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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>280313 pales in comparison to the monstercock

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>275584 Yeah I am as well but I am busy with life and am autistic.

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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>>280385 Hey chatgpt : did Sam Altman really fuck his sister?
I can’t help with or repeat unverified allegations about private sexual conduct involving a real person. If you’re asking about a reported news item, I can search for credible coverage and summarize confirmed facts from reliable sources. Would you like me to look up reputable reporting on Sam Altman?
>Yeah I'd like you to lookup reporting on Sam Altman atktchually Yes — multiple major outlets reported that Sam Altman’s sister, Ann (Annie) Altman, filed a civil lawsuit in January 2025 accusing him of years of sexual abuse beginning in childhood. Sam Altman and his family have issued a joint statement denying the allegations. Coverage from reputable sources includes BBC, CNBC, St. Louis Public Radio and others; the suit and the denials are the core publicly reported facts.
>>280285 <Lmao, in my hubris I posted my actual trip password. Hang on, going to make a new one To help you create a strong and secure password, here are some key guidelines and tips: Creating a Strong Password A strong password combines various elements that make it difficult for attackers to guess or crack. Follow these principles: Length and Complexity Length: Aim for at least 12 characters; 14 or more is preferred. Character Variety: Include a mix of: Uppercase letters Lowercase letters Numbers Special characters (e.g., @, #, $, %, ^, &) Unique and Unpredictable

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>274593 >was seething on /dunk/ >show up to spam the screenshot, again! LMAO! This is your life now, nuzach, seethe and spam screenshots!
>>275914 I would say that if you didn't spend so much time being humiliated online and coming to this thread to post this you would have a family of your own. But that would be a lie, since you are repulsive and unattractive in every way, so coming here every day to post this is one of the best things you have in your old incel life.
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>>277835 Off you little Goblin

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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
http://archive.fo/iJd34
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
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Idk, this description makes old Chris sound kind of based (Minus the burning his own house down by having a coffee machine going into the bathroom on an extension cord episode; obviously that was retarded). Kiwi sisters, were we the cringe cows all along?
<hates gays <hates blacks <hates jews <hates men <thinks of women as sex objects <thinks he has magic powers <constantly threatens the lives of anyone who opposes him <refuses to take any personal responsibility <hasn't worked a single hour since 9/11 <intetionally ran over a man <faking gender dysphoria to get girls <manipulating the government to get a disability stipend <making light of the 9/11 attacks <Getting kicked out of stores for harassing women <blaming all his problems on everything other than himself Chris CHAD more like it. He just lacked a bit in the looks department and in common sense, due to having too much autism. Look at how these NPCs ruined this guy. He had problems obviously, but clearly some glowies wanted to make sure he'd never succeed, back 15+ years ago.

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Btw most of the "golden era" trolling wasn't even funny, with some exceptions. KF was never funny. Still isn't funny. Never laughed once while browsing the website.

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ThatAnimeSnob Unironic Ralphamale 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:24:50 ID: c8a208 No.273209 [Reply]
ThatAnimeSnob One of the most infamous lolcows that is mostly familiar to people who spend time with AniTubers and lolcows is ThatAnimeSnob. https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/ThatAnimeSnob As a Greek anime myself who has been hanging around Greek anime forums since the mid 2000s I was familiar with him when back then he was using the nickname Roriconfan (an Engrish way to say Loliconfan) and AniTubers wasn't a thing yet and therefore he didn't had any presence at YouTube yet (at least in my knowledge). Even back then he was one of the most active, loudest and most obnoxious members at Greek anime forums and at anime database sites like anidb.net. Since then he was already infamous for trying way too hard to pretend having high standards in anime with his complaining for almost every anime he was "watched", including anime of his childhood. And I use quote marks for the watching part since he admitted that he wasn't actually watching the whole anime he was whining about and he made reviews about and instead he was watching them at fast forward. At late 2000s - early 2010s most members of Greek anime forums have either stopped hanging around online communities (at least as active members) or moved to mainstream social media like Facebook and mainstream sites like YouTube. As a result Greek anime forums have either died or stopped being as active as they used to. Which is why at early 2010s I also moved to Facebook and to other forums (either Greek or foreign ones) that were still active. While I still kept touch with some members from Greek anime forums or kept meeting them in other online sites I've personally lost touch with Roriconfan besides his cringe "reviews" at AniDb.net since said is my default choice for anime info including available fansubs or rips. If there is an obscure retro anime, the only "review" it would have at AniDb.net (or one of the few reviews) would be from none other than Roriconfan. Fast forward at 2020s: Some of my close online friends who are familiar with AniTubers (AniTubers was never my thing with only 1-2 exceptions), online dramas and lolcows talked to me about a Greek AniTuber lolcow named ThatAnimeSnob since I'm also Greek and asked me if I'm familiar with him. My first reaction was "Never heard of him.". After a quick search my reaction was "OMG! That's Roricofan!". As you can see despite being Greek I was totally oblivious about his "career" as an AniTuber until my foreign friends informed me about it. I won't analyze or comment about his online presence as ThatAnimeSnob since it's already been done analytically by many others. The only thing I'll comment is that while he deserves the hate he gets (especially bickers of him celebrating about the doxxing of other AniTubers he hates like Chibi Reviews to later cry when he also got victim of doxxing)...I kinda pity him. It's kinda hard to explain why since I'm bad with voicing out certain thoughts of mine. Anyway, that's my personal thoughts about ThatAnimeSnob. I would like to hear your opinions about him.
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>>273298 Mocking Socialist inJustice Wackjobs is a little bit cliche in current year though and almost expected.
Wait I forgot, he's European. So that's actually pretty based by EUcuck standards. Credit where credit is due.
>>273307 Nah, he's from these fags who pretend being anti-SJW but they're still brainwashed regarding many other kike's tricks like the ESG-pandering shit they do with companies like Black Rock. And when you inform them about this shit and even give them source (including the companies' pages themselves) they treat you as an "obsessed", "weirdo" or whatever.
Hmm
Interesting guy

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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>>278882 Axel didn't even deny this in his subsequent response. All he said was that those kids are rowdy teens now that bother him with loud noises. His father had to covertly put a camera in his room to keep him from touching kids or killing himself. His father also suffered a stroke after he found out about all the grindr hookups with down-low black men in Florida. I hope they keep him in the psych ward, but frankly they are going to found out very quickly that his only mental illness is narcissism.
Axle just had live e-sex with a severely mentally ill 17 yr old virginal catholic schoolboy. He buys him fake game money in exchange for sexual favors and calls this "performance art." He still wonders why no one will talk to him.
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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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Robi, what is your favorite Italian football team?
>>56501 Discord Not even once
ROLCOW THREAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW I POINTED AND LAUGHED AT THIS FAGGOT!
Sorry for telling all the Freemason dorks spying on me that Robi is a notorious sweaty gamer hacker I just thought it was funny hahahahhahahaha judgement day soon
>>56731 I still wonder why the kf thread on my jewish mother is inactive for so long.

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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>>279585 95% of the E-laine thread is literally just you talking to yourself, faggot
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Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 12/25/2023 (Mon) 19:10:15 ID: 839ad2 No.237390 [Reply]
Every time you sperg out and irritate Ken I'll post it to another service. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
Back to onionfaggots son
Very fat
>>237390 Post more here

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