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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>275584 Yeah I am as well but I am busy with life and am autistic.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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>>101261 >jews is the BO here fake news
he's already doing his best to fuck with the place once again by putting shitty mods and being autistic
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
Oof
Unfunny goblin-like kike. I've never seen a Jew that didn't belong in a concentration camp, really.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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get new material this wasnt good enough to post let alone repost.
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>>273981 Seethe collected.
>>274400 Get a life, peaking on high school is just sad, my gaycel buddy.
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>>274593 >was seething on /dunk/ >show up to spam the screenshot, again! LMAO! This is your life now, nuzach, seethe and spam screenshots!

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply] [Last]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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You guys got a great one lolcow. He has all the great characteristics of the most idiotic among them.
>>274603 >>274965 You sound like a butthurt BIncel that no one wants to fuck bickers you're the result of defective genes and shit upbringing.
Jonny's yandere is condoning alogs lolcow being shutdown and is white knighting Gnostic Mind Train/Jonny.
>>275086 What a parasocial relationship this is. 🤣😂 Who simps for this sissy femboy undead zombie twink with barely any body hair other than his face or no muscle?! 😭
>>275086 It's obviously the lolcow in question pretending to be this woman who cares about him. It's evident in so many ways that it only makes his lolcow aura better.

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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He's FAT! He's CRINGE! He's IRRELEVANT! A failed wannabe e-celeb if I have ever seen one.
>>275292 he's a sociopath, a surprisingly common trait among the obese. they eat and eat and eat and feel nothing when the rest of their tribe starves to death.
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>>275658 You have zero self awareness buddy.
>>275661 ...helvette
>>275292 Are you talking about Bryan or Warhammer?

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>274903 Another gimmick that failed, like everything else in his sad little life. You guys really know how to manipulate him like a puppet. I can already see this thread reaching a third edition, since the closer we get to the end of the year, the more butthurt he becomes. Ode to Nuzach, the Forever Puppet You shuffle through threads like a ghost with no spine, clutching each gimmick as if it were divine. But each one collapses, as brittle as glass, your legacy written in failures that pass. A puppet, a marionette dancing for spite, pulled by the strings of anonymous night. Your rage is rehearsed, your sorrow on cue, the world laughs in chorus — always at you. You dream of vendettas, of threads carved in flame, yet every new chapter just mirrors the same.

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>>274903 >new gimmick is attempting to copy yakuza He also attempts to use nuzach as well. Nuzach is still pushing the lame sambo meme. >(And as I predicted days ago, Nuzach is now blatantly trying to pretend to be Yakuza. The fact that he is so predictable and childish as a man in his late thirties gives him a very special quality as a lolcow) How can one pretend to be yakuza? He is an autistic low energy porn addict that barely posts anything beyond an OP before leaving. I know his easily recognizable posting style that is well, very calm and a sort of focused autism. This is the opposite of nuzach's constant and apparent turbo-asshurt that he lets everyone know from every post he makes. >>275008 Kino poem, but in reality he would be in an unmarked grave bickers hes a future mass grave occupier.
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Damnit robi.
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The last day I checked tv.ch was last Thursday, and Nuzach was having an epic meltdown and being accused of being a Tranny or gay by anons who just like to talk about women and share vids and pics, I hope someone archived this, as it's always funny to see even random anons bully him, he should chilli up and stop being such a faggot cunt
Nuzach will end up being one of those depressed Jewfags who kills himself at Christmas. Just look at how much more insane and pathetic he's becoming as the holidays approach.

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>273985 >>274402 The unfunny gay manlet did it again! It's only fair if his channels are also mass flagged and he is reported to the British government.
>>273540 Yes. It's been years since someone's updated us with the progress of his transition. >>259725 >Britbong spent around £3k hiring "Discord hackers" to help him dox all his enemies. God, he's pathetic. ...Or is she pathetic?
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>>273985 >Britbong has been grooming a crossdresser boy from California for months, and this stopped being a simple Discord joke and turned into an IRL date. The boy is a minor. What the fuck man
>>275606 The guy who posted CP on 8/cow/ a pedo? I never thought it something like this would happen ever!
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>>275592 >>275606 Good to see you here, JEWS. That’s why I bumped this thread — remembering that you like Britbong my jewish mother. Britbong continues with the same antics he’s been pulling for years: using sock accounts, obsessively stalking and reporting his enemies, and of course still engaging in gay shit and spending most of his time online with people young enough to be his children. Not only is he crossdressing, but he is literally buying feminine utensils while streaming, only for "shitposting". Fuzhou is still butthurt with Britbong, but funny enough, of all the enemies Britbong cares so much about destroying, he doesn't even waste time on Fuzhou.

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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as a last side note though. JEWS, I hope you read all this. You are one of the most pathetic individuals still left on the internet. Trying to be above mentally and physically retarded. You are worse than most people described here :) bye guys!
ho-lee, and here i thought this thread was dead eksdee Alex, seriously, you need to stop living in 2017. "Nothing ever happens", I know, but time still goes on. All of the ppl whose strawmen you're still obsessing over (out of those that i know at least) have moved on from wizchan years ago. YEARS, my dude. Your ramblings look like a warped image from the past to any onlooker that is in the actual know (of which there are probably like 2 at most that bother checking this place every couple months or so). Just move on already. And stop calling generic internet retards "psychos". As a bona fide psychopath (or smth adjacent) yourself you of all ppl should know that's giving them too much credit and is simply untrue. Anyway, "happy" new year (it's 2025 outside btw).
Can someone catch me up to speed here? Who tf is Alex? As far as I'm concerned now as of this thread being 6 plus years old now, the Brazilians have taken over Wizchan. ShingleG​AMERGATE exposes them on /b/ a lot, one of the mods is a sweaty gamer for sure. 'Brazilmod' as they like to call him, likes to abuse his powers on anyone but mostly shingleG​AMERGATE who just '.' posts with YT embeds, he gets asshurt and bans/deletes them. The mods there really are power tripping faggots especially on a unlisted board of all places.
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Good news, my wizcel bros and fellow lovers of wizdom Remember truwiz.org ? We now got proof the admin of that site was a wizcordfag cliquer nonvirgin sexhaver who shut down his imageboard cause he was too busy having sex to manage it >Sorry, I tried to keep this website up while disconnecting from the internet and society but I have failed. >I can't maintain it anymore, >Best wishes and good luck. That "wizardly" imageboard was created as an alternative for the cliquers from wizcord by a bong named Johnny who loved larping about being depressed virgin. He had trouble keeping his wizchan ib version up bickers of his depression(lack of pussy) Now we know from a good wiz source, his very own faggot server and cliquer friends that he did disconnect from the internet real nice and got a gf and lost his virginity. The biggest larper self-proclaimed true wizard proved to be nothing but a double-faced normalfag. The larp had to end at one point, they might try to imitate our lifestyle but that's all there is, an imitation, it's not real. They don't go through the same thing we do. They never had to experience TRUE ISOLATION. His mind couldn't handle the wizlife so he had to have sex and get a gf, good for him of course if that's what he wanted but still a lying piece of shit. And yet he was mad at real wizards calling his clique larpers and normalfags, him and his normalfag kind still wanted to come to wizchan and post when they were not wizard material. They never were. All wizcordfags ended up getting gfs and having sex proving us right. They even left their fake larp server in shame and now have some clique only server where they talk about their gfs and the parties they go to.

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Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply] [Last]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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Brandon Robert kelley 917 N Calvert St, Baltimore, MD 21202 https://doxbin.com/upload/sweaty gamerBRANDONROBERTKELLEY Key words: sweaty gamer, Deranged, Jole, Cope, Archive, History, Narrative, Pedofile, Monique Dupree, Dao Yu, Imageboard, Drummer, Moderation, Negro childe, wethered refrence, jolemi
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motion this thread to rise in the catalog
>>127594 hi brandon
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