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Minichan and the autistic hyper-savant^-syme named Autphag Unironic Ralphamale 04/04/2023 (Tue) 10:26:20 ID: 3a604e No.201020 [Reply] [Last]
It seems the deal to strike a non-attention agreement with the retardationally-oriented invalid-invitation poof-'n'-gummery was a hoax so I've dutifully decided to re-place it back here; Autphag believes he has IQs multiples beyond the Guassian spectrum's complete range bickers the North Koreans drummed the idea into his head during the 2000s. He then became a pathetic emulant of National Socialist thought with an intellectually desultory Slavic pseudo-persuasion during the 2010s. He, then, rediscovered Songun socialism upon winning a gender dysphoria diagnosis after losing it to aggressive, invisible and failed media trolls after in 2023 a 2021, mostly pseudo-Scottish English/Xiatyl-S.-Amerind heritage campaign was legally quashed for being an economically parasitic burden on the economy, similar to the one in the mid-2010s, the early-2010s, and the late-2000s. The sex-change of the Robertsonian Feudal-Conservative Bakhsh was so heavily criticized she had to fuck off to the Xiatic pseudo-Orient, for crying out loud; the thricedvth in a decadanal space. He believes he is a mathematician again. There's a tradition of y= concantenation being either a rote-symal activity or not and well, even Robb claims to exceed it :/
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foxdickfarms user Fareal has been stalking my venues "in-"advertently as if her presence shouldn't be a fucking race crime. Can one of you para-migraine med into the country to sort out the Scotch police?
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>>228804 Understood sir. None shall maltreat the king, certainly not an ethnically challenged foxdick faggot such as her.
>>228808 I've noticed theres' a lack of stock of everyone's' least-accessible high. Really I don't respond to opioids anymore so feigning indifference; my old mastery; has become increasingly difficult to off-pull. I do suspect low-British tampering with the formula. There was a way of doing trial and error with seeing what activates i(op) on any litmatic tool but it seems nobody fucking bothers anymore except to entertain good old aanti-anti-prohibition theories of the mi'irim.

Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>209703 Last I saw him he was shitting up (((Mark Mann’s))) site. Which is quite the feat considering the standard, or lack thereof on that site. If you encounter him, please send him to tvch. That way all the worst mongoloids in the sektur could be kept there, away from everyone else.
>>39633 That is a disgusting shitskin mongrel subhuman.
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That's the Bonkers From Yonkers.
fat amos yee?

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The entirety of /tv/ is lolcow Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 21:54:29 ID: 288dd0 No.15436 [Reply] [Last]
All they do is talk about capeshit, 4chan memes or jewtube ecelebs and jewtube videos.

Insult their precious capeshit, Jokershit, or jewtube shit and the tranny vol3 or Gayhoole will delete your posts, no fun allowed only cuckthink allowed.

Constantly projecting they are patrician yet constantly disproving their assertions by being bing bing, zoomer capetards that discuss every single capeshit movie with an online marketing scheme to soyboys.
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>>229728 im gonna go to france and fuck french trans/femboys, gonna make them MY BITCH
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>>229816 >>229827 >im gonna go to france and fuck french trans/femboys, gonna make them MY BITCH https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/138709.html
Fury thread on /dunk/...

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING

>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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>>223573 They couldn't even convince Chris-chan to find a job.
jersh just locked new log-ins, pool's closed due to AIDS
As soon as foxdickfarms caught on jacksfilms sssniperwolf drama i start seeing it posted here, just admit it /cow/boys, kiwiGODS own you

Poseidon, former right-winger grifter and Pagan LARPer / Neet shitskin and schizo Brian Holloman 03/19/2022 (Sat) 23:19:42 ID: 90501c No.141211 [Reply] [Last]
Poseidon is one of those many grifters who started getting into the "redpill" bus around 2016 by making videos about immigration in Europe. As "greek-sicilian" he was said to have a more European opinion than the average right-wingers from UK, German and USA about all subjects. However, he never became popular in circles like 4chan /pol/, with only 8chan /pol/ paying any attention to him and a few European anons. In 2018 he had his former channel take down, creating a second channel (his actual one). But since 2019 he started to show himself to be a little less mature and socially successful as he claimed. During weekends, he started doing livestreams called "Whitepilled weekend" in which it constituted of him quietly reading news with his heavy accent while free-copyright music played in the background. Note that as a European, he started these streams every weekend around 2am in European time. Over time, these livestreams began to gain a share of trolls, mocking the fact that Poseidon, who was said to be a mature man, of family, spent every weekend awake hoping to get donations and seething about any jokes about him on chat. After 8chan /pol/ notice that Poseidon didn't take criticism well and was openly banning anyone with the slightest criticism of him the views started to drop and more trolls started to show up. Over time, he stopped those livestreams, according to him, the Catholic Church was being responsible for his troll problems, by sending the trolls together with american Daily Stormer trolls. With that, his first signs of schizophrenia and narcissism showed. In 2020 Poseidon has embarked on the covid wave, and started bleeding views and subscribers. His videos about immigration and politics in Europe stopped and he started to make videos saying how Donald Trump is a massive loser retard and same about any people who supported him, to the point of making a sequence of videos proving that Biden won the election legitimately. Interspersed with videos about Biden being a "chad", he made multiple videos about covid restrictions and vaccine. In these videos, he was totally in favor of forced vaccination, use of masks and severe restrictions. With that, his views, which he now denounces as "far-right" and "Crazy Christians" started jumping off the boat and making serious criticisms about him. How Poseidon reacted? He started replying, comment by comment, personally attacking anyone criticizing him. He would look at anyone's Youtube channel criticizing him and find any detail about the person's personal life or their taste in games, music, etc. He also obsessively started attacking any Americans or Christians in the comments of his videos even if some of those didn't show any criticism about him. Some of the videos around this time had their comment section locked. At the same time, he made a video saying that the right-winger movement was being controlled by the Catholic Church, KGB and American elite. That it would be impossible for Europe to prosper as long as Christians lived in Europe or people voted for politics with any connection with Russia or USA, once again attacking any European politics who have met at any time in their lives with Putin or Trump or are against covid restrictions. Even his old opinions about immigration changed, now he denounces "White Genocide" as a conspiracy theory made up by crazy far-right incels and says the Elite is right to want to have more low-cost employees in Europe and North America and Christians are just worried about being replaced with Muslims and don't care about anything else. With that, he lost around 3k subscribers in this year so far, with downvotes being predominant. So he started making videos claiming he was being attacked by NeoNazis and Christians who had the goal of dox him and his family, although there is no evidence that anyone really cared enough about him to do so. How the far-right are the true terrorists when compared to Antifa and he was being unfairly attacked by extremists and genocidal idiots who wish for the end of the world instead of getting a vaccine. From above 25k subscribers, now his channel has less than 6k subs.

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>>218450 C'mon, ofc he's chubby, he's a later gen x who got nihilistic... those either become fats or go full AIDS like Mister Reddikur anyway, for over a year Pissdoin is throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks. Covid, vids about his cold takes about dating and being manly, vids about immigration trying to fish back his hated "alt-right" fans his two vids with the biggest view count (clips with an underage Jennifer Connelly) got deleted i reported them now he's coping hard
WOW He is now trying to grift as a "far-right" dude, again. Dropped the entire Ukraine and Vax shit, but still seethe about Trump.
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>>227909 a true grifter, what a shame eso faggism is gone, maybe shamoo (the superior eso faggism) can expose Pisszion
>>228472 Reminder this man did a 180 bickers people trolled him in a jewtube chat.
>>227909 >>228472 >>228507 I honestly wonder how mentally ill he is. There is certainly an element of being a grifter, but he seems to be very prone to mood swings and sensitive to other people's opinions, at the same time being very easily influenced. If he wasn't old, but was a millennial or zoomer, I bet he would have turned into a tranny. The only immutable thing about him seems to be his hatred for Christians and Americans. He is still preaching science and attacking Trump at every opportunity. He deletes any posts about covid or responds with his usual emojis.

Emptyhero Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 19:17:21 ID: 679e29 No.186664 [Reply]
>Gets banned from YouTube for filing fradulent counter claims bickers he's scared of Manly tears/Britbong >Now stuck streaming to 19 people on a dead channel >Paying people money to shout him out Not like this bros.. LMAO
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>>222878 britbong hates this place, he would never created this thread
Empty started to go downhill ever since he let Fuzhou on his streams.
Kys op, empty is funny and a blessing.
>>186664 >ecelebs cringe
>>227437 Welcome to nu/cow/, a site without soul.

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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179 [Reply] [Last]
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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Jahansmas #2: You Don’t Have to Watch his Videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBcBhStSSY
>>227152 I wish Alex would at least give us a status update these days, thank you again for continuing to preserve the legacy of esoteric jahanism.
>>227160 Sign up for kiwi, post in the Jahans thread. There is news I can't share here. B I C K E R S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duJStJkgVP4&ab_channel=TheJahansArchive
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JAHANS ARCHIVE CHANNEL ON BITCHUTE MYSTERIOUSLY DOWN This was up for years. https://www.bitchute.com/channel/oYLqTP5PaYan/ Lads, back up everything you can now from https://www.archive.org/details/thejahansarchive we may be in trouble.

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Unironic Ralphamale 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:07:39 ID: 18d5aa No.226810 [Reply]
This is the crazy lolcow extravaganza from the 1990s you've never heard of. This show's format was STOLEN (and ruined) by Jerry Springer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaY7zquMd8 >The host Wally George. An angry, loudmouth Republican who shouts down HILARIOUS liberal guests and always trash talks them. Wally called for homosexuality to be made illegal. And even though he was kind of based, he was also kind of crazy. >The show HOT SEAT. This was Southern California's most HIGH ENERGY show at the time. It was a must see to locals who lived near Disneyland. >The guests The guests were pre-selected to be loony crazy liberals, and they are just too funny. And they're real people (even when the show can seem fixed). This is a must see. It's a testament to how much ancient LOLCOW shit you'll never see bickers no one will ever remember it/post about it.
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Wally (already kind of a lolcow himself) groomed crazy liberals into lolcows, who would come on his show and rant and look like idiots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRxJk3DhEc&ab_channel=WallyGeorgeClips >first lolcow: Rudi This is Rudi Krause, an actual schizo liberal activist from Southern California, who was on the show every few weeks.
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>2nd lolcow: TheTheGatorGamerGamer TheTheGatorGamerGamer Myers was a foulmouthed liberal who believed Republicans were trying to create a theocratic fascist new world order https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQT6Dm2C_8 He often wore sunglasses and called Wally's audience 'dogs.' His anger is really funny
Here's 2 hours of wally being prank called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKUld1x2Yc
>>226810 This is good.
Wally gets trolled by own audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhnD68OkgQ

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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
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Extremely asshurt pedo spotted on zzzchan's /b/ board https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/161054.html He is in any /cow/ related thread spamming CP and telling /cow/ to leave. Easy pickings, if you get my drift Go there and tell him to kill himself, let's see how much m.ilk this sperg can give us
>>221871 That's vol3 from tvch.
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>>221871 >pedo keeps posting loli bickers of /cow/ boogeyman <"I know what will stop him! We'll go annoy him, giving credibility to his delusions!" animu image included to guarantee replies from idiots like you
>>31449 Fun fact Koti is still around and actually managed to get control of ernstchan.xyz which killed the whole IB in short order.
>>221871 Not your personal army, and you're a bunch of gay rulecucks anyway.

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>176499 The good part is, even this ended bad to Asston. >he fighted with EarJust, now EarJust is once again under Corey wing >Fight with Jarbo >Jewsh and Asston fight >Only MrDeadman stay as a low tier cappo to Asston >Add Perspic and Bryan as his new best buddies doing the dirty work
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thing with andy is it seems like he always was a shill / gov groomed individual , seems even more obvious as his reminises over his old cocks ppp obviously isn't ignorant of this fact and then it makes more sense why he's basically the cuck, he's the one pushing hard to show he loves government political positions, he's the one that pushes hard to get donos coz andy has paid is dues for longer in the government sellout program i give them credit in that they get a lot of leverage, even while they shill fuentes and paretend the aren't they even admit fuentes is a shill, why they shill him as shills themselves
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>>226265 Did Moby Dick steal Gayhole’s captain’s hat? First he lost his retarded wrasslin’ belt to Siegthot, and now this? How much humilation can one ogre take before going on a rampage?

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