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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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>>269025 Who gives a shit lol. Fuck 4kike and anyone who was still posting on it.
>>39419 4Chan is dead lmao
Top F'g Kek >"And so it begins, the great griftening of our times..." SEND MOAR SHEQELS NAO PLOX!111 https://junkuchan.org/shelter/thread/12472.html#12523
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>>269069 >4chan blog >tumblr Wew kad http://4chan.tumblr.com/
I just found this nostalgizing about 4chan by a Xhitter cuck to be highly ironic.

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Please address rampant anorectal violence & misinformation. Toad 11/15/2020 (Sun) 07:08:50 No.90371 [Reply] [Last]
Blatantly injurious erotic anorectal violence—involving a combination of rapid thrusting, a girthy penis/object, and a prolonged duration—is rampant worldwide, facilitated by widespread ignorance (often willful), apathy, and misinformation. It is impossible for resultant anal and rectal injuries and serious/chronic/permanent health consequences to be uncommon due to the anorectum's fragility relating to its anatomy and neuromuscular physiology [References: Anorectal Risks 1-3]. That is why such abuse must constitute severely criminal behavior when more than one person is involved—especially when considering additional factors such as a severely (self-)destructive mental disorder, a strong judgment-impairing drug, etc. Pornography featuring at least anoreceptive abuse can have numerous effects on some viewers. Possibilities include serving as inspiration for their own activities, conditioning them to be aroused by suffering, and contributing to development of associated mental pathology: sexual sadism disorder, sexual masochism disorder, and perhaps even psychopathy at least for younger individuals. [References: Trends & Associations] People with those destructive inclinations currently are having a field day particularly with anoreceptive abuse and spreading disinformation. Some pornography companies are knowingly participating in and/or taking advantage of this situation. All of that is promoting societal decadence.
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>>91847 > it seems as if no one is even fucking listening. Why are these matters I've been crusading over for so many years STILL not being addressed with serious and effective action by many people? I answered my own question: no one is even fucking listening, that's why. "Bad times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times."
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>>94792 >>95865 I've changed my mind again: I've toned things down in the "justice" paste for now (the image is related). I've also decided to de-emphasize "wp" (the Wikipedia critique). Perhaps Wikipedia is a lost cause. >>95758 Now I can "dump and run" without worrying about people using my judgments quite as effectively against me. >>91847 I'll probably focus more on my strongest fetish. I want more fap material. This will be my last post in this thread unless someone else gives me a reason to post in it again.
Educational thread with very important information
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dis you OP?
>>274048 Why are you posting a video of some BPDemon (didn't watch)

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>273845 That was rather informative, thanks.
>>273845 I've seen Andy Pires grooms 16 year olds audience members post things like: "Who is G0dwinson? Who is Surfer? Who is Baked Alaska?"
>>273984 None of those three people are relevant in current year and if you think they're are, you may be autistic.
>>274037 I think the point is their audience consists of clueless foxdick zoomers, you autist.
>>274054 >crying w.easel lol

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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>>273223 wouldnt be surprised if he flagged himself.
>>272192 trihard.
>>273369 Try sucking my dick.
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>>273548 ok, whip it out big boy.

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alternative to archive.is Anonymous 04/20/2020 (Mon) 16:23:05 ID: 708942 No.44888 [Reply]
This seems fairly legit and stable: https://xspherenet.net/ Hope you might find it interesting, anon.
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But web.archive.org does work on tor. Why didn't you use it?
>>44888 >>45775 >>45776 Did you seriously shill your newest IP scraper two days AFTER leaking users IP's bickers they were mean to you?
>>46507 Date of leak is in the pic retard. 2 days before >>45775
>>44888 Very important suggestion, will consider checking it out

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Dark Ninja Chomoo 11/22/2023 (Wed) 16:52:58 ID: 344c90 No.233876 [Reply]
It's been tough. Meme's hurt and Ninja is unable to meme back.
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>>273659 Honestly I don't think Ninja is a diddla or anything, I buy his story. Is he retarded? Should he stay out of the hunter game? Is he a coward who wouldn't hang out with me IRL? Yes, all of the above. But my defense of him was never ironic. I get his cowdom bickers he shoots from the hip and gets in the ring when he's obviously outmatched but he does mean well. People sneeding at him are weird faggots that could have got caught up by a sting if it was anyone more competent than Ninja. Still, big shout-out to the Raza and the homie, it's too bad you don't have more White admixture
>>273660 Hes a sweaty gamer for sure
Yes, Plate Porch Monkeys have been saying and repeating all of this for years, I don't care.
>>273667 Hey those screens from KOP are very credible. Who would know what a sweaty gamer looks like better than the man who said his dad shit his pants and did nothing wrong until recently
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>>273662 Is the liltay enjoy Bryan dunn posting these?

chris chan thread Toad 06/30/2021 (Wed) 00:04:58 ID: 7ddbe7 No.107824 [Reply] [Last]
this is a chris chan thread
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>>273578 Not me, thanks for constantly thinking about me though, loser lol. You'd think I mattered the way you faggots can't get me out of your heads 💅🏻
>>273594 Process of deduction: I see a Daniel post, it's Daniel. Doesn't just pop up out of nothing.
>>273596 No, you're an obsessed faggot who sees me everywhere bickers I blew out your bussy and can't get over the fact you'll never repay that feeling even 10%, bickers I don't remotely care how you feel and I love myself. Really bro, think about it. I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. It's insane that you think your faggot words do anything but strengthen my resolve. Ignoring me "might" make me fuck off but even then I'll talk about my favorite subject
>>273668 <Mad and buttblasted as always about random forum posters from a year ago
>>273668 >I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. Damn the panhandling business is good these days

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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>>273201 lmao, how did naught hurt you?
>>273201 Edgesphere G​AMERGATEs take pride in being "harmful". His close association with Horselame is enough for me to consider him one of them
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On Twitter, Naught tries to groom @TravLeBlanc to join Skid Farms. I believe this is the second attempt by someone from Elame's gang to groom Trav. But it turns out that schizo Trav isn't very groomable. (Tried to archive this Twitter thread, but the archive site was blocked for some reason.)
Something something sweaty gamer
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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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Fat talks about her interest in abusing and grooming male children, by injecting them with puberty blockers to prevent them from developing properly into adults.
Fat
I'd smash tee bee honest fam
>>273597 Why tho. That down bad?
>>273599 To assert dominance over a communist

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Trying to de-lolcow GnosticMindTrain Anonymous 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:59:25 ID: 5b63e4 No.270439 [Reply]
I'm not sure exactly what GnosticMindTrain's deal is with catching trolls and 'stalkers' like flies. It's perhaps some group of people he had connections to that won't let go. I've been watching his stuff and am not happy to see that he's getting hate bickers his vids are pretty cool. And seeing his latest video, I want to at least take action somehow to 'help' the guy. Not as a stalker but just as a well meaning somebody. He said he's coming back on the 17th of July so I want whatever he finds first to be this thread. This seems to be the only place out there he is publicly active on. Hey man! I'm vying for you. Dont listen to whoever says whatever and however they say it about you, and do what you like. The haters want exactly what you're planning which is deleting the channel. I suggest to not listen to them, do what your mother recommends and that's to not give them the space in your mind they want to occupy. Ill meaning people are kind of like dogs, they'll scatter when you throw pebbles and they'll leave you alone when you ignore them. I know reacting is easy when they're all the attention the channel gets but don't let it get to you. You have really interesting rants and itd be awful to see it go to waste Can't talk to you personally but wherever you are I'll be there occasonially. Don't know what else to say besides this. AMA but I wont answer for sure Never give up
wow
He will never stop being an ugly retard with a low IQ

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