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Unironic Ralphamale 10/21/2026 (Wed) 04:08:37 ID: 7de5ab No.291243 [Reply]
HELP BRING SWAG BACK TO THE INTERNET 2 s w a g g . n e t
>>291243 piccolo got aura

KampungBoy/Yeop Unironic Ralphamale 06/30/2026 (Tue) 23:00:46 ID: 1c1b6c No.288527 [Reply] [Last]
J0sh Moon's number one gay-log, yapper.
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Fat, stupid gook.
I'm curious about updates on this fat, stupid, gook pedo animal raper but I can't be bothered to look up any intel by myself!
No updates, he is still doing the same old thing of spending every waking moment a-logging Jösh on Twitter and sucking the nuts and poophole of 3th4n R4lph clean better than Scarlett Hampton ever could.
>>291142 He posts on this board also.
Is it true that this guy eats poop straight out of R4lph's dirty AIDS invested bootyhole and then licks his lips and says "yummy yummy give me more"?

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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577 [Reply] [Last]
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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>Destiny's son Nathan, 16, is evidently a part of a child pornographer clique. It's called Twitter. Also you could have looked at what Nathan was posting a year so ago, about threatening to bomb his school or something like that, and you could have seen back then that there was something not right in that boy's head. In fact he lost his previous Xhitter account over it, iirc, and had to make a new one. Forgot about that until now. Steve/"Destiny" (his father) is also a huge, tremendous faggot. So that doesn't help, of course.
Imagine spending your Sunday night writing a full-blown dissertation on the marriage habits and offspring counts of obscure neoreactionaries just to feel a spark of dopamine. The sheer amount of effort put into this "unironic" post is the most ironic part of the whole thing. The "I don't actually believe in this, but let me write a paragraph pretending I do so I can call you a retard" maneuver is a classic. It's a bold strategy to call someone "schizo" while you're basically running a private intelligence agency on the sex lives of ecelebs who don't even know you exist. Counting Yarvin's children is a wild hobby, but go off. Please, tell us more about the geopolitical nuances of "gay crypto things" while you're staring at a closeup of Sam Hyde's face in a dark room. Absolute top-tier larping.
>>290759 -> >>290544 >>290545 Please have patience. Bubbles is only significantly less stupid than you are.
I wish i hadnt sucked my sons wiener when he was a baby bickers he sure turned out weird :(
There's at least one Nitter instance up, not the main cuck one and not the two that were run by Graf. I won't link it but you can find it. For anyone that doesn't know. Maybe this is old news but I couldn't be bothered to check until today.

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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135 [Reply] [Last]
It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.
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>>289376 "her"
>>282135 I know Daniel Lopez will crucify me for this but, but man I find the Mexican version of Lidl Drip so hot. The other versions are totally valid too, I guess!
>>291134 That's not her tho, Oniontroon faildox.
>>291143 And you know her real dox how, tardshit
Also Lidl is a tranny so yes that's not the real dox. Keep simping for a tranny, Daniel Slowpez.

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply] [Last]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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>>291103 I don't think you realize how little I care, loser. Go pop a titty skittle and quit crying, Bean Tranny
>>291103 why did you swat me dyno? i shit his pants and did nothing wrong you tranny freak
>>291104 Homeless. >>291105 Another delusional person who doesn't contribute anything to society.
"Person" sockpuppet actually mb.
Hey Naught how you enjoy your gay homeless Californian pedo life?

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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Lmao, I haven't been on any imageboards since October, but I already figured his sad existence would continue the same, regardless of whether I was around to "bully" his old gaycel ass.
Interesting thread
>>288116 What a coincidence. I just created a thread about brown leftist incels. I wouldn't be surprised if Nuzach actually spends considerable time on incel Discord and forums, perhaps trying to groom zoomers.
More like Snooze-Ack

Internet Fat Ass Machine Unironic Ralphamale 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:03:15 ID: b81da7 No.283557 [Reply]
Allow me to introduce you to Brittany or as she likes to call herself Internet Hate Machine or IHM for short. She is the Owner of the now twice dead 94 chan and possess a womb that has miscarried so much it must be haunted. She has a long history of being an attention whoring sperg dating back all the way to at least 2008. Her ED article and dox info below. https://edramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko :] Alias: IHM,Brittany Sullivan Birth Real Name: Brittany Holechko Address: 1407 S 19th St Terre Haute, IN 47803-401 812-234-3518 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [SOCIAL MEDIA:] https://x.com/tetrachromacyyy https://steamcommunity.com/id/tetrachromat https://foxdickfarms.st/members/shodan.96930/ Telegram https://ghettogaggers.com/tetrachromat

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>>285557 Yeah but IHM is actually hot though. Would smash the brakes off of. >>285538 this persons hard drive should likely be checked. Just a guess.
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>>285557 >IHM looks just like what you and Dan think Lidl Drip looks like I see the similarities I guess
>>285570 You know what I meant.
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Been a while since Mr. Phobos Wayne Stiles made that 888chan thread thinking she was my girlfriend. Been a while since I've seen her ex-neighbor RSDuke around too; I hope he's well. >>285538 If you're reading this, IHM: congratulations.
>>283557 Can we talk about how this bitch MOGS E-laine, bickers that's what I want to talk about right now

DroolKitty / Mace Dindu Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:00:54 ID: aa1181 No.286466 [Reply] [Last]
Discuss the unfunny tranny from Onion Farms who is larping (poorly) as a J0sh M00n fangirl in this thread. Also goes by Mace Dindu on OnionFarms. - claims to be a blonde 18 year old girl - claims to be in love with J0sh - attention whore - most obvious catfish attempt ever
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>>291034 he definitely won't be slaying your bussy, is that why you are so mad?
>>291035 nope, which is why i don't feel the need to come here to fight for his honor day and night. know you can't relate
>>291042 >fight for his honor day and night. I chalk it up to Dan and Null both being closeted gay.
DroolTardo, if you're still on this board please stop chasing Null bickers he's gay (homosexual) and also he doesn't really deserve it. He likes neko shota, much like Naught and Keffals. He's not into women or trans women.
Nvm, I forgot that telling someone NOT to chase someone is pretty much going to guarantee it happens. So go kick rocks or something.

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>290690 What the fuck does this have to do with Null you stupid faggot? If you are some faggot leftist who wants to obsess over right wingers do it elsewhere
>>290690 Weev is based and youre a fucking kike
>>290753 did weev actually get a swastika tattooed? holy fuck
>>290755 Yes, he did. It's genuinely impressive that you've managed to wander through the internet this long without stumbling upon the most basic piece of trivia about one of the most infamous trolls in history. Your commitment to remaining blissfully unaware is almost inspiring. He has a large swastika tattooed across his chest.
What do you think i could to, to get my son to Grt a job?!?

Unironic Ralphamale 08/21/2026 (Fri) 05:44:30 ID: 1da01d No.290246 [Reply]
Crazy incels who hate women are generally associated with the far right, but there is a seriously underrated corner of the internet full of lolcows and psychos on the left who, for nearly a decade now, have been forming a group claiming to represent the real, “enlightened” incels who understand that, for a truly socialist revolution to happen, women need to be killed, and that the greatest allies of women and feminism are capitalism and conservatives. Some circles on the left are aware that this group exists, since some troons and femboys occasionally align themselves with them, but outside of that, I almost never see these people mentioned anywhere. For anyone interested, I'll post some of their channels so you can follow them yourselves, including the manifestos they publish online claiming that all women will either be brutally killed or thrown into breeding farms once the revolution happens. Some of these channels and incels have disappeared over the years, but they're easy enough to find bickers they exist within a kind of incestuous community where they are constantly streaming, appearing on each other's streams, or subscribing to one another. Nowadays, they are generally calling themselves PMC (Pro Male Collectivism). Each video is a different channel from this collective, featuring a femboy known for trying to make a boy kill his sister. https://youtu.be/CRcdoZJeQfs https://youtu.be/TJ76VzuQdmc https://youtu.be/FOWg6Fkm1UI

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>>290563 Troons, libtards, what's the difference really
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>Women have, as a whole, become so incredibly manipulated by the internet and false philosphies relating to their supposed success and "taking over of the world" that they have all completely lost their way. They are shit. >I remember a time when were able to work together as a society. Now? I can't go on a single date without the girl trying to exert control in one way or another. It's fucking ridiculous. >All the stupid lies that drive their bullshit in the mainstream. The shit anger, for no reason! The bullshit victimization of white-ass, wealthy spoiled little shits. >It's not even just the women anymore!! Feminism has become the face of mllenial frat boys too. It's the new bourgeois. >They can go to hell for all I care. Eh, based. OP is a fag.
I hate when women try to have autonomy on the first date with a complete stranger 😡 I know I'd be a great life partner for my live in sexmaid, muh 1950s trad memes and Norman Rockwell paintings don't mention anything about the rampant abuse or the housewife druggie epidemic or the suicide rate of women who were denied the right to divorce, so they obviously weren't real
>>290665 >my live in sexmaid, muh 1950s trad memes and Norman Rockwell paintings Why does this in particular trigger you? >rampant abuse or the housewife druggie epidemic or the suicide rate Didn't happen. >women who were denied the right to divorce Good. Cry some more crocodile tears.
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>I mistakenly considered women "human" Common mistake.

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