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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>247298 He's referring to the quickly deleted stream that Jewsh did immediately after the Christchurch shooting. I don't have an archive but it went about as expected. "HE WASN'T WRONG! THEY REALLY DO BE INVADING! HAHAHA, LET'S WATCH THIS WOMAN CRY FOR HELP ON LOOP FOR A WHILE"
>>247869 No. It was years before Christchurch. Weev took an interest in KF as a way to recruit spastics to muh dissident right. Fatherless TheTheGatorGamerGamer got excited about the attention from an e-famous e-daddy and tried to impress Weev. TheTheGatorGamerGamer wrote this giant textwall essay about muh white genocide and muh great replacement and posted it on KF. He went full /pol/ spastic and deliberately attracted all the other /pol/ spastics who promptly ruined the site forever. The whole reason TheTheGatorGamerGamer went to Moldova/Ukraine was to try hang around Weev IRL. Weev was living in Transnistria at the time. Of course TheTheGatorGamerGamer also needed a cheap place to live at the time bickers his long-suffering mother had finally thrown him out bickers the Donny Long disaster got her sacked from her realty job bickers spastics spammed CP to every email address in her company. This is basic KF history. I guess you cunts must all be newfriends.
Yes we need another J0sh thread

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Theletterten / Jason Richard Schippnick You Gay Lol 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:12:24 ID: 673235 No.270277 [Reply]
Theletterten / Theletter10 / Letter10media / iamtheletterten / thattengirl / Mselleten / Ten10101012 / Letter10 / Manator / ManatorV / jschippnick / Ten Sky / Ten Schippnick / Jason Schippnick / Jason Richard Schippnick <"The Letter Ten <Hey everyone! My name is Ten and I play indie games and sometimes I review them! <She/Her <Ten aka TheLetterTen" Born December 1983, 41 year old from Portland, Oregon. Previously lived in Atlus, Oklahoma. He likes to play video games often, Especially Indie games and was a producer for a game called Twilight Oracle. Jason has left thousands of reviews at various places as a local guide on Google. https://archive.ph/ME824 He graduated from Altus High School in 2002. Jason was sued by Discover Bank in 2013 for breach of agreement and sued his wife in 2015 over child support. Postjobfree resume, https://www.postjobfree.com/resume/adgwoe/data-entry-customer-service-altus-ok A https://archive.ph/pz60b Custody case from a decade ago, https://unicourt.com/case/urc-CASEik7a053669704f And Midland Funding LLC v Jason Schippnick from 2014. https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc2-caseikd181c3d39fae-250653 Twitter, https://twitter.com/Ten10101012 A https://archive.ph/bM0OI

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JPMorgan Internal Security Information TheAmazingKyleRobbins 08/27/2023 (Sun) 02:53:58 No.221594 [Reply]
Hi, My name is Kyle Robbins. I'm the Sr. SRE manager of GTI (Global Technology Infrastructure)/CNS (Compute, Network, Storage) at JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMC). My JPMC SID is V677983. I report directly to GTI ESX Operations Sr. Manager of the Americas, Kenneth L. Falor (SID F671000). A detailed description about JPMC's internal security protocols can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu81 A detailed description about JPMC's W.A.D.U. employee monitoring system can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu80 I wanted to let everyone know that I stand in solidarity with Kenneth L. Falor. The things that we have been asked to do by JPMC upper management with regards to eliminating unwanted employees is not right...and that's putting it lightly. I can no longer continue to do the things I have been pressured to do. List of VMware employees currently compromised by the JPMC's phone spyware and are effectively being blackmailed: - Dixon Ly - Nimish Desai - Steven Tumolo - Vlad Lalovic - Chirag Patel - Trey Tyler

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Nigger employees
>>221594 Godspeed OP.
This is very interesting and in no way does it belong on /cow/.
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Unironic Ralphamale 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:07:39 ID: 18d5aa No.226810 [Reply]
This is the crazy lolcow extravaganza from the 1990s you've never heard of. This show's format was STOLEN (and ruined) by Jerry Springer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaY7zquMd8 >The host Wally George. An angry, loudmouth Republican who shouts down HILARIOUS liberal guests and always trash talks them. Wally called for homosexuality to be made illegal. And even though he was kind of based, he was also kind of crazy. >The show HOT SEAT. This was Southern California's most HIGH ENERGY show at the time. It was a must see to locals who lived near Disneyland. >The guests The guests were pre-selected to be loony crazy liberals, and they are just too funny. And they're real people (even when the show can seem fixed). This is a must see. It's a testament to how much ancient LOLCOW shit you'll never see bickers no one will ever remember it/post about it.
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>2nd lolcow: TheTheGatorGamerGamer TheTheGatorGamerGamer Myers was a foulmouthed liberal who believed Republicans were trying to create a theocratic fascist new world order https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQT6Dm2C_8 He often wore sunglasses and called Wally's audience 'dogs.' His anger is really funny
Here's 2 hours of wally being prank called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKUld1x2Yc
>>226810 This is good.
Wally gets trolled by own audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhnD68OkgQ
Saw this show and it was lame in fact of course.

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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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>>152556 Sometimes I forget how evil this world really is.
>>184279 > you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types Post the links then
>>188205 some legal work around bullshit prob
>>152556 Why is it ALWAYS that phenotype of male that are so okay with shit like this?
>>140503 >DMCAs every single copy on the internet. Based?

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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imhB36SjD0[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuKqhYggQo&t=1160s[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoDPIVtTHI&t=13s[Embed]
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
templeos.org
https://christine.website/blog/templeos-1-installation-and-basic-use-2019-05-20
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Would you please shut the fuck up about Terry Davis , he was a mentally ill nut who ranted on streams , abused his parents and jacked off into a webcam in a van in the desert... if your really going to insist this dude was some height of human achievement I Think we've finally found of winner for the stupidest pricks on planet earth
>>140837 Terry was based kill yourself foxdick.
>>140845 Terry was foxdick kill yourself based
>>15363 >5 years later Still waiting for Shitatle to be nuked by the Chinese or whatever.
Almost 6 years later btw

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Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
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Bump.
Alog made the turkey hoes submit to his 6 inch wonder dick, can you fools say likewise?
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Today's the day. I am ready.
>>20078 Yo JEWS, someone did an interview with your boy a couple of months ago https://youtu.be/GdAMDPy3280
The man, the legend

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Tom Czerniawski Unironic Ralphamale 06/07/2025 (Sat) 06:39:18 ID: fdf227 No.269891 [Reply]
Tom Czerniawski is a failed gaming journalist and self proclaimed "bioweapons expert" who regularly posts on twitter and 4/pol/ about how vaccine prions will soon cause humanity to go extinct. The guy is very narcissistic and pretends that he is saving humanity and has a few loyal twitter followers who he asks to help defend him from pharmaceutical shills (see criticism) in his threads on 4chan. Narcissistic failed journalist leading a cult would be fun enough on it's own but he also advertised services for prion testing with basic tests costing $150 for your homemade blood smear to be analyzed in a lab all the way in Japan. And if this homemade blood sample shipped to Japan has anything wrong with it the lab offers additional prion testing for low cost of $1500 and everyone should be tested bickers everyone has been exposed to prions through vaxx shedding. He gets extremely upset when called out for his obvious scam. You can find him on /pol/ posting "Aaaaaaaaa" with a Canadian flag or on Twitter @BlackTomThePyr8
I think the dude is just retarded and the scientist selling the test is the puppet master here.

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 03:08:56 No.8041 [Reply] [Last]
hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you
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Jewsh dicks works after PPP sucking it.
People here are jealous about PPP being really a good friend with Josh.
He is a pedo and white trash, like jcaesar187
>>30978 What's with the furry shit bro?
Fuck you J0sh

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Sean "ShinGoji/SCGodzillaGuy" McGuinness Toad 05/19/2021 (Wed) 22:55:26 ID: c44690 No.103205 [Reply]
Just your average talentless 2000s webcomic creator suffering from TDS, or is he? His old webcomic, Twisted Kaiju Theatre, was created by playing with giant monster dolls action figures and consisted primarily of poop and sex jokes, of which he doubtlessly has no first hand experience outside of lizard shaped sex toys. Sometime in the middle of Trump's presidency, he decided that this highbrow humor didn't reflect the person he was and he no longer had a black roommate to shield himself from criticism, so he bawwleted all the old comics and replaced them with even less funny SJW pandering. He supplements his disability by selling bootleg Godzilla merchandise, posters, and even recast toys. For all of which there is no doubt that he does not have a license to produce. He really likes godzilla, and it is undeniably sexual in nature bickers he used to host full breasted pinup "Kaiju Girls" drawn by furfags on his website. Somehow this faggot has a wikipedia article (which he contributed to) about his comic, and it has escaped deletion for its complete irrelevancy. Most of it is outdated since it pertains to the deleted comics. Amazingly he has gotten worse at producing a webcomic, even lazy photo "comics", with over two decades of experience. The timing does not even resemble that of comedy and you have to scroll down a massive page to read the whole thing. His "art" can be found on the internet archive, and his homepage: https://www.neomonsterisland.com
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>>103270 His active social media is his twitter (https://twitter.com/neomonsterisle) where he retweets movieblob. He have had a now defunct SCGodzillaGuy twitter. He is also on facebook where he is the moderator of a "Godzilla and Kaiju Fanpage" which he uses as a political soapbox. The easiest way to get a rise out of him is to voice conservative opinions or opposition to the insertion of politics into a children's movie fandom, let him know Godzilla 1998 is your favorite and try to get him into an argument about its merits, explain that sprite comics take more effort than photocomics, or just tell him that he is not an artist for making shitty shoops and playing with dolls. Perhaps someone could let Toho and Legendary know an American who can easily be made an example of, in their kangaroo copyright courts, is profiting off of bootleg Godzilla merchandise. He doesn't even have a parody fair use defense for a lot of it. Apparently he's worn his politics on his sleeve for almost as long as he's been spewing visual diarrhea on the internet, but somehow still needed to delete his old comics for being politically incorrect. Could it be his newfound SJW buddies took a look at his past?
>>103275 Don't forget to bring up the fact that Monster Island Buddies is just a guy filming himself playing with toys and that he still found more success and respect. Looking at those flat, glassy eyes and skinny arms, this boy has been dead inside for a long while.
So did this guy hide the furry art out of shame or did his new fwends tell him he's literally raping fictional dinosaur women? I mean he's stupid either way, furfag artists with no scruples make bank on fetish commissions.
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