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Grifter Kid Nick Lim - 8KUN System Architect: ROFL Edition Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 05:23:57 No.14397 [Reply] [Last]
Keep this playing in the background it's the thread theme. It's like watching a man drown for nearly 2hrs, start at ~9:00: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LreffN2srV0

Keep in mind at all time that this is the guy building 8KUN and "Project Odin v9000" with Ron. Jim and Ron Watkins have solicited the services of a small Asian boy named Nick Lim. He has a loooong history of being a grifter selling services like DDoS mitigation while also selling DDoS attacks at the same time. There are entire threads devoted to trolling him on hackforms.net but they've been scrubbed. Luckily we've still got the best stuff.

Q: When will ChadWheels stop winning g-guys? https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1187217275843006465

Best explainer: http://archive.is/wAzAw

POST HISTORY on HF: https://hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=2211567 - https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5807098

REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/EtherMining/comments/8ar9by/why_do_we_have_to_discuss_whether_or_not_to_keep/dx0ygy8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Imagine trusting this oblivious little boy to case out your network and keep it safe. O_o

IG: https://www.instagram.com/nickthelim/
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC73cKA0l613nqAyX_3ST8QQ
LK: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nick-lim-96564a91/
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>>119307 >>125979 Samefag more.
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He uses Discord as "Lao" Here he asks 8k/month for DDOS mitigation for a small blog, and demands his 5k payment or else he will delete all the files immediately
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Customer says Nick didn't provide an option on the site to cancel auto-renew Tells Nick he shouldn't force auto-renews on people, get insulted
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Nick Lim commits financial fraud on customers For example, by not canceling plans.
Besides his illegal scamming, his "innovations" are mostly (or maybe even entirely reselling. He markets a leak search tool as innovation, then doesn't provide attribution to the guy who actually made it until he gets asked in public. https://twitter.com/troyhunt/status/1446610022176231428

chris chan thread Toad 06/30/2021 (Wed) 00:04:58 ID: 7ddbe7 No.107824 [Reply] [Last]
this is a chris chan thread
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>>113489 I'm kinda hoping he'll try to join all of them by pretending to be different sonichus.
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does anyone know how can I get into foxdickfarms? I would really like to be part of foxdickfarms maybe somebody can help
>>114758 Be a tranny eceleb or soyboy skinny fat paypiggie
this fat G​AMERGATE broke out lol

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Toad 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:47:04 No.83381 [Reply]
>plenty of crossposting with /leftypol/ >full of feds >well know for having zoomer gays doing discord biblical studies and believing that they are better than other gays only bickers they read a kike fairy tales book >mods are involved with pedo allegations for years >constantly raid /pol/ and any other political boards to push their narrative and stories
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>>85001 >I don't even know about the /christian board so opinion discarded
>>83381 i'm honestly sick of christcucks, they never provide any actual argument other than the bible and some christians said jews were evil (on a religious basis mind you) and otherwise just resort to adhom. It doesn't even make since for europeans to continue a tradition of a foreign religion, when with paganism it's europe's own tradition
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>>85001 Literally Muttie tier post, fuck off from the cyclical and the board as whole.
Majority of tvch "catholics" are groypers shitskin or /christian/ faggots from back 8chan days and they always used to be friends with some retards from /leftpol/ tunkers for some reason
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Please join together in prayer. We must pray to GOD. Toad 11/08/2020 (Sun) 15:34:24 ID: 9c3126 No.89913 [Reply]
Psalm 91 >1Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.a >2I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.” >3Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence. >4He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart. >5You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day, >6nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday. >7A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. >8You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked. >9If you say, “The Lord is my refuge,” and you make the Most High your dwelling, >10no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent. >11For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways; >12they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone. >13You will tread on the lion and the cobra; you will trample the great lion and the serpent. >14“bickers heb loves me,” says the Lord, “I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name. >15He will call on me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honor him. >16With long life I will satisfy him and show him my salvation.”

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>>124779 Eat my Shit. S​ARGON
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>>124779 no lies detected
>>124817 What a handsome Méin Fürher, Mein KÉK

Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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Can someone give me the rundown on why Гунт hates foxdickfarms and JAHSHOOA CAHNNER MOOOOON so much?
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Nipcat##EenLXC 10/02/2021 (Sat) 15:52:11 ID: e7c93c No.121474 [Reply]
Hello. I'm ex-moderator on heyuri/gurochan and kuz is fucking insane. He lets people post baby porn on his irc and fired me for being a "traitor" Here's screenshot/picrel. please guys stop supporting him, he's a terrible human being magi (kuz's friend) used to post "children feet" in the kolyma discord with kuz, and they would joke about him posting more extreme cocks in private channels I'm here to expose him and his pedophilic friend
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And here's his pedophilic baby pornographer friends face
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And here's his pedophilic baby pornographer friends face
Why does kuz buy so many imageboards?
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u r nut cualified
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u r nut cualified?

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Discord Lolcows/Alogs Toad 09/27/2021 (Mon) 20:07:21 ID: 1c01cd No.120997 [Reply]
Anyone have any new discord lolcows worth julaying? or discord servers that are funny to watch
invite/freezer these guys are the most toxic place I could find. they bully people into suicide, using hrt, they abuse animals and share cp. also super sensitive to any criticism.
trannies ones are always funny, especially the ones about tumblr/twitter trannies and ugly people having no problem doxing themselves and posting awful nudes
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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909 [Reply] [Last]
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/
https://www.instagram.com/pstomlinson/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4729556.Patrick_S_Tomlinson
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he seems kinda based to me
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Don't know if any of you alogs are OnA guys but Fatrick Tomlinson did an interview with a totally real Huffington Post journalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFnModB9tlc Fatrick admits he's sunk 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS already into his frivolous lawsuit tryingn to sue the internet for calling him fat online. He specifies he DOES NOT WANT this information public lol. He also says if his case gets thrown out he'll be on the hook for a further 17k to pay to the guy who runs OnA forums and sounds like he's about to cry. He also gets out of breath several times in the interview just from talking (NOT FAT BY ANY MEDICAL DEFINITION, CHILD)
>>118392 Part 2 of the Fatrick leaks came out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljC-khqxV1s
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>>119237 Also an interesting article written by the guy posing as a Huffpo journo. https://archive.md/JVJJy
Part 5 is out. Josiah revealed himself to Fatrick, and Fatrick loses it. https://nanaimg.net/fatrick

StephenLynx Pornhub videos Sergio A. Vianna (StephenLynx) 09/18/2019 (Wed) 22:36:09 No.7595 [Reply] [Last]
Hi, my name is Sergio A. Vianna and I'm from Petrópolis, Brazil. I'm known online as StephenLynx and I'm the developer of the imageboard software LynxChan.
I'm also a filthy degenerate faggot who made porn videos and uploaded them to Pornhub. However recently (out of fear for bad PR) I have deleted my Pornhub profile. Thankfully all my uploaded videos are still live though. I have also downloaded them and uploaded them into a MEGA.nz folder archive. Please enjoy please.

Cumming a little: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8eeb564ec9
Daily buttplug training close up: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd08b3ca8435
Having a cuppa: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd39aafa48d2
Riding new toya: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd4b92d73640
Self bondate: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd0fd28e9a0d
Training deepthroating: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8ccdc71036
Trying new cock cage: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bda726f26609
Using my buttplug and crossdressing (made for the now defunct imageboard Mewch.net): https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bcfc68cd39cc
WE HD NAO :3: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd24ed64e91b
#YESHIM: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd65ad477c25

Link to the MEGA.nz archive: https://mega.nz/#F!pqhgVABK!rgSaCw2R49bScdIyYS7pYg
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That's it. The entire Internet has been created and maintained by the worst people on Earth. From imageboards to social media, news aggregates to basic internet forums, it's all run by unrepentantly horrible people, some of whom have better PR teams than the others. I just want to discuss hobbies with likeminded individuals from around the world without needing a sick fuck's website or application to do it. It's all I've ever wanted in regards to internet communication. Let me guess, the next reality check is that real life is just as full of these kinds of people in positions of power/influence, no matter how petty their fiefdom?
>>116814 Do you know where you are?
>>89124 The Catbox link to a zip with all his disgusting faggot videos still works.
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Morr'gán Rowlings. Toad 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:25:50 ID: 5e953b No.119575 [Reply]
Morr'gán Rowlings' parents divorced when he was nine, he was sent to live with his grandmother who got him into Jane Austen and Victorian era fashion. His grandmother eventually developed dementia and became obsessed with country western style. Every Sunday she forced him to listen to country music and read the Bible. She also forced him to dress like a cowboy bickers God said so, which he hated. He was kicked out at 24 bickers he "developed a backbone", and decided to become a goth pagan as a rebellion against his Christian upbringing. He makes wands (smaller ones for children, large ones for adults) and owns two cats, Asmodexia and Omnia. He is from Slytherin house and believes he is a reincarnation of Aleister Crowley. He and his fat ren-fair girlfriend are in a legal battle with her mother to over custody of her children (hers, not his). In one particularly heated argument with her family Morr'gán was arrested and spent a night in jail for threatening them with a sword. He has spend time as a patient in a Community Behavioral Health Center in Fresno 7171 North Cedar Avenue, Fresno, CA 93720. He gave them a 5 star review for their hospitality. The Witch Against Fundamentalism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGezseTy9w4 >i do not agree with Hitler's dealings with the hebrews... but What Magick Is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz3oY4eOPqs >they see me walking down the street in my robes, and they automatically think i'm a lunatic Myself and my Wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ji9Nkg3vSM

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Great find anon, honestly seems like he could have been a potential cow to be julayed, shame >we don't know his whereabouts.

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