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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>273175 hes gobbling on ramon cock

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Time to derail conversations and be mentally ill aw yes.

Elaine Gertler and/or Miller / Trollcow (Season 2) Daniel Lopez 08/09/2025 (Sat) 02:16:30 ID: 8b52b3 No.272070 [Reply] [Last]
Last thread maxed out, so we begin again
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>>273171 >If Pisslame was putting up stickers around her neighborhood saying stuff like "White people rock" she would already be in the deepest darkest poopoo dungeon. It does help her to not get arrested that she's in her attic no lifeing it with her third world friends, rather than touching grass and trying to pull shit irl. >>273178 >Pisslame talking about having kids with a man she's never met Not sure if moving to Canada would be an upgrade or downgrade from being in the UK. But she could apply for MAID there, so that would be a plus.
>>273179 >Not sure if moving to Canada would be an upgrade or downgrade from being in the UK. But she could apply for MAID there, so that would be a plus. She's not Indian or Senegalese so she won't get into Canada. Especially since her loser bf can't sponsor her for a visa and will never marry her. E-dating some ugly mentally ill chick cause you're a loser and can't get pussy is one thing but actually putting a ring on that trashfire is a whole other story. He's just wasting time with her cause she's slutty and available until he either gets put in jail or finds a woman irl to give him the time of day. Pisslame is not worth the effort to import to Canada, she's not even worth the effort for him to visit her in Bongland.
Ah yes, just like most couples, especially ones compromised of an incompetent loudmouth and a supposedly prolific swatter 🤔
>>273182 Proof she's roleplaying as her own boyfriend really
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>>273184 She's self aware enough to red herring but I'm tentatively in agreement. It would make the most sense considering what a cringe faggot the Renthusies account is. Also, due to her blackpill posting I feel she must be reminded of the best plan to own those damn keewees

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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>>108942 Oof Naught buddy how's it going? I see you haven't sucked off a shotgun blast yet.
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>>272191 Big mistake posting that here. Going to mass report your pedo site to as many law enforcement agencies as I can. Brb.
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Saw Sean made a telegram channel and checked it out. Just lots of political sperging and Russia shilling. But the funniest thing i saw there is he is still skin walking as TheTheGatorGamerGamer by using Conner as his profile name.

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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>>273108 >But it'd be really cool if the nigga at the wheel wasn't too busy schizoposting about fucking robots to actually pay attention to his own site. >fucking robots Oh, how unfortunately literally true that is. Fucking. Robots. Still a better admin than Null though. Anyway, I'm kind of starting to ignore you Dan bickers of the most prominent reasons: >1. I'm pragmatic enough to know when E-laine needs to be knocked down a peg or four. >2. This is starting to get boring. >3. I feel like and declare that trolling goals I had were achieved. So run hog wild or something.
Turning into an alog over a woman rejecting you(after you already carved your name into your thighs like an emo woman) is probably one of the most pathetic things I've seen online.
>>273161 Their name into your thighs*
>>273161 Not quite as pathetic as picrel tho
>>273161 Surely Pisslame has screenshots of this epic rejection that surely happened, she always saves her Ws

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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GPT-5 really loves that em dash by default, doesn't it. Punctuation Bots 1 Humans 0
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Dicking around in Xenforo settings for five minutes is work, btw. Tbf, that's more work than Daniel Lopez has done in the past five months.
Don't even know who the "troon shooter" is btw and I think I'm just going to remain an ignorant chad instead of reading news.
>>273017 Yes, a lazy one though - the knower uses hyphens
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Top news highlights reading like an obituary lately. Btw Cobra was murdered.

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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>>273010 Sure buddy, Null was actually 45 and he's aging backwards like Benjamin Button.
>>273023 >Still fucking annoying That was the point 🤷🏻‍♂️ Regrettable in hindsight now that I know Pisslame does in fact associate with babyrapers to own da Farms but I've tried to do what I can to restore my honor
Has anyone looked into if Naught is actually Pisslaine's eboyfriend?
>>273036 He's gay, but on the other hand pretending to be an eboyfriend is something a gay would do. Either way she doesn't have a real "boyfriend."
>>273037 Indeed. Whether he's some pathetic Discord simp or just her under a sock he's still a harmless faggot

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Tom Czerniawski Unironic Ralphamale 06/07/2025 (Sat) 06:39:18 ID: fdf227 No.269891 [Reply]
Tom Czerniawski is a failed gaming journalist and self proclaimed "bioweapons expert" who regularly posts on twitter and 4/pol/ about how vaccine prions will soon cause humanity to go extinct. The guy is very narcissistic and pretends that he is saving humanity and has a few loyal twitter followers who he asks to help defend him from pharmaceutical shills (see criticism) in his threads on 4chan. Narcissistic failed journalist leading a cult would be fun enough on it's own but he also advertised services for prion testing with basic tests costing $150 for your homemade blood smear to be analyzed in a lab all the way in Japan. And if this homemade blood sample shipped to Japan has anything wrong with it the lab offers additional prion testing for low cost of $1500 and everyone should be tested bickers everyone has been exposed to prions through vaxx shedding. He gets extremely upset when called out for his obvious scam. You can find him on /pol/ posting "Aaaaaaaaa" with a Canadian flag or on Twitter @BlackTomThePyr8
I think the dude is just retarded and the scientist selling the test is the puppet master here.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>270962 You don't post them with the same id's, Pedozach, for some idiotic reason, even when you post them a minute apart like you've been today, you think switching proxies is going to make it not completely obvious it's you doing it. The problem is it's the exact same way of posting, rehashing your images, same spam interval always at the exact same times of the day. Even the exact same ways of trying to get around the word filters, which is hilarious bickers it's one of your most recognizable hallmarks.
>>270971 Doesnt matter if i post them with the same ID or not bickers i dont post CP at all, im getting accused of posting CP anyways lol, i think the people that actually do it find it funny thats why they are posting CP in this thread sometimes.
>>271206 No one cares about your 2 year old screenshot collage retard
>>271208 >It's actually almost been 2 years that he's spamming the same pointless schizograph You gotta give it to the ogre, he really knows how to farm retarded lolcows.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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Just admit once and for all, especially to yourself, that you are a homosexual who loves raceplaying, Nuzach. Maybe your sad life will improve if you finally accept yourself as the degenerate pederast that you are.
He spent the entire night online and seething in such a way that it would be downright depressing to anyone with an ounce of empathy. Also, you can't slide this thread, neither pass as a normal anon, no matter how hard you try, old "man". Recent seethe collection: https://archive.ph/uYp73#166506 https://archive.ph/SXDn0#166474 https://archive.ph/rGbPf#166545
>>272310 >errrm actually I won cause people pointed me out Buck Broken forever, nuzach lost.
>>272310 Why are so many lolcows old guys like him, usually mystery meat or with severe hormonal problems? Extra funny, since he hates and envies zoomers so much, but his social life is all about being online thinking about zoomers and talking to zoomers, of course, when it's not about black dingos.
>>272356 >Why are so many lolcows old guys like him, usually mystery meat or with severe hormonal problems? bickers he is a formless nothing like the jews who helped to spawn him.

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