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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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Seriously why is there no trace of the old vods with Anime conventions, tinder autism, 24 hour live streams etc. ? Like all that cocks and history on him just gone forever. pic related
>>26300 The crazy thing about Kami is how he has black girls orbiting this guy even though he's massively racist. Dude is fuckin crazy lol
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>>222738 Black girls love racist white guys. Even Nic the Spic seems to get along with black women, and he has a jungle fever, so maybe it works out for him.

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The Hypersexual Satanist Furry Feminist Phoebe Wells - Friedtofu 11/27/2022 (Sun) 02:01:30 ID: 644c18 No.181851 [Reply]
Phoebe Wells was born October 2, 2006 in Queensland, Australia.When she was 13-14 she would pull the hair of classmates and put them into bags inside of a box. She had 14 bags in total with their names and birthdates.She would get their hair by inviting them to sleepovers, forcely pulling it out then playing off as accident, and she wouldn’t stop with hair she also had her ex boyfriend's two year old underwear that she periodically snuffs to remember him. Along with people’s gum, spit,cum, and vials of blood which she threw away saying it was “disgusting”. Asking people to pee on her clint.This was all revealed in Meowbah server host by 19 year old groomer Jenna Leigh Hutcheson. Where Phoebe would carved Meowbah in her arm and also sell her nudes to moderators. Afterwards she would be groomed by countless other people such as Breone(https://www.youtube.com/c/Breone), ccs, and many others. She also was abused by her mother which she recorded for some unknown reason. She also attempted suicide to escape ccs her doxxer. Dox: Phoebe Wells Date of Birth: October 2, 2006 Age:16

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so, she rejected emojitroon, based girl
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>>181933 rent free huh vol
Well, it shouldn’t take too long to reach /agatha2/.
Holy shit, her mother is the fucking salt of the earth. I hope that no one seriously thinks she was abusing her just based on that video.
Post the dox of the sick fuck who posted kid dox next.

#GamerGoyim + Ni/gg/er Thread [cake/v/ + /gg/]: "pedophilia is just like basic biology bro trust me" Edition Toad 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:40:06 ID: 113fc0 No.102181 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is a place for a complete dedicated discussion of the #S​ARGON general from the remnants of 8chan's /v/, otherwise known as cake/v/, the thread has a history of discussing anything but a 7-year-old dead movement attacking a strong woman and mostly prefers to be a /pol/-lite mixed with discussion of why furfaggotry and pedophilia are actually totally based and something an oldfag would endorse! The #S​ARGON thread is a walking contradiction, whether it is the fact that they claim to be oldfags despite the fact that they are clearly redditors that latched onto 8chan for a semblance of the lack of culture they so desperately crave, and hence their obsession/attachment to old gamergay related memes such as vivian and the exodus from 4chan, claim to hate kikes one minute but use a board run by a jew and claim he is /ourkike/ the next, or just the simple fact that during #gamergay they constantly talked about how it wasn't really a natzee movement run by manhaters while posting how much they hated queen anita, there is something truly fascinating about these subhuman pedophile oldfag larpers. It is to say that these subhumans in all their time posting about the same fucking shit for so long have never changed and have forever remained as redditors trying so desperately to fit in with anons, the only thing they successfully adopted was the massive cope that pedos on image boards and websites all around the internet have used to justify their disgusting want to molest innocent children. I think it is fine time that >we finally had a new thread that discussed the ni/gg/ers, even though /cow/ has been a zombie board dedicated to the exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and jcaesar187 related individuals for almost 3 years chuckles for some reason >we live so rent-free in these pedos heads that whenever something happens to their little hugbox they blame >us. The fact is these pedophile faggots are an endless supply of julay that keeps on giving, their autistic statements never cease to amaze me, it is time that instead of simply lurking the thread I shared the autism with the rest of you 5 autists here and had a little of fun for once just like old fag times. gaytor As of now acidfed and mark mann the pedophiles have begun to openly allow pedophiles to discuss their wanting to fuck little girls on blacked.gov, otherwise known as markchan, cakechan, 8blacked, or marks personal pedo haven. >We know that they allow said discussion bickers they themselves are pedophiles. Ni/gg/ers, have shockingly come out in support of pedophilia, I know shocking! It isn't as if 7 years of their thread hasn't already shown how much they want to fuck little kids and proven queen antia and zoe right about #gamergay. Apparently the king slaphead directly contacted mark and has supposedly convinced him to remove the board, but I don't think that has happened as of yet and the cp spam is still pretty intense over there right now. Recent ni/gg/er thread where they were having their meltdown: https://archive.is/zsOGa /cow/ was being blamed for everything as "/cow/ are duh reeeel pedos bro!" Another little bonus is that known pedophile john barnhill was totally not shilling himself on the thread as well. Credit to the anons in this thread here for most of the images I have now plus alerting me of their recent meltdowns in the first place, ni/gg/ers are still running damage control there right now! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/45327.html https://archive.is/o40FT Cake/v/'s current main address:

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>>228114 my talmud says >3 year olds are kosher stupid goy
>>225961 >>225962 >>225966 Go to hell you dumb piece of shit, you let this board die even before the site died out. Go get your brains blown out by a Hamas sniper like your namesake
>>231890 JEWS shit his pants and did nothing wrong, not his fault lolcows aren't exactly what they used to be and when push came to shove so many anons gave up.
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>>228114 >JEWS running defense for Mark Mann(paedophile)? color me shocked I remember letting two or three Mark threads reach the bump limits on 8chan's /cow/ before I figured out that we're never getting anything funnier than the Mark lookalike's asshole getting spammed on all boards. I was the only one who was interested in his "autism home" back then; everyone else was just bitching about him. I don't remember if I ever placed a moratorium on new threads, but I would have. >hey you ever heard how Mark groomed his 5 year old niece with a little paedophile game called UNTERALTERBACH and got barred from his family for it? Mark has invited me to family gatherings, so unless this happened after Passover, I'm sure this isn't true. I can assure you, however, that the vast majority of sweaty gamers I banned from the original 8chan were also white nationalists and neo-Nazis.

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JPMorgan Internal Security Information TheAmazingKyleRobbins 08/27/2023 (Sun) 02:53:58 No.221594 [Reply]
Hi, My name is Kyle Robbins. I'm the Sr. SRE manager of GTI (Global Technology Infrastructure)/CNS (Compute, Network, Storage) at JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMC). My JPMC SID is V677983. I report directly to GTI ESX Operations Sr. Manager of the Americas, Kenneth L. Falor (SID F671000). A detailed description about JPMC's internal security protocols can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu81 A detailed description about JPMC's W.A.D.U. employee monitoring system can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu80 I wanted to let everyone know that I stand in solidarity with Kenneth L. Falor. The things that we have been asked to do by JPMC upper management with regards to eliminating unwanted employees is not right...and that's putting it lightly. I can no longer continue to do the things I have been pressured to do. List of VMware employees currently compromised by the JPMC's phone spyware and are effectively being blackmailed: - Dixon Ly - Nimish Desai - Steven Tumolo - Vlad Lalovic - Chirag Patel - Trey Tyler

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Nigger employees
>>221594 Godspeed OP.
This is very interesting and in no way does it belong on /cow/.

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>39291 You don't have to come here. There's a lot of people on other websites that will just like you for being trans. Just make new accounts and pretend this never happened. Don't do this to yourself. Don't give up, I wish you well.
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Why do they come here?
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>>159738 Anyone?
is this really the same person who did the animepussypod with djoats?
>This retard and Reiko were the prelude to goonclown fiasco Deepest Lore

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Neslon The Map Activist Toad 08/14/2021 (Sat) 20:26:07 ID: a8ee28 No.114724 [Reply]
I was watching a video that was talking about this website called freespeechtube, I went on the site myself and discovered this guy named Neslon who supports the map community and how he thinks being a pedo should be normal and shit I found this video of him showing a flag he made for the map community off which is really fucking cancer https://www.freespeechtube.org/v/15qF Here's another of him talking about how dildos should be smaller https://www.freespeechtube.org/v/13tj group of weirdos protesting https://www.freespeechtube.org/v/15rl him talking about nudism

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dup the bi
"freespeechtube" is back apparently: fstube.net
His physiognomy reminds me of a cross between Mark Mann(pedo) and Cole Lamberson(pedo).

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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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>>165682 I should add on and basically point out the claim is basically like posting a link to zzzchan's /b/ or mark/v/ and claiming anon is a pedo for linking the boare, since both boards have plenty of cp being posted all the time by their pedo residents.
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God damnit Dolphin
(You) still make /tv/troons seethe, godspeed dolphin.

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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>>219920 >mark >posts his opinion >thinks anyone cares are blacked.feds for real?
>>219931 You know Mark, I heard you jack off to babyfurs, aka furry CP with diapers. Is that true? You're quite a sick fuck, you know that? BTW, ever wonder why everybody rejected your dumbass when you were applying for a job? Well, wouldn't it be a shame if a certain someone made sure that several companies and businesses in New York knew about a certain pedo kike who hosted a radical right wing website full of other pedos? Wouldn't that be a shame!
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Mark, mind explaining this? I kept that tab open to see just how much that guy whose posts you deleted would flood the thread, but now it's full of upskirts of what I assume are 4-5 yr olds. What does this have to do with video games or "gaming journalism"? And you claim you are not a pedo-phile. Pathetic, I hope somebody finds you and kills you, especially now that we know where you live
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Hey fatass, looks like even your own users are calling you a fat, retarded liar that you are. Pretty funny, isn't it? Oh, and I didn't include your quote here either bickers nobody cares what you have to say. Why don't you come back and "correct the record" again?
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Look at this disgusting AI fetish shit. For someone who is such a coomer, you would think he would have a better taste in porn Jacking off to little girls(and boys) and motherly figures with big tits, huh? Got some mommy issues(and sweaty gamer tendencies) you need to work out, Markie?

Unironic Ralphamale 08/06/2023 (Sun) 14:57:33 ID: a2622a No.219387 [Reply]
Hey /cow/, this isn't personal army shit but I found this guy on prolikewoah /a/ who's prime cow material. He's been calling me butthurt no matter how much I try to call him funny, and while it's not making me angry, can you guys come in and call him butthurt to make him sperg? I think we can my jewish mother him good. I'm not mad, this isn't personal army autism, but here's the thread: https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/13195.html The posts to troll are 94698, 94701, 94704, 94705, 94710, 94711, 94718, 94733, 94738, 94740, 94767, 94781, 94792, 94798 Thanks in advance, I'll dump all of my hot married yuri sex pics if you guys make him confess to being butthurt. But if anyone tries to troll me and make ME butthurt(I'm not a lolcow and I won't be), you aren't getting shit.
https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/89348.html#94837 He's about to flounce, please troll him right the fuck now before he gets away with calling me butthurt. I'm not, by the way. I will dump every last image I have of hot married yuri sex(I actually think this is a normal thing to say, but I was trolling him) I have if it means exposing him as butthurt once and for all. So troll him already.
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>>219387 >>219443 NYPA YOU BUTTHURT FAGGOT

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Kuz / KolymaNET / Soyjak.party / Vidlii / Heyuri.net Unironic Ralphamale 08/24/2022 (Wed) 02:38:42 ID: 448cef No.168499 [Reply]
Kuz is a plague within the imageboard community. People see him as an imageboard monopolizer due to the sheer amount of imageboards he owns (along with Vidlii for some reason). Much of the information surrounding him is heavily disputed, claiming to have ran a site called 9channel around 2005, but with little evidence to back it up. He was also the admin of the cancer known as "soyjak.party", a place worthy of its own ridicule, and another site called Heyuri.net. The latter he took from its original owner after months of conflict. He's become involved in the baby monkey hate rabbit hole with Vidlii.com, another fucking site he owns, after it was found that he was hosting that cocks. Have a look for yourselves: More about him: https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Kuz approved life story: https://kuz.neocities.org/kuz.html https://soyjak.wiki/Kuz More links: https://8kun.top/soyjak/res/96.html

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>>168951 Thank you for the info anon, he has been mentioned here before but didn't know bibanon had a page on him.
&lock_kill.op >>Fed Systems Activated
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>>168500 About the photos... few people know about this. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50234771/#50280374
kuzzy will always be a gem

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