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>>61043 >she
>Hey! I'm a 13 year-old entrepreneur! I make Websites and Mobile Apps, draw Bill Murray on money, and invest in stock. Is this a PA request? Is this your schoolyard bully or someshit?
>>61134 The same Avery that tookdown blockchan in gaymergoyim threads is the very same transfurry Avery Burnett Miller that's been pen naming as Esther M. Aronwitz, which registrar took down julay, 9chan, 8chan, and probably gelboooru. The sleuth recalled who&why from an edited wikipedia page they ran against gaymergoyim from allowing the proper truth about an event. Ask a GG if they have page on their freezing website or saved on a hard drive.
Thank you esther. Please don't stop. There's still 8chan.moe, baraag and atf for you to take care of.
where's the smoking gun in all those links?

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Coronachan mod Zunko/Milk livestreamed failed suicide attempt Anonymous 05/30/2020 (Sat) 21:10:12 ID: d81e2d No.58740 [Reply]
One of the REPORT ME mods just tried to anhero himself using a t-shirt noose and livestreamed it on YouTube. Needless to say, he failed. The mod in question is Zunko aka julay (real name Kyle) from Manchester, England. He unironically wishes he were a girl instead and LARPs as Hatsune Miku online.
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>>58740 This has to be a joke
He needs to save up money to become Hatsune Miku, or use a better method for suicide. He looks young, he can probably do HRT. No dick cutting though. https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/492705/crossdress-cosplay-miku-pov-action/ https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8d44384ddc6 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e20c86371cc6
>coronachan is gone noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>hes not even that ugly Lmao what's up with this guy?

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Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 17:25:57 ID: 74b2fd No.5000 [Reply]
Crawling in my skin
These ACNE wounds will not heeeeeeeal
Edited last time by CP/M on 09/02/2019 (Mon) 18:24:39.
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>>7823
That song is fucking gold
Is that bella thorne?
>>5000
Literally who?
She'd look half cute if not for the horrid acne and dumb nose ring.
does she have the big boobs i must know
I want to cum on her face

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PEEK GAMER GATE: EVERYONE IS LARPING FIGHT ME IRL BRO! VOX DAY SHALL BE RESPECTED 04/23/2020 (Thu) 17:38:43 ID: a519c1 No.45440 [Reply]
THEY DO IF FOR FREE ENTERTAINMENT AND HOT POCKETS https://youtu.be/IbVeT6GgJj4?t=1415 aka: Matvei Daniilovich aka: Matthew McDaniel >Matthew McDaniel is 37 years old and was born on 02/09/1983. Before moving to Matthew's current city of Sand Springs, OK, Matthew lived in Tulsa OK, Wagoner OK and Muskogee OK. Matt Mc Daniel, Matthew R Mcdaniel, Matt Mcdaniel and Matthew Richard Mcdaniel are some of the alias or nicknames that Matthew has used. For work these days, Matthew is a Principal at Matthew Mcdaniel. Background details that you might want to know about Matthew include: ethnicity is Caucasian, whose political affiliation is unknown; and religious views are listed as Christian. Matthew is now married. Other family members and associates include Dennis Mcdaniel, Sarah Mcdaniel, Rhonda Mcdaniel, Rhonda Mcdaniel and Amanda Potts. this cow is very easy julay
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>inb4 ID's >>45450 was meant for >>45443
>>45443 That's Xir's you dumbfuck. Respect the pronounslot! FITE THIS GUY IRL >>45451
>this is what this board has been reduced to
>>45453 >t. faggot who genuinely doesn't respect old fashioned julay once again (You) prove Nu/cow/ is the true cow.
gaymer

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Anonymous 04/30/2020 (Thu) 00:48:13 ID: 1ab90b No.46499 [Reply]
What is /cow/ planning to do now that it has been announced julay will be heavily cutting down on boards for the re-launch? Have we already made a bunker to move to if we are not one of the chosen to stay?
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>>47059 >the fact that /cow/ is not one of the largest boards in it's bunker is bickers most /cow/boys don't care about retarded IBS drama, which is all this board is these days. Blame whoever let them stay, long before 8chan shutdown /cow/ isn't a draw factor anymore, people who don't care about the board will flee to other alternatives before 85 days are gone
>>47060 >people who don't care about the board will flee to other alternatives before 85 days are gone
>>46499 >Imagine asking if the board that started the site will stay Goddamn alog newfags
>>47060 >one thread is the "whole board" The good old ni/gg/er rhetoric
use the new julay

Mark Mann Thread Anonymous 10/18/2019 (Fri) 22:49:59 ID: ebaa36 No.13209 [Reply] [Last]
Let's take a moment to appreciate of favorite CakeJew, and just bask in his shell of a life.
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>>45039 Mark Mann - #2 >>45039 Mark Mann - #2 >>45039 Mark Mann - #2
>>13209 GIVE ME CAKEEE
>all those tryharders crying about Wojak memes Wojack memes are nectar!
>>13209 Like the title says. I set up a video game club in my school and Super Smash Bros. in particular really helped foster a healthy gaming community. [You can read about it here](https://www.geektherapytraining.com/geek-therapy-blog/building-a-community-with-super-smash-bros).
>>36143 Wrong.

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Cuckwheels Anonymous 10/10/2019 (Thu) 23:25:44 No.11890 [Reply] [Last]
Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
Fredo has gone full lolcow.
http://archive.is/ZZJSX
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>>22392 where is the proof of Jim selling user data to the "feds?"
>>42577 they still haven't released the transcript of their meeting with congress
>>42577 >he doesn't know about SUNSHINE and the long history of Jim selling nip user data Imagine being this new >>42580 Also this
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The True Lolcow Showdown PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 09/19/2019 (Thu) 01:34:52 ID: 455f5a No.7825 [Reply]
This saturday at 5pm EST I, PissDrizzle of /cowrevolt/ will face off and defeat JEWS of NAZI/COW/ in honorable loli combat to prove who is the true lolcow and greatest gamer, for the prize of getting to deface the others board.
It will be streamed by a guy called Bill Cooper on the Guntstream, the games will be some Twinkly shooter game, KoF and Puzzle Bobble 2.
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Match has been rescheduled for the same time next week.
MATCH POSTPONED UNTIL NEXT WEEK BECAUSE JEVVS WAS TOO SCARED HE WOULD GET OWNED EPIC STYLE
GAMERGATE WINS AGAIN
>>8426
What!? WTF, I have popcorn and beer and shit ready.
WERE GOING LIVE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES ON THE GUNTSTREAM
where's pissdrizzle at these days? Gahoole wants to be able to say nіgger without the gay ass wordfilter

Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

Source Code
Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

Rules
1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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The absolute state of cuckchan /v/eddit http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/543832061#p543833271 Paypiggies and wishing to ecelebs to be their friends. Paying superchat to "troll" people and helping e-celebs to raise.
Ashton and Toad McKinley have been really lazy with the catoy coverage and the Pat allegations. Not nearly as hard on him as they were on the Гунт.
>>98160 he lost his mojo after Daddy Gym interview and the kiwis started to pay attention to him
making a post in 2024 :)
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Nate Brown/Nate the Chipmunk/Nathan Brown/WSLCaptainNate Anonymous 12/13/2019 (Fri) 06:23:09 ID: e6cf4f No.23065 [Reply]
Oh boy, you guys will fucking love this one.

>lolcow I came across on twitter
>eRPs in the Sonic/Alvin fandoms
>obsessed with organs and guns
>believes he is the apex of masculinity and that women are below him
>kicked off deviantart, is literally an autistic furry pedo stalker
>see image dump for more lulz
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>>23066
He also looks exactly how you think he would look
>>23067
>wearing shoes with no socks
That alone is bad enough.
>satAM fag
>chipmunk fag
Sonmanic 2.0?
>>23065 e begger
This is the problem created when a society doesn't use mental institutions anymore.

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