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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>247298 He's referring to the quickly deleted stream that Jewsh did immediately after the Christchurch shooting. I don't have an archive but it went about as expected. "HE WASN'T WRONG! THEY REALLY DO BE INVADING! HAHAHA, LET'S WATCH THIS WOMAN CRY FOR HELP ON LOOP FOR A WHILE"
>>247869 No. It was years before Christchurch. Weev took an interest in KF as a way to recruit spastics to muh dissident right. Fatherless TheTheGatorGamerGamer got excited about the attention from an e-famous e-daddy and tried to impress Weev. TheTheGatorGamerGamer wrote this giant textwall essay about muh white genocide and muh great replacement and posted it on KF. He went full /pol/ spastic and deliberately attracted all the other /pol/ spastics who promptly ruined the site forever. The whole reason TheTheGatorGamerGamer went to Moldova/Ukraine was to try hang around Weev IRL. Weev was living in Transnistria at the time. Of course TheTheGatorGamerGamer also needed a cheap place to live at the time bickers his long-suffering mother had finally thrown him out bickers the Donny Long disaster got her sacked from her realty job bickers spastics spammed CP to every email address in her company. This is basic KF history. I guess you cunts must all be newfriends.
Yes we need another J0sh thread

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JPMorgan Internal Security Information TheAmazingKyleRobbins 08/27/2023 (Sun) 02:53:58 No.221594 [Reply]
Hi, My name is Kyle Robbins. I'm the Sr. SRE manager of GTI (Global Technology Infrastructure)/CNS (Compute, Network, Storage) at JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMC). My JPMC SID is V677983. I report directly to GTI ESX Operations Sr. Manager of the Americas, Kenneth L. Falor (SID F671000). A detailed description about JPMC's internal security protocols can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu81 A detailed description about JPMC's W.A.D.U. employee monitoring system can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu80 I wanted to let everyone know that I stand in solidarity with Kenneth L. Falor. The things that we have been asked to do by JPMC upper management with regards to eliminating unwanted employees is not right...and that's putting it lightly. I can no longer continue to do the things I have been pressured to do. List of VMware employees currently compromised by the JPMC's phone spyware and are effectively being blackmailed: - Dixon Ly - Nimish Desai - Steven Tumolo - Vlad Lalovic - Chirag Patel - Trey Tyler

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Nigger employees
>>221594 Godspeed OP.
This is very interesting and in no way does it belong on /cow/.
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Unironic Ralphamale 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:07:39 ID: 18d5aa No.226810 [Reply]
This is the crazy lolcow extravaganza from the 1990s you've never heard of. This show's format was STOLEN (and ruined) by Jerry Springer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaY7zquMd8 >The host Wally George. An angry, loudmouth Republican who shouts down HILARIOUS liberal guests and always trash talks them. Wally called for homosexuality to be made illegal. And even though he was kind of based, he was also kind of crazy. >The show HOT SEAT. This was Southern California's most HIGH ENERGY show at the time. It was a must see to locals who lived near Disneyland. >The guests The guests were pre-selected to be loony crazy liberals, and they are just too funny. And they're real people (even when the show can seem fixed). This is a must see. It's a testament to how much ancient LOLCOW shit you'll never see bickers no one will ever remember it/post about it.
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>2nd lolcow: TheTheGatorGamerGamer TheTheGatorGamerGamer Myers was a foulmouthed liberal who believed Republicans were trying to create a theocratic fascist new world order https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQT6Dm2C_8 He often wore sunglasses and called Wally's audience 'dogs.' His anger is really funny
Here's 2 hours of wally being prank called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKUld1x2Yc
>>226810 This is good.
Wally gets trolled by own audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhnD68OkgQ
Saw this show and it was lame in fact of course.

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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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>>152556 Sometimes I forget how evil this world really is.
>>184279 > you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types Post the links then
>>188205 some legal work around bullshit prob
>>152556 Why is it ALWAYS that phenotype of male that are so okay with shit like this?
>>140503 >DMCAs every single copy on the internet. Based?

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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imhB36SjD0[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuKqhYggQo&t=1160s[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoDPIVtTHI&t=13s[Embed]
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
templeos.org
https://christine.website/blog/templeos-1-installation-and-basic-use-2019-05-20
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Would you please shut the fuck up about Terry Davis , he was a mentally ill nut who ranted on streams , abused his parents and jacked off into a webcam in a van in the desert... if your really going to insist this dude was some height of human achievement I Think we've finally found of winner for the stupidest pricks on planet earth
>>140837 Terry was based kill yourself foxdick.
>>140845 Terry was foxdick kill yourself based
>>15363 >5 years later Still waiting for Shitatle to be nuked by the Chinese or whatever.
Almost 6 years later btw

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Sean "ShinGoji/SCGodzillaGuy" McGuinness Toad 05/19/2021 (Wed) 22:55:26 ID: c44690 No.103205 [Reply]
Just your average talentless 2000s webcomic creator suffering from TDS, or is he? His old webcomic, Twisted Kaiju Theatre, was created by playing with giant monster dolls action figures and consisted primarily of poop and sex jokes, of which he doubtlessly has no first hand experience outside of lizard shaped sex toys. Sometime in the middle of Trump's presidency, he decided that this highbrow humor didn't reflect the person he was and he no longer had a black roommate to shield himself from criticism, so he bawwleted all the old comics and replaced them with even less funny SJW pandering. He supplements his disability by selling bootleg Godzilla merchandise, posters, and even recast toys. For all of which there is no doubt that he does not have a license to produce. He really likes godzilla, and it is undeniably sexual in nature bickers he used to host full breasted pinup "Kaiju Girls" drawn by furfags on his website. Somehow this faggot has a wikipedia article (which he contributed to) about his comic, and it has escaped deletion for its complete irrelevancy. Most of it is outdated since it pertains to the deleted comics. Amazingly he has gotten worse at producing a webcomic, even lazy photo "comics", with over two decades of experience. The timing does not even resemble that of comedy and you have to scroll down a massive page to read the whole thing. His "art" can be found on the internet archive, and his homepage: https://www.neomonsterisland.com
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>>103270 His active social media is his twitter (https://twitter.com/neomonsterisle) where he retweets movieblob. He have had a now defunct SCGodzillaGuy twitter. He is also on facebook where he is the moderator of a "Godzilla and Kaiju Fanpage" which he uses as a political soapbox. The easiest way to get a rise out of him is to voice conservative opinions or opposition to the insertion of politics into a children's movie fandom, let him know Godzilla 1998 is your favorite and try to get him into an argument about its merits, explain that sprite comics take more effort than photocomics, or just tell him that he is not an artist for making shitty shoops and playing with dolls. Perhaps someone could let Toho and Legendary know an American who can easily be made an example of, in their kangaroo copyright courts, is profiting off of bootleg Godzilla merchandise. He doesn't even have a parody fair use defense for a lot of it. Apparently he's worn his politics on his sleeve for almost as long as he's been spewing visual diarrhea on the internet, but somehow still needed to delete his old comics for being politically incorrect. Could it be his newfound SJW buddies took a look at his past?
>>103275 Don't forget to bring up the fact that Monster Island Buddies is just a guy filming himself playing with toys and that he still found more success and respect. Looking at those flat, glassy eyes and skinny arms, this boy has been dead inside for a long while.
So did this guy hide the furry art out of shame or did his new fwends tell him he's literally raping fictional dinosaur women? I mean he's stupid either way, furfag artists with no scruples make bank on fetish commissions.
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Tauren thread Anonymous 09/27/2019 (Fri) 11:30:05 ID: b9b163 No.9328 [Reply]
enjoy brudders
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Im glad that muh guild is not filled with those sort of cucks. The first uppity GAMERGATE that complained got kicked.
>>10118 Nice
WoW in 2025 btw

Elaine Gertler and/or Miller / Trollcow (Season 2) Daniel Lopez 08/09/2025 (Sat) 02:16:30 ID: 8b52b3 No.272070 [Reply] [Last]
Last thread maxed out, so we begin again
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As this thread comes to a close it is almost time for the deed to be done yet again
Pisslame is 4 things. Pisslame is a larper Pisslame is a nonce Pisslame is Snitch and Pisslame is a piece of shit.
>>277856 She just means Smiggles is making her pay for the plane ticket to come visit her cause he is a broke loser. Embarrassing.
she's perfect
>>277892 No, she's pedo garbage.

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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Yakuzapedo confirmed to be addicted to black dicks.
>>270209 He unironically frequents cakekike /interracial/ board. Yakuzapedo doesn't know if he wants to be white or black. I think it's in this limbo that a lot of guys like him (brownoids incels) live.
I haven't been on my prolapsed butthole for two months, and without any surprise I see that Yakuzapedo continues talking about black porn "stars", "menko" and pathetically trying to be funny and interact with people half his age.
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Yakuzapedo, G​AMERGATE lover forever!

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2025 (Fri) 10:01:36 ID: fb0da1 No.271165 [Reply]
Shartyfags are some of the biggest mojcaesar187ags and degenerates on the internet at the moment. How a cartoon bald man woth glasses devolves into petty doxing, Discord cabals, admin drama, and autism all around is beyond me. Notoriously, two of the sites admins (Kuz and Froot) have had two major Discord chat leaks that paint humiliating portraits of the inner workings of the site, with the former facing allegations of sharing feet pics of children in his Discord server. https://wiki.soyjak.st/Kuz https://archive.is/kAa5g The Sharty, much like foxdick farms and Null, are pro-censorship morality policers that stoop to levels of deplatforming under the guise of "trolling", specifically doxing people under the banner of a gay "greater cause" to erase "degenerate" cocks or whatever. Recent example is with Encyclopedia Dramatica, with them falsely claiming it has CSAM on it and encouraging users to report it to CuckFlare. http://soyjak.st/raid/thread/205750.html There is also a deeper rabbit hole with things like "der cord", breakaways like the UTTP, 764, Zukencord, etc that became too much for the site to handle, and becoming worse than the Sharty. I'll also link the 8chan thread on /b/ about it since it provides good info. https://8chan.moe/b/res/474654.html
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>>271179 Negated
>>271180 Doesn't work that way, queer
Yeah soyjak party got heavily diluted with twitteeG​AMERGATEs and cordtroons to the point of its native populace essentially remaking the same problem they had on 4cuck, using a site with a hostile admin.
>>271180 Negated again
>>271187 pretty much

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