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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>280075 Ramonfag, I'm sorry you got GOBLINED, RAMONATED, and NuZACH'ed at the same time. But you're gonna have to deal with it. 😂

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>275584 Yeah I am as well but I am busy with life and am autistic.

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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Normally the -TheGatorGamer is fine but it normally gets derailed by Pisslaine, Daniel and a few of her other WKs. They stick out pretty well to see who is who. Tinfoil that Dan is working with Pisslaine.
>>280052 That's a pretty crazy theory, not backed up by anything.
>>280053 It's backed by TheGatorGamer's cunt .
I have it under a very anon source that pisslaine and daniel are spamming illegal cocks to hide this thread
>>280058 Which is why his is near the top and pisslames is bump locked and getting burried? Doesn't seem to add up.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>274593 >was seething on /dunk/ >show up to spam the screenshot, again! LMAO! This is your life now, nuzach, seethe and spam screenshots!
>>275914 I would say that if you didn't spend so much time being humiliated online and coming to this thread to post this you would have a family of your own. But that would be a lie, since you are repulsive and unattractive in every way, so coming here every day to post this is one of the best things you have in your old incel life.
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>>277835 Off you little Goblin

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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During one of his frequent (and private) meltdown streams, Axle posted evidence of having been part of the Soldiers of Odin. According to himself, his family knew of this. But to this day, they ignore that he was second in command.
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DJ Axle's former (and future) lover, Mormon Shaggy, revealed a dark secret he conveniently decided to release only after his relationship ended in the worst possible terms with the Norwegian. According to Shaggy, Axle has a discord channel where he shares pictures of little children, most of which are children one of Axle's brothers work with. Lets remember Axle hosts sweaty gamers in his server like Pamperchu. And according to Shaggy, this is being done without Axle's brother consent. >https://youtu.be/4zOr-apauj4?t=773
>>278882 Axel didn't even deny this in his subsequent response. All he said was that those kids are rowdy teens now that bother him with loud noises. His father had to covertly put a camera in his room to keep him from touching kids or killing himself. His father also suffered a stroke after he found out about all the grindr hookups with down-low black men in Florida. I hope they keep him in the psych ward, but frankly they are going to found out very quickly that his only mental illness is narcissism.
Axle just had live e-sex with a severely mentally ill 17 yr old virginal catholic schoolboy. He buys him fake game money in exchange for sexual favors and calls this "performance art." He still wonders why no one will talk to him.
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Who did it better?

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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I got banned from 4chins for racism of all things. I could write about child rape to genocide, but ouch certain kinds of racism just sting a little too much. Call him a cumskin, a honkey, cracker, sweaty gamer even and it won't stain his snazzy black uniform, but call him a fucking G​AMERGATE *gasp* watch as he recoils like a fucking kike searching to the end of the earth for his lost jew gold.
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>>280016 In the appeal I want to be like this: I'm so sorry, what is your address so I caN mail you a watermeloN as a tokeN of my gratitude?
>>280016 >Call him a cumskin, a honkey, cracker, sweaty gamer even and it won't stain his snazzy black uniform, but call him a fucking G​AMERGATE *gasp* watch as he recoils Weird how that double standard works, huh. It's almost like Hitler was right.
>>280021 I gotta say though and not to be a spoil sport, but this attempt at getting people to self-dox IP addresses is pretty gay. Nice try FBI.

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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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>>29354 Based as fuck. Where are you anon?
>>29354 god willing i will end there myself, no bills and no work only care is where to get food and water
>>29354 I seriously hope you at least know how to make knots, ropes and work the wood, else you are little more than a hobo... i mean you even made your tent in a goddamn puddle.
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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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Julay is the only webring board I've ever liked. Still prefer 8kun but its /cow/ is dead-dead.
Robi, what is your favorite Italian football team?
>>56501 Discord Not even once
ROLCOW THREAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW I POINTED AND LAUGHED AT THIS FAGGOT!
Sorry for telling all the Freemason dorks spying on me that Robi is a notorious sweaty gamer hacker I just thought it was funny hahahahhahahaha judgement day soon

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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Guess someone (cough Dan) is tarded enough to post Naught's alleged dox around, but not in his thread proper. Cuz retarded, homeless things.
>>279583 More people look at Eläine's thread than this one, autist
>>279585 95% of the E-laine thread is literally just you talking to yourself, faggot
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Thread about a faggot

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 3 Daniel Lopez 11/06/2025 (Thu) 00:59:31 ID: fdd905 No.277955 [Reply] [Last]
There once was a lass from the mist, Who craved a warm, salty twist. She'd kneel with a grin, Let the golden stream in, And declare, "Nothing beats drinking piss!"
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>>280018 >AKTSHUALLY not true, I've seen Lidl posting after then... You are wrong. You can use the search function on the site to see people's last post even if they lock their profile and her last post is from July 23rd.
Who is this "IHM" woman constantly sperging about Pisslame being in her walls? Bad breakup? She sounds schizophrenic.
Her bruised ego still hasn't recovered days later, huh? Imagine being so embarrassed by your shitting baking that you have to run and hide for days on end.
Your baking is shit and you suck at everything in life, stay gone an additional week you retarded bitch.
>>280060 It's not like she eats food so i don't know why anyone would expect her to be able to prepare it.

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