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hskfmn - janny of an ancient fetish forum Unironic Ralphamale 08/01/2023 (Tue) 04:41:19 ID: a36a6b No.218492 [Reply]
hskfmn is the janny of an old web 1.0 fetish site, https://metamorphose.org/. He abuses his mod powers to stamp out any dissent as an English major, call center worker such as himself feels like this and sperging on reddit about American politics and bing bing wahoos are the only things that give him satisfaction. He's a sex pest/tourist and secret groyper who is also probably darksydephil's lost brother. https://www.deviantart.com/hskfmn https://www.reddit.com/user/hskfmn/ Current address: 178 Summit Ave, St paul mn 55102
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lol pathetic. Imagine harassing the moderator of an old forum like metamorphose and posting a link to this incel thread. Get a life nerd.
>>218492 Transformation is the thinking man's fetish btw
>>218496 This last post made the thread. Reading through all of the above stuff you see a millennial man child slowly slip into redditus. The place he lives, the sexual degeneracies, the complicity with the system, the absolute and utter bugmanigication of the guy. Then you reach that last post and you see the exact niche controlled opposition like catboy is supposed to fill. Good start for a thread, OP. I am hoping this isn't a drive-by and your follow up posts dive more into the the abstracts that serve as an ersatz personality for this type of bugman copy-personality.
damn dis nigga eatin beans

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Randbot, ComradePond, Sriker - some findings Unironic Ralphamale 09/11/2023 (Mon) 07:28:03 ID: 477429 No.223556 [Reply]
There's a streamer called Randbot who was part of jcaesar187's Killstream and is a close associate of the TRS grifters. I don't know if people here are aware of him. He's largely ignored by everyone as his 'shows' are 6-8 hours long and he's painfully boring. One of his orbiters is a woman called ComradePond, whom he refers to as his 'secretary'. She essentially propped him up, and for free, if you can believe that. They aren't discussed that much, but I think I've figured out what they truly are and why she does everything. There was also some stuff on Striker's website that I found. So I thought I'd share my findings/thoughts. Striker and Yandex So we know that the NJP meeting place is a barn owned by Charles Bausman, a self-described Russian patriot living in the USA. https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2020/10/06/us-white-nationalist-group-linked-pro-kremlin-propagandist https://lancasteronline.com/news/politics/how-we-confirmed-a-barn-in-lancaster-county-was-used-for-a-2020-white-nationalist/article_e1d22d7e-3905-11ec-86df-cbae94974e5e.html In 2020, Eric Striker posted articles to a site called national-justice.com, but didn't make the site, rather it was made for him by lackeys of Mr. Bausman. The email records for national-justice aren't made using protonmail or gmail like most people. When you try to check the MX (email) records for the site, i.e. the email used to register the website, you can see that national-justice uses Yandex for its email. https://securitytrails.com/domain/national-justice.com/dns See 'MX records'. It's Yandex. Strange for an American anti-semite to be using a Jewish founded Russian email service. But this use of Yandex isn't limited to national-justice. Sometimes you wonder why things are the way they are and you end up stumbling onto the truth in the most unexpected places. Strange Listener Statistics A few years ago, in an FTN episode, Jazzhands spoke about FTN's audience size in detail as a 'whitepill'. He claimed that their total listener count was 20,000 people' or so and listed various countries in order of their respective audience size. My memory isn't perfect but I suspect Warren Balogh was there as well. The problem is the listener count doesn't make sense. If you have 20K as claimed then are you a $200K /month organization at $10/m assuming every FTN listener is also a subscribers. Even if only 50% are subscribers, then that's still $100K/m. Even if it's 2,000 subscribers or 10%, then that's $20K/m. I don't know exactly which episode it was unfortunately. If anyone can find it, then please share it, so we can learn what their listener statistics actually are. Randbot So who is Randbot? Randbot, real name Ryan Johnson, is a ballwasher. https://foxdickfarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/ryan-johnson-randbot-2020-jimmy-russell.81215/ Specifically he is a ballwasher for the TRS crew. He loves washing Mike Enoch's balls and when he's done with that, all he thinks of doing is washing Eric Striker's balls. But of course the ultimate goal is to wash Jesse Dunstan's balls, preferably with his saliva. He does lovingly call him Sven or Svenpai after all. Every day the drunk Australian awakens, and much like Mike Enoch bloviating for 3 hours and calling it a podcast, he bloviates for 5-8 hours in a livestream and calls it a 'show'. There is no structure, planning or effort involved. A few tweets serve as conversation starters, his 10 paypigs send their own for a price and the rest is improvised. The guy always pretends to be sick, which is always some infection his son gave him, in order to take the day off. The way he uses his health/kid as an excuse when he wants to just sit and play video games instead of doing his 'show' is childish.

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>>236720 what the fuck is this fat bitch even talking about? she's happy they all have the same few paypig?
>>236819 They just make shit up. Nothing these "people" say can be trusted. She just invented some nonsensical explanation as to why they're 'winning' and behaves as if nothing is wrong. Her persistent support of Rand is highly suspicious and is almost certainly a Bausman plant.
Does anyone have all the archives of Randbot streaming on youtube together with TheGatorGamer?
Randbot, if you ever read this, I want you to know you are an untalented, useless, drunk retard. You will never amount to anything; joining the military was the most you could ever achieve in life. You are lazy, arrogant and unfunny. Your 'show' is complete garbage that is repulsive to anyone who isn't a terminally online loser. I hope your ugly, bald, manly wife divorces you. I hope your paypigs lose their job so they can't support your 'show' anymore and that you are forced to become a janitor cleaning toilets in an Indian restaurant somewhere with a lot of Abo's in Australia. Please KYS.
>>238223 Everyone but 20 people feel the same way

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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jersh just locked new log-ins, pool's closed due to AIDS
As soon as foxdickfarms caught on jacksfilms sssniperwolf drama i start seeing it posted here, just admit it /cow/boys, kiwiGODS own you
kiwiGODS WON
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Oldfag contest at the farms
>>223986 Foxdick is very reddit, there’s going to be a natural clash. Also, BANTER IS FUN YOU TARD

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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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>>234229 He is pretty active on the thread about Gahoole.
>>237133 >everyone who dislikes gayhoole is muh boogeyman
Is koi really sturgeon, i wanna see proof of this that would be so funny.
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>>238413 EsoAnon please explain to me if you're out there.
Also >we need proof that he started this bickers his timeslot got cucked >we cannot let this piece of evidence die off >>97365 He could easily play that as being super ironic after the fact >we need the case 0

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AntichristHater69 Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2022 (Tue) 22:43:09 ID: 7d9097 No.166017 [Reply]
https://anon.cafe/meta/last/15642.html https://anon.cafe/.global/logs/christian/2022-07-25.html Anyone else following this guy over on /christian/? He's apparently a volunteer, can't stop responding to bait, and seems genuinely autistic. He's also apparently a closet pedo.
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>>181934 I half believe chobitsu is the same guy with a different persona. he was a vol there and resigned there after a few months.
>>191406 no, completely different writing styles, also chobitsu wasn't as ban happy, both have a weird thing about christ-chan tho chobitsu was fired for saying ACH should be banned, christianjanny came in to the thread and said 'check your emails, now' or some shit, a day later he was fired and namefagging was banned
>>190795 Jewzach try to create webring wars all the time, he visits zzzchan and post something, go to /christian/ more shit, then visit /cow/ and cope, then visit tvch and seethe.
does anyone has the screenshot of a thread where he and the other /christian/ fags calls for a crusade against tvch and /cow/?
He still going on with his autistic crusade against his alogs, is pretty sad, he is literally Zach 2.0 but with a trad-larping coating

Chudbuds dot lol AlishaSmith##el3Ick 03/06/2023 (Mon) 03:38:33 ID: 10b17d No.194788 [Reply] [Last]
Chudbuds dot lol is a fediverse instanse started by the most obnoxious sweepy squad members. Claire Rushe aka chudbere, the instance administrator, is a middle aged hag with 6 kids and a husband who draws anime porn to fellow chuddophiles. The instance came to life after graf aka Daniel Stevens from poast told them to fuck off for "disrespecting anime" and driving fellow pedo admin undu to suicide. Chudbuds dot lol is where medicare spends his dying days seething about the jcaesar187amale. It's also the place for cancerman approved "gayops", bickers discord bad or something like that (more on this later).
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>>213850 based
>>213850 Links are dead any chance someone has the archive still?
>>232173 who you looking for in particular

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The owners of MetArt, Stream.me and the subversion of 4chan Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2023 (Thu) 20:13:18 ID: bdfb5f No.223978 [Reply]
Hello /cow/, I go by hellDweller on poa.st. I'm here as I wanted to share some information. I have written up 36 articles including one on 4chan called 'The Technological Subversion of 4chan' showcasing the nature of its fake threads. I also wrote a 12 part series on owners of porn sites as I wanted them to expose them. I'm here as I wanted the information within the 4chan and porn series more than others to spread as far as possible. Posting on 4chan is out of the question and I don't trust 8kun. I did post on poa.st but I only ever got around 20 followers there. I didn't know where else to turn as I don't have any blog/YouTube/Telegram channel with any sizeable audience and I'm not interested in building one up either. I'm not looking for money or clout, I just want the information to be known by as many people as possible. So I thought let me just post it here, as what else do I do? To give you an idea of what I'm talking about let me introduce you to MetArt and it's owner Jonathan Krogman. MetArt produces possibly the most amount of substitute CP on the internet. I say 'substitute' as the girls are legally 18 and older, but their bodies are underdeveloped to such an extent that it's like they never went through puberty. They look like children despite legally being adults, thus satisfying the sick craving for children/prepubescents without technically breaking the law. I'm not going to post examples here but you are welcome to see them yourself. Krogman has made untold millions off of this 'business' of his. Please globally report me/Lords-of-Porn---Part-9---Aristocrats-09-07 The site is hosted by a company called Accretive Technologies also called ICF technologies, which is owned by Ross Perkins and Shawn Boday. These 2 fine gentlemen have over 1700 porn domains registered by their company. They are also registered as directors in one of the shell companies MetArt uses, so they're profiting off of the substitute CP too. They have a payment processor as well, which is used by Vixen media of Blacked.com fame. What these people are doing is wrong and immoral and while I have no power to stop them myself, I hope that by naming them something good can come of it. Please globally report me/Lords-of-Porn---Part-10---Final-Part---The-Kings-Guards-09-07 Stream.me Now these people also ran another site. One many alogs here will recognize. Stream.me. That's right, the site where the Гунт and Metokur used to stream on, was in fact run by people who also ran porn sites. But that's not all, it turns out they host actual CP as well. All proof is present within the articles. 4chan has been flooded with fake threads created by some sort of system that uses machine generated '/pol/' speak to hide the fact that the threads are fake. But their system results in the phenomenon of the threads all being '1 post by ID' threads' or being made of replies that are mostly 1 post by ID. This happens as they are likely unable to simulate real conversations. I have created a simple HTML and JavaScript code that counts the ID's and the number of posts they've made, then shows the overall number of '1 post by ID's' to help us understand whether or not the thread is fake. Please globally report me/The-Technological-Subversion-of-4chan-09-10 graf from poa.st has graciously hosted the code on https://shill.moe You can easily go to 4chan, copy a thread ID, type it in and find out whether or not a thread is fake. Now I'm aware /cow/ doesn't like graf, (or at least that's my perception of it) but look I don't know any of the lore, nor do I have time to read up on it or even care right now. He was perfectly polite to me in my interactions with him and I've had a positive experience overall. I'm not going to get into an argument about something I know nothing about nor am I going to throw someone under the bus who has been perfectly polite to me without understanding anything.

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>>224741 >OMG I KNOW IT IS GROWN ASS WOMEN BUT IT IS ACKSHULLY CP bickers OF MY QANON TIER HAIRBRAINED CONSPIRITARD SHIT ABOUT CP! I KNOW THESE ARE NORMAL AGED WOMEN BUT IM JUST SO OBSESSED WITH CTheTheGatorGamerGamer! CCCCCCTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerPP!
>>224779 >>224741 https://www.metart.com/model/jia-lissa Holy shit it'S that 27 year old G​AMERGATE fucking whore from blacked.com ON METART CREATING CP! ITS CP! ITS THE FUCKING 27 YEAR OLD CP!!! C C C P P P P TheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerPP CCCCCTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamer!!!! CP! ITS THE CP!
>>224779 >Look at this 27 year old, ignore all the other legally adult girls who look prepubescent Triggered pedo, kys
>>224819 >they are 27 years old you fucking sweaty gamer!!!!!!!!!! I'm convinced that faggots like you are part of a feminist gayop against right wing men, or any man who isn't a fag. Gas yourself, tranny.
Where's the funny?

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/09/2022 (Sat) 18:38:42 ID: 6842c5 No.161373 [Reply]
jcaesar187's new address. He sold his house while the market's high and is temp staying in an apartment while he waits for his next house to be finished. 403 Stockton Street Apt 4304 Richmond, VA, 23224
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>>161373 Pantsu nudes anyone?
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>>224351 I don't know why but I expected better. Thanks. This the only one?
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>>224353 Yeah the only one so far unless jcaesar187 changes his mind about making peace with pantsu and decides to go on the attack again. At least pantsu isn't fat like faith was I'll giver her that but very much underwhelming overall.
If he's going to wear The Rugby, he should treat it with respect and starch the collar.

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Goon Clown/ clownngoonpinkie/@SillyGayClown/gigglygoonclown/Orion Grant Passmore Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2023 (Wed) 04:31:41 ID: 41a6d1 No.218695 [Reply] [Last]
Reporting from Soyjak.Party, big time grooming server and pedo tranny doxxxed https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/43132.html https://archive.md/0EGU3 Paste below, will post several pictures after the OP. Do note that there is some disgusting shit in there, that includes genuine CP and zoo porn Name: Orion Grant Passmore Address: 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704 (confirmed; lives with grandmother) DOB: May 13, 2002 Phone: +1 (520) 260-4473, +1 (520) 585-3886 (unknown which) Email: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Passwords: moomoo567, mommy2013, piMxv420 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100077019760623 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chonas420 [https://archive.ph/Mv4ey] Twitter (EXTREMELY NSFW): https://twitter.com/SillyGayClown [https://archive.ph/xN5Kj] Mother Name: Roana Lane Noland / Roana Lane Passmore

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>>221297 Link's bloody dead, buddy
>>223261 It works but you have to replace foxdick to k​​iw​i in that TOR address or alternatively you can go to the clearnet site ki​​wi​​farms.st
>>223273 Nigger, I know what foxdickfarms is, but what I'm saying is that it bounces access with TOR browser with the following message: >Error: browser does not support WebAssembly.
>>223276 works for me sounds like a (you) problem, ni​g​g​er faggot :)
Nothing much has been happening, other than silent research into goon's orbiters. Here is a video on him that hasn't been posted yet https://yewtu.be/watch?v=aJl2zMbYpLk I've seen quite a few soyteens thinking that police will do anything to him. Let this be a lesson: cops are NOT your friends and will NOT help you when it matters. One thing they will never touch is a troon, even ones that go to public schools to flash their cut off dongs rarely get arrested for it

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Half-life autistic Anonymous 12/06/2019 (Fri) 06:20:56 ID: 7a6997 No.21948 [Reply]
I figured /cow/ would find this interesting. Both bickers it's a lolcow and also bickers it involves this site. On 4chan's /v/ board there is a sperg that hates multiple games so much that he will literally make hundreds of threads and thousands of posts in only the spam of a few weeks just to shitpost it. Currently his autistic rage is on the videogame Half-Life. In the last 3 days alone he has made dozens of threads and hundreds of posts over 9 hours a day on 3 separate image boards just to let the world know how much Half-Life upsets him. He even goes to Julay's /v/ board, makes posts there then spams links to said posts on 4chan's /v/. If you make a thread about Half-life on 4chan, 8kun or Julay he will find it within minutes and spam it with the exact same posts. In my 12 years on image boards besides maybe Barneyfag I have never seen an anon so autistic before.
All 3 pics are of him.
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>>21948 This site died long ago, has no soul, is just gossip about jcaesar187 or fags pedos taking about other fag pedos that they hate.
>>222715 Cope more newfaggot, people like calculator-kun are alogging more than you ever will and weakload keeps it alive with his hang kang whores.
>>23307 Emma Watson is actually underrated and a far better actress than the waifus the degenerates over at tvch love so much.
>>222715 this, tvch also died

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