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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply] [Last]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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They do it at night time on purpose knowing Null has a normal sleep schedule unlike these NEETs.
Not-A-Pedo posts some dank cringe and seems to be getting a lot of the wrong kind of attention from KFarmers.
Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
Bump
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Suspended again, new account.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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Unfunny goblin-like kike. I've never seen a Jew that didn't belong in a concentration camp, really.
Yeah this is also going to have to be bumped.
Rat vermin
Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
Why does this faggot still LARP like he's the board operator if he hasn't had perms for like 6 years.

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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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>>280587 I- I got a new life you would hardly recognize me I’m so glad
>>280590 Lmao Ken's going to love that. Be sure and comment on all his posts like he did Chris Chan
>>280593 Hehe okay
This tard yeah, wonder why this thread is suppressed. Bump
We need to talk about how Fagmin turns the server off at convenient times. He won't like this, but it's going to be mentioned anyway.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2026 (Tue) 22:21:50 ID: a6a8f4 No.285598 [Reply] [Last]
I'm a foid who makes video essays. Make me your next lowcow... if you dare. https://youtu.be/M58omIaCnzg?si=pCUzm4nbSpr1HKir
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>>286191 You don't get it. We must add together the equations, we must <Merge the algorithms
>>286200 Striner is still a marxist and you simply flash your jersey for a dead ideology that dies with the boomer. Good job having been behavioralized by 1980s soviet brainwashed idiots in the fucking 2020s. Thats in some way sadder and stupider than larpers that had themsleves brainwashed in the 2010s by a dead socialist 1940s ideology. And again, google, youtube and other GenX missing link media has no future. Who is your audience, going by the numbers, nobody
>>286228 You are a retard.
Reminder to ignore attention whore threads until tits have been posted.
>>287320 Everyone was ignoring this thread for 20 days until you bumped it. Fucking retard.

DroolKitty / Mace Dindu Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:00:54 ID: aa1181 No.286466 [Reply] [Last]
Discuss the unfunny tranny from Onion Farms who is larping (poorly) as a J0sh M00n fangirl in this thread. Also goes by Mace Dindu on OnionFarms. - claims to be a blonde 18 year old girl - claims to be in love with J0sh - attention whore - most obvious catfish attempt ever
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>>286942 You clearly know nothing about the guy so yeah I am not surprised you wouldn't know what he is into or that he isn't looking. Very generic catfish attempt to just pretend to be what most incel spergs would find appealing, except J0sh has been online his entire life and learned a thing or two so this shit doesn't work on him. Whatever this is the most gayest of ops and you should find a new hobby.
>>286942 >I have defended josh on there many times (as well as on KF) Yeah, but did you cut his name into your thighs and pledge your soul to him? Not up to Daniel Troonpez standards.
>>286942 >Also im older than 18 for the record So 19.
<this is the most gayest of ops Still not as gay as ol' Danny boy trying to slop that dck every single day, 365 days a year.
<learned a thing or two so this shit doesn't work on him. Bit hypocritical of you preaching like you know what J0sh wants either (hint: it's neko shota).

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Unironic Ralphamale 05/20/2026 (Wed) 23:28:56 ID: f7f8cf No.286936 [Reply]
He must have been wearing his heels when she met him. Why didn't you take any pictures together like you did with Anuscabbage? You could have even censored his face and just shown off how tall and aryan and soooo much bigger than you he is (spoiler: it's cause he's ugly, scrawny and 5'8)

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Sprate Header / SprateH / Sprate / Sprate@nicecrewdigital / Mister Metokur's New Writer Unironic Ralphamale 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:54:33 ID: 7facc7 No.252665 [Reply]
Let me introduce you to Sprate Header aka Mister Metokur new writer & the savior of Foxdick Farms! Sprate is a P E D O defender, hypocrite of the highest caliber and a pathological liar. Sprate somehow manages to fuck up EVERYTHING & always boxes his own shadow, revealing his deep insecurity. Sprate vs Torswats Sprate has spent a year on his autistic crusade, looking in every nook and cranny for the Satanic P E D O menace, trying to bolster his cred as Foxdick Farm's finest. However, Sprate's ultimate project also fully revealed Sprate, getting countless details wrong in his thread! REMINDER: Sprate had 0 to do with Alan "Torswats" Filion's arrest, he can''t ever address that Foxdick Farms had no impact on "Torswats" & in fact muddied the waters for the swatters! Soon after Sprate's Torswats thread came out, Sprate not only allowed Kinochet to spread the false rumor Bryan Dunn was the swatter for weeks unquestioned, but Sprate went onto lie to TheTheGatorGamerGamer Metokur directly saying KOP admitted to being the swatter in a now DELETED comment(first screenshot). This directly lead to Bryan Dunn getting swatted, which Sprate encouraged with his actions. Whether or not Bryan Dunn deserved it is another matter, Sprate is anti-swat but encourages BS harassment campaigns leading to swats. Sprate used his Torswats thread to become the "authority" on torswats, only to then falsely accuse Bryan Dunn of being a murderer as a "joke"! Sprate's thread has countless errors, from accusing KOP of being involved solely from the swatter mentioning KOP in a few posts, to saying a "Lizard" character is involved with 0 proof other than the delusional P E D O DJ axle. None of this has been addressed almost a year later, why? Notably, one of Sprate's top sources on the Torswats group is a former swatter & P E D O tranny named "Naught" (https://archive.ph/hJJsH), Sprate works with chomo crossdressers Sprate does everything to appeal to Mister Metokike & TheTheGatorGamerGamer Moon, begging for the attention of and attempting to prove himself to his two e-daddy heroes non-stop. He'll gladly lie, twist and do anything just for a crumb of clout from either of his father figures. One of Sprate's fatal flaws is he considers any association to be endorsement, but never applies that standard to himself. Sprate isn't his own man or a trendsetter, just a stooge looking to fulfill a "lolcow" quota rather than have fun.

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Daniel Lopez = Naught THEORY. One of the most pressing issues of our time & anyone that dismissed it out of hand is pea-brained, not galaxy-brained.
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>>260460 >Referencing the website associated with known p3d0s like Klasky, FPS, Elame & Naught This is a bannable offense on the Sharty, BTW. https://soyjakwiki.org/Failtrolls#Skibidi_Farms https://tommyparky.com/wiki/Skibidi_Farms https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/Skibidi_Farms
>>286919 Yeah well this isn't the fuckin' Shitty, is it, tard

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ADF trans lateenks antifa soldier Toad 11/24/2020 (Tue) 23:59:31 ID: 4d2f65 No.91125 [Reply]
Our boy got tweeted about by Andy Ngo and got an article written about his courage fighting the fascist menace. https://thepostmillennial.com/violent-portland-antifa-pepper-sprayed https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1331340810881699840 The Post Millennial can report the verified identity of one of the masked Antifa militants involved in pepper-spraying people at a pro-police protest in Portland last week. Isabel Rosa Araujo, formerly known as Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, is a 35-year-old Portland-based transsexual Antifa militant with a history of extremism. Araujo was part of a group of around 20 Antifa in black bloc who confronted a small conservative pro-police rally last Thursday afternoon in downtown Portland. The two sides argued with each other outside the Justice Center before Araujo, who was wearing a gas mask, used bear mace against one of the right-wing protesters. She was not arrested for assault. Though this was the latest incident involving Araujo, she has a long history of far-left extremism that once caught the attention of federal authorities. Originally from New Jersey and a one-time Philadelphia resident, Araujo is a prominent Antifa militant in Portland known for creating propaganda drawings and her participation in protests. Under various monikers, she posts obsessively about Antifa and Maoist politics. She even has an Antifa tattoo on her chest. On her blog, “Ramblings of a Black-Clad Trans Femme,” Araujo wrote in a March 2019 entry under the pen name “Crime Minister of Antifa” that she was investigated by the U.S. Secret Service and Philadelphia law enforcement in 2008 after drawing a graphic cartoon showing late Republican Arizona senator John McCain being shot in the head. Araujo is also a prolific social media user under various anonymously-run accounts. On Mastodon, an unmoderated open-source social media network similar to Twitter, she posts under the username “@AnarchaTransLatinx.” Many of her posts show photographs of her posing in black bloc with guns. Araujo has also made explicit threats against this reporter. In August 2019, she posted a photograph of a person she stalked in Portland who she believed to be Andy Ngo. Later in the year she wrote: “Can someone empty a few bullets on Andy Ngo please?” In November 2019, she asked, “So is anyone going to volunteer to help with putting a cap in Andy Ngo's doxxing / kill list creating ass?”

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>>117389 She's right and you know that.
Good seeing ADF hasn't changed a bit except getting fatter and uglier.
Mlpol mapped out antifa's network and it is still archived Have fun. https://mlpol.net/mlpol/archive/288528
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Is he safe? I recall him being homeless when I last saw him on the old /cow/. I haven't heard about Robb in years and ADF was his best friend. I can't say I fear for Andy Ngo's life when he, while calling himself a journalist, failed to spell "doxing" correctly.
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>>91125 antifa faggots nazi boys are happening now

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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>>283317 >Getting filtered by an IQ test Have you tried not being brown?
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>>283320 Enjoy taking your IQ test every time you make a 4chan post, faggot.
And in case it's not clear to the reader, I will spell it out: You must pass. 5 captchas. On top of a 60 second wait. Per. One post. Every time. Or you can self-dox an email address, wait 2 minutes and pass 10 captchas to get a temporary tracking cookie so you can post for awhile. Oh yeah and even if you do all that, expect to get randomly IP ranged banned often with no reason given bickers lol fork over money like a good little goyim for your paid goy pass. But this glown!gger is here to tell you that you should be happy that you can post on 4chan at all, in a sea of bots and shills (and shillbots). So that and post on 4chan all day and do your 1000 AI-training captches like a good little goyim mud golem, until you get banned and then just shut up and read your slop threads. Get it? That is what you will do, readers.
Still sucks unfortunately.
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>>39419 4chan /pol/ has potential but the trolling shit is ridiculous the got damn shitskin pajeets and shlomos hide behind meme flags and the crappy ass jannies don't do anything and complain when you tell people how to whack the shit

https://doxbin.com/upload/Keffals doxbin.com/upload/Keffals 10/03/2022 (Mon) 01:11:11 ID: 2fcee6 No.176806 [Reply]
20 Global Crescent, APT 4, Belfast, BT6 8LN, Ireland
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>>178387 Why do you keep doing this shitty larp?
It's insane, Britbong probably has around 40 socks accounts, and just like Nuzach or Bryan Dunn he love to talk in third person His channel where he spergs out about The Bad Guys and EmptyHero https://youtu.be/KDqZGPYe5wY
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
Wow
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>>176806 FJBWMND

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