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Unironic Ralphamale 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:07:39 ID: 18d5aa No.226810 [Reply]
This is the crazy lolcow extravaganza from the 1990s you've never heard of. This show's format was STOLEN (and ruined) by Jerry Springer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaY7zquMd8 >The host Wally George. An angry, loudmouth Republican who shouts down HILARIOUS liberal guests and always trash talks them. Wally called for homosexuality to be made illegal. And even though he was kind of based, he was also kind of crazy. >The show HOT SEAT. This was Southern California's most HIGH ENERGY show at the time. It was a must see to locals who lived near Disneyland. >The guests The guests were pre-selected to be loony crazy liberals, and they are just too funny. And they're real people (even when the show can seem fixed). This is a must see. It's a testament to how much ancient LOLCOW shit you'll never see bickers no one will ever remember it/post about it.
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>2nd lolcow: TheTheGatorGamerGamer TheTheGatorGamerGamer Myers was a foulmouthed liberal who believed Republicans were trying to create a theocratic fascist new world order https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQT6Dm2C_8 He often wore sunglasses and called Wally's audience 'dogs.' His anger is really funny
Here's 2 hours of wally being prank called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKUld1x2Yc
>>226810 This is good.
Wally gets trolled by own audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhnD68OkgQ
Saw this show and it was lame in fact of course.

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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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>>152556 Sometimes I forget how evil this world really is.
>>184279 > you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types Post the links then
>>188205 some legal work around bullshit prob
>>152556 Why is it ALWAYS that phenotype of male that are so okay with shit like this?
>>140503 >DMCAs every single copy on the internet. Based?

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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imhB36SjD0[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuKqhYggQo&t=1160s[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoDPIVtTHI&t=13s[Embed]
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
templeos.org
https://christine.website/blog/templeos-1-installation-and-basic-use-2019-05-20
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Would you please shut the fuck up about Terry Davis , he was a mentally ill nut who ranted on streams , abused his parents and jacked off into a webcam in a van in the desert... if your really going to insist this dude was some height of human achievement I Think we've finally found of winner for the stupidest pricks on planet earth
>>140837 Terry was based kill yourself foxdick.
>>140845 Terry was foxdick kill yourself based
>>15363 >5 years later Still waiting for Shitatle to be nuked by the Chinese or whatever.
Almost 6 years later btw

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Tom Czerniawski Unironic Ralphamale 06/07/2025 (Sat) 06:39:18 ID: fdf227 No.269891 [Reply]
Tom Czerniawski is a failed gaming journalist and self proclaimed "bioweapons expert" who regularly posts on twitter and 4/pol/ about how vaccine prions will soon cause humanity to go extinct. The guy is very narcissistic and pretends that he is saving humanity and has a few loyal twitter followers who he asks to help defend him from pharmaceutical shills (see criticism) in his threads on 4chan. Narcissistic failed journalist leading a cult would be fun enough on it's own but he also advertised services for prion testing with basic tests costing $150 for your homemade blood smear to be analyzed in a lab all the way in Japan. And if this homemade blood sample shipped to Japan has anything wrong with it the lab offers additional prion testing for low cost of $1500 and everyone should be tested bickers everyone has been exposed to prions through vaxx shedding. He gets extremely upset when called out for his obvious scam. You can find him on /pol/ posting "Aaaaaaaaa" with a Canadian flag or on Twitter @BlackTomThePyr8
I think the dude is just retarded and the scientist selling the test is the puppet master here.

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Sean "ShinGoji/SCGodzillaGuy" McGuinness Toad 05/19/2021 (Wed) 22:55:26 ID: c44690 No.103205 [Reply]
Just your average talentless 2000s webcomic creator suffering from TDS, or is he? His old webcomic, Twisted Kaiju Theatre, was created by playing with giant monster dolls action figures and consisted primarily of poop and sex jokes, of which he doubtlessly has no first hand experience outside of lizard shaped sex toys. Sometime in the middle of Trump's presidency, he decided that this highbrow humor didn't reflect the person he was and he no longer had a black roommate to shield himself from criticism, so he bawwleted all the old comics and replaced them with even less funny SJW pandering. He supplements his disability by selling bootleg Godzilla merchandise, posters, and even recast toys. For all of which there is no doubt that he does not have a license to produce. He really likes godzilla, and it is undeniably sexual in nature bickers he used to host full breasted pinup "Kaiju Girls" drawn by furfags on his website. Somehow this faggot has a wikipedia article (which he contributed to) about his comic, and it has escaped deletion for its complete irrelevancy. Most of it is outdated since it pertains to the deleted comics. Amazingly he has gotten worse at producing a webcomic, even lazy photo "comics", with over two decades of experience. The timing does not even resemble that of comedy and you have to scroll down a massive page to read the whole thing. His "art" can be found on the internet archive, and his homepage: https://www.neomonsterisland.com
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>>103270 His active social media is his twitter (https://twitter.com/neomonsterisle) where he retweets movieblob. He have had a now defunct SCGodzillaGuy twitter. He is also on facebook where he is the moderator of a "Godzilla and Kaiju Fanpage" which he uses as a political soapbox. The easiest way to get a rise out of him is to voice conservative opinions or opposition to the insertion of politics into a children's movie fandom, let him know Godzilla 1998 is your favorite and try to get him into an argument about its merits, explain that sprite comics take more effort than photocomics, or just tell him that he is not an artist for making shitty shoops and playing with dolls. Perhaps someone could let Toho and Legendary know an American who can easily be made an example of, in their kangaroo copyright courts, is profiting off of bootleg Godzilla merchandise. He doesn't even have a parody fair use defense for a lot of it. Apparently he's worn his politics on his sleeve for almost as long as he's been spewing visual diarrhea on the internet, but somehow still needed to delete his old comics for being politically incorrect. Could it be his newfound SJW buddies took a look at his past?
>>103275 Don't forget to bring up the fact that Monster Island Buddies is just a guy filming himself playing with toys and that he still found more success and respect. Looking at those flat, glassy eyes and skinny arms, this boy has been dead inside for a long while.
So did this guy hide the furry art out of shame or did his new fwends tell him he's literally raping fictional dinosaur women? I mean he's stupid either way, furfag artists with no scruples make bank on fetish commissions.
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ThatAnimeSnob Unironic Ralphamale 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:24:50 ID: c8a208 No.273209 [Reply]
ThatAnimeSnob One of the most infamous lolcows that is mostly familiar to people who spend time with AniTubers and lolcows is ThatAnimeSnob. https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/ThatAnimeSnob As a Greek anime myself who has been hanging around Greek anime forums since the mid 2000s I was familiar with him when back then he was using the nickname Roriconfan (an Engrish way to say Loliconfan) and AniTubers wasn't a thing yet and therefore he didn't had any presence at YouTube yet (at least in my knowledge). Even back then he was one of the most active, loudest and most obnoxious members at Greek anime forums and at anime database sites like anidb.net. Since then he was already infamous for trying way too hard to pretend having high standards in anime with his complaining for almost every anime he was "watched", including anime of his childhood. And I use quote marks for the watching part since he admitted that he wasn't actually watching the whole anime he was whining about and he made reviews about and instead he was watching them at fast forward. At late 2000s - early 2010s most members of Greek anime forums have either stopped hanging around online communities (at least as active members) or moved to mainstream social media like Facebook and mainstream sites like YouTube. As a result Greek anime forums have either died or stopped being as active as they used to. Which is why at early 2010s I also moved to Facebook and to other forums (either Greek or foreign ones) that were still active. While I still kept touch with some members from Greek anime forums or kept meeting them in other online sites I've personally lost touch with Roriconfan besides his cringe "reviews" at AniDb.net since said is my default choice for anime info including available fansubs or rips. If there is an obscure retro anime, the only "review" it would have at AniDb.net (or one of the few reviews) would be from none other than Roriconfan. Fast forward at 2020s: Some of my close online friends who are familiar with AniTubers (AniTubers was never my thing with only 1-2 exceptions), online dramas and lolcows talked to me about a Greek AniTuber lolcow named ThatAnimeSnob since I'm also Greek and asked me if I'm familiar with him. My first reaction was "Never heard of him.". After a quick search my reaction was "OMG! That's Roricofan!". As you can see despite being Greek I was totally oblivious about his "career" as an AniTuber until my foreign friends informed me about it. I won't analyze or comment about his online presence as ThatAnimeSnob since it's already been done analytically by many others. The only thing I'll comment is that while he deserves the hate he gets (especially bickers of him celebrating about the doxxing of other AniTubers he hates like Chibi Reviews to later cry when he also got victim of doxxing)...I kinda pity him. It's kinda hard to explain why since I'm bad with voicing out certain thoughts of mine. Anyway, that's my personal thoughts about ThatAnimeSnob. I would like to hear your opinions about him.
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>>273269 No clue about his political beliefs but he loves mocking SJWs. That's the only good part of him.
>>273298 Mocking Socialist inJustice Wackjobs is a little bit cliche in current year though and almost expected.
Wait I forgot, he's European. So that's actually pretty based by EUcuck standards. Credit where credit is due.
>>273307 Nah, he's from these fags who pretend being anti-SJW but they're still brainwashed regarding many other kike's tricks like the ESG-pandering shit they do with companies like Black Rock. And when you inform them about this shit and even give them source (including the companies' pages themselves) they treat you as an "obsessed", "weirdo" or whatever.
Hmm

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Tauren thread Anonymous 09/27/2019 (Fri) 11:30:05 ID: b9b163 No.9328 [Reply]
enjoy brudders
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Im glad that muh guild is not filled with those sort of cucks. The first uppity GAMERGATE that complained got kicked.
>>10118 Nice
WoW in 2025 btw

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 12/25/2023 (Mon) 19:10:15 ID: 839ad2 No.237390 [Reply]
Every time you sperg out and irritate Ken I'll post it to another service. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
Back to onionfaggots son
Very fat

Elaine Gertler and/or Miller / Trollcow (Season 2) Daniel Lopez 08/09/2025 (Sat) 02:16:30 ID: 8b52b3 No.272070 [Reply] [Last]
Last thread maxed out, so we begin again
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<"I'm Jeffrey Epstein" ~TheGatorGamer "TheGatorGamer" April Miller, 2025 Great quote btw
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As this thread comes to a close it is almost time for the deed to be done yet again
Pisslame is 4 things. Pisslame is a larper Pisslame is a nonce Pisslame is Snitch and Pisslame is a piece of shit.
>>277856 She just means Smiggles is making her pay for the plane ticket to come visit her cause he is a broke loser. Embarrassing.
she's perfect

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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Yakuzapedo confirmed to be addicted to black dicks.
>>270209 He unironically frequents cakekike /interracial/ board. Yakuzapedo doesn't know if he wants to be white or black. I think it's in this limbo that a lot of guys like him (brownoids incels) live.
I haven't been on my prolapsed butthole for two months, and without any surprise I see that Yakuzapedo continues talking about black porn "stars", "menko" and pathetically trying to be funny and interact with people half his age.
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Yakuzapedo, G​AMERGATE lover forever!

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