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Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
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>>279082 >Chris was essentially made that way over time thanks to trannyfarms. There was some strange gay ops going on in the time before Chris molested his senile mom. He had four different female "love interests" in a row, including that big titty hispanic bitch (name isn't coming to me right now). Plus both Null and Praetor being involved and competing to manage his finances/merch. Chris wrote a couple comments about being something along the lines of "sexually inflamed and frustrated." All those women ghosted him after he went insane and had "love" with his mom, and since then the only female that seems to be mentally ill/a deep cover enough troll to chase him is Flutter, the Finnish midget freak. >he isn't that retarded He probably realized that every women who seemed interested in him before was a troll, so that plus the bombing of attention (from four women almost simultaneously) drove him insane. Now as far as I know, A-Log hasn't been subjected to anywhere near the level of gangstalking-type "trolling" that Chris was. Purposely trying to sabotage any chance of a relatively normalish relationship he could ever have. And yes, KF and Null were part of the problem. They are passive aggressive "weens" who turn on and stalk anyone that gets doxed/does anything irl (besides Null who ofc is always the magical exception), the lowest of the low really. It was a little better when the forum remained focused on Chris, before fatty (Null) decided to rebrand and branch out against literally anyone who doesn't suck his dick.
>>279408 I completely forgot to mention the main point that I was trying to make. Which was that the bitch, Isabella Janke, was pretty much openly working with KF and posting there about the gay ops she was doing. Until Null threw her under the bus afterward, in typical fashion.
Tl;dr, you're correct. KF is partly responsible for Chris molesting his mom.
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>>279408 >There was some strange gay ops going on in the time before Chris molested his senile mom. He had four different female "love interests" in a row This isn't even mentioning how early tranny farms planted the seeds for him becoming a tranny. I know they like to blame it on the idea guys and their nep stuff but that was only possible bickers of the "tomgirl" bad actors from around their started, likely with jewsh around. Maybe correct me if I am wrong bickers I've never been the best Christorian. You know its kinda funny the miscreants chose to leave chris at the worse moment, they fucked with him badly but they should have properly kept watch of him after Bob died, fucking retards. Also A-log is lucky hes only fondly remembered by humble lolcow farming autists like >us. >Isabella Janke, was pretty much openly working with KF and posting there about the gay ops she was doing Yeah I know that she was which is why when jewsh pretended he dindu nuffin' and they turned her into a forced lolcow I just thought it was pathetic.
>>279418 >correct me if I am wrong bickers I've never been the best Christorian. Nah it's unfortunately true, he was into tranny stuff before the Idea Guys. The taint piercing was before them. >they turned her into a forced lolcow I just thought it was pathetic. I found it pretty funny that Null had to put an advisory against simping for her, ngl. Not the kind of cow he wanted. She was pretty much an Alog, though. Wanted Chris to fail so she could feel better about herself, while not being shy about doxing herself. Bad case of BPD.

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CoomGte / Shillgate A nice way to start off 2020 Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 01:05:48 ID: b30b4a No.26320 [Reply] [Last]
Thread about shills from the official coomer server /troomer/ wayne lambright server, and their reach across the chans, and they're shilling operations. connected with multiple glows, confirmed israeli military presence and other shill ops across the chans `More research is needed`
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>>278697 I’ll have you know I’m very much employed, stalker child. It is in fact YOU who is unemployed
Based TheGatorGamer
>>278705 Fr TheGatorGamer
>>278665 boring
>>278705 >>278710 >>278711 <Guaranteed that neither of these faggots are employed

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Unironic Ralphamale 11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:43:24 ID: 890fe5 No.278578 [Reply]
KILL MATTHREW PRINCE FUCK CLOUDFLARE
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I like testing G​AMERGATEs (((G​AMERGATE))) ordd / ==G​AMERGATE==
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The Autism problem Anonymous 03/05/2020 (Thu) 15:46:52 ID: cc304c No.39343 [Reply]
In the past few decades the number of people diagnosed with autism has increased dramatically. This is a very concerning development. It is concerning bickers it is fundamentally unethical and irresponsible to allow autistic people to partake in society and to communicate with others. Anybody who has ever dealt with an autistic person understands that the presence of an autist is burdensome and detrimental to its surroundings in any social context. Imagine any social gathering or event, such as spending time with your friends. Any such social gathering is not enjoyable when an autist is present. Despite there being many different forms of autism that articulate themselves in different ways (high functioning, low functioning and such), all of these have in common that they are a profound source of displeasure and discomfort to those who surround the patient. Autism is a unique disorder in that the people surrounding the patient suffer from it rather than the patient itself. When confronted with this basic fact, autists or their advocates will attempt to rebut by pointing to the importance of 'tolerance'. They say, you need to tolerate the autist and his annoying antics or else you're a bad person. But does it make you a bad person to simply not want your every day ruined by autists? Even if an autist is tolerated by others, that is merely a concious effort on their part to not slap the autist in the face and tell it to piss off. Subconsciously, you still rather want it to go away. I have attached a graphic showing the three levels of 'functionality' in autists. You will notice that all three levels, in some way, require support. This is support which autists like to pretend they are entitled to, even when they give absolutely nothing in return for receiving this support. If there were competent and responsible people in charge of policy who can see the gravity of this issue, there would have been measures to contain autists and prevent them from participating in society. Unless there is a cure for this terrible disease, which is a societal disease, a good thing to do for the state would be to employ measures of containment such as incarceration in mental facilities. However this is still not a perfect solution. An autist will always be a burden upon society, even if such measures are employed. Hence, the only conclusion is that euthanasia is the most optimal way to reduce this burden permanently. The autist, no matter how "high functioning" it may seem, is never equivalent in personal value to a non-autist. The society, if it wants to flourish, has no choice but to recognize this reality.
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Kill yourself neurotypical >>71459 This. Especially if they're neurotypicals >>41667 Come and take it.
>>43704 ok /v/irgin, you not grasping the filters is so funny >>43702 >It is concerning bickers it is fundamentally unethical and irresponsible to allow niggas to partake in society and to communicate with others. Unironically true
It goes without saying that RFK Jr must be stopped from curing autism at all costs.
>>275589 >>39411 >curing autism >The question isn't what to do about autism, it's what to do with normalfags.
Autism and adhd are modern fashion diagnoses used by the system wielded as tools of oppression to label people who may be different and don't conform to all (insert current retarded modern social values here) in addition to put big money in the pockets of doctors and pharmaceutical industries while gaslighting people. People that process information differently are a threat to the system.

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Anonymous 02/23/2020 (Sun) 23:23:22 ID: 13aac3 No.35628 [Reply]
Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek
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>>39177 >can't dodge filters Fuck off nerd.
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>>39178 >dodging filters NIGGERFAGGOT
He's a faggot
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>>35632 <It hasn't been good since a foreign agent stole the presidency. Damn, can y'all believe it's been 16 years since Obama already.

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 03:08:56 No.8041 [Reply] [Last]
hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you
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He is a pedo and white trash, like jcaesar187
>>30978 What's with the furry shit bro?
Fuck you J0sh
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Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>273845 That was rather informative, thanks.
>>273845 I've seen Andy Pires grooms 16 year olds audience members post things like: "Who is G0dwinson? Who is Surfer? Who is Baked Alaska?"
>>273984 None of those three people are relevant in current year and if you think they're are, you may be autistic.
>>274037 I think the point is their audience consists of clueless foxdick zoomers, you autist.
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chris chan thread Toad 06/30/2021 (Wed) 00:04:58 ID: 7ddbe7 No.107824 [Reply] [Last]
this is a chris chan thread
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>>273668 <Mad and buttblasted as always about random forum posters from a year ago
>>273668 >I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. Damn the panhandling business is good these days
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<That's one of the funniest things about Chris; his absolute hatred of "slow in the minds" when he's one of the most profoundly retarded people in the world. I actually don't agree with this sentiment and I think at the very least that Chris Chan is more intelligent than almost all KFag posters. He's just mentally sick. Then again I also don't consider Chris to be a "lolcow", since I've never once actually laughed at anything he's done.
>>276019 He was the first internet lolcow that took off but isn't really anything special. He would have no chance to get popular today as every igger retard has a smartphone with camera now.
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Sprate Header / SprateH / Sprate / Sprate@nicecrewdigital / Mister Metokur's New Writer Unironic Ralphamale 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:54:33 ID: 7facc7 No.252665 [Reply]
Let me introduce you to Sprate Header aka Mister Metokur new writer & the savior of Foxdick Farms! Sprate is a P E D O defender, hypocrite of the highest caliber and a pathological liar. Sprate somehow manages to fuck up EVERYTHING & always boxes his own shadow, revealing his deep insecurity. Sprate vs Torswats Sprate has spent a year on his autistic crusade, looking in every nook and cranny for the Satanic P E D O menace, trying to bolster his cred as Foxdick Farm's finest. However, Sprate's ultimate project also fully revealed Sprate, getting countless details wrong in his thread! REMINDER: Sprate had 0 to do with Alan "Torswats" Filion's arrest, he can''t ever address that Foxdick Farms had no impact on "Torswats" & in fact muddied the waters for the swatters! Soon after Sprate's Torswats thread came out, Sprate not only allowed Kinochet to spread the false rumor Bryan Dunn was the swatter for weeks unquestioned, but Sprate went onto lie to TheTheGatorGamerGamer Metokur directly saying KOP admitted to being the swatter in a now DELETED comment(first screenshot). This directly lead to Bryan Dunn getting swatted, which Sprate encouraged with his actions. Whether or not Bryan Dunn deserved it is another matter, Sprate is anti-swat but encourages BS harassment campaigns leading to swats. Sprate used his Torswats thread to become the "authority" on torswats, only to then falsely accuse Bryan Dunn of being a murderer as a "joke"! Sprate's thread has countless errors, from accusing KOP of being involved solely from the swatter mentioning KOP in a few posts, to saying a "Lizard" character is involved with 0 proof other than the delusional P E D O DJ axle. None of this has been addressed almost a year later, why? Notably, one of Sprate's top sources on the Torswats group is a former swatter & P E D O tranny named "Naught" (https://archive.ph/hJJsH), Sprate works with chomo crossdressers Sprate does everything to appeal to Mister Metokike & TheTheGatorGamerGamer Moon, begging for the attention of and attempting to prove himself to his two e-daddy heroes non-stop. He'll gladly lie, twist and do anything just for a crumb of clout from either of his father figures. One of Sprate's fatal flaws is he considers any association to be endorsement, but never applies that standard to himself. Sprate isn't his own man or a trendsetter, just a stooge looking to fulfill a "lolcow" quota rather than have fun.

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Sprate mustve not known that only muslim infested uk G​AMERGATEs use the term 'maths' instead of 'math'. You make it too easy paul archive: https://archive.ph/eNx6u
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Remember remember the 5th of November.... INTEL DUMP: >she hangs out terminally in McDonald's Gaming aka the Bone Zone discord and has admin perms (which will likely be stripped after she starts mass banning ppl) uWu >join to stalk her since she blogs about her life in the server >join to harass/troll her since its her "whole social netowrk and favorite group chat uWu" >active invites can be found posted in every /soc/ server thread, just look. she really never shoulda antagonized the horns....
Never joining your or any other Discord server, you waste of oxygen
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Unironic Ralphamale 11/04/2025 (Tue) 08:46:03 ID: 4ff05e No.277822 [Reply]
Look deep within for the greatest lolcow of them all.
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>>277822 it was... ME all along? well, i knew that.
>>277822 How about you go fuck yourself

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