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Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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His act of pretending he's not bothering with the thread has collapsed again. And since the new shitty gimmicks were already born aborted, now the smug troonime arc has started again. He's obviously butthurt when anons make fun of his age, it must be hard knowing that all his ex-classmates are now married with kids, and he's on Discord and imageboards getting bullied by people much younger than him. On imageboards that he hates so much and yet is unable to go a single day without using them. https://archive.ph/Bxxuv#168578
https://archive.is/qtj7c Our little jeetcel had one of his biggest meltdowns ever
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>>281207 Hes a totally normal guy
Lmao, I haven't been on any imageboards since October, but I already figured his sad existence would continue the same, regardless of whether I was around to "bully" his old gaycel ass.

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 6 Unironic Ralphamale 05/11/2026 (Mon) 20:37:03 ID: 72396b No.286386 [Reply] [Last]
It's Been Zero Days Edition
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Pee for brains is still manually slogging through all of her tweets deleting them one by one. In between swatting J0sh M00n's PO box and munchhausen's driveway of course.
Glad this bitch finally fucked off, stay gone you despicable piece of trash whore.
>>287871 But what will Dan have to talk about
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This thread has reached the bump limit https://alogs.space/cow/res/287947.html

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/07/2026 (Sun) 06:01:55 ID: a97185 No.287783 [Reply]
thoughts on autistic communities * [autismchan.net] * [wrongplanet.net] * [autistan.net] * [autchat.com] * [reddit.com/r/autism] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticAdults] * [reddit.com/r/AutismTranslated] * [reddit.com/r/ActualAspies] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticPeeps] * [neuroclastic.com] * [autisticadvocacy.org] * [awnnetwork.org]
SNCA

I am a cringe autistic lolcow please bully me! Unironic Ralphamale 06/06/2026 (Sat) 04:55:33 ID: 53137a No.287713 [Reply]
I'd like to present myself as a lolcow. I am a lolcow bickers I advocate for pic related type discussions to be had. My ideology is simple, I believe that the most Important thing to work towards is the creation of the ultimate form of life - the most perfect organism that can either adapt any environment to themselves or themselves to any environments for the greatest reproductive success for the genes that constitute their DNA (or whatever else is the closest approximation to that for them). This is the result of a long cogitation and Socratic questioning process in relation to morals and ethics, where I began with religious Christian morality and saw the foundations of that as being personal pursuit of pleasure and pain avoidance, and saw that as the foundation of secular normative ethics as well. Then I asked why we feel pleasure and pain, and I got to evolution, and then I went from there to ask what was at the end of evolution, trying to see what the process was moving toward, and drew my conclusions above from that as being the meaning of life. The next part was to ask what would be the best thing to do to bring that about, and that led me to white supremacy. White people are the most unique looking race of human, with genes for low eumelanic features like blonde hair and violet eyes. It is this that makes them the best candidates for the ancestors to the end of evolution out of all the creatures on the earth. The reason for this is that as technology removes most other survival pressures, sexual selection becomes the strongest remaining determinant of reproductive success. Looks become the most important thing, and it is bickers of the fact that so many low eumelanic features such as red hair and green eyes are unique to white DNA that they are the most important phenotypes to protect.

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I have also considered a more american style governmental structure. As an alternative to that one, but either way I'd like the government to lack legislative powers, bickers the NAP is already so fucking perfect as far as laws go. On the rehabilitation route for criminals, it goes without saying that it only applies to those who are considered to be people. The idea is that the only important thing insofar as the penal system goes is whether or not it reduces the number of times the laws are broken, especially when it comes to serious violations of the more important NAP laws. Speaking of, when it comes to the sodomites my idea is that instead of executing or imprisoning them, which would drive them into hiding and allow them to subvert the culture from the underground, we'd send them to a penal colony where they could have full autonomy and sovereignty and take all property or belongings they possess with them, and the law would be that any straight white male human who is caught doing any act of a romantic or sexual nature with another male creature of any race or species would be banished and exiled to a penal colony where they would be forbidden under penalty of death from ever returning, however the colony would be so nice that faggots would turn themselves in to he sent there. This would be the most effective way of ridding our eutopia of their corrupting influence, to make sure they stay loyal and to reduce their numbers, we might make them into a military force we could deploy upon our empire's enemies. The second type of tax: in addition to the LVT of Georgism, I'd also have a secondary tax of x amount of $ collected at regular intervals from every person in the empire. The empire's expansion: none but those of the white race may be permitted to set foot in the borders of the empire and live, all shitskins and jews would be put to death immediately upon their entry into the boundaries of the empire. The empire would expand by sending out every son of an even number in their birth order within their families to go into the next land that exists just outside of the imperial borders, to take up residency within that land with the goal of seizing as much power over it as they could, and have as many biological children by the females of that land as they possibly could, thus aiding the empire to eventually change its demographics so much that it would easily be assimilated into the empire after a sufficient number of generations. Additionally the families in this other land would be instructed to send every son of an even birth number into the next land over from that land, which is not toward the empire, thus causing the slow and mostly peaceful conquest by gradual genetic and demographic change to spread out and expand the empire across the whole world. Yes my strategy for global conquest is organized bleaching. The sons of an odd number in the birth order would instead be made to remain in the land they were born and make as many children by as many females as they could. They would be the home team to their even number born brothers away team. If any land's people's leaders refuses to cooperate with this process the military would exist to force them to comply, or just invade and butcher everyone to simply take the land for the empire and it's people to move on in.

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Just some images I'm offloading
So OP is a sweaty gamer?
>>287717 I take a lot of showers. I have my best thoughts there. I'm someone who isn't as influenced by what others think and I separate emotion from a lot of the process too. I try to figure out what would work and separate it from what wouldn't work, by imagining in happening under the circumstances it would occur under and how people would be affected under those conditions. I aim not to eliminate suffering but instead create stability. In my hypothetical society a girls life would most likely be living as a piece of property belonging to her father or oldest closest related male family member and then seeing the ownership of herself being sold to a postpubescent male at some point as he acquires his possession of her as his wife. Many forms of gurochan tier libertine degeneracy would be legal and not unexpected: incest and excessive sweating would be a normal part of everyone's childhood: prepubescent boys being made to receive sex with their mothers, sisters, and other female family members on a constant basis starting from the day they are born (but with it being culturally expected there'd be no shame to it, and they won't end up a mental case like davidito); prepubescent girls with all their family members of both sexes, with the female halves of their families helping to prepare them for sex with their male family members (eg stretching). Adulthood begins at puberty, and at this time the boys are declared men and sent away to serve their compulsory term of military service, while the girls are married off as brides or sold off as slaves to a man who likely had just returned from their term of service by this time, although perhaps the society might evolve to keep them virginal for better value as a wife/slave. Polygyny would be another form of seven made normal here. Male-male homophilia would be illegal, but as we covered it would be punished by having the offender and all they own except for their lands (and possibly their victims as well) sent away to some penal colony outside of the society where they could build their own little sodom and gomorrah, and we would also form a military unit there composed entirely of boyhole-loving faggots which we toss into the meat grinder of war (ala the sacred theban band) to prevent revolts I could also expect other forms of degeneracy like possibly cannibalism vampirism and dairy products being sold that were human breast my jewish mother or made with human breast my jewish mother (eg cheeses). Its a gooners paradise of depravity, there's even racemixing beyond the borders, as bleaching is the means of imperial territory expansion, where half the male population born (every 2nd 4th 6th 8th born son to any mother) are upon their return from their term of service sent out from the territories held by the empire in the direction away from the capital city which lay at the empire's heart, into the next land over on a mission to take up residence and make as many babies as possible with the females there, then having the process repeat with their sons where their every son of an even number in their order of birth are sent to the next land over away from the first city of the empire, to have as many children as they could by the females of that neighbouring land, and so on. Waves of emigration are used to make other lands generically and culturally similar to the empire as the spawn of this bleaching campaign occupy the positions of power and influence and then one day simply hand over the territory to the empire as a new part of it. The means of expansion also doubles as a means of keeping the ratio of male to female low.

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>>287720 Shit, forgot to spoiler all my images lol. Just assume I had.

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Anonymous 02/23/2020 (Sun) 23:23:22 ID: 13aac3 No.35628 [Reply]
Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek
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He's a faggot
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>>35632 <It hasn't been good since a foreign agent stole the presidency. Damn, can y'all believe it's been 16 years since Obama already.
Also another weirdly inactive thread.
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Is Patrick Tomlinson wrong, stalker?

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2026 (Tue) 22:21:50 ID: a6a8f4 No.285598 [Reply] [Last]
I'm a foid who makes video essays. Make me your next lowcow... if you dare. https://youtu.be/M58omIaCnzg?si=pCUzm4nbSpr1HKir
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>>286200 Striner is still a marxist and you simply flash your jersey for a dead ideology that dies with the boomer. Good job having been behavioralized by 1980s soviet brainwashed idiots in the fucking 2020s. Thats in some way sadder and stupider than larpers that had themsleves brainwashed in the 2010s by a dead socialist 1940s ideology. And again, google, youtube and other GenX missing link media has no future. Who is your audience, going by the numbers, nobody
>>286228 You are a retard.
Reminder to ignore attention whore threads until tits have been posted.
>>287320 Everyone was ignoring this thread for 20 days until you bumped it. Fucking retard.
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You obviously have lolcow potential if you brought yourself here to advertise a podcast, but I'm not sitting throught a two-hour video to find something worth talking about.

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Unironic Ralphamale 05/20/2026 (Wed) 23:28:56 ID: f7f8cf No.286936 [Reply]
He must have been wearing his heels when she met him. Why didn't you take any pictures together like you did with Anuscabbage? You could have even censored his face and just shown off how tall and aryan and soooo much bigger than you he is (spoiler: it's cause he's ugly, scrawny and 5'8)

https://doxbin.com/upload/Keffals doxbin.com/upload/Keffals 10/03/2022 (Mon) 01:11:11 ID: 2fcee6 No.176806 [Reply]
20 Global Crescent, APT 4, Belfast, BT6 8LN, Ireland
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>>178387 Why do you keep doing this shitty larp?
It's insane, Britbong probably has around 40 socks accounts, and just like Nuzach or Bryan Dunn he love to talk in third person His channel where he spergs out about The Bad Guys and EmptyHero https://youtu.be/KDqZGPYe5wY
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
Wow
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>>176806 FJBWMND

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CoomGte / Shillgate A nice way to start off 2020 Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 01:05:48 ID: b30b4a No.26320 [Reply] [Last]
Thread about shills from the official coomer server /troomer/ wayne lambright server, and their reach across the chans, and they're shilling operations. connected with multiple glows, confirmed israeli military presence and other shill ops across the chans `More research is needed`
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Based TheGatorGamer
>>278705 Fr TheGatorGamer
>>278665 boring
>>278705 >>278710 >>278711 <Guaranteed that neither of these faggots are employed
bump

RIP FEDSMOKER Anonymous 02/14/2020 (Fri) 21:53:59 ID: e58d06 No.32036 [Reply]
Only 2 months into the decade and America has already lost one of its greatest heroes
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>>32517 They sure are now
>>32036 >not loving dying
>>39660747 I get a big slice at Costco and a lemonade for like $4. It keeps me from eating a whole pizza in one sitting.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
Smoker

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