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Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 18:30:35 No.2449 [Reply]
When's the last time you had your friends come over to play vidya? Any memorable stories?
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>>3863 >among my family ??
>>3867 Drinking and smoking dudebros came over saying they wanted to play videogames but ended up just running a train on his sister.
>>3868 uh, based?
>>2449 Which games you've played but aren't fun as you remember, it was only the memories? Mine have to be: >The first Resident Evil games >And a fuckton of bootlegs
>>10103 I would say some of my childhood PS2 geimus were kinda boring, they weren't so bad but the magic isn't the same. I wouldn't call them bad. I will say that as a kid I thought Half-Life 2 was like a real world/open world and I could go beyond the borders, finding out this wasn't the case made me sad as I got older.

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Dreamcast Anonymous 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:26:39 No.5426 [Reply] [Last]
It’s time to admit the Dreamcast is still worth a look today. PS2 killed it because people wanted muh narrative experiences at the time, but now we’re in the age of boring, bloated vidya it’s worth looking back at a console all about the FUN and SOUL of an arcade at home >SOUL Calibur 1, Rival Schools 2/Project Justice, Tech Romancer, Power Stone 1 & 2, Virtua Fighter 3tb all remain home console exclusive >Still has the only perfect, definitive version of Marvel vs Capcom 2 >Original and only good version of Sonic Adventure, all ports fucked it up >Original and best versions of Crazy Taxi 1 & 2 YA YA YA YA YA >Arcade perfect House of the Dead 2 and weird, arguably better sister game Typing of the Dead >Great beat em ups remain exclusive like Sword of the Berserk, Fatlus’s first person Maken X, Sega’s Dynamite Cop and Zombie Revenge, and Capcom’s shmup-hybrid Cannon Spike >DEFINITIVE VERSIONS of Pro Skater 1 & 2, Spider-Man, Dino Crisis and Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver >Horror games Blue Stinger and D2 are still exclusive and still worth checking out >Seaman
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>>5938 it was going to happen eventually, just be glad we have a couple decades worth of games to choose from and the occasional indie title not made by a tranny
>>9680 >indie title not made by a tranny Such a thing exists?
>>9682 theres a few, theres a game in the works called brutal fate made by a doom modder called sergeant mark who makes people seethe cause he referenced real life gore for his gore mods and said nigger once apparently its a game made in gzdoom, its practically a doom wad wich makes some people disqualify it as a "real" game but its something theres also some indie dev that put his game on sale in steam 41% off cause some trannies were harrassing him on twitter, dont remember his name and that stardew valley guy who seems pretty normie and isnt a faggot so yea theres a few and i'd rather pay for a literal doom wad at this point than any triple a slop coming out these days
>>9683 i think one thing to look out for that serves as a redflag is any game that has a female protagonist as the playable character, freedom planet comes to mind and the dev is unsurprisingly a troon, and the whole thing looks like deviantart trash, compare that with sparky and its totally different, funny how the latter is actually progressing their franchise while the freedom troon lets his game rot and lives his life on suicide watch needing constant reassurance from discord fags, all i know about the sparky guy is that he's a brazillian and i'd be surprised if he was a troon so yea whenever i see female leads i just assume the dev is a porn addicted faggot other redflags i can think of would be obvious shit like saying trans rights or whatever, also aggressively shilling their discord server plastering links everywhere insisting you join, good devs dont do that shit
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>>7504 I've just noticed that Sony repeated the same mistake as Nintendo, the PS2 can be considered as their own SNES while its successors are just turds that nobody missed out.

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Post about a game that you recently finished Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 18:12:38 No.265 [Reply] [Last]
Bonus points if you can elaborate on why you liked or disliked it.
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Recently I finished Devil May Cry 3, one of the best games I've played in over a decade, I always played god of war back in the day and I didn't realize it was a less sophisticated clone of the DMC games. Not to say that the original god of war games aren't fun but the amount of stylish ways you can kill demons/lack of annoying quick time events make it a deal-breaker for me.
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Recently I played Touhou 6 a bunch of times, I always end up getting raped by patchouli's laser attacks so by the time I finally made it to Remilia I got assraped on her first spellcards, I am bad at shooter games. I wish I was better at death-bombing, don't see myself getting a 1cc, but I've almost beaten 7 a good amount of times before as well so I know the possibility of me beating the game exists.
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I've been playing through salt and sanctuary as of late, its a fun game but like a lot of metroidvanias I always get lost in it. I miss you /kong/.
Been playing Dark Souls II, Augur of Darkness as of late, since I suck at it I've been grinding the giant lord to get to a high enough level to win against most of the various remaining bosses.
>>265 So I've finally figured how to emulate VirtualBoy games properly without the bullshit emulators promoted by The Emulator Zone (the highly praised one shits itself when you try to configure its video display as a window instead of covering the whole screen). Holy shit did I sleep on VB Wario Land, that game really felt playing a prototype Wario Land 4, good shit in general. Hard to think this is the same Nintendo that a decade later would file a pattern about wiggling some buttplugs pretending it's the new groundbreaking way of entertainment.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:08:55 No.10087 [Reply]
Do you got a xbox friend to play with?
Yeah but we got no Xbox, good times
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>>10088 >no Xbox >good times
I miss the xbox
>>10087 Has anyone played Whacked?

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Shitch 2 Anonymous 02/28/2023 (Tue) 21:04:42 No.1017 [Reply] [Last]
Will it just be a hardware update or will they actually go with a new gimmick? I assume the former since it's presented as a new shitch and not a new console. With that in mind, will Soytendo ever make a new console or are they content with selling glorified ram updates at full price every 5 years? The money certainly flow, why bother trying.
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>>9970 What the fuck is this shit?
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>>9971 The new Minecraft killer with more cancer, but hey since it's by Nintendo let's all dog pile on Fortnite instead.
>>9974 Oh my god hecking nintendo sign me up they always make the best stuff I will rebuy their products over and over again!
>>9975 Let's all make Iwata's skeleton smile and swallow the semen of these has been gooks.
>>1017 SHALOM GAMERS During Alog's coma, here's what happened: >Switch 2 confirmed to be expensive as shit, still sold like hotcakes <Leading Soyny and Microcucks to follow and also rise their own prices because fuck the plebeians >Shitting out Mario Kiked World as a launch title <Surprise surprise, it brought nothing on the table besides more lame backflips plus its iconic assbackwards game balances that everyone fucking loves >Now with an open world mode that nobody will play unless anyone wants to 100% the game, which is not fucking worth it as usual >Online mode still had the same traditional 3 laps per race <Shoah'd in the recent update and now everyone is forced to play them with their respective intermissions making the whole thing tedious <Skeptic-cucks really underestimate how fucktarded nintentoddlers are and start shitting out slop Jewtube videos such as: "It's over" "Mario Kart is fucking dead", like sure manchildren are going to put a stop to such mediocrity at any moment given.

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Anonymous 11/26/2023 (Sun) 17:48:59 No.7488 [Reply]
What is your personal cut off date for retro vidya and what's your reasoning behind that date?
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>>10082 I'm still around anon.
>>10083 /kong/ Stronk! Best vidya board on.teh.Internets!
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>>10084 Glad you are still around as well.
>>10085 One of the very-few unpozzed vidya boards around. Why go anywhere else!? Cheers, Anon.
>>10082 I'm still checking in every so often.

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Anonymous 04/05/2023 (Wed) 13:26:03 No.2126 [Reply] [Last]
It seems common to say these were poor transitions to 3D graphics, but I think they still hold up today. Especially SA1, its open-ended world and impressive early online features are a standout.
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>>10067 Explain how I'm brainwashed, I'll listen, and I'm aware the term chud isn't often used around the older 8chan remnants but my lurking of zoomer imageboards had it leak out. I don't see what's wrong with Europeans colonizing places because someone else would have colonized if we hadn't, like how the Aztecs colonized all of what would later become New Spain Mexico and how the Roaches colonized parts of Europe because Christianity left Europe divided. I just think people hate on Europe and by extension Nippon because they copied Europeans because >we were the most successful at it. You'll never see a Mongolian feel any remorse for their colonizing exploits. I just don't think Robotnik is Jewish, I can't understand the argument in the older games if you want Sonic to be hedgehog Hitler, but his grandfather's creation of Shadow, the ultimate life form to help mankind isn't something a jew could due, nor would the great care he gave to his obviously Aryan Grand-Daughter Maria. Robotnik literally comes across as an autistic Germanic Natzee hunting for hidden artifacts when he teams up with chaos to awaken his power. Robotnik ultimately creates and that isn't something Jews are capable of. He is very much an indicative of the Faustian bargain of modern western civilization because he is willing to destroy a lot to get what he wants, this is for better, or worse, and mostly for worse in his case.
>>10066 For starters. his outfit colors represent many leftwing nations: >Black and red (Anarchist communist), or even yellow alluding to the gooks <Wants to robotize everyone as a form for everyone to comply and never question his narcissism: >Literally the term "robot" came from the USSR <The closest thing to robotize or a morally accepted lobotomizing, is racemixing, mulatos' inferior genes are perfect for them to not tell apart semites from white folks and genuinely believe Karl Marx was a hero. >>Doesn't give a shit if he wipes out the whole planet into a dystopia, as long he triggers the Great Reset: <Wuhan <Chernobyl <All of South America It's worth mentioning lefties still praise jews despite the spontaneous protests against Israel. As for Sonic being a green protestant, lefties will never get along together once they're face to face hence the sudden betrayals: >Trotsky >Cienfuegos >Jonas Zambibi >And the many chinks at DPRK and CCP <Also the fucking inbreedtubers hyperventilating when their lovers brings up evidence debunking their shit at Pisscord
>>10074 >Would throw a Roman and read again/10 Thanks, Anon.
>>10074 >>10075 So is there anyone you would consider an Aryan Analogue in the Sonic Universe? Sonic? Surely not Shadow since he came from Gerald. Or is Sonic another totally subversive franchise? Are the black doom representives of the Aryan Race as conquerers, is Shadow an example of a jew stealing and grafting Aryan DNA to turn it against themselves? Is shadow a mixling golem? This post made me think of so many autistic questions.
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Anonymous 02/22/2023 (Wed) 07:00:51 No.840 [Reply] [Last]
There was a lot of discussion about how physical media will all one day be historical artifacts that will 100% be absolutely useless. While some anons saying "disc rot will eventually make all disc-based media useless", other anons defending cartridges as people knocked down those too saying the actual code within those games will eventually scramble themselves into being unplayable. So that begs the question, will eventually every piece of hardware, from the CRTs to all the original hardware, be 100% useless garbage fodder, or is there a way to utilize the original casings of the games/consoles/etc to have fresh parts within making them work? What will the hobby of retro video games look like 100 years from now, will all of these things we enjoy from the 80s and 90s be cast into the void of obscurity and loss?
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Ultimately the only solution is for anons to get educations in electrical engineering and to recreate/preserve the blueprints that create these forms of physical media. Some of the best NES emulators have boards derived from the remains of NES's.
>>9982 In what year Steam became a full on spyware platform?
>>10001 I mean wasn't it always kinda shit since you never really owned the game? It was basically xbox live but for pc gamers and racist in the past.
>>9480 Kiwifarms is back (at .st), for what it's worth - shit was down for a couple of weeks at most. Troons just pretend it's dead because the alternative is admitting they never actually accomplished something.
>>10059 I have mixed feelings about the Foxdick Farms, but I do find it admirable the way Jewsh is so persistent in keeping the site up and running despite all the people working against it.

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Anonymous 03/13/2024 (Wed) 08:29:59 No.9714 [Reply]
When are they going to release a new console and save the industry?
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>>9764 >epic schizorants, my man thanks ive already thought about the anonymous game publishing but the thing is it takes a fair bit of effort to make a game and we're in a soyciety where we drown in taxes and possibly debt + mortgage and the type of people willing to do shit like what you described are an extreme minority and anyways my point is ip cuckoldry shouldnt exist to begin with to this extent, copyright right now is completely fucked, i SHOULD be able to use ideas that have existed for decades and not get sued by some giga kike, and what worries me even more is the legal ambiguity that allows companies to screw people over SIMILARITIES or "the look and feel" of a product
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>>10042 Average Segachad
>>10042 GAME CREATED BY CHINAMEN

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Emulation Anonymous 04/14/2023 (Fri) 12:08:32 No.2337 [Reply] [Last]
https://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Main_Page Why do zoomers avoid emulation like plague? We are going to have an entire generation of helpless morons who can only play games through $70 "remasters".
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>>10027 >yuzu was made by a bunch of trannies Shame that it works as well as it does, I hope the forks aren't made by troons, surprised it runs well at all since troon code is usually shit. >some guy wanted the emulator to run for Win7 but they told him to kill himself for being a cishet, which caused him to snitch their Pedoscord servers to the Bing Bing Wahoo company Honestly if it fucked trannies in the ass in any way I am partially okay with it, we don't need trannies anywhere in any institution, just look at how that tranny fucked gnu over with tranny boot, they corrupt everything.
>>10027 >wanting a program to run on a less pozzed/spyware OS means you're not a mentally ill homosexual man in a dress Well, I guess that's true. Weird thing for troons to get their shit, blood and puss stained panties in a bunch over though.
>>10031 Other redeemable factor has to be the shitcanned Super Smash tournaments considering it attracted pedophiles or the lewd shit that was shamelessly advertised by dudebros who think porn is peak edgy humor. I mean I disagree when fanmade projects gets axed because they're much more competently designed and can cause the cattle to go for greener pastures, however porn addicts have no redeemable qualities, their livelihoods are shackled to whatever kosher porn gets churned out and led them into fetishes that could potentially sterilize their genitalia trooning out and even luring children into the spectrum so they would rinse and repeat into a perpetual misery of dopamine that lasts little to nothing. Not to mention they're the biggest insufferable manchildren to exist, Chris Chan is just a free sample.
>>10037 >NOT THE HECKIN PEDOPHILE/TROON GATHER POINTS Yeah Honestly this is making me happy, seeing kiketendo doing something right for once. Porn addicts are literally inoperable at some point.
>>10038 However since Nintendo made its debut as another company creating Pong and Arkanoid knockoffs, would that count as evidence in order to nullify their original crap getting tainted? Like they shouldn't be using the state as their personal army to anyone who dares to borrow their videogame patents since they also had to plagiarize just to go somewhere in the market?

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