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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]

He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/31/2022 (Sun) 17:03:03 ID: 98618a No.165683

>>165682 I should add on and basically point out the claim is basically like posting a link to zzzchan's /b/ or mark/v/ and claiming anon is a pedo for linking the boare, since both boards have plenty of cp being posted all the time by their pedo residents.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2022 (Sat) 07:54:29 ID: 0ed3ac No.173726

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Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2022 (Sat) 13:59:03 ID: 5695f6 No.173734

God damnit Dolphin

Unironic Ralphamale 08/16/2023 (Wed) 16:28:40 ID: b292e8 No.220634

(You) still make /tv/troons seethe, godspeed dolphin.

Kuz / KolymaNET / Soyjak.party / Vidlii / Heyuri.net Unironic Ralphamale 08/24/2022 (Wed) 02:38:42 ID: 448cef No.168499 [Reply]

Kuz is a plague within the imageboard community. People see him as an imageboard monopolizer due to the sheer amount of imageboards he owns (along with Vidlii for some reason). Much of the information surrounding him is heavily disputed, claiming to have ran a site called 9channel around 2005, but with little evidence to back it up. He was also the admin of the cancer known as "soyjak.party", a place worthy of its own ridicule, and another site called Heyuri.net. The latter he took from its original owner after months of conflict. He's become involved in the baby monkey hate rabbit hole with Vidlii.com, another fucking site he owns, after it was found that he was hosting that cocks. Have a look for yourselves: More about him: https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Kuz approved life story: https://kuz.neocities.org/kuz.html https://soyjak.wiki/Kuz More links: https://8kun.top/soyjak/res/96.html

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/27/2022 (Sat) 00:57:10 ID: 863864 No.169032

>>168951 Thank you for the info anon, he has been mentioned here before but didn't know bibanon had a page on him.

&request (PPC2.4GHZ) 08/27/2022 (Sat) 07:02:29 ID: 386bcf No.169106

&lock_kill.op >>Fed Systems Activated

Unironic Ralphamale 08/27/2022 (Sat) 11:26:35 ID: 885978 No.169131

>>168951 fail

Unironic Ralphamale 08/27/2022 (Sat) 11:30:35 ID: 885978 No.169133

>>168500 About the photos... few people know about this. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50234771/#50280374

Unironic Ralphamale 08/04/2023 (Fri) 23:26:17 ID: 2f4c81 No.219125

kuzzy will always be a gem

Lolcows Who Disappeared Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 23:14:56 ID: 7b929a No.25118 [Reply]

Who are some lolcows that used to be quite prolific but then vanished without a trace? Kat Haché, aka Kevin: http://archive.is/2msVN For those unaware: >incredible smug, narcissistic tranny whose Tweets cumulatively outwrote the Bible in length. >had a penchant for documenting every negative comment said about him >got super pissed when someone outed his former identity as Kevin >caused the old /cow/ on 888chan to abruptly shutdown >kept tweeting indefinitely >suddenly shuts down Twitter account >deletes entire web presence >detransitions and starts identifying as male The last record of Kat's existence was from an now-deleted Instagram account with pictures of him detransitioning.

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sage 06/14/2023 (Wed) 02:41:22 ID: c1d67b No.211974

>>114412 Isn't that the AznTiger from reddit?

Sage Sage 06/14/2023 (Wed) 03:10:22 ID: df3395 No.211975

>>211852 >tvtranny

Unironic Ralphamale 06/14/2023 (Wed) 04:12:25 ID: 4aa489 No.211981

>>211975 Says the mexicanjewhapa that spams black cocks and cp to "own" his alogs.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/29/2023 (Sat) 22:08:25 ID: 65077c No.218248

>>36517 She's a whore now. $100 will get you a terrible blowjob where she won't even let you finish in her mouth. It is basically a glorified rub and tag and not worth the cost unless you want to do it for the meme.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/30/2023 (Sun) 00:30:02 ID: a25efb No.218256

>>218248 That is not Evalion. Evalion is pushing 30 and has had a few kids by now.

Weirdos Unironic Ralphamale 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:29:42 ID: d8c5ea No.216685 [Reply]

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:03:20 ID: bf5c3a No.217133

>>217132 You understand that your entire arguement is pure nihilism that literally tells anon to give up and die, but of course that it is exactly what (((you))) intend ti sell to anon.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:07:44 ID: dae5c5 No.217134

>>217133 No. I'm arguing more for what one could call three-field-system, applied to a broader range of products, services and sectors, a form of crop rotation developed during the middle ages that leaves one field fallow for it to regenerate, while focusing on the other fields.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/23/2023 (Sun) 17:33:57 ID: cb3554 No.217285

>Omg the internet sucks! And no one can tell!

Unironic Ralphamale 07/23/2023 (Sun) 17:38:39 ID: cb3554 No.217286

>>217129 >>217127 >>217039 I think you've become the lolcow

Unironic Ralphamale 07/24/2023 (Mon) 00:28:10 ID: 607cc4 No.217364

>>217286 That would require for me to be an identifiable character that is looking for attention, which I'm not. So by definition I cannot be a cow

evgenia lichtner Anonymous 06/02/2020 (Tue) 18:18:36 No.59574 [Reply]

thoughts?

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Anonymous 06/08/2020 (Mon) 02:28:28 ID: 25869a No.61124

>MZ275147.jpg she looks awful in this particular picture, but I'd still break her in half with my dong.

Anonymous 07/14/2020 (Tue) 00:04:21 ID: 31ccd4 No.65366

>>59574 Racist whore

Anonymous 07/17/2020 (Fri) 14:24:34 ID: b89c32 No.66199

>>65366 You're just jealous that she doesn't want your black micropenis. ;^)

Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2023 (Fri) 02:29:58 ID: ffa053 No.207355

would

Unironic Ralphamale 07/04/2023 (Tue) 22:07:36 ID: dff7cd No.214016

>>59574 I love skinny women.

The Great Reddit Hotpocket Civil War Unironic Ralphamale 06/22/2023 (Thu) 01:29:25 ID: dd13b3 No.212765 [Reply]

Bad moderators and Lolcows are like my jewish mother and cookies. They are quite a force when seperate, Reddit mods are not only famously, Lolcowy, the supermods are infamously-lazy, my jewish motherable, and very easy to piss off. Well, the hand that fed Reddit's moderators (with imaginary food, and corporate inside deals, nonetheless) just bitch-slapped them. And now the hotpockets are being thrown across the meeting room. It started with a blackout for two days. On the surface this looked like a push by the users to support third party apps that were basically being banned bickers of the high costs. Beneath that surface however, the janitoral staff of Reddit was seething with rage that their easy-access lazy automod tools were being threatened, so they organized in the most-reddit-way possible. Anyone with even just a spare few braincells knew that you can't just do a protest for a mere two days and expect admins to bend over for you. Well that time came and went, the talking heads acted like the blackout was a failure. But now that the Supermods have been betrayed, they're going on a full-on-revolt. I don't know about you guys, but I think Reddit might actually implode this time. Various Archive links Posted here bickers rdrama.net is kinda cancerous, and Reddit is terribly-easy to censor. https://archive.ph/obwn6 - rdrama.net jannycide thread (source of most of the links). https://archive.is/ygry4 - Reddit's biggest karma farm for bots had it's jannies removed. https://archive.is/ztTy6 - /r/ModCoord threads they openly-discuss their revolt on Reddit. https://archive.is/njRTt - An Hero-Complex in action. https://archive.ph/rxhC6 - rdrama.net thread about ex-janny who moderated /r/celebrities for FOURTEEN YEARS! (FOR FREE!) https://archive.ph/evUAT - /r/SquaredCircle janny whining (and considering suicide) about how he got demodded after a banning spree of people who called his hypocrisy out.

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/24/2023 (Sat) 14:17:21 ID: dd13b3 No.212925

Hotpockets are starting to finally realize that the media isn't their friend, and they don't hold the power they thought they had when they were disposed of. (also, listed part of turtle's modded subs, so you can get an idea of just the kind of power-high it got from being on a high-horse.) https://archive.ph/J7kaJ - Reddit mods fuming about shit everyone else realized about the media last decade, and even earlier than that. https://archive.ph/iTpya - A primer on AwkwardTheTurtle, not much of a read, but a decent-enough primer for anyone here that doesn't know. https://archive.ph/mimbv - What the fuck, The Verge is actually somewhat unbiased here. https://archive.is/85Gba - A how-to-fuck-with-reddit guide bickers it's database is held-together with duct tape and wishful thinking.

Unironic Ralphamale 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:33:27 ID: dd13b3 No.213406

So the hotpocket temper-tantrum and resulting holopocketcaust has indeed caused more damage than the talking heads have let-on... Except it's actually search engines that have taken the damage (redditors say it's mostly google) bickers of course shitty search engines will take a hit when they use biased algos and social media as search results. Other than that, the holopocketcaust continues, more subs fall, jannies rage, opportunistic users get mod positions, oust the old jannies, and reddit turns a blind eye acting like nothing's happening... Oh and scammers are now on reddit hoping to steal moderator accounts too. Hotpockets were surprisingly-smart on calling this out, but there will always be someone dumb-enough to click the link, there always is one of them that dumb. https://archive.ph/uFTGZ -- Hotpockets rejoice at the damage they've done... To Google. https://archive.fo/IAk84 -- Developer and Reddit guy for the world's most famous block game is leaving Reddit.

Unironic Ralphamale 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:41:18 ID: ff0612 No.213408

>>212925 >>213406 Good. Seriously, fuck Reddit moderators. They seal clapped when r/coontown and all the other right wing subreddits were closed by Spez, and now they are getting their just deserts. and yes, I know Spez is a scummy leftist, but he knows where the bread is buttered and has no qualms about being a hypocrite as all leftists are hypocrites. Smug Reddit mods still want to pretend to be true believers. May they all burn.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:26:20 ID: dd13b3 No.213637

Got a spicy niblet of drama for you guys - hotpockets are salty that a fight against a tranny got onto the front page. Pics related are the thread of salt, and the thread it's coming from. In addition, reddit's biggest casual-views-source has it's hotpockets quitting. You know. that one board where celebrities- actual celebrities, not E-celebs, post their "ask anything" bullshit, while the hotpockets shadowban people who ask the REAL questions. Get fucked Reddit. This was ten years coming for being part of the cancer that killed forum rings. https://archive.ph/xdSDh - /u/ModCodeofConduct sends out messages that boil down to "we're done playing nice, unprivate your shit in two days or we will fuck you" https://archive.fo/4bBAA - Hotpockets discuss their plan to disconnect from reddit... I wonder if it'll take this time. https://archive.ph/mWN1n - Reddit's biggest source of organic off-site traffic is shutting down. Hotpockets suspect that spez is throwing a shitfit and it's actually a reasonable estimate if Spez is anything like a typical frat/techbro.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:30:41 ID: dd13b3 No.213640

>>213637 shit, I chose the wrong images for hotpocket salt. sorry.

Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]

>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?

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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2023 (Sun) 21:20:37 ID: b080aa No.188205

>>183381 >charging someone for refusing sex How the fuck is that legal? Isn't that rape?

Unironic Ralphamale 02/03/2023 (Fri) 20:52:58 ID: e1d1d0 No.189968

>>152556 Sometimes I forget how evil this world really is.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/27/2023 (Sat) 15:17:17 No.209926

>>184279 > you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types Post the links then

Unironic Ralphamale 06/08/2023 (Thu) 08:06:25 ID: b9f118 No.211166

>>188205 some legal work around bullshit prob

Unironic Ralphamale 06/14/2023 (Wed) 19:47:19 ID: 38e001 No.212019

>>152556 Why is it ALWAYS that phenotype of male that are so okay with shit like this?

Unironic Ralphamale 06/01/2023 (Thu) 14:34:22 ID: cd7ac0 No.210432 [Reply]

Ashar Nisar is sweaty gamer Supporting existence of websites for sweaty gamers abusing children (while sharing child pornography) [email protected] + 408-437-8953 + 92-42-583-6602 PKNIC 7-Aurangzeb Block New Garden Town Lahore Pakistan

Unironic Ralphamale 06/02/2023 (Fri) 11:05:26 ID: 32e2b7 No.210553

pedo king above

Unironic Ralphamale 06/03/2023 (Sat) 05:05:58 ID: 16b913 No.210631

>>210432 based catchanner spreading the word

Kwame Brown Unironic Ralphamale 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:53:16 ID: 84eb15 No.210203 [Reply]

Failed NBA player turned ebeggar kwame brown is a youtuber who makes a living fucking with other people, most notably fellow youtuber Tommy Sotomayor for donations from his army of weens who also screw with his targets. He calls tommy "a mistake down by the lake" and calls people he doesnt like weak weasels on multi hour long livestreams. Recently he posted nude photographs of tommy on his instagram page amongst other equally hilarious antics. Below are some of Kwame and Tommys livestreams which are quite enjoyable to watch https://rumble.com/v2n2r1o-kwame-brown-put-lipstick-a-wig-and-call-tommy-sotomayor-tammy-bickers-hes-u.html https://rumble.com/v2bqy4s-failed-nba-player-and-youtuber-kwame-brown-goes-live-to-lie-on-tommy-sotoma.html https://rumble.com/v10y6h7-kwame-brown-is-an-insecure-failure-in-real-life-tho-lets-talk-about-it.html https://rumble.com/vke385-kwame-brown-decided-to-show-nvde-photos-of-tommy-sotomayor-on-his-instagram.html https://rumble.com/v1zqgc7-harassing-kwame-brown-tommy-sotomayor-stalker-true-freeman-looking-for-clou.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOD0ctNOC-s

Unironic Ralphamale 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:06:22 ID: ee92f4 No.210208

Isn't sotomayer the race-mixer who wishes he was white?

Unironic Ralphamale 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:32:48 ID: b67a4d No.210209

>>210208 nta but have you seen black women?

Unironic Ralphamale 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:23:05 ID: 7439c8 No.210210

>>210203 Nïggers can’t be real cows bickers they fail to make it over the first hurdle, which is being entertaining on some level. They’re all worthless piles of retardation and poor genetics who can only produce something worthwhile through their own deaths like St. Floyd.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:28:05 ID: 7a571a No.210214

>>210203 Fuck kwame "pro blackity black brown" tommy is pure kino like wedjene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1vXZKr2cAQ

gl0wie d0x Unironic Ralphamale 02/21/2023 (Tue) 17:51:01 No.193122 [Reply]

Agent tr00n will never be a woman

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Unironic Ralphamale 02/28/2023 (Tue) 15:01:36 ID: e9dff2 No.193956

>>193122 >>193123 >>193831 Updated infographic

Unironic Ralphamale 03/01/2023 (Wed) 17:16:02 ID: 5a1aeb No.194132

wat

Unironic Ralphamale 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:28:03 ID: 313559 No.209967

Unironic Ralphamale 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:52:45 ID: 985a83 No.209971

>>193122 oh, it is those EPIC OLDFAGS the queer newfags talk about.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:21:14 ID: 753ce3 No.210044

>>209971 I'm not surprised at psyops on imageboards with everything happening right now, or 4chan and Cloudflare overreacting to a glowie being spotted. But what makes you think this discord tranny is an oldfag kek?