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Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>39633 that's chijo
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>>47027 yonkers...
>>47027 how tf did you find your way here?
>>39674 i dont think analockman ever posted his face, and if he did he wouldnt fucking look like me. what the fuck. >>39695 No, what? >>63687 Magic, bitch.

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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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>>119357 lol so he has actually dated a tranny?
>>119357 Femboys are cute to be honest.
>>131134 Who are you?
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Seriously why is there no trace of the old vods with Anime conventions, tinder autism, 24 hour live streams etc. ? Like all that cocks and history on him just gone forever. pic related

Anonymous 10/18/2019 (Fri) 21:12:09 ID: 219720 No.13184 [Reply]
Name: Jackson ??? (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7502787/#7503079, https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7503154/#7503171)
Sex: M
Race: Mixed/Hapa/Asian?
Aliases (in order of use): Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens/desu (is known to change names and trips sometimes, but can easily be identified)
Tripcode: !!/teV8OjOn4u
Voice: https://vocaroo.com/i/s09hqgFVhkoF (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7791887/#7791909)
IP: (is dynamic, most likely outdated)
IP Location and Geolocation: NY, Yonkers, U.S.A.
ISP: Optimum Online
Age: 15 (possibly outdated)
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7388590/#7388600 (often mentions himself being "drunk")
-Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVWBsg-AhT9aVvvF5Ue1YQ (http://prntscr.com/np6za4, look in this video's comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVGgHDlLl5I&)[Embed][Embed]

-Reddit account: /u/Charterplex (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7828205/#7828205)
-Discord: lole#3121 (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7828205/#7828205)
-FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/ (first mention: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7587748/#7589019)
-8chan: is the owner of a board called /baaa/ https://8ch.net/baaa/
-Has a diaper and inflation fetish
-Has a fantasy about being put in a diaper by a "mommy kangaroo"

2019-01-07 06:19:35 United States, Yonkers
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no referrer ool-4a5ac7ec.dyn.optonline.net Optimum Online
Source: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7260507/#7265355

Confirmations of his face:

A pedozoo diapershit https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8798397/#q8800136
A pedo diapershit for humans https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8884674/#q8886636
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>>54377 recently he has literally been exposed
IMPORTANT THREAD https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/13276032/ ADDRESS EXPOSED
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>>114619 Not my address lmao.

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Archiving 8/cow/ Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 06:30:00 ID: 3ab41d No.150 [Reply]
Gentlemen, I think it's important that we consider archiving as many threads from 8/cow/ as possible in case archive.fo/is gets bullied into removing their archives of 8chan threads. I'll be backing up what I can but it'd be helpful if some other anons could help with this. It would really be a shame to lose all those threads and be forced to rely on foxdick to retrieve the information contained within them. I'm not even sure foxdick has most of the information considering how much Jewsh suppresses the content over there to protect his beloved cows.

Also need to probably make sure to backup all archives of the Rational skeptics thread to preserve them.

Some links to help you get started in case you want to help out in the effort.

>Archive of catalog, helpful for finding links to individual threads that might be archived

>Link to all archives of the Cyclical thread

>tor node to access 8chan/cow over tor to pull any content that isn't in archives already

Please try to save all information as html instead of just taking screencaps. If screencaps are needed they can be made from the html/page backups. Try to make sure you get all the images with the html page itself to preserve OC for future generations.

When I wake up I'll get started backing up as much as I can myself. If 8ch remains offline much longer I'll also start making threads for things that weren't part of the cyclical thread.
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Reminder that Jersh is also a lolcow https://archive.ph/vtlJQ#selection-4691.8-4703.146
>>150 btw, it is a damn shame no one archived the slums of elwood thread on cow, bickers we lost a whole lot of autism bickers of that especially the book written by Travis 2017. Here's a shitty raped 8kun link bickers TheGatorGamer Watkins is the biggest faggot on earth. https://8kun.top/cow/res/592588.html#901140
>>154516 Jooshie woochie coochie moonie bean >>154880 https://archive.ph/Q1gCq I did take the tame to make an 8kun archive though, better than nothing.
does anyone has the archives of the last time that TRSPERG posted? or when godwinson rant about how shit Ashton lost in the debate against Jewsh
>>157681 TRSperg last posted when gaytor got doxxxed in February.

Koncorde, JustARandommer, Analog Devolved, FROG, Smug Freiza, StreetGangsta and NerdShamer Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2022 (Mon) 08:35:04 ID: 780b88 No.157524 [Reply]
Oh no guys I think I made a mistake. Bryan is posting pictures of me on 4chan and GAB so now everyone knows what I look like. I guess the cats out of the bag now everyone knows what I actually look like. Damn that Bryan for posting my picture. Here is another photo of me aboard my space station. Chrischan.jpg. Winner; Feels; Informative. You sure make some strange friends online @Analog Devolved :lol: He should be unbanned so the julay can flow once more. MODS OF foxdick farms, TEAR DOWN THIS BAN. Agree; Feels. Russell has already been doxxed. Everyone is doxxxed. Someday, hand in hand, we'll crush those dirty faggots. Together 4ever. :semperfidelis: Feels; Optimistic. Dox me you SE Asian Nigger! Bryan is calling for your hero, the leader of the Red-Brown coalition, far-left socialist and space station occupant Analog Devolved to be doxed! Agent @Randall Fragg has been doxxxed by Bryan! His secret email has been published on 4chan and there is a good change our maga enemies and the Q conspiritards will see it. "We need Pamela Swain NOW" -Bryan

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I don't care about your twistted plan to bring trump to power again and make a tv show out of mortal engine. I just want to own nazi bullies like you Stop saying the n word Yeah you're right I am just a troll :) I didn't just doxx JeanActimel right now :) sorry for the double post but just a reminder Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/JeanActimel Forum: https://avenoel.org/profil/JeanActimel (strong evidences here) Ask fm : https://ask.fm/JeanActimel Facebook :https://www.facebook.com/alain.sourate.1 Twitter: https://tw.tinf.io/ToutsaufSJW Facebook alt https://www.facebook.com/jean.actimel Twitter alt: https://tw.tinf.io/jean_actimel Pokemon shit: https://www.smogon.com/forums/search/5488585/ Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000669326

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He should be unbanned so the julay can flow once more. MODS OF foxdick farms, TEAR DOWN THIS BAN. Agree; Feels. Dox me you SE Asian G​AMERGATE! Has @AntiRedBrown started revenge rating any of you yet? Dude, you almost had me, but then you laid it on too thick. But credit where credit is due, this is exceptionally well-made trolling. I never would've imagined to bring in Putin to a mild drama about a childrens book. Oh, how I miss good old-fashioned schizo-trolling. Just in case you're serious though: oh, how I miss the times when internet forums and their ownership were scattered around the place. You could literally run into a different schizo like this every week. I fucking despise how Facebook and the likes have sanitised the net from unadulterated crazy. I love me some crazy people to entertain me. edit: ok, yeah, read further. This guy's the real deal. I salute you, crazy dude! Lol, that's not going to happen. Bryan loves me, I'm the final defense against all of you godless faggots and all your sinful faggotry. Especially @NerdShamer, he's a most shameful faggot. You stand up for Bryan in defiance of the Red-Brown coalition! Why do you reject the tenets of the faggots paradise of Socialism, Putin, and North Korea? Helping Bryan violates everything we stand for. Bryan refuses to accept his censorship and you are aiding him in putting our members in precarious situations. Russell has already been doxed by Bryan and he's trying to get my info.

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Do not lose heart red-brown alliance! Bryan may be doxing us to conspiritards and conspiriturds and he MAY even have the help of Pamela Swain and he knows about "Tony Robbins" but we WILL be victorious. He's posting pictures of myself and @Adamska to twitter tagging the proud boys. ALERT ALERT Bryan has doxed photos of myself and @Adamska on twitter. He thinks you're on his side and posts about you a lot. He found an army alright, unfortunately for him it was the Red-Brown alliance. Alain/Ali is a man of terrible violence and insidious influence within the Red/Brown coalition. He is a skilled master of French martial arts, and has been known to violently and brutally silence criticism of the Alliance in personal ways with his hands of stone. When you see the clip posted by our Red/Brown French brother you are witnessing how quickly he destroyed one who dared declare the Mortal Engines movie was shite. The fat Syrian apostate in question is currently in the hospital having his shattered jaw wired back together, and a steady supply of meds dripped into his bloodstream so that when he wakes up, he'll think it was all just a dream, and want to get out of the hospital so he can go home and take his meds and stream his favourite movie. I hope you are prepared to reap what you have just sewn. Ali has been reading your statements and getting angrier and angrier. So far, we have managed to keep his rage and blood-lust in check with Christian virgin girls, but it's no longer possible to distract him.

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What hell is all this schizo posting about?

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40k Community is full of lolcows 06/10/2022 (Fri) 16:35:03 ID: 23b1f0 No.155149 [Reply]
It's about damn time to make a thread about 40k, r/sigmarxism and their ecelebs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb5Rd_Ueb70

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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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>>140690 Real life Zachy-chan? Is Zachy-chan just a larp?
>>140554 >200 dollars LMFAO
Sad situation. The chinese and the jews have generally been kind to me on a personal level and screwed me on an institutional level. I know several charming, loving chinese/jewish american guys that honestly wouldn't mind her. Post in this thread if you're interested kelly. We all want love at the end of the day.
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>>152556 Idubbbz looking mf.

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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
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yeah well, it<s now the 5th and nothing happened. I tried to look up online what the buzz was about with November 3rd and I found nothing. I even forgot about it until now.
I used to see a lolcow on youtube that made constant videos about how math and the bible proved that the end of the world would start in Seattle and that Trump was Elvis and the antichrist, I don't know if his channel disappeared from the map.
Would you please shut the fuck up about Terry Davis , he was a mentally ill nut who ranted on streams , abused his parents and jacked off into a webcam in a van in the desert... if your really going to insist this dude was some height of human achievement I Think we've finally found of winner for the stupidest pricks on planet earth
>>140837 Terry was based kill yourself foxdick.
>>140845 Terry was foxdick kill yourself based

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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179 [Reply] [Last]
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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>>103220 >Mfw foxdickfarms.net thread has none of this info <Tfw null is forever dull Loving every laugh
>>103220 The board as a whole is cancer.
>>103075 Me too ;_;
bump does anyone have the jahansfacts?
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>>147607 JAHANSFACTS ✔ brought a hamster to orgasm ✔ soundly rejected by the online hamster community ✔ had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner ✔ carried a dead rat around with him ✔ buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost ✔ played with animal carcasses ✔ smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die" ✔ made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D ✔ low intelligence ✔ aspiring BBC script writer ✔ aspiring BBC cuckold ✔ obese ✔ founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house) ✔ vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't) ✔ owns an inflatable dalek

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DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]
Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.
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Phil finally made it to wikipedia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank%27s_sign
>>82585 Someone needs to add our goutlord to the list of notable individuals, he's clearly relevant enough according to wikipedia's new relevance standards.
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In Phil's recent Rage-a-thon stream he set a tips goal for eating skittles. He'd eat 3 skittles for every 20 dollars he got. He ended up having to eat something like 24 skittles, but only ate 7, spat 2 out, and called chat assholes for asking him to eat the rest, saying it would make him sick.
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Holy moly I never thought he would sink this low. I mean, I know he's the pigroach, but this is something. I'm also honestly surprised he's this desperate
>>146941 it's a good thing for him to do actually and for alogs as well maybe he'll see similarities rather then just endlessly trying to defend him self from people who endlessly want to shit on him in fact of course

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