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Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
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>>138979 It tastes only slightly less bitter compared to the niggеr cum so beloved by amerimutts.
based zach
>>166117 hey zach, flopson has no career
>>166125 Zach > Gahoole
>>166138 uh, based?

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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>>166216 >t. Gaiymo Do not besmirch Lynch like this.
>>166216 Nobody respects you Hatchfag, kill yourself and unburden your parents you fucking parasite.
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>>166216 The sweaty gamer is laughing at you while you. humiliate yourself.
>>166681 You sure he's not just trying to converse with kiwis in their native tongue?
>>166611 >>166680 >>166681 >You're the daiymo No, I'm the Wrist.

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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COMMUNITY WARNING Brandon Robert Kelley is a 42 year old pedophile from Baltimore who spends 24/7/365 browsing and posting on dead altchans. He is a failed musician (used to drum in doom metal bands in Baltimore that never got any gigs) and got kicked out of 2 bands for lusting after a female bandmate's underage daughter, bald bickers he can't grow hair, never finished high school and a self-professed pedophile. He still lives in Baltimore, Maryland to this day. Presumably at 917 N Calvert St.
>>141547 >Brandon Robert Kelley is a 42 year old pedophile from Baltimore who spends 24/7/365 browsing and posting on dead altchans doubt.
>>129302 anymore info on this "patch" character?
Brandon lost
>>124417 [redText] test [/redText]

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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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>>165482 why are you simping for a pedophil/e?
>>165482 >Look pedochu, dolphin was never a pedo and he never spammed cp links or cp How do you know
>>165653 bickers there is evidence of a confirmed pedophi.le(dolphin) being allowed near children in the cytube stream by my jewish mother admins, that could get someone in prison, or at least on a nice government watch list, so they would rather make up a boogeyman and blame everything on him, or just downright lie this is how a guilty pedo behaves btw, right down to the tee, right before they get arrested. that's why I can safely say dolphin is a pedo and all of my jewish mother and /cow/ are their accessory to the crime, N​IGGERchu is only guilty of actually making the pedo dolphin seethe
The only claims that state dolphin are a pedo state bickers he once posted a link that had another link that contained cp, even though the site was some deep web site containing more deep web links in general and cp is sadly a thing that is very common there that made him a pedo. But, as time went on when dolphin was still very active never once had anons seen dolphin, who was a big avatarfag and a very easy to spot spammer, post cp. In contrast pedochu and his pedo goons had openly posted cp on my jewish mother/v/, /cow/, tvch, and zzzchan. They constantly defend posting cp as "chan cutlure" and "free speech." Of course they often slander their detractors as pedos to cover their own tracts. oh and there is likely a decent overlap between them and between the pedos from /hebe/ on blacked.gov
>>165682 I should add on and basically point out the claim is basically like posting a link to zzzchan's /b/ or mark/v/ and claiming anon is a pedo for linking the boare, since both boards have plenty of cp being posted all the time by their pedo residents.

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Michael Does Life, the incel avatar of /v/ Pollythefrog69 04/18/2022 (Mon) 14:43:46 ID: 56a880 No.144416 [Reply]
Michael also knew as Mikael or Mickal by is fans is a almost 40 years old incel vidya critic best known to normies for being the man behind the early criticisms of Cyberpunk 2077 when everyone was still hyping the game. Michael constantly cries about not being credited for this and has a personal crusade versus CD RED Projekt. Michael also has a vendetta with ReviewTechUSA when Michael used to be a fan of the show he got inviteded for a live stream, only to be disavowed by ReviewTechUSA on account of the fans of Michael being 4chan neo-Nazis. Michael is known for being one of the few left youtubers who let anyone call his show, including yelling "NlGGERS, KILL ALL NlGGERS" while trying to talk about vidya. Only to have mental breakdowns live about not being taken seriously and having useless fans from /v/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O23_h1bF7V4 Michael used to had a bf named Dillon in the Details, they both streamed together reviewing games until they had a fight about whether or not they liked a certain game, separating them both https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Does_Life Channel> https://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelDoesLife/videos Channels who mirror some of his deleted videos and streams>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFFbeisumgom2Mz1LRfTOSw/videos https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDl1Lb8EU58rzVa0ihItM6SJTHcx118e1 His twitter> https://twitter.com/michaeldoeslife
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Michel will have his first date in his incel life and it will be online to everyone to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH7JYJgvYK8
I got banned from posting on his channel, Mickael is having a mental breakdown bickers of Starfild and his e-date
>>148801 His "dated" failed, since then Michael is having an emotional crisis. 1-The exciting new cocks he promised comes down to him eating mcnuggets or other garbage fastfood. 2-Got a new haircut and decided to backstab xbox fanboys while having rants about incels 3-Deleted more livestreams 4-Now he's saying he's going to become an SJW and only stream on twich bickers he's tired of edgy fans.
https://youtu.be/ShBDbR1qYw0 Michaels is living as a destitute man in L.A for the last month. he's doing daily long videos just walking around L.A shitty streets and eating fast food whenever he gets some superchat. He and his audience seem totally oblivious to IP2, it's he, walking around, being silent or just talking with chat, never playing any songs, never getting into fights, etc.
Former best friend irl of Michael https://www.youtube.com/c/DillonintheDetails/videos Dylan The Brass aka Dillon the cringe, both used to be really close friends, but over time Michael audience started to hate Dillon for being a cringelord, then something big happened, when Michael figured out about Dillon being involved with Child Porn, after that both had a massive fight and avoid each other, especially Dillon, whatever someone make any reference about Michael on Dillon channel he will delete the post and ban the person. As matter of fact, Michael posted on Dillon channel today only to have his post deleted.

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/09/2022 (Sat) 18:38:42 ID: 6842c5 No.161373 [Reply]
jcaesar187's new address. He sold his house while the market's high and is temp staying in an apartment while he waits for his next house to be finished. 403 Stockton Street Apt 4304 Richmond, VA, 23224
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>>161373 it never owned that house retard.
>>161373 He never owned that house retard he rented it. Just like how he lost his mothers house and paid rent on that too. That white G​AMERGATE can't afford or even get approved for a mortgage. He will rent cuck till he dies.
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>>161373 I have received confirmation that jcaesar187 is currently in Agartha.
>>162197 true if big
RАLPHA

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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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>>150993 G​AMERGATEchu is always lurking this thread, he's already seething about your post
>>150993 >>151393 You are a legit asshurt spastic. Not only did you avoid responding to my post, the one you screencapped, but you came here to kvetch about it like a scorned woman and concoct some gay and cringe fanfiction about me.
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>>150993 >>151393 Here is average posts on tvch.
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Bump since he and his pals are very active both here and on tvch again.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/04/2022 (Mon) 15:05:57 ID: dbe419 No.160408 [Reply]
Name: TheGatorGamerua Ulmer Birthday: 02-05-1991 Address: 364 Van Horne St #2 Jersey City, NJ 07304 Email: joshuaulmer1991@hotmail.com, joshuaulmer1991@gmail.com, and ruggarell2017@gmail.com Phone number: 12015660038 https://files.catbox.moe/cevnr2.mp4 https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/384888609/#384890461 https://user.wiki/u/ruggadagod https://backloggd.com/u/Rugga/ (now deleted) https://pastebin.com/shxBFRCR https://steamcommunity.com/id/Ruggadachosen
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Once I doxed and made a compilation of the G​AMERGATEs in those types of servers and the majority ware indeed fat G​AMERGATEs with small dicks lol

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>118278 It's the prolapse that makes it hot
>>64028 we need to get this dude linked up to some irl livestreaming
>>39291 You don't have to come here. There's a lot of people on other websites that will just like you for being trans. Just make new accounts and pretend this never happened. Don't do this to yourself. Don't give up, I wish you well.
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Why do they come here?
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>>159738 Anyone?

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Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 21:59:33 ID: eee008 No.49744 [Reply]
Does Dax not realize that his audience is made up of Incel Trolls who will never touch a pussy, ever?
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>>53085 "Some Slut" Ya know if it was some rando groupie, I'd agree with your analysis. But the "slut" in question was a long term part of the dick show community and even after they parted ways people kept asking about her and asking for her to come back. the TL;DR >She released texts showing Dax sweet talking her and begging to be in a relationship with him while her marriage fell apart. They were embarassing for Dax >Dax played this weird manipulation game on both girls and treats them like crap >Dax feeds people drugs so they depend on him >Dax would fuck JLH to make Marie Valenzula cry and hurt her >He opens up lines of credit for women he is fucking but then goes over charges with a fine tooth comb and bitches and moans about every penny spent >Marie cried in the cuck truck while Dax fucked JLH in the tent 10 ft away >Dax threw JLH out, tried cutting her out from the TDS community but refuse to answer why >Marie plays victim and is a BPD cum slut >Dax is a clinically Diagnosed Psychopath >Dax has journals of Backwards written poetry >Dax doesn't understand what Atavistic means but uses it all the time >Dax has a literal fursona called JuJu that is a cow >Dax is bi

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>>52329 Dick show sycophants are pathetic. They genuinely believe the only people who don't like Dax are TheGatorGamer. Surely Dax has shit his pants and done nothing wrong... Right?
>>49744 What even is Diddler Dax's bonus cocks? More screeching about what maddox did to him a decade ago or more pedo defending?
>>49744 Does he have any kind of actual audience anymore? There are a hand full of autistic manchildren who still follow and most of them are hoping to ride Dax's coat tails to some sort of efame that they delusionally believe they will achieve bickers there were a hand full of successful people that spun off from the TDS community. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW DAX STILL GOES BACK AND TRIES TO SCRUB OLD SIMPSPIRACY STUFF TO THIS DAY IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE OLD INFO HARD TO FIND. I could go one and on about the sketchy shit that dax says and does. He got caught giving money to Randy Harper for special treatment on twitter. He admitted that he completely scrapped his "new book" "Not Safe For Women" and it is never comming out. He made up 3 different excuses why NP2 got put on a match list, with the most consistent explaination being suspicion of money laundering (which he then tried saying was actually bickers free speech clauses and shit), we still don't know what Dax does with the info given on his unsecured site which includes social security numbers, Dax doesn't pay any of the people he claims he will pay for his show, Dax's weird obsession with excessive sweating and need to Гунт guard and deny any of the jcaesar187 stuff being funny, the list goes on and on....
>>159407 Actually, yes. I haven't listened for a LONG time, but pre simpspiracy it was almost exclusively whatever he could get that was Maddox Related. Funny thing is from what I understand Maddox gave up on podcasting and started doing writting gigs that are paying him well enough to do okay as well as had a role in Kung Fury 2. Dax can't even get his Pizza commercial to air and is blacklisted from performing with comedy in LA bickers of his retarded antics (and no not the "free speech" stuff he does on his show, everyone that works with Dax eventually ends up hating him) Funny thing is the whole thing that started Dax's demise was he challenged the whole internet to prove his GF Marie Valenzuela ever went by the screen name HulaGirl86, then some idiot dug up an old kik profile with her face right there and it caused Dax to sperg out.

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