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The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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>>234866 The absolute state of the council of evil discord server, is a bunch of fat fuckers or skinny sickly dudes posting gay shit of themselves or crying about Warhammer
>>234866 Link? Does anyone have the council of evil leaked files and some old Daiymo videos? Like his first leaving videos were he is crying.
>>235538 Hi Perspic getting ready to do more gay ops against the Daiymo? Daiymo is based and epic and we support him. Fuck all the haters Daiymo is the future and the next Lord TheTheGatorGamerGamer.
>>234869 Lmfao nuzach's cunts are all gay.

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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Gay slapfight with the butter golem
Fuzhou hasn't changed at all. Just the other day I came across his name appearing as patreon of other ecelebs. I don't doubt that he still gives money to onlyfans trannies and fatwhales. Apart from that, he tried to distance himself from Empty's community, but he's still addicted to foxdickfarms and butter.
Britbong spent around £3k hiring "Discord hackers" to help him dox all his enemies. He is posting videos about his targets on one of the many channels he has through jewtube, but he swears they are not his. https://youtube.com/@thebannedguys?si=5C7XJ-g9QooHksUT
>>259725 >muh enemies

Emptyhero Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 19:17:21 ID: 679e29 No.186664 [Reply]
>Gets banned from YouTube for filing fradulent counter claims bickers he's scared of Manly tears/Britbong >Now stuck streaming to 19 people on a dead channel >Paying people money to shout him out Not like this bros.. LMAO
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Empty started to go downhill ever since he let Fuzhou on his streams.
Kys op, empty is funny and a blessing.
>>186664 >ecelebs cringe
>>227437 Welcome to nu/cow/, a site without soul.
Manlet faggot aka Britbong is still extra butthurt with Empty and The Bad Guys and is using all his free time and mother's money to dox his enemies https://youtube.com/@thebannedguys?si=5C7XJ-g9QooHksUT

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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imhB36SjD0[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuKqhYggQo&t=1160s[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoDPIVtTHI&t=13s[Embed]
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
templeos.org
https://christine.website/blog/templeos-1-installation-and-basic-use-2019-05-20
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I used to see a lolcow on youtube that made constant videos about how math and the bible proved that the end of the world would start in Seattle and that Trump was Elvis and the antichrist, I don't know if his channel disappeared from the map.
Would you please shut the fuck up about Terry Davis , he was a mentally ill nut who ranted on streams , abused his parents and jacked off into a webcam in a van in the desert... if your really going to insist this dude was some height of human achievement I Think we've finally found of winner for the stupidest pricks on planet earth
>>140837 Terry was based kill yourself foxdick.
>>140845 Terry was foxdick kill yourself based
>>15363 >5 years later Still waiting for Shitatle to be nuked by the Chinese or whatever.

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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Brandon Robert kelley 917 N Calvert St, Baltimore, MD 21202 https://doxbin.com/upload/sweaty gamerBRANDONROBERTKELLEY Key words: sweaty gamer, Deranged, Jole, Cope, Archive, History, Narrative, Pedofile, Monique Dupree, Dao Yu, Imageboard, Drummer, Moderation, Negro childe, wethered refrence, jolemi
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motion this thread to rise in the catalog
>>127594 hi brandon

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Neinchan Thread Toad 09/08/2020 (Tue) 21:50:30 No.81151 [Reply]
Neinchan is a /pol/ board full of homosexuals who worship Mossad Agent Brenton Tarrant. They spend each and every day sucking the cock of this man and others, also trying to incite /pol/ users into violence. They are the definition of a glowing honeypot. Even better, the agent that runs the site gets extremely agitated if you try to call him out! http://vvadkyuldkwon6za.onion/pol/
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Some guy in my old apartment complex would get banned quite often for shilling 9chan on 4chan. He was also involved with Atomwaffen. Interesting guy, but 9chan is just boring.
>>109516 This thread in not about 9chan, but a different place called Neinchan (which is dead anyway)
Tarrantfag is now a tranny spamming cp and blacked across multiple imageboards.
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>Neinchan is a /pol/ board full of homosexuals who worship Mossad Agent Brenton Tarrant. What do we have here? A salty commie? Mwahahaha!
>>255499 op is a mutt from /christian/, they are trying to destroy all the "nazi/fashy racists" imageboards across the webring back then

Unbelievable .... Look at this piece of shit 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:59:47 ID: 9ef758 No.119640 [Reply] [Last]
Dude look at this fucking fagget still crying about being a narc. You know 2B 723 George St North is where he is running gayops from ... This fucking liar is teaming up with Cecil and Tea Clips. Surfer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! lol the Jew crying out as he strikes you! What's next- Гунт Guarding??
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>>255062 You should go back to cuckchan /co/ where you belong, Jewzach.
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Gaycel Nuzach aka the spic incel from zzzchan and tvch really fucking hates Surfer and Robi, even tho he tried really hard to suck off their dicks to "own" his alogs.
>>255524 You're a retard but the screenshot is funny.
>>255623 You're not funny, just bitter and pathetic, Nuzach. Seeing you embrace the term "buddy" so grudgingly after seething about it just further demonstrates how small you are.
>>255884 As expected, previsible butthurt subhuman posted a nuzach reaction pic this time around. I told this to the dudes on telegram.

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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>256981 >>256999 >>257042 >>257047 >>257069 >>257070 lmao jewzach is seething hard as fuck, poor browncel
After seething so much about Wrist and nuzach, Jewzach is imploring them to help him against the anons posting mexicamutt memes. https://archive.ph/z9SgB#151959 https://archive.ph/BHg5t
>>257084 You guys should stop bullying him, he is posting lolicon and blacked and saying "life sucks! life is bad!" he will end up killing himself, so please stop bullying Jewzach!!!
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Nuzach continues with his weird obsession with nuzach and his pride (cope) about being an unirocally incel. As others have said, it's easy to make Nuzach chimp out when some anon talks about relationships IRL. >>257224 >>257236 >>257239 Dude, you have no right to complain about having posts deleted or being banned, both the mods here and at tvch tolerate your sperg and bitter behavior most of the time.
>>257150 he is having epic meltdowns in his new thread, pure kino

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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>>254030 He doesn't have a soyface
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>He doesn't have a soyface
>>254809 Prove he has a soyface you cant faggot
>>254913 You are the discount Bryan Dunn, Ghost
>>254809 damn, spicofniccolo gained some muscle mass and finally tanned a little bit? oh, nevermind, that is a soyjak, lol

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Toad 09/11/2020 (Fri) 15:51:43 ID: d6d488 No.81929 [Reply]
Happy anniversary /cow/, You aren't what you used to be. Now it's just a bunch of faggots in the IBM thread waddling around like zombies. feels bad man
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>2024 >check the place out again >it's still the same gay G​AMERGATE shithole it was since the ass end of 8chan's living days >it's still focused on faggy moralizers mojcaesar187agging over random faggots online instead of laughing at retarded people >threads about actual lolcows are even sitting in the catalog, locked, while the board is still DID YOU HEAR INTERNET CELEBRITY DRAMA GUY DID X?!?!?!? THAT'S HECKIN PROBLEMATIC I BET HE'S A PEDO!!!!!! Guess the writing was on the wall as far back as when a mod trollshielded secrios when people were having a giggle at his mlp fat fetish and his funny old internet videos.
>>254879 Ok nuzach bitch some more about the moderation >we are listening
>bloodsports teen instantly finds 4 year old thread and jumps in to defend the absolute STATE of the place
>>254879 >threads about actual lolcows are even sitting in the catalog, locked You're not getting your ogre thread back Nuzach.

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