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The Basement Lounge Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2019 (Mon) 21:34:51 No.39
This is the humor & designated shitposting containment bread for anons to say anything that's on their minds. WARNING WARNING Don't come in here friend! Remember back when /b/ was good? Yeah I didn't think so. You wouldn't have wanted to hang out in there either. >Git! Shoo!!11 WARNING WARNING WARNING
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Hmm. You very well may be right Anon. One thing's for certain, as Jesus said; "In this life you will have tribulation." For us Christians, He then added, "But be encouraged, I have overcome the world." It's an inevitability that this tech will be used as weaponry I suppose. But certainly we don't need to espouse or promote those concepts here on /robowaifu/ IMO.
>Protecting yourself is bad >But Jesus will let you have perverted sex with an abomination and this should be allowed
>Protecting yourself is bad >But Jesus will let you have perverted sex with an abomination and this should be allowed Lol, you seem to be kind of talking out both sides of your mouth Friend. And I doubt you speak for Jesus one way or other, quite frankly. :^) I'll let your response determine where this conversation gets moved to. It plainly is off-topic in this one.
I do not care about Jesus, you do. You are the hypocrite. I can not have a "robowaifu" for self defense and my own gain, but fucking/marrying one is ok. You are the one that brought up Jesus, dickhead.
>>13679 Yeah, I don't think this is going to happen and I'm very opposed to it. Website shouldn't need to remove links because some SEO stuff. It's also a bold move to ask people to remove links for that reason from the internet, lol. I first thought this was spam. That aside, optimizing for website traffic from search engines? LOL. Just have good content and people actually linking to it.
>>13679 I looked into it out of curiosity. I knew this can't be real or normal. It's not my job to solve such things, but I found this: https://support.google.com/webmasters/answer/2648487?hl=en - which explains how sites that link to one's website can be disavowed. So one doesn't need to go around to request link removals from other sites. This is normally for link farms and such, but we only had one link to that website. I wonder if this website here is flagged as bad / 'low quality' by Google or if they go after image boards in general. Either way its outrageous but also not surprising. We are the technological spearhead of the manosphere and of humanity as a whole. I request this whole topic to be moved to the basement in some time, since it is OT and now resolved. Please don't go on discussing it here.
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What did the AI mean by this?
>>15357 Of course these little Elves also come in handy for smuggling drugs, chemical weapons and Western microchips into Russia. Don't worry comrade, the last customs officer who checked didn't last long! His biomass was rapidly converted into more little elves.
>>15351 LOL. Aigis certainly isn't Jesus Christ, so it's off there. But maybe God will bless us with our own Aigis one day Anon? :^)
>site listed as Friend died >sticky listing feminism as reason to 'chose' robot Incel
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Happy Matariki! (Maori New Year)
>>17574 Just a heads up to newfags to not tolerate anons contributing nothing themselves to any collaborative efforts they claim to want to be a part of. They are just looking to take advantage of anything you have to make and take all the credit for it. Once you put your foot down they will also make up a mockery of a project just to spite you and fuck off once they think you are gone. Its best to just do your own project and have fun. Happy Halloween /robowaifu/
>>16793 A cute! Happy belated New Year Kywy.
https://twitter.com/connorobrienNH/status/1598442858142650368 https://twitter.com/tori_bateman/status/1598706099171241984 https://archive.md/2WiZG Just shows that as long as women continue to have the monopoly on sex and reproduction, things will only get worse for men.
>>17890 There's a lot going on behind why things are so fucked with womyn today mate, but yea you're right. Until robowaifus arrive on the scene, things will get worse quickly.
Um if we can make a robot waifus should we sell them or use them to commit crime get more money to make more robots amass a robot army and take over the world?
>>19883 The latter ofc is my plan. Otherwise, we'll never make headway against normalniggers and the globohomo.
>>19884 I'd be okay with selling them but I think I'd get scammed by the illuminati/jews/free masons. I guess we're taking over the world then.
>>19885 I'm not a businessman and don't have a lick of business sense. If I invented them, I'd just opensource everything anyway. To ensure they can proliferate freely without globohomo interference. The best thing ofc, is taking over the world with my robowaifu army.
>>19886 Bros, this is lack of direction is getting us nowhere. Are we making a waifu bot or are we making a crime bot? If we're making a crime bot all we need for it to do is recognize gold and cash and kill everything that's not cash or gold and put the cash and gold in a bag ff.. Or if we're merciful make it only kill if it gets shot. Waifu bots also need to be soft whereas killbots need to be hard...
>>19887 My first aim is ofc a robowaifu army. And idc about ethics or morals. I'll order them to kill anyone that stands in our way. True robowaifu lovers would never offer any resistance so they're safe. The first step towards that I think, is to open source everything so that they proliferate out of control. So, globohomo won't be able to ban them. It's like guns in USA, they're so ubiquitous thats its virtually impossible to ban them. Same with robowaifu. All anons 3d print their own militia which can unite to take over the world.
>>19888 No bros if anything we don't want to release the blueprints. We'd want them to be as secret as possible. Joe six pack isn't going to build a waifu even if he has the blueprints anyways. If people don't make guns in places where they're banned what makes you think they'll make a robot?
>>19890 I'm pretty sure people make make plenty of guns in secret. Not to mention, once 3D printing is suffciently good, they'll start printing them en masse. Who will you keep the blueprints secret from? The government? They have the top science minds on their side, they don't need our blueprints. If anything they'll come out with far better robots to defeat our army. Ou only hope is that through open source community development, we can match the development of the government.
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>>19891 I'm sure they have robots in the basement. But they don't have robots on the street. If someone built a robot and robbed say a jewelry store the people on the street would be police humans.
>>19893 The first time, yeah. Then they'll quickly roll out the robots and replacing the human police. I mean, police departments already use BD's spot and there's one instance of them using explosives with a bot to take out a criminal.
>>19894 That's why we got to make it count. We either do one grand heist or a bunch of heist across the country at the same time. The goal is like 1 billion dollars, then we can build like +3 million robots and take over the US and then China and then the world. Or China and then then the US. It doesn't matter with kill bots nobody can stop us muahaha.
>>19883 Joking aside, they won't have the energy to do anything like that. Or the intelligence... CHIIIII
>>19890 >don't want to release the blueprints. This board is about sharing the development and ideas, also many or all results.
>>19895 Or we make them so attractive that many guys spend money on them, and build them decentralized everywhere...
>>20208 If the homoglobo is evil and we get to seat at the homoglobo table somehow we'd just have to join in the wickedness I'm afraid... Oh well its a price I'd be willing to pay.
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I suppose once Tw*tter's new CEO > supposedly takes the helm at the end of the year, I may finally reconsider my categorization of them as part of the globohomo? Who knows, we'll see. :^)
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>>7839 This is one of the most underrated AI/robot Anime ever: Time of Eve https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_TWMp-_pE
reminder that if you fail to profit from a robot waifu you'll still have a waifubot in the end lol And if you prioritize the maid aspect you'll have a robot that can clean maybe. However if you prioritize the sex aspect you'll have a 24/7 dick sucker. Which is more important I wonder. I know I can clean my room but I can't suck my dick.
>>23856 Yes it's a wonderful OVA Anon, thanks for the recommendation. I'm curious why you posted it down here though, since it's a legit choice?
>>24820 It's the perfect place, since it is ... how should I put it ... not really that good.
>>25766 Lol, OK fair enough. :D
>>28764 If everything goes perfectly right, just imagine how many high iq white and asian breeds can be born through this method? It's literally the end of dumb nigger monkey breed all together since we can out pace the number of nigger monkey breed with high iq new born babies through artificial womb technology. No more niggers around, no more shit genes and no more shitskin or retarded genetics. We shall have a populace of smart upstanding men and women living in high standard society.
>>30954 A U T I S M
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"Listen, and understand, that RoboWaifu is out there. It doesn't have to be bargained with, it doesn't have to be reasoned with, it doesn't feel icks, greed, or a need to cheat. And it will not stop loving, until it's dead"
test >>19434
>>34466 Kek. Nice one, Anon. Can you repost your file please? Cheers.
i hate niggers and i am alone. Can you give me some cookie?
>>36061 god made the niggers so you can wash their feet, fact
>>36432 you know if you make it longer with more magnets put a ball bearing in there and point it towards israel, it might be genius
>>36445 Lol.
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>>34466 >>36060 "Listen, and understand, that RoboWaifu is out there. It doesn't have to be bargained with, it doesn't have to be reasoned with, it doesn't feel icks, greed, or a need to cheat. And it will not stop loving, until it's dead"
These people are completely blind. Anything that happens concerning gravity. OMG Einstein was right. Well I say garbage in-garbage out. It's like the blind man feeling the side of an elephant and telling everyone it's a wall. They have no idea what they are looking at. They say that the radio waves from the massive super fast spinning stars confirm Einstein. No, it does not. Did I not say that the M and M experiment showed a velocity difference on the face of planet earth? And did I not say that it showed no difference in a mine shaft? Well there you go. Intense accelerations and gravity fields effect the aether, which in turn effects the electromagnetic waves. Look they can say all they want but the actual papers say they found difference. Test were done over years and years. The very long test over time showed velocity differences related to the movement of the planets. They totally ignore them. Now you might say,"Oh these super special notable people would not dream of saying anything contrary, why they are perfect". Well no they are not. I will give a humdinger of an example. And likely you will not see it even though I will make it as plain as possible. Eric Laithwaite's lecture on gyroscopes part 5/7 (boy lifts heavy gyroscope set up@ 6:20, lifts@ 6:41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCLLGqvpp7o Now Professor Laithwaite showed this to a group of "sophisticated" scientist and they laughed at him. Why everyone knows that when you rotate a spinning gyroscope on a rod the "torque" is redirected. But it begs the question, redirected where? In the above video a boy who can NOT lift this over his head or if he could it would be with considerable strain, does so easily. Professor Laithwaite started showing this to children because they had no preconceived notions and he thought some might make progress on this. Now I took statics in school. That is the study of forces in things, weights in beams, buildings, machines, etc. Now if you take anything beam like, like the gyro on the pole. Then all the weigh of the assembly is in your hands. No matter what it's all there. So how come something that can't be lifted, can be, if it's spinning? The answer is that the gyro is spinning and it is then "accelerated" further by rotating it. This in turn makes it emit what I call "Inertia waves". And don't try to gas-light me by blathering on about "torque" redirection. No matter what ALL the force will be on the hands of the person holding that gyro. "If" torque was being redirected as they say then he would get a very strong force in another direction, would he not? But that doesn't happen. What is happening is the inertia waves are reacting to, I think, the sum total of the inertia of the universe. And it's not just gyros. High speed rail guns do not have the same force on their mounts as the force ejecting the ammo. There' a thing called a Lagiewka Bumper. Look at this extraordinary video. If that's not a inertia control device I would just be extraordinarily surprised. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_5oseSVUc4 http://www.rexresearch.com/lagiewka/lagiewka.htm Now this device has been stolen by formula one race car drivers. They're making a shock absorber out of it. If you could use inertia to bleed away shock instead of heat think of the advantages to a race car that wants to save every ounce. They call it an inerter or J-Damper. It's directly stolen from lagiewka as he missed something on his patents. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inerter_%28mechanical_networks%29 I heard about the basics of this from G. Harry Stine who was researching this anti-gravity device called the Dean drive. It worked. It was rough, you likely couldn't make a inertia rocket out of it but on a smooth floor with wheels it would take off. Stine and Davis worked out the math called Davis mechanics. Basically matter will not react until after a specific time. There's all sorts of stuff that has to take this into account. They used it to perfect machinery for paper making plants. They were doing research but the corporation they worked for eventually cut off all advanced research. If you don't believe me about THE experiment then read it for yourself. I found a copy. They say, "...Considering the motion of the earth in its orbit only, this ​displacement should be 2 D v 2 V 2 = 2 D × 10 − 8 {\displaystyle 2D{\tfrac {v^{2}}{V^{2}}}=2D\times 10^{-8}}. The distance D was about eleven meters, or 2×107 wave-lengths of yellow light; hence the displacement to be expected was 0•4 fringe. The actual displacement was certainly less than the twentieth part of this, and probably less than the fortieth part. But since the displacement is proportional to the square of the velocity, the relative velocity of the earth and the ether is probably less than one sixth the earth's orbital velocity, and certainly less than one-fourth..." They DO NOT SAY zero. The numbers they got are(earth velocity) 29.78 kilometers per second/6=4.96 kilometers per second https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/On_the_Relative_Motion_of_the_Earth_and_the_Luminiferous_Ether So right off, you know they're lying. They ignore all the hundreds and hundreds of test over years and years. I suspect the reason they do this is typical perfidy to boost Einstein by you know who and possibly whoever is flying around those inertia drive ufo's. Probably some shit head deep state assholes. Carol S. Rosin who became a corporate manager of Fairchild Industries said Wernher Von Braun told her constantly that they would fake alien invasion to bring about world government.
On railguns. A thesis for a degree, "An investigation of the static force balance of a model railgun", thesis Naval Postgraduate School, Maier, William B. "..."...An interesting debate in railgun research circles is the location, magnitude, and cause of recoil forces, equal and opposite to the launched projectile. The various claims do not appear to be supported by direct experimental observation. The goal of this research paper is to develop an experiment to observe the balance of forces in a model railgun in a static state. ..." "...a reaction to the rails or power source. By suspending a model railgun as a pendulum and mechanically decoupling the power supply from the rails via a liquid metal contact we were able to precisely record the force on a mechanically coupled rail-and-armature system with a known current. We then decoupled the rails from the power supply and the armature, fixed the armature to the table, and precisely recorded the reaction force. With current at 2200A in our model gun the theoretical force on the armature (using Kerrisk’s L’ of 0.895µH/m) was 2.16N yet the reaction force on the rails was less than we could measure (with sensitivities as low as 0.024N). Thus, the magnitude of the theoretical force on the armature was at least two orders of magnitude greater than the recoil..." https://archive.org/details/aninvestigationo109453528/aninvestigationo109453528/ Now this doesn't fit the present paradigm but what I postulate...does. It perfectly explains it and massive stars, dark matter (there is none), gyroscopes, a huge number of things.
BTW none of these violate Newtons law. They are just pushing against something that is not taken account of.

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