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FAT ASIAN ROSE REMOVED FROM MOST DINSEY MERCH Stormtrooper 10/06/2019 (Sun) 12:23:23 No.60 [Reply]
Even the mouse realized the fat bitch slanteye is a horrible character
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They've replaced her with a shitty quipping alien slug. I don't know if it's better or worse.
Nothing disney corp does is any good.
>people falling for b8 like this
Its too accurate, it is precisely what a soy guzzling faggot would say.
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Fresh (not my) OC from a weird ass 4/b/ thread.

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in universe media/propaganda/art Stormtrooper 10/04/2019 (Fri) 12:18:26 No.54 [Reply]
(they did nothing wrong)

post in universe art like propaganda and media
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shit, now it's unfucked
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Is thesh voiced or unvoiced, or is it used for both the same way "th" is?
Used the same as th, but it’s like umlauts in German you can use ö or just spell it oe. So you can use theesh or just the T and H separately.

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Stormtrooper 11/01/2019 (Fri) 15:05:56 No.338 [Reply]
What did the monkey mean by this?
>personality devoid self-insert fan fiction character is far more powerful then the setting's chosen ones with little to no effort
I know there's a term for this. It's on the tip of my tongue but I just can't seem to remember what it is.
Marysue unrealistic fantasy strong female
>celebs weighing in on power level debates
This can only end hilariously or infuriatingly

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Stormtrooper 10/30/2019 (Wed) 02:08:18 No.309 [Reply]
>promotional poster for your game that you want people to buy
<yeah just stick an oversized helmet onto a toothpick and call it an NPC, these people are dumb, they'll buy it right?
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That repulsive bug eyed ape is you master? Let me guess they will shove into every cut scene & level they can despite the fact that the game is not supposed to be about Serena Williams.
>sexual dimorphism
They are pretending this does not exist to push their feminist agenda while more or less admitting that they are envious of men & covet our physical power. Also apart from the retardation this thing looks completely out of place like it was tacked on very late in development.
> white supremacist or diversity?
Their mental illness is full of contradictions that they can not face as it goes against nature and the world as it exists therefore you see this kind of retardation in their propaganda.
That's exactly the reason they did this. In b4 in they create a rainbow colored laser sword ... stick, which will by coincidence be the most powerful laser stick ever made. I actually expect this in one of their films.
>I actually expect this in one of their films.
$20 says when they do it'll be called something like 'The True Saber' and it'll be the original lightsaber made by a woman and the reason later lightsabers aren't as good is because they were made by evil men who where just taking credit for her work.
And then she'll look at the screen and wink at the audience while a wacky horn tune plays for a second.
The emaciated crack whore with clamydia is a jedi master? Who thought that was a good idea?
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The jews at disney corp.

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Stormtrooper 10/27/2019 (Sun) 14:16:31 No.272 [Reply]
Well /sw/, was he right?
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Just searched for the article.

> https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-star-john-boyega-defends-carnival-grinding-1033941

Turns out John Oogabooga was the one doing the grinding.
Ok, entirely different thing than I was thinking of.
>one side claiming the images are demeaning to female fans of the franchise, and the other dismissing those complaints as culturally insensitive at best, racist at worst
Always entertaining to see them splitting apart over their internal hypocrisies.
>The full-contact dancing has a name — "wining" (sometimes spelled "whining") — as well as a rich tradition, having originated in the 18th century "Jamette carnivals" of Trinidad and Tobago. "Jamette" comes from the French word "diametre," which referred to the class of people below "the diameter of respectability" who attended them; "wining" got its name from the winding motion required of the hips while performing the dance.
>a rich tradition
Fucking niggers should all hang.
Wait, why would the perfect progressive Mary Sue 'back up' guys grinding their crotches on women? Isn't that something that would be "toxic" or whatever gay shit they say these days?
Its only wrong if white men do or don't do something,"minorities" raping or doing disgusting things is celebrated because deconstruction of white people through race-mixing & destruction of society is what the elitists whom support & created feminism seek to achieve.

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Stormtrooper 10/26/2019 (Sat) 14:33:24 No.242 [Reply]
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>10 year old pics
Man shes hot fuck me!
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>no ass
>no tits
>square jaw
>receding hairline
Stop posting here /tv/

The Dark Times Stormtrooper 10/10/2019 (Thu) 22:39:15 No.98 [Reply]
I've been thinking about the era between RoTS and ANH. While the very beginning and the very end of this era has been portrayed by Dark Times and The Force Unleashed respectively, I find the 20 years between the Clone Wars and the Rebellion to be virgin territory. For two decades the Empire ruled nearly uncontested, it's early years spent in campaigns to put down CIS remnants and pirates. The Republic Senate transitioned into a new Imperial Senate jockeying for relevance in this new system. I wish there had been a novel like Tarkin for the nu-canon that focused on the inner workings of the Empire during this period, as you could have had tons of internal conflicts between the Senate, the ISB, the Navy, hell the Imperial Army and focus on worldbuilding the Empire.

I also have an idea for a Rogue One style story in the old EU, centered around Operation Domino. This was the very first movement of the Rebel Alliance against the Empire, with them egging on multiple worlds to rebel against the Empire. The ISB dubbed these the Secession Worlds and crushed these rebellions. This was the brainchild of Mon Mothma and is why the Rebels operate the way they do in ANH, and having a Rebellion loses story being a tragedy would be unique compared to the legion of Rebellion victory stories in the EU. What do you guys think?
It would certainly be interesting. I always thought the Dark Times were a little too short to account for the big change we see between ANH and RotS. Should have been more like 30 years, like what was implied in Heir to the Empire.
Blame The Force Unleashed for that. It was originally meant to be a big multi-media project set in the dark times, but the game's development issues and ultimate mediocrity doomed it.

You did miss one big EU thing in TDT, the Dawn of Defiance adventure path for Saga Edition. A middle part has been set to 17BBY, and the whole thing has time skips of (intentionally) unclear length so it may go even deeper into The Dark Times.
You wouldn't happen to have a link to that adventure would you? I've been playing TFU but frankly it's a slog to get through. I think I would enjoy the novel version more because apparently it tones down the game and expands on it. There's so much West End stuff that could be expanded on greatly that's sort of ignored. Aside from some short stories and maybe Death Troopers there is this gap in the timeline.
this. there are massive political, cultural, and infrastructural shifts between the Republic and Empire. however, you need to have a single generational gap between Luke and Vader, which places a constraint on the timeline. I think the solution is to push the Clone Wars further back, so that Anakin would get corrupted after Sheev took control. of course, this would require a complete overhaul of the prequels.
They're in /tg/'s Star Wars RPG trove.
@ rebrand .ly

Look under Star Wars d20 then Saga.

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 19:48:42 No.47 [Reply]
Trust your feelings and always listen to your heart anons
Thanks based Kenobi of Nazarus poster
Aren't anger & hate feelings Master Kenobi?

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