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Onision : The onion cuck that should cut itself Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 18:12:20 ID: 590e25 No.8203 [Reply] [Last]
King Cuck of Youtube, Onion boy, creepy pedo... The list of nicknames for this Youtuber is long and varied. Last time we left our hero, he was defrauding the IRS and 8chan exploded so I will start a new thread here for what it's worth given the subject matter.

I would repost the video some no-name youtuber did compiling the house tour videos along with a comprehensive list of items proving Onision wasn't as strung up financially as he claimed but it has been shoa'd from Youtube. It is safe to assume the video was taken down by a claim from Onion boy given his considerate track record of such actions taking down anything remotely critical of him.

Rumor has been going about Onision, now with his most recent wife involved i lost count of how many he went through so far being involved in grooming underage girls for sex on Twitter.

Now, while I do take the following with a grain of salt given the source, I wouldn't be surprised otherwise. The site Crazy Days and Nights, a celebrity gossip site allegedly ran by a lawyer firmly ingrained in the Hollywood businesses of celebrities has recently published a blind item reveal and the reveal was about the Onion boy himself. While I discredit out of hand anonymous gossip, CDAN has had a surprisingly accurate score in the past in terms of reveals so I am willing to entertain what he says as food for thought given Onision's track record : https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/09/blind-items-revealed-6_15.html

>SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2019
>Blind Items Revealed #6
>[first published on]September 4, 2019

>Almost 3 years ago, many reports surfaced about this A-list YouTuber getting pictures from underage fans. Somehow he was able to continue his career and avoid being charged for child porn. Very recently, a victim has come forward alleging child sex abuse by this YouTuber, starting in her early teens.

>[revealed as] Onision

Furthermore, someone did come out as of late to explain the relationship she had with Onision and his wife who outright playfully made grooming allusions on their twitter in regards of this said, minor girl. While it seems fashionable for women for the past few years to lie about sexual accusations and rape allegations, it isn't the first time either that Onion boy has had sketchy shit with minors previously unearthed.
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>>29495 Xddddddddddddd
Onision = bad Digibro = good
I went to high-school with this moron. He used to wear a trench-coat (lol) and roller-blade everywhere. He also had a website with nothing but his own face plastered everywhere on it. Dude has always had problems.
>>250422 Got any good stories?
>>251988 Is he still alive?

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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>>252184 There were multiple nuzach threads over the years going all the way back to 2019.
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>>252154 >ur Mark >ur Nuzach >ur Pedochu Lol go die in a ditch, Wrist. You, nuzach and Mark all sucked each other little cocks watching twinks taking G​AMERGATE cock in the butt.
>>252639 Hello nuzach

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc

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>>236900 I mean, anyone is superior to Britbong and Joey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjf_X7gWsKc&t=5404s Fuzhou had his first stream in almost a year, just him talking about Fishtank and jcaesar187
Fuzhou hasn't changed at all. Just the other day I came across his name appearing as patreon of other ecelebs. I don't doubt that he still gives money to onlyfans trannies and fatwhales. Apart from that, he tried to distance himself from Empty's community, but he's still addicted to foxdickfarms and butter.
>>249356 last I saw him he was being a janny in DeadwingDork's chat, I can't imagine letting that disgusting slob who stole all his mom's disability money after putting himself in debt investing in a shitty dudeweedlmao store to spend it on Stadias and hoes with unwashed assholes anywhere near you, but then again he does it for free.
>>237035 Even Fuzhou??? >>241957 Since simping for jcaesar187 is now popular again, did he change his mind again and now like Raph?

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Michael Does Life, the incel avatar of /v/ Pollythefrog69 04/18/2022 (Mon) 14:43:46 ID: 56a880 No.144416 [Reply]
Michael also knew as Mikael or Mickal by is fans is a almost 40 years old incel vidya critic best known to normies for being the man behind the early criticisms of Cyberpunk 2077 when everyone was still hyping the game. Michael constantly cries about not being credited for this and has a personal crusade versus CD RED Projekt. Michael also has a vendetta with ReviewTechUSA when Michael used to be a fan of the show he got inviteded for a live stream, only to be disavowed by ReviewTechUSA on account of the fans of Michael being 4chan neo-Nazis. Michael is known for being one of the few left youtubers who let anyone call his show, including yelling "NlGGERS, KILL ALL NlGGERS" while trying to talk about vidya. Only to have mental breakdowns live about not being taken seriously and having useless fans from /v/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O23_h1bF7V4 Michael used to had a bf named Dillon in the Details, they both streamed together reviewing games until they had a fight about whether or not they liked a certain game, separating them both https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Does_Life Channel> https://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelDoesLife/videos Channels who mirror some of his deleted videos and streams>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFFbeisumgom2Mz1LRfTOSw/videos https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDl1Lb8EU58rzVa0ihItM6SJTHcx118e1 His twitter> https://twitter.com/michaeldoeslife
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>normies World Class is kino https://youtu.be/rbofkTmnY-U
Michael calling out Gahoole, being attacked by his schizo bugs, talking about wanting to be a wrestling figther and banning randoms from his chat for being "bots" while complaining about not being a big youtuber . https://youtu.be/3K3gaUQKvMU?t=8492 as a plus, also talking about Paulyfrog64 his paypiggie
>>176872 Gahool goons, what a pathetic waste of an existence Paulyfrog really must be desperate to fit in somewhere
>>176875 Michaels is above any of those fags, he's World Class https://youtu.be/5sWI9zjxtnU
Michael is becoming popular now. Once again nu/cow/ wasted an opportunity

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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DMs leak with Sriracha (?), ex Гунт alogs from foxdickfarms Shin is sean
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Sean is Ryan
>yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. He's right you know, this place is dead without Gym shilling.
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>>249426 >chris chan fucking his mom is now an e-clique which excludes elaine
Still tranny chasing I see

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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Yakuza has often craved emojitroon's dick deep inside his innards, it's what drives him
Hes going wild right now
>>175357 I don't believe any of this. The way he posts reeks of underage (to me). He is barely 30 or not even.
>>245086 He is mentally ill and a subhuman shitskin, that's why even tho he is in his 40s he acts like a teenager.
emojitroon is posting interracial porn and tranny porn and the tvch mods are protecting him, yakuza was right, emojitroon will become a tranny

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>211599 Cuck channers in the sektur? Where? Those weaklings forget the old ways.
>>211604 Is that picture for ants Sauron or Melkor?
any new developments?
>>170667 Last time I checked, the real "winners" just happen to be same guys who knew how to draw: >Andrew Dickman It seems he accomplished the wetdream of any terminal online manchild: HIRED by the cartoon industry and left his socials >ChadRocco Rocco got a bad case of autogynephilia and now larps as a big busted DiC princess peach: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SPcGwqloXTg And yet opting to have another alternative persona (TubbyToon) drawing fat art from shitty cartoons, in which he's got this obsession with Gwen from Ben 10. But at least he can flex his fame to Andrew Dobson: >Goes full aurtistic drawing little girls as 600lbs contenders >Shits on the GOP while praising shitty liberal shows <Backed by his manchildren audience from both Channel Autism and bbw-chan <Despite not improving since the early 2010's https://twitter.com/tubbitoons https://www.deviantart.com/tubbytoon
>>211850 Melkor, the shield is what gives it away.

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Delmore Oh/Second Life Lolcows Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:03:23 ID: 977015 No.246256 [Reply]
Anyone remember Delmore Oh from Second Life's Something Awful/W-Hat group? He's come back and is now making unfunny /pol/-tier Youtube cocks under the name Uguroza. This rabbit hole probably goes deeper than Britbong's. https://twitter.com/UgurozaVT https://www.youtube.com/@UgurozaVT/videos
>>246256 Wait Delmore is back? I haven't heard that name in over a decade and a half. I see he's recycling one of his closet furry object head motifs for his vtube character. His default look in second life was a cartoon devil and he had an inworld store called "That Handsome Devil". He made some neat stuff but he was a massive faggot.
>>246257 >Buy a gay furry's warez >call him a faggot I bet you're one of the scrubs who got banned from W-Hat for regurgitating 4chan memes.
>>246258 I was never banned from WHAT or from Baku. Even despite my spending a lot of time in Digital Worlds with channers like chainsword.
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he has a new video out on the SBI/S​ARGON controversy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmKtTWbSYX4 Kind of ironic since he himself is a gay furry. Pic related is uguroza's/delmore's old fursona.

Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>39633 That is a disgusting shitskin mongrel subhuman.
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That's the Bonkers From Yonkers.
fat amos yee?
>>203400 thats at least a year ago i think, his reddit has also been inactive. He might truly be dead, but if thats the case, I would like to see his dead body and have one last laugh

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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179 [Reply] [Last]
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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Alright people. I'm dumping EVERYTHING into the archive on archive.org/details/thejahansarchive. -->> If you want the full Jahanschive you need to download it from there. I'll tell you when it's complete (I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING MASSIVE ONE
>>240867 The full Jahanschive will have everything from 2nd Nov 2008-July 2020, in chronological order. Right now I have all of folder 1 uploaded, some of folder 2, and all of folders 5 and 6 (out of 17) So if you have already downloaded what is there you need to go back and download the videos after 20140923 6eytG8FuUfY In response to Emma Watson's He For She speech until 20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness (since I skipped that part) THE ARCHIVE COULD BE TAKEN DOWN SOMEDAY, SO BACK THESE VIDEOS UP IF YOU CARE ABOUT PRESERVING JAHANISM
>>240867 >(I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) folder 2 of 17* There are 17 folders
Do you people can find me ?
This faggot is shitting up /pol/ with is europhobic cuckworship anti racism

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