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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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>>283320 Enjoy taking your IQ test every time you make a 4chan post, faggot.
And in case it's not clear to the reader, I will spell it out: You must pass. 5 captchas. On top of a 60 second wait. Per. One post. Every time. Or you can self-dox an email address, wait 2 minutes and pass 10 captchas to get a temporary tracking cookie so you can post for awhile. Oh yeah and even if you do all that, expect to get randomly IP ranged banned often with no reason given bickers lol fork over money like a good little goyim for your paid goy pass. But this glown!gger is here to tell you that you should be happy that you can post on 4chan at all, in a sea of bots and shills (and shillbots). So that and post on 4chan all day and do your 1000 AI-training captches like a good little goyim mud golem, until you get banned and then just shut up and read your slop threads. Get it? That is what you will do, readers.
Still sucks unfortunately.
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>>39419 4chan /pol/ has potential but the trolling shit is ridiculous the got damn shitskin pajeets and shlomos hide behind meme flags and the crappy ass jannies don't do anything and complain when you tell people how to whack the shit
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Unironic Ralphamale 06/07/2026 (Sun) 06:01:55 ID: a97185 No.287783 [Reply]
thoughts on autistic communities * [autismchan.net] * [wrongplanet.net] * [autistan.net] * [autchat.com] * [reddit.com/r/autism] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticAdults] * [reddit.com/r/AutismTranslated] * [reddit.com/r/ActualAspies] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticPeeps] * [neuroclastic.com] * [autisticadvocacy.org] * [awnnetwork.org]
SNCA

I am a cringe autistic lolcow please bully me! Unironic Ralphamale 06/06/2026 (Sat) 04:55:33 ID: 53137a No.287713 [Reply]
I'd like to present myself as a lolcow. I am a lolcow bickers I advocate for pic related type discussions to be had. My ideology is simple, I believe that the most Important thing to work towards is the creation of the ultimate form of life - the most perfect organism that can either adapt any environment to themselves or themselves to any environments for the greatest reproductive success for the genes that constitute their DNA (or whatever else is the closest approximation to that for them). This is the result of a long cogitation and Socratic questioning process in relation to morals and ethics, where I began with religious Christian morality and saw the foundations of that as being personal pursuit of pleasure and pain avoidance, and saw that as the foundation of secular normative ethics as well. Then I asked why we feel pleasure and pain, and I got to evolution, and then I went from there to ask what was at the end of evolution, trying to see what the process was moving toward, and drew my conclusions above from that as being the meaning of life. The next part was to ask what would be the best thing to do to bring that about, and that led me to white supremacy. White people are the most unique looking race of human, with genes for low eumelanic features like blonde hair and violet eyes. It is this that makes them the best candidates for the ancestors to the end of evolution out of all the creatures on the earth. The reason for this is that as technology removes most other survival pressures, sexual selection becomes the strongest remaining determinant of reproductive success. Looks become the most important thing, and it is bickers of the fact that so many low eumelanic features such as red hair and green eyes are unique to white DNA that they are the most important phenotypes to protect.

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I have also considered a more american style governmental structure. As an alternative to that one, but either way I'd like the government to lack legislative powers, bickers the NAP is already so fucking perfect as far as laws go. On the rehabilitation route for criminals, it goes without saying that it only applies to those who are considered to be people. The idea is that the only important thing insofar as the penal system goes is whether or not it reduces the number of times the laws are broken, especially when it comes to serious violations of the more important NAP laws. Speaking of, when it comes to the sodomites my idea is that instead of executing or imprisoning them, which would drive them into hiding and allow them to subvert the culture from the underground, we'd send them to a penal colony where they could have full autonomy and sovereignty and take all property or belongings they possess with them, and the law would be that any straight white male human who is caught doing any act of a romantic or sexual nature with another male creature of any race or species would be banished and exiled to a penal colony where they would be forbidden under penalty of death from ever returning, however the colony would be so nice that faggots would turn themselves in to he sent there. This would be the most effective way of ridding our eutopia of their corrupting influence, to make sure they stay loyal and to reduce their numbers, we might make them into a military force we could deploy upon our empire's enemies. The second type of tax: in addition to the LVT of Georgism, I'd also have a secondary tax of x amount of $ collected at regular intervals from every person in the empire. The empire's expansion: none but those of the white race may be permitted to set foot in the borders of the empire and live, all shitskins and jews would be put to death immediately upon their entry into the boundaries of the empire. The empire would expand by sending out every son of an even number in their birth order within their families to go into the next land that exists just outside of the imperial borders, to take up residency within that land with the goal of seizing as much power over it as they could, and have as many biological children by the females of that land as they possibly could, thus aiding the empire to eventually change its demographics so much that it would easily be assimilated into the empire after a sufficient number of generations. Additionally the families in this other land would be instructed to send every son of an even birth number into the next land over from that land, which is not toward the empire, thus causing the slow and mostly peaceful conquest by gradual genetic and demographic change to spread out and expand the empire across the whole world. Yes my strategy for global conquest is organized bleaching. The sons of an odd number in the birth order would instead be made to remain in the land they were born and make as many children by as many females as they could. They would be the home team to their even number born brothers away team. If any land's people's leaders refuses to cooperate with this process the military would exist to force them to comply, or just invade and butcher everyone to simply take the land for the empire and it's people to move on in.

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So OP is a sweaty gamer?
>>287717 I take a lot of showers. I have my best thoughts there. I'm someone who isn't as influenced by what others think and I separate emotion from a lot of the process too. I try to figure out what would work and separate it from what wouldn't work, by imagining in happening under the circumstances it would occur under and how people would be affected under those conditions. I aim not to eliminate suffering but instead create stability. In my hypothetical society a girls life would most likely be living as a piece of property belonging to her father or oldest closest related male family member and then seeing the ownership of herself being sold to a postpubescent male at some point as he acquires his possession of her as his wife. Many forms of gurochan tier libertine degeneracy would be legal and not unexpected: incest and excessive sweating would be a normal part of everyone's childhood: prepubescent boys being made to receive sex with their mothers, sisters, and other female family members on a constant basis starting from the day they are born (but with it being culturally expected there'd be no shame to it, and they won't end up a mental case like davidito); prepubescent girls with all their family members of both sexes, with the female halves of their families helping to prepare them for sex with their male family members (eg stretching). Adulthood begins at puberty, and at this time the boys are declared men and sent away to serve their compulsory term of military service, while the girls are married off as brides or sold off as slaves to a man who likely had just returned from their term of service by this time, although perhaps the society might evolve to keep them virginal for better value as a wife/slave. Polygyny would be another form of seven made normal here. Male-male homophilia would be illegal, but as we covered it would be punished by having the offender and all they own except for their lands (and possibly their victims as well) sent away to some penal colony outside of the society where they could build their own little sodom and gomorrah, and we would also form a military unit there composed entirely of boyhole-loving faggots which we toss into the meat grinder of war (ala the sacred theban band) to prevent revolts I could also expect other forms of degeneracy like possibly cannibalism vampirism and dairy products being sold that were human breast my jewish mother or made with human breast my jewish mother (eg cheeses). Its a gooners paradise of depravity, there's even racemixing beyond the borders, as bleaching is the means of imperial territory expansion, where half the male population born (every 2nd 4th 6th 8th born son to any mother) are upon their return from their term of service sent out from the territories held by the empire in the direction away from the capital city which lay at the empire's heart, into the next land over on a mission to take up residence and make as many babies as possible with the females there, then having the process repeat with their sons where their every son of an even number in their order of birth are sent to the next land over away from the first city of the empire, to have as many children as they could by the females of that neighbouring land, and so on. Waves of emigration are used to make other lands generically and culturally similar to the empire as the spawn of this bleaching campaign occupy the positions of power and influence and then one day simply hand over the territory to the empire as a new part of it. The means of expansion also doubles as a means of keeping the ratio of male to female low.

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>>287720 Shit, forgot to spoiler all my images lol. Just assume I had.

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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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>>280590 Lmao Ken's going to love that. Be sure and comment on all his posts like he did Chris Chan
>>280593 Hehe okay
This tard yeah, wonder why this thread is suppressed. Bump
We need to talk about how Fagmin turns the server off at convenient times. He won't like this, but it's going to be mentioned anyway.
Fagmin probably going to nuke this whole board soon upon the advice of JEWS, by the looks of things. Prove me wrong.

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Anonymous 02/23/2020 (Sun) 23:23:22 ID: 13aac3 No.35628 [Reply]
Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek
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He's a faggot
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>>35632 <It hasn't been good since a foreign agent stole the presidency. Damn, can y'all believe it's been 16 years since Obama already.
Also another weirdly inactive thread.
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Is Patrick Tomlinson wrong, stalker?

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Sprate Header / SprateH / Sprate / Sprate@nicecrewdigital / Mister Metokur's New Writer Unironic Ralphamale 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:54:33 ID: 7facc7 No.252665 [Reply]
Let me introduce you to Sprate Header aka Mister Metokur new writer & the savior of Foxdick Farms! Sprate is a P E D O defender, hypocrite of the highest caliber and a pathological liar. Sprate somehow manages to fuck up EVERYTHING & always boxes his own shadow, revealing his deep insecurity. Sprate vs Torswats Sprate has spent a year on his autistic crusade, looking in every nook and cranny for the Satanic P E D O menace, trying to bolster his cred as Foxdick Farm's finest. However, Sprate's ultimate project also fully revealed Sprate, getting countless details wrong in his thread! REMINDER: Sprate had 0 to do with Alan "Torswats" Filion's arrest, he can''t ever address that Foxdick Farms had no impact on "Torswats" & in fact muddied the waters for the swatters! Soon after Sprate's Torswats thread came out, Sprate not only allowed Kinochet to spread the false rumor Bryan Dunn was the swatter for weeks unquestioned, but Sprate went onto lie to TheTheGatorGamerGamer Metokur directly saying KOP admitted to being the swatter in a now DELETED comment(first screenshot). This directly lead to Bryan Dunn getting swatted, which Sprate encouraged with his actions. Whether or not Bryan Dunn deserved it is another matter, Sprate is anti-swat but encourages BS harassment campaigns leading to swats. Sprate used his Torswats thread to become the "authority" on torswats, only to then falsely accuse Bryan Dunn of being a murderer as a "joke"! Sprate's thread has countless errors, from accusing KOP of being involved solely from the swatter mentioning KOP in a few posts, to saying a "Lizard" character is involved with 0 proof other than the delusional P E D O DJ axle. None of this has been addressed almost a year later, why? Notably, one of Sprate's top sources on the Torswats group is a former swatter & P E D O tranny named "Naught" (https://archive.ph/hJJsH), Sprate works with chomo crossdressers Sprate does everything to appeal to Mister Metokike & TheTheGatorGamerGamer Moon, begging for the attention of and attempting to prove himself to his two e-daddy heroes non-stop. He'll gladly lie, twist and do anything just for a crumb of clout from either of his father figures. One of Sprate's fatal flaws is he considers any association to be endorsement, but never applies that standard to himself. Sprate isn't his own man or a trendsetter, just a stooge looking to fulfill a "lolcow" quota rather than have fun.

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Daniel Lopez = Naught THEORY. One of the most pressing issues of our time & anyone that dismissed it out of hand is pea-brained, not galaxy-brained.
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>>260460 >Referencing the website associated with known p3d0s like Klasky, FPS, Elame & Naught This is a bannable offense on the Sharty, BTW. https://soyjakwiki.org/Failtrolls#Skibidi_Farms https://tommyparky.com/wiki/Skibidi_Farms https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/Skibidi_Farms
>>286919 Yeah well this isn't the fuckin' Shitty, is it, tard
>>286920 In all seriousness, there is very little that I can find online about Sprite Feeder. Apparently this German rando in the sektur named Hausmeister hates him
>>287654 >German rando doubt, it's either Bryan Dunn or a close associate

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply] [Last]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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They do it at night time on purpose knowing Null has a normal sleep schedule unlike these NEETs.
Not-A-Pedo posts some dank cringe and seems to be getting a lot of the wrong kind of attention from KFarmers.
Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
Bump
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Suspended again, new account.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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Unfunny goblin-like kike. I've never seen a Jew that didn't belong in a concentration camp, really.
Yeah this is also going to have to be bumped.
Rat vermin
Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
Why does this faggot still LARP like he's the board operator if he hasn't had perms for like 6 years.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2026 (Tue) 22:21:50 ID: a6a8f4 No.285598 [Reply] [Last]
I'm a foid who makes video essays. Make me your next lowcow... if you dare. https://youtu.be/M58omIaCnzg?si=pCUzm4nbSpr1HKir
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>>286191 You don't get it. We must add together the equations, we must <Merge the algorithms
>>286200 Striner is still a marxist and you simply flash your jersey for a dead ideology that dies with the boomer. Good job having been behavioralized by 1980s soviet brainwashed idiots in the fucking 2020s. Thats in some way sadder and stupider than larpers that had themsleves brainwashed in the 2010s by a dead socialist 1940s ideology. And again, google, youtube and other GenX missing link media has no future. Who is your audience, going by the numbers, nobody
>>286228 You are a retard.
Reminder to ignore attention whore threads until tits have been posted.
>>287320 Everyone was ignoring this thread for 20 days until you bumped it. Fucking retard.

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Unironic Ralphamale 05/20/2026 (Wed) 23:28:56 ID: f7f8cf No.286936 [Reply]
He must have been wearing his heels when she met him. Why didn't you take any pictures together like you did with Anuscabbage? You could have even censored his face and just shown off how tall and aryan and soooo much bigger than you he is (spoiler: it's cause he's ugly, scrawny and 5'8)

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