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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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These copium mating tactics actually work. But you have to complete them with IRL shit, like actively shitting on people and backstabbing them and just overall lying. Not for everyone. But they do work. I've seen them work even for people who are self-proclaimed "the worst losers".
be strong Tornie! you will need at LEAST over 9 kids and over 9000 jobs to stop that neverending feeling that you are a grand wizard fighting an evil empire of normies but taking it seriously philosophically too you know
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as a last side note though. JEWS, I hope you read all this. You are one of the most pathetic individuals still left on the internet. Trying to be above mentally and physically retarded. You are worse than most people described here :) bye guys!
ho-lee, and here i thought this thread was dead eksdee Alex, seriously, you need to stop living in 2017. "Nothing ever happens", I know, but time still goes on. All of the ppl whose strawmen you're still obsessing over (out of those that i know at least) have moved on from wizchan years ago. YEARS, my dude. Your ramblings look like a warped image from the past to any onlooker that is in the actual know (of which there are probably like 2 at most that bother checking this place every couple months or so). Just move on already. And stop calling generic internet retards "psychos". As a bona fide psychopath (or smth adjacent) yourself you of all ppl should know that's giving them too much credit and is simply untrue. Anyway, "happy" new year (it's 2025 outside btw).

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Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
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Bump.
Alog made the turkey hoes submit to his 6 inch wonder dick, can you fools say likewise?
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Today's the day. I am ready.
>>20078 Yo JEWS, someone did an interview with your boy a couple of months ago https://youtu.be/GdAMDPy3280

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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Dudes like this one are why incels have such a bad fame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m51wpc6nXpw&ab_channel=GnosticMindTrain
He's leaving, this time believe him! He's super serious! Anyway a playlist of all the times he wanted attention and was unable to leave. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9rkW9boVNqJy3PlaO-K-Ezw0nlNnMdiQ&si=eSkTT0gXQAjw9GUk
He doesn't look or sound Jewish.
>>261708 Now that's pure cope, buddy.
>>261708 His nose is even uglier than yours, JEWS.

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Kalea Summer Little / Lav / Lavlune / phemoid / Lavenderlunee / bratmitzvah / deeplyunpopularwoman / goatgirl666 Unironic Ralphamale 04/06/2023 (Thu) 05:16:54 ID: 6d34a6 No.201302 [Reply]
Kalea Summer Little / Lav is a 24 year old, born 21 July 1998, former prostitute, OnlyFans whore & streamer who'll do anything for attention, has no morals or principles and a body mostly consisting of drugs, makeup, scars, Dollar Store-tattoos and lip filler. With all that said, she is cute ngl, I'd fuck her and expect her to show up to /cow/ shortly and peel off a few simps like the harlot she is.
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cow crossover with john walker flynt
>>203435 You mean the John Flynt that harassed his university newspaper so severely that they had him banned from the premises? The John Flynt with a history of stalking harassment against women who then transitioned MTF, took the name Brianna Wu, developed a hilariously sexist videogame, and started a relationship with Frank Wu, an artist with rumors of sexually harassing behaviour towards young female colleagues?
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When is this whore going back on the whatever podcast?
If she wasn't a whore, she would be perfectly marriagable

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Archiving 8/cow/ Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 06:30:00 ID: 3ab41d No.150 [Reply]
Gentlemen, I think it's important that we consider archiving as many threads from 8/cow/ as possible in case archive.fo/is gets bullied into removing their archives of 8chan threads. I'll be backing up what I can but it'd be helpful if some other anons could help with this. It would really be a shame to lose all those threads and be forced to rely on foxdick to retrieve the information contained within them. I'm not even sure foxdick has most of the information considering how much Jewsh suppresses the content over there to protect his beloved cows.

>We
Also need to probably make sure to backup all archives of the Rational skeptics thread to preserve them.

Some links to help you get started in case you want to help out in the effort.

>Archive of catalog, helpful for finding links to individual threads that might be archived
https://archive.fo/https://8ch.net/cow/catalog.html

>Link to all archives of the Cyclical thread
https://archive.fo/https://8ch.net/cow/res/390723.html

>tor node to access 8chan/cow over tor to pull any content that isn't in archives already
http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/cow/index.html

Please try to save all information as html instead of just taking screencaps. If screencaps are needed they can be made from the html/page backups. Try to make sure you get all the images with the html page itself to preserve OC for future generations.

When I wake up I'll get started backing up as much as I can myself. If 8ch remains offline much longer I'll also start making threads for things that weren't part of the cyclical thread.
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does anyone has the archives of the last time that TRSPERG posted? or when godwinson rant about how shit Ashton lost in the debate against Jewsh
>>157681 TRSperg last posted when gaytor got doxxxed in February.
important thread
>>23569 i archived alot of 8chan on ghostarchive too in case https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https%3A%2F%2F8ch.net
>>260459 Thank you anon.

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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply] [Last]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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to be fair bee has always been shit
>>249876 >long filename substituting an actual post I can identify a wrist post when i see one.
>>250463 >muh Wrist Dolphin won, Jon. Your sites are dead and you are a pedo
is Koipedo and Acidkike still butthurt with Eden?
Sturgeon is a faggot as pathetic as Mark and Acidkike. Eden won.

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josh is baste Anonymous 05/03/2020 (Sun) 04:58:43 ID: 6ef395 No.46952 [Reply]
very based jew
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Is Jewshua Moonstein actually Jewish? I noticed on his recent MATI trans streams where talks about tranny cocks he seemed to support Trump for president of the Jewnited States. One of his favorite memes which brings him great joy is Hila Klein gunning down Palestinian children. He also spends hours discussing at length tranny cocks but will not give any updates on the Israeli war. He claims to not be on either side of the war but methinks he is trying to appeal to the massive Jewish members of the farms who donate to his trans streams.
At the end of last MATI stream, someone named Jewcifero (who donates in chat all the time) said he supports Israel bickers it makes trannies mad, and Jewsh responded something like "that's the way to do it". You may notice Jewsh doesn't go too hard on Israel. He seems buck broken like Kanye and Nick Cannon. His X account was banned for offending the Zionists on D-Day and if he pisses off the Israeli Kiwis then he risks losing shekels. Elon was supposed to liberate us from the evil clutches of censorship but nothing has changed.
>>253193 Has he said anything about Bennie coming to the US?
>>253992 In the recent stream about Mr Beast's tranny friend he said that he supports Israel and feminism. He doesn't have enough time to talk about both trannies and Bibi's war crimes, and he's definitely not being bias about the topics he chooses to discuss on stream.
no he isnt check the other jewsh thread for resources

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Sprate Header / SprateH / Sprate / Sprate@nicecrewdigital / Mister Metokur's New Writer Unironic Ralphamale 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:54:33 ID: 7facc7 No.252665 [Reply]
Let me introduce you to Sprate Header aka Mister Metokur new writer & the savior of Foxdick Farms! Sprate is a P E D O defender, hypocrite of the highest caliber and a pathological liar. Sprate somehow manages to fuck up EVERYTHING & always boxes his own shadow, revealing his deep insecurity. Sprate vs Torswats Sprate has spent a year on his autistic crusade, looking in every nook and cranny for the Satanic P E D O menace, trying to bolster his cred as Foxdick Farm's finest. However, Sprate's ultimate project also fully revealed Sprate, getting countless details wrong in his thread! REMINDER: Sprate had 0 to do with Alan "Torswats" Filion's arrest, he can''t ever address that Foxdick Farms had no impact on "Torswats" & in fact muddied the waters for the swatters! Soon after Sprate's Torswats thread came out, Sprate not only allowed Kinochet to spread the false rumor Bryan Dunn was the swatter for weeks unquestioned, but Sprate went onto lie to TheTheGatorGamerGamer Metokur directly saying KOP admitted to being the swatter in a now DELETED comment(first screenshot). This directly lead to Bryan Dunn getting swatted, which Sprate encouraged with his actions. Whether or not Bryan Dunn deserved it is another matter, Sprate is anti-swat but encourages BS harassment campaigns leading to swats. Sprate used his Torswats thread to become the "authority" on torswats, only to then falsely accuse Bryan Dunn of being a murderer as a "joke"! Sprate's thread has countless errors, from accusing KOP of being involved solely from the swatter mentioning KOP in a few posts, to saying a "Lizard" character is involved with 0 proof other than the delusional P E D O DJ axle. None of this has been addressed almost a year later, why? Notably, one of Sprate's top sources on the Torswats group is a former swatter & P E D O tranny named "Naught" (https://archive.ph/hJJsH), Sprate works with chomo crossdressers Sprate does everything to appeal to Mister Metokike & TheTheGatorGamerGamer Moon, begging for the attention of and attempting to prove himself to his two e-daddy heroes non-stop. He'll gladly lie, twist and do anything just for a crumb of clout from either of his father figures. One of Sprate's fatal flaws is he considers any association to be endorsement, but never applies that standard to himself. Sprate isn't his own man or a trendsetter, just a stooge looking to fulfill a "lolcow" quota rather than have fun.

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All people who post on kf are losers.
>>252665 Hey op are you mentally retarded? Easiest thing to notice about Martin, he's American. He isn't actually an Italian nor is he actually celebrating fucking 14 yos, if it wasn't obvious with him using "prudish Americans" or "christofascist", did you want him to do the "/s" plebbit thing? The reason Sprate needs to get fried in a comically large frying pan is bickers he's a mental retard who spends most of his free time on a gossip forum. You do that too so promptly end your life
>>256376 bickers* And you dont spend most of your time in a gossip forum, it's actually a gossip imageboard
>>256377 Nigger bickers bickers bickers bickers

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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So um, >we already have a thread for this and it's uh pinned so yeah... Lurkmoar onionboys
>>247298 He's referring to the quickly deleted stream that Jewsh did immediately after the Christchurch shooting. I don't have an archive but it went about as expected. "HE WASN'T WRONG! THEY REALLY DO BE INVADING! HAHAHA, LET'S WATCH THIS WOMAN CRY FOR HELP ON LOOP FOR A WHILE"
>>247869 No. It was years before Christchurch. Weev took an interest in KF as a way to recruit spastics to muh dissident right. Fatherless TheTheGatorGamerGamer got excited about the attention from an e-famous e-daddy and tried to impress Weev. TheTheGatorGamerGamer wrote this giant textwall essay about muh white genocide and muh great replacement and posted it on KF. He went full /pol/ spastic and deliberately attracted all the other /pol/ spastics who promptly ruined the site forever. The whole reason TheTheGatorGamerGamer went to Moldova/Ukraine was to try hang around Weev IRL. Weev was living in Transnistria at the time. Of course TheTheGatorGamerGamer also needed a cheap place to live at the time bickers his long-suffering mother had finally thrown him out bickers the Donny Long disaster got her sacked from her realty job bickers spastics spammed CP to every email address in her company. This is basic KF history. I guess you cunts must all be newfriends.

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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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Sorry janny, didn't realize you want this shit spoilered. Will do so going forward
the people who fuck with this chick in current day were considered cows back in the day of 8ch /cow/ https://archive.fo/7xJRR
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>the people who fuck with this chick in current day were considered cows back in the day of 8ch /cow/ https://archive.fo/7xJRR

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