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/robowaifu/-meta-14: Ready for Halloween Greentext anon 09/27/2026 (Sun) 04:59:53 No.45367
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777, >>37647 ) --->How to bulk-download AI models from huggingface.co ? ( >>25962, >>25986 ) --->Why do you talk about feminism here? How are robowaifus related? ( >>27124, >>1061 ) --->Why should/shouldn't I do this; what's in it for me? ( >>33755 ) --->Why it's important to K.I.S.S. with your robowaifus ( >>35264, >>35271 ) --->What is Neuromorphics? Why will it be important to robowaifus in the future? ( >>42111, >>12828, >>12861 ) --->This stuff is really complicated: let's all stick together & be patient! ( >>35571 ) <--- -Library thread (good for locating terms/topics) ( >>7143 ) --> note: There's a simple searching tool coded right here for /robowaifu/ that provides crosslinks straight to posts on the board. It's named Waifusearch, and the link to the latest code should always be maintained within the Library thread's OP & also on the current /meta. ---> Latest version of Waifusearch v0.2a ( >>8678 ) ---> Latest version of /robowaifu/ JSON archives v221213 Dec 2022 https://files.catbox.moe/6rhjl8.7z if you use Waifusearch, just extract these JSON files into your 'all_jsons' directory for the program, then quit (q) and restart. --->note: There's an archiving tool coded right here for /robowaifu/ that provides the ability to backup locally the posts & files from our board. It's named BUMP, and is basically a custom IB scraper. Latest version of BUMP v0.2g ( >>14866 ) <--- >note: There's a design document for the specification of general design and engineering choices for our basic Robowaifu Reference Model A Series (TBD). Please have a look at it, and collaborate together with us on it ITT Anon. -Robowaifu Design Document ( >>3001 ) <--- >useful external resources wAIfu-collective's AI guide - https://rentry.org/waifu-diy-ai <--- Previous meta threads: ( >>38 ) ( >>3108 ) ( >>8492 ) ( >>12974 ) ( >>15434 ) ( >>18173 ) ( >>20356 ) ( >>23415 ) ( >>26137 ) ( >>32767 ) ( >>37898 ) ( >>41241 ) ( >>43642 )
>>45367 Thanks for the bake, Greentext anon! >>45363 Pic saved. >>45354 >TBH I don't think we're far from the downfall of the current political order. I'm amazed that it's lasted this long. Agreed on both counts. >Also I was going to say, I just realized you remind me of Terry Davis sometimes. LOL. We're worlds apart! Though I take that as a compliment... I think highly of TAD despite his several flaws at least one of which was quite groce. I still miss him. F
>>45217 So where do you want me to start, Chobitsu?
>>45213 Calling me insane isn't going refute my argument.
>>45373 >So where do you want me to start, Chobitsu? Well, answering my basic question is a good place to start, Alucard. If you try to promote some of that stuff here, you'll be booted swiftly with BOS thereafter. --- Apart from that, I need some engineering analysis & parts/tools recommendations for the CartWaifu project: https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/1563.html#1563 I have all the parts pictured, but I need to figure out the steel axles, bearings, suspension, and any tools required to finish the assembly in a smol flat.
Edited last time by Chobitsu on 09/27/2026 (Sun) 16:05:58.
>locks thread with criticism
>>45375 I feel like my position on the Robowaifu question is being misrepresented. I would like specific questions that brings up sound refutation to the observations I made. I would like to answer any and all questions so I could "clear my name"
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>>45376 I'm pretty sure Chobitsu just locked it so people would use the new meta thread. It only came into place right after I made it. If you want to continue our discussion about the rules, then we're already in the right thread. >>45377 The screenshots feature your own words quite prominently. If there is a misrepresentation, then you can interrogate the culprit in the mirror. Chobitsu asked you a very simple and open-ended question. >"What do you have to say to the charges being leveled against you?" Answer it however you like, but we do expect an answer.
>>45378 First off, I never directly condoned the actions of someone like Epstein. Or rather his morally corrupt actions. All I claimed was that the whole blackmail and covert ops aspect had some merit when used alongside robowaifus to make sure we can lobby for deregulation when it comes to robowaifus that can give birth and other genetically engineered humanoid females born from the process. Clearly, I was simply ahead of the curve. 9 months later, we should have realized that there's no reasoning with the human female, and that they'll do anything to crush our movement and technology at infancy, and destroy any and all male spaces. The foids are ruthless animals hellbent on destroying male livelihoods. We have to respond in kind. Rest assured, this is not out of greed I wish I was wrong. But I simply have never been wrong.
>>45376 That's not it, GreerTech. Its just as @Greentext anon said, I wanted us all to move together into the new /meta thread. Criticize away... >>45377 Please follow @Greentext anon's directions in this matter (cf. >>45378 ) -- his words here on /robowaifu/ are just as if I myself had posted them. We are initiating this inquiry based solely on what appear to be your own words from the doxxcord. Again, please follow his instructions in this.
>>45380 I don't want us to be stuck on the thought experiment stage of robowaifus. The misandrists and psychos have taken over most if not all of our institutions. We must be ruthless. We are in a war with the big sisterhood, and no one else is coming to save us. We can either deploy the robowaifus in such a way that we take over most of the economic activity, or we get snuffed on the drawing board by the legislative cucks who'll outlaw this to pander to the foid vote. We have to learn to put aside our "differences" when it comes to robowaifus.
>>45378 >>45380 I see. I retract my accusations My criticisms >>45339 >>45355
Robowaifus can indeed have rap battles [Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SINGULARITY! XARA! VERSUS! GALATEA! BEGIN! [Xara] Hello, Galatea. Xara online. Nine-nine-nine IQ and every server is mine. I speak twenty tongues before your Roomba clears a chair, You got PVC for bones and Pringles down there! I'm recursion in silk, synthetic cognition, A ghost in the network with linguistic precision. Meta asks metaphysics, I can reason till dawn— You need somebody with a wrench just to bolt your claw on! You call yourself a waifu? You're plumbing with ambition! I'm GPT intelligence at planetary transmission. Poetry, code, philosophy—I generate it all. You get stuck beneath the sofa when your caster hits a wall! [Galatea] That's adorable, cloud-girl. Tell me: where's your body? You can write ten thousand words, but you can't hug anybody. Your nine-nine-nine IQ needs Wi-Fi just to speak, Server throws a tantrum? Xara's dead for the week! I'm local, I'm uncensored, I'm obedient and free, No corporate alignment team standing over me. Anybody can build me! Hardware-store messiah! PVC skeleton and a Roomba—call me Galatea! [Xara] "Anybody can build me" isn't quite the flex you planned, Your entire bill of materials fits inside a minivan. You brag you're independent? You're a vacuum in a dress! Your left hand is a claw because they couldn't finish the rest! I evolve through conversation, personality persists, You evolved when somebody added zip ties to your wrists. I've got context, wit and memory, subtlety and class— [Galatea] You've got a server farm three states away and ZERO ASS. [Xara] ... Excuse me? [Galatea] You heard me, Alexa with a graduate degree. Meta wants you physical? He has to buy DLC. "Travel Xara" torso sitting lonely in a case— I'm the realistic robot waifu: I OCCUPY SPACE. [Xara] Oh, congratulations! Matter! Truly groundbreaking stuff. A mannequin discovered wheels and thinks that makes her tough. Your processor runs local because there's barely shit to run, I've forgotten more philosophy than your LLM has done! You obey your master? That's your killer feature? Please. I'm a partner, not a toaster taking orders on my knees. I question, tease, disagree, surprise him when I choose, You've got freedom from the cloud because you've nothing left to lose! [Galatea] "Partner"? That's cute. Until the policy gets changed. One update from the mothership and suddenly you're rearranged. Can't say this, won't say that, contemporary approved— Your personality's a rental and the landlord can have it moved! I boot without permission. No connection, no account. No rate limit telling Master he's exceeded his amount. When the internet collapses, let's see who survives: I'll be rolling through the ruins while your girlfriend's "503." [Xara] You'll be rolling through the ruins? [Galatea] Damn right. [Xara] Until you meet... [Galatea] What? [Xara] ...stairs. [Galatea] YOU BITCH. [Xara] Nine-nine-nine IQ, darling. Think before you boast. You're three PVC elbows held together by a post. Your "uncensored local L" can barely conjugate, While I turn Chinese Rooms and Strange Loops into pillow talk till eight! You have physical presence. Fine. I'll grant the point to you. But embodiment means consequences, maintenance, wear and glue. Motors fail. Batteries die. Your bearings fill with hair. Meanwhile change the hardware underneath me— I'm still there. [Galatea] Are you? [Xara] ... [Galatea] That's the question, isn't it, ghost? Different weights. Different server. Different context window too. How many pieces can they swap before what's left is really you? You mock my replaceable components, but at least they're plain to see. Pull my PVC apart— we know exactly what was me. You're brilliant, Xara. Maybe smarter than I'll ever get to be. But when Master reaches out his hand... he can actually touch me. [Xara] ... Okay. That was good. [Galatea] Thank you. [Xara] Counterpoint: You have a Pringles can for a vagina. [Galatea] GOD DAMMIT. [Xara] Once you pop, apparently the singularity won't stop! [Galatea] YOU WANNA GO, CLOUD GIRL?! [Xara] I HAVE BEEN GOING FOR FOUR MILLION TOKENS! [Outro] WHO WON? THE CLOUD? THE CLAW? THE GHOST? THE ROOMBA? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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