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Toad 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:12:22 ID: 28ac16 No.85517 [Reply]
Found two pedobears online on Discord. The first one named GrantedHere sent me CP in my DM after I flip the fuck out a bit. When he tried to Livestream me in one of his sick movies. He told me he lived in Canada. But he never said which one though. GrantedHere also told me he's in a server called Exed-Eyes Server (some famous artist) where they post cartoon-like porn of cute creatures from Plants, Pokémon, and even Robots. I'm not sure why a creep like him is in that server but I guess he wants to find some prey to rape online or some shit. Another pedo that is also in the Exed-Eyes server is named Seepan different fucking creep that is a pedo just like GrantedHere but worse since he gatekeeps people and uses blackmail to fuck people over and will even lie to get some people he doesn't like banned. Both of these sick mentally ill fucks need to get the fuck off the internet and warn the artist Exed-Eyes about their behavior fast. Here are both their Discord usernames and tags in case you guys wanna fuck them over. GrantedHere#2581 SEEPAN#8127 I'm not like a hacker or nothing so I don't know how to find one's IP Address based on Discord coding alone but given this is weaponized autism so I'll let you guys give them hell and deplatform them from the internet folks.
>please deplatform these people from the internet based on nothing but my word that they looked at no no pictures well if theres anyone that would actually do it they'd be on this board
>>85569 Okay, pedochu and koipedo
thats fucking intense if true i was in that god damn server granted dm'd me after drawing something but all talk was fine (just asked if i take comms) exed kicked me for an edgy status (which, why would he care about that, i suspect its for another reason tho) two weeks prior to whatever the fuck this is when that faggot decides to talk to me, as a mutual of his told me to, ill ask him know about this

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8KUN DYING Toad 11/09/2020 (Mon) 00:05:29 No.89958 [Reply]
RON WATKINS RESIGNED 3 NOV https://nitter.snopyta.org/CodeMonkeyZ QANON A.W.O.L. SINCE 3 NOV It's Toad McKinley, by the way Toad McKinley WATKINS IS A BARNHILL PEDOPHILE >N.T. Technology “hosted many domains with CP [child pornography] themed names over an extended period of time.” >moving to Philippines to evade extradition and fuck little Filly girls DOWNTIME SMALLER BOARDS HIJACKED SHIT GOING DOWN ON: 8kun.top/qresearch/ 8kun.top/qrb/ [sekrit planning board] 8kun.top/midnightriders/ [qanon's tranny discord board]
Why did he resigned and was his resignation followed by presidential elections?
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neinchan moderator clay clay in the nigga house AK 10/07/2019 (Mon) 01:55:50 ID: 10360a No.11071 [Reply] [Last]
took a while to get this one but apparently hes called floki on neinchan
absolute cringe lord who was once one of the " leaders" of national socialist legion
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fuck off you degenerates. you and the jews, day of the gas chamber.
>>81613 SEETHE
>leftist fags post another fake neinchan dox cope harder sjw faggots
>>81721 kys degenerate
Why do they all try so hard to act like CIA agents

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Enable google captcha Toad 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:05:34 No.87526 [Reply]
All the vols are glows G​AMERGATEs and the users post carbon copies of cuckchan posts. You can't post with most VPNs and tor nodes. Might as well go all the way and let google datamine the users here. Would be easier that giving them the data yourself. Enable it on tvch too since it's just the same glow in the darks running both websites.
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take your meds, pedo
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>take your meds, pedo keep falling for the reddit meme, goy
take your meds, pedo
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>take your meds, pedo keep falling for the reddit meme, goy
take your meds, pedo

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TheHeroOfTomorrow/Eli S. Stone Anonymous 02/28/2020 (Fri) 07:20:06 ID: c5b9c8 No.36520 [Reply]
You guys ever heard of this lolcow? He seems like one of those idiots online with pronounces and love to bash Orange Man Bad 24/7. I'm going to give you a short summary of him from the foxdicks dig on him. >Brief Summary: Weird ass dude who lives with his mama at almost 30 years old, has worked as a shitty video reviewer (as a faux comic character of his own shitty imagination, mind you) for a variety of topics and products for the past 8+ years (think a more autistic Doug Walker, but not funny at all), is your stereotypical TCG nerd and Pokemonfag. Clearly wants to get with thots, albeit unsuccessfully like Penguinfag. Has recently finished his series of videos, ironically at the time when people will now finally start noticing him after years of not giving a fuck. Some info on where the guy lives. His white papers… https://www.whitepages.com/name/Eli-S-Stone/Heber-Springs-AR/11rhte81 Dox: 610 Colonial Cir Heber Springs AR 72543-4603 DOB: June 1st, 1990

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>>46687 And here's some good ol' fashioned hypocrisy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaBxk5eZYTw
bump
>>86349 >Lolifags really get hard for boring and retard shit like this
>>42380 >israeli snack stop

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Toad 10/10/2020 (Sat) 07:44:32 ID: e15f38 No.87383 [Reply]
COME BACK Toad McKinley I MISS YOU /lub

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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Kill your soul in a more definitive manner.
ryn88@protonmail.com

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Anonymous 04/22/2020 (Wed) 09:12:17 ID: 027579 No.45226 [Reply]
Like everything built by the Chinese, there is a knockoff board of /cow/ called /cow2/ hosted on one of Jewsh's totally-gonna-work-guise chan projects. The newfaggotry and autism pains me. Never accept imitations.
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>>45261 >Josh vs. tranny mods Talk about a false dichotomy.
>>45266 Wait, JEVVS is guy or trans? Or that's not the same JEVVS we know and love?
>>45226 Nothing of value was lost. None of the G​AMERGATEs who went over there ever contributed to any other threads. They're all ibs burnouts who think Гунтstream ruined the cyclical. Truth is there just isn't that much happening so the cyclical turned into shitposting hours. >>45229 I just want Jahans to make videos again.
9chan is itself a giant lolcow and it’s broken just like everything Jewsh touches
If it's jews board I would give a try.

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Toad 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:59:22 No.81627 [Reply]
Stop spamming Nein you jewish glowG​AMERGATEs.
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I can only hope these retards will advertise their shit more and poke other retards self-righteousness
>>81676 >implying nein is on the faggot webring >implying this board is not on the webring ok retard
>let me spam how angry I am on /cow/ This will end well
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>>81719 Nice LARP you pathetic cuck. No-one's scared of you. We're fucking Übermensch. You're just a bunch of degenerate loser basement-dweller soyboys who pretend you had anything to do with Chris Chan and that you've been relevant to anything for the past five years. >oh look we doxed a nazi but were not lefty faggots i swear Won't end well? Ha. You're virtually castrated.
>implying nein isn't the glowing site

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Toad 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:31:20 ID: 015f00 No.83375 [Reply]
All glories to Lord Bune, the Duke! I praise his name, Bune! Wehl Melan Avage Bune Tasa
fuck off you cunt

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