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JamusActimus AKA JamalActimel, JuanActimel and JeanActimel kiwifarms scrote 12/07/2022 (Wed) 08:49:09 ID: fe1ad0 No.182835 [Reply]
Full Doxx of JamusActimus AKA JamalActimel, JuanActimel and JeanActimel https://foxdickfarms.net/members/jamusactimus.55335/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/JeanActimel Forum: https://avenoel.org/profil/JeanActimel (strong evidences here) Ask fm : https://ask.fm/JeanActimel Facebook :https://www.facebook.com/alain.sourate.1 Twitter: https://tw.tinf.io/ToutsaufSJW Facebook alt https://www.facebook.com/jean.actimel Twitter alt: https://tw.tinf.io/jean_actimel Pokemon shit: https://www.smogon.com/forums/search/5488585/ Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000669326 Jvc: https://www.jeuxvideo.com/profil/jeanactimel?mode=infos JamusActimus could change into any name fitting the J...A... pattern, so this is the best doxx he can get. His allies include NerdShamer, Adamska, Battlecruiser3000ad, SeaVulture and AngryTreeRat. StreetGangsta and Analog Devolved have been kicked out by the aftermath of the suicide of Byuu/Near and the efforts of Keffals respectively.
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> NYPA faggot this belongs in the foxdick thread you unfunny tourist. Go back to where you belong. Bryan is feeling the wrath of the Red-Brown alliance. With his computer confiscated in the name of Donald Trump he has been unable to sperg relentlessly on the internet. In a great victory for socialism Bryan's mother has caught wind of his war with the heroes of our red-brown coalition and has censored him for us. Bryan has been unable to desecrate our beloved Wikipedia page or defame the perfect 2018 Mortal Engines movie. Bryan's mother no longer wants him to study for his masters and doesn't want him exposing our brave agents. He will be unable to dox any of us by posting our names and pictures online. This is cause for much laughter and celebration. He should have worn the hat with a propeller on top lined with tinfoil! Launch all of our kittens and commence the "cure" the COVID-19 program on Bryan's computer. Bryan has lost and suffered a humiliating defeat in his battle against foxdick farms.
Not this bullshit again. Someone said something mean to Blaine the tranny and is getting ranted about? Where is the "full dox?" Just lists to socials? Does anyone here even care about Indonesian schizo Bryan (not Dunn)?
>>182845 I like jamacus and was just about to tell him about this thread actually. Dude hasn't been actually mean to me and has some bants, this dox looks shitty and shoddy and I dunno if it's him. So in all honesty this is the kinda shit I condemn not approve.
Another fucking fagget doxed lol
>>182977 Sources tell me this is a fail dox. Better luck next time kid, just kidding Bryan go fuck yourself and don't blame others for your shitty threads next time.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/04/2022 (Mon) 15:05:57 ID: dbe419 No.160408 [Reply]
Name: TheGatorGamerua Ulmer Birthday: 02-05-1991 Address: 364 Van Horne St #2 Jersey City, NJ 07304 Email: joshuaulmer1991@hotmail.com, joshuaulmer1991@gmail.com, and ruggarell2017@gmail.com Phone number: 12015660038 https://files.catbox.moe/cevnr2.mp4 https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/384888609/#384890461 https://user.wiki/u/ruggadagod https://backloggd.com/u/Rugga/ (now deleted) https://pastebin.com/shxBFRCR https://steamcommunity.com/id/Ruggadachosen
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Once I doxed and made a compilation of the G​AMERGATEs in those types of servers and the majority ware indeed fat G​AMERGATEs with small dicks lol
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OP pic is not him
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Unironic Ralphamale 11/14/2022 (Mon) 06:50:54 ID: e74353 No.180755 [Reply]
There's this Family of lolcows that are getting into IBS no i don't mean the Vickers. This is the Thorp Family https://youtu.be/PWjTRKBtgTI Ben is a real piece of shit who abuses his family and he does it live on stream.
>>180755 ok while this is potentially interesting, you could have have put together a proper OP with what makes them lolcows
>>180756 The dad(Ben Thorp Fucks his Daughter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HjLSWbz_GI
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>>180755 You might enjoy this OP. their daughter is a crazy bitch
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https://doxbin.com/upload/Keffals doxbin.com/upload/Keffals 10/03/2022 (Mon) 01:11:11 ID: 2fcee6 No.176806 [Reply]
20 Global Crescent, APT 4, Belfast, BT6 8LN, Ireland
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I believe those Libtards Shit-tard Lib-tards are stealing are FUTURE. Donald Trump is the MAN to take Control of this situation. Do not silence my opinion, DONALD TRUMP will punish you for your crimes you Cheese Shitting Lib-tards.
>>178387 Why do you keep doing this shitty larp?
It's insane, Britbong probably has around 40 socks accounts, and just like Nuzach or Bryan Dunn he love to talk in third person His channel where he spergs out about The Bad Guys and EmptyHero https://youtu.be/KDqZGPYe5wY

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Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 03:08:56 No.8041 [Reply] [Last]
hi josh

i know you lurk cow

fuck you
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Shit, I'm a faggot. Here's a PDF copy of his resume
Jewsh dicks works after PPP sucking it.
People here are jealous about PPP being really a good friend with Josh.
He is a pedo and white trash, like jcaesar187
>>30978 What's with the furry shit bro?

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Styxhexenhammer666 Toad 01/31/2021 (Sun) 23:35:10 ID: 577c86 No.96575 [Reply]
Styx is cringy youtuber and a piece of shit. Read his foxdick farms page if you don't believe me. His ex-gf's enter his thread and start dropping dirt on him. And before you start damage controlling for your favorite skeletal friend-simulator and saying don't believe women bickers they lie, he admits it was all true in a couple videos. Here are some key bits: -He creeped on several underage youtubers. Wrote comments on their channels and cringey lines flirting with them. When told that one of them was underage, he replied "Perfection can wait." Got rejected by StelleToad McKinley. Makes vague YouTube videos crying about it. Write youtube comments about walking into the woods and alluding to not coming back with suicide-poetry to cope with the rejection. Was drinking himself to sleep with wine to cope, not eating much food, and crying. -He wears makeup and unironically thinks he looks good despite being butt-fucking ugly. -He is the definition of a poser and a try-hard. His entire identity is larping. -Gets confronted by "Revenge of the Cis" on Tonka's Kumite show about his creeping on underage youtubers and pedo accusations (Stella Christine/Stelle Toad McKinley and at least 1 other). Styx tries to get his braindead audience to flag down the show in real-time (strangely never gets flak even though Toad McKinley was bullied for years about flagging jcaesar187's stream down "Matt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.") Eventually comes on the Kumite drunk and threatens to sue them and says, "Do you know how much money I make. You don't wanna mess with me!" Is seething and fuming and sounds like a disturbed mess. However, Styx says that the youtube comments were fake and doctored in photoshop. He lied about this to avoid the embarrassment and humiliation of being rejected by the girl and for being accused of pedophila since she was underage. The comments were real. Styx lied under pressure. But ROTC apologizes in the moment bickers it's awkward and sing him Happy Birthday. -StelleToad McKinley, an underage youtuber, broke his heart and publicly embarrassed him. Styx was writing gay poetry about how heartbroken he was and was planning on grooming the girl to be his woman. He lied about the whole thing and pretended it was all faked, photoshops by Antifa to cover his larpy, cringy, ass. -He has hard-drives of nudes of all the women he flirts with and tries to pressure them into masturbating on camera with him over webcam. -He convinced a young women to move into his parent's Vermont home NEET-cave bedroom. -He impregnated the women and cheated on her. -Styx pressured and threatened the women into having an abortion bickers he thought he was too young to have to accept responsibility for his actions (He was 30 at the time. Lol). -Styx threatened to secretly slip her an herbal drink made from his herb garden that would abort her baby if she didn't comply and go to Planned Parenthood to abort it, saying the drink would give her a heavier menstrual flow for the month as it killed the baby. -Styx drove his gf to her Planned Parenthood appointments but when she wanted to get something to eat from a restaurant across town, Styx refused and shit his pants and didn't do the basic accommodation for the gf he just made abort her own baby. bickers Styx has anxiety and he's not used to leaving his bedroom as a NEET so the whole world makes his autistic brain have a panic attack and unfamiliar locations hurt his autistic brain that craves routine and familiarity. -Styx starts cheating on his gf with a black women from the UK that he flies into Vermont and meet in hotel rooms. -Styx lies about it to his live-in gf, gaslights her, but she finds out anyway. She beats him up and he deserves it and more. -Styx uploads a couple videos on YouTube, moping and crying, trying to elicit audience sympathy and get counseling, complaining about his personal life. His audience eats it up, bc he's their friend-simulator that talks to them through the screen evey day and he seems like a nice guy when he talks to you every day in his 5 minute videos. Lol. Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey were also very nice guys and pillars of the community, until they found out they were rapists and serial killers with bodies of little boys underneath Gasey's house and Bundy's trail of dozens of murdered women. -As a narcissist, Styx cries about his personal problems to his audience, even though he was the one that caused the drama with his cheating on all his gf's. The skeletal narcissist cries out in pain as he strikes you. -Styx starts cheating with another Dutch youtuber named "Elizabeth's Philosophy" who is an ugly-average blonde woman with no eyebrows and looks like a Neanderthal. She sends his a boob pic so he has to fly to the Netherlands to get that ugly Dutch girl pussy.

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>>117834 elizabeth will never fuck you and now is pushing out baby tarls, its over for you simpcel
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>>96575 Styx is such a strange creature. I think he moved to the Netherlands and lives there now? also listening to some of his streams and videos, he is the typical magapede now, for some reason and goes with the flow of media is telling lies but except when it comes to Ukraine, I dunno why but for some reason he believes these things and even is a Ukrainian shill in many ways. He says that everything that Russia says is fake and then believes for some unknown reason that the Russian oligarchs will assassinate Putin bickers Putin and the FSB did it to some oligarchs and high members in Russian society a few times, along with it being a monthly occurrence in the 90s and early naughts. I am not sure, if Styx sees the Donbas thing as fake news, of them wanting to be with Russia in 2015 or whenever it was, but it would not surprise me. But yeah, Styx seems to be out there with the whole Ukraine thing, I believe. He believes that the Ukrainians are going to win the war and it is not going to be a ceasefire in the near future, when too many foreign nationals are KIA or MIA, this is going to create the ceasefire bickers for now, you can contract yourself to the Ukrainian military without any penalty from some NATO countries. And the Russians have made it clear that mercenaries aren't going to get the POW treatment, but will be seen as a terrorist faction.
Asston is big piece of shit, if he wanted to make any good shit with his failed Kino Casino he should've started to alog Styxhexenhammer666 and get in debate with him.
>>180111 explain schizo

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Michael Does Life, the incel avatar of /v/ Pollythefrog69 04/18/2022 (Mon) 14:43:46 ID: 56a880 No.144416 [Reply]
Michael also knew as Mikael or Mickal by is fans is a almost 40 years old incel vidya critic best known to normies for being the man behind the early criticisms of Cyberpunk 2077 when everyone was still hyping the game. Michael constantly cries about not being credited for this and has a personal crusade versus CD RED Projekt. Michael also has a vendetta with ReviewTechUSA when Michael used to be a fan of the show he got inviteded for a live stream, only to be disavowed by ReviewTechUSA on account of the fans of Michael being 4chan neo-Nazis. Michael is known for being one of the few left youtubers who let anyone call his show, including yelling "NlGGERS, KILL ALL NlGGERS" while trying to talk about vidya. Only to have mental breakdowns live about not being taken seriously and having useless fans from /v/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O23_h1bF7V4 Michael used to had a bf named Dillon in the Details, they both streamed together reviewing games until they had a fight about whether or not they liked a certain game, separating them both https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Does_Life Channel> https://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelDoesLife/videos Channels who mirror some of his deleted videos and streams>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFFbeisumgom2Mz1LRfTOSw/videos https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDl1Lb8EU58rzVa0ihItM6SJTHcx118e1 His twitter> https://twitter.com/michaeldoeslife
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why the faggot always delete his streams? it's the best thing about his channel
>normies World Class is kino https://youtu.be/rbofkTmnY-U
Michael calling out Gahoole, being attacked by his schizo bugs, talking about wanting to be a wrestling figther and banning randoms from his chat for being "bots" while complaining about not being a big youtuber . https://youtu.be/3K3gaUQKvMU?t=8492 as a plus, also talking about Paulyfrog64 his paypiggie
>>176872 Gahool goons, what a pathetic waste of an existence Paulyfrog really must be desperate to fit in somewhere
>>176875 Michaels is above any of those fags, he's World Class https://youtu.be/5sWI9zjxtnU

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cramberry Unironic Ralphamale 09/27/2022 (Tue) 14:34:59 ID: 611d2e No.175939 [Reply]
cramberry is a discord tranny who is responsible for spamming the 4chan ms /co/ and emmy the robot threads with oppai loli porn. he also relentlessly harassed random discord users and artists for refusing his pedophilic requests.
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It's the same neet tranny who used to hang out on BYS streams with LeoPirate, Ancapistan, StonedMexicanGuy and Diogenes??? he used to be a fat thing like this too
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>>175960 Literally anything backing up said claims, among other things like how am I supposed to harass them with this shitty an OP dude?
>>175975 hes been b& from all the relevant discords but if you go through the 4chan archive youll see his oppai loli spam in the emmy the robot threads
>>176341 >discord And you faggots try to call me gay
Literally another emojitroon persona, get it together faggot

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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Moliberry is a retard and boring pedo, Yakuza won.
He was a depressed loser on /int/ for years, he used to post on /vg/ in the late 2000s, french anon's hate him cause he's a known pedo who spammed priscilla betti and other underage teenage girls on /tv/ /int/ and other boards, he admitted to being on welfare in his 20s and is almost close to being 40, he used to watch disney kids france in hiis late teens/early20s
kys emojitroon
>>175379 Suck my balls you little french bitch
Yakuza has often craved emojitroon's dick deep inside his innards, it's what drives him

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Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 21:59:33 ID: eee008 No.49744 [Reply]
Does Dax not realize that his audience is made up of Incel Trolls who will never touch a pussy, ever?
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>>53085 "Some Slut" Ya know if it was some rando groupie, I'd agree with your analysis. But the "slut" in question was a long term part of the dick show community and even after they parted ways people kept asking about her and asking for her to come back. the TL;DR >She released texts showing Dax sweet talking her and begging to be in a relationship with him while her marriage fell apart. They were embarassing for Dax >Dax played this weird manipulation game on both girls and treats them like crap >Dax feeds people drugs so they depend on him >Dax would fuck JLH to make Marie Valenzula cry and hurt her >He opens up lines of credit for women he is fucking but then goes over charges with a fine tooth comb and bitches and moans about every penny spent >Marie cried in the cuck truck while Dax fucked JLH in the tent 10 ft away >Dax threw JLH out, tried cutting her out from the TDS community but refuse to answer why >Marie plays victim and is a BPD cum slut >Dax is a clinically Diagnosed Psychopath >Dax has journals of Backwards written poetry >Dax doesn't understand what Atavistic means but uses it all the time >Dax has a literal fursona called JuJu that is a cow >Dax is bi

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>>52329 Dick show sycophants are pathetic. They genuinely believe the only people who don't like Dax are TheGatorGamer. Surely Dax has shit his pants and done nothing wrong... Right?
>>49744 What even is Diddler Dax's bonus cocks? More screeching about what maddox did to him a decade ago or more pedo defending?
>>49744 Does he have any kind of actual audience anymore? There are a hand full of autistic manchildren who still follow and most of them are hoping to ride Dax's coat tails to some sort of efame that they delusionally believe they will achieve bickers there were a hand full of successful people that spun off from the TDS community. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW DAX STILL GOES BACK AND TRIES TO SCRUB OLD SIMPSPIRACY STUFF TO THIS DAY IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE OLD INFO HARD TO FIND. I could go one and on about the sketchy shit that dax says and does. He got caught giving money to Randy Harper for special treatment on twitter. He admitted that he completely scrapped his "new book" "Not Safe For Women" and it is never comming out. He made up 3 different excuses why NP2 got put on a match list, with the most consistent explaination being suspicion of money laundering (which he then tried saying was actually bickers free speech clauses and shit), we still don't know what Dax does with the info given on his unsecured site which includes social security numbers, Dax doesn't pay any of the people he claims he will pay for his show, Dax's weird obsession with excessive sweating and need to Гунт guard and deny any of the jcaesar187 stuff being funny, the list goes on and on....
>>159407 Actually, yes. I haven't listened for a LONG time, but pre simpspiracy it was almost exclusively whatever he could get that was Maddox Related. Funny thing is from what I understand Maddox gave up on podcasting and started doing writting gigs that are paying him well enough to do okay as well as had a role in Kung Fury 2. Dax can't even get his Pizza commercial to air and is blacklisted from performing with comedy in LA bickers of his retarded antics (and no not the "free speech" stuff he does on his show, everyone that works with Dax eventually ends up hating him) Funny thing is the whole thing that started Dax's demise was he challenged the whole internet to prove his GF Marie Valenzuela ever went by the screen name HulaGirl86, then some idiot dug up an old kik profile with her face right there and it caused Dax to sperg out.

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