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The eurasian tiger drama Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 16:08:33 ID: 9dfb1e No.24206 [Reply]
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>tfw you have a hapa son wtf am i gonna do bro's hes even trying to convince us to get him height pills bickers he doesnt wanna be short like mom
>>24569 >Send kid to Asia to live with distant Asian relatives and forget about him. >Find white girl donor egg and have your Asian wife do in vitro fertilization. >Have white child.
>>24571 harsh but.... his grandparents do love it when he visits
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>People on /cow/ are actually reproducing Mail order brides were a mistake.
>>24586 The Incel Revolution and its consequences have been a tragedy for the human race

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Half-life autistic Anonymous 12/06/2019 (Fri) 06:20:56 ID: 7a6997 No.21948 [Reply]
I figured /cow/ would find this interesting. Both bickers it's a lolcow and also bickers it involves this site. On 4chan's /v/ board there is a sperg that hates multiple games so much that he will literally make hundreds of threads and thousands of posts in only the spam of a few weeks just to shitpost it. Currently his autistic rage is on the videogame Half-Life. In the last 3 days alone he has made dozens of threads and hundreds of posts over 9 hours a day on 3 separate image boards just to let the world know how much Half-Life upsets him. He even goes to Julay's /v/ board, makes posts there then spams links to said posts on 4chan's /v/. If you make a thread about Half-life on 4chan, 8kun or Julay he will find it within minutes and spam it with the exact same posts. In my 12 years on image boards besides maybe Barneyfag I have never seen an anon so autistic before.
All 3 pics are of him.
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reminds me of goodrafucker from /vp/, can somebody insist that gordon freeman is the manliest character in all of gaming or something dumb like that? I bet that would trigger him pretty hard, it sure did trigger the slugfucker
>>22273
artifical lolcows arent good
>>22847
>>22043
Good to see another site death and exodus to a bunker didn't keep the "he's not EXACTLY THE SAME as chrischan so he's not a lolcow!!!!!" posters from shitting the place up.
>>23265
We need to make him realize that Emma Watson sucks so that he and Zach nuke each other online constantly for decades to come.
>>23265
>hurr durr a forced "lolcow" that is completely fabricated and isnt an actual schizo is totally a lolcow you guise
If the lolcow isnt real and all some act then whats the point? if its all an act then they arent a lolcow

>>23307
I could snap zach in half with my bear hands

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Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 17:24:13 ID: f8812a No.22842 [Reply]
i've been on and off on /cow/ for more than a year but i could never figure out what is "julay." am i retarded or something?
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>>22842
>am i retarded or something?
Probably autistic as well.
sage
It's what ayys say when they find a jewel.
Jewel AYYYYY :^)
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Sad!

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck Anonymous 09/07/2019 (Sat) 23:17:41 ID: 26dfeb No.6064 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

Largely making this as a dump for old Zach cocks since he hasn't been very active lately (or at least not outside of cakechan), if you have any news about him since he got catfished by Stonegang, please contribute.
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The funny thing is that Zach had a much more normal life and yet way more glamorous than any of you. >had a partner at graduation >had many happy years before becoming part of imageboard culture and a lolcow Toad McKinley can say the same? No. Zach already won many years ago, Toad McKinley dup PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.
>>54758 This, I need some recenet pics of him
I made a lot of the zach porn. I miss that lil nigga
>>141713 Share it.
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Anonymous 10/08/2019 (Tue) 17:05:47 ID: 882d86 No.11414 [Reply]
Your thread has been going for more than 500 posts and it seems like it's been just npsc speaking.

Consider sudoku
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
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>>11414
Gee I wonder which thread this is referencing?
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PEDOCHU

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Anonymous 09/22/2019 (Sun) 07:55:03 No.8619 [Reply]
About two years ago there were a bunch of dox posts on 8chan's /baphomet/ board all screenshots from a wiki allegedly on the dark web that has since disappeared.I watched this shit closely as it unfolded and I have a theory.

I am pretty sure that foxler may have been hosting it.

This is what leads me to believe this:

1. Con reg systems of several cons were hacked in previous years. We know this with certainty.

2. Foxler was doxing people and claimed to have access to a database of convention-registrations

3. Most of the people doxed had criticized foxler.

4. Foxler works in IT, and would have the required skills to host such a website.

5. The wiki went offline around the time that foxler got his first visit from the FBI. Seems to be totally gone now.

6. People in the dox thread on /baphomet/ accused OP of being foxler, and the dox dump intensified.
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