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Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2025 (Fri) 10:01:36 ID: fb0da1 No.271165 [Reply]
Shartyfags are some of the biggest mojcaesar187ags and degenerates on the internet at the moment. How a cartoon bald man woth glasses devolves into petty doxing, Discord cabals, admin drama, and autism all around is beyond me. Notoriously, two of the sites admins (Kuz and Froot) have had two major Discord chat leaks that paint humiliating portraits of the inner workings of the site, with the former facing allegations of sharing feet pics of children in his Discord server. https://wiki.soyjak.st/Kuz https://archive.is/kAa5g The Sharty, much like foxdick farms and Null, are pro-censorship morality policers that stoop to levels of deplatforming under the guise of "trolling", specifically doxing people under the banner of a gay "greater cause" to erase "degenerate" cocks or whatever. Recent example is with Encyclopedia Dramatica, with them falsely claiming it has CSAM on it and encouraging users to report it to CuckFlare. http://soyjak.st/raid/thread/205750.html There is also a deeper rabbit hole with things like "der cord", breakaways like the UTTP, 764, Zukencord, etc that became too much for the site to handle, and becoming worse than the Sharty. I'll also link the 8chan thread on /b/ about it since it provides good info. https://8chan.moe/b/res/474654.html
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Kuz era sharty was the best era of the sharty. In fact the sharty was simply just better when going on there meant you had to risk seeing CP, it kept these hall monitor moral-fag speds away from the site.
>>291680 >>291682 Never used the Shitty in the first place and never will, pedo. Kek
>>291373 courtesy of SNCAPedia

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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply] [Last]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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This is why Daniel needs to be reminded constantly about Null's pedo activities during Blockland, otherwise he might forget, with his gold-fish tier memory. So it has to be brought up all the time to remind him.
>>291675 >Cokehead Interesting insult considering I've always said how much I dislike stimulants. A certain kiddy diddler skeleton from Cuck Island has this curious inability to insult others without repeating things that have been said about her. Do you think there's any correlation?
>>291678 >I've always said how much I dislike stimulants. You mean after you tried them, I see. >A certain kiddy diddler skeleton from Cuck Island More like she is living rent free in your head.
The burn was too strong I guess.
>>291713 My bad >>291679 Yes. No.

Daniel Lopez / Chemo / Cancer ♥ Season 2 Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:15:16 ID: 05074f No.286403 [Reply] [Last]
This board's resident loony.
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>>291620 Then off yourself instead of posting here if you having nothing to add.
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MANDATORY bump since Daniel is still posting and hasn't killed himself.
>>291625 Look I’m dating a three year old with leukemia and were going through a lot right now, my heart just isn’t in this anymore.
>>291691 Enjoy prison.

KampungBoy/Yeop Unironic Ralphamale 06/30/2026 (Tue) 23:00:46 ID: 1c1b6c No.288527 [Reply] [Last]
J0sh Moon's number one gay-log, yapper.
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So funny how uninterested PoonDood is in Jösh lore when he can't use it to smear him as a p3do. The whole pigeon/banana pepper saga is very well documented on old archives of MATI with many pictures of the plants and pigeons growing from egg to adults, the picture he posted being the last one of the pigeons (parents and fully grown babies together), but this number one Jösh alog cannot find the time in between reading Blockland posts from 2011 to look into it. Probably bickers it actually makes Jösh look cute and wholesome plus confirms he did actually live abroad for a long time.
He harps on about Blockland bickers he is actually an incredibly shitty researcher (see Lidl Drip faildox) and too focused on trying to find evidence to support his own projections/headcanon instead of following it to any logical conclusions.
Still rimming R4lphs anus daily, its tough being a brown third world incel, some days poop from R4lphs ass is the only thing he has to eat all day.
Not gonna screenshot it all but this guy is currently having a proper meltdown posting 100 tweets a minute seething about Jösh.
>>291656 >>291657 >>291687 >>291689 You ever get bored of talking to yourself with zero engagement, since nobody else can stand you.

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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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I don't know who owned the tent in the picture, but I'm guessing there was probably some shota manga comic book in it. I can't prove it though, just a guess.
Daniel dox
Have to bump the other Daniel thread now since someone doesn't know how to keep their stupid mouth shut, when they should keep it shut.
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Daniel house

Unironic Ralphamale 08/21/2026 (Fri) 05:44:30 ID: 1da01d No.290246 [Reply]
Crazy incels who hate women are generally associated with the far right, but there is a seriously underrated corner of the internet full of lolcows and psychos on the left who, for nearly a decade now, have been forming a group claiming to represent the real, “enlightened” incels who understand that, for a truly socialist revolution to happen, women need to be killed, and that the greatest allies of women and feminism are capitalism and conservatives. Some circles on the left are aware that this group exists, since some troons and femboys occasionally align themselves with them, but outside of that, I almost never see these people mentioned anywhere. For anyone interested, I'll post some of their channels so you can follow them yourselves, including the manifestos they publish online claiming that all women will either be brutally killed or thrown into breeding farms once the revolution happens. Some of these channels and incels have disappeared over the years, but they're easy enough to find bickers they exist within a kind of incestuous community where they are constantly streaming, appearing on each other's streams, or subscribing to one another. Nowadays, they are generally calling themselves PMC (Pro Male Collectivism). Each video is a different channel from this collective, featuring a femboy known for trying to make a boy kill his sister. https://youtu.be/CRcdoZJeQfs https://youtu.be/TJ76VzuQdmc https://youtu.be/FOWg6Fkm1UI

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>Women have, as a whole, become so incredibly manipulated by the internet and false philosphies relating to their supposed success and "taking over of the world" that they have all completely lost their way. They are shit. >I remember a time when were able to work together as a society. Now? I can't go on a single date without the girl trying to exert control in one way or another. It's fucking ridiculous. >All the stupid lies that drive their bullshit in the mainstream. The shit anger, for no reason! The bullshit victimization of white-ass, wealthy spoiled little shits. >It's not even just the women anymore!! Feminism has become the face of mllenial frat boys too. It's the new bourgeois. >They can go to hell for all I care. Eh, based. OP is a fag.
I hate when women try to have autonomy on the first date with a complete stranger 😡 I know I'd be a great life partner for my live in sexmaid, muh 1950s trad memes and Norman Rockwell paintings don't mention anything about the rampant abuse or the housewife druggie epidemic or the suicide rate of women who were denied the right to divorce, so they obviously weren't real
>>290665 >my live in sexmaid, muh 1950s trad memes and Norman Rockwell paintings Why does this in particular trigger you? >rampant abuse or the housewife druggie epidemic or the suicide rate Didn't happen. >women who were denied the right to divorce Good. Cry some more crocodile tears.
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>I mistakenly considered women "human" Common mistake.
Bump for unabashed woman hate.

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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577 [Reply] [Last]
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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This for example. Just no.
>Brain-Computer Interface This (the external version of it) is the only thing these idiots shill that I have some sympathy for, but I still don't really see the point. Either you have to take the thing on and off, or you leave it on all the time and live in a nightmare. Just use a fucking mouse, or maybe a video game controller. Or better yet, take a walk.
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>Not directly related to Musk but Trump is shilling for Grok and ChatGPT anyway Replacing realtors and bank employees with chatbots is certainly going to keep home ownership a "Dream".
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They yearn for Facebook.
“The Phone That Wouldn’t Die” Original absurdist thrash-metal lyrics [Verse 1] Black glass sleeping on the nightstand, Battery’s a tombstone, screen a frozen eye. Then a tiny voice crawls out of the speaker: “Limited-time offer—your doom is nigh!” I check the cords, I check the ceiling, A moth in the lampshade starts revealing A coupon code in ancient flame— The toaster whispers my username. [Pre-Chorus] Dead phone! Still it sings!

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply] [Last]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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That Mario profile pic immediately gives me Angry Canadian vibes.
(Who is another pedo so of course he'd follow Naught)
Funny how literrary every secondary admin on Onion Fags except that one in the background who did most of the work ("Esquire") has been a pedo, ak-shually. Just noticing things.
Allah forgive me, though, surely Ken and Dan weren't pedos. PBUH Mohammad forbid it.
<German whore who cucked TheTheGatorGamerGamer while e was living in Germany What is that even in reference to? I'm interested in hearing some Jewish bullshit Elame fantasy nonsense, at the moment. Please elucidate.

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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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We need to talk about how Fagmin turns the server off at convenient times. He won't like this, but it's going to be mentioned anyway.
Fagmin probably going to nuke this whole board soon upon the advice of JEWS, by the looks of things. Prove me wrong.
Bump this thread too I guess since he's a faggot
Interesting thread
Site runs like ass half the time for "no reason" and it's behind Cloudflare, so I know it's not DDoS attacks. Not sure if it using bulletin board technology from 1995 would make the performance better or worse.

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>290753 did weev actually get a swastika tattooed? holy fuck
>>290755 Yes, he did. It's genuinely impressive that you've managed to wander through the internet this long without stumbling upon the most basic piece of trivia about one of the most infamous trolls in history. Your commitment to remaining blissfully unaware is almost inspiring. He has a large swastika tattooed across his chest.
What do you think i could to, to get my son to Grt a job?!?
>>290955 Gee idk. Doesn't seem like it's ever going to be happening.
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trans rights human rights

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