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Jonathan Yaniv Anonymous 08/19/2019 (Mon) 19:29:14 ID: 35d4e0 No.2533 [Reply]
Our king. Loves little girls, is an overt racist, assaults people on camera and doesn't afraid of anything. Truly a real human bean
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THE WEBRING
blair white interview was kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhnShhxfhQ
>>195203 I remember that, indeed, Blaire at least one did a good job. Earwinson wishes he could interview and b t f o 'd people like that
once*

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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>>194516 The faggot literally just said unless he follows a cow he doesn't feature it bickers it's not personally funny to him. Openly admitting it's a hugbox for himself yet again.
TheGatorGamer has >a wife and kids >a famous site that millions of youtubers make money of >infinite serbian privileges pack it up lol/cow/, you lost
>>194526 Translation : If it doesn't help me fight other E beggers doing podcasts I won't feature it
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Oh no Foxdicksisters did we get too cocky?
>>194526 He's always been like that. It's so funny he still pretends he's in serbia but was sperging out when O&A Fans swatted his mom. He also went oddly quiet when it happened in all his channels. It's almost like the pol theory that he's really just neeting it up at candices house is true. TheGatorGamer himself has let it slip on stream a few times during the dehosting issue streams that he was gonna go get lunch when it was like 9 pm in the morning in serbia but mid afternoon in the area candice moved to.

Poseidon, former right-winger grifter and Pagan LARPer / Neet shitskin and schizo Brian Holloman 03/19/2022 (Sat) 23:19:42 ID: 90501c No.141211 [Reply] [Last]
Poseidon is one of those many grifters who started getting into the "redpill" bus around 2016 by making videos about immigration in Europe. As "greek-sicilian" he was said to have a more European opinion than the average right-wingers from UK, German and USA about all subjects. However, he never became popular in circles like 4chan /pol/, with only 8chan /pol/ paying any attention to him and a few European anons. In 2018 he had his former channel take down, creating a second channel (his actual one). But since 2019 he started to show himself to be a little less mature and socially successful as he claimed. During weekends, he started doing livestreams called "Whitepilled weekend" in which it constituted of him quietly reading news with his heavy accent while free-copyright music played in the background. Note that as a European, he started these streams every weekend around 2am in European time. Over time, these livestreams began to gain a share of trolls, mocking the fact that Poseidon, who was said to be a mature man, of family, spent every weekend awake hoping to get donations and seething about any jokes about him on chat. After 8chan /pol/ notice that Poseidon didn't take criticism well and was openly banning anyone with the slightest criticism of him the views started to drop and more trolls started to show up. Over time, he stopped those livestreams, according to him, the Catholic Church was being responsible for his troll problems, by sending the trolls together with american Daily Stormer trolls. With that, his first signs of schizophrenia and narcissism showed. In 2020 Poseidon has embarked on the covid wave, and started bleeding views and subscribers. His videos about immigration and politics in Europe stopped and he started to make videos saying how Donald Trump is a massive loser retard and same about any people who supported him, to the point of making a sequence of videos proving that Biden won the election legitimately. Interspersed with videos about Biden being a "chad", he made multiple videos about covid restrictions and vaccine. In these videos, he was totally in favor of forced vaccination, use of masks and severe restrictions. With that, his views, which he now denounces as "far-right" and "Crazy Christians" started jumping off the boat and making serious criticisms about him. How Poseidon reacted? He started replying, comment by comment, personally attacking anyone criticizing him. He would look at anyone's Youtube channel criticizing him and find any detail about the person's personal life or their taste in games, music, etc. He also obsessively started attacking any Americans or Christians in the comments of his videos even if some of those didn't show any criticism about him. Some of the videos around this time had their comment section locked. At the same time, he made a video saying that the right-winger movement was being controlled by the Catholic Church, KGB and American elite. That it would be impossible for Europe to prosper as long as Christians lived in Europe or people voted for politics with any connection with Russia or USA, once again attacking any European politics who have met at any time in their lives with Putin or Trump or are against covid restrictions. Even his old opinions about immigration changed, now he denounces "White Genocide" as a conspiracy theory made up by crazy far-right incels and says the Elite is right to want to have more low-cost employees in Europe and North America and Christians are just worried about being replaced with Muslims and don't care about anything else. With that, he lost around 3k subscribers in this year so far, with downvotes being predominant. So he started making videos claiming he was being attacked by NeoNazis and Christians who had the goal of dox him and his family, although there is no evidence that anyone really cared enough about him to do so. How the far-right are the true terrorists when compared to Antifa and he was being unfairly attacked by extremists and genocidal idiots who wish for the end of the world instead of getting a vaccine. From above 25k subscribers, now his channel has less than 6k subs.

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>>195022 Pissdoin doesn't have a mind of his own. He is the typical grifter. These days he's just throwing shit at the wall and trying to see what sticks. For nearly four years he has streamed weekly trying to cash in on the alt-right, after 2020 america election and covid he changed completely. Unfortunately, as others have said, much about him was lost, nobody cared enough to mirror every stream he made, especially with chat included.
>>195026 >the left, who hold all institutions of power, are bad but the FAR RIGHT, who make fun of me online sometimes, are the REAL threat
>>195026 how does this fucking imbecile reconcile the contradiction in his hatred for america and his undying support for Ukraine. He DOES realize that without American support hohols are fish food for the Russians right?
One of the few things I know about about nu-Poseidon is that he hasn't left his house in almost three years. The guy used to be a dj at shitty clubs three decades ago, staying at home, afraid of covid only pushed him further into madness. >>195035 He is tolerating USA atm bickers of the aid, Biden helping Ukraine just made him hate Trump and "MAGATARDS" even more.
>>195030 >>195035 >>195037 The funny thing is, no one on the right ever gave a shit about him, especially about doxing him, it was pure schizophrenia. Neither antifa or stormfront cared about him. He barely had any collaboration with other youtubers. I only remember one channel doing anything together with Poseidon, that same shitty channel that sometimes invites Britanny TheGatorGamer. Still, I remember that in 2017 he used to reach 150 views in his live streams about "Whitepill", being all "alt-right" people watching his show. He played his shitty music and spoke in his thick accent about news and "whitepills" about Europe.

Veeh thread Unironic Ralphamale 03/06/2023 (Mon) 00:42:22 ID: c921ec No.194762 [Reply]
For the old times, /cow/, Vee keeps acting like a sperg and getting the worst audience. In this stream he acted like years ago, sperg out with his own site and revealed more about his own person than he should have. https://youtu.be/b7erBkBgTmc
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>>194886 People are trying to bring in Gym to fill his role, anyone with a brain know thats next to impossible.
Ah, Veeh, I miss those times... Fuck Mister Metokur for ruining another lolcow.
>>194901 >Stating the obvious <ruining a lolcow gym butthurt is magical
>>194990 Well, Mister Reddikur actually fuck up really hard in the Vee situation.

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Guntstream Anonymous 05/27/2020 (Wed) 08:05:17 ID: 1e3907 No.57589 [Reply] [Last]
You faggots keep shitting up the cyclical so contain your autism here. If it's quiet it's fine but when there's shit going on and you faggots are posting walls of text it derails the thread which aids the e-celebs that constantly try to control the narrative. The Гунтstream is the successor to the Shillstream/Гунтstream from Stream.me. Robi, who took over restreaming duties from goldstar continued the site on cytu.be after stream.me's death. The channel began to host additional cocks, such as lets plays, streaming shows and, most notoriously, gay debates. CAST OF TRANNIES <Гунтstream Trio >Robi Pires Owner and troon in chief of the lonely hearts tranny club. Robi originally restreamed the Гунт on stream.me when the faggot would actually wake up. Being too busy running the CP repository known as Julay.World, he now plays cuckime like Made In Abyss and does let's plays of Half Life 2. He spends every waking minute on the Julay World IRC which is such a cancerous shithole that it makes Discord look clean. He barely uses the site himself and has gone on record saying he's hated the place for the past 3 months. When koi turned /v/ into a pedo paradise, his brilliant idea was to let the site be spammed with CP for a few days to settle some IRC dispute about the 'heh' pill. Certifiably retarded. >Bill, Farmfag, Pringles One of the Гунтstream trio and Julay mod. BO of /dig/, a dead board that he's proud of for some reason. He watches moeshit for countless hours while larping as some guy with a farm. He gets very angry on IRC when dilating. >HangingFlesh, Weasel, Гунтopia, Zachfag, Cassie

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Wolfspider (pedophile and simp for trannies and twinks) is is jealous that Asston is the one who gets the women's gifts, not like him who pays for nudes of trannies.
>>57589 What did jcaesar187 do in a pizzeria in 1980? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeFhn7BMEA
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>>126113 Sir this is an Arby's the same one jcaesar187 killed and raped a little girl behind in 1998
To this day Nuzach keeps seething about Wrist and trying to fuck with /lit/ threads That's why I believe he's associate with Koi
Man, Sargon did absolutely everything right, he dissassociated with TheGatorGamer when he blew himself up, he shat the fence on candid, he persevered during the election even when people backed him down, the only reason /cow/ went after him is bickers gymbo did it and thats it.

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc

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literally who
>>179114 >>179115 Oh god, emojitroon and nuzach will try to destroy one of the best threads... At least it would be funny if was fuzhou once again seething here.
Fuzhou humiliated TheГунтRetort ama essayfag and other loser members from TheGuntstream. Fuzhou won KOP won Eso Shaggyism won
>>179113 I buy the theory of Fuzhou reporting some of empty streams and also being the faggy who hate JoeJojo.
Shout out to Gassious Clay for archiving Empty streams, someone (yep, britbong, but fuzhou probably flagged Emptystreams) made both channels be deleted. With that, all the Buttkino was lost. But >we have it back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQdcBz3xzmk

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
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>>193832 Zach was never gone.
>>193832 >>193833 Zach never existed.
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>>193834 Well, someone made all those shitposts simping for Emma Watson, and it wasn’t me. Maybe it was Gahoole? Idunno. In any case I would take classic Zach over any of the shitposters on tvch today. /tv/ went downhill after Zach left.
>>193836 /tv/ went down the hill when Gayhole picked it up
>>193834 Were Pedohoole and the Weasel posting all the interracial and cp porn creating this boogeyman so both incels losers could feel better about themselves and try to look cool at the eyes of the oldfags. Check the Gayhoole thread, way better than this one and more organic.

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gl0wie d0x Unironic Ralphamale 02/21/2023 (Tue) 17:51:01 No.193122 [Reply]
Agent tr00n will never be a woman
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>>193123 The Cloudflare thing is weird
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>>193831 Might as well archive the thread
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>>193122 >>193123 >>193831 Updated infographic
wat

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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Testing
It's been nearly 10 years since /cow/ first took interest in the Wizards. They still seethe at me to this day when I post with my name or trip. >>87514 I want access to this Wizard dox database.
feels like a big waste of time keeping that meme site alive. i only liked it as a way to avoid people i hated but even then i still had a gf the whole 5 years of being active there. not counting previous partners of course, but just to show how much i knew from the very beginning these drama qweens weren't serious about anything other than the taste of man ass on their tongue
>>175986 ur a sad little faggot just like average "wizard" with a fugly face and big glasses, who are you trying to fool bud. But yes, its been around 10 years. I member first thread on wizchan. But I don't member you. /cow/ wasn't owned by likes of you back then, as you were still a fucking kid. Now its just various 4chan retards slash altchan denizens shitflinging at random ppl coming to their webz, governed by incels like you. You are pathetic and you know it.
>>190404 idk if it's the real JEWS, but if it is he was a mod since /cow/s original incarnation on 789/nOchan/888chan/8chan and now here he sits idle in IRC.

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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply] [Last]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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>>190788 Shut the fuck up kikelover
>>190788 >fatassch.moe Moliberry tranny, go home
>>191126 >>191593 >the sweaty gamer spic is kvetching you're such a lolcow.
Rand: You're a sweaty gamer Mansu: So are you -30 seconds later- Mansu: no wait I'm not a pedo
> pedo

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