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Omarchy, the new lolcowOS Unironic Ralphamale 09/18/2026 (Fri) 11:07:27 ID: ef50f9 No.290626 [Reply]
Omarchy (by Omacom) is "We've made the decisions for you" Linux distro, heavily AI-assisted around proprietary software, designed to run proprietary AI coding agents (unusual security risk) having access to your full system, where they execute commands usually not stop for confirmation. >honeypot or legitimate project? >the funding and promotion are certainly unusual $18.5 million >Sam Altman (Co-founder and CEO of OpenAI), Mark Zuckerberg (CEO of Meta), Tobi Lütke, Patrick Collison, Michael Dell, Jeff Friedman, Leonid Dubinsky, Stav Solomon, Aaron Reisman, Amir Harel, Benjamin Katz, Benjamin Wolf, Bruno Katzjarowski, David Dashefsky, Davis Goodman, Jacob Rosenthal, Nina Dubinsky, Roman Weisman, Salomon Mole, Yam Catzenelson etc. >heavy promotion & large scale SEO (similar how Brave has promoted w/ $30 million spent) >Meta, Cloudflare, Anthropic, OpenAI etc. >Claude Code, OpenAI Codex, Google Antigravity, GitHub Copilot etc. >Spotify, 1Password, proprietary/web applications, Discord, WhatsApp, other commercial services >includes Basecamp & DHH owned 37signals & related software/services >1.5-2.0 GB RAM usage at idle + large default installation >passwordless sudo w/ disabled sudo password prompts >paid AI APIs, token-subscriptions Reported security issues: >accepts command injection through video titles, notifications, sudo helper >Lua injection through USB device names

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>>290626 >Sam Altman (Co-founder and CEO of OpenAI), Mark Zuckerberg (CEO of Meta), Tobi Lütke, Patrick Collison, Michael Dell, Jeff Friedman, Leonid Dubinsky, Stav Solomon, Aaron Reisman, Amir Harel, Benjamin Katz, Benjamin Wolf, Bruno Katzjarowski, David Dashefsky, Davis Goodman, Jacob Rosenthal, Nina Dubinsky, Roman Weisman, Salomon Mole, Yam Catzenelson etc. Lol, a list of Jews
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Unironic Ralphamale 10/20/2026 (Tue) 16:46:21 ID: 3f8a62 No.291228 [Reply] [Last]
Rebecca is a schizophrenic spiritual tranny that groomed her boyfriend when he was a minor. Discuss. 4747 69th Ave NW, Olympia, WA 98502
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Wtf is this word filter lol Done nothing to curb Döne nothing to curb
Randomly applied filter apparently, bretty güd
>>291418 there's a non 0 chance peTheGatorGamer has sent her screen shots of her handy work and her devices are compromised
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>>291418 You know you can have google ping you when your name starts showing up on newly indexed cocks . Only people who do this are vain ass influencers , publicists, reputation management specialists , and losers who hyperventilate about reputation management but im repeating myself…. >omg i dropped her name and talked shit about her in between all of /cow/‘s cunnyposting how does she know >>291417 Yeah. This one got me so fucking wet i slid off my chair. He can step right over my dead body and steal wnatever he wants.
Only thing hotter than a hot cop is a DIRTY cop kek

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Anonymous 01/30/2020 (Thu) 21:11:06 ID: 2c1776 No.29934 [Reply]
>he no longer can afford to host most videos and images So when is Joshua Coomer Moon running out of money? What happened, did the paypigs stop donating crypto to him in exchange for taking down their pages or stalking literal who ecelebs or did some Ukranian rebels stole all his shit?
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>>63990 >September 2019 C'mon man.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
Interesting thread
When is J0sh Moon going to be imprisoned for fraud. I know, I know, not going to happen with the current criminal regime in Washington but still we need to discuss this.
>>291508 Do your part by finding all his crypto wallets and printing them all out and sending tjem to the IRS via certified mail, like i did with about $250,000 worth. Oink oink piggu. Pay for my Medicaid and my SNAP benefits you fat fuck.

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 03:08:56 No.8041 [Reply] [Last]
hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you
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Hi J0sh I know you post on /cow/ Fuck you
Interesting thread
Fat loser.

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Doxxing a brazillian pedo lolcow Unironic Ralphamale 10/22/2026 (Thu) 22:49:45 ID: 3fd27d No.291335 [Reply]
Name: Bruno Costa Silva Filho (Bruno Hikikomori) CPF: 076.937.851-08 Phone Number: 64 992186377
What is the "lolcow" part asshole. I don't see the funny.

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>288162 >Britbong truly turned into a unironically gay sweaty gamer Many such cases among Britfaggots in general and I'm getting pretty sick of it.
>>288162 I sure as shit don't need vindication, but maybe somewhere out there Krapple is thriving and getting all of the giant clits he's ever craved. I haven't seen him anywhere since maybe 2018 or 2019.
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Never forget Jews and Emptyqueero were both smearing Britbong and he was protecting him on /cow/ so people wouldn't know it was Empty posting sexualized comments about Britbongs underage family members, pedo defender jews. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqOp5NBspXc Why does Empty target minors, five years old dude?
>>288162 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_poGCnkVJs Aside from his viral videos that you flag and report endlessly to supress out of jealousy hmm?

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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135 [Reply] [Last]
It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.
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>>289376 "her"
>>282135 I know Daniel Lopez will crucify me for this but, but man I find the Mexican version of Lidl Drip so hot. The other versions are totally valid too, I guess!
>>291134 That's not her tho, Oniontroon faildox.
>>291143 And you know her real dox how, tardshit
Also Lidl is a tranny so yes that's not the real dox. Keep simping for a tranny, Daniel Slowpez.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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Lmao, I haven't been on any imageboards since October, but I already figured his sad existence would continue the same, regardless of whether I was around to "bully" his old gaycel ass.
Interesting thread
>>288116 What a coincidence. I just created a thread about brown leftist incels. I wouldn't be surprised if Nuzach actually spends considerable time on incel Discord and forums, perhaps trying to groom zoomers.
More like Snooze-Ack

DroolKitty / Mace Dindu Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:00:54 ID: aa1181 No.286466 [Reply] [Last]
Discuss the unfunny tranny from Onion Farms who is larping (poorly) as a J0sh M00n fangirl in this thread. Also goes by Mace Dindu on OnionFarms. - claims to be a blonde 18 year old girl - claims to be in love with J0sh - attention whore - most obvious catfish attempt ever
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>>291034 he definitely won't be slaying your bussy, is that why you are so mad?
>>291035 nope, which is why i don't feel the need to come here to fight for his honor day and night. know you can't relate
>>291042 >fight for his honor day and night. I chalk it up to Dan and Null both being closeted gay.
DroolTardo, if you're still on this board please stop chasing Null bickers he's gay (homosexual) and also he doesn't really deserve it. He likes neko shota, much like Naught and Keffals. He's not into women or trans women.
Nvm, I forgot that telling someone NOT to chase someone is pretty much going to guarantee it happens. So go kick rocks or something.

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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>DJ Axle loses his cat and gets a restraining order from his family (06/18/2026) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJTsQj5glkc This video title could not be more on point. DJ Axle informs the public that, three months ago, he was served with a restraining order by his entire family and blames the child he groomed (Raven) for it. Ironic internet troll DJ Axle defeated by one of his own underage victims. This is a good watch. There is plenty of crying and coping over both the restraining order and the cats he keeps getting killed. He should probably report this latest death to the shelter he adopted them from. If they are informed through other means, there might be consequences as he also informs us in this video.
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Swan Kelly helping DJ Axle spread Warhammer's dox.
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https://files.catbox.moe/5knyx1.webm Archive of the audio of the steam where DJ axle talked about being detained for a search at the airport and having to show them the furry porn on his phone to prove he isn't a nazi terrorist original title: Getting LITTY in CYBERPUNK setting... 🥃🚬-agC4_YVak6w

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