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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
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>>231488 (heil'd) CWC did a livestream a few days ago and I didn't see one mention of it in the cyclical, is CWC officially too normalfag of a cow to be on /cow/'s radar?
>>231613 I mean after what foxdickfarms and the idea guys did to him, I still pay attention but there isn't really much >we can do for or to poor Chris.
>>231613 He doesn't make me laugh much anymore. I'm subscribed to both his YouTube channel and the CWCki's new articles, and every update I see is just depressing. He's been circling the drain ever since Bob died.
>>231660 >hes been circling the drain ever since bob died Pretty much, but when jewsh becomes your new dad what do you expect?
>>231737 It's everything but the fault of Jersh, its more of a tranny mind virus infection fault than a simple Corn farmer

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TRSperg, the mullato Zach Toad 11/17/2021 (Wed) 21:28:50 ID: 14f217 No.125471 [Reply] [Last]
TRSperg is a regular anon from Thread #9, and also regular user from cuckchan and zzzchan. Despite saying that he never had reasons to post in tvch, vols and regulars anons can notice him there, especially sperg out about 'neonazis", "tvch being dead", "newfags" and Gahoole. Like Zach himself, TRSperg has fashion of sperg out by spamming interracial porn or the same sentences, like "/tv/irgins", "take your meds" or "stay mad /tv/troon". And like Zach, he is an Americanmutt, with complex issues about his Negroid and Jewish origins. Following TRSperg's life story, according to his posts, he is someone close to his 40's, who in most of his life was a drug addicted virgin and atheist, who blames his virginity for having lived in the countryside for many years and was unable to attract any women through apps, even when offering drugs (like the Гунт and the nigress around him many years ago). Like Gaytor, he claims to be an internet oldfag and to have had a relationship with a blonde latina, now he's dating a old whore in their mid 40's, with no prospect of ever having children. After a few years, TRSperg was enlightened about JQ and for a time he adopted more right-winger and religious ideals. Only for now once again see Christians with contempt and believing that all is lost and there is no point in trying to be politically invested. One of the most curious facts about TRSperg is the fact that he harbors a deep hatred for Gahoole, TRS and MarkMann, when in the last two, it's intriguing how similar he is to Mark the pedophile jew and Mike Enoch.
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>>231385 you'll dream about me
>>231448 >pedo are u retarded the lowest I'd consider is 16 year old britney spears or alizee, everyone else i liked is an adult women how's ur dead site doing btW?
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I created zach in the summer of 2015, a long time ago, but only if you remember it terms of years
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Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
Livejournal account:
Reddit accounts (banned):

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:46:26.
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>>193836 /tv/ went down the hill when Gayhole picked it up
>>193834 Were Pedohoole and the Weasel posting all the interracial and cp porn creating this boogeyman so both incels losers could feel better about themselves and try to look cool at the eyes of the oldfags. Check the Gayhoole thread, way better than this one and more organic.
>>202708 ouch, good bump, pedohoole goon

Emptyhero Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 19:17:21 ID: 679e29 No.186664 [Reply]
>Gets banned from YouTube for filing fradulent counter claims bickers he's scared of Manly tears/Britbong >Now stuck streaming to 19 people on a dead channel >Paying people money to shout him out Not like this bros.. LMAO
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>>222878 britbong hates this place, he would never created this thread
Empty started to go downhill ever since he let Fuzhou on his streams.
Kys op, empty is funny and a blessing.
>>186664 >ecelebs cringe
>>227437 Welcome to nu/cow/, a site without soul.

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Unironic Ralphamale 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:07:39 ID: 18d5aa No.226810 [Reply]
This is the crazy lolcow extravaganza from the 1990s you've never heard of. This show's format was STOLEN (and ruined) by Jerry Springer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaY7zquMd8 >The host Wally George. An angry, loudmouth Republican who shouts down HILARIOUS liberal guests and always trash talks them. Wally called for homosexuality to be made illegal. And even though he was kind of based, he was also kind of crazy. >The show HOT SEAT. This was Southern California's most HIGH ENERGY show at the time. It was a must see to locals who lived near Disneyland. >The guests The guests were pre-selected to be loony crazy liberals, and they are just too funny. And they're real people (even when the show can seem fixed). This is a must see. It's a testament to how much ancient LOLCOW shit you'll never see bickers no one will ever remember it/post about it.
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Wally (already kind of a lolcow himself) groomed crazy liberals into lolcows, who would come on his show and rant and look like idiots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRxJk3DhEc&ab_channel=WallyGeorgeClips >first lolcow: Rudi This is Rudi Krause, an actual schizo liberal activist from Southern California, who was on the show every few weeks.
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>2nd lolcow: TheTheGatorGamerGamer TheTheGatorGamerGamer Myers was a foulmouthed liberal who believed Republicans were trying to create a theocratic fascist new world order https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQT6Dm2C_8 He often wore sunglasses and called Wally's audience 'dogs.' His anger is really funny
Here's 2 hours of wally being prank called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKUld1x2Yc
>>226810 This is good.
Wally gets trolled by own audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhnD68OkgQ

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/25/2023 (Sun) 01:07:14 ID: 3521bc No.212982 [Reply]
Pavel Polyakov Starokyivska str. 26 04116 Owning hosting company in Kiev Ukraine allowing pedo cocks like: https://catchan.pk/lg/ Ukrainian Data Network https://www.urdn.com.ua Organization name: Epinatura LLC
it seems somewhat related with >>124417 since that guy is co-admin of catchan
URDN? Yes they are pro excessive sweating
don't come post there

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Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]
God, you're pathetic.
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>>45745 why does this image hurt my autism,so much?
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>God damn these retards are a bit much when you're locked in with them.
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>>225823 It's Thursday, you fucking spastic.

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The owners of MetArt, Stream.me and the subversion of 4chan Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2023 (Thu) 20:13:18 ID: bdfb5f No.223978 [Reply]
Hello /cow/, I go by hellDweller on poa.st. I'm here as I wanted to share some information. I have written up 36 articles including one on 4chan called 'The Technological Subversion of 4chan' showcasing the nature of its fake threads. I also wrote a 12 part series on owners of porn sites as I wanted them to expose them. I'm here as I wanted the information within the 4chan and porn series more than others to spread as far as possible. Posting on 4chan is out of the question and I don't trust 8kun. I did post on poa.st but I only ever got around 20 followers there. I didn't know where else to turn as I don't have any blog/YouTube/Telegram channel with any sizeable audience and I'm not interested in building one up either. I'm not looking for money or clout, I just want the information to be known by as many people as possible. So I thought let me just post it here, as what else do I do? To give you an idea of what I'm talking about let me introduce you to MetArt and it's owner Jonathan Krogman. MetArt produces possibly the most amount of substitute CP on the internet. I say 'substitute' as the girls are legally 18 and older, but their bodies are underdeveloped to such an extent that it's like they never went through puberty. They look like children despite legally being adults, thus satisfying the sick craving for children/prepubescents without technically breaking the law. I'm not going to post examples here but you are welcome to see them yourself. Krogman has made untold millions off of this 'business' of his. Please globally report me/Lords-of-Porn---Part-9---Aristocrats-09-07 The site is hosted by a company called Accretive Technologies also called ICF technologies, which is owned by Ross Perkins and Shawn Boday. These 2 fine gentlemen have over 1700 porn domains registered by their company. They are also registered as directors in one of the shell companies MetArt uses, so they're profiting off of the substitute CP too. They have a payment processor as well, which is used by Vixen media of Blacked.com fame. What these people are doing is wrong and immoral and while I have no power to stop them myself, I hope that by naming them something good can come of it. Please globally report me/Lords-of-Porn---Part-10---Final-Part---The-Kings-Guards-09-07 Stream.me Now these people also ran another site. One many alogs here will recognize. Stream.me. That's right, the site where the Гунт and Metokur used to stream on, was in fact run by people who also ran porn sites. But that's not all, it turns out they host actual CP as well. All proof is present within the articles. 4chan has been flooded with fake threads created by some sort of system that uses machine generated '/pol/' speak to hide the fact that the threads are fake. But their system results in the phenomenon of the threads all being '1 post by ID' threads' or being made of replies that are mostly 1 post by ID. This happens as they are likely unable to simulate real conversations. I have created a simple HTML and JavaScript code that counts the ID's and the number of posts they've made, then shows the overall number of '1 post by ID's' to help us understand whether or not the thread is fake. Please globally report me/The-Technological-Subversion-of-4chan-09-10 graf from poa.st has graciously hosted the code on https://shill.moe You can easily go to 4chan, copy a thread ID, type it in and find out whether or not a thread is fake. Now I'm aware /cow/ doesn't like graf, (or at least that's my perception of it) but look I don't know any of the lore, nor do I have time to read up on it or even care right now. He was perfectly polite to me in my interactions with him and I've had a positive experience overall. I'm not going to get into an argument about something I know nothing about nor am I going to throw someone under the bus who has been perfectly polite to me without understanding anything.

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>>224779 >>224741 https://www.metart.com/model/jia-lissa Holy shit it'S that 27 year old G​AMERGATE fucking whore from blacked.com ON METART CREATING CP! ITS CP! ITS THE FUCKING 27 YEAR OLD CP!!! C C C P P P P TheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerPP CCCCCTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamer!!!! CP! ITS THE CP!
>>224779 >Look at this 27 year old, ignore all the other legally adult girls who look prepubescent Triggered pedo, kys
>>224819 >they are 27 years old you fucking sweaty gamer!!!!!!!!!! I'm convinced that faggots like you are part of a feminist gayop against right wing men, or any man who isn't a fag. Gas yourself, tranny.
Where's the funny?

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/09/2022 (Sat) 18:38:42 ID: 6842c5 No.161373 [Reply]
jcaesar187's new address. He sold his house while the market's high and is temp staying in an apartment while he waits for his next house to be finished. 403 Stockton Street Apt 4304 Richmond, VA, 23224
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>>161373 Pantsu nudes anyone?
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>>224351 I don't know why but I expected better. Thanks. This the only one?
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>>224353 Yeah the only one so far unless jcaesar187 changes his mind about making peace with pantsu and decides to go on the attack again. At least pantsu isn't fat like faith was I'll giver her that but very much underwhelming overall.
If he's going to wear The Rugby, he should treat it with respect and starch the collar.

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Goon Clown/ clownngoonpinkie/@SillyGayClown/gigglygoonclown/Orion Grant Passmore Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2023 (Wed) 04:31:41 ID: 41a6d1 No.218695 [Reply] [Last]
Reporting from Soyjak.Party, big time grooming server and pedo tranny doxxxed https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/43132.html https://archive.md/0EGU3 Paste below, will post several pictures after the OP. Do note that there is some disgusting shit in there, that includes genuine CP and zoo porn Name: Orion Grant Passmore Address: 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704 (confirmed; lives with grandmother) DOB: May 13, 2002 Phone: +1 (520) 260-4473, +1 (520) 585-3886 (unknown which) Email: oriongrantp@gmail.com, kingdekulink@gmail.com, redbutalsoemail@gmail.com, ilovestrokingtodownies@gmail.com Passwords: moomoo567, mommy2013, piMxv420 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100077019760623 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chonas420 [https://archive.ph/Mv4ey] Twitter (EXTREMELY NSFW): https://twitter.com/SillyGayClown [https://archive.ph/xN5Kj] Mother Name: Roana Lane Noland / Roana Lane Passmore

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>>221297 Link's bloody dead, buddy
>>223261 It works but you have to replace foxdick to k​​iw​i in that TOR address or alternatively you can go to the clearnet site ki​​wi​​farms.st
>>223273 Nigger, I know what foxdickfarms is, but what I'm saying is that it bounces access with TOR browser with the following message: >Error: browser does not support WebAssembly.
>>223276 works for me sounds like a (you) problem, ni​g​g​er faggot :)
Nothing much has been happening, other than silent research into goon's orbiters. Here is a video on him that hasn't been posted yet https://yewtu.be/watch?v=aJl2zMbYpLk I've seen quite a few soyteens thinking that police will do anything to him. Let this be a lesson: cops are NOT your friends and will NOT help you when it matters. One thing they will never touch is a troon, even ones that go to public schools to flash their cut off dongs rarely get arrested for it

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