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DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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>>254030 He doesn't have a soyface
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>He doesn't have a soyface
>>254809 Prove he has a soyface you cant faggot
>>254913 You are the discount Bryan Dunn, Ghost
>>254809 damn, spicofniccolo gained some muscle mass and finally tanned a little bit? oh, nevermind, that is a soyjak, lol

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Toad 09/11/2020 (Fri) 15:51:43 ID: d6d488 No.81929 [Reply]
Happy anniversary /cow/, You aren't what you used to be. Now it's just a bunch of faggots in the IBM thread waddling around like zombies. feels bad man
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>2024 >check the place out again >it's still the same gay G​AMERGATE shithole it was since the ass end of 8chan's living days >it's still focused on faggy moralizers mojcaesar187agging over random faggots online instead of laughing at retarded people >threads about actual lolcows are even sitting in the catalog, locked, while the board is still DID YOU HEAR INTERNET CELEBRITY DRAMA GUY DID X?!?!?!? THAT'S HECKIN PROBLEMATIC I BET HE'S A PEDO!!!!!! Guess the writing was on the wall as far back as when a mod trollshielded secrios when people were having a giggle at his mlp fat fetish and his funny old internet videos.
>>254879 Ok nuzach bitch some more about the moderation >we are listening
>bloodsports teen instantly finds 4 year old thread and jumps in to defend the absolute STATE of the place
>>254879 >threads about actual lolcows are even sitting in the catalog, locked You're not getting your ogre thread back Nuzach.

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>246040 names? was it wrist the homeless crossdresser bbc lover? who?
>>246044 yeah the drunk wrist guy, that was on a stream a couple months back on gayholes channel, said he was going to kill him and was talking about doing meth as well
TheTheGatorGamerGamer won nice thread, very embarrassing!
>>246002 >>246009 >>246040 >>246044 >>246049 >>249335 Sup Nuzach, ¿que pasa? goblenzito, still seething about Wrist and the Guntstream for 4 years straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>254049 sHe will accuse you of being sneedious, esoanon or the weasel or any other person who b t fo'd him

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Ian Randolph Foote / IanFooteBased Unironic Ralphamale 08/04/2024 (Sun) 02:29:01 ID: 3ad818 No.254397 [Reply]
Ian Randolph Foote is a 50-year-old something Nova Scotian Canadian who spends his day making YouTube videos ranting about ranging from his past personal life, feminism, tranny, jews, patriarchy, etc. Ian claimed to have worked in the IT industry for 20 years but lost it all after a long court battle regarding his daughter's custody with his gook baby mama, Selena. Estranged from his family, Ian now lives alone in some bumfuck apartment ranting to the internet about his tribulations. contact@ianfoote.com https://www.quora.com/profile/Ian-Foote https://www.youtube.com/@IanFooteBased https://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Foote/pfbid0p7B7L42BFe3rF4QVeDa3cwck2jAej5whQcXY52kAwy1qoiPz8dMGDLCHG7gb4cYCl/ https://www.ianfoote.com/
My favorite videos from Ian and why I think he's a lolcow.
>>254397 >>254398 I honestly think retards like this are created in a test tub by ZOG to delegitimize any criticism of ZOG.
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>>254397 >>254398 >my daughter had a battle of wills with me and she won >hurt my daughter as much as you want >rape her and kill her and bury her body in a forest
>>254397 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wzMrzRZf0I https://preservetube.com/watch?v=5wzMrzRZf0I Pretty good lore video on his ex-wife Sharon, his gook brown baby mama she's brown, i was misremembering it, and his daughter.

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David Lance David Lance 07/27/2024 (Sat) 12:04:47 ID: f201a1 No.254034 [Reply]
-David Lance- --confirmed sweaty gamer child groomer who playser games like roblox and afk arena to prey on children. --He likes to prey on children in games like, AFK arena, Roblox, League of legends, and minecraft. --his info below VV home town Ukiah, California +1 707-380-9540 https://www.facebook.com/simon.love.1297?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v https://www.youtube.com/@coloneldusty3238 sagitkin@hotmail.com

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josh is baste Anonymous 05/03/2020 (Sun) 04:58:43 ID: 6ef395 No.46952 [Reply]
very based jew
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>>252878 >"you've gotta accept the faggotry or else you're a troon groomer like everyone I don't like!" TheTheGatorGamerGamer will choke to death on his own Domino’s deep dish "personal" slice.
Is Jewshua Moonstein actually Jewish? I noticed on his recent MATI trans streams where talks about tranny cocks he seemed to support Trump for president of the Jewnited States. One of his favorite memes which brings him great joy is Hila Klein gunning down Palestinian children. He also spends hours discussing at length tranny cocks but will not give any updates on the Israeli war. He claims to not be on either side of the war but methinks he is trying to appeal to the massive Jewish members of the farms who donate to his trans streams.
At the end of last MATI stream, someone named Jewcifero (who donates in chat all the time) said he supports Israel bickers it makes trannies mad, and Jewsh responded something like "that's the way to do it". You may notice Jewsh doesn't go too hard on Israel. He seems buck broken like Kanye and Nick Cannon. His X account was banned for offending the Zionists on D-Day and if he pisses off the Israeli Kiwis then he risks losing shekels. Elon was supposed to liberate us from the evil clutches of censorship but nothing has changed.
>>253193 Has he said anything about Bennie coming to the US?
>>253992 In the recent stream about Mr Beast's tranny friend he said that he supports Israel and feminism. He doesn't have enough time to talk about both trannies and Bibi's war crimes, and he's definitely not being bias about the topics he chooses to discuss on stream.

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>>62138 pics or didnt happen btard
Jessi Slaughter-Chandler.
>>81091 i'd ship them too
>>81091 >>98379 They could be memed to become a couple of course in fact, she would talk and be friendly with Chris without any doubt
>>62058 the last time i saw her online was back then, she was looking even fattier and hanging out with some lesbians

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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply] [Last]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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Zzzchan is dead, barely gets any posts, average of 6 daily users and 2PPH, and all those posts are lolispamming. Eden won. Dolphin won.
to be fair bee has always been shit
>>249876 >long filename substituting an actual post I can identify a wrist post when i see one.
>>250463 >muh Wrist Dolphin won, Jon. Your sites are dead and you are a pedo
is Koipedo and Acidkike still butthurt with Eden?

Veeh thread Unironic Ralphamale 03/06/2023 (Mon) 00:42:22 ID: c921ec No.194762 [Reply] [Last]
For the old times, /cow/, Vee keeps acting like a sperg and getting the worst audience. In this stream he acted like years ago, sperg out with his own site and revealed more about his own person than he should have. https://youtu.be/b7erBkBgTmc
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>>224039 Fucking coping pedo piece of shit.
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Vee keeps acting as lolcow, but nobody cares anymore.
Vee is actually grooming people to become trans https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/681517884#p681526010
is vee still married to the prostitute?

Onision : The onion cuck that should cut itself Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 18:12:20 ID: 590e25 No.8203 [Reply] [Last]
King Cuck of Youtube, Onion boy, creepy pedo... The list of nicknames for this Youtuber is long and varied. Last time we left our hero, he was defrauding the IRS and 8chan exploded so I will start a new thread here for what it's worth given the subject matter.

I would repost the video some no-name youtuber did compiling the house tour videos along with a comprehensive list of items proving Onision wasn't as strung up financially as he claimed but it has been shoa'd from Youtube. It is safe to assume the video was taken down by a claim from Onion boy given his considerate track record of such actions taking down anything remotely critical of him.

Rumor has been going about Onision, now with his most recent wife involved i lost count of how many he went through so far being involved in grooming underage girls for sex on Twitter.

Now, while I do take the following with a grain of salt given the source, I wouldn't be surprised otherwise. The site Crazy Days and Nights, a celebrity gossip site allegedly ran by a lawyer firmly ingrained in the Hollywood businesses of celebrities has recently published a blind item reveal and the reveal was about the Onion boy himself. While I discredit out of hand anonymous gossip, CDAN has had a surprisingly accurate score in the past in terms of reveals so I am willing to entertain what he says as food for thought given Onision's track record : https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/09/blind-items-revealed-6_15.html

>SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2019
>Blind Items Revealed #6
>[first published on]September 4, 2019

>Almost 3 years ago, many reports surfaced about this A-list YouTuber getting pictures from underage fans. Somehow he was able to continue his career and avoid being charged for child porn. Very recently, a victim has come forward alleging child sex abuse by this YouTuber, starting in her early teens.

>[revealed as] Onision

Furthermore, someone did come out as of late to explain the relationship she had with Onision and his wife who outright playfully made grooming allusions on their twitter in regards of this said, minor girl. While it seems fashionable for women for the past few years to lie about sexual accusations and rape allegations, it isn't the first time either that Onion boy has had sketchy shit with minors previously unearthed.
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>>29495 Xddddddddddddd
Onision = bad Digibro = good
I went to high-school with this moron. He used to wear a trench-coat (lol) and roller-blade everywhere. He also had a website with nothing but his own face plastered everywhere on it. Dude has always had problems.
>>250422 Got any good stories?
>>251988 Is he still alive?

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