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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
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Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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>>288934 Oopsie poopsies got my trip codes mixed up
>>288932 You mean bickers jan jan has to clean up CP spammers every day on the board? But I don't think he's currently the one jannying. Correct me if I'm wrong on that.
I've become convinced that JEWS was right about Daniel Lopez. Dan is worse than the people he A-logs.
>>289741 That'd be impressive
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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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>>288809 Question still asked and not answered
Here's the answer: yes, but living in the piss-filled tent offline is probably a great way to ward off Internet trolls. I don't even want to imagine the smell.
Maybe the tent would be an upgrade
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Toad 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:34:08 ID: 166002 No.108742 [Reply]
Frank Hassle info thread. recently been arrested, what else do people know
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He's not arrested dumb-ass.
Frank once paid a mentally slow adult man $100 to have a good look at his penis. The guy didn't want to, but Frank intimidated him into it. He filmed it and kept the footage for his own personal amusement. Sick freak.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
Hey Dan, I'm going to hire this guy to be your friend in Ohio or wherever. Who knows, maybe you'll get along. Best frends!
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Sources tell me K1wi Farms is stable. Jocelyn 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:29:40 ID: 7bfc63 No.289106 [Reply]
Please God.
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KFags is up right now. Seems like the gay op isn't being done hard enough and the J0sh whining was too loud. >>289215 Well, in defense to the OP, this is a thread about the lolcow website. The one with the users who are lolcows. I think it's called Quickie Forums or something like that.
>>289282 Imagine samefagging on a DNB site about SNCA to an audience of no one
>>289286 I don't post on Shitter
Welp, I've officially re-blocked KF and will not even be checking it to see if it goes back up online. My time is more valuable than that. RIP dead gay shota pedo website. Danny Lopez on suicide watch and going to play in traffic.
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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 03:08:56 No.8041 [Reply] [Last]
hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you
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Fuck you J0sh
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Hi J0sh I know you post on /cow/ Fuck you
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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
http://archive.fo/iJd34
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Counter-Daniel Lopez's existence bump.
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It doesn't seem like his transition is going smoothly.
>>289071 What the fuck. Napoleon Bonaparte really let himself go.
>>289136 It turns out that the difference between Napoleon and Ben Franklin is a haircut.
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FBIchan general (8chan/8kun/Odin) Anonymous 10/19/2019 (Sat) 22:26:59 ID: 5aa03a No.13388 [Reply] [Last]
Share your favorite snaps.
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I haven't heard anything about TheTheGatorGamerGamer or Ron Watkins since Ron lost a primary election in Arizona, and it weirds me out to this day that I've been in prolonged contact with a (failed) politician I've seen on TV. J­i­m used to have his own 8chan/8kun board, /j­i­m/, which was one of the most horrifying boards I've ever seen, Someone had made a "WHERE'S THE VIDEO, J­I­M" thread, jokingly conflating him with Internet Aristocrat/Mister munchhausen/whatever the fuck he calls himself today, and J­i­m Watkins replied with the sweatiest, fattest, oldest, nudest yoga video I've ever seen in my life. It probably should have been in the OP. Ron, despite his misguided and bizarre run for public office, didn't really seem like lolcow material to me. Not very responsive and not very interesting when talking person-to-person, though the fact that I was the guy who ran an infamous trolling board on his website probably colored those conversations. I still own #8kun on Rizon and it's been dead for the entire seven years I've owned it.
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>>288874 Guess I missed some of the wordbutters there. Rookie mistake.
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>>288875 How do you feel about the prospect that TheTheGatorGamerGamer Watkins was allied with Gen. Michael Flynn on some retarded psyop, Q-Anon, that won Trump the election? pic unrel
>>288891 It would be pretty bizarre if the first Trump administration was directly involved in keeping the first 8chan afloat.
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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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This tard yeah, wonder why this thread is suppressed. Bump
We need to talk about how Fagmin turns the server off at convenient times. He won't like this, but it's going to be mentioned anyway.
Fagmin probably going to nuke this whole board soon upon the advice of JEWS, by the looks of things. Prove me wrong.
Bump this thread too I guess since he's a faggot
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Pamperchu thread Anonymous 04/30/2020 (Thu) 15:03:08 ID: f52e8b No.46595 [Reply]
This thread is dedicated to our favorite meth induced schizophrenic ABDL that CRAVES CHILDREN not to mention his friend rebel foxy who is as bad if not worse WHO LITERALLY UPLOADS VIDEOS OF HIMSELF SHITTING IN HIS DIAPERS ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyI8Xp1Nr6BYWc7VIeQrgGw https://www.youtube.com/user/averybabbitt2010/videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqfp5Kz-Hhg
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BUMP
Pedochu
Those were the good old days when only a few knew about him; every shitty celebrity who decided to expose him ended up killing the cow.
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>>288164 Do you think his YouTube exposure was a factor in this supposed pedo turn he's taken? We've had several threads about people on YouTube getting gigantic audiences and then trying to fuck a kid, and while it's VERY WEIRD for Pamperchu to take the same turn, it fits a pattern.
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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>287655 Filled with complete lies and debunked videos/clips provided by emptyhero the sweaty gamer
Britbong truly turned into a unironically gay sweaty gamer, and besides that, he's incapable of making anyone laugh with his trolling. It seems to me that everyone who talked trash about him has been vindicated. One of the rare cases where a lolcow is truly 100% what all his alogs say.
>>288162 >Britbong truly turned into a unironically gay sweaty gamer Many such cases among Britfaggots in general and I'm getting pretty sick of it.
>>288162 I sure as shit don't need vindication, but maybe somewhere out there Krapple is thriving and getting all of the giant clits he's ever craved. I haven't seen him anywhere since maybe 2018 or 2019.
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