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Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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Can someone give me the rundown on why Гунт hates foxdickfarms and JAHSHOOA CAHNNER MOOOOON so much?
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Nipcat##EenLXC 10/02/2021 (Sat) 15:52:11 ID: e7c93c No.121474 [Reply]
Hello. I'm ex-moderator on heyuri/gurochan and kuz is fucking insane. He lets people post baby porn on his irc and fired me for being a "traitor" Here's screenshot/picrel. please guys stop supporting him, he's a terrible human being magi (kuz's friend) used to post "children feet" in the kolyma discord with kuz, and they would joke about him posting more extreme cocks in private channels I'm here to expose him and his pedophilic friend
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And here's his pedophilic baby pornographer friends face
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And here's his pedophilic baby pornographer friends face
Why does kuz buy so many imageboards?
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u r nut cualified
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u r nut cualified?

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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909 [Reply] [Last]
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/
https://www.instagram.com/pstomlinson/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4729556.Patrick_S_Tomlinson
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he seems kinda based to me
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Don't know if any of you alogs are OnA guys but Fatrick Tomlinson did an interview with a totally real Huffington Post journalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFnModB9tlc Fatrick admits he's sunk 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS already into his frivolous lawsuit tryingn to sue the internet for calling him fat online. He specifies he DOES NOT WANT this information public lol. He also says if his case gets thrown out he'll be on the hook for a further 17k to pay to the guy who runs OnA forums and sounds like he's about to cry. He also gets out of breath several times in the interview just from talking (NOT FAT BY ANY MEDICAL DEFINITION, CHILD)
>>118392 Part 2 of the Fatrick leaks came out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljC-khqxV1s
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>>119237 Also an interesting article written by the guy posing as a Huffpo journo. https://archive.md/JVJJy
Part 5 is out. Josiah revealed himself to Fatrick, and Fatrick loses it. https://nanaimg.net/fatrick

StephenLynx Pornhub videos Sergio A. Vianna (StephenLynx) 09/18/2019 (Wed) 22:36:09 No.7595 [Reply] [Last]
Hi, my name is Sergio A. Vianna and I'm from Petrópolis, Brazil. I'm known online as StephenLynx and I'm the developer of the imageboard software LynxChan.
I'm also a filthy degenerate faggot who made porn videos and uploaded them to Pornhub. However recently (out of fear for bad PR) I have deleted my Pornhub profile. Thankfully all my uploaded videos are still live though. I have also downloaded them and uploaded them into a MEGA.nz folder archive. Please enjoy please.

Cumming a little: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8eeb564ec9
Daily buttplug training close up: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd08b3ca8435
Having a cuppa: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd39aafa48d2
Riding new toya: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd4b92d73640
Self bondate: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd0fd28e9a0d
Training deepthroating: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8ccdc71036
Trying new cock cage: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bda726f26609
Using my buttplug and crossdressing (made for the now defunct imageboard Mewch.net): https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bcfc68cd39cc
WE HD NAO :3: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd24ed64e91b
#YESHIM: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd65ad477c25

Link to the MEGA.nz archive: https://mega.nz/#F!pqhgVABK!rgSaCw2R49bScdIyYS7pYg
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That's it. The entire Internet has been created and maintained by the worst people on Earth. From imageboards to social media, news aggregates to basic internet forums, it's all run by unrepentantly horrible people, some of whom have better PR teams than the others. I just want to discuss hobbies with likeminded individuals from around the world without needing a sick fuck's website or application to do it. It's all I've ever wanted in regards to internet communication. Let me guess, the next reality check is that real life is just as full of these kinds of people in positions of power/influence, no matter how petty their fiefdom?
>>116814 Do you know where you are?
>>89124 The Catbox link to a zip with all his disgusting faggot videos still works.
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Mumkey Jones Thread Anonymous 08/22/2019 (Thu) 08:47:39 ID: b9d450 No.3046 [Reply]
Figured I should start with some OC. I'll re-edit it to be more NSFW if you guys like it.
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>>98988 some loser e-celeb who make videos from shit he read from foxdickfarms, even tho he's a lolcow like Jewsh and Bryan also a consoomer and a frequent guest on Emptyhero streams, even tho emptyhero fans fucking hate him
He's not a lolcow, he's not that entertaining either. A lot of his videos are cringe and desperate "look at me, please. I need money." type videos, but that's true of plenty of youtubers. In regards to the girl, curiously her pics aren't posted here. She was petite and physically attractive. He filmed himself fucking some stereotypical internet tomboy. I get it, what schlubb wouldn't? That she had a nasty fetish hardly reflects on him. I hate furries, but that alone doesn't make someone a lolcow. A degenerate, sure, but not a lolcow. She chose a 16 year old over him. Repeatedly. So he dumped her and moved on and has slipped deep into depression. Okay, pretty standard young guy stuff these days.
>>114413 >not a lolcow <describes lolcow behaviour anyone obsessed with Elliot Rodger is a lolcow
>>3052 I still need to watch the whole record of his sex tapes
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Victory celebration thread against hentai nazis Anonymous 05/01/2020 (Fri) 06:34:02 ID: 6bcca2 No.46720 [Reply]
We won imageboard war guys. Anime pedos are dead. RESETERA BAY BAY It was this fucking easy.
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>>54167 based
>>54167 A proud pedophile. You should go tell your mother, she will praise you for your bravery. Stop hiding yourself on anonymous imageboards. Time have changed, scream it out for everybody to hear I AM A PROUD CHILD FUCKER
dead board, Toad McKinley won
>>46720 >pedos are dead Did resetera get shut down or something?
fagsite confirmed for reddit newfags

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Unmasking Yuri Kuznetsov 04/15/2021 (Thu) 14:09:56 ID: 6f79da No.100799 [Reply]
There's too much to cover, and it's still being documented as there is a Russian language barrier, but I will try my best: https://archive.is/S94a6 < best source to continue https://archive.is/4uRu6 His ISP: https://archive.is/gQymH https://archive.is/fwdj1 tl;dr he is basically the Alt-Chan-Federation if it existed in Russia, that wanted to expand other imageboards so long as they are popular. He's Toad McKinley Watkins with crippling autism. Not even Luke Delf/dolphinpedo has anything as near as this guy. waiting on heyuri 2016 collage that documented more stuff
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>>100909 of course you would spic faggot fuentes. god damn republicans and democrats really are the same when it comes to their insufferable faggotry.
>>101658 kami has an 8inch cock
>>100801 source?
>>109605 based red guards make mentally ill pedos cry

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Tokiko/2kike/Robert Brown: The pedo clique, damage control, and self victimization Toad 07/12/2021 (Mon) 00:59:33 ID: fca72c No.109465 [Reply]
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD Name: Robert Brown/tokiko Robert is a self proclaimed master philosopher (LARP), pedophile, and proffessional damage controller THE SEETHE BEGINS Robert is a confirmed antifa member, he boasts about attending BLM rallies and got extremely buttmad when another person compared them to the KKK, he truly believes himself to be one of the great anarcho-communist philosophers of our time. On june 25th, Roberts computer broke. He complained to "kuz" (russian schizo who is known to be very wealthy) to help fix it. Kuz said no and that he needs to do development work for him first. Robert, the mentally unstable pedophile he is, freaked out, said kuz was "mocking him" and a "Terrible friend", then he went onto his tranny fed-board (literal fed board, as in federation) and lied about being an "employee" of kuz and being abused for labor. Commies at their finest. After being called out about this, he comes whining back to kuz saying he now needs 300$ to fund some raspberry pi project he wants to do, kuz says no. He freaks again, bans kuz from all his websites and starts lying about a bunch of random people, saying they abused him for labor, and then DOXES (https://multichan.sageru.org/threads/ripirc/1624566665/) his own friend for "manipulating" him. Can dish it out but cant take it Recently, as you would expect, some people called him out for this. What does he do? What any self respecting egotistical tranny does: Edit posts!

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I dont know how much truth this thread has to it, but I know its made with an agenda. This thread was probably made by kuz's army of literal paid trolls (https://www.kolyma.org/jobs/) who he uses to go and harass people who he doesnt like. I hate antifa and commies as much as the next guy, but im pretty sure this is just another internet battle ground for kuzs trolls, if not kuz himself, although im pretty sure he himself is in jail at the moment. On the other hand, tokiko is friends with https://alogs.theГунтretort.com/cow/res/70142.html and a moderator of the #jp pedo cult on sageru.org why dont you two take your bitch squabbling elsewhere and stop making threads about eachother here.
>>109578 i see your trying to make it look like 2-sided conflict. go back to damage controlling your dead pedo board
>>109578 >im pretty sure he himself is in jail at the moment. >On the other hand, tokiko is friends with >>70142 and a moderator of the #jp pedo cult on sageru.org citations? I'm confident “tokiko” knows nothing about “John”, but “kuz” knowing John 💯%. In fact, I'm willing to bet that's one of his “Eden” goons.
This robert shizo claims that kuz has stolen $400,000 in wages despite probably not even hiring more than 10 people for his 2 year old site http://0chan.vip/threads/kuzlol/1623938026/

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Emily Artful Toad 06/16/2021 (Wed) 16:14:33 ID: 5971ea No.106361 [Reply]
Ok bro's I don't know much about this person. But I stumbled upon this entirely schizophrenic woman's video. It might be interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3xHC4GwNrQ here is a related video about the drama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AioU7yTjUQ I am a suspicion this is all Kayfab to get e-fame.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>106367 As I understand it she went to a Goober Gobber ant-feminist phase and the dude she was dating at the time is apart of that clique and the Dudes new GF, who seems like the type of person who would use Foxdicks, was allegedly trying to turn her into a lolcow with false allegations or something. This allegedly has been exposed and the video was a tell all on how she was stalked by the internet. Yet all I can find is people Grifting off the drama trying to dunk on this CreepShow person and asking for Likes and Subscriptions. Thus I have a hunch this is all Kayfabe with CreepShow involved designed to get e-fame. There is some talk about it over on the FoxDicks that I found when trying to dig into it. I just found it today, bickers Jewtube algorithm put it in my feed but apparently this all dropped on Sunday. Its an autistic rabbit whole that I don't have too much time to dig into. Which is why I brought it here, bickers perhaps JMK or King of Pol will use there power of autism to unmask the truth.
^reddit spacing... wew, didn't realize bickers I had the quick replay window so small. They looked like proper paragraphs. >she went to a she went through a*
>>106370 Don't count on JMK or bryan dunn but I might look into it as it seems interesting.
Try posting here, more ppl know about her: https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/820866.html#q820866

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Dream is FAT AS FUCK Clayton Ray Huff 06/14/2021 (Mon) 04:00:39 No.105996 [Reply]
Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
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Fans in denial that he's 400+ pounds
you have to go back to lolcow site, faggot.
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same energy

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