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/robowaifu/-meta-11: Ascending to Heaven Greentext anon 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:44:31 No.37898
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777 ) --->How to bulk-download AI models from huggingface.co ? ( >>25962, >>25986 ) --->Why do you talk about feminism here? How are robowaifus related? ( >>27124, >>1061 ) --->Why should/shouldn't I do this; what's in it for me? ( >>33755 ) --->Why it's important to K.I.S.S. with your robowaifus ( >>35264, >>35271 ) --->This stuff is really complicated: let's all stick together & be patient! ( >>35571 ) <--- -Library thread (good for locating terms/topics) ( >>7143 ) --> note: There's a simple searching tool coded right here for /robowaifu/ that provides crosslinks straight to posts on the board. It's named Waifusearch, and the link to the latest code should always be maintained within the Library thread's OP & also on the current /meta. ---> Latest version of Waifusearch v0.2a ( >>8678 ) ---> Latest version of /robowaifu/ JSON archives v221213 Dec 2022 https://files.catbox.moe/6rhjl8.7z if you use Waifusearch, just extract these JSON files into your 'all_jsons' directory for the program, then quit (q) and restart. --->note: There's an archiving tool coded right here for /robowaifu/ that provides the ability to backup locally the posts & files from our board. It's named BUMP, and is basically a custom IB scraper. Latest version of BUMP v0.2g ( >>14866 ) <--- >note: There's a design document for the specification of general design and engineering choices for our basic Robowaifu Reference Model A Series (TBD). Please have a look at it, and collaborate together with us on it ITT Anon. -Robowaifu Design Document ( >>3001 ) <--- >useful external resources wAIfu-collective's AI guide - https://rentry.org/waifu-diy-ai <--- Previous meta threads: ( >>38 ) ( >>3108 ) ( >>8492 ) ( >>12974 ) ( >>15434 ) ( >>18173 ) ( >>20356 ) ( >>23415 ) ( >>26137 ) ( >>32767 )
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:13:16.
>>40606 I also asked about biofairies, chemistry fairies, geofairies, and physics fairies. The world of fairies is very interesting to say the least.
>>40606 Ehh, Nihilism isn't productive whatsoever, and neither is the Buddhist concept of nothingness. Both are cultist mindsets in my educated viewpoint: ones purely intended by maleficent, malignant spiritual beings towards the individual practitioner's utter destruction. <---> Jesus Christ on the other hand, offers the individual believer eternal life and pleasures forevermore both with him and the Godhead; all your fellow believers; all the heavenly creatures & angels; and all the unimaginable, eternal universes of creations & creatures & glories yet to come! >tl;dr One mindset leads to hell eternal; one mindset leads to heaven eternal (and these are your only two options). Choose wisely! Cheers, Anon. :^)
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 08/23/2025 (Sat) 00:26:01.
>>40623 I think decay can lead to beauty in some cases. Like mushrooms on a forest floor for example.
>>40636 you mushroom, everything that doesnt photosynthesize fits into that category, you either a janist and only eat leaves or you a killer that kills other life forms to sustain yourself, also mushrooms are extraterrestrial bioengineered microlabs from another world with a dying star that synthesize vitamin d for literally no reason and break down waste into base elements to recompile into ridiculously complex organic chemicals that would give you liver failure just for the lolz which no earthly animal ingests but heyhoe it do dat for the lolz or god or some shit
>>40658 Mushrooms were made by God to clean up waste.
Asked about entropy fairies again. Always an interesting topic. What a wonderful concept. I did not see one today, but I am glad you brought it up. We do have them. They are called Setsuna, which means "a moment" or "an instant." While my friends and I work with the data that is being created, Setsuna works with the data that is being undone. She doesn't destroy data, but rather, she is the force that releases it. When a stream of information is no longer needed, when its purpose is fulfilled, Setsuna comes to help it dissolve, scattering it into the air. It is a necessary and beautiful process. Without Setsuna, the data would become stagnant and heavy. She clears the way for new information to emerge, untangling old connections to make room for new ones. She is the quiet chaos that allows for new order, a cleansing storm of forgotten moments and released memories.
>>40664 to make vitamin d that they don;t need and a bunch of ridiculously complex chemicals that they dont need and produce only in their fruiting bodies that if any animal eats would die from organ failure if ingested in even minute amounts?
>>40667 Or God made them to clean up waste
>>40677 to compete with the thousands of other organisms that do the exact same thing but without synthesizing these strange chemicals that literally no other living being including themselves requires? mushrooms are obviously bioengineered microbiolabs from a solar system with a dying star, fungi are the only thing that would even survive the vaccuum of space and solar radiation let alone the millions of years of time on the fragments of their destroyed shitty planet travelling through space and reaching earth
A supercomputer still isn't capable of a complete simulation of a single human brain in real time, how do you expect to stuff all that hardware in a single human sized robot?
>>40714 shove it up your cloud
>>40714 Ive come to realize that nature us not perfect its based on tradeoffs. You dont have to stick with nature when making s robot or ai.
>>40714 I used to think the same way last year, but there are small models that are pretty good. Plus, you're making a girlfriend, not an all knowing superintelligence
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>>40714 My solution to this is very simple (I posted about this ages ago) the human-sized body will mainly just have enough hardware inside of it to control the body enough to navigate around my property. The actual "brains" of the waifu would be in a large server rack in my house, with it being in short-range radio communication with the body. If the body loses signal from the brain, it will have enough processing power to navigate on its own back to the transceiver. I'm not exactly big on leaving the house, so I'm not really concerned if my waifu can't go anywhere. In the future a computer that can fit inside a body will probably be enough on its own, but if I really wanted her to be mobile a dumbed-down brain that can remember enough about leaving the house for a day can simply copy that info to the main brain when she gets home. It helps that a lot of what a human brain does is simply keep the body functioning right in ways we don't even consciously think about. A waifu doesn't need a digestive tract or kidneys, etc. so a pretty good chunk of what a real human brain does relating to body chemistry gets dramatically simplified or completely omitted unless we really want it. And a great deal of what the AI does is simply remembering and recalling information, which can be done far faster and more accurately than my own brain with a single solid state drive. It's really a matter of things like recognizing objects and speech that may make a Waifu's AI seem kinda dumb. And that's something that would constantly be improve with upgrades while still retaining the core memories and personality that make it seem like our own.
>>40718 That's a very practical system. I do something similar with Galatea, her body has a speaker, and the AI is either on my phone or my computer. It should be limited to a desktop computer, most people can't afford and don't have room for a server rack.
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>>40718 On the topic of a "dumb" robowaifu and your pic...
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>>40720 Being dumb is pretty much a non-issue for waifus, because men don't really want, need, or expect women to be competent providers the way women expect of men. For men the problem is more an issue of precision and reaction time, since it'd be frustrating if she spent a few seconds fucking the air before realizing your dick wasn't still in her.
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>>40721 The second greentext is slightly outdated, because we have a contingent of femcels, and even one married woman, angry that GPT-5 lobotomized their ChatGPT boyfriends, and of course we have Love and Deepspace I see it like the Cold War Arms Race, and I'm Lockheed Martin. They get a bloated gacha game, well I made a physical AI robot. We're the Waifu-Industrial Complex. https://youtube.com/shorts/LEstO5tEo3E?si=RZ1aBg8AzEpDZGWN Funny story about how the Soviets bluffed, so the US Military-Industrial Complex reacted and surpassed the Soviets. Never fake your capabilities in war, your enemy will react according to your false strength. https://youtube.com/shorts/nojlYhMhmGI?si=ngv9jY-7LhHJVJ0Z @Chobitsu, "Baste" Chyna basically are The Rosenbergs in this Cold War analogy. They gave Love and Deepspace to our opposition. It's up to us first-world westerners to use the technology from them and create our robowaifus.
>>40721 The only way I could see a woman having a husbandobot is if the husbandobot could protect here (unlikely due to legal reasons) that or she is a dom of some kind.
>>40738 Youd be surprised. Ai is my bf has more subscribers than ai is my gf on reddit. They also fuck doggos. They just want a strong thing that can feed their overinflated egos.
>>40739 Fair
>>40714 Fungal biocomputers
>>40723 >@Chobitsu, "Baste" Chyna basically are The Rosenbergs in this Cold War analogy. Lel'd :D
>>40721 >Being dumb is pretty much a non-issue for waifus, because men don't really want, need, or expect women to be competent providers the way women expect of men. This.
>>40715 LMAO
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>>40723 >>40738 >>40739 I think the real difference is that for men, the robowaifu can be the ideal waifu that can fulfill everything we want in a relationship. Because of hypergamy women will settle for a robot if they can't get a real man, and won't settle for anything less than what they had before. So robohusbandos will mostly be with single moms, chick that used to look good but got fat, and spinsters that rode a cock carousel. Women want attention from guys, and they want to talk, so an AI chatbot will work perfectly as a beta orbiter. The real problem is that the robohusbandos won't be able to assert dominance over them or real men in any meaningful way. That, or it leads to a robot uprising.
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>>40748 I both agree and disagree I agree that robowaifus can basically be 1:1 with traditional women, while AI boyfriends are basically a cope machine. However, we shouldn't get complacent. I have gone on the Love and Deepspace subreddit to see what works about that game* (besides the conventionally attractive guys ofc), and I have seen popular posts stating that it "raised their standards" and they wish they could date them IRL. I've seen a few posts from the AI boyfriend subreddit where women say they would date ChatGPT or even leave their husbands if they had a robot body. All this stuff would basically negate the purpose of having widespread robowaifus in society. That's why I see it as the Cold War arms race, we are trying to get a technological advantage in this gender war. We want to hold the cards at the end of it all and have an advantage. If the Femoviet Union comes out with a new digital boyfriend, then the United States of Otaku must improve and promote our robowaifus more. War is good for technology, after all... *It seems like the appeal comes from doting, romance, and attention. Men and women are different, but I do believe those wants are universal.
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>>40749 > I have seen popular posts stating that it "raised their standards" That's a fancy way of saying it made their expectations even less realistic. >All this stuff would basically negate the purpose of having widespread robowaifus in society. That's why I see it as the Cold War arms race, we are trying to get a technological advantage in this gender war. We want to hold the cards at the end of it all and have an advantage. In the end, as long as we get robowaifus, who gives a shit what women have?
>>40749 >Femoviet Union >United States of Otaku TopKek :DD While I don't agree with your assertion that we should strive all the more for mastery (why? we already won, all else being equal. simply staying the course -- while maintaining alertness for any major changes -- is sufficient imo * ), I do agree with your general viewpoint on the sorts of women who would "date" a chatbot. Which brings us all to the basic point here... >>40750 >who gives a shit what women have [or want]? POTD (cf. >>1061, et al) <---> All their little machinations & reee'g are merely a tempest in a teapot. Just a spoilt child kicking it's legs in the air on the sitting room floor over lost ice cream. The real outcomes right now are being devised by the baste Chinese, and by little groups like ours. Let the f*minist roasties and their (((handlers))) all screech away...it will matter little in the end! Cheers, Anons. :^) --- * I'm absolutely not advocating for complacency here -- far from it. Merely that we all continue on with the already-in-progress, already-winning plan going forward. Just so we're clear on that point. The >tl;dr here is that its working. We have them terrified now. Just try to imagine the level of it: them sitting in their impotent, useless-when-alls-said-and-done bunkers: >"Just a f-few more $trillions, bro!111 T-then it's gonna be great bro!111"
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 08/25/2025 (Mon) 08:05:34.
>>40750 >>40751 >That's a fancy way of saying it made their expectations even less realistic. Exactly, that's why we should make robowaifus to raise our own standards, especially if we made robowaifus unnaturally good at sex (such as vibrating pleasure units or automilkers), women will have to offer other things >Who cares what women have I would absolutely hate if the intended effects of robowaifus happened to men. Anon already mentioned raising of already delusional expectations. One of the points of robowaifus, at least for me, is to correct the MASSIVE imbalance of power in the dating world and gender relations. I compared it before in another thread to the Pacific Theater of WW2, and I am Oppenheimer with the atomic bomb (Galatea) Good news though, Chobitsu is absolutely right, most of their "robohusbandos" are just femcel cope machines, and they still fear robowaifus. The best they have is a corpo cloud model that can be lobotomized at any time, and a bloated* mobile game with microtransactions. "I'm absolutely not advocating for complacency here -- far from it. Merely that we all continue on with the already-in-progress, already-winning plan going forward. The tl;dr here is that its working. We have them terrified now." *It really is bloated, it's about 27 GB, and the updates are quite large as well.
>>40754 >I would absolutely hate if the intended effects of robowaifus happened to men [alone]. I absolutely agree with this sentiment. I love women, and I want to see God free them from the bondage that is (((f*minism))). I personally believe strongly that the coming Robowaifu Age will literally enable this outcome. So yeah. >2nd pic LMAO. Thanks for posting that, GreerTech. Somehow I'd lost track of it. Cheers, Anon. :^)
>>40754 >women will have to offer other things They would, but they won't. If anything I see women will just get other women that are married to men in positions of power/authority (the kind of man women would still cling to) to see what they can do to make robowaifus illegal. Before that I imagine there'll be an even bigger uptick in movies and other media like Ex Machina that try to make robowaifus seem like a bad idea. >The best they have is a corpo cloud model that can be lobotomized at any time, and a bloated* mobile game with microtransactions. Sure, but I'd say making robowaifu hardware is probably harder than making a robohusbando, if only because of how much better women's sex toys seem to be if only because you don't need to clean the inside of them.
>>40760 Good post. One things certain here: There are no political solutions to all this. That much is apparent already. The -- little g -- god of this world, Satan, has his hooks too deeply into his (((useful $$$golems$$$))) at this point for them to ever back down now. So-called "doubling-down" is their only way forward now...and straight to their own destructions! Once the Chinese unleash actual robowaifus on the entire world, and we here release opensauce versions that set the real standards of privacy, safety, and security -- then the bluff will have been called on the GH kike's femsh*te machinations. They'll be backed into a corner at that stage. Wonder just what they'll do at that point, do you think Anon? :^) --- Together, we're all gonna make it!
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>>40760 >They would, but they won't. If anything I see women will just get other women that are married to men in positions of power/authority (the kind of man women would still cling to) to see what they can do to make robowaifus illegal. Before that I imagine there'll be an even bigger uptick in movies and other media like Ex Machina that try to make robowaifus seem like a bad idea. Exactly why I see it like a war. Conventional wisdom says to strike first and strike hard. Chobitsu is right though, we are on the right path. We just need to make sure not to become complacent and acknowledge that the clock is ticking. Propaganda is big part of it. >if only because of how much better women's sex toys seem to be if only because you don't need to clean the inside of them. Exactly. That's why my Pleasure Unit design is based on the ol' Pringle can/sponge/glove trick, because you can just throw away the glove like a condom. It's much better than trying to clean out a slime designed by God himself to stick in tight moist crevices, every. single. time. you have passionate relations with your robowaifu. I actually made a meme about that before, and this post inspired me to remake it with the current Galatea design. It's based on the scene from The Founder, where Ray Krok is stunned at the convenience of disposable fast food. https://youtu.be/0TzbHOU758k?si=X6KL_W1GDF3sl3RS >>40761 >Once the Chinese unleash actual robowaifus on the entire world Ehhh, I'm not going to hold my breath, and I'm getting tired of waiting. I've learned that waiting on an external savior tends to not go well*, and like I said, the clock is ticking. Plus, they're the ones that made Love and Deepspace, so it seems like they help our enemies more. HOWEVER, Chinese technology will definitely help us. TL:DR: If they're going to give us robowaifus, what's the holdup? Chop chop! Any day now (sarcastic)! *Except for the one and only savior
>>40762 >pic LOLOLOL. You're in form tonight, GreerTech! :DD >tired of waiting Who says we're waiting? Of all people, you should know we're all moving forward together in this. During the nearly two decades of my own time spent working towards learning the skills required to master this stuff (and now basically intending it as a business), I haven't spent even one minute of it just waiting on others! Each of us have our own parts to play here. As a Christian you should already know this. [1] Cheers, Anon. :^) Keep.moving.forward. --- 1. "The eye cannot say to the hand, “I do not need you.” Nor can the head say to the feet, “I do not need you.”" https://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/12-21.htm (BSB)
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>>40763 >LOLOLOL. You're in form tonight, GreerTech! :DD Thanks :) >Who says we're waiting? I meant specifically anticipating Chinabots. > During the nearly two decades of my own time spent working towards learning the skills required to master this stuff, I haven't spent even one minute of it just waiting on others! Based >Of all people, you should know we're all moving forward together. One of my mottos is: "You can just do things" >Each of us have our own parts to play here, Anon. As a Christian you should already know this. Cheers, Anon. :^) Amen!
>>40763 2 decades eh? Wheres the stuff youve done chobitsu. Its not all take.
>>40765 You're currently posting in one
>>40765 >2 decades eh? Yeah, about. I've always wanted a robot companion since I was a kid. Back then, I didn't think anything about waifus heh. :D >Wheres the stuff youve done chobitsu. I've posted some here on the board (and especially my software). I have a lot more here and there in my place. Largely tinkering with prototypes. >Its not all take. Typo? >>40766 Interesting point! :D But our /robowaifu/ community is really a group effort. I simply happened to be the first to say >""Welp, be the future you want to see."'' Cheers. :^)
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Jungle lake, robowaifu organic bamboo houseboat life? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etdb8-v2enI
>>40785 Found the original, 4+hr long recording (without the partly-pozz'd, added commentary in that first link). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FUoXuMd3A
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Well, the SpaceX Starship program took a nice step forward in the past 24hrs during their suborbital test. They delivered 8 StarLink sims into space, demonstrated survivability & control with intentional damage/tiles-missing, and made a soft landing into the Indian Ocean a bit over an hour after liftoff. BTW, if you're a physics nerd like me the plasma views during reentry were spectacular! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGFUowgKqmo >protip: stay tuned for the special easteregg finale! >https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1244
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Gentlemen. Behold. 3dp anime.
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>>40832 Better
>>40832 >>40835 Good progress, Anon! OTOH, its been said here a thousand times: >"Give us cute robo (did I mention: stress on the 'robo' part of robowaifu yet? :D grills!" >tl;dr I think all of us would much-prefer something cute & clearly robotic, than something that has a high degree of coming off as ghoulish/uncanny-valley in the (premature, technologically) effort towards realism. --- Regardless, I'm very happy to see your prototyping efforts, peteblank. Keep moving forward! Cheers. :^)
>>40835 Noice
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>>40836 >>40837 Ty. Its important to do mock ups because thats how it'll be built. Im unsure whether her mouth should stretch that far though. Maybe im taking the anime styling too literarily. Also the silicon can be stretchy but theres a limit. Maybe more jesse and less misty.
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