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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Time to derail conversations and be mentally ill aw yes.

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply] [Last]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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Thank you. 😊 For proving on this thread that you are in fact a sociopath who lied to my face and manipulated me, clearing my name from the term "stalker" without even realizing it, which is exactly what I wanted you to do. And that previous message, ladies and gentlemen, was the last bit of kindness Jonny will ever receive from me. The truth will now stay on this thread, from which you can't delete it, the way you delete interactions and the truth in general from everywhere else. I might not be a perfect example of morale either, but at least I'm not like you. I don't love you, I don't hate you. If you need to categorize me now, I'd say I'm just a neutral passerby now. I don't wish you harm, I don't wish you anything good, either. Your life is going downwards without anyone's help anyway and that's how things are supposed to be, apparently. There are certain things anyone would be powerless against. Including me. Listen to your mom and do what makes you happy, as long as it's, you know, legal and safe and doesn't harm you or anyone else. And anything that's happening to you or will happen in the future: You deserve it. All of it. All of it. All of it. I won't interact with you anymore if you don't lie about me. I, too, hope that does it. DON'T react and MOVE ON. Please.
>>270419 "clearing my name from the term "stalker" without even realizing it, which is exactly what I wanted you to do." That's, NOT how it fucking works, you ninnyhammer! A manipulative sociopath can STILL have a stalker, it's called stockholm syndrome, also I really hope YOU DO come back to Connecticut bickers next interaction will be FAR different......if anyone, YOU are the manipulator for trying to make Jonny admit he is a sociopath JUST so you can "clear your name", WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKING WACKO, YOU REALLY DO HAVE A PERSONALITY DISORDER, I'M GONNA FUCKING END IT TODAY, AND I'M TAKING YOU TO HELL WITH ME! "I won't interact with you anymore if you don't lie about me. I, too, hope that does it. DON'T react and MOVE ON. Please." I'm sending this to the FBI, hopefully they will send this to YOUR OWN version of it too, you NEED to be investigated and I'm pressing charges on you for stalking me, it's on CAMERA! GO TO HELL AND BYE!
>>270419 >DON'T react and MOVE ON. Please. FUCK YOU, lol, you're such a fucking dumbass, OF COURSE HE WILL REACT IF YOU KEEP going back to him, you need an IQ test bruh or a new one if you already got one, and you're shitting up the damn lolcow thread n!gga, im tryna read about lolcows and shiet and u be fvckin up this lolcow and its gettin borin dawg, i wanna see him sperg out on hiz own along wit da trollz, youre a boring troll.
>>270419 "And anything that's happening to you or will happen in the future: You deserve it. All of it. All of it. All of it." Yeah, you're the sociopath, Lol.
*ALERT! ALERT!* HE'S READY TO GO LEVEL 222! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1-ZRvYbj54 Also the video reminds me of Mr. Anime's last video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBgFusFjao "Week break", HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???????? 🤔

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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>>270304 His whole coverage of gura/saba is fucking weird. >never watches vtubers normally >saba debut happens, he's watching and malding about it live as it happens >he's posting about it on kay eff as it happens live >when covering it on MATI, does a whole spiel scrambling to rationalize how despite everything she must totally have good intentions somehow I've never seen him extend that kind of courtesy to any other pedo ever. Is he an actual og Gura fan?
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Speaking of "grift(ers)", I strongly suspect that this KFag is a Daniel Lopez sock (banned KF user). In case any KF mods are reading this and want to take a closer look. You want to lurk this board while pretending not to and then flabber the lips of your dirt mouth, then you can risk your sock getting hammered for ban evasion. We don't need two-faced scum like you around.
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In case you think I'm just making shit up: Here he is on one of the "KF splinters", currently making himself unwelcome there. Same unfunny style, same old cringe e-drama shit that he does with everyone sooner or later. Maybe ICE needs to hear about this homeless hispanic man, who is probably in the US illegally without any documents, being a parasite on society. Just a suggestion.
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>picrel Ok pedo, thanks for warning everyone about the alleged child molester LMAO
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>>270399 >picrel Some more faggotry in support of my previous sock allegation. <foxdickfarms was right <return to foxdick farms, return to TheTheGatorGamerGamer

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>nuzach is bumping cp again There's always plausible deniability, but for a man who has a daily schizo meltdown over some jannies deleting his schizograph, you never hear him complain about the cp spam. Pretty obvious why.
>>270010 If you check the original nuzach thread there are caps of him defending pedos, emojitroon, the subject of this thread has also posted his pedophilic thoughts multiple times. Both are also habitual troon/cuckold/interracial posters.
the hell happened with Aero?
>>270010 That other brown incel and he love to bump this thread. They are obviously jealous of the emoji for being white and young. And emoji is just a psycho too

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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>>269365 He is really mad and ranting like a wine aunt since that truthbomb dropped on him. Other than that, he confirmed again that he prefers to just watch interracial porn bickers he likes cataloging black dicks.
Yakuza is trying to force some memes in recent times, but it just shows that they are more insanely obsessed with black dicks than ever. Other than that, he's been using chatgpt to write long rants about being a loser who's starting to realize he wasted his life. And I heard rumors that he's actively posting on 8chan.moe /interracial/, which I won't check, but I don't doubt it, since he's also a regular on cuckchan /gif/
EMOJI VINDICATED Yakuza unironically behind interracial cuckporn posting. Imagine being an old Arab who desperately wants to be accepted by young white dudes, but is unable to let his addiction to interracial porn die!!!
Yakuzapedo confirmed to be addicted to black dicks.
>>270209 He unironically frequents cakekike /interracial/ board. Yakuzapedo doesn't know if he wants to be white or black. I think it's in this limbo that a lot of guys like him (brownoids incels) live.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>269592 He is a failed normalfags and above all, a butthurt incel in the truest sense of the word. He spend almost the time in multiple imageboards and everyone geral under is skin, he can't socialize without sperg out. https://archive.ph/4N1yg#158109 Nuzach seething at word filters https://archive.ph/lILdX#158118 https://archive.ph/wNCUh more Nuzach mad bickers of word and image filters https://archive.ph/UJCl5#346583 Nuzach lover for really black dicks and his hatred for Ramon https://archive.ph/1JqWI#153671 Nuzach Big coon dick fantasies Nuzach on zzzchan https://archive.ph/vZnlG https://archive.ph/84Azw https://archive.ph/QJb9
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TOP 5 things nuzach hates: The Aryan Race, Incels, J Balvin, Super Ramon, Varg
I still have no idea who nuzach is, neither would I browse any /tv/ boards. But congrats to that bald dide spammer. You seem to have driven off everyone, including whoever nuzach is Who ever is the admin of shitboard. Shut it down, tolerating the porn spammers... you could as well tolerated csam
>>270173 lol cope harder nuzach
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I haven't been visiting my prolapsed butthole for a few months. I have no doubt that currycel gaycel still frequents there and all the other imageboards daily. I've never seen a failed normalfag as mentally ill and pathetic as him.

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
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>>193834 Were Pedohoole and the Weasel posting all the interracial and cp porn creating this boogeyman so both incels losers could feel better about themselves and try to look cool at the eyes of the oldfags. Check the Gayhoole thread, way better than this one and more organic.
==WEINSTEIN W O N==
>>202708 ouch, good bump, pedohoole goon
>found this an old back up of bookmarks where is he these days

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Theletterten / Jason Richard Schippnick You Gay Lol 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:12:24 ID: 673235 No.270277 [Reply]
Theletterten / Theletter10 / Letter10media / iamtheletterten / thattengirl / Mselleten / Ten10101012 / Letter10 / Manator / ManatorV / jschippnick / Ten Sky / Ten Schippnick / Jason Schippnick / Jason Richard Schippnick <"The Letter Ten <Hey everyone! My name is Ten and I play indie games and sometimes I review them! <She/Her <Ten aka TheLetterTen" Born December 1983, 41 year old from Portland, Oregon. Previously lived in Atlus, Oklahoma. He likes to play video games often, Especially Indie games and was a producer for a game called Twilight Oracle. Jason has left thousands of reviews at various places as a local guide on Google. https://archive.ph/ME824 He graduated from Altus High School in 2002. Jason was sued by Discover Bank in 2013 for breach of agreement and sued his wife in 2015 over child support. Postjobfree resume, https://www.postjobfree.com/resume/adgwoe/data-entry-customer-service-altus-ok A https://archive.ph/pz60b Custody case from a decade ago, https://unicourt.com/case/urc-CASEik7a053669704f And Midland Funding LLC v Jason Schippnick from 2014. https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc2-caseikd181c3d39fae-250653 Twitter, https://twitter.com/Ten10101012 A https://archive.ph/bM0OI

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ShadetheVulpix306 / Christian Vore Fetishist With CWC Characteristics Unironic Ralphamale 06/24/2025 (Tue) 03:17:50 ID: 4dd2f3 No.270083 [Reply]
In the vast, chaotic wilderness of the Internet, few figures shine as unintentionally hilarious as ShadetheVulpix306—a digital entity whose legacy is defined by bizarre blend of cringe art and an undying devotion to an oddly specific flavor of Vore. While most artists grow and evolve, Shade seems cocks to marinate in MS Paint-level sketches and dramatic monologues posting his dumb rants against DeviantArt trolls this week. It's not just the art—it's the spectacle of posting cringe. What truly cements ShadetheVulpix306’s lolcow status is his absolute lack of self-awareness. Each comment thread becomes a battlefield, not bickers of trolls, but due to Shade’s own defensiveness and cryptic, overly emotional responses he seeks to shut down pages that are critical of his artwork. He got a few wikis on fandom shut down most notable being the Neo Scary Godmother Wiki. Combined with a never-ending feud with former fandom users who have switched to Miraheze, Shade has turned what should be a quiet corner of the fandom into one of the most CWC like lolcows I've seen as of recently. Then there's the cocks. Every piece of art features anatomically questionable characters engaging in wildly specific scenarios, like having CaseOh do Vore. The consistency of his terrible work becomes even more noticeable as each piece recycles the same poses, expressions, and uncanny valley eyes that stare deep into your soul. And yet, Shade hides behind Christianity to justify his vore.
What the fuck is this?

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