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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>269018 Probably a Shannon Gaines tier attempt at throwing people off his trail, except TheGatorGamer's actually worked.

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Good to see that we are back.

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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>>268897 >Elon rapes twitter into becoming the ultimate /pol/tard, cuckchanner, and qboomer containment site Sounds like a good thing to me in fact of course, but I do agree on this being a very gay timeline
>>268900 >twitter becoming containment site You have a point.
Anything to this? Someone claiming to be from 4cuck saying that they are soon to return: https://junkuchan.org/shelter/thread/12472.html#12520
>>269025 Who gives a shit lol. Fuck 4kike and anyone who was still posting on it.
>>39419 4Chan is dead lmao

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>263180 Now I understand why Nuzach is trying to groom emoji and make him hate women .
Why does Emojitroon go insane when someone reminds him that he actually posts blacked and is at least bisexual in some capacity? What mental problems could he have to deny his own past? I know that he like so many zoomers is now using Christianity as a coping mechanism, but pretending to be faithful in Jesus doesn't get you a free pass to be gay.
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>>267411 Happy Valentine's Day, Nuzach, good to see you spent the whole day, including the night, seething like a desperate rat.
>>268350 Nuzach, no matter how much you simp to Emoji or Obama neither of them will want to fuck your 30 years old gaycel butt. Just give up, jump the the bridge.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>268502 His cope is "to triggered newfag nazis!" and "its just shitposting!", but let's be real, he is a homosexual freak who got an overdose of blackpills to the point of becoming a blacked whore. Today he spend some time once again spamming his beloved black dicks. https://archive.ph/kFoyg https://archive.ph/PEvOI#162127
>>268818 He is just a faggot.
redpill me on emojitroon I remember seeing him post on /dunk/ years ago but don't really remember much about him bickers he's been overshadowed by nuzach, why is he called emojitroon to begin with seems like he intentionally antagonizes nuzach which is really funny to me
>>268845 Insane 4cuck/Discord tranny that promotes becoming a tranny/fucking trannies/blacked/gay blacked, anything disgusting that (you) can think of. On top of this he is a known cunnyfag who has proclaimed his love for loli Kirsten Dunst. He once got nuzachs entire call-in discuck banned and everyone in it bickers they hurt his feelings. He like nuzach has a long grudge against nuzach and the rest of the site admin. His main thing he likes to do when he gets mad is like nuzach, post blacked and gay blacked, but also he loves to try to slander nuzach as a pedo. He was likely the other "anon" personal army requesting on nuzach's old /cow/ thread.
To no one's surprise, Nuzach remains chronically online, being humiliated on different imageboards and still posting his beloved coon dicks in his jihad against Nazis and Ramon. He's still pretty low energy, but the frustration keeps growing. Despair is sparable. Again the copium caused an overdose of closet homosexuality and narcissistic behavior in him.

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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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the people who fuck with this chick in current day were considered cows back in the day of 8ch /cow/ https://archive.fo/7xJRR
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>the people who fuck with this chick in current day were considered cows back in the day of 8ch /cow/ https://archive.fo/7xJRR
Fucking fat and ugly.
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Fat talks about her interest in abusing and grooming male children, by injecting them with puberty blockers to prevent them from developing properly into adults.

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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He doesn't look or sound Jewish.
>>261708 Now that's pure cope, buddy.
>>261708 His nose is even uglier than yours, JEWS.
He is back with his retarded cope about being a super unique and special "twink nerd".
Thank you anon, for archiving this freak.

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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So, which is it? Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, or Zepbound?
I was going to calculate his body mass index and the related negative health effects of being in the fat equivalent of "the 1%," but I've forgotten his height. In return for that information I will attempt answer two questions. >>38244 >Is he actually a pedo bitch[?] It has long since been reported that Mr. Moon had announced to Stocking, his longtime female crush and pen pal, that he was "going to jerk off to neko shota," but if my memory serves me right, he was not much older than "shota" age at the time; I think he was still a teenager. I can't recall him contradicting this in public or private. >[Is he actually] a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme? Unless he's formally converted to Judaism some time after 2018, no, Mr. Moon isn't Jewish. Sara "Trombonista" Seitelman is, however, and I'm sort of surprised that she never made contact with me, but all her Facebook photos being six or more years old is probably for a reason treatable with Novo Nordisk products.
>>107255 >wait.....did Jewsh ever have sex? Forgot this one. TheTheGatorGamerGamer Watkins brought him and Mr. Fredrick Brennan, Esq. to a strip club in the Philippines, where Mr. Brennan reported to me that he saw TheTheGatorGamerGamer Watkins' penis against his wishes. Mr. Moon, who flipped over a bloodstained mattress and slept on it without worry when he moved in with Mr. Brennan, had ample access to prostitutes and did not seem squeamish. I can not recall any stories from before five years ago of Mr. Moon having sex with anyone else, be it a Foxdick or anyone else.
>>39035 Not going to lie. From time to time I come back to this video to reminisce and laugh.

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Styxhexenhammer666 Toad 01/31/2021 (Sun) 23:35:10 ID: 577c86 No.96575 [Reply]
Styx is cringy youtuber and a piece of shit. Read his foxdick farms page if you don't believe me. His ex-gf's enter his thread and start dropping dirt on him. And before you start damage controlling for your favorite skeletal friend-simulator and saying don't believe women bickers they lie, he admits it was all true in a couple videos. Here are some key bits: -He creeped on several underage youtubers. Wrote comments on their channels and cringey lines flirting with them. When told that one of them was underage, he replied "Perfection can wait." Got rejected by StelleToad McKinley. Makes vague YouTube videos crying about it. Write youtube comments about walking into the woods and alluding to not coming back with suicide-poetry to cope with the rejection. Was drinking himself to sleep with wine to cope, not eating much food, and crying. -He wears makeup and unironically thinks he looks good despite being butt-fucking ugly. -He is the definition of a poser and a try-hard. His entire identity is larping. -Gets confronted by "Revenge of the Cis" on Tonka's Kumite show about his creeping on underage youtubers and pedo accusations (Stella Christine/Stelle Toad McKinley and at least 1 other). Styx tries to get his braindead audience to flag down the show in real-time (strangely never gets flak even though Toad McKinley was bullied for years about flagging jcaesar187's stream down "Matt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.") Eventually comes on the Kumite drunk and threatens to sue them and says, "Do you know how much money I make. You don't wanna mess with me!" Is seething and fuming and sounds like a disturbed mess. However, Styx says that the youtube comments were fake and doctored in photoshop. He lied about this to avoid the embarrassment and humiliation of being rejected by the girl and for being accused of pedophila since she was underage. The comments were real. Styx lied under pressure. But ROTC apologizes in the moment bickers it's awkward and sing him Happy Birthday. -StelleToad McKinley, an underage youtuber, broke his heart and publicly embarrassed him. Styx was writing gay poetry about how heartbroken he was and was planning on grooming the girl to be his woman. He lied about the whole thing and pretended it was all faked, photoshops by Antifa to cover his larpy, cringy, ass. -He has hard-drives of nudes of all the women he flirts with and tries to pressure them into masturbating on camera with him over webcam. -He convinced a young women to move into his parent's Vermont home NEET-cave bedroom. -He impregnated the women and cheated on her. -Styx pressured and threatened the women into having an abortion bickers he thought he was too young to have to accept responsibility for his actions (He was 30 at the time. Lol). -Styx threatened to secretly slip her an herbal drink made from his herb garden that would abort her baby if she didn't comply and go to Planned Parenthood to abort it, saying the drink would give her a heavier menstrual flow for the month as it killed the baby. -Styx drove his gf to her Planned Parenthood appointments but when she wanted to get something to eat from a restaurant across town, Styx refused and shit his pants and didn't do the basic accommodation for the gf he just made abort her own baby. bickers Styx has anxiety and he's not used to leaving his bedroom as a NEET so the whole world makes his autistic brain have a panic attack and unfamiliar locations hurt his autistic brain that craves routine and familiarity. -Styx starts cheating on his gf with a black women from the UK that he flies into Vermont and meet in hotel rooms. -Styx lies about it to his live-in gf, gaslights her, but she finds out anyway. She beats him up and he deserves it and more. -Styx uploads a couple videos on YouTube, moping and crying, trying to elicit audience sympathy and get counseling, complaining about his personal life. His audience eats it up, bc he's their friend-simulator that talks to them through the screen evey day and he seems like a nice guy when he talks to you every day in his 5 minute videos. Lol. Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey were also very nice guys and pillars of the community, until they found out they were rapists and serial killers with bodies of little boys underneath Gasey's house and Bundy's trail of dozens of murdered women. -As a narcissist, Styx cries about his personal problems to his audience, even though he was the one that caused the drama with his cheating on all his gf's. The skeletal narcissist cries out in pain as he strikes you. -Styx starts cheating with another Dutch youtuber named "Elizabeth's Philosophy" who is an ugly-average blonde woman with no eyebrows and looks like a Neanderthal. She sends his a boob pic so he has to fly to the Netherlands to get that ugly Dutch girl pussy.

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Asston is big piece of shit, if he wanted to make any good shit with his failed Kino Casino he should've started to alog Styxhexenhammer666 and get in debate with him.
>>180111 explain schizo
>some of you don't have the correct d0x× >his dead name is Tyrelle Werner >also changed his name due to his Jewish background >not unlike his relative >Brian Hugh Werner (now known as Brian Hugh Warner) I used to promote Radio Werewolf too, and if you can find any channels that have a ton of their on YouTube, it's probably him. >Remember, this guy has a world record for Vlogging >so he's as bad as Keblo Shizar (Rest In Piss) >Vlogging is Blogging >Clearly violating the rules of the internet
>>268768 4chan hack brought you back?

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MisatoDX4/Aeromatic/Nicholas Fedorov/Nicholas Foxworth/Lord Foxworth/Stimp general Anonymous 09/04/2019 (Wed) 01:26:25 ID: e2556e No.5327 [Reply]
He started posting again after 8ch went down lol. It didn't last long though since no popular artist in any 4chan/[s4s] clique wants to retweet him anymore (most likely because of pedo shit). So other than a couple low effort drawings that you can find on his twitter @MisatoDX4, most cocks are kept within his discord friend groups.
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Look mom I'm famous! (I'm Pentarou in the third screenshot). Guess this cow's bygone. He'll probably reappear.
>>40121 >admitting to being a foxdick
Being trans is the future Being hapa is a blessing Being transbian is redpilled and based
Que zukulento
The lodge kicked his ass out, lmao honestly don't doubt he's drunk off his ass playing around in traffic right now

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