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Stormtrooper 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:23 No.4859 [Reply]
Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out? If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy? Will Geogre buy it back?
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>>4904 Because they were making very expensive movies, only made more expansive with re-shoots, that didn't make the money they had planned to make. But they can still leech off the older parts of the franchise and newer material that doesn't cost nearly as much. Yes, I know that the SW home releases have always used different cover art but these new ones seem especially bland and lazy.
>>4911 you can't make a non-expensive star wars film
>>4912 A film? No. A series or a game? Sure. At least those could be less expensive than a movie.
>>4913 >A series Same thing. >a game only big AAAA games sell nowadays
rip george

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Anyone have the Rogue Leaders: The Story of LucasArts book? I found a copy in archive.com, but it just photos of the book.
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>We're excited about the future. We can do things today that seemed impossible when LucasArts was born. And this is only the beginning.... -GL
>>4534 Got it from Starfall (40016) WEG.

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Stormtrooper 01/27/2021 (Wed) 15:25:40 No.4016 [Reply]
Boba Fett? More like Cucka Fett!
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>>4896 Denning wrote three whole books about killiks forcing brainwashed people into fucking each other to increase the drone population for the hives. The Vong in the comics were said to actually not just enslave and kill heretics, but rape them too. And one comic also had an imperial officer try and rape a female officer after she tried to kill him. Also Ben Skywalker got some pretty sweet non consenting Sith girl action although I think she gave him a little cock and ball torture too. SWTOR also has some rape. There's also a few alien species that rape the opposite sex.
>>4900 Why i find grans particularly repulsive? Seriously, something on them its simply not right.
>>4900 Remember that vong torture rack? Looked like rape as well.
>>4901 The flesh toned skin, four ears, and three phallic eyes kinda give them more of a mutant feel than an alien feel. The three tits tho is probably the only non fucked up thing about them but knowing how fucked up the gran are, they may have like 4 torpedo-like nipples on each tit.
>>4915 On the top of that... that freakish goat face.

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply] [Last]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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We get more horrible nigger faces and she has secondary effects for breaking the NAP of a giant plant's mind.
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So let me get this shit straight, she found out the homeworld of the big bad and they don't believe her? Is it because she is a female nigger?
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White jedi is dead, RIP in piss.
>>4918 >mary sueboon is defeated! >lol jk it's just a vison or some shit she can't lose she's the most powerful nigger ever
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This fucking comic feels disconnecting from one issue to the next and even worse they just resume what is happening, they are forcing the reader to buy the books to get a complete picture. I have read that the burger comics love to force you to read other comics for a complete picture, but not a fucking book. The High Republic comics feel like a waste of paper. I haven't finish reading the first marvel comics, so far everything is self contain aside from one story that they are yet to publish and even if they don't it doesn't affect the story they are doing. I know that the old '80s marvel comics are their own contained media and weren't part of a multimedia project. So are the Black Horse comics self contain stories or are they just as shit in the story telling like in the CY+6 Marvel?

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>4855 /who/
>>4858 Don't tell me that you don't know who was, or not even heard about SuperShadow... for kriff's sake...
>>4878 >omg, don't you know some zceleb?? no
>>4886 He was an ancient figure from the 2000s who was like the Doomcock of his time. He made all sorts of fake evidence to prove he spoke with Lucasfilm people and actors who worked on the prequels and made all sorts of claims like knowing Darth Maul's real name which even some italian translators used. The guy was eventually ousted as a fake by pros and others at Lucasfilm who revealed everything he made was bull. He ended up apologizing and fleeing from the net forever. Guy was probably the first super big Star Wars eceleb.
>>4890 sounds fun

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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>>3590 Based

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Good SW Content Thread. Stormtrooper 07/02/2021 (Fri) 23:44:04 No.4692 [Reply]
This is a thread for all good Star Wars content online including webms, memes, image marcos, videos, 3D models, so on and so forth. I am mainly focusing on video content with my post as most Star Wars content online is terrible. All those monotone channels that spend 10 minutes going over the same comic 4-5 times to answer a question that can be answered in a minute or two at most. "What did Anakin Skywalker think of the tax rate" type stuff. So lets post content that is actually worthwhile. When it comes to edit of the movies Nerd Vault might be the best channel online. An example of a video of his would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tztJLKxSMg Nearly every force ghost of x talks to y scenario has been done by them. They are pretty underrated to be honest. This guy https://www.youtube.com/c/WilkinsAnimations/videos is animating the Dark Empire story in parts. He has done 2 episodes so far and it is pretty good. Better than anything Disney is doing at least. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ3rGAkW6LD-G9Zup374xQg/videos Anyone got other content to share. (This isnt supposed to be redundant with the webm threads or any meme threads. Its supposed to have a broader scope and focus on hidden SW gems. More high quality stuff as opposed to shitposts).
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>>4692 >3D models Found this forum were they autistcally rip 3D models from different games, it is a gold mine. https://groinkick.freeforums.net/thread/3/star-wars-modelling-thread?page=1 Manage to build this TIEs with the (((EA))) 3D models.
>>4695 Ties are weird when it comes to color. These models have them as a blue-grey color, but arent they either grey or blue in the movies?
>>4692 Here is another video similar to the one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lBbosbIw0
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>>4696 Seem white to me, but there are a bunch of versions in white, gray, blue.
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>>4696 White or white-gray, to blue to lightblue-gray?

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Why the TIE Fighter is a good ship Stormtrooper 01/15/2020 (Wed) 18:10:12 No.1841 [Reply]
Guaranteed Rebelboo Butthurt incoming Let me tell you fags why this ship is actually probably one of the best Starfighters of it's generation. For starters lots of retards tend to try and compare it to the X-Wing in an unfair comparison chart neglecting the fact that the ship is actually 20 years older than the X-Wing so they refuse to compare it to it's real competition like the R-41, Z-95 or even Y-Wing which for all purposes it absolutely dominates over. Most Rebel Scum tend to cite it's lack of shields. Most Rebel Scum before they got ships like the X-Wing ended up dead. For starters while it does lack shields, the TIE Fighter is known for taking a glancing hit or two but it's armor protection is not what it should be reliant on. The TIE Fighter for all purposes is a pair of powerful cannons strapped to a highly efficient engine that not only gives it considerable speed but lets it turn on a dime. A TIE Fighter in fact will out-turn an X-Wing in a dogfight and for the Rebel Scum that are unfortunate enough to not have the privilege of flying a toy payed for by spoilt senator daughters misusing daddy's trust fund money, well we have found none left alive to comment. Next what the uneducated masses wrongly criticise is the lack of life support and hyperdrive. They think this limits the ship's range but forget it gives it it's greatest advantage. Not only does it help reduce cost for a ship that is already remarkably cheap and easy to maintain, repair and replace, but it also helps to significantly reduce the energy signature of the craft. Many a deluded fool has found them suddenly descended upon by the Empire with virtually no warning and in nearly all cases the TIE Fighter has been granted the luxury of firing the first shot in an engagement, an advantage that cannot be understated. About the only thing you can truly criticise this piece of perfection for is that is now deserving a true worthy replacement to carry on it's legacy. Now with this information at hand, care to remind everyone why the TIE Fighter is bad again, you Rebel Scum!
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>>2899 If the X-Wing pilots have half a brain they would disperse to multiple systems though and further fracture with every jump. The capital ship can only follow one of the fleeing groups and would have to wait for jumping until all TIEs have embarked again.
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>>1843 >"Your generic TIE grunt is just plain suicidal. And the TIE Defender jockey is bloodthirsty. But the TIE Interceptor pilot, he's suicidal and bloodthirsty. When you see a squad of those maniacs flying your way, you'd better hope your hyperdrive is operational."
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TIE/In with upgrades is the best TIE/IN. It is a shame that the Empire didn't get drone fighters from the M# series, having 2 drones per human pilot would be great. >>1841 >the fact that the ship is actually 20 years older Did it really has 20 years? I have seen the TIE Starfighter which doesn't have a hyperdrive and they still call it starfighter, that is the second version of the TIE and the TIE/Ln is the newer version.
>>4796 Tie series have a serious design issue of colateral vision.
>>4802 Colateral vision is for pussies, real man only look foward.

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John Williams Stormtrooper 01/11/2020 (Sat) 21:06:06 No.1756 [Reply]
What is his best SW piece in your opinion? What is the first theme you think of when you think of Star Wars? Which ones can you remember from start to finish? What is the worst one? Which is better: Separatist March, Jedi Temple March or Imperial March? Battle of Naboo, Battle of Geonosis, Battle Over Coruscant, TIE Fighter Attack, Battle of Hoth or Battle of Yavin? Duel of The Fates or Battle of the Heroes? Why is the Title Crawl theme so fucking loud?
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>>1863 Plane would be better if you’re in first/business class, in third class it’s worse because you have much less space and people aren’t at least pretending to be quite because the 12 Indians behind you aren’t watching a movie themselves and feel the need to talk at full volume during a night time flight every single fucking time. Second class is probably still worse than a Theater because I think second class seats are still a bit smaller than these seats. Unless they’ve made Theater seats smaller in the past two or so years since I’ve been to one.
The Bespin duel's climax (beginning of Rescue from Cloud City, Hyperspace) made for some very evil atmosphere in Jedi Academy, too bad the game ended in Korriban which is nowhere as moody. For some strange reason I'm also very fond of the Cloud City music, but more specifically the part that begins playing still in Dagobah (middle of Imperial Starfleet Deployed). One day I had begun the tenth level of Jedi Knight, right atop the Sulon Star with the cloudy sky flowing above me and it started playing. The impression has stuck with me ever since.
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There's something really special in this little piece from Arrival at Naboo. I can't put my finger on it but it sounds really whimsical. I love it.
I like Padme Ruminations, the first half is something that escapes the usually "starwarish" themes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hoXNXSpmng

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Visions Stormtrooper 07/04/2021 (Sun) 03:04:35 No.4703 [Reply]
Hello, fellow Otakus! You like Japanese Anime? And nuStar Wars? Well, I got a surprise for you! https://archive.md/jsYrR >stoormtrooper armor, but modified to look like samurai era armor <It's the First Order Stormtrooper armor <white girl with brown boy >art oozing with nip themes <art oozing with nip themes They only did this because nip anime/manga is more popular than burger comics/cartoon, is a desperate attempt to get those sweet sweet weeb shekels. This might be great, if it was Star Wars preDisney, but I bet is going to fail just for the fact that the faggots are going to be policing EVERYTHING in Visions and not letting the nips do whatever they want with the IP, is not like they can do more damage than disney did. What will the outcome of Visions be? Normalfag will love it, only for the reason that weebshit is popular in CY+6
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>>4747 >>4769 I think the important differences are: 1. Degenerate shit isn't all they produce unlike western media where every single thing has to have niggers, faggots and trannies in it and 2. Their degenerate shit isn't usually meant to push some agenda.
>>4770 >Their degenerate shit isn't usually meant to push some agenda. Yeah, the nips will make Vanilla all the way to Guro, because they wan to and it sells in their own specific niches.
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>>4761 >the zeltron love stench enticing even talking dogs Something must be done regarding the zeltron menace
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Found a new video, doesn't have audio, but it is mostly shitty background music. The duo star destroyer canon looks fucking retarded, I was expecting better from the rice eaters. I thought the twins were both girls, looks like I was wrong.
>>4775 >I was expecting better from the rice eaters. I doubt they had a lot of creative freedom. Just look at how yidney acted with the directors for the movies and how many were let go for "creative differences." This is 100% yidney trying to jump on the anime/manga train to make some money. It'll just be their usual shit with a prettier coat of paint.

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