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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply] [Last]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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to be fair bee has always been shit
>>249876 >long filename substituting an actual post I can identify a wrist post when i see one.
>>250463 >muh Wrist Dolphin won, Jon. Your sites are dead and you are a pedo
is Koipedo and Acidkike still butthurt with Eden?
Sturgeon is a faggot as pathetic as Mark and Acidkike. Eden won.

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josh is baste Anonymous 05/03/2020 (Sun) 04:58:43 ID: 6ef395 No.46952 [Reply]
very based jew
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Is Jewshua Moonstein actually Jewish? I noticed on his recent MATI trans streams where talks about tranny cocks he seemed to support Trump for president of the Jewnited States. One of his favorite memes which brings him great joy is Hila Klein gunning down Palestinian children. He also spends hours discussing at length tranny cocks but will not give any updates on the Israeli war. He claims to not be on either side of the war but methinks he is trying to appeal to the massive Jewish members of the farms who donate to his trans streams.
At the end of last MATI stream, someone named Jewcifero (who donates in chat all the time) said he supports Israel bickers it makes trannies mad, and Jewsh responded something like "that's the way to do it". You may notice Jewsh doesn't go too hard on Israel. He seems buck broken like Kanye and Nick Cannon. His X account was banned for offending the Zionists on D-Day and if he pisses off the Israeli Kiwis then he risks losing shekels. Elon was supposed to liberate us from the evil clutches of censorship but nothing has changed.
>>253193 Has he said anything about Bennie coming to the US?
>>253992 In the recent stream about Mr Beast's tranny friend he said that he supports Israel and feminism. He doesn't have enough time to talk about both trannies and Bibi's war crimes, and he's definitely not being bias about the topics he chooses to discuss on stream.
no he isnt check the other jewsh thread for resources

Emptyhero Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 19:17:21 ID: 679e29 No.186664 [Reply]
>Gets banned from YouTube for filing fradulent counter claims bickers he's scared of Manly tears/Britbong >Now stuck streaming to 19 people on a dead channel >Paying people money to shout him out Not like this bros.. LMAO
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Empty started to go downhill ever since he let Fuzhou on his streams.
Kys op, empty is funny and a blessing.
>>186664 >ecelebs cringe
>>227437 Welcome to nu/cow/, a site without soul.
Manlet faggot aka Britbong is still extra butthurt with Empty and The Bad Guys and is using all his free time and mother's money to dox his enemies https://youtube.com/@thebannedguys?si=5C7XJ-g9QooHksUT

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Neinchan Thread Toad 09/08/2020 (Tue) 21:50:30 No.81151 [Reply]
Neinchan is a /pol/ board full of homosexuals who worship Mossad Agent Brenton Tarrant. They spend each and every day sucking the cock of this man and others, also trying to incite /pol/ users into violence. They are the definition of a glowing honeypot. Even better, the agent that runs the site gets extremely agitated if you try to call him out! http://vvadkyuldkwon6za.onion/pol/
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Some guy in my old apartment complex would get banned quite often for shilling 9chan on 4chan. He was also involved with Atomwaffen. Interesting guy, but 9chan is just boring.
>>109516 This thread in not about 9chan, but a different place called Neinchan (which is dead anyway)
Tarrantfag is now a tranny spamming cp and blacked across multiple imageboards.
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>Neinchan is a /pol/ board full of homosexuals who worship Mossad Agent Brenton Tarrant. What do we have here? A salty commie? Mwahahaha!
>>255499 op is a mutt from /christian/, they are trying to destroy all the "nazi/fashy racists" imageboards across the webring back then

Unbelievable .... Look at this piece of shit 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:59:47 ID: 9ef758 No.119640 [Reply] [Last]
Dude look at this fucking fagget still crying about being a narc. You know 2B 723 George St North is where he is running gayops from ... This fucking liar is teaming up with Cecil and Tea Clips. Surfer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! lol the Jew crying out as he strikes you! What's next- Гунт Guarding??
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>>255062 You should go back to cuckchan /co/ where you belong, Jewzach.
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Gaycel Nuzach aka the spic incel from zzzchan and tvch really fucking hates Surfer and Robi, even tho he tried really hard to suck off their dicks to "own" his alogs.
>>255524 You're a retard but the screenshot is funny.
>>255623 You're not funny, just bitter and pathetic, Nuzach. Seeing you embrace the term "buddy" so grudgingly after seething about it just further demonstrates how small you are.
>>255884 As expected, previsible butthurt subhuman posted a nuzach reaction pic this time around. I told this to the dudes on telegram.

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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>256981 >>256999 >>257042 >>257047 >>257069 >>257070 lmao jewzach is seething hard as fuck, poor browncel
After seething so much about Wrist and nuzach, Jewzach is imploring them to help him against the anons posting mexicamutt memes. https://archive.ph/z9SgB#151959 https://archive.ph/BHg5t
>>257084 You guys should stop bullying him, he is posting lolicon and blacked and saying "life sucks! life is bad!" he will end up killing himself, so please stop bullying Jewzach!!!
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Nuzach continues with his weird obsession with nuzach and his pride (cope) about being an unirocally incel. As others have said, it's easy to make Nuzach chimp out when some anon talks about relationships IRL. >>257224 >>257236 >>257239 Dude, you have no right to complain about having posts deleted or being banned, both the mods here and at tvch tolerate your sperg and bitter behavior most of the time.
>>257150 he is having epic meltdowns in his new thread, pure kino

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Toad 09/11/2020 (Fri) 15:51:43 ID: d6d488 No.81929 [Reply]
Happy anniversary /cow/, You aren't what you used to be. Now it's just a bunch of faggots in the IBM thread waddling around like zombies. feels bad man
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>2024 >check the place out again >it's still the same gay G​AMERGATE shithole it was since the ass end of 8chan's living days >it's still focused on faggy moralizers mojcaesar187agging over random faggots online instead of laughing at retarded people >threads about actual lolcows are even sitting in the catalog, locked, while the board is still DID YOU HEAR INTERNET CELEBRITY DRAMA GUY DID X?!?!?!? THAT'S HECKIN PROBLEMATIC I BET HE'S A PEDO!!!!!! Guess the writing was on the wall as far back as when a mod trollshielded secrios when people were having a giggle at his mlp fat fetish and his funny old internet videos.
>>254879 Ok nuzach bitch some more about the moderation >we are listening
>bloodsports teen instantly finds 4 year old thread and jumps in to defend the absolute STATE of the place
>>254879 >threads about actual lolcows are even sitting in the catalog, locked You're not getting your ogre thread back Nuzach.

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Ian Randolph Foote / IanFooteBased Unironic Ralphamale 08/04/2024 (Sun) 02:29:01 ID: 3ad818 No.254397 [Reply]
Ian Randolph Foote is a 50-year-old something Nova Scotian Canadian who spends his day making YouTube videos ranting about ranging from his past personal life, feminism, tranny, jews, patriarchy, etc. Ian claimed to have worked in the IT industry for 20 years but lost it all after a long court battle regarding his daughter's custody with his gook baby mama, Selena. Estranged from his family, Ian now lives alone in some bumfuck apartment ranting to the internet about his tribulations. [email protected] https://www.quora.com/profile/Ian-Foote https://www.youtube.com/@IanFooteBased https://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Foote/pfbid0p7B7L42BFe3rF4QVeDa3cwck2jAej5whQcXY52kAwy1qoiPz8dMGDLCHG7gb4cYCl/ https://www.ianfoote.com/
My favorite videos from Ian and why I think he's a lolcow.
>>254397 >>254398 I honestly think retards like this are created in a test tub by ZOG to delegitimize any criticism of ZOG.
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>>254397 >>254398 >my daughter had a battle of wills with me and she won >hurt my daughter as much as you want >rape her and kill her and bury her body in a forest
>>254397 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wzMrzRZf0I https://preservetube.com/watch?v=5wzMrzRZf0I Pretty good lore video on his ex-wife Sharon, his gook brown baby mama she's brown, i was misremembering it, and his daughter.

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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

https://m.spankbang.com/2tdk8/video/00100111100
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<Lady Bonor Goooo-ooone
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Hey, Jannie. I know you are from tvch. I know Robi abandoned the site. I'll find you.
>>242893 lol nuzach mad af
Yakuzapedo and Nuzach got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd by essayfag and Emojitroon

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David Lance David Lance 07/27/2024 (Sat) 12:04:47 ID: f201a1 No.254034 [Reply]
-David Lance- --confirmed sweaty gamer child groomer who playser games like roblox and afk arena to prey on children. --He likes to prey on children in games like, AFK arena, Roblox, League of legends, and minecraft. --his info below VV home town Ukiah, California +1 707-380-9540 https://www.facebook.com/simon.love.1297?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v https://www.youtube.com/@coloneldusty3238 [email protected]

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