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Lurk Less: Tasks to Tackle Robowaifu Technician 02/13/2023 (Mon) 05:40:18 No.20037 [Reply]
Here we share the ideas of how to help the development of robowaifus. You can look for tasks to improve the board, or ones which would help to move the development forward. You could also come up with a task that needs to be worked on and ask for help, use the pattern on top of OP for that, replace the part in <brackets> with your own text and post it. >Pattern to copy and adjust for adding a task to the thread: Task: <Description, general or very specific and target thread for the results> Tips: <Link additional information and add tips of how to achieve it.> Constraints and preferences: <Things to avoid> Results: Post your results in the prototypes thread if you designed something >>18800, or into an on-topic thread from the catalog if you found something or created a summary or diagram. General Disclaimer: Don't discuss your work on tasks in this thread, make a posting in another thread, or several of them, and then another one here linking to it. We do have a thread for prototypes >>18800, current meta >>18173 and many others in the catalog https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html - the thread for posting the result might also be the best place to discuss things. >General suggestions where you might be able to help: - Go through threads in the catalog here https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html and make summaries and diagrams like pointed out starting here >>10428 - Work on parts instead of trying to develop and build a whole robowaifu - Work on processes you find in some thread in the catalog https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html - Test existing mechanisms shared on this board, prototypes >>18800 - Try to work on sensors in some kind of rubber skin and in parts >>95 >>242 >>419 - Keep track of other sites and similar projects, for example on YouTube, Twitter or Hackaday. - Copy useful pieces of information from threads on other sites and boards talking about "sexbots", "chatbots", AI or something similar. Pick the right thread here: https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html

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>>33524 Lolno. I WILL NOT EAT ZE BUGS! <---> Somebody need to do a mashup with BB=The evil, bald, jewish Globohomo guy. :D

Welcome to /robowaifu/ Anonymous 09/09/2019 (Mon) 00:33:54 No.3 [Reply]
Why Robowaifu? Men's mental health concerning the sexes has been rapidly-deteriorating today, and men around the world have been looking for a solution. History shows there are cultural and political solutions to this general problem's causes, but we believe that technology is the best way forward at present – specifically the technology of robotics. We are technologists, dreamers, hobbyists, geeks and robots looking forward to a day when any man can build the ideal companion he desires in his own home. However, not content to wait for the future; we are bringing that day forward. We are creating an active hobbyist scene of builders, programmers, artists, designers, and writers using the technology of today, not tomorrow. Join us! >tl;dr This is a place for men who want to live peacefully with beautiful feminine robowaifus. Simple as. <---> NOTES & FRIENDS > Notes: -This is generally a SFW board, given our engineering focus primarily. On-topic NSFW content is OK, but please spoiler it. -Our bunker is located at: https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/catalog.html Please make note of it. -Webring's mustering point: https://junkuchan.org/shelter/index.html -Library thread (good for locating terms/topics) (>>7143)

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>Alway Rember ol' frens, Anon... :^) -/doll/ - currently at https://anon.cafe/doll/ - impeccable artistry in dolljoints. KIA -/robo/ - currently at https://junkuchan.org/robo/ - robot girls NSFW. Ecchi metallic derrieres. (Merged w/ /origin/ ) -/workbench/ - currently at https://anon.cafe/workbench/ - building robots is fun! KIA

/robowaifu/-meta-11: Ascending to Heaven Greentext anon 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:44:31 No.37898 [Reply] [Last]
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777 )

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Well, the SpaceX Starship program took a nice step forward in the past 24hrs during their suborbital test. They delivered 8 StarLink sims into space, demonstrated survivability & control with intentional damage/tiles-missing, and made a soft landing into the Indian Ocean a bit over an hour after liftoff. BTW, if you're a physics nerd like me the plasma views during reentry were spectacular! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGFUowgKqmo >protip: stay tuned for the special easteregg finale! >https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1244
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Gentlemen. Behold. 3dp anime.
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>>40832 Better
>>40832 >>40835 Good progress, Anon! OTOH, its been said here a thousand times: >"Give us cute robo (did I mention: stress on the 'robo' part of robowaifu yet? :D grills!" >tl;dr I think all of us would much-prefer something cute & clearly robotic, than something that has a high degree of coming off as ghoulish/uncanny-valley in the (premature, technologically) effort towards realism. --- Regardless, I'm very happy to see your prototyping efforts, peteblank. Keep moving forward! Cheers. :^)
>>40835 Noice

Bioethics and AI Ribose 08/12/2025 (Tue) 02:36:26 No.40238 [Reply] [Last]
Given that we are wanting to trust our robowaifus with our lives and that there are massive gains in AI medicine right now. I feel that this thread is necessary to make. AI has the capability to use all that it knows about you to personalize cures for just about anything, create biodegradable plastics, save endangered species, and enhance agricultural production, but as we saw with the GMO pollinator deaths, AB resistance, the COVID vaccines and pandemic it is easy to fuck this up. Life is very delicate and even with pure intentions serious damage could be done. So let's get a discussion going, what are the acceptable and unacceptable uses of biotechnology and AI in biotechnology? Fair warning there will be disagreement here.
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>>40798 Fun fact: Dr. Tour led the creation of the world's smol'st four-wheel "car"! :D https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanocar
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>>40799 I was talking about magnetic implants specifically for sensing magnetic fields. Interesting that you mention glasses, because in a way the function is similar.
>>40799 I also want to know how people feel about genetic vaccines. I argue they are more ethical because they don't require evil mad science like chimeras or aborted fetus cells to produce.
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>>40770 Theoretically good, but they need to be easily serviceable and not connected online. Basically the same approach as our robowaifus, but even more since it's literally part of my body. >>40799 I don't think glasses count as implants. I can see them as part of being a cyborg, I have done something similar with my own glasses*, but "implant" explicitly implies inside the body**. *I also attached a small flashlight to my glasses, so I can basically see in the dark **Is a buttplug an implant? >>40804 Also theoretically good, but I don't trust the current powers with it. They would probably give me cancer or pull a Stargate SG-1 Aschen (look up the Stargate SG-1 episodes "2010" and "2001")
>>40815 The powers that be can suck my left nut. DNA vaccines are so simple to make even I might be able to pull it off with a DNA printer and rudimentary bioreactor. They are less likely to go to off target sites than mRNA too and no needles. (I hate needles)

Philosophers interested in building an AGI? pygmalion 06/26/2021 (Sat) 00:53:09 No.11102 [Reply] [Last]
Why is it that no philosophers are interested in building an AGI? we need to change this, or at least collect relevant philosophers. discussion about philosophy of making AGI (includes metaphysics, transcendental psychology, general philosophy of mind topics, etc!) also highly encouraged! Ill start ^^! so the philosophers i know that take this stuff seriously: Peter Wolfendale - the first Neo-Rationalist on the list. his main contribution here is computational Kantianism. just by the name you can tell that he believes Kant's transcendental psychology has some important applications to designing an artificial mind. an interesting view regarding this is that he thinks Kant actually employed a logic that was far ahead of his time (and you basically need a sophisticated type theory with sheaves to properly formalize). Other than that he also thinks Kant has interesting solutions to the frame problem, origin of concepts, and personhood. CONTACTS: He has a blog at https://deontologistics.co/, and also has posted some lectures on youtube like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDZyOWN4VA&ab_channel=deontologistics Reza Negarestani - this is another Neo-Rationalist. he has written a huge work (which I haven't read yet ;_;) called "Intelligence and Spirit". It's massive and talks about various grades of general intelligence. this includes sentient agents, sapient agents, and Geist. this guy draws from Kant as well, but he also builds on Hegel's ideas too. his central thesis is that Hegel's Geist is basically a distributed intelligence. he also has an interesting metaphilosophy where he claims that the goal of philosophy is the construct an AGI. like other Neo-Rationalists, he heavily relies on the works of Sellars and Robert Brandom Recc: Ray Brassier (recent focuses) - I dont think he is working on artificial general intelligence, but his work on Sellars, and in particular rule following is very insightful! Hubert Dreyfus - Doesn't quite count, but he did try to bring Heidegger to AGI. He highlighted the importance of embodiment to the frame problem and common sense knowledge. I personally think Bergson might have explicated what he wanted to achieve but better, though that guy is like way before AI was even a serious topic, lol. Murray Shanahan - This guy has done some extra work on the frame problem following Dreyfus. His solution is to use global workspace theory and parralel processing of different modules. Interesting stuff! Barry Smith - Probably the most critical philosopher on this list. He talks about the requisite system dynamics for try strong AI, and concludes that our current methods simply don't cut it. One of the key stressing points he points out here with a colleague is that our current AI is Markovian when fleshed out chat dialogue would be a non-Markovian task (you can find the arxiv link of his criticism here: https://arxiv.org/abs/1906.05833). He also has knowledge on analytic ontology (and amongst other thing has some lectures about emotion ontology). I think his main genius however is in coming up with a definition of intelligence that puts a lot of the problems with our current approaches into context (which can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0giPMMoKR9s&ab_channel=BarrySmith) CONTACTS: He has a yt channel here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0giPMMoKR9s&ab_channel=BarrySmith

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>>40811 To me they are rules of higher life 1. Brain/soul 2. Digestive system 3. Respiratory + circulatory system 4. Nervous system 5. Returns to God at the end if chosen
>>40812 i can see that, id make 4. the individual cells though, always creeps me out knowing that jellyfish dont have a brain or nervous system and somehow have specialized cells all doing their own thang yet somehow coordinating and communicating with themselves, or even creepier, when fetal cells, when still just a clump of cells, somehow know that theyre either on the leftside or rightside of the body and develop into the correct side instead of like a right hand on a left arm etc.
>>40808 I disagree with some of this, much information is based on unchanging fact, and many archivists want to ensure files stay unchanged for as long as possible.
Actually impressive comments by Elon Musk at the beginning of this Neuralink update presentation, glossing the theory of mind model involved with human-to-human communication. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FASMejN_5gs
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>>40816 If data is stagnant it cannot change and even archived data must sometimes change location.

Emmy The Robot GreerTech 08/24/2025 (Sun) 22:49:40 No.40734 [Reply]
Welcome all Nandroids fans to the Emmy thread, for discussing and posting about EtR. Off-topic posts and personal attacks will be deleted. --- Also, be sure to check out Emmy-Pilled's project thread! (>>25306) Important Community Links: Boorus, etc.: https://nandroid.booru.org/index.php Google Docs: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mXuNh9ESedCiDZclVuz9uiL7nTNk3U9SgCE_CRHi3Us/htmlview# Webtoons: https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/emmy-the-robot/list?title_no=402201 > previous threads: >>27481 >>26629 >>30919

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>>40777 Sure.
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StressTestAnon... DEAD SecondLuluAnon... DEAD Wendyanon... DEAD Olivianon... DEAD Hunanon... DEAD DixieAnon... DEAD Cobbled... DEAD Launch... DEAD Are there any active writers still around in this fandom or have greens and stories died out? I know the /co/ fandom is basically dead but are any writers still working?
>>40822 when you list them out like that it really doesnt feel like there were all that many mainstream writers in the fandom
>>40822 nantales

Prototypes and Failures #4 Noido Dev ##pTGTWW 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:17:26 No.28715 [Reply] [Last]
Post your prototypes and failures. We fail until we win. Don't forget looking through the old threads here >>418, >>18800 and >>21647 to understand how we got to where we are now.
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https://files.catbox.moe/lt2kjw.mov Try to stay on topic guys
>>40824 its curing its just going to take a long time, theres too much liquid, it should be like a thick goo when you pour it
>>40825 Well i have a back up just in case https://www.viddler.com/Kx7Z9M
>>40826 nice, i think the softer stuff just takes longer to dry, like everyones done the silicone caulk + cornstarch thing which only takes a couple minutes to dry, but its hard like a squash ball, it degrades quickly too, after like the 10th squash game it becomes rough and flaky
>>40827 Should have said based on my experience . Also the amount and how spread out matters too i guess. Maybe this will cure in 5 hours or so. But thats still a long time…

ITT: Anons derail the board into debate about Christianity :^) Robowaifu Technician 04/02/2020 (Thu) 02:24:54 No.2050 [Reply] [Last]
I found this project and it looks interesting. Robots wives appeal to me because i'm convinced human woman and humans in general have flaws that make having close relationships with them a waste of energy. I'm a pathetic freshman engineering student who knows barely anything about anything. Honestly, I think current technology isn't at a place that could produce satisfying results for me at least. I'd like something better than an actual person, not a compromise. Even then the technology is there, I have my doubts it'll be affordable to make on your own. Fingers crossed though. Anyway, what kind of behavior would you like from your robot wife? I'd like mine to be unemotional, lacking in empathy, stoic and disinterested in personal gain or other people. I think human woman would be improved if they were like that. Sorry if this thread is inappropriate.
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>>40263 >Interesting idea. I know ClosedAI accused DeepSeek of doing that. Remember earlier this year when the JewSA Congress floated the bill with >... 20 years [in prison], with fines up to $1 million * for individual U.S. citizens simply downloading based DeepSeek? Talk about ZOG-controlled, AIPAC-funded $$$lawmakers$$$!! That's basically the same penalty-tier for extrinsic sedition -- selling US state secrets (usually NBC weaponry; usually for many 10's of millions profit) -- and organized, armed-militia (with not just a few men) rebellions. Sheesh. --- This is exactly what I mean when I use the term Globohomo Big- Tech/Gov. They're all colluding together in their evils. And today its typically the Big-Tech tail wagging the Big-Gov dog (as with this particular case). --- * https://futurism.com/new-law-china-ai-deepseek-prison
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>>40267 >My primary concern here is that so many millions are going to despair in grief when these kikes yeet those men's cloud-based wAIfus out from under them (and intentionally so, since that will further their agendas). It makes my blood boil to think of it. D:< That's partially why I believe waiting for new technology is a bad idea, the time is now, the (metaphorical) Death Star is in orbit of Yavin 4. I'm not going to wait until Collective Shout bans video games in 2027.
>>40278 I think that's a good argument, GreerTech. Strike while the iron is hot, ehh? :^) Forward.
>>40280 Exactly. Before it's too late
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My Advanced Realistic Humanoid Robot Project - Eve Artbyrobot 04/18/2024 (Thu) 17:44:09 No.30954 [Reply] [Last]
So far I have plans to build Adam, Eve, and Abel robots. All of these are Bible characters. This thread will cover the Eve robot. Eve will have no "love holes" because adding those would be sinful and evil. It is a robot, not a biological woman after all and I will view her with all purity of heart and mind instead of using her to fulfill my lusts of my body. Instead I will walk by the Spirit no longer fulfilling the lusts of the flesh as the Bible commands. Eve will be beautiful because making her beautiful is not a sinful thing to do. However, I will dress her modestly as God commands of all women everywhere. This would obviously include robot women because otherwise the robot woman would be a stumbling block to men which could cause them to lust after her which would be a sin. To tempt someone to sin is not loving and is evil and so my robot will not do this. To dress her in a miniskirt, for example, would be sinful and evil and all people who engage in sinfullness knowingly are presently on their way to hell. I don't wish this for anyone. My robot will dress in a way that is a good example to all women and is aimed toward not causing anybody to lust as a goal. My robot will have a human bone structure. It will use either a PVC medical skeleton or fiberglass fabricated hollow bones. My robot will look realistic and move realistic. It will be able to talk, walk, run, do chores, play sports, dance, rock climb, and do gymnastics. It will also be able to build more robots just like itself and manufacture other products and inventions. I realized with just a head and arm, a robot can build the rest of its own body so that is my intention. My robot will use BLDC motors for drones, RC, and scooters that are high speed and low-ish torque but I will downgear those motors with a archimedes pulley system that will be custom made from custom fabricated pulleys that will be bearings based. By downgearing with pulleys, instead of gears, I will cut down the noise the robot makes so it will be as silent as possible for indoor use. By downgearing, I convert the high speed motors into moderate speeds with great torque. BLDC motors with large torque generally are too large in diameter for a human form factor and take up too much volumetric area to be useful which is why I go with the high speed smaller diameter type motors but just heavily downgear them 32:1 and 64:1. My robot will have realistic silicone skin. Thom Floutz -LA based painter, sculptor, make-up artist is my inspiration as it pertains to realistic skin. The skin for my robots has to be at his level to be acceptable. It must be nearly impossible to tell the robot is not human to be acceptable. I will have a wireframe mesh exoskeleton that simulates the volumes and movements of muscle underneath the skin which will give the skin its volumetric form like muscles do. Within these hollow wireframe mesh frameworks will be all the electronics and their cooling systems. All of my motor controllers will be custom made since I need them VERY small to fit into the confined spaces I have to work with. I need LOADS of motors to replace every pertinent muscle of the human body in such a way that the robot can move in all the ways humans move and have near human level of strength and speed.

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>>40246 >why mount something to ceiling? the parts that will be going into the torso and running from the shoulder of torso down to the legs of torso are going from the shoulder to the ceiling for now since the torso is not yet attached to take on this role. >how is 401 glue working out? on most things it is working pretty good so far.
>>40247 I see, makes sense. Good luck, Anon! Cheers. :^)
I figured out a robust way to make the extension cord for finger extension using the bracelet cord and a fishing crimp sleeve. The idea is to crimp the two ends of a folded in half strip of bracelet cord and this way both ends can be sewn down into the fabric without any gluing which could potentially fail or be a weak point. I am planning to use this in place of the tension spring style finger extension setup.
>>40507 That does sound like a durable approach, Anon. Some meticulous sewing involved there, it sounds like. Please let us all know how this new approach works out, Artbyrobot. Cheers! :^)
Ok I figured out a bit easier way: tie a knot at each end of the strip of bracelet cord and then tie my nylon thread off onto the bracelet cord inside that bracelet cord knot. The bracelet cord knot on each end acts as an endstop. Seems to work great so far and cuts down on materials this way over the previous way I proposed.

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Robowaifu Programming & Learning Thread Greentext anon 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:37:49 No.37647 [Reply]
A thread for links, examples, & discussion for software development & instruction; primarily intended to focus on Python & C++ & C . Additionally, other systems-oriented (eg, Forth, Ada); and other scripting-oriented (eg, Lua), &tc., programming language discussions are welcome. * Try to keep it practical! (ie, realworld-oriented) (eg, not the Scratch language [which might conceivably be a scripting paradigm, but not a systems one], or similar) Obviously the endgoal here ITT being discussing/providing the crafting of quality code & systems for our robowaifus. --- > threads-related: ( >>19777 ) ( >>12 ) ( >>159 ) ( >>14409 ) ( >>18749 ) ( >>4969 ) ( >>86 ) ( >>128 ) --- * Corpo-tr*on languages (+ other corpo & 'coffee du juor' languages) will be yeet'd ITT! (They have no place in serious opensource robowaifu systems discussions.)

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Smol walkthrough on getting simple inferencing up & running using llamacpp. Focuses on aspects of the C++ code itself as well. https://medium.com/data-science/llama-cpp-writing-a-simple-c-inference-program-for-gguf-llm-models-12bc5f58505f
Now that I've graduated college, what code editor and compiler should I use? When I was in college It was a requirement for me to use Visual Studios. What does /robowaifu/ recommend I use?
>>38991 Congrats, Anon!! Big event in your life, savor it. :^) >what code editor and compiler should I use? I use juCi++ & g++ [1] as my own daily-driver when I have the choice (if you don't know already, just like in Uni, your workplace will likely require you to use a specific toolchain). So, what's the big plan now, Anon? Have any personal side projects already going? Anything in mind that you want to pursue learning much-deeper in? Regardless, again congratulations. Cheers. :^) --- 1. A tutorial of sorts was created for Anons on /robowaifu/ to follow along, if they wanted to. (cf. >>4969 )
Found an unexpected and valuable C++ resource on mathworks' site. https://www.mathworks.com/help/bugfinder/misra-cpp-2023-rules-and-directives.html
Seems like a nice, compact little tutorial systems for C++ (C++20, specifically). https://learnmoderncpp.com/2019/08/03/welcome/ https://github.com/cpp-tutor/learnmoderncpp-tutorial/blob/v1.0-C%2B%2B20/00-about-this-tutorial.md I'll spend some time going through it casually, and I'll point out any issues if I find them. But in the meantime I wanted to drop this here, since I think its valuable. Cheers.
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