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Zach and /tv/ Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 18:47:55 ID: 387b64 No.66364 [Reply]

who exactly the fuck is "Zach?" Looks to me like it was just another /intl/ persona all along, like Rach on /pol/, the propane/indiapoop/crab posters on /n/, and the cuck posters on /wx/. Some random dude just got his identity used.

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Anonymous 07/21/2020 (Tue) 08:24:43 ID: 571272 No.66764

weird that zach keeps posting old pics of his, like in the bar with some whore. Where are the new zachs? He's what, 30 now? POST NEW PICTURES ZACH, WITH THE TIMESTAMP OVER AN DVD OF A FILM FLOPSON "STARRED" IN

Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 01:14:13 No.66848

I want to fuck the female version of Zach

Anonymous 07/23/2020 (Thu) 03:52:16 ID: 23cefc No.67063

>>66848 fucking same dude. it's ironic how more attractive she is compared to watson.

Anonymous 07/24/2020 (Fri) 19:45:07 ID: 1028f0 No.67642

THE RETURN https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/136918122/#136937111_3

Anonymous 07/24/2020 (Fri) 19:47:47 ID: 2480fe No.67643

>>67642 He's seething on tvch as well.

Chijo Anonymous 09/25/2019 (Wed) 20:43:31 ID: 13a32b No.8998 [Reply]

I don't know if you guys are following it lately but I know you used to have a thread; Chijo has been hanging out on julaychan off and on. Pretty fun thread that started yesterday (Tuesday).

live
https://julaychan.xyz/b/res/42698.html#q44331
archive
web.archive.org/save/https://julaychan.xyz/b/res/42698.html#q44331

New developments
>chijo has a girlfriend
>she's also a tranny
>has a bigger penis than chijo
>chijo bottoms for her

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Anonymous 12/06/2019 (Fri) 04:00:37 ID: 985b98 No.21921

Can we get the address of papa johns posted again? Today it took Chijo 20 mins to walk home from work, given that the average walking speed is 1.4 m/s and he was playing pokemon go I can say that Chijo certainly lives within a 1.68 kilometer radius from the restaurant.

Anonymous 12/10/2019 (Tue) 17:41:24 ID: 317d19 No.22661

>>21921
story? I don't believe for one minute this tranny actually has a job

Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 18:57:49 ID: 33fd56 No.24107

did this faggot finally kill himself?

Anonymous 12/23/2019 (Mon) 00:26:45 ID: 150b85 No.24244

he's back in another thread

Anonymous 07/24/2020 (Fri) 14:55:52 ID: 05f093 No.67566

is the tranny dead or what

idubbbz Distilled Cope 03/29/2020 (Sun) 21:46:59 No.41859 [Reply] [Last]

https://invidio.us/watch?v=mQLzOuwDu_8 I still don't know who the fuck this faggot is but holy shit this is gold 100% SEETHE DISTILLED COPE

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Anonymous 04/17/2020 (Fri) 00:24:15 ID: 02652d No.44099

>>42227 >>42225 Note the dirty background. These whores are slobs

Anonymous 04/17/2020 (Fri) 00:25:55 No.44100

>>44097 Do they just pay for images or is there some degree of interaction? I don't know anything about onlyjews or whatever the fuck normalfags are using for this bullshit. At least I could understand the psychology behind parasocial sexual relationships if there was some degree of interaction between the whores "fans" and herself. But if it's literally just pay walled underwear pics and nothing else than I'm lost.

Robi Root 07/23/2020 (Thu) 07:40:53 ID: 431fdc No.67094

Auugghhh sorry a-logs, got a DMCA for the pics of the whore. You have better saved em. I'll post the DMCA notification later.

Anonymous 07/23/2020 (Thu) 11:23:24 No.67123

>>67094 topkek. Your post looks like spam. Please adjust it.

Anonymous 07/23/2020 (Thu) 13:48:32 ID: 7609a9 No.67149

>>67094 Wait, she got an American lawyer finally, and lol, cited copyright for them, meaning, they are real, and publicly can be said she's a legitimate whore?

Restream/Guntstream/B-movies Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 05:15:19 ID: 674e5c No.135 [Reply]

Since 8ch is down and access to /bmovie/ went with it I'm opening a thread to keep anons up to date on restream happenings. Was late tonight but streams should continue at the usual time with movies afterwards until Robi returns. I'll try to post here if I can't make it for whatever reason. I'll also be posting archives here. Will update thread when I catch up haven't uploaded any in the last four days.

Feel free to suggest any movies you'd like to see for pre/post streams.

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Anonymous 08/17/2019 (Sat) 20:21:25 ID: 7823c9 No.2101

Alright, final upload for the day, pretty sure we're all caught up now.
>8-14-19
>jcaesar187 reads the news and still manages to go over time somehow
https://mega.nz/#!zgsT3CKR!-sVoRXRx_R45bAzTnXAdvLrg_UDbPXXTNLlZDB4W5IY

Anonymous 09/03/2019 (Tue) 06:37:01 ID: 5824e9 No.5205

>9-2-19
The GamerGate 2.0 stream with Zoe's ex boyfriend. This one is too hot for dlive and jcaesar187 is too afraid to leave up an unedited archive due to multiple uses of the word Nigger, advocating for mass shootings and blatant antisemitism. An alog called in and made a fool of himself. Archived for your clipping pleasure.
https://mega.nz/#!wQlGSAyS!7PRGH2nQ8VN_XuLvBeNAHLNXZYeu3jpsWvv6Er-tiOA

Anonymous 09/04/2019 (Wed) 02:01:30 ID: 7823c9 No.5332

Slowly catching up on the backlog.
>8-30-19
>Funimation Rocked, Cuck Ray Gun Backs #KickVic, Jack Dorsey Hacked, + More
https://mega.nz/#!ilEBjK5a!CZtPQ7WtUtCvHxNtlY6bZPRywBZ7Vv0Ax29EVnW3jIY

Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 23:27:15 ID: 7823c9 No.9240

AUGUST 26
>Metokur Leaves YouTube, Allsup Banned, + Memphis Monday
https://mega.nz/#!e8MDHaTb!vcyZ77TakPArKmkhSvs8tT8CBmhw3D4GlYxh7II_7cM
September 5
>Vice 8chan Doc Cringe, Contrapoints Flees Twitter, Onision a Pedo?, BPS Live, + More
https://mega.nz/#!Pxc32QDK!eUA7hgBmt-mWy6Dg74geSKMOQE_5NUO4ze7-zLKItvY

Anonymous 06/27/2020 (Sat) 18:33:45 ID: 5405b1 No.63835

Gunstream plays shit

(((Esther M. AronWitz)))'s identity sluthed Anonymous 06/07/2020 (Sun) 07:03:30 ID: fc5987 No.61040 [Reply]

https://web.archive.org/web/20160624113524/http://www.am-rant.com/2014/10/introducing-owdy-only-social-network.html https://web.archive.org/web/20150221201440/http://www.averysknown.com/ https://archive.vn/6up9p https://archive.vn/i8a91 https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://mobile.twitter.com/averybmiller https://archive.vn/7maX2 https://archive.vn/JLizd https://archive.vn/HFYxP https://archive.vn/tnrst https://archive.vn/mv1fB https://archive.vn/9Z47h https://archive.vn/i8a91 https://archive.vn/FM8bX https://archive.vn/cCrS7 https://archive.vn/5rK8I https://archive.vn/UxvLm https://archive.vn/pGCn4#104381

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Anonymous 06/08/2020 (Mon) 04:24:58 ID: 9a05bf No.61133

>>61043 >she

Anonymous 06/08/2020 (Mon) 04:26:53 ID: 0c4962 No.61134

>Hey! I'm a 13 year-old entrepreneur! I make Websites and Mobile Apps, draw Bill Murray on money, and invest in stock. Is this a PA request? Is this your schoolyard bully or someshit?

Anonymous 06/08/2020 (Mon) 05:06:40 ID: 9a05bf No.61139

>>61134 The same Avery that tookdown blockchan in gaymergoyim threads is the very same transfurry Avery Burnett Miller that's been pen naming as Esther M. Aronwitz, which registrar took down julay, 9chan, 8chan, and probably gelboooru. The sleuth recalled who&why from an edited wikipedia page they ran against gaymergoyim from allowing the proper truth about an event. Ask a GG if they have page on their freezing website or saved on a hard drive.

Anonymous 06/08/2020 (Mon) 17:50:59 No.61255

Thank you esther. Please don't stop. There's still 8chan.moe, baraag and atf for you to take care of.

Anonymous 06/10/2020 (Wed) 05:13:44 ID: a4fc57 No.61500

where's the smoking gun in all those links?

Coronachan mod Zunko/Milk livestreamed failed suicide attempt Anonymous 05/30/2020 (Sat) 21:10:12 ID: d81e2d No.58740 [Reply]

One of the REPORT ME mods just tried to anhero himself using a t-shirt noose and livestreamed it on YouTube. Needless to say, he failed. The mod in question is Zunko aka julay (real name Kyle) from Manchester, England. He unironically wishes he were a girl instead and LARPs as Hatsune Miku online.

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Chijo 05/31/2020 (Sun) 17:21:33 ID: 192715 No.58990

>>58740 This has to be a joke

Anonymous 05/31/2020 (Sun) 20:05:32 ID: 2be607 No.59025

He needs to save up money to become Hatsune Miku, or use a better method for suicide. He looks young, he can probably do HRT. No dick cutting though. https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/492705/crossdress-cosplay-miku-pov-action/ https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8d44384ddc6 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e20c86371cc6

Anonymous 06/03/2020 (Wed) 18:17:29 No.60032

>>59025 I found your pornhub acc https://www.pornhub.com/users/bbc198305

Anonymous 06/05/2020 (Fri) 00:55:24 ID: d361a8 No.60672

>coronachan is gone noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous 06/07/2020 (Sun) 01:24:33 ID: e5d9d2 No.60991

>hes not even that ugly Lmao what's up with this guy?

Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 17:25:57 ID: 74b2fd No.5000 [Reply]

Crawling in my skin
These ACNE wounds will not heeeeeeeal

Edited last time by CP/M on 09/02/2019 (Mon) 18:24:39.

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Anonymous 10/03/2019 (Thu) 18:20:58 ID: d3b3e9 No.10459

>>7823
That song is fucking gold

Anonymous 11/01/2019 (Fri) 04:18:02 ID: 9f941b No.15671

Is that bella thorne?

Anonymous 11/30/2019 (Sat) 08:49:11 ID: 437920 No.20847

>>5000
Literally who?
She'd look half cute if not for the horrid acne and dumb nose ring.

Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 06:12:12 ID: 5dfad2 No.24875

does she have the big boobs i must know

Anonymous 05/20/2020 (Wed) 00:54:43 ID: 3b1082 No.56019

I want to cum on her face

PEEK GAMER GATE: EVERYONE IS LARPING FIGHT ME IRL BRO! VOX DAY SHALL BE RESPECTED 04/23/2020 (Thu) 17:38:43 ID: a519c1 No.45440 [Reply]

THEY DO IF FOR FREE ENTERTAINMENT AND HOT POCKETS https://youtu.be/IbVeT6GgJj4?t=1415 aka: Matvei Daniilovich aka: Matthew McDaniel >Matthew McDaniel is 37 years old and was born on 02/09/1983. Before moving to Matthew's current city of Sand Springs, OK, Matthew lived in Tulsa OK, Wagoner OK and Muskogee OK. Matt Mc Daniel, Matthew R Mcdaniel, Matt Mcdaniel and Matthew Richard Mcdaniel are some of the alias or nicknames that Matthew has used. For work these days, Matthew is a Principal at Matthew Mcdaniel. Background details that you might want to know about Matthew include: ethnicity is Caucasian, whose political affiliation is unknown; and religious views are listed as Christian. Matthew is now married. Other family members and associates include Dennis Mcdaniel, Sarah Mcdaniel, Rhonda Mcdaniel, Rhonda Mcdaniel and Amanda Potts. this cow is very easy julay

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VOX DAY SHALL BE RESPECTED 04/23/2020 (Thu) 18:39:44 ID: a519c1 No.45451

>inb4 ID's >>45450 was meant for >>45443

Anonymous 04/23/2020 (Thu) 19:07:52 No.45452

>>45443 That's Xir's you dumbfuck. Respect the pronounslot! FITE THIS GUY IRL >>45451

Anonymous 04/23/2020 (Thu) 19:12:14 ID: aacd2a No.45453

>this is what this board has been reduced to

VOX DAY SHALL BE RESPECTED 04/23/2020 (Thu) 19:20:41 ID: a519c1 No.45454

>>45453 >t. faggot who genuinely doesn't respect old fashioned julay once again (You) prove Nu/cow/ is the true cow.

Anonymous 05/14/2020 (Thu) 02:01:59 ID: 79fde6 No.54384

gaymer

Joseph Russo Anonymous 05/05/2020 (Tue) 18:30:40 ID: d84155 No.47258 [Reply]

Does anyone know who this guy is? He seems like a shizophrenic who's in love with Julia Roberts and thinks he married her.

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Anonymous 05/05/2020 (Tue) 18:40:50 ID: d84155 No.47262

>>47261 SHE LEFT YOU JOE, SHE'S HAPPY NOW. STOP COMPLIMENTING HER HOBBIT FEET ON TWITTER

Anonymous 05/05/2020 (Tue) 18:47:23 ID: e531b2 No.47263

>>47258 >picking the wrong Roberts to obsess about Cucked by his own mental illness.

Anonymous 05/05/2020 (Tue) 19:43:52 ID: 4161f9 No.47277

>>47263 shefuckedaGAMERGATE.webm

Anonymous 05/05/2020 (Tue) 23:44:04 ID: d2b753 No.47326

>>47277 So has Julia.

Anonymous 05/14/2020 (Thu) 01:54:22 ID: 861026 No.54372

>>47258 I heard he's on loads of pills.

Anonymous 04/30/2020 (Thu) 00:48:13 ID: 1ab90b No.46499 [Reply]

What is /cow/ planning to do now that it has been announced julay will be heavily cutting down on boards for the re-launch? Have we already made a bunker to move to if we are not one of the chosen to stay?

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Anonymous 05/04/2020 (Mon) 08:17:01 ID: 23e6fe No.47060

>>47059 >the fact that /cow/ is not one of the largest boards in it's bunker is bickers most /cow/boys don't care about retarded IBS drama, which is all this board is these days. Blame whoever let them stay, long before 8chan shutdown /cow/ isn't a draw factor anymore, people who don't care about the board will flee to other alternatives before 85 days are gone

Anonymous 05/04/2020 (Mon) 08:26:02 ID: 3b46e5 No.47063

>>47060 >people who don't care about the board will flee to other alternatives before 85 days are gone

Anonymous 05/04/2020 (Mon) 12:35:49 ID: 5fb65b No.47077

>>46499 >Imagine asking if the board that started the site will stay Goddamn alog newfags

Anonymous 05/04/2020 (Mon) 12:38:52 ID: 5fb65b No.47078

>>47060 >one thread is the "whole board" The good old ni/gg/er rhetoric

Anonymous 05/14/2020 (Thu) 01:47:36 ID: 3166ca No.54356

use the new julay