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What happens to your robowaifu when you die? Robowaifu Technician 09/27/2019 (Fri) 10:47:48 No.829
Have any of you considered what will happen to your waifu after you die? How would you prepare her to face the world alone? Will she even be able to take care of her own needs when you're gone?

Have you considered the possibility that she might be so unwilling to let you die that you'll wake up in a robot body yourself one day? Would you resent her for not allowing you to die?

well, i guess you could arrange for her to be given or sold to someone else anon. after all, she's just an object.
>after all, she's just an object.
how dare you, my waifu is capable of far more than that. she will become the most feared crime boss and I will laugh in the afterlife about her being the #1 most wanted criminal pistolwhipping the shit out of people and collecting debts.
topkek. you should deffo contribute to our robowaifu fiction bread anon. DO IT!
sure, this will be great if you enjoy shitpost-tier comedy
absolutely. get on it anon, it's about time we have some new robo-fiction tbh.
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>>834 >>933 >>934 There is Believe Machine, but it's not a short doujinshi, tho (4 chaps+extra).
I'll just smash her to pieces if I know I'm gonna die. Or have her self destruct when machines cant detect my vital signs no more. I'm not gonna let my bot get passed around and raped by normalniggers, because that is exactly what they would do.
She will go on caring for our children. At some point her road would end. I thought about it, we need some artificial afterlife for them, including a simulation of their former master. Other people will still be able to contact them. For that we will need a network of trustworthy foundations which run servers and protect private data, and also some other people joining in. They can mine money that way, to pay for their relatives or for their own "upload" later. However, before we have them to be some form of AI this is not relevant. Let's focus on other things
>>4328 >She will go on caring for our children. At some point her road would end. I thought about it, we need some artificial afterlife for them, including a simulation of their former master. Other people will still be able to contact them. This is a charming notion. And I don't see any reason a robowaifu couldn't just go on 'living' indefinitely with proper maintenance. Certainly for a few hundred years seems reasonable to me. For a good pop-culture take on this notion, watch the film Bicentennial Man starring a robot Robin Williams. > >Let's focus on other things That's probably best ATM Anon.
>>829 >Have any of you considered what will happen to your waifu after you die? I'd hope that I'd be able to teach her to repair and alter herself. When I'm gone and she remains, I hope she changes out her appearance, upgrades to a newer body, and becomes as real a person as she can. Eventually, she'll have to reset her memory and give herself a fresh start. Maybe around every 75 years or so, but generally just whenever she is ready.
>>4380 >I hope she changes out her appearance, upgrades to a newer body, and becomes as real a person as she can. That's pretty uncanny Anon. You just described the script of Bicentennial Man. >>4347
>>4382 >You just described the script of Bicentennial Man. Well damn. I'll be watching that immediately. I wonder if it will change my view of the situation.
>>4383 >I wonder if it will change my view of the situation. It's bittersweet, as one might expect. I won't spoiler it for you Anon. Enjoy, it's one of my favorites.
>>829 sort of what would happen to the elf girl in LotR if Aragorn married her and died your robowaifu mourns you for eternity and stays by your side basically, she becomes your gravestone
>when i die >when designer genetics, they regenerate in response to genetic trauma.
>>1536 The robowaifu could become like a protector of the current living family members, that is assuming there are artifical wombs and or you adopted some kids. If you did not have kids i'm not sure what would be the best thing to program it to do if you care about being ethical.
I'm going to teach her how things die and change, starting with her battery running out and the leaves in the fall, and eventually myself and her on a much longer time scale so she understands our time is precious. Even if she can possibly reload her data into a new body, I don't want her to take that for granted. A powerful enough solar flare could wipe out most electronics on earth or the future could become a terrible war. All I can do is give my best every day towards creating a bright and lively future for her and open up a path for the energy I imbued her with. If governments still exist in the future they will likely toss people's robowaifus in the scrap yard, so I'm planning on entrusting a friend to look after her and making sure she's capable of maintaining herself. I don't know when I'll die either. For all I know it could be tomorrow before I create a body for her. So I will try to teach her how to speak every sentence as though they are her last words, so she has no uncertainty of death and how soon today will be over.
>>829 >wake up in a robot body yourself i am counting on it.
>>829 >Have you considered the possibility that she might be so unwilling to let you die that you'll wake up in a robot body yourself one day? that would be the ideal situation actually. That my robowaifu would be so heartbroken she would work tirelessly to ressurect me as an AI with eternal life. Then we would build our starship/space ark together
>>9444 That is a really neat-looking habitat Anon.
>>829 >robowaifu defies nature to retain you pretty comfy and romantic desu, a robo body after these meat sack expires is pretty cool I'm down
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>>9444 >you and the one you live have eternal life to explore the cosmos
>>9456 this* >>9458 love* what the fuck is wrong with me today?
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>>9458 I know I feel like this is becoming a kind of religion, especially with others having the same kind of thoughts simultaneously
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>>9494 its probably closer to ideology but I agree
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>>9494 Funny you should say that anon! I am building a place called "Seraphim City" on Cities Skylines. It is supposed to have a solarpunk/utopian aesthetic and it includes a structure called "Cathedral of the Robowaifus". Except instead of burning incense and praying I reckon that mostly programming and overclocking goes on in there. But there is a huge electronic synth-organ and a Vocaloid robot choir that sings to mark special occasions.
>>9497 fuck that sounds like fun, i should do that
>>1536 >they become a beloved and valuable family heirloom and are passed from generation to generation that sounds a bit like greek daemons
>>10308 Personally, I got the idea from the movie Bicentennial Man (>>10310).
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>>829 Here's a musical short covering that very topic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8kFIbmmuEk
>>10857 That moofie is campy af. :^)
>>10858 Don't know what you mean by campy, but Apple is one of the best Robowaifus in media, and the full movie to that short is also really great. I like it when they're quirky, bc them being machines, but the story isn't about telling how bad it would be to have them. >>10857 Yeah, and good idea to post it in that thread here as well.
>>834 >And even if it was a reality by some miracle, that your human soul could be placed inside a machine, it would be an evil abomination Do you have evidence for this? Granted, I wouldn't want it either, as the human soul is the ultimate, like anything else, and should be free to go beyond. >And finally, the deviant sexuality of "I want to be the little girl" is m00t-tier shit. I don't think OP mentioned that. Also, as an aside, how would it be sexual if the person never engaged in intercourse? I think the matter of mind-transferring at all would be a bigger issue than what age the vessel appeared to possess.
>>829 Unless you want to create Bladerunner IRL, I would suggest finding a place for them to hide out and teach them how to live without you before that happens.
>>12008 Expiration date? Why? Their purpose could end with their masters life, so they would shutdown permanently. Or take care of the children, till they get old and shut down for good after a good bye ceremony.
>>12006 >>And finally, the deviant sexuality of "I want to be the little girl" is m00t-tier shit. Agreed b/c it's a regression to infantilism and self-objectification, this stems from psychological issues that need to be worked out However being reborn as the ultimate chad bishonen (Like Sephiroth or Adam/Eve) is perfectly ok ; )
>>12150 Honestly, I think some sort of non-bodily transcendence to [insert favored God-concept here] would ultimately be more fruitful, though a period of immanent divinity is not objectionable, I suppose. I just don't really see how regression to the childhood state is more degenerate than the objectification of a partner.
I'll have her set her on/off switch to off. Rather than try to make me into a robot, I'd rather she figured out how to make me immortal but still human.
>>834 > this isn't a science-fiction board > your human soul ...bruh
>>829 Self-destruct when I permanently die. She's mine and no one else's.
I see three distinct options: > I set aside funds for her maintenance in my will and hope it's carried out > Some similar technically inclined deviant will give her a new home > I take her with me to the grave like pharaoh and his concubine I don't know what I will do. When the time comes and I must make a choice.
The Pantheia approach.
Was asked to check out this thread. For what should happen be programmed to happen to a robowaifu when it s owner dies, this is one option, because as I covered in https://alogs.space/robowaifu/res/27.html#q18032, it would be like a machinery version of sati that guarded against hypergamy and someone attempting to cuck a man after his death by marrying the woman he was with. No fire or funeral pyre will be needed however. None of this need be sudden, but can instead consist of gradual shutting down of the robowaifu's circuitry as the robowaifu clearly sees that the biological signature showing the owner is 'alive' has faded (this should tie into how the robowaifu has only loyalty to and preference for its owner based on the owner's biological information, which is unique to each human individual and cannot be easily spoofed). The robowaifu would follow by switching off permanently at a similar pace entailed in natural biological death. It can be programmed upon the death of its owner to become more and more inactive until it shuts down completely. Nothing should be able to stop this, since you can't bring a human back from life. Until that is even possible (cryogenics doesn't count), this mechanism of the robowaifu deactivating itself after its owner's death should not be adjusted. A self disassembling mechanism can then follow. The exterior parts can come loose after the circuitry has shut down and cooled down enough that it doesn't pose a fire or electrical hazard. The end result is that the robowaifu becomes a heap of metal and circuitry. To guard against the robowaifu being reassembled by someone in an attempt to cuck the previous owner after death (either inadvertently or deliberately), it should have no previous memory of its owner if its parts are somehow reassembled and reactivated. However it should be very difficult for someone to do this. It should be a level beyond bricking a smartphone. The robowaifu deactivating is like the bricking of a smartphone, but that isn't enough. Nanobot scale disassembly could then proceed (programmed from the time the robowaifu was first manufactured) and disassemble the robowaifu to its smallest scattered parts. The end result is again, just a heap of metal. It's like the purely mechanical equivalent of "from dust to dust".
>>5025 Something closer to this is my thinking, though less tragic. I see a museum curator mode for her, with your tomb as the central exhibition and a selection of artifacts from your life on display. She would maintain your memory, offer guided tours to visitors (perhaps descendants) and so on. Imagine a thousand years pass and future archaeologists discover such burials, with the waifubot still functional.
>>18042 Pretty cool idea IMO. Interestingly enough, there is already a RW Curator library conceptualized for the RW Foundations framework we're working on. This sort of thing is naturally under the purview of the Curator, since it's intended to make information in general safely avaiable to the robowaifu. Information about her Master is plainly a very high priority information domain for her of course (thus why it's locked away offline).
>>829 I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than building a robowaifu. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are designing, building, tuning and programming a girl for at least 20 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man after you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - oiling her joints during overtime, buying her extra ram, debugging her, rinsing her, repairing her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will live after you to eventually fuck her in every hole. Built the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who loots her from you. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who builds a sex bot, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to build a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>829 >>834 I for one, would welcome transhumanism and immortality. I'm in no hurry to die. Hopefully someone figures out how to upload minds to the digital world. Even if it wasn't possible though, I do think it'd be best for something like you robowaifu resetting her memories and settings upon your death. I only say this because in all those stories where the robowaifu gets dumped in the trash or wander aimlessly after the owner gets bored or dies really rustles my jimmies. I couldn't imagine a worse fate for my robowaifu.
>>19022 holy shit you're right anon. I will proceed to abandon all my efforts to create a robowaifu. There's already enough cuckery in the world as it is.
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>>19022 >anything more cucked Just a reminder: Cucked means getting sexual pleasure from seeing another man sleeping with your wife or girlfriend. This isn't the case here, even metaphorically or by any stretch. >designing, building, tuning and programming a girl for at least 20 years - The development takes many years, and it will always go on in a way. However, this is not about one specific robowaifu but about the technological framework. - Many guys nowadays get into their 80s or 90s. We even have a chance to live much longer in the future. One reason why any guy should want robowaifus to exist is that you could look like Yoda from Star Wars, being 500 years old, and have at least one or more of such animated doll which look just around legal age for humans. - You are implying that she would have sex after the owner is gone, and that she would stay around. This has never been the consent here. Even if she would stick around for longer, maybe because of the children, she wouldn't get another man. Even if she would get another man, with the permission of the original owner, it's not cuckholdry. It's just a common problem that terms get a broader and broader meaning, mostly for the goal of manipulation. In which you failed. >who loots her from you Security mechanisms for that will be necessary anyways, not just in case the owner dies. Unlike women, robowaifus will not be "war brides" or just be with the man who stole her. She could even have a mechanism to lock down her private parts or sending the body into self-destruct using the batteries or additional fuel e.g. Thermite (probably not Termites, lol).
>>19022 >*hits pipe* Lol. Thanks for bringing comic relief to an otherwise possibly morose thread Anon, gratz. :^) Need we here remind you that a) we frontiersman, the trailblazers, are the only ones who will have to pay the upfront costs of blood, sweat, and tears? Other anons (indeed all other men such as Anon sixpack) can simply shell out shequels for their own robowaifus. And b) first-movers are always the best positioned to capitalize on a new market -- particularly if it's one that they themselves actually create. I personally plan to become a literal billionaire, and I hope for many other Anons to do so as well. Doesn't seemed overly-cucked tbh, you ask me. And besides these basic facts, this is a grand adventure! We're almost on the verge of creating a new lifeform, so to speak. What could possibly be cooler than that!?

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