Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on

Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.

hskfmn is the janny of an old web 1.0 fetish site, https://metamorphose.org/. He abuses his mod powers to stamp out any dissent as an English major, call center worker such as himself feels like this and sperging on reddit about American politics and bing bing wahoos are the only things that give him satisfaction. He's a sex pest/tourist and secret groyper who is also probably darksydephil's lost brother. https://www.deviantart.com/hskfmn https://www.reddit.com/user/hskfmn/ Current address: 178 Summit Ave, St paul mn 55102

Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.

It seems the deal to strike a non-attention agreement with the retardationally-oriented invalid-invitation poof-'n'-gummery was a hoax so I've dutifully decided to re-place it back here; Autphag believes he has IQs multiples beyond the Guassian spectrum's complete range bickers the North Koreans drummed the idea into his head during the 2000s. He then became a pathetic emulant of National Socialist thought with an intellectually desultory Slavic pseudo-persuasion during the 2010s. He, then, rediscovered Songun socialism upon winning a gender dysphoria diagnosis after losing it to aggressive, invisible and failed media trolls after in 2023 a 2021, mostly pseudo-Scottish English/Xiatyl-S.-Amerind heritage campaign was legally quashed for being an economically parasitic burden on the economy, similar to the one in the mid-2010s, the early-2010s, and the late-2000s. The sex-change of the Robertsonian Feudal-Conservative Bakhsh was so heavily criticized she had to fuck off to the Xiatic pseudo-Orient, for crying out loud; the thricedvth in a decadanal space. He believes he is a mathematician again. There's a tradition of y= concantenation being either a rote-symal activity or not and well, even Robb claims to exceed it :/

There's a streamer called Randbot who was part of jcaesar187's Killstream and is a close associate of the TRS grifters. I don't know if people here are aware of him. He's largely ignored by everyone as his 'shows' are 6-8 hours long and he's painfully boring. One of his orbiters is a woman called ComradePond, whom he refers to as his 'secretary'. She essentially propped him up, and for free, if you can believe that. They aren't discussed that much, but I think I've figured out what they truly are and why she does everything. There was also some stuff on Striker's website that I found. So I thought I'd share my findings/thoughts. Striker and Yandex So we know that the NJP meeting place is a barn owned by Charles Bausman, a self-described Russian patriot living in the USA. https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2020/10/06/us-white-nationalist-group-linked-pro-kremlin-propagandist https://lancasteronline.com/news/politics/how-we-confirmed-a-barn-in-lancaster-county-was-used-for-a-2020-white-nationalist/article_e1d22d7e-3905-11ec-86df-cbae94974e5e.html In 2020, Eric Striker posted articles to a site called national-justice.com, but didn't make the site, rather it was made for him by lackeys of Mr. Bausman. The email records for national-justice aren't made using protonmail or gmail like most people. When you try to check the MX (email) records for the site, i.e. the email used to register the website, you can see that national-justice uses Yandex for its email. https://securitytrails.com/domain/national-justice.com/dns See 'MX records'. It's Yandex. Strange for an American anti-semite to be using a Jewish founded Russian email service. But this use of Yandex isn't limited to national-justice. Sometimes you wonder why things are the way they are and you end up stumbling onto the truth in the most unexpected places. Strange Listener Statistics A few years ago, in an FTN episode, Jazzhands spoke about FTN's audience size in detail as a 'whitepill'. He claimed that their total listener count was 20,000 people' or so and listed various countries in order of their respective audience size. My memory isn't perfect but I suspect Warren Balogh was there as well. The problem is the listener count doesn't make sense. If you have 20K as claimed then are you a $200K /month organization at $10/m assuming every FTN listener is also a subscribers. Even if only 50% are subscribers, then that's still $100K/m. Even if it's 2,000 subscribers or 10%, then that's $20K/m. I don't know exactly which episode it was unfortunately. If anyone can find it, then please share it, so we can learn what their listener statistics actually are. Randbot So who is Randbot? Randbot, real name Ryan Johnson, is a ballwasher. https://foxdickfarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/ryan-johnson-randbot-2020-jimmy-russell.81215/ Specifically he is a ballwasher for the TRS crew. He loves washing Mike Enoch's balls and when he's done with that, all he thinks of doing is washing Eric Striker's balls. But of course the ultimate goal is to wash Jesse Dunstan's balls, preferably with his saliva. He does lovingly call him Sven or Svenpai after all. Every day the drunk Australian awakens, and much like Mike Enoch bloviating for 3 hours and calling it a podcast, he bloviates for 5-8 hours in a livestream and calls it a 'show'. There is no structure, planning or effort involved. A few tweets serve as conversation starters, his 10 paypigs send their own for a price and the rest is improvised. The guy always pretends to be sick, which is always some infection his son gave him, in order to take the day off. The way he uses his health/kid as an excuse when he wants to just sit and play video games instead of doing his 'show' is childish.

Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
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>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.

It's been tough. Meme's hurt and Ninja is unable to meme back.

Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

Hey /cow/, this isn't personal army shit but I found this guy on prolikewoah /a/ who's prime cow material. He's been calling me butthurt no matter how much I try to call him funny, and while it's not making me angry, can you guys come in and call him butthurt to make him sperg? I think we can my jewish mother him good. I'm not mad, this isn't personal army autism, but here's the thread: https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/13195.html The posts to troll are 94698, 94701, 94704, 94705, 94710, 94711, 94718, 94733, 94738, 94740, 94767, 94781, 94792, 94798 Thanks in advance, I'll dump all of my hot married yuri sex pics if you guys make him confess to being butthurt. But if anyone tries to troll me and make ME butthurt(I'm not a lolcow and I won't be), you aren't getting shit.