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Welcome to /kong/ Anonymous 08/03/2020 (Mon) 16:57:08 No.1 [Reply]
RULES 1. Keep it vidya related 2. Spoiler NSFW content (i.e. porn, gore, etc.) 3. Post archive/invidious links in threads 4. Keep spam and namefagging to a minimum
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/vroom/ Anonymous 04/16/2023 (Sun) 11:54:31 No.2368 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to The Garage, a thread where fans of racing vidya can discuss their favorite arcade, sim, kart, and any other kinds of racing games. Interested in a series to get started with? >Daytona >Tokyo Xtreme Racer >Dirt/Colin McRae >F-Zero >Ridge Racer >Forza >Gran Turismo >Burnout >Mario Kart >Midnight Club >Midtown Madness >Need for Speed >Outrun >Project Gotham Racing/Metropolis Street Racer

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>>9912 What is the appeal of racing games? I enjoy racing about in some game side levels but I've never entirely gotten the appeal of racing games besides pretending to be intial D.
>>9917 I'm not a car person and I def don't care for NASCAR where people are driving in a circular track 200 times. But there is something appealing about a good racing game. It's fun to drift and slide around corners and go fast. I like the visual aesthetics of some of these games like R4. It can be fun to unlock and collect cars, which makes a game like Gran Turismo almost like an RPG, where you are upgrading your cars and getting new ones. Like fighting games, some racing games tend to push their consoles visually to the max, since they are rendering a limited space of the cars and the track. And if you go beyond the actual car racing games, millions enjoy a game like Mario Kart, Crash Team Racing, or Sonic Racing. So once you inject a bit more personality of the characters into the game, you might enjoy them more. They also make great party games for friends and family.
>>9934 I agree, I used to love racing my car in GTA clones back in the 2000s as well just for shits and giggles. Once upon a time I would race random cpu cars in transformers the game, get mad that they might het ahead of me and destroy them with the weaponry. You actually helped me unearth that memory, thanks anon.
>>2368 GARFIELD RACING 2 CONFIRMED GAS THE BIKES, BING BING WAHOO SHILLS SUCH AS GAMEXPLAIN GET CURB-STOMPED RACE CARS NOW
>>10139 More like basedfield.

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Anonymous 05/03/2023 (Wed) 19:20:08 No.2761 [Reply]
People want to believe video games are artworks that will be able to be enjoyed for years to come and can constantly be critiqued by a fresh set of eyes. Nobody wants to admit the more grim reality: That nobody who isn't part of your immediate generations is going to give a single fuck about any of the video games you think are amazing. Its sad but thats just how it is. Any attempt at some kind of video game art historical curation or museum thing is just millenials desperately floundering and trying to make the thing they really loved matter more than it does. The truth is that the generation after Zoomers(Alpha) wont give much of a fuck about any of the old games and the generation after that even less. It'll all become even more ephemeral and esoteric when all the original hardware has finally bitten the dust and the only way to experience these things is emulation (which they can't into).
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>>10131 Only their fucked up degeneracy. If only normal White man / White woman porn was being banned they'd be celebrating.
>>10133 These fucking trannies tend to bait and switch just to stroke their own egos: >First weeks they start making porn of aryan looking characters <Next day >They start with interracial <"no problem" the cattle reacted, after all they still look aryan but in brown skin <The next day after >They go full on autistic drawing coalburners, inflation, feet, fucking Tex Avery face gags and many other shit that not even the most terminal online would find it appealing <Later on: trannies go full retard and act like if the whole world owe them for clogging the site with cancer or act like drama queens because they're losing relevancy and Patreon shekels for their HRT <Not to mention they think they're comedic geniuses because they keep regurgitating Tim & Eric jokes But the fact that'd make anyone's blood boil is those faggots are so fucking privileged, they can type slurs or sext minors in their Discord and get away with it because their crayon eating audience are ready and steady to clean their names with the hopes of getting a "gift" from them (a half-assed sketch of their bland waifu they had hoarding for a while). And god forbid if you misgender them despite being exposed as child predators.
>>10134 Trannies and Jews force me to believe in the concept of evil, evil in itself is slave morality but jews and their offspring force the goyim to believe it because their is no reason for them to do what they do. They are parasites who reproduce by molestating the body and the brain, they don't need to do this but they do it because they think its funny, they do it because they hate us, and honestly its disgusting.
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>>10135 At least a good chunk of lewd autists have a BLM, FreePalestine, something about Ukraine hashtags or whatever trendy progressive shit their masters told them to wear.
>>10137 Classic example of golems turning on their masters.

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GTA and GTA accessories Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 10:14:22 No.1678 [Reply] [Last]
>GTA6 to have 12 towns But it's gonna be woke on the other hand. Since GTA games are so modable maybe people will unwoke it in a year.
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>>10005 Hell even during Hosser's era they refused to bank on the WTC terrorist attack instead they just placed some pretentious memorial, because you know what better way to virtual signal than in a game where you're a lowbrow criminal committing mass murder and destruction. At least in the Spiderman game made sense.
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>>1678 Here's the leaked ending: >The US retired golem finally realized he got cucked >Goblina wife took it up the ass by someone else (prolly by her cousin, mexcrements are known for inbreeding) <However this clip doesn't show which action leads to a good outcome <Odds are: killing the mixedrace dyke will led the player into the bad ending, shaming the golem protagonist into suicide for killing le strang independent wahman. <As if killing the retarded memester Trevor Phillips in GTA5 wasn't bad enough
>>10098 >Odds are: killing the mixedrace dyke will led the player into the bad ending, shaming the golem protagonist into suicide for killing le strang independent wahman. >mystery meat troon is dead >race traitor faggot is dead Sounds like the good ending to me.
>>10111 A good game design would be: >Option C: Both fucking die and you play as the Irish who somehow survived both GTA4 and GTA5
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>>1678 I wonder if the aussie dykes are going to target this overpriced leftwing pile of horseshit? PLEASE GOD, LET NORMIES FELLATIO A SHOTGUN ONCE THEY REALIZE FEEDING THE BEAST THAT IS LIBERALISM HAS GOTTEN UNSTOPPABLE

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Anonymous 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:19:33 No.4352 [Reply]
Is there any particular reason why MMOs died out?
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>>6345 But doesn't it look like the negro is using the keyboard as a hitting rock like a primordial ape, not knowing what to actually do with it? A very accurate depiction tbh.
Do you miss MMOs?
>>5813 This goy gets it, Runescape still got a playerbase thanks to venezuelans >>7760 Considering such genre attracted the lowest common denominator: >Submissive faggots who never felt the touch of a woman >Getting their daily fix of 15 seconds worth of dopamine >Still swallowing the semen despite their overdecorated chatroom shit the bed and won't recover >Meaning they're just yes-men agreeing with the (((current message))) It was a matter of time for them to fall and trannify their lifestyles. If any archivebro visits this place somewhere in the future, let me bring up a reminder that ASSFAGGOTS games were the beginning of the end causing the gates to get flooded with normies who seek validation 24/7 thanks to the retarded memes that got beaten into a pulp because they're so kosher and kikes want to catch up the youth, so of course they kept shoving such low effort inside jokes that'd make the average NPC wonder: <Wowzers! they're talking in a whole different language, so heckin quirky and unique! <I has to dig deeper to see what's up Let alone the CCP caught whiff and also produced their own slop for the same of audience that consist purely of wastes of space. So yeah this shit was never punk and rigged from the start, once the useful retards did the hardwork of advertising they were bound to get excluded and have all the rules changed just to spite them (e.x.: World of Warcraft)
>>10114 The Chinese are doing their best to keep and monopolizer the incel audience of subhuman men with no balls who would likely pay to be in a relationship with a cheating whore. The Jews have competition and the Chinese have clearly won this one.
hmm

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Anonymous 08/03/2023 (Thu) 03:53:23 No.4687 [Reply]
Baldurs Gay 3 BIG GAY BEAR SEX lol what the fuck
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>>10104 Game niggerana is such a gay site, daily reminder that being a good goy and a groomer faggot is so heckin' based because the jews wanna destroy our civilization.
>>10107 Tranny Tails was the beginning of the end
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>>10109 Fuck troons. >>10104 Proud manchild gamer who hates niggers.
>>10123 Don't you love it when the terminal online labels the wrong-thinkers as "manchildren" because they refuse to bend the knee? Something that I've noticed with these faggots is they regurgitate the same insults they used to receive during the Cringe Culture era.
>>10124 >Don't you love it when the terminal online labels the wrong-thinkers as "manchildren" because they refuse to bend the knee? Yeah I despise these absolute subhumans who care about nothing but masturbating to their precious 2D furfag childporn.

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Tomb Raider thread Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:10:36 No.1312 [Reply] [Last]
Which had the best puzzle design?
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>remaster of PS fucking 1 games >full of bugs and glitches
>>10017 The future of gaming anons, its here!
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>>1312 >GTA Trilogy-tier remake >Faggifyed Netflix cartoon So the great revival shit the bed so bad, it got buried again and it should stay that way since trannies and faggots refuse to make games like they used to. Also Devil May Cry is next on the chopping block.
>>10110 DMC ended with five, it wasn't perfect at all but it ended, and it was cool.

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Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 18:30:35 No.2449 [Reply]
When's the last time you had your friends come over to play vidya? Any memorable stories?
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>>3863 >among my family ??
>>3867 Drinking and smoking dudebros came over saying they wanted to play videogames but ended up just running a train on his sister.
>>3868 uh, based?
>>2449 Which games you've played but aren't fun as you remember, it was only the memories? Mine have to be: >The first Resident Evil games >And a fuckton of bootlegs
>>10103 I would say some of my childhood PS2 geimus were kinda boring, they weren't so bad but the magic isn't the same. I wouldn't call them bad. I will say that as a kid I thought Half-Life 2 was like a real world/open world and I could go beyond the borders, finding out this wasn't the case made me sad as I got older.

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Dreamcast Anonymous 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:26:39 No.5426 [Reply] [Last]
It’s time to admit the Dreamcast is still worth a look today. PS2 killed it because people wanted muh narrative experiences at the time, but now we’re in the age of boring, bloated vidya it’s worth looking back at a console all about the FUN and SOUL of an arcade at home >SOUL Calibur 1, Rival Schools 2/Project Justice, Tech Romancer, Power Stone 1 & 2, Virtua Fighter 3tb all remain home console exclusive >Still has the only perfect, definitive version of Marvel vs Capcom 2 >Original and only good version of Sonic Adventure, all ports fucked it up >Original and best versions of Crazy Taxi 1 & 2 YA YA YA YA YA >Arcade perfect House of the Dead 2 and weird, arguably better sister game Typing of the Dead >Great beat em ups remain exclusive like Sword of the Berserk, Fatlus’s first person Maken X, Sega’s Dynamite Cop and Zombie Revenge, and Capcom’s shmup-hybrid Cannon Spike >DEFINITIVE VERSIONS of Pro Skater 1 & 2, Spider-Man, Dino Crisis and Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver >Horror games Blue Stinger and D2 are still exclusive and still worth checking out >Seaman
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>>5938 it was going to happen eventually, just be glad we have a couple decades worth of games to choose from and the occasional indie title not made by a tranny
>>9680 >indie title not made by a tranny Such a thing exists?
>>9682 theres a few, theres a game in the works called brutal fate made by a doom modder called sergeant mark who makes people seethe cause he referenced real life gore for his gore mods and said nigger once apparently its a game made in gzdoom, its practically a doom wad wich makes some people disqualify it as a "real" game but its something theres also some indie dev that put his game on sale in steam 41% off cause some trannies were harrassing him on twitter, dont remember his name and that stardew valley guy who seems pretty normie and isnt a faggot so yea theres a few and i'd rather pay for a literal doom wad at this point than any triple a slop coming out these days
>>9683 i think one thing to look out for that serves as a redflag is any game that has a female protagonist as the playable character, freedom planet comes to mind and the dev is unsurprisingly a troon, and the whole thing looks like deviantart trash, compare that with sparky and its totally different, funny how the latter is actually progressing their franchise while the freedom troon lets his game rot and lives his life on suicide watch needing constant reassurance from discord fags, all i know about the sparky guy is that he's a brazillian and i'd be surprised if he was a troon so yea whenever i see female leads i just assume the dev is a porn addicted faggot other redflags i can think of would be obvious shit like saying trans rights or whatever, also aggressively shilling their discord server plastering links everywhere insisting you join, good devs dont do that shit
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>>7504 I've just noticed that Sony repeated the same mistake as Nintendo, the PS2 can be considered as their own SNES while its successors are just turds that nobody missed out.

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Post about a game that you recently finished Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 18:12:38 No.265 [Reply] [Last]
Bonus points if you can elaborate on why you liked or disliked it.
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Recently I finished Devil May Cry 3, one of the best games I've played in over a decade, I always played god of war back in the day and I didn't realize it was a less sophisticated clone of the DMC games. Not to say that the original god of war games aren't fun but the amount of stylish ways you can kill demons/lack of annoying quick time events make it a deal-breaker for me.
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Recently I played Touhou 6 a bunch of times, I always end up getting raped by patchouli's laser attacks so by the time I finally made it to Remilia I got assraped on her first spellcards, I am bad at shooter games. I wish I was better at death-bombing, don't see myself getting a 1cc, but I've almost beaten 7 a good amount of times before as well so I know the possibility of me beating the game exists.
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I've been playing through salt and sanctuary as of late, its a fun game but like a lot of metroidvanias I always get lost in it. I miss you /kong/.
Been playing Dark Souls II, Augur of Darkness as of late, since I suck at it I've been grinding the giant lord to get to a high enough level to win against most of the various remaining bosses.
>>265 So I've finally figured how to emulate VirtualBoy games properly without the bullshit emulators promoted by The Emulator Zone (the highly praised one shits itself when you try to configure its video display as a window instead of covering the whole screen). Holy shit did I sleep on VB Wario Land, that game really felt playing a prototype Wario Land 4, good shit in general. Hard to think this is the same Nintendo that a decade later would file a pattern about wiggling some buttplugs pretending it's the new groundbreaking way of entertainment.

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