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/robowaifu/-meta-11: Ascending to Heaven Greentext anon 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:44:31 No.37898
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777 ) --->How to bulk-download AI models from huggingface.co ? ( >>25962, >>25986 ) --->Why do you talk about feminism here? How are robowaifus related? ( >>27124, >>1061 ) --->Why should/shouldn't I do this; what's in it for me? ( >>33755 ) --->Why it's important to K.I.S.S. with your robowaifus ( >>35264, >>35271 ) <--- -Library thread (good for locating terms/topics) ( >>7143 ) --> note: There's a simple searching tool coded right here for /robowaifu/ that provides crosslinks straight to posts on the board. It's named Waifusearch, and the link to the latest code should always be maintained within the Library thread's OP & also on the current /meta. ---> Latest version of Waifusearch v0.2a ( >>8678 ) ---> Latest version of /robowaifu/ JSON archives v221213 Dec 2022 https://files.catbox.moe/6rhjl8.7z if you use Waifusearch, just extract these JSON files into your 'all_jsons' directory for the program, then quit (q) and restart. --->note: There's an archiving tool coded right here for /robowaifu/ that provides the ability to backup locally the posts & files from our board. It's named BUMP, and is basically a custom IB scraper. Latest version of BUMP v0.2g ( >>14866 ) <--- >note: There's a design document for the specification of general design and engineering choices for our basic Robowaifu Reference Model A Series (TBD). Please have a look at it, and collaborate together with us on it ITT Anon. -Robowaifu Design Document ( >>3001 ) <--- >useful external resources wAIfu-collective's AI guide - https://rentry.org/waifu-diy-ai <--- Previous meta threads: ( >>38 ) ( >>3108 ) ( >>8492 ) ( >>12974 ) ( >>15434 ) ( >>18173 ) ( >>20356 ) ( >>23415 ) ( >>26137 ) ( >>32767 )
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/29/2025 (Thu) 00:55:20.
>>38089 List of good posts >>22630 >>30049 >>30051 Aforementioned compilation post >>38090
>>38088 People like to cry about Trump running for a 3rd (4th) term, but the dude is already 78 right now. He'll be 82 by the time the next primaries hit. I sincerely doubt he'll become a legit god emperor with rejuvenation tech in that timespan. We'll have someone different in the white house in a blink of an eye. I'm more concerned about civilizational longevity. Americans are too shortsighted to invest in things that don't directly benefit them it seems like. >You need to plant trees whose shade you'll never get to enjoy 'Murricans should be investing more in upgrading infrastructure, laying the groundwork for automation, and trying to preserve nature as best they can. Instead, I see China making strides in those areas, and it makes me wince. Forget 10 years or even 50 years, where will our children's children's children be in 100 years? There needs to be a very long-term investment that is profitable not in a monetary sense but a cultural and QoL sense. The way the economy is shifting, tariffs may not even matter in a decade. They're only important in the short term as far as I'm concerned.
>>38094 Crumbling infrastructure is something most Americans think about every day. The problem isn't that we don't care, it's that the lobbyists don't care, therefore most politicians don't care. The few who do care often win by big margins because the voter is forced to think about it while they're driving through shitty roads to get to the ballot box. Those politicians then struggle to accomplish anything because everyone else wants to pour money into whatever their donors told them to.
>>38091 Done : ( >>37898 ). Just let us know if you want to change things with the OP (or your compilation post, etc.), GreerTech. Cheers & thanks for the effort! Nice work, Anon. :^) <---> --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 )
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/01/2025 (Thu) 17:16:14.
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>>38122 Heh, very nice. You should do (1) (one) (n. a single unit) banner similar to this, Anon! :D ( >>252 )
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>>38123 Thank you. Here is a concept >>38124 Bonus: Here's the picture with the original caption
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@Ribose Ideas for the new recruitment/propaganda thread
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>>38205 Another one
Very-intredasting old Japanese computer (probably one of their first ones). This thing looks like it's from a 1950's sci-fi movie, but its real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j544ELauus
"To be a [home] appliance, you have to do something really useful, and you have to be really easy to use, so people don't have to spend a lot of time learning how to use this thing. And you have to be really cheap." -Steve Jobs Source: https://youtube.com/shorts/VtV-HcU5tog >=== -rm uri fingerprinting
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/08/2025 (Thu) 13:54:56.
>>38298 >"To be a [home] appliance, you have to do something really useful, >and you have to be really easy to use, >so people don't have to spend a lot of time learning how to use this thing. >And you have to be really cheap." <really cheap Given the source, I had a sensible chuckle over that last one. :D <---> Great points, GreerTech. I guess we'll need to add those to our RDD design goals section! Cheers, Anon. :^)
>"However much you hate journalists, you don’t hate journalists enough." >-t. Anonymous Based. For some reason when I was younger I had this idea that Journos were some kind of knighthood for the truth. Lol, was I bluepilled af! :D Gaymer Gay sure helped disillusion me from that pozz infection. Any'non here same?
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/13/2025 (Tue) 00:48:16.
>>38480 >And also, what can somebody who doesn't have enough programming or engineering skill to be useful in building waifus do to contribute? Two things: 1. Be yourself. Just asking questions of other Anons about things you either don't understand or want to understand better is one idea. Otherwise, just do what I do here: General prognosticator & all-around cheerleader. :D 2. Be the future you want to see. Don't be satisfied with 'doesn't have enough'. I'm personally working on my third Uni degree r/n because I recognize a) how big this problemspace is, and b) how little I understand it's scope even yet. >tl;dr <NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER SURRENDER!! ** Cheers, Anon. You can do it! :^) --- ** >pic-related https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/77.html#218
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/14/2025 (Wed) 17:34:19.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/gop-lawmakers-target-online-pornography-propose-interstate-ban-obscene-content It looks like the Republicans are about to go on a crusade against "obscenity" this wouldn't be so bad if they went to the root cause of this epidemic, but we all know they won't. Will this bill ban AI GFs too? Will they come after dolls and robots if they get their way here?
>>38493 >if they went to the root cause of this epidemic, So, (((feminism))), is it? :^) >but we all know they won't Ofc. Why would ZOG attack their own? We all know whence feminism comes. OTOH, since the kikes clearly control the porn industries, I think this is simply another kike-gaslighting-fest, designed to engender FUD. Typical kike tricks, obvs. <---> >Will they come after dolls and robots if they get their way here? They already have, and yes, they will seek even further eliminations of anything that could damage -- again -- feminism. Robowaifus will absolutely demolish it! The baste Chinese will ensure this comes to pass with or without the GH's involvement however. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!! Cheers, friend.
>>38496 They are going to have to choose between feminism and porn. They won't be able to have both.
>>38499 LOL. They have both r/n. Why won't they rather attempt to double-down on both? After all, it's been the kike's typical pattern ever since the t*lmud was written, yes?
i just wanted to keep this apolitical because i disagree with you on that front. Youd have to be a complete ftard retard to not see the correlation between being able to make a full blown waifu bot and not seeing the implication that has to the capitalist system.
/digi/ 's stream will be robowaifu-related this Sunday. (I don't think they welcome Torfags in their streams though.) https://trashchan.xyz/digi/thread/1.html#33602
>>38416 > (lego -related : >>38547 )
Starship test flight #9 mostly failed partially succeeded today. Both ships blew up (well one burned up during an spectacular uncontrolled-reentry) -- but the spacecraft did reach the planned sub-orbital trajectory/speed (following a successful launch...after two automated holds during final-phase countdown) (+ in-flight test deployments failed also). So yeah, mixed bag. <---> I would generally be inclined to attribute such A Series of Unfortunate Events strictly to DIE (ie, SpaceX is hardly better than N*SA is today; as to it's pozz quotient) : however, the place is absolutely packed with libsh*tes & filthy-commies (but perhaps I repeat myself?) I wouldn't be at all suprised if it turned out being sabotage in one form or other. Will the proverbial 'heads roll' there at SpaceX soon? How would Elon even go about investigating such highly-likely outrageous, antisemitic, claims? Fun times. :^)
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 05/28/2025 (Wed) 01:20:50.
I'm trying to test out a component and I need a way to spread a layer of Elmer's glue 0.005mm thick onto a sheet of metal. I don't even have calipers with that resolution. Any idea what I should do?
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>>38747 Maybe a spray glue? >I don't even have calipers with that resolution. Get a micrometer. Otherwise, you won't know if you succeeded.
It's just come to my attention that some Anons have perf issues browsing /comfy/ ; it appears to be related to using pixel blur effects. We here have the same effect for our mascot Chii-chan when she's in the background of a post's text area. If you feel you are having some slowdowns like this, then you might use this Anon's little CSS patch (tweaked for here): https://trashchan.xyz/comfy/thread/1.html#10843
>>38747 I'd concur with @GreerTech's suggestion of spray adhesive.
@Chobitsu ironically, your "why are you such an asshole?" post link is broken
>>38756 LOL. Thanks for the reminder. I'll clean it up. Cheers, Anon. :^)
>>38744 >flight #9 mostly failed partially succeeded today I think it was very successful. They had new engines, boosted and tweaked to the max, they worked. The lower booster they purposely tried to fly it and test just what would happen. The upper stage went into the proper height but the doors stuck and a tank burst but I believe that the heat shielding worked better. The press is overplaying it by only saying,"it blew up". It was a test.
>>38747 >spread a layer of Elmer's glue 0.005mm thick Figure out the "volume" needed to cover whatever area you have on the metal plate. Then spread that volume over it.
Some droppers, like for medicine or eye drops have graduated steps in mili Liters. So figure volume then squeeze out that much...carefully.
>>38794 >>38796 The problem is getting those drops to spread evenly throughout the entire surface
>>38799 >spread evenly No doubt there would be problems but we're talking about someone who doesn't own any sort of suitable measuring device so...you do the best you can. Elmer's glue has water in it. You would first have to use test samples and see the shrinkage. Spraying it might work but exactly how do you measure the amount of spray??? Could possibly use electrostatics to spread it out. I think the easiest way is to first determine shrinkage with straight glue. Find volume to equal thickness on area of metal. Then add to a good deal of deionized or distilled water. Mix well. Put a edge of tape around the metal to make a tank. The extra water would make it soupy enough to spread on it's own, then put it in the oven and dry it. This is sort of like dividing medicine. If you weight a measure of powdered medicine, or anything, then spread out into a square. You then divide visually in quarters or whatever, you can actually get a really good measurement on very small amounts.
>>38747 If you don't mind me asking, what is this task that requires NASA-level engineering challenges?
>>38805 Heh, I was just thinking >this
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>>38803 I looked it up, and there are commercial electromagnetic sprayers, but glue will definitely muck up the spraying mechanism.
>>38810 >glue will definitely muck up the spraying mechanism The problem is not spraying glue. People do that all the time. I watch "sailing Uma" and they sprayed cork insulation on the inside of their boat. (Not without some bit of messing about to get it to work). You just wash the equipment off when done. The problem is how to measure it. Without some sort of serious work it would be really difficult to get the exact measurement. You would, I believe, HAVE to do it with a pre-measured volume because, otherwise you have no other feedback mechanism. So you can only pre-measure.
>>38835 Even then, there would be losses that invalidate the measurement Post OP, I think there might be ways around this problem.
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Well that's not confusing...
>>38849 Lol. Yeah, I noticed that too. :P
>>38747 >Elmer's glue That's a brand which sells multiple formula's of glue. They're most well known for selling PVA glue, perhaps you meant that? >0.005mm Mate, why do you need 5micrometre's of glue? That's oddly specific. Provide us with more information, what component are testing? What metal are you using? How permenant does they adhesion need to be? What weather conditions are you expecting this survive? There's simply not enough information provided to provide any meaningful advice.
>>38836 >Even then, there would be losses I'm willing to bet I could get a really, really close super accurate layer. I did the math. One square cubic meter 0.005mm thick is 5000 Cubic millimeter=5 milliliter. If you have a normal dropper like comes with tinctures the bottle is roughly 2 ounces or 59mL and the dropper is about 1mL. I have one for methylene blue and it's graduated in 0.25mL increments. Easy to measure. So 10-0.5 mL drops into say 100mL of water. Mix together in a beaker, then pour and scrap out every bit you can. Put the metal on glass sheet or put the glue on a glass sheet then transfer to metal. Glass, like a storm door or sliding back door, is super flat. The accuracy would be extreme. Like atomic level.
>>38831 You might post such links on your bunkerboard thread as well, GreerTech just in case. :^)
>>38748 >>38753 Okay, I'll get a micrometer. But I guess I should have specified that it's not pure Elmer's glue, I need to mix it with another material before spreading it. But I suppose I could squish it flat with a vice, measure it, and if it's too thin add another coat of glue, and if it's too thick try sanding it down a bit.
>>38884 May I ask, why is this needed? If you don't want to reveal the whole project, at least reveal why you need a specifically thin layer of glue?
If you've never seen an aurora, this might be your big chance! Break out your binoculars over the next couple days, Anon. NOAA is issuing a G4 (severe) storm watch for the big halo CME headed our way, lads. Tentative countdown for arrival: >"...It could arrive as early as late morning EDT, to as late as Sunday evening EDT of 1 June." https://prolikewoah.com/t/20250601T16 https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/news/upgrade-g4-watch-1-2-june https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/news/g4-watch-key-messages https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/real-time-solar-wind <---> On this topic, how do we take steps to protect our robowaifus from even much-bigger events in the future? (Actually, we should have that discussion in R&D : >>24152, I think).
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 06/01/2025 (Sun) 03:14:02.
>>38890 Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
>>38890 If you want your robowaifu to be EMP resistant, use things like faraday cages. Though, with any EMP strong enough to destroy our modern lifestyle, there are far more pressing concerns. Like electricity and running water.
>>38891 >Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? It's more likely than you think! >>> CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW <<< >>38892 >Though, with any EMP strong enough to destroy our modern lifestyle, there are far more pressing concerns. Like electricity and running water. True enough. But still.
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