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Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
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>>41296 Jfc rightoids need to be killed
who cares about wizchan
Anon is mad bickers homosexuals get more seggs then him. Thread closed, OP gets the gas.

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Unmasking Yuri Kuznetsov 04/15/2021 (Thu) 14:09:56 ID: 6f79da No.100799 [Reply]
There's too much to cover, and it's still being documented as there is a Russian language barrier, but I will try my best: https://archive.is/S94a6 < best source to continue https://archive.is/4uRu6 His ISP: https://archive.is/gQymH https://archive.is/fwdj1 tl;dr he is basically the Alt-Chan-Federation if it existed in Russia, that wanted to expand other imageboards so long as they are popular. He's Toad McKinley Watkins with crippling autism. Not even Luke Delf/dolphinpedo has anything as near as this guy. waiting on heyuri 2016 collage that documented more stuff
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>>100909 of course you would spic faggot fuentes. god damn republicans and democrats really are the same when it comes to their insufferable faggotry.
>>101658 kami has an 8inch cock
>>100801 source?
>>109605 based red guards make mentally ill pedos cry

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Tokiko/2kike/Robert Brown: The pedo clique, damage control, and self victimization Toad 07/12/2021 (Mon) 00:59:33 ID: fca72c No.109465 [Reply]
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD Name: Robert Brown/tokiko Robert is a self proclaimed master philosopher (LARP), pedophile, and proffessional damage controller THE SEETHE BEGINS Robert is a confirmed antifa member, he boasts about attending BLM rallies and got extremely buttmad when another person compared them to the KKK, he truly believes himself to be one of the great anarcho-communist philosophers of our time. On june 25th, Roberts computer broke. He complained to "kuz" (russian schizo who is known to be very wealthy) to help fix it. Kuz said no and that he needs to do development work for him first. Robert, the mentally unstable pedophile he is, freaked out, said kuz was "mocking him" and a "Terrible friend", then he went onto his tranny fed-board (literal fed board, as in federation) and lied about being an "employee" of kuz and being abused for labor. Commies at their finest. After being called out about this, he comes whining back to kuz saying he now needs 300$ to fund some raspberry pi project he wants to do, kuz says no. He freaks again, bans kuz from all his websites and starts lying about a bunch of random people, saying they abused him for labor, and then DOXES (https://multichan.sageru.org/threads/ripirc/1624566665/) his own friend for "manipulating" him. Can dish it out but cant take it Recently, as you would expect, some people called him out for this. What does he do? What any self respecting egotistical tranny does: Edit posts!

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I dont know how much truth this thread has to it, but I know its made with an agenda. This thread was probably made by kuz's army of literal paid trolls (https://www.kolyma.org/jobs/) who he uses to go and harass people who he doesnt like. I hate antifa and commies as much as the next guy, but im pretty sure this is just another internet battle ground for kuzs trolls, if not kuz himself, although im pretty sure he himself is in jail at the moment. On the other hand, tokiko is friends with https://alogs.theГунтretort.com/cow/res/70142.html and a moderator of the #jp pedo cult on sageru.org why dont you two take your bitch squabbling elsewhere and stop making threads about eachother here.
>>109578 i see your trying to make it look like 2-sided conflict. go back to damage controlling your dead pedo board
>>109578 >im pretty sure he himself is in jail at the moment. >On the other hand, tokiko is friends with >>70142 and a moderator of the #jp pedo cult on sageru.org citations? I'm confident “tokiko” knows nothing about “John”, but “kuz” knowing John 💯%. In fact, I'm willing to bet that's one of his “Eden” goons.
This robert shizo claims that kuz has stolen $400,000 in wages despite probably not even hiring more than 10 people for his 2 year old site http://0chan.vip/threads/kuzlol/1623938026/

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Emily Artful Toad 06/16/2021 (Wed) 16:14:33 ID: 5971ea No.106361 [Reply]
Ok bro's I don't know much about this person. But I stumbled upon this entirely schizophrenic woman's video. It might be interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3xHC4GwNrQ here is a related video about the drama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AioU7yTjUQ I am a suspicion this is all Kayfab to get e-fame.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>106367 As I understand it she went to a Goober Gobber ant-feminist phase and the dude she was dating at the time is apart of that clique and the Dudes new GF, who seems like the type of person who would use Foxdicks, was allegedly trying to turn her into a lolcow with false allegations or something. This allegedly has been exposed and the video was a tell all on how she was stalked by the internet. Yet all I can find is people Grifting off the drama trying to dunk on this CreepShow person and asking for Likes and Subscriptions. Thus I have a hunch this is all Kayfabe with CreepShow involved designed to get e-fame. There is some talk about it over on the FoxDicks that I found when trying to dig into it. I just found it today, bickers Jewtube algorithm put it in my feed but apparently this all dropped on Sunday. Its an autistic rabbit whole that I don't have too much time to dig into. Which is why I brought it here, bickers perhaps JMK or King of Pol will use there power of autism to unmask the truth.
^reddit spacing... wew, didn't realize bickers I had the quick replay window so small. They looked like proper paragraphs. >she went to a she went through a*
>>106370 Don't count on JMK or bryan dunn but I might look into it as it seems interesting.
Try posting here, more ppl know about her: https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/820866.html#q820866

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Dream is FAT AS FUCK Clayton Ray Huff 06/14/2021 (Mon) 04:00:39 No.105996 [Reply]
Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
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you have to go back to lolcow site, faggot.
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Surviving Life Ron Swanson , Cultist ,predator and Utuber Toad 09/12/2020 (Sat) 09:29:30 ID: 23bd84 No.82141 [Reply]
Anyone know this E-shilleb Ron Swanson Hes running a channel against pedophiles so he can watch cp all day and when it gets dark he starts grooming survivors of abuse to be his slave in a sex cult There is such much evidence thrown out i've been farming for 2 weeks already Pic related
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The Scottish idiot is very light in tone Wolfstar being used to shitskin tits is not my problem in fact of course Decemberchan is back Pedophiles can of course
I'm shocked that surviving life is a scumbag company. How is this possible? What would be the reason that Rocco and his own Network of criminals behaves worse than the mafia? Let's ask our selves that question?
Ron Swanson is a monster and so are his fans. Let me Focus on that. He is pushy, arrogant, defensive when you give him a opinion about him or his fans: he disrupt the agenda He side track the discussion He interrupts repeatedly He is feign ignorance He make's an unfounded accusation against a person. Makes terroristic threats, when things do not go his way. Calling someone a racist or a Pedo finds it funny for example. This tactic is used to discredit a person in the eyes of the public. I notice Lindsey Hensley like's to discredits survivors acting just like him and anyone she come's in contact with. Which she is always begging for Ron to go after people on his newest Fb page. Send him a friend request and see for yourself. It is pretty lulzy and pathetic. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100042892819242 Angela Pharris similar but she would say " that about lindsey." She post it in Mckamey Manor Rejects. https://www.facebook.com/groups/MMRejects

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That's quite a lot of information. These people are just autistic. They play the victim and like the victim be the bully and be the bully going right back to the victim. After they poke their own fingers in a hornets nest. Wonder if this is the Off-branch series of Surviving Life and they even speak like their Larping leader Ron. https://youtu.be/EMCl9-_ZrfI
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I was a subscriber to Surviving Life for almost 2 years & during this time sent several quite significant "donations" through YT and his 'direct payment' source, plus I was a fee-paying YT 'Member' and Patreon contributor for a year. Originally, I believed that it was a great channel with good intentions for raising awareness about & stopping predators, pedophiles, child abuse, exploitation of vulnerable people... but sadly there is now undeniable proof that "Ron Swanson" himself, was guilty of some of these activities, possibly with the support or enabling of Wolfstar & the rejected lot, who were rejected, "out of all " the "Mckamey Manor," groups on CensorBook. I have seen all the evidence on the Discord server (warning that it contains a lot of swearing [mostly by "Ron"], detailed descriptions of sexual fetishes, descriptions of traumas from survivors, etc), and have spoken directly to many of his victims of his scams ("including the real survivors of MM,") threats against people's lives, kids being brought up & exposed, terrorist threats, doxing, fraud, sexual misconduct, inappropriate behaviour, everything. This also including the rejected ("MM crazies proof against them^.") Lying is this groups favorite passion and discrediting everyone. Their goal, is to "act" like a completely ("obnoxious fools.") Naturally, they threw blame for, "all these plans", against "innocent people." To be a must, focus. On the original perpetrator of Swanson's problems, or these rejected, "MM crazies." They really do, make it look like, "Ron is innocent, including themselves." As, they thrive for discrediting everyone that was "used," "exploited," "lied about," "scammed" and "much worse." Ron and them, will manipulate things, so the "press" and "Drama lovers" show, up first. They have a real, credibility problem. I have witness KeriSue Lauren, turning, "her back" with a "pre written up." Scripts, that fit the behind, the curtains agenda. In a private organized "HATE crimes online." That was released publicly online. I have witness, her wanting revenge, & setting innocent people up, that once were, her own friends. She publicly defamed, and shamed. She, "declared war" on "MMT" in two, she wanted that group and history taken down. I witness her careless act and trolling people. She, was not victim as " she publicly claims." To be, but a revengeful beast right, after Wolfstar, kicked, her out of the fb group. These people ("do not care") for any victims, who are survivors. Ron and them proved this over and over. Even in the most recent live. They discredited everyone on "Foz channel."("including Ron's ex network .") I witness them defending, Ron once again. They also, given numerous excuses, for Wolf, right after ('' everyone witness") himself posting up, ("child pornography"). Right, on his very own "Youtube" channel. ("I have personally,") witness them all. Gang stalk innocent people, just blaming "blindly" "falsely accusing," folks online. I know they, did not do bickers Ron had given his log in details to some of the ex mods. MM people were not involved. It just blows my mind, "Ron & them" are, still continuing to just ("SCAM,LIE,HARASS,STALK&BULLY") Lindsey tried doing that on ("Ron's FB profile.") "I" witness her wanting, money from everyone, & demand us or him, to actually ("HELP.") Her out? So everyone then & current question's. Why she did, not go down, with her ex husband? She, is just as bad, if not as worse as ("Ron") is? Everything, is about her. The world is against her, and there is a good reason, she cannot see her own kid? The same goes for ("Ron?") https://www.reddit.com/r/clevelandtn/comments/hcgckm/cleveland_courts/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYkcVxqraro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38hcTf9D5es

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Jacob Stellmach/Aediot Toad 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:19:13 ID: 921132 No.101732 [Reply]
Current impostor admin of encyclopedia dramatica. A colossal faggot,who gets reamed so hard he has to wear ass napkins who is famous for putting static banner adds for camgirl sites on ed, fucking up the site and loosing everything, bringing the site back with no images and a broken search function, and trademarking ed so he can get rid of dramatica.online (which actually has a function version of the site). Recently he went on foxdick and doxed his ex-girlfriend Adezero (the same slag who was fucking the Гунт) and release her nudes. This backfired in spectacular fashion when Ade revealed that his asshole has been reamed so hard that he has to wear ass napkins to keep the shit from leaking out. He claims his ass is broke bickers his dad raped him when he was a kid, while Ade claims he gets reamed by G​AMERGATEs daily. She also claims that he would hide his ass napkins around the house and she had to clean them up. https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38648120
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>>102222 It would only be worth note if it somehow turned out the administrators of even a single lolcow-orientated site Weren't Jews.
I find it hilarious that the guy acting like some sort of hardcore darknet hacker/doxxxer is a literal jew, a fat fuck, a "nice guy" and literally has shit and dirty napkins running down his legs every day What a perfect metaphor for your average modern day ED poster Is it true that Likeicare keeps CP, for "trolling purposes"? Mr. Assnapkins himself said as much
Jesus christ, ED really always gets fucked and worse with each admin.
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Kikes shame themselves every day, where's the funny part about this fuck specifically?
>>103739 its a dead resource of cliquers from the 00's.

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Introducing Dynapaul Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:11:54 ID: 0ba0fd No.22474 [Reply]
Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Hyrule

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_of_Hyrule

1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Murakumo_Gekko

3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Mega_Man_ZX_Shippuden

5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Ivo_%22Eggman%22_Robotnik

A samurai version of Link

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Miharu

Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Hylia

But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Eggman_Empire

The High School Wars

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=high+school+war

the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Gekko_Family

The Great Grand Civil War

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Grand_Civil_War

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No Updates on Videos.
It doesn't matter what you say to me, or you sent me videos, I have been seeing negative words! I was born with Autisim. But, I don't want anymore this nonsense about my Dynapaul Wikia!
>>103598 Oh shit, is that you buddy?
But I have so many pictures. You have to stop saying bad words.... Don't you realize what your saying...It's coming from the tongue.
You were saying bad words that were from the tongue. I'm sensitive to anyone who keeps saying bad words.

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Gameplay & Bitch Toad 12/18/2020 (Fri) 03:49:46 ID: 5faa27 No.93913 [Reply]
13208 JASPER RD FAIRFAX , VA 22033 Chantilly High School, VA graduation in 2001 Age: 38 Related to: Roy Mackert, 67Sharman Mackert, 63Brandon Mackert, 34 his jewtube channel and other social media https://www.youtube.com/user/austinmackert https://www.ifpapinball.com/player.php?p=12859 http://implantgames.com/about https://www.patreon.com/gameplayandtalk https://www.twitch.tv/amackert https://calice.snowcrash.fun/users/amackert https://steamcommunity.com/id/amackert I know he has an atariage account and I assume its: https://atariage.com/forums/profile/31247-lentzquest/ ,,, Trust me this /cow/ will produce julay if you poke him a little.

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Infinity Cup poll Toad 04/23/2021 (Fri) 19:36:56 ID: 3c9746 No.101255 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
we don't care, pedo.
>>101258 >we Tbf >we rlly don't care about the pedo defense cup.
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>>101262 Like I said.
gay
It's a fake spam message. They're trying to recruit a personal army.

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