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Stormtrooper 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:40:56 No.3017 [Reply]
Hey, star wars aficionados, Listen to this: we have revamped the Infinity Cup 2020 and we would really like to have you onboard. To join it, come to https://anon.cafe/icup/ and review your old team! Come have fun with us!
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The Group Stage of the Cup is now complete! Congratulations to the teams that advanced, the Cup continues with the Round of 16, beginning and ending on Saturday the 29th, and the final day, Sunday August 30th. The champion will be crowned this coming weekend, will you be there?
The Knockout Stage begins tomorrow afternoon. Join us for what could be the only sport running in North America! First match kicks off at the usual time: 11:00 AM PDT / 1:00 PM CDT / 2:00 PM EDT / 18:00 UTC
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Today is the day! A new divegrass champion will be crowned! The final matches of the tournament begin at 11:00 AM PDT, 1:00 PM CDT, 2:00 PM EDT, 18:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup BE THERE
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Infinity Cup 6 is now complete! Congratulations to /fascist/ who join the ranks of champions as they defeated /bane/ 2-1 in the Final! In an unprecedented turn of events, the Golden Boot will be shared by not 2, but 3 players: Alfred Legosen (/lego/), Ammit (/monster/), and Cuckquean-tan (/cuckquean/). Each player scored 6 goals officially through the Cup, fitting, giving it was the 6th edition. Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you for ICUP 7!
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Hello /sw/, I arrive at your humble board to officially announce the GCUP! The GCUP will be an exhibition tournament between boards of the webring that represent nations of the world, and will be contested under usual ICUP rules. In addition, we'll also be hosting friendlies for non-national boards/teams as part of the festivites. Friendlies can be played under normal rules, or, if you choose, under alternate (meme) rulesets that will be decided closer to the Cup's kickoff. If you would like to participate, head on over to the pinned thread at our board on Cafe. The event is set to begin February 13th, 2021. Look forward to having you there!

Star Wars Detours Stormtrooper 12/01/2020 (Tue) 16:14:33 No.3815 [Reply]
After almost 10 years Weird Al Yankovic finally leaked an episode
>>3815 I chuckled a few times
>>3815 >4-LOM >4 Love Of Money Heh
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>>3815 >that qt rodian >mfw
>>3815 Surprisingly not that bad for what it is. Not near the level of robot chickem, but good enough.
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>>3828 Judging from the show's trailer, there were gonna be some tig old jiggly bitties in this show too.

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storytime thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 06:16:26 No.1490 [Reply]
Suppose it's story time again. This edition: vader wrecks some Jedi, as is probably evident from the title.
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>>2626 I love how Palpatine is just chilling until one of them dares to spill his drink.
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>Vader thread Just using it to annouce that half of Vader passed away few days ago. David Prowse, the actor that was the man behind the suit, the one who gave life to Vader presence, style and stances, passed away at the age of 85. He's now one with the Force.
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>>3813 Every day becomes more painful

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Imperial /k/ommando Thread: No Lightsabers Allowed Edition Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 17:53:32 No.1504 [Reply] [Last]
Time to talk about blasters, slugthrowers, and other non-lightsaber weapons and designs. Which is the most practical, powerful or aesthetically pleasing? What would you take with you when the Day of the Rebellion comes and SHTF? Superweapons are also allowed but only the weapon, all fleet discussion goes in the ship thread.
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>>2813 >This is why you don't see present-day slugthrowers being used, but much more advanced slugthrowers with higher ammo capacities such as the flechette rifle have been conceptualized, so this isn't by itself enough to explain the scarcity of slugthrowers. I'll admit to not knowing a whole ton on this topic, but my best assumption would be storage and cost. From what I understand, flechettes are generally larger than bullets, and obviously are much larger than blaster packs. Because of that, I would assume that you would have to carry pounds and pounds of flechettes to get anywhere near the amount of shots provided by a single blaster pack. In addition to them taking up much more space, I would assume that producing 100 flechettes would be more expensive than 1 blaster pack, for what would end up accomplishing the same goal in all but the most specific of scenarios. That's not to say that flechettes or slugthrowers in general wouldn't have their uses, they definitely do, but the general idea would be why pay more to produce and store something that's going to do the same thing as a much cheaper alternative. And even in the case if Jedi-hunting, it could be argued that it would still be less expensive to arm 100 men with blasters and have them take their chances for what would cost much less than 100 men with slugthrowers. And when you get to thinking past an individual scale, and on larger scales like that, you get higher rates of success with larger groups with slightly inferior weaponry than with much smaller groups armed with slightly superior weapony.
>>2822 >The Jedi could just use the Force to stop the bullets. Sure, he can, but if you live your whole life training to deflect blaster bolts, and then, while you're in the middle of deflecting blaster bolts from a couple of guys, another guy comes and shoots a slugthrower at you, your first reaction is going to be to try to block it like a blaster.
Why nobody ever lasgun type weapons? Blasters are so slow in comparison and even liable to be deflected. Lasgun types are just a crack in the air and hit the target, there is even less space to shots going random like those stormtrooper blaster rolled. The only laser we see in action was the DS superlaser, all the rest are plasma guns.
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>>3784 The disruptor rifle from the Jedi Knight games worked like that.
>>3788 Right! Forgot about that one Now i remembered... fucking rodians!

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And then they came for Clone Wars... Stormtrooper 01/21/2020 (Tue) 12:40:16 No.1997 [Reply]
>nigress with twitter dyke haircut! So, are you ready for the exciting last Ahsoka Wars season?
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>>2001 >She even knees him in the balls Christ this is awful. Should've remained a story reel
>>2167 >implying it was Filoni being given power >implying that Filoni wasn't pressued by le feminists to replace male characters and change cool macho storylines. Don't be /co/ fags
>>2148 They cucked Maul. They got it all wrong Maul is supposed to be a "phantom menace" hence the name of the first prequel. Maul is supposed to be a Shakespearean like villain.
>Ahsoka I dont care about that, even if it was George Boy who created her. She contradicts directly Revenge of Sith, she doesn't exist. >Nu-Sw It doesnt exist in the double. Anakin never had an apprentice during his time as a jedi, period.

Stormtrooper 01/27/2020 (Mon) 13:45:21 No.2188 [Reply]
Why are 90's FMVs so comfy bros?
>>2188 Can you link some? Most of them are hard to find. Most fan films are poor self inserts that dont feel like star wars at all.

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Stormtrooper 11/04/2020 (Wed) 02:09:02 No.3720 [Reply]
So who you voting for Supreme Chancellor, /sw/? Sheev or Skroob? I'm partial to Palpatine myself, but then again Skroob is in full support of free enterprise.
>>3720 George Lucas and Walt Disney did nothing wrong.
>>3726 What did they mean by this?
>>3726 >both let what they created fall into the hands of kikes

Star Wars RPGs Stormtrooper 04/22/2020 (Wed) 04:56:27 No.2875 [Reply]
Anyone ever play any of the Star Wars /tg/ stuff?
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>>2875 >why did yoda have to 'work so hard' to levitate an x-wing This is a really bad example to use to argue that size does matter, because yoda is clearly being careful the same way you would lift a glass of wine. AotC is a much better example since they're just rocks and there's no reason he couldn't just toss them to the side effortlessly.
Is there a mimic-type monster in star wars lore? I want to do crazy stuff like pic related.
>>3462 Yes, and remember. The weakness for every BBEG Jedi is a retarded kaleesh with a vendetta
Found this in /tg/
>>3651 >for every BBEG Jedi is a retarded kaleesh with a vendetta Do tell

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THE VERMIN IS DYING Stormtrooper 09/16/2020 (Wed) 17:08:46 No.3574 [Reply]
https://archive.md/pICww 91% YOY, from $5.4 billion to $460 million
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So pic related is finally a reality?
>>3659 >There will be yuge class-action + burnlootmurder riots at Disney corporate We can only hope.
>>3671 Considering all they layoffs, being cutoff from foreign tourists, and the massive spending for FOX, its not looking good.
>>3659 >An unusually high proportion of the layoffs were blacks I'm gonna spread this rumor as far and wide as I can. If it turns out to be true, Disney gets burned down. If it's false, all the idiots going on about "hwite privilege" get discredited. It's win-win.
>>3575 It's a vast communist, Jewish, capitalist, fascist, liberal, conservative, white, satanic, catholic conspiracy, I tell ya.

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Goodbye Star Wars. Stormtrooper 05/04/2020 (Mon) 00:53:35 No.2959 [Reply]
It is the end of an era, the final bastion of pre-disney wars comes to an end today, and on may 4th of all days, which is appropriate i suppose. Say what you want about the Clone Wars but it was the final remnant of the old Star Wars, the bridge between the old and new, and with it's conclusion comes the conclusion of the old good ways. It was a little disappointing to be honest. The ending gave off this vibe of hopelessness and sorrow and like something good has come to an end. Which is fitting because it is true, both in their universe and in real life, so that's it, that is the end of the old Star Wars. It's gone now forever… I don't mean to sound like a dramatic soyboy faggot over a fictional universe, but yeah that is the end of pre-disney Star Wars. whether you were one of the first to see it in the theaters those 42 years ago or you grew up with the prequels It has been a wild ride and an honour anons. I know i am going to sound like a fucking cringelord for what i am about to say but i thought it would be the only proper way to sign off and say goodbye to a franchise that filled our childhoods with joy. May the force be with you, always.
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>>3051 Petsnew? Well, if you are Petsnew, I hope you're doing well.
>>3053 I'm not the anti-gun BR, but you are half close in the sense that I know about his twatter account. But I haven't kept active tabs on him in over a year, and I only checked on what stupid shit he was saying again because of the new video. Hell at this point the only reason I'd care about what he says is if he gets off his ass and makes a higurashi video where he gets everything about it wrong.
>>3046 Damn right. I've run into some hurdles but haven't given up. It may take a decade though. Hopefully disney will be dead by then, or at least have relinquished their grip on Star Wars. It'll be a fun place.
>>2959 >the final bastion of pre-disney wars kys furfag
Star Wars will live on, but it's up to us the anons to carry the torch. hopefully we can re-organize, and at least get Baobab Archives up and running finally (ie a SW wiki with no Disney allowed).

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