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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Don't believe his lies Cry Cry been here every day for 7 years. If Cry Cry says something it is a lie. Cry Cry been sobbing about wife and kids years and years before they even existed. Only retards/schitzos like Dark Ninja believe anything that comes out of his mouth.

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>275584 Yeah I am as well but I am busy with life and am autistic.

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 3 Daniel Lopez 11/06/2025 (Thu) 00:59:31 ID: fdd905 No.277955 [Reply] [Last]
There once was a lass from the mist, Who craved a warm, salty twist. She'd kneel with a grin, Let the golden stream in, And declare, "Nothing beats drinking piss!"
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Them bloody American bastards ain't ever heard of no fuggin proppa nosh, innit? Eating their stinkin bloody "Thanksgiving dinner" wiff em mushered potatoes when thems are only supposed to be served as chippies innit? they don't even know a propps fuggin scran like picrel, food for da goods I tellya mate. pumpkin pie? it aint got nuffin on me favorite ground sheep anus meat pie from ol greggs mate
>>279233 >Jonah Won (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) What, a decade long prison sentence for swatting people fire you in exchange for some 4/10 snu-snu? https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/romanian-citizen-pleads-guilty-swatting-numerous-members-congress-churches-and-former-us (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) >>279233 If that's not literally laundry powder that is the most hilariously shit coke I've ever seen lol. Also funny if she wasted half of it in the grooves of that cutting board (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) How much did that trash set you back, Pisswitch? £100/gram?
>>279233 I get it now, this retard smiggles just likes to use (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) her as a prop and do embarassing shit to herself for his entertainment.
Lol she is actually cropping out naught's dox. Thanks for confirming it's real, sweaty. (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) For Thanksgiving I am so grateful for being an American and not British like Pisslame. Also grateful I will never have to eat Pisslame's terrible "cooking". (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) Seeing Null enjoy a delicious family dinner probably triggered her cause she doesn't get invited to her family's dinners anymore, being the family embarrassment and all.
Pisslame you will never be in your e-boyfriends arms cause (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) he lives on a different continent and doesn't want to visit you cause you are smelly.

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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>>279204 Is there any proof it's him though besides he sometimes says it is. Not exactly the most reliable of sources
>>279205 Nope. There's no proof of work for my dox other than one day I said it apropos of nothing. Kengle says he has my information though, perhaps ask him? >>279162 Still amused at how poorly he's parsed the dumb shit I've said. Here's the origin of him thinking I have domestic violence on my record. I could pick apart that entire post of his but his version is much funnier than reality
>>279223 Not exactly the most reliable of sources.
>>279227 The fun part of presenting myself as an unreliable narrator is it calls everything I say into question, even when I power level about things that are true (probably)
>>279228 only if nobody sees through what you say which doesn't seem to be the case.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>274593 >was seething on /dunk/ >show up to spam the screenshot, again! LMAO! This is your life now, nuzach, seethe and spam screenshots!
>>275914 I would say that if you didn't spend so much time being humiliated online and coming to this thread to post this you would have a family of your own. But that would be a lie, since you are repulsive and unattractive in every way, so coming here every day to post this is one of the best things you have in your old incel life.
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>>277835 Off you little Goblin

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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>>279113 >Mashed potatoes and gravy >An entire cheese and macaroni casserole for himself >Turkey >Brussels sprouts Yeah, he's gonna be on the toilet tonight.
>>279159 You actually think he made this himself? lmao. Does eating vegetables give you indigestion? That's not normal buddy you should get that checked out. Normal people don't have to spend the night in the bathroom after eating some greens.
>>279175 <Daniel Lopez again
<Cus who else is gayer for sucking off Null's cock than Danny boy
>>279179 >>279181 You're the one with the leaky anus after eating a simple Thanksgiving dinner, diaper boy. It's either cause your mom serves the Turkey medium well or your anoose is loose from constant buggering.

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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the Ratmin is in cohoots with the clique
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>>270112 I'm Alex, OP of this thread. Been busy with other shit lately You can read my recent garbage if you know/translate Russian https://0chan.club/socion Or here https://8kun.top/cafechan/index.html Tldr I'm justa wageslaving/freeting away now for some time, after wasting a lot of years online and on women irl Feeling horrible honestly but I deserve at least 2/3 or 3/4 of it Not nice to see this thread still going, dudes need to snap out of it
/thread
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Im just a little boy, I just turned 30 and now Im a wizard so you have to stop making fun of me now
>>279099 you are a gay retard and will never be a wiz

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Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
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Thanksgiving is easily Eli Roth's finest film. I had posted the original trailer in cytube for, what, a decade? Then he went and made it real, and it's the best slasher I've seen since Scream.
>>279050 Personally I prefer the Christmas Tree
>>279055 >ess.ayfag lmao
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Just thought this YouTube comment was an interesting take on A-Log vs the mother molesting Antichrist (Chris Chan).
>>279076 To be fair Chris was essentially made that way over time thanks to trannyfarms. He obviously has proven his awareness before and he isn't that retarded but he wasn't the same autist that classic chris was.

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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Mormon Shaggy farewell message to DJ Axle.
>>276644 he changed his shirt!
>>165713 There is no way this guy lives in that shed. There are 3 structures on this property. A large grey house with two garage doors, a small white house, and finally the shed. The view from out his window reveals that he lives in a room at the back of the white house. I know the idea of him living in a shed is funny, but don't feel bad for him, this is a rich Norwegian defrauding his government.
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During one of his frequent (and private) meltdown streams, Axle posted evidence of having been part of the Soldiers of Odin. According to himself, his family knew of this. But to this day, they ignore that he was second in command.
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DJ Axle's former (and future) lover, Mormon Shaggy, revealed a dark secret he conveniently decided to release only after his relationship ended in the worst possible terms with the Norwegian. According to Shaggy, Axle has a discord channel where he shares pictures of little children, most of which are children one of Axle's brothers work with. Lets remember Axle hosts sweaty gamers in his server like Pamperchu. And according to Shaggy, this is being done without Axle's brother consent. >https://youtu.be/4zOr-apauj4?t=773

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CoomGte / Shillgate A nice way to start off 2020 Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 01:05:48 ID: b30b4a No.26320 [Reply] [Last]
Thread about shills from the official coomer server /troomer/ wayne lambright server, and their reach across the chans, and they're shilling operations. connected with multiple glows, confirmed israeli military presence and other shill ops across the chans `More research is needed`
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>>278697 I’ll have you know I’m very much employed, stalker child. It is in fact YOU who is unemployed
Based TheGatorGamer
>>278705 Fr TheGatorGamer
>>278665 boring
>>278705 >>278710 >>278711 <Guaranteed that neither of these faggots are employed

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