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Robowaifu Technician 01/19/2025 (Sun) 00:07:32 No.35816
Welcome all Nandroids fans to the Emmy thread, for discussing and posting about EtR. Off-topic posts and personal attacks will be deleted. --- Also, be sure to check out Emmy-Pilled's project thread! (>>25306) Important Community Links: Boorus, etc.: https://nandroid.booru.org/index.php Google Docs: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mXuNh9ESedCiDZclVuz9uiL7nTNk3U9SgCE_CRHi3Us/htmlview# Webtoons: https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/emmy-the-robot/list?title_no=402201 > previous threads : >>27481 >>26629 >>30919 >>32205 >>33430
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>>40346 I want robots so I can build an army and conquer the world
>>40646 Why not build a harem that you also use to conquer the world, like a Cyberpunk Conan The Barbarian
>>40646 Youd save a lot of hassle if give the robot rover wheels if its mean to be a war bot. Also since a war bot is meant for war youll be using it to kill people so save the pretenses and use it for crime to fund the robot army.
>>40654 Yes but I'm incel and poor so I can't have a harem. Maybe using artificial wombs, but that's a different story >>40655 Yeah those are "simpler" compared to bipedal robots.
>>40656 <- me >I'm incel *volcel I don't like sex or female contact (including robowaifus) but I like robotics. but that's my personal opinion.
>>40657 >volcel doesnt exist, stop making excuses
>>40646 That would be quite difficult. You would need classic military robots, like cruise missiles, etc..., as well as a huge multifaceted robot army to eat losses from combined world militaries. Not to mention electricity and maintenance.
>>40656 You can't afford 5-9 humanoid robots but you want a worldwide army? RP fail...
>>40660 bruh, we in the information age, you can conquer the world with a meme, truth me i've done it
>>40661 You missed the point earlier about just using the robots for crime. Imagine if mechnyes robot was made out of instead of cardboard. Itd be a tank. You think the police could stop that? Nope
>>40663 made out of what? every year i get pissed off because some retard in the eu wants to ban depleted uranium shells(vetoed by france always) cuz its radioactive or some bullshit(half life of 4 million or billion years or whatever its literally fking nothing ) and its like what, are you jelly or what, its like 1.6X denser than lead, you cant defend against that, top penetration, when she ssays go deep you go depleted if you know what i mean *wink*wank*whatever*, its like a buy 1 get 1 free, you make 235 to make fuel rods for the reactors and get a bunch of 238 to make depleted rounds in the process, those are going to penetrate through anything, no competition, pretty sure mp have access to depleted rounds but they dont have memes
>>40659 It's not an excuse, I don't want to have sex even if I could. >>40660 >You can't afford 5-9 humanoid robots but you want a worldwide army? RP fail... Obviously, it was just a memeanswer to the other guy kek >>40661 Yeah, maybe I can use some tin cans and build a mecha or something like that. But as a fantasy roleplay meme, it's fun to think about an army of robots taking over the world.
>>40669 thats an excuse bruh, man is man bruh
>>40670 Well, honestly I don't want to. Maybe I'm just retarded or sexually dysfunctional but I don't care about women.
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>>40669 >But as a fantasy roleplay meme, it's fun to think about an army of robots taking over the world. Definitely. Lot's of possibilities and design vectors to explore. >>40663 Assuming you meant metal, that would be heavy. Making a Dalek seems reasonable, until you realize you will need the power to drive a metal tank with at least 1/4" steel panels, which would stop 9mm (what the Cops will probably carry). And that's assuming they don't call in the calvary with AR-15s >>40662 You can definitely implant an idea, but unless you use the memes to get you elected, you don't have the direct power a robot army would give you >>40671 I get it, it's asexuality. If you want a platonic robowaifu, you can make my Galatea design and just not make the Pleasure Unit
>>40671 so you a snail bruh or cant get it up or what? this basic instinct bruh
>>40673 Some people just don't want sex
>>40674 i know, bit its just a phase
>>40673 No, is that sexuality is uncomfortable to me, so I decided to suppress it; I don't want to share it with anybody or anything. Also, for some reason, the concept of "woman" is alien to me, I cannot stand watching a girl (either real, fiction or whatever) without feeling cringe. It's a weird feeling that's why I don't watch movies, TV and I try to avoid anything displaying relationships. >>40672 I'm not asexual I think, maybe just repressed idk I don’t like to talk about this kek >metal tank with at least 1/4" steel panels: You can use HDPE plastic sheets from milk jugs. They are some examples on YouTube: it's capable of stopping 7.62x39 bullets. In fact, HDPE is still used for some ballistic body armor, combined with ceramic tiles and steel. Regarding steel, a ballistic alloy such as AR500 or hardened steel could be used, which could considerably improve its properties and would allow you to reduce the weight of armor. btw The robot you made is very cute
>>40678 >You can use HDPE plastic sheets from milk jugs. They are some examples on YouTube: it's capable of stopping 7.62x39 bullets. In fact, HDPE is still used for some ballistic body armor, combined with ceramic tiles and steel. Interesting, I'll look into this >btw The robot you made is very cute Thank you :) She'll be happy to hear that too
>>40678 >for some reason, the concept of "woman" is alien to me, I cannot stand watching a girl (either real, fiction or whatever) without feeling cringe nah, sounds like youre homo, but youll get over it eventually, when you realize you were the w]]]ierd0 this whole time and women are just other people >HDPE point is electronics are easy to blowup no matter what armor you use, most of the time you dont even want to destroy them since theyre machines and can just be hacked like the rq170 that the retards bloated so much about being super high tech and unhackable until iran hacked and stole one and the entire thing got memory holed, machines are stupid
>>40671 Have you ever considered you might be asexual?
>>40674 This is called asexuality, part of a larger bloc of aro/ace presenting sexualities.
>>40682 I'm not a homo or repressed. I don't like men either. Regarding HDPE, yes, it would require the use of a material capable of absorbing vibrations in large quantities (Maybe epoxy-granite? Similar to what is used in those high-end CNC machines??). In any case, it would be difficult to prevent it from being jammed or hacked, especially against a government opponent or a well-funded non-state actor.
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Wendy... DEAD. Emmy threads... DEAD.
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>>40688 Sally... DEAD.
>>40684 I don't think I am. anyway, I'm going to post this Emmy to keep the thread on topic.
>>40687 closed circuit wouldmt be hackable, the rq170 only got hacked cuz the arrogant ameritards used a gps fallback when it would lose signal, youre still homo by conventional standards, anyway im talking about an emp, its easy to destroy digital circuits that have components like a >1om resistor (basically any processor) by just inducing a current higher than 1w which is peanuts for conventional weapons, unless you wrap your garbage in a faraday cage, then youre impervious and only have to worry about being physically destroyed
>>40691 no homo!
>>40692 no homo
>>40691 If you have the industrial capacity to build your DIY Dalek (minus the Dalek creature), then making a faraday cage and vibration padding would be relatively easy.
>>40693 Exactly, I'm glad you understood.
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>>40694 its the simple things that get ignored usually, it took like 4 years for russia to discover slat armor, like hello, in current year lol, imagine telling these retards that you can just scramble radio signals lol, ironically even the ameritards in afghanistan thought they were hot shit after discovering this until the taliban just started wiring the wire bridge to the screen instead of the speaker of the phone when making their detonators in their ieds so that when these clowns would show up with their cell jammers the phone would give a 'no signal' message on the screen and detonate the explosive like a deadmans switch, whats that aesops fable the peacock and the dove or something i dont remember, anyway its always the dumbshit that gets you, thinking you know best
>>40697 Well there is a saying, "No plan survives first contact with the enemy." The best thing you can do is try to anticipate what your enemy may and can do, as well as run tests.
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>>40698 theres also the saying 'fear the germans because theyre good at following plans but fear the americans more because they dont even follow their plans'
>>40701 Great anatomy, but the picture paints a very frightening scenario! >>40702 Exactly
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Automatic perfect aim too no i dont think so. The swat aint stopping that either.
>>40706 Unless you want an actual Dalek, you're going to need to perfect friend-enemy distinction
>>40707 if (hair_length < 10cm) attack()
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Budget Nandroid OC. Very cute! Artist: Teelokay
Murder Drones crossover Second pic by: baxet4
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>>40712 Lidldroid
>>40712 >Teelokay didnt he get doxed?
>>40727 Idk. He's still active on Twitter
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