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Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 01:33:55 ID: d16af4 No.22765 [Reply]

Sweet Christ he has a national anthem about himself.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Zero_to_Hero

>Bless my soul
>Paul was on a roll
>Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
>What a pro
>Paul could stop a show
>Point him at a monster and you're talking S.R.O.
>He was a no one
>A zero, zero
>Now he's a honcho
>He's a hero
>Paul was a kid with his act down pat

>From zero to hero
>In no time flat
>Zero to hero
>Just like that
>When he smiled
>The girls went wild with "ooh"s and "aah"s
>And they slapped his face on every vase
(on every "vase")

>From appearance fees and royalties
>Our Paul had cash to burn
>Now nouveau riche and famous
>He could tell you what's a Grecian urn!

>Say amen
>There he goes again
>Sweet and undefeated
>And an awesome 10 for 10
>Folks lined up
>Just to watch him flex
>And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs

>Paul Gekko, he comes he sees, he conquers
>Honey, the crowds were going bonkers
>He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
>From zero to hero
>A major hunk
>Zero to hero
>And who'd have thunk?

>Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"?
>Paul Gekko!
>Whose daring deeds are great theater?
>Paul Gekko!
>Is he bold?
>No one braver
>Is he sweet?
>Our favorite flavor

>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko

>Bless my soul
>Paul was on a roll
>He's in training
>Riding high
>And the nicest guy
>Not conceited

>He was a nothin'
>A zero, zero
>Now he's a honcho
>He's our hero
>He hit the heights at breakneck speed

>From zero to hero
>Paul is a hero
>Now he's a hero

>Wait and See!

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Anonymous 02/06/2020 (Thu) 17:17:27 ID: 1ab1ea No.31047

>>22765 >>22766 Kiwifag cuckchanners need to get gassed, holy shit.

Anonymous 02/06/2020 (Thu) 17:21:35 ID: 6a4b8f No.31048

Yikes

Anonymous 02/15/2020 (Sat) 00:44:51 ID: 298fc2 No.32182

>>22765 If you'e going to phonepost, learn how to crop

Unironic Ralphamale 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:22:48 ID: 5cebe1 No.215874

Cozy - c0zy America First - 4merica first jcaesar187 - 3than jcaesar187 - r4lph foxdickfarms -k1wifarms

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:11:53 ID: ebaab1 No.290092

Interesting thread

Awful Deviantart/Furfag/fetish/autist art Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 04:39:22 ID: 3360b3 No.17833 [Reply]

Post what you got. The more fetishes and worse art the better

First two images are the legendary half-dude and the last two are https://www.deviantart.com/wolfcariocharlotte/gallery/

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Anonymous 11/17/2019 (Sun) 15:55:05 ID: e711af No.18472

:`)

Anonymous 11/17/2019 (Sun) 18:32:35 ID: 9eaa51 No.18491

>>18472

Anonymous 11/26/2019 (Tue) 09:14:07 ID: f5d9c4 No.19643

>>18443
This thread is about awful DA stuff, not the greatest epic of our times

Anonymous 01/15/2020 (Wed) 05:44:09 ID: a68d25 No.27403

I can't possibly write something to do these profiles justice https://www.deviantart.com/bluekoa64/art/EBP-Character-Bio-726245215 https://www.deviantart.com/gloriabomfim201 9/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCskwlrBZO3YO7dToqao89Yg/videos This profile has thousands of drawings of "wereroaches"

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:11:35 ID: 55cbb2 No.290091

Interesting thread

The eurasian tiger drama Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 16:08:33 ID: 9dfb1e No.24206 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/I5Ej2-NahHA

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Anonymous 12/26/2019 (Thu) 08:17:43 ID: 686c16 No.24581

>>24571 harsh but.... his grandparents do love it when he visits

Anonymous 12/26/2019 (Thu) 12:52:26 ID: c785fc No.24586

>People on /cow/ are actually reproducing Mail order brides were a mistake.

Anonymous 12/26/2019 (Thu) 17:20:01 ID: 9c4bd3 No.24593

>>24586 The Incel Revolution and its consequences have been a tragedy for the human race

Unironic Ralphamale 06/19/2023 (Mon) 21:12:09 No.212574

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:11:17 ID: 39850d No.290090

Interesting thread

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 7 Unironic Ralphamale 06/12/2026 (Fri) 05:45:01 ID: 43958b No.287947 [Reply] [Last]

Face Transplant Edition

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:08:29 ID: c07be6 No.290086

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:09:00 ID: 44a72f No.290087

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:09:16 ID: 44a72f No.290088

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:09:56 ID: 44a72f No.290089

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:59:48 ID: 357db0 No.290168

New thread 🥳 https://alogs.space/cow/res/290167.html

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]

Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:05:43 ID: b8f2b3 No.284284

I still have no clue what a Nüzach is, or what an Old Zäch is, or what an emojitroön is, or who Ramon is, is it also a goblinpedo? Or what Gahöole has to do with all of it

Unironic Ralphamale 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:28:21 ID: 7ffcf5 No.285052

>>284284 >I still have no clue what a Nüzach is He's some autistic who spams the same screenshot every day in this thread for the past 2 years.

Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:46:30 ID: 2f5eb6 No.288118

>>288093 While you're coming here every day to post this, I'm having another child with wife and I've bought a country house. Lmao!

Unironic Ralphamale 07/21/2026 (Tue) 11:03:05 ID: 797833 No.289370

>>288118 You came in a latin man in a wig's ass and bought a tent from walmart to go be homeless with him in? Good job bud. You killed it

Unironic Ralphamale 08/17/2026 (Mon) 02:40:12 ID: 850a1f No.289968

Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135 [Reply] [Last]

It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:06:08 ID: f82f31 No.289315

>>289305 >Green Reddit moment

Unironic Ralphamale 07/20/2026 (Mon) 12:24:12 ID: 838231 No.289317

>>288876 who cares. it feels true to me! thats how fox dick farms works

Unironic Ralphamale 07/21/2026 (Tue) 15:33:23 ID: 3b9e03 No.289376

her calling men penisGAMERGATEs always made me laugh

Unironic Ralphamale 07/21/2026 (Tue) 22:57:36 ID: ff5fd6 No.289390

fake femcel

Unironic Ralphamale 07/22/2026 (Wed) 01:13:38 ID: 498441 No.289395

>>289376 "her"

SHE WON Jocelyn 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:40:41 ID: e8555d No.289112 [Reply]

Bow down to your new DDOS queen, Lopez

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/19/2026 (Sun) 23:27:43 ID: 579cd4 No.289246

>>289245 *Farts loudly*

Unironic Ralphamale 07/19/2026 (Sun) 23:28:38 ID: 0347f8 No.289247

>>289245 That's why she's a horrorcow

Unironic Ralphamale 07/20/2026 (Mon) 09:09:56 ID: 4313dd No.289297

>>289112 i'd lick her pussyhole clean

Unironic Ralphamale 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:17:37 ID: f2e395 No.289299

>>289241 Everything has trouble staying up around Elain3

Unironic Ralphamale 07/20/2026 (Mon) 11:19:10 ID: f2e395 No.289300

>>289234 >Why would this belong on a lolcow forum and not some OSINT forum? Do you think child abuse is funny? its almost as if lolcow forums attract sadists or something.

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]

PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/30/2026 (Thu) 23:43:36 ID: a55ee6 No.285833

Axle has found a new discord fuck buddy. Jazzy from IP2 fame aka Alison D Simons of 1641 N Commerce St Stockton, CA. Who works at their local super cuts.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/19/2026 (Tue) 11:19:42 ID: 7b5ad7 No.286783

Unironic Ralphamale 06/19/2026 (Fri) 23:18:23 ID: f08995 No.288251

>DJ Axle loses his cat and gets a restraining order from his family (06/18/2026) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJTsQj5glkc This video title could not be more on point. DJ Axle informs the public that, three months ago, he was served with a restraining order by his entire family and blames the child he groomed (Raven) for it. Ironic internet troll DJ Axle defeated by one of his own underage victims. This is a good watch. There is plenty of crying and coping over both the restraining order and the cats he keeps getting killed. He should probably report this latest death to the shelter he adopted them from. If they are informed through other means, there might be consequences as he also informs us in this video.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/06/2026 (Mon) 09:36:16 ID: f08995 No.288792

Who's That Pokemon?

Unironic Ralphamale 07/20/2026 (Mon) 06:22:38 ID: f08995 No.289283

Swan Kelly helping DJ Axle spread Warhammer's dox.

Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]

God, you're pathetic.

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Unironic Ralphamale 01/17/2026 (Sat) 08:27:29 ID: dd4b5c No.282003

bump

Unironic Ralphamale 04/01/2026 (Wed) 22:41:57 ID: 603747 No.283866

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/02/2026 (Thu) 01:16:20 ID: e0aedb No.283877

>>283866 Sean why do this? Just to hide your thread?

JEWS 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:29:35 ID: a53388 No.289075

I will not be watching the Odyssey this weekend.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/18/2026 (Sat) 05:26:43 ID: 603747 No.289135

>>289075 Have ya ever tried reading it?

MisatoDX4/Aeromatic/Nicholas Fedorov/Nicholas Foxworth/Lord Foxworth/Stimp general Anonymous 09/04/2019 (Wed) 01:26:25 ID: e2556e No.5327 [Reply]

He started posting again after 8ch went down lol. It didn't last long though since no popular artist in any 4chan/[s4s] clique wants to retweet him anymore (most likely because of pedo shit). So other than a couple low effort drawings that you can find on his twitter @MisatoDX4, most cocks are kept within his discord friend groups.

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Anonymous 03/12/2020 (Thu) 13:17:00 ID: 1ee0f1 No.40122

>>40121 >admitting to being a foxdick

Toad 08/20/2020 (Thu) 15:15:25 ID: 530306 No.76954

Being trans is the future Being hapa is a blessing Being transbian is redpilled and based

pene pene 12/06/2020 (Sun) 17:59:45 ID: 4e6d0a No.92643

Que zukulento

Unironic Ralphamale 04/16/2025 (Wed) 05:31:20 ID: 51360b No.268777

The lodge kicked his ass out, lmao honestly don't doubt he's drunk off his ass playing around in traffic right now

Unironic Ralphamale 07/15/2026 (Wed) 05:58:11 ID: 49e265 No.288959

Hey look I found Lidl Drip