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evgenia lichtner Anonymous 06/02/2020 (Tue) 18:18:36 No.59574 [Reply]

thoughts?

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Anonymous 06/08/2020 (Mon) 02:28:28 ID: 25869a No.61124

>MZ275147.jpg she looks awful in this particular picture, but I'd still break her in half with my dong.

Anonymous 07/14/2020 (Tue) 00:04:21 ID: 31ccd4 No.65366

>>59574 Racist whore

Anonymous 07/17/2020 (Fri) 14:24:34 ID: b89c32 No.66199

>>65366 You're just jealous that she doesn't want your black micropenis. ;^)

Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2023 (Fri) 02:29:58 ID: ffa053 No.207355

would

Unironic Ralphamale 07/04/2023 (Tue) 22:07:36 ID: dff7cd No.214016

>>59574 I love skinny women.

The Great Reddit Hotpocket Civil War Unironic Ralphamale 06/22/2023 (Thu) 01:29:25 ID: dd13b3 No.212765 [Reply]

Bad moderators and Lolcows are like my jewish mother and cookies. They are quite a force when seperate, Reddit mods are not only famously, Lolcowy, the supermods are infamously-lazy, my jewish motherable, and very easy to piss off. Well, the hand that fed Reddit's moderators (with imaginary food, and corporate inside deals, nonetheless) just bitch-slapped them. And now the hotpockets are being thrown across the meeting room. It started with a blackout for two days. On the surface this looked like a push by the users to support third party apps that were basically being banned bickers of the high costs. Beneath that surface however, the janitoral staff of Reddit was seething with rage that their easy-access lazy automod tools were being threatened, so they organized in the most-reddit-way possible. Anyone with even just a spare few braincells knew that you can't just do a protest for a mere two days and expect admins to bend over for you. Well that time came and went, the talking heads acted like the blackout was a failure. But now that the Supermods have been betrayed, they're going on a full-on-revolt. I don't know about you guys, but I think Reddit might actually implode this time. Various Archive links Posted here bickers rdrama.net is kinda cancerous, and Reddit is terribly-easy to censor. https://archive.ph/obwn6 - rdrama.net jannycide thread (source of most of the links). https://archive.is/ygry4 - Reddit's biggest karma farm for bots had it's jannies removed. https://archive.is/ztTy6 - /r/ModCoord threads they openly-discuss their revolt on Reddit. https://archive.is/njRTt - An Hero-Complex in action. https://archive.ph/rxhC6 - rdrama.net thread about ex-janny who moderated /r/celebrities for FOURTEEN YEARS! (FOR FREE!) https://archive.ph/evUAT - /r/SquaredCircle janny whining (and considering suicide) about how he got demodded after a banning spree of people who called his hypocrisy out.

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/24/2023 (Sat) 14:17:21 ID: dd13b3 No.212925

Hotpockets are starting to finally realize that the media isn't their friend, and they don't hold the power they thought they had when they were disposed of. (also, listed part of turtle's modded subs, so you can get an idea of just the kind of power-high it got from being on a high-horse.) https://archive.ph/J7kaJ - Reddit mods fuming about shit everyone else realized about the media last decade, and even earlier than that. https://archive.ph/iTpya - A primer on AwkwardTheTurtle, not much of a read, but a decent-enough primer for anyone here that doesn't know. https://archive.ph/mimbv - What the fuck, The Verge is actually somewhat unbiased here. https://archive.is/85Gba - A how-to-fuck-with-reddit guide bickers it's database is held-together with duct tape and wishful thinking.

Unironic Ralphamale 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:33:27 ID: dd13b3 No.213406

So the hotpocket temper-tantrum and resulting holopocketcaust has indeed caused more damage than the talking heads have let-on... Except it's actually search engines that have taken the damage (redditors say it's mostly google) bickers of course shitty search engines will take a hit when they use biased algos and social media as search results. Other than that, the holopocketcaust continues, more subs fall, jannies rage, opportunistic users get mod positions, oust the old jannies, and reddit turns a blind eye acting like nothing's happening... Oh and scammers are now on reddit hoping to steal moderator accounts too. Hotpockets were surprisingly-smart on calling this out, but there will always be someone dumb-enough to click the link, there always is one of them that dumb. https://archive.ph/uFTGZ -- Hotpockets rejoice at the damage they've done... To Google. https://archive.fo/IAk84 -- Developer and Reddit guy for the world's most famous block game is leaving Reddit.

Unironic Ralphamale 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:41:18 ID: ff0612 No.213408

>>212925 >>213406 Good. Seriously, fuck Reddit moderators. They seal clapped when r/coontown and all the other right wing subreddits were closed by Spez, and now they are getting their just deserts. and yes, I know Spez is a scummy leftist, but he knows where the bread is buttered and has no qualms about being a hypocrite as all leftists are hypocrites. Smug Reddit mods still want to pretend to be true believers. May they all burn.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:26:20 ID: dd13b3 No.213637

Got a spicy niblet of drama for you guys - hotpockets are salty that a fight against a tranny got onto the front page. Pics related are the thread of salt, and the thread it's coming from. In addition, reddit's biggest casual-views-source has it's hotpockets quitting. You know. that one board where celebrities- actual celebrities, not E-celebs, post their "ask anything" bullshit, while the hotpockets shadowban people who ask the REAL questions. Get fucked Reddit. This was ten years coming for being part of the cancer that killed forum rings. https://archive.ph/xdSDh - /u/ModCodeofConduct sends out messages that boil down to "we're done playing nice, unprivate your shit in two days or we will fuck you" https://archive.fo/4bBAA - Hotpockets discuss their plan to disconnect from reddit... I wonder if it'll take this time. https://archive.ph/mWN1n - Reddit's biggest source of organic off-site traffic is shutting down. Hotpockets suspect that spez is throwing a shitfit and it's actually a reasonable estimate if Spez is anything like a typical frat/techbro.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:30:41 ID: dd13b3 No.213640

>>213637 shit, I chose the wrong images for hotpocket salt. sorry.

Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]

>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?

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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2023 (Sun) 21:20:37 ID: b080aa No.188205

>>183381 >charging someone for refusing sex How the fuck is that legal? Isn't that rape?

Unironic Ralphamale 02/03/2023 (Fri) 20:52:58 ID: e1d1d0 No.189968

>>152556 Sometimes I forget how evil this world really is.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/27/2023 (Sat) 15:17:17 No.209926

>>184279 > you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types Post the links then

Unironic Ralphamale 06/08/2023 (Thu) 08:06:25 ID: b9f118 No.211166

>>188205 some legal work around bullshit prob

Unironic Ralphamale 06/14/2023 (Wed) 19:47:19 ID: 38e001 No.212019

>>152556 Why is it ALWAYS that phenotype of male that are so okay with shit like this?

Unironic Ralphamale 06/01/2023 (Thu) 14:34:22 ID: cd7ac0 No.210432 [Reply]

Ashar Nisar is sweaty gamer Supporting existence of websites for sweaty gamers abusing children (while sharing child pornography) ashar@pknic.net.pk + 408-437-8953 + 92-42-583-6602 PKNIC 7-Aurangzeb Block New Garden Town Lahore Pakistan

Unironic Ralphamale 06/02/2023 (Fri) 11:05:26 ID: 32e2b7 No.210553

pedo king above

Unironic Ralphamale 06/03/2023 (Sat) 05:05:58 ID: 16b913 No.210631

>>210432 based catchanner spreading the word

Kwame Brown Unironic Ralphamale 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:53:16 ID: 84eb15 No.210203 [Reply]

Failed NBA player turned ebeggar kwame brown is a youtuber who makes a living fucking with other people, most notably fellow youtuber Tommy Sotomayor for donations from his army of weens who also screw with his targets. He calls tommy "a mistake down by the lake" and calls people he doesnt like weak weasels on multi hour long livestreams. Recently he posted nude photographs of tommy on his instagram page amongst other equally hilarious antics. Below are some of Kwame and Tommys livestreams which are quite enjoyable to watch https://rumble.com/v2n2r1o-kwame-brown-put-lipstick-a-wig-and-call-tommy-sotomayor-tammy-bickers-hes-u.html https://rumble.com/v2bqy4s-failed-nba-player-and-youtuber-kwame-brown-goes-live-to-lie-on-tommy-sotoma.html https://rumble.com/v10y6h7-kwame-brown-is-an-insecure-failure-in-real-life-tho-lets-talk-about-it.html https://rumble.com/vke385-kwame-brown-decided-to-show-nvde-photos-of-tommy-sotomayor-on-his-instagram.html https://rumble.com/v1zqgc7-harassing-kwame-brown-tommy-sotomayor-stalker-true-freeman-looking-for-clou.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOD0ctNOC-s

Unironic Ralphamale 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:06:22 ID: ee92f4 No.210208

Isn't sotomayer the race-mixer who wishes he was white?

Unironic Ralphamale 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:32:48 ID: b67a4d No.210209

>>210208 nta but have you seen black women?

Unironic Ralphamale 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:23:05 ID: 7439c8 No.210210

>>210203 Nïggers can’t be real cows bickers they fail to make it over the first hurdle, which is being entertaining on some level. They’re all worthless piles of retardation and poor genetics who can only produce something worthwhile through their own deaths like St. Floyd.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:28:05 ID: 7a571a No.210214

>>210203 Fuck kwame "pro blackity black brown" tommy is pure kino like wedjene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1vXZKr2cAQ

gl0wie d0x Unironic Ralphamale 02/21/2023 (Tue) 17:51:01 No.193122 [Reply]

Agent tr00n will never be a woman

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Unironic Ralphamale 02/28/2023 (Tue) 15:01:36 ID: e9dff2 No.193956

>>193122 >>193123 >>193831 Updated infographic

Unironic Ralphamale 03/01/2023 (Wed) 17:16:02 ID: 5a1aeb No.194132

wat

Unironic Ralphamale 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:28:03 ID: 313559 No.209967

Unironic Ralphamale 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:52:45 ID: 985a83 No.209971

>>193122 oh, it is those EPIC OLDFAGS the queer newfags talk about.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:21:14 ID: 753ce3 No.210044

>>209971 I'm not surprised at psyops on imageboards with everything happening right now, or 4chan and Cloudflare overreacting to a glowie being spotted. But what makes you think this discord tranny is an oldfag kek?

nanotech dox Anonymous 06/11/2020 (Thu) 09:24:02 ID: 170f4e No.61743 [Reply]

Full name: Nathaniel Paul Gonzalez Age: 18 (becomes 19 in 2020) Current discord account: Chen#0848 Email: Nathaniel.gonzalez1219@gmail.com Email 2: nanotech6100@gmail.com Address: 710 Continental Dr Apt 1, Brownsville, Tx, 78520 School Number: (956)548-7700 School Website: http://www.bisd.us/pace/ Face pic: https://files.catbox.moe/u07iow.png | Mirror: https://archive.md/VnGhX Wants to join the military after high school Owner of Freech.ltd, used to own 32chan (32ch.org) Is a crossdresser, pics: https://files.catbox.moe/ubnfrt.png | Mirror: https://archive.md/HO48W https://files.catbox.moe/8y7xrn.jpg | Mirror: https://archive.md/wip/v24WX https://files.catbox.moe/uynzwa.jpg | Mirror: https://archive.md/wip/VGpmj

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/13/2023 (Thu) 21:14:22 ID: 419846 No.202182

Didn't he create mewch as well? I still remember him shilling his shit on 8chan, he got doxxed really early on due to being an attention whore. He was like 15 at the time if I remember correctly.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/13/2023 (Thu) 21:22:16 ID: e8fbcb No.202185

>>202182 Correct, that purple hair bitch was the avatar of the site. Yozam the muslim GAMERGATE did Freech.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/16/2023 (Tue) 19:52:29 ID: 5f258d No.208178

>>202182 no, Megamy jewish mother aka Joe aka Joseph did. get your altchan lore straight. nano created (or took over?) 32chan.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/16/2023 (Tue) 19:53:01 ID: 5f258d No.208179

>>208178 Megami|k

Unironic Ralphamale 05/22/2023 (Mon) 07:40:49 ID: 6401b8 No.209037

jcaesar187 in big tech chat raging. https://cozy.tv/bigtech

Toad 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:34:08 ID: 166002 No.108742 [Reply]

Frank Hassle info thread. recently been arrested, what else do people know

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Toad 07/31/2021 (Sat) 02:54:10 ID: b79198 No.111777

>>110672 You'll taste the ween whether you like it or not

Unironic Ralphamale 06/27/2022 (Mon) 07:18:19 ID: 5da7f5 No.158999

trt

Unironic Ralphamale 09/12/2022 (Mon) 08:43:38 ID: 308710 No.172715

Julау

Unironic Ralphamale 05/04/2023 (Thu) 23:27:47 ID: 101e21 No.206046

He's not arrested dumb-ass.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:14:38 ID: fcc63a No.206603

Frank once paid a mentally slow adult man $100 to have a good look at his penis. The guy didn't want to, but Frank intimidated him into it. He filmed it and kept the footage for his own personal amusement. Sick freak.

DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]

Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2023 (Wed) 19:25:25 ID: 26f655 No.201190

Why are Phil's alogs such faggots? I made the mistake of opening up someone's restream of him today since DDM no longer exists and was greeted by some weak-voiced faggot with a fancy microphone bigger than his little manlet head. Not a great start but I figure "okay, this guy's got near 1000 viewers, he must be entertaining, right?" Wrong. He's mojcaesar187agging, pathetic womanly hand-wringing and whining about Phil needing to do something to stop copystrikes. Never even once during the forty minutes I suffered does he actually say what Phil should do. In fact he seems to know very little about how Youtube's copyright system works, but that doesn't stop him. The only relief from his bleating are long periods of dead air while he lets Phil babble on through his pre-stream routine and the superchats from the audience accompanied by a fancy noise and animation the cockss of which were among of the most dented that I've ever encountered. Easily on par with some of the worst of Phil's chatters. Were things always like this? I feel like they used to be better.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2023 (Wed) 19:32:11 ID: a1f909 No.201195

>>201190 Things are like that everywhere and always have been.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/07/2023 (Fri) 13:23:24 ID: b650d4 No.201387

>>201190 Cheap way of getting viewers for your shitty channel really. I've noticed almost all of Phil's alogs end up making their own cocks after they've garnered enough views from people who specifically wanted to watch detractor cocks. Like they'll start streaming their own games but still talk about Phil in the chat to keep the alogs interested. If there's one thing to truly alog Phil over is how he downgraded from Pandalee to Kat. Pandalee honestly wasn't even all that ugly for a guy like Phil but Kat looks like a train hit her face.

DSP never had an ID theft situation. Unironic Ralphamale 04/29/2023 (Sat) 05:09:18 ID: 0ee33a No.204792

DSP as we all know is a liar, who lies. His most interesting lie was during the now infamous Side Scrollers Podcast and I haven't seen this particular issue discussed anywhere at least not in detail. Per Phil, he had an ID theft situation but has no police report. He claims he did contact the credit bureaus. This is where the lie is easy to prove. In order to have any form of ID theft reported to the bureaus you must also have a police report in order to prevent dumbasses opening random cards, charging them up, and crying ID theft. This is easily checked by going to the Transunion site, clicking the ID theft section, and then seeing the Fraud Victim Checklist they give you. I included a screenshot of the list, note on the last bullet in order to get things removed from your credit report you must provide a letter proving its fraud - that is the police report. Furthermore to make sure Washington isn't in some way special I checked their ID theft policies specifically and the local PD does in fact view it as a felony and will open a file. Second screenshot is from the WA attorney general. (https://www.atg.wa.gov/recovering-identity-theft-or-fraud#:~:text=Identity%20theft%20is%20a%20felony,you%20correct%20your%20credit%20rating.) In short: 1. ID theft costs the victim no money beyond any cash they could not recover that was spent by the fraud. 2. Phil literally could not have gotten anything removed from his credit report by the Bureaus without a police report, which he said he didn't have. 3. All this means Phil did not have an ID theft situation that was reported and removed from his credit report unless he has a police report he didn't want to show for some reason.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/29/2023 (Sat) 05:21:45 ID: 03f370 No.204796

Samefag, made an error. In the ID victim checklist final bullet it explicitly says you need a police report so...there you go.

Koncorde, JustARandommer, Analog Devolved, FROG, Smug Freiza, StreetGangsta and NerdShamer Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2022 (Mon) 08:35:04 ID: 780b88 No.157524 [Reply]

Oh no guys I think I made a mistake. Bryan is posting pictures of me on 4chan and GAB so now everyone knows what I look like. I guess the cats out of the bag now everyone knows what I actually look like. Damn that Bryan for posting my picture. Here is another photo of me aboard my space station. Chrischan.jpg. Winner; Feels; Informative. You sure make some strange friends online @Analog Devolved :lol: He should be unbanned so the julay can flow once more. MODS OF foxdick farms, TEAR DOWN THIS BAN. Agree; Feels. Russell has already been doxxed. Everyone is doxxxed. Someday, hand in hand, we'll crush those dirty faggots. Together 4ever. :semperfidelis: Feels; Optimistic. Dox me you SE Asian Nigger! Bryan is calling for your hero, the leader of the Red-Brown coalition, far-left socialist and space station occupant Analog Devolved to be doxed! Agent @Randall Fragg has been doxxxed by Bryan! His secret email has been published on 4chan and there is a good change our maga enemies and the Q conspiritards will see it. "We need Pamela Swain NOW" -Bryan

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2022 (Mon) 13:28:31 ID: c10591 No.157550

>>157533 >>157535 >>157536 >>157537 kk

Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2022 (Mon) 21:39:41 ID: b4f7f0 No.157625

What hell is all this schizo posting about?

Analog Devolved to be doxed 04/18/2023 (Tue) 14:30:35 ID: e02786 No.202988

About Bryan's parents who work with the alt-right GAMERGATEs. Another foxdickfarms success story. Then who are the heroes? Bryan's parents? this dude keeps fucking emailing me saying his tiger parents have him locked in the basement bickers of this thread Then I wonder how his parents found his thread. Hell, typing "Bryan Dunn foxdickfarms" doesn't show KoP's thread too! So you mean to tell me that his parents use Yandex, Yahoo, Baidu and other search engines to look up their son's name? If you are reading this, Bryan, jangan risau lah! Semuanya akan baik-baik saja! You didn't see anything. This area is being irradiated by SEA monkeys.

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The Cunting Death is Frank D'arbo Analog Devolved to be doxed 04/18/2023 (Tue) 14:30:54 ID: e02786 No.202989

Another foxdickfarms success story. Then who are the heroes? Bryan's parents? this dude keeps fucking emailing me saying his tiger parents have him locked in the basement bickers of this thread Then I wonder how his parents found his thread. Hell, typing "Bryan Dunn foxdickfarms" doesn't show KoP's thread too! So you mean to tell me that his parents use Yandex, Yahoo, Baidu and other search engines to look up their son's name? If you are reading this, Bryan, jangan risau lah! Semuanya akan baik-baik saja! You didn't see anything. This area is being irradiated by SEA monkeys. Move along, citizen.

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/18/2023 (Tue) 15:37:02 ID: 7334ab No.202996

https://ghettogaggers.com/69BEvQz3r2 Get in the veeh discord retads, we are about get us some my jewish mother