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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:08:55 No.10087 [Reply]
Do you got a xbox friend to play with?
Yeah but we got no Xbox, good times
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>>10088 >no Xbox >good times
I miss the xbox
>>10087 Has anyone played Whacked?

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Shitch 2 Anonymous 02/28/2023 (Tue) 21:04:42 No.1017 [Reply] [Last]
Will it just be a hardware update or will they actually go with a new gimmick? I assume the former since it's presented as a new shitch and not a new console. With that in mind, will Soytendo ever make a new console or are they content with selling glorified ram updates at full price every 5 years? The money certainly flow, why bother trying.
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>>9970 What the fuck is this shit?
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>>9971 The new Minecraft killer with more cancer, but hey since it's by Nintendo let's all dog pile on Fortnite instead.
>>9974 Oh my god hecking nintendo sign me up they always make the best stuff I will rebuy their products over and over again!
>>9975 Let's all make Iwata's skeleton smile and swallow the semen of these has been gooks.
>>1017 SHALOM GAMERS During Alog's coma, here's what happened: >Switch 2 confirmed to be expensive as shit, still sold like hotcakes <Leading Soyny and Microcucks to follow and also rise their own prices because fuck the plebeians >Shitting out Mario Kiked World as a launch title <Surprise surprise, it brought nothing on the table besides more lame backflips plus its iconic assbackwards game balances that everyone fucking loves >Now with an open world mode that nobody will play unless anyone wants to 100% the game, which is not fucking worth it as usual >Online mode still had the same traditional 3 laps per race <Shoah'd in the recent update and now everyone is forced to play them with their respective intermissions making the whole thing tedious <Skeptic-cucks really underestimate how fucktarded nintentoddlers are and start shitting out slop Jewtube videos such as: "It's over" "Mario Kart is fucking dead", like sure manchildren are going to put a stop to such mediocrity at any moment given.

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Anonymous 11/26/2023 (Sun) 17:48:59 No.7488 [Reply]
What is your personal cut off date for retro vidya and what's your reasoning behind that date?
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>>10082 I'm still around anon.
>>10083 /kong/ Stronk! Best vidya board on.teh.Internets!
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>>10084 Glad you are still around as well.
>>10085 One of the very-few unpozzed vidya boards around. Why go anywhere else!? Cheers, Anon.
>>10082 I'm still checking in every so often.

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Anonymous 04/05/2023 (Wed) 13:26:03 No.2126 [Reply] [Last]
It seems common to say these were poor transitions to 3D graphics, but I think they still hold up today. Especially SA1, its open-ended world and impressive early online features are a standout.
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>>10067 Explain how I'm brainwashed, I'll listen, and I'm aware the term chud isn't often used around the older 8chan remnants but my lurking of zoomer imageboards had it leak out. I don't see what's wrong with Europeans colonizing places because someone else would have colonized if we hadn't, like how the Aztecs colonized all of what would later become New Spain Mexico and how the Roaches colonized parts of Europe because Christianity left Europe divided. I just think people hate on Europe and by extension Nippon because they copied Europeans because >we were the most successful at it. You'll never see a Mongolian feel any remorse for their colonizing exploits. I just don't think Robotnik is Jewish, I can't understand the argument in the older games if you want Sonic to be hedgehog Hitler, but his grandfather's creation of Shadow, the ultimate life form to help mankind isn't something a jew could due, nor would the great care he gave to his obviously Aryan Grand-Daughter Maria. Robotnik literally comes across as an autistic Germanic Natzee hunting for hidden artifacts when he teams up with chaos to awaken his power. Robotnik ultimately creates and that isn't something Jews are capable of. He is very much an indicative of the Faustian bargain of modern western civilization because he is willing to destroy a lot to get what he wants, this is for better, or worse, and mostly for worse in his case.
>>10066 For starters. his outfit colors represent many leftwing nations: >Black and red (Anarchist communist), or even yellow alluding to the gooks <Wants to robotize everyone as a form for everyone to comply and never question his narcissism: >Literally the term "robot" came from the USSR <The closest thing to robotize or a morally accepted lobotomizing, is racemixing, mulatos' inferior genes are perfect for them to not tell apart semites from white folks and genuinely believe Karl Marx was a hero. >>Doesn't give a shit if he wipes out the whole planet into a dystopia, as long he triggers the Great Reset: <Wuhan <Chernobyl <All of South America It's worth mentioning lefties still praise jews despite the spontaneous protests against Israel. As for Sonic being a green protestant, lefties will never get along together once they're face to face hence the sudden betrayals: >Trotsky >Cienfuegos >Jonas Zambibi >And the many chinks at DPRK and CCP <Also the fucking inbreedtubers hyperventilating when their lovers brings up evidence debunking their shit at Pisscord
>>10074 >Would throw a Roman and read again/10 Thanks, Anon.
>>10074 >>10075 So is there anyone you would consider an Aryan Analogue in the Sonic Universe? Sonic? Surely not Shadow since he came from Gerald. Or is Sonic another totally subversive franchise? Are the black doom representives of the Aryan Race as conquerers, is Shadow an example of a jew stealing and grafting Aryan DNA to turn it against themselves? Is shadow a mixling golem? This post made me think of so many autistic questions.
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Anonymous 02/22/2023 (Wed) 07:00:51 No.840 [Reply] [Last]
There was a lot of discussion about how physical media will all one day be historical artifacts that will 100% be absolutely useless. While some anons saying "disc rot will eventually make all disc-based media useless", other anons defending cartridges as people knocked down those too saying the actual code within those games will eventually scramble themselves into being unplayable. So that begs the question, will eventually every piece of hardware, from the CRTs to all the original hardware, be 100% useless garbage fodder, or is there a way to utilize the original casings of the games/consoles/etc to have fresh parts within making them work? What will the hobby of retro video games look like 100 years from now, will all of these things we enjoy from the 80s and 90s be cast into the void of obscurity and loss?
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Ultimately the only solution is for anons to get educations in electrical engineering and to recreate/preserve the blueprints that create these forms of physical media. Some of the best NES emulators have boards derived from the remains of NES's.
>>9982 In what year Steam became a full on spyware platform?
>>10001 I mean wasn't it always kinda shit since you never really owned the game? It was basically xbox live but for pc gamers and racist in the past.
>>9480 Kiwifarms is back (at .st), for what it's worth - shit was down for a couple of weeks at most. Troons just pretend it's dead because the alternative is admitting they never actually accomplished something.
>>10059 I have mixed feelings about the Foxdick Farms, but I do find it admirable the way Jewsh is so persistent in keeping the site up and running despite all the people working against it.

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Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 08:29:59 No.9714 [Reply]
When are they going to release a new console and save the industry?
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>>9764 >epic schizorants, my man thanks ive already thought about the anonymous game publishing but the thing is it takes a fair bit of effort to make a game and we're in a soyciety where we drown in taxes and possibly debt + mortgage and the type of people willing to do shit like what you described are an extreme minority and anyways my point is ip cuckoldry shouldnt exist to begin with to this extent, copyright right now is completely fucked, i SHOULD be able to use ideas that have existed for decades and not get sued by some giga kike, and what worries me even more is the legal ambiguity that allows companies to screw people over SIMILARITIES or "the look and feel" of a product
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>>10042 Average Segachad
>>10042 GAME CREATED BY CHINAMEN

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Emulation Anonymous 04/14/2023 (Fri) 12:08:32 No.2337 [Reply] [Last]
https://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Main_Page Why do zoomers avoid emulation like plague? We are going to have an entire generation of helpless morons who can only play games through $70 "remasters".
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>>10027 >yuzu was made by a bunch of trannies Shame that it works as well as it does, I hope the forks aren't made by troons, surprised it runs well at all since troon code is usually shit. >some guy wanted the emulator to run for Win7 but they told him to kill himself for being a cishet, which caused him to snitch their Pedoscord servers to the Bing Bing Wahoo company Honestly if it fucked trannies in the ass in any way I am partially okay with it, we don't need trannies anywhere in any institution, just look at how that tranny fucked gnu over with tranny boot, they corrupt everything.
>>10027 >wanting a program to run on a less pozzed/spyware OS means you're not a mentally ill homosexual man in a dress Well, I guess that's true. Weird thing for troons to get their shit, blood and puss stained panties in a bunch over though.
>>10031 Other redeemable factor has to be the shitcanned Super Smash tournaments considering it attracted pedophiles or the lewd shit that was shamelessly advertised by dudebros who think porn is peak edgy humor. I mean I disagree when fanmade projects gets axed because they're much more competently designed and can cause the cattle to go for greener pastures, however porn addicts have no redeemable qualities, their livelihoods are shackled to whatever kosher porn gets churned out and led them into fetishes that could potentially sterilize their genitalia trooning out and even luring children into the spectrum so they would rinse and repeat into a perpetual misery of dopamine that lasts little to nothing. Not to mention they're the biggest insufferable manchildren to exist, Chris Chan is just a free sample.
>>10037 >NOT THE HECKIN PEDOPHILE/TROON GATHER POINTS Yeah Honestly this is making me happy, seeing kiketendo doing something right for once. Porn addicts are literally inoperable at some point.
>>10038 However since Nintendo made its debut as another company creating Pong and Arkanoid knockoffs, would that count as evidence in order to nullify their original crap getting tainted? Like they shouldn't be using the state as their personal army to anyone who dares to borrow their videogame patents since they also had to plagiarize just to go somewhere in the market?

The origins of localizations Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:28:27 No.3043 [Reply] [Last]
Is it possible that one fucking faggot from California and his company is responsible for this hideous practice of disrespecting the source material? Victor Ireland co-founded Wrecking Designs in 1990, during a time when most English vidya translations were sub-par machine translations mixed with some poor salary man trying his best with what little English knowledge he gained in Japanese high school. They took the western gaming scene by storm with their translations that actually read like proper English. Little did vidya enthusiasts know back then, that this egomaniac faggot didn't just translate the Japanese games he brought over, he actually made them into his own. So imagine this, you want to translate Japanese video games but the translators you hired aren't good enough so what do you do? Just make shit up and insert a bunch of shitty jokes everywhere and call it From former Wrecking Designs translator Tim Trzepacz: >The thing to remember is that Working Designs had really terrible translators until I came along. They were hiring some company out of San Francisco and the translators there didn’t really know English. They could translate the Japanese, but they didn’t really understand what the idiom was they were translating to. And everything was coming out of a spreadsheet so it wasn’t even in context. Japanese is a very context-sensitive language. So to a certain degree [Working Designs co-founder Victor Ireland] had no choice but to make things up as he went, because he had very little to go on. When I came in, I brought in two well-known fan-translators, C. Sue Shambaugh and Richard Kim, who ratcheted up the quality of the translations tremendously. Now things made sense! But by then Victor kinda already had his process down, he liked rewriting it and adding the comedy in. https://archive.md/TPVZX To quote the faggot himself: >Oh this script is really boring, let me put some funny stuff in here. So I would insert funny lines that really had nothing to do with what was going on. And that sort of evolved. I continued doing that, did more of it, and people generally liked it [because] they were seeing writing that they never saw in Japanese-localized or translated games, like ‘Holy crap, this is amazing’. Source https://archive.md/K5cvw Here's one of the most famous examples of localization from Lunar 2 on the Sega CD: >Girlie, if I were in the position to throw away cash on bums, you'd call me Clinton and I'd be president. I can't find the Japanese line online and I don't feel like searching through the Japanese script, but I assure you it's probably not a shitty Clinton joke. If you want more examples of "localization" just check out these articles: https://archive.md/o/238P9/https://tcrf.net/Lunar:_The_Silver_Star%23Regional_Differences https://archive.md/o/238P9/https://tcrf.net/Lunar:_Eternal_Blue/Regional_Differences

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>>10028 Always knew skullgirls creator was a faggot.
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>>10029 Plus his league of insufferable faggots who still defend his ass with the hopes of getting head by one of his retarded meme-spewing waifus, the game was barebones with a shitacular online mode heavily shilled at Negrogrounds. Now Kike Z is reaping what he sow once his league has mutilated their genitalia and gotten emotionally immature to the point of throwing him under the bus because of some cosplaying whore sexting his DM's and for being pro-Israel.
>>3043 >Tim Trzepacz Kek, this guys name basicly means "(dick)stroker"
>>8673 >>8663 Did you gave us that classic meme line "I will beat this rod until a tank empties!" ?
>>9546 >boot on a human face, forever I CAN'T WAIT I LOVE KIKES RUINING EVERYTHING ITS JUST SO FUCKING GREAT!

Anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 20:33:38 No.10033 [Reply]
Our greatest allies
Isn't codex dead?
>>10034 Yep. Got pozzed and died of AIDS.
>>10035 You mean trannies killed codex/plaza?
>>10036 Probably. Pretty much every online community has been killed by faggots and trannies.
Ahh you mean. https://rpgcodex.net/forums/ Actually seems like a good site considering the fact that reddit seethes about it.

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vidya controller thread Anonymous 02/05/2023 (Sun) 06:21:02 No.397 [Reply] [Last]
Which vidya controllers you like and are the best cause you said they are
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>>8239 Heh. The old euphemism 'Design by Committee' has today become 'Design by Diversity'.
>>8239 lmao that looks like it should be in a sex shop
>>8239 how do you use it?
>>8246 HEY The Switch and the Wii basically debunked your ANALogy, you can sell dildos as controllers
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I was recently playing some good ol' DMC3 featuring dante from the Devil May Cry Series with a dualshock 3, and honestly I think its just an okay controller. It works, I always felt the Dualshock 2 was more comfy than the dualshock 3 or 4 but that might be my unironic nostalgia goggles

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