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Unironic Ralphamale 10/30/2025 (Thu) 15:48:24 ID: 5f999a No.277536 [Reply]
I see the work "Homo est spectaculum hominis". The work is good. But the author is a drag queen. This is the work of a Brazilian drag queen. She is literally good at it. See the work: https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2025/10/homo-est-spectaculum-hominis.html?m=1 See the drag queen: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQU2Ccbj1hQ/
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>>277551 That's not my boyfriend. But if one day he becomes my boyfriend, I will make him an eternal girl. He doesn't have masculinity, he is perfect for total feminization.
>>277536 <drag queen <She Retard. >>277558 No one gives a shit, faggot.
Delicious.
Why is this guy so feminine? That's not normal. This femininity is extreme and hard. How is it possible? I don't see an extreme femininity like that every day.
>>277643 >Masculine face >Shit eyes like he hasn't slept in 30 hours >Jew nose >Fake boob >Man hand I don't see much feminine in fact of course beyond the obvious dress up and makeup. But w/e.

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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It seems Axle is not taking his last divorce from Shaggy too well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDPnTzXUN08
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>>276644 Rest in piss Stinky Pawfia! I don't think Shaggy will help you promoting a new channel again.
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Mormon Shaggy farewell message to DJ Axle.
>>276644 he changed his shirt!
>>165713 There is no way this guy lives in that shed. There are 3 structures on this property. A large grey house with two garage doors, a small white house, and finally the shed. The view from out his window reveals that he lives in a room at the back of the white house. I know the idea of him living in a shed is funny, but don't feel bad for him, this is a rich Norwegian defrauding his government.

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Minichan and the autistic hyper-savant^-syme named Autphag Unironic Ralphamale 04/04/2023 (Tue) 10:26:20 ID: 3a604e No.201020 [Reply] [Last]
It seems the deal to strike a non-attention agreement with the retardationally-oriented invalid-invitation poof-'n'-gummery was a hoax so I've dutifully decided to re-place it back here; Autphag believes he has IQs multiples beyond the Guassian spectrum's complete range bickers the North Koreans drummed the idea into his head during the 2000s. He then became a pathetic emulant of National Socialist thought with an intellectually desultory Slavic pseudo-persuasion during the 2010s. He, then, rediscovered Songun socialism upon winning a gender dysphoria diagnosis after losing it to aggressive, invisible and failed media trolls after in 2023 a 2021, mostly pseudo-Scottish English/Xiatyl-S.-Amerind heritage campaign was legally quashed for being an economically parasitic burden on the economy, similar to the one in the mid-2010s, the early-2010s, and the late-2000s. The sex-change of the Robertsonian Feudal-Conservative Bakhsh was so heavily criticized she had to fuck off to the Xiatic pseudo-Orient, for crying out loud; the thricedvth in a decadanal space. He believes he is a mathematician again. There's a tradition of y= concantenation being either a rote-symal activity or not and well, even Robb claims to exceed it :/
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r u alive?
>>224560 Remember when you betrayed me, 'Sophie', you broke my heart when you worshipped Hazelgrove over me...
>>241970 If this is Chac, lol; you're a vacuous outsell to the ultra low IQ Ital media and I'm cross with you atm
>>201020 I'm not autistic enough to read or care about all of this shit.
>>276199 Neither am I.

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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>>275661 ...helvette
>>275292 Are you talking about Bryan or Warhammer?
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this norwooding retarded phaggot took away the only funny and talented cocks creator to come around since Mama JF.
restoring this deleted post, why was it deleted though?
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>>276276 maybe bickers the dox is wrong. aksel wassas engstad. wrong address too. that's probably a relative of his. google recently updated street view btw. the shed has been renovated, if anyone was wondering how the hell the red shack had multiple rooms and doors and AC it's bickers there has been work done.

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply] [Last]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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>>275086 What a parasocial relationship this is. 🤣😂 Who simps for this sissy femboy undead zombie twink with barely any body hair other than his face or no muscle?! 😭
>>275086 It's obviously the lolcow in question pretending to be this woman who cares about him. It's evident in so many ways that it only makes his lolcow aura better.
>>275795 Are you Sandra herself pretending to be someone else saying Gnostic is pretending to be Sandra, or are you a real schizo? Did you not see the months worth of proof she interacted with him and cared about him? LMFAO!
>>275852 Gnostic, about is so low IQ that it's not even fair.
You Chris Chan lovers will find me anywhere to harass me lmfao.

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REQ: Pic of Fredrick Brennan with his succubus girlfriend Anonymous 03/29/2020 (Sun) 22:42:05 ID: 15a7db No.41867 [Reply]
My internet searches are failing me. Anyone have the pic of him and his succubus hamplanet girlfriend who fucked him bickers she had a disabled people fetish, which ultimately led to him stepping down as Wizchan admin?
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>>74171 >strawman >neurotypical Poetry
>>41867 Holy fuck he looks like cripple from cripplechan. Is that the hotwheels? Or did I already lost the rest of my sanity and long term memory?
>>76110 Welcome, newfriend. Enjoy you're are stay.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
He could do so much better. Remember when Anna and Dasha from Redscare where calling him a little hottie? I don't see him mentioning his wife these days, maybe they split.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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Damnit robi.
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The last day I checked tv.ch was last Thursday, and Nuzach was having an epic meltdown and being accused of being a Tranny or gay by anons who just like to talk about women and share vids and pics, I hope someone archived this, as it's always funny to see even random anons bully him, he should chilli up and stop being such a faggot cunt
Nuzach will end up being one of those depressed Jewfags who kills himself at Christmas. Just look at how much more insane and pathetic he's becoming as the holidays approach.
Continuing to bully him won't make him kill himself, he obviously wants to be killed or die in an accident, but he doesn't have the courage to do it alone. That's why he ultra-vaxxed himself.
His act of pretending he's not bothering with the thread has collapsed again. And since the new shitty gimmicks were already born aborted, now the smug troonime arc has started again. He's obviously butthurt when anons make fun of his age, it must be hard knowing that all his ex-classmates are now married with kids, and he's on Discord and imageboards getting bullied by people much younger than him. On imageboards that he hates so much and yet is unable to go a single day without using them. https://archive.ph/Bxxuv#168578

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>273985 >Britbong has been grooming a crossdresser boy from California for months, and this stopped being a simple Discord joke and turned into an IRL date. The boy is a minor. What the fuck man
>>275606 The guy who posted CP on 8/cow/ a pedo? I never thought it something like this would happen ever!
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>>275592 >>275606 Good to see you here, JEWS. That’s why I bumped this thread — remembering that you like Britbong my jewish mother. Britbong continues with the same antics he’s been pulling for years: using sock accounts, obsessively stalking and reporting his enemies, and of course still engaging in gay shit and spending most of his time online with people young enough to be his children. Not only is he crossdressing, but he is literally buying feminine utensils while streaming, only for "shitposting". Fuzhou is still butthurt with Britbong, but funny enough, of all the enemies Britbong cares so much about destroying, he doesn't even waste time on Fuzhou.
>>275792 Given that he, son of a cigarette smuggler, has been streaming garbage for years and apparently trying to fuck a child, I can't imagine him even knowing what isn't a waste of his time. He's an unemployable middle-aged adult son trying to fuck children on Discord bickers his island-bound family failed to make him a man.
>>275811 There are so many guys like Britbong these days, on Discord and trying to groom kids by becoming ecelebs. It's no wonder he reported the video recently posted in this thread exposing this.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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>>101194 >>101260 Actually hes BO here and on 8kuns /cow/ archive, he has chosen to step away rn due to being bored of the present cows in existence. hes still around on irc
>>101261 >jews is the BO here fake news
he's already doing his best to fuck with the place once again by putting shitty mods and being autistic
Oof
Unfunny goblin-like kike. I've never seen a Jew that didn't belong in a concentration camp, really.

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply] [Last]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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Brandon Robert kelley 917 N Calvert St, Baltimore, MD 21202 https://doxbin.com/upload/sweaty gamerBRANDONROBERTKELLEY Key words: sweaty gamer, Deranged, Jole, Cope, Archive, History, Narrative, Pedofile, Monique Dupree, Dao Yu, Imageboard, Drummer, Moderation, Negro childe, wethered refrence, jolemi
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motion this thread to rise in the catalog
>>127594 hi brandon
bump

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