processing long textual content due to quadratic scaling with sequence length. We explore a potential solution: leveraging visual modality as an efficient compression medium for textual information. A single image containing document text can represent rich information using substantially fewer tokens than the equivalent digital text, suggesting that optical compression through vision tokens could achieve much higher compression ratios. >This insight motivates us to reexamine vision-language models (VLMs) from an LLM-centric perspective, focusing on how vision encoders can enhance LLMs’ efficiency in processing textual information rather than basic VQA [12, 16, 24, 32, 41] what humans excel at. OCR tasks, as an intermediate modality bridging vision and language, provide an ideal testbed for this visiontext compression paradigm, as they establish a natural compression-decompression mapping https://github.com/deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-OCR https://github.com/deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-OCR/blob/main/DeepSeek_OCR_paper.pdf >possibly-related: https://github.com/deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-VL2 https://arxiv.org/html/2412.10302v1 <---> Seems to me they're going to have some issues retaining immutable, original contexts in this fashion. Maybe that's not too important though? Hopefully Anons who know more about this stuff can examine this code and find out. Cheers. :^)
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So back in September, a company apparently signed a letter of intent to purchase 10'000 Tesla Optimus humanoids. This has to be some sort of big high-tech company, right? Kind of: it's a big pharmaceutical company that also farms the plants that source the biochemicals used for it's drug synthesis operations. Get this: the purchase is part of a compliance effort by the company with Trump's DEA to eliminate low-skill, illicit drug trade -adjacent, illegal beaner jobs! :D https://eletric-vehicles.com/tesla/tesla-signs-first-optimus-purchase-pact-for-up-to-10000-robots/ --- Lol, sounds kinda like a win-win tbh in fact of course. Never thought I'd agree with the likes of such a corrupt organization as the (((DEA))), but in this case it just might be on the right track. Clearly it should be a nice feather in the cap for Tesla, too. Farming operations are a brass ring of sorts for humanoid (and for robotics generally, in fact) researchers r/n. Including yours truly. :^)
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Apparently a couple weeks ago jewgle, yidsney, and nyidia have all decided to dump Newton into the opensauce domain under (((Linux Foundation))). https://www.linuxfoundation.org/press/linux-foundation-announces-contribution-of-newton-by-disney-research-google-deepmind-and-nvidia-to-accelerate-open-robot-learning https://github.com/newton-physics/newton --- Not sure what the posturing or the game is here yet, but at least it appears to be under the permissive Apache (now politically incorrect lol...whatever will they do with the name? :D license. CBA, but I'd check the fine print behind the scenes, given the known-natures of this evil & crooked grouping of (((organizations))). My guess is that they are having trouble competing with the likes of Unitree, Figure AI, and Tesla, and want to use the goyim encourage the hardworking classes to do it for free? Regardless, I doubt there will be any significant decoupling from any of these groups money-flow thereby.
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>>42436 Compliant Robotics (how else do you cuddle w/ your robowaifu right?) https://x.com/gabe_mrgl/status/1980674932829716565
>>42436 >>42439 Neat! Yeah, I think this whole tree of exploration offers some promise. Just like with so-called "control monkees" & MOCAP in the film industries, acting out the desired motions for robowaifus promises to bear fruit. Combined with "digital doubles" (the AI kind, not the film kind) and massive stochastic training sets, we could soon see robowaifus walking & doing other things with little to no programming required by end users (and even much-less from the developers as well). We develop the skill of being "compliant" from childhood. Simply training on human-based exemplars for this stuff should produce good results if its conducted well. Thanks, meta ronin! Cheers. :^) >pic Lel. :D
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While I support most aspects * of this proposed (((legislation))), I certainly don't support more laws in any sense...particularly ones that affect /robowaifu/ -adjacent concerns. None of this will turn out positive -- either for Anons or their robowaifus -- because (((reasons))). futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ohio-ban-ai-marriage --- * The primary thrust being: "AI is not capable of personhood" (my words). Any other position will lead directly to radical libshite's violence against robowaifuist Anons b/c """muh_repayashuns n sheeeit!111""". Make no mistake: these POSs long to literally murder us already. Their pretense that we are "raping" our robowaifus would give them incentive to act on it (in blatant hypocrisy ofc [eg, blame the victims if niggers are involved, etc.]... but these people have no actual ethics or morality. So don't expect to be able to reason with them.)
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 10/25/2025 (Sat) 02:00:52.
>>42490 I saw that too, I didn't really know what to think about it. The good news is that it seems like it was genuinely made for good purposes, and the idea of robowaifus was brought up as a near-ludicrous idea, so it isn't some sort of attack. The other good news is that it might be better for us in the long run, it would be far harder for libshites to do a Detroit: Become Human LARP if the robowaifu isn't legally human. And ofc, no Earthly law can supersede a Holy marriage, the actual marriage. Many people, including many Christians, seem to confuse legal marriage with actual marriage. It's funny, we ended up in the Futurama timeline. In the future, we're going to wage a campaign for "robosexual marriage" Vote Yes on Proposition Infinity
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>>42490 >>42494 >My wife is legally property Ohio might accidentally make robowaifus into a hypertrad arrangement

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