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Infinity Cup Anonymous 11/10/2019 (Sun) 02:40:23 ID: 38bedf No.634 [Reply]

As that one anon that's been working on the Infinity Cup for all this time, I feel like the boards that were set to participate deserve a bit better than radio silence. For those that aren't caught up or need a quick rundown:
>The Infinity Cup is a virtual soccer(football[divegrass]) tournament, with its roots dating back to the earliest days of 8chan
>It takes place in Pro Evolution Soccer (PES), a virtual soccer franchise from Konami
>I took on the responsibility of organizing the 5th iteration of the Cup back at the beginning of this year
>Over months, I learned how to mod PES to put in each board's respective team and run simulated games between them
>Using pre-existing guides (many not in English) I also learned how to mod the game from an aesthetic and quality of life standpoint, including crowds, referees, stadiums, balls, and even rudimentary player models
>24 boards agreed to participate, and the Cup was scheduled to begin August 9th
>On August 4th/5th, we received word that 8chan was losing its host, the site went down relatively shortly after
>With no site and no functioning central hub, the Cup was postponed.
>I disappear for about a month
>I return in October
>We still don't have a site, but we do have a webring.
>You are here.
The whole point of this is to see if anyone still cares at this point. There was hype for the Cup. Yes, some boards cared much more than others but there 24 willing boards and we had the resources to run the Cup. I put in probably far more work on my own than any sane person should have, so I don't want this all to go to waste. That being said though, if we set a date, gather the required parties, and begin streaming the Cup and 6 people show up, I'd rather just not do it at all. I'm going around posting this on every participant board that's here on the webring and I'll try to get this up on 8kun somehow. In the meantime just post in here so I can get a sense of interest from you.

Wiki page for the Cup: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/2019_Summer_Infinity_Cup
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Quarterfinal Preview
/u/ vs /unna/

- Finished top of Group D, after a tiebreaker win over /bmn/ 2-0
- Appearing in the Knockout Round for the first time since their debut Cup (2018 Summer Infinity Cup)
- Conceded only 1 goal across their 4 official games, and have not trailed at any point of the tournament
- Their two wins this Cup are more than their two previous appearances combined
- Leading goal scorer Miko Embrace is tied for the lowest goal total of any active team leader (2, both coming in the Knockout Round match against /tg/)

- Finished second in Group A
- Tied for most porous defense out of the Group Stage, giving up 6 goals (tied with /co/ and 3rd place promoted /tg/)
- Are the only team in the tournament to have earned a penalty kick (Tjandamarra vs /y2k/)
- All-time leading scorer NEETKing (3 goals) was transferred back to /ausneets/ for this Cup, have already found new career leader in Tony Abbott (4 goals)
- Had yet to make it out of the Round of 16 prior to this Cup

Lezbos vs Abos. Quarterfinal 4 goes tomorrow, 1:30 CST, 2:30 EST. This game and the rest of the Knockout Round can be seen at https://cytu.be/r/8cup
One hour until the Cup's final day begins
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The 2019 Summer (yeah, right) Infinity Cup is over. /kind/ have emerged victorious over /co/ following a 1-1 match won in penalties by a score of 4-3. The Golden Boot winner is St. Peter of /christian/ with a whopping 10 goals over the course of the tournament. Full tournament results can be found on the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/2019_Summer_Infinity_Cup and full statistics as well as match summaries and update team pages will be produced on the wiki in the coming days. Thank you to all the anons who tuned in at one point or another and I look forward to hosting all of you, hopefully with a more stable home base, for the next Cup, coming some time in 2020.

Ship Autism Thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 11:32:44 No.44 [Reply]
Continuation of the comfy ship threads.
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wtf harsh bro...
In DS9 they basically implied when all non essential personnel were removed from the Galaxy Class it has a relatively small crew so probably 200-400 is actively accurate with the rest being civilians.
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I like the Al'kesh because of how much I hate it. It feels like the generic multirole military ship that is something you should see in background shots.
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Did Oberth autist make this mod?

Anonymous 12/14/2019 (Sat) 22:45:12 ID: 970fbe No.744 [Reply]
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Side Shot of the Ent-A
Wrong colors on the Bird of Prey if this is a Search for Spock reference (they seem to be going in chronological order)
what the fuck is this wretchedest
>>751 >1701-A >-A yikes
>>744 So are you telling me they remade the Khan episode with the tartigrade lore from STD?

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The /strek/ Guide to Alien Species: The Irish Anonymous 11/26/2019 (Tue) 22:09:12 ID: 1bce76 No.714 [Reply]
The Irish are one of the worst plagues on the Alpha Quadrant intent on spreading their troubles to every world they immigrate to.

While your average Irishman has never worked a hard days work in their life, they are happy to jump on a nickel what a nigger does for a dime what the white man used to get a quarter for. They will also spend the majority of their adult life completely intoxicated.

The Irish female will have approximately a litter of at least a dozen and name each child with a series of middle names named after each man she had slept with prior to her infant being born. In the case of a female child, she will name the child after each woman her husband had punched before the child was born. This evidently results in a naming convention that to say an Irish name in full requires several minutes of recital.

You often find the Irish populated around overcrowded slums trying to grow a field of starchy root vegetables that they seem to regard as holy. Irish are often segregated from general populations when possible in the hopes of keeping them enclosed zoos for entertainment purposes and from contaminating society.

In the event that an Irishman manages to break from typical Irish conventions he often finds himself relegated to a life of eternal suffering by choosing to crossbreed with an Asianus Scortillum.
This is awesome.

Not surprising seeing he was on his second kidney transplant.
fuck. forgot to ake off my name.
They were looking to kill him off in Season 8 of DS9 if they made one. Did they know what they meme'd?
Guys...René Auberjonois is gone, too.
D.C. Fontana died last week.

Robert Walker Jr. died 3 days ago. Charlie X

Webm Thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 14:47:14 No.57 [Reply] [Last]
I think I managed to salvage a good portion of what I had. I cannot post all of them due to file size limits so if there's anything anyone is looking for in particular I might be able to mirror it to an anonfile or catbox.
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Swoleverse Thread Anonymous 08/10/2019 (Sat) 23:30:18 No.5 [Reply]
Managed to recover links to swoleverse comics among other things.

Swole series

Mirror Broken - The Original

Through the Mirror - Where it started to get Soy

Terra Incognita - Where Cal Arts took over

Hopefully the Swole Voyager series coming out saves things.

Other comics worth mentioning

Alien spotlight - surprisingly good stuff to read along with decent OC potential

Deviations - They turned Star Trek into Mad Max

Q Conflict - So retarded it's funny
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I am sad the swoleverse got retarded. It had such potential.
Mirrors and Smoke is coming out December 4th
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All I can think of this cover aside from the horrid art style is Tholian loli
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Tholians are hermaphrodites and cannot exist for very long in temperatures below 480 Kelvins, with 380 being fairly deadly to them.
The Tholian is clearly in an exoskeleton in that pic.

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Anonymous 10/11/2019 (Fri) 22:56:52 ID: 8c1807 No.595 [Reply]
And if you thought the last Short Treks episode was bad...
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At least thanks to this thread I learned that Worf and Riker get the same sideboob action.
It's just not funny. It's not nearly as cringe as I expected, though. That's the nicest thing I can say about it.
I have no screenshots for this episode. It was very short and okish.
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It was bad. It's another episode about praising a female character. This time she's a paki Cadet who gets to work on the engine room of the Enterprise.
I'm actually surprised that they didn't show the scottish woman who runs the place.
What happened to the Swole burgers?

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SMILEY Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 15:26:36 ID: b500fa No.533 [Reply]
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Star Trek Viagra Anonymous 08/24/2019 (Sat) 19:57:22 No.350 [Reply]
So how bad is the Picard show going to be?
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fascinating how soy acts on your brain
The show was created by Kurtzman and is based on the events that led to JJ-Trek.
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>he can't into pattern recognition
Nigger detected.
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Name a "going back to the same well 10+ years later for cashgrabbing/out of desperation" series that wasn't a shitfest at best, and utterly ruinous to the series/characters it's cashing in on at worst.
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If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked long ago

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