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Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952 [Reply] [Last]
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
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What's up with this dudes 5 o clock shadow? All those filters can't even hide the moustache.
>>272042 Even the latter image still mostly has the bitch face, but with the distracting anglo-Khazar my jewish motherers that scream fertility. Essentially the female version of the Devil. Don't British women supposedly have the largest average bust size in the world, btw? Pretty sure I've read that before.
>>272045 Yes british and jewish women are famous for huge my jewish motherers. E-Lame was cursed with the worst genetics. A big rack would really help distract from the face.
>picrel Whoever this cringelord is amogus in the thread, you need to stop. >>272047 >genetics Eh... I'm a firm believer that force feeding (biological) women some tranny estradiol pills and glasses of whole my jewish mother would treat flat chest syndrome in most any of them but let's not go further down this road with E-laine.
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>>272049 >picrel Fucking pos website refused to upload the pic for some reason.

Poseidon, former right-winger grifter and Pagan LARPer / Neet shitskin and schizo Brian Holloman 03/19/2022 (Sat) 23:19:42 ID: 90501c No.141211 [Reply] [Last]
Poseidon is one of those many grifters who started getting into the "redpill" bus around 2016 by making videos about immigration in Europe. As "greek-sicilian" he was said to have a more European opinion than the average right-wingers from UK, German and USA about all subjects. However, he never became popular in circles like 4chan /pol/, with only 8chan /pol/ paying any attention to him and a few European anons. In 2018 he had his former channel take down, creating a second channel (his actual one). But since 2019 he started to show himself to be a little less mature and socially successful as he claimed. During weekends, he started doing livestreams called "Whitepilled weekend" in which it constituted of him quietly reading news with his heavy accent while free-copyright music played in the background. Note that as a European, he started these streams every weekend around 2am in European time. Over time, these livestreams began to gain a share of trolls, mocking the fact that Poseidon, who was said to be a mature man, of family, spent every weekend awake hoping to get donations and seething about any jokes about him on chat. After 8chan /pol/ notice that Poseidon didn't take criticism well and was openly banning anyone with the slightest criticism of him the views started to drop and more trolls started to show up. Over time, he stopped those livestreams, according to him, the Catholic Church was being responsible for his troll problems, by sending the trolls together with american Daily Stormer trolls. With that, his first signs of schizophrenia and narcissism showed. In 2020 Poseidon has embarked on the covid wave, and started bleeding views and subscribers. His videos about immigration and politics in Europe stopped and he started to make videos saying how Donald Trump is a massive loser retard and same about any people who supported him, to the point of making a sequence of videos proving that Biden won the election legitimately. Interspersed with videos about Biden being a "chad", he made multiple videos about covid restrictions and vaccine. In these videos, he was totally in favor of forced vaccination, use of masks and severe restrictions. With that, his views, which he now denounces as "far-right" and "Crazy Christians" started jumping off the boat and making serious criticisms about him. How Poseidon reacted? He started replying, comment by comment, personally attacking anyone criticizing him. He would look at anyone's Youtube channel criticizing him and find any detail about the person's personal life or their taste in games, music, etc. He also obsessively started attacking any Americans or Christians in the comments of his videos even if some of those didn't show any criticism about him. Some of the videos around this time had their comment section locked. At the same time, he made a video saying that the right-winger movement was being controlled by the Catholic Church, KGB and American elite. That it would be impossible for Europe to prosper as long as Christians lived in Europe or people voted for politics with any connection with Russia or USA, once again attacking any European politics who have met at any time in their lives with Putin or Trump or are against covid restrictions. Even his old opinions about immigration changed, now he denounces "White Genocide" as a conspiracy theory made up by crazy far-right incels and says the Elite is right to want to have more low-cost employees in Europe and North America and Christians are just worried about being replaced with Muslims and don't care about anything else. With that, he lost around 3k subscribers in this year so far, with downvotes being predominant. So he started making videos claiming he was being attacked by NeoNazis and Christians who had the goal of dox him and his family, although there is no evidence that anyone really cared enough about him to do so. How the far-right are the true terrorists when compared to Antifa and he was being unfairly attacked by extremists and genocidal idiots who wish for the end of the world instead of getting a vaccine. From above 25k subscribers, now his channel has less than 6k subs.

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I got banned from his telegram group for talking about him promoting the VAX. I guess he doesn't want anyone knowing that since he is grifting "far-right" dudes again.
This faggot is still around, sad.
He gave up on the grift, finally got a job again after more than ten years of being unemployed. He deleted the main channel https://m.youtube.com/c/POSEIDON7
>>264908 Lol, this guy was always such a pathetic faggot. Imagine being le based alt-right jewtuber and than you heelturn bickers muh vaccine.
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>>264908 He was doing his usual lame "whitepilled" streams but since everyone watching him at that point are the same four or five faggots using multiple accs he didn't get any money or new audience. Such a failure, I hope he vax fuck him up.

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Kalea Summer Little / Lav / Lavlune / phemoid / Lavenderlunee / bratmitzvah / deeplyunpopularwoman / goatgirl666 Unironic Ralphamale 04/06/2023 (Thu) 05:16:54 ID: 6d34a6 No.201302 [Reply]
Kalea Summer Little / Lav is a 24 year old, born 21 July 1998, former prostitute, OnlyFans whore & streamer who'll do anything for attention, has no morals or principles and a body mostly consisting of drugs, makeup, scars, Dollar Store-tattoos and lip filler. With all that said, she is cute ngl, I'd fuck her and expect her to show up to /cow/ shortly and peel off a few simps like the harlot she is.
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cow crossover with john walker flynt
>>203435 You mean the John Flynt that harassed his university newspaper so severely that they had him banned from the premises? The John Flynt with a history of stalking harassment against women who then transitioned MTF, took the name Brianna Wu, developed a hilariously sexist videogame, and started a relationship with Frank Wu, an artist with rumors of sexually harassing behaviour towards young female colleagues?
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When is this whore going back on the whatever podcast?
If she wasn't a whore, she would be perfectly marriagable

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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply] [Last]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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to be fair bee has always been shit
>>249876 >long filename substituting an actual post I can identify a wrist post when i see one.
>>250463 >muh Wrist Dolphin won, Jon. Your sites are dead and you are a pedo
is Koipedo and Acidkike still butthurt with Eden?
Sturgeon is a faggot as pathetic as Mark and Acidkike. Eden won.

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josh is baste Anonymous 05/03/2020 (Sun) 04:58:43 ID: 6ef395 No.46952 [Reply]
very based jew
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Is Jewshua Moonstein actually Jewish? I noticed on his recent MATI trans streams where talks about tranny cocks he seemed to support Trump for president of the Jewnited States. One of his favorite memes which brings him great joy is Hila Klein gunning down Palestinian children. He also spends hours discussing at length tranny cocks but will not give any updates on the Israeli war. He claims to not be on either side of the war but methinks he is trying to appeal to the massive Jewish members of the farms who donate to his trans streams.
At the end of last MATI stream, someone named Jewcifero (who donates in chat all the time) said he supports Israel bickers it makes trannies mad, and Jewsh responded something like "that's the way to do it". You may notice Jewsh doesn't go too hard on Israel. He seems buck broken like Kanye and Nick Cannon. His X account was banned for offending the Zionists on D-Day and if he pisses off the Israeli Kiwis then he risks losing shekels. Elon was supposed to liberate us from the evil clutches of censorship but nothing has changed.
>>253193 Has he said anything about Bennie coming to the US?
>>253992 In the recent stream about Mr Beast's tranny friend he said that he supports Israel and feminism. He doesn't have enough time to talk about both trannies and Bibi's war crimes, and he's definitely not being bias about the topics he chooses to discuss on stream.
no he isnt check the other jewsh thread for resources

Emptyhero Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 19:17:21 ID: 679e29 No.186664 [Reply]
>Gets banned from YouTube for filing fradulent counter claims bickers he's scared of Manly tears/Britbong >Now stuck streaming to 19 people on a dead channel >Paying people money to shout him out Not like this bros.. LMAO
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Empty started to go downhill ever since he let Fuzhou on his streams.
Kys op, empty is funny and a blessing.
>>186664 >ecelebs cringe
>>227437 Welcome to nu/cow/, a site without soul.
Manlet faggot aka Britbong is still extra butthurt with Empty and The Bad Guys and is using all his free time and mother's money to dox his enemies https://youtube.com/@thebannedguys?si=5C7XJ-g9QooHksUT

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Neinchan Thread Toad 09/08/2020 (Tue) 21:50:30 No.81151 [Reply]
Neinchan is a /pol/ board full of homosexuals who worship Mossad Agent Brenton Tarrant. They spend each and every day sucking the cock of this man and others, also trying to incite /pol/ users into violence. They are the definition of a glowing honeypot. Even better, the agent that runs the site gets extremely agitated if you try to call him out! http://vvadkyuldkwon6za.onion/pol/
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Some guy in my old apartment complex would get banned quite often for shilling 9chan on 4chan. He was also involved with Atomwaffen. Interesting guy, but 9chan is just boring.
>>109516 This thread in not about 9chan, but a different place called Neinchan (which is dead anyway)
Tarrantfag is now a tranny spamming cp and blacked across multiple imageboards.
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>Neinchan is a /pol/ board full of homosexuals who worship Mossad Agent Brenton Tarrant. What do we have here? A salty commie? Mwahahaha!
>>255499 op is a mutt from /christian/, they are trying to destroy all the "nazi/fashy racists" imageboards across the webring back then

Unbelievable .... Look at this piece of shit 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:59:47 ID: 9ef758 No.119640 [Reply] [Last]
Dude look at this fucking fagget still crying about being a narc. You know 2B 723 George St North is where he is running gayops from ... This fucking liar is teaming up with Cecil and Tea Clips. Surfer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! lol the Jew crying out as he strikes you! What's next- Гунт Guarding??
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>>255062 You should go back to cuckchan /co/ where you belong, Jewzach.
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Gaycel Nuzach aka the spic incel from zzzchan and tvch really fucking hates Surfer and Robi, even tho he tried really hard to suck off their dicks to "own" his alogs.
>>255524 You're a retard but the screenshot is funny.
>>255623 You're not funny, just bitter and pathetic, Nuzach. Seeing you embrace the term "buddy" so grudgingly after seething about it just further demonstrates how small you are.
>>255884 As expected, previsible butthurt subhuman posted a nuzach reaction pic this time around. I told this to the dudes on telegram.

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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>256981 >>256999 >>257042 >>257047 >>257069 >>257070 lmao jewzach is seething hard as fuck, poor browncel
After seething so much about Wrist and nuzach, Jewzach is imploring them to help him against the anons posting mexicamutt memes. https://archive.ph/z9SgB#151959 https://archive.ph/BHg5t
>>257084 You guys should stop bullying him, he is posting lolicon and blacked and saying "life sucks! life is bad!" he will end up killing himself, so please stop bullying Jewzach!!!
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Nuzach continues with his weird obsession with nuzach and his pride (cope) about being an unirocally incel. As others have said, it's easy to make Nuzach chimp out when some anon talks about relationships IRL. >>257224 >>257236 >>257239 Dude, you have no right to complain about having posts deleted or being banned, both the mods here and at tvch tolerate your sperg and bitter behavior most of the time.
>>257150 he is having epic meltdowns in his new thread, pure kino

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Toad 09/11/2020 (Fri) 15:51:43 ID: d6d488 No.81929 [Reply]
Happy anniversary /cow/, You aren't what you used to be. Now it's just a bunch of faggots in the IBM thread waddling around like zombies. feels bad man
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>2024 >check the place out again >it's still the same gay G​AMERGATE shithole it was since the ass end of 8chan's living days >it's still focused on faggy moralizers mojcaesar187agging over random faggots online instead of laughing at retarded people >threads about actual lolcows are even sitting in the catalog, locked, while the board is still DID YOU HEAR INTERNET CELEBRITY DRAMA GUY DID X?!?!?!? THAT'S HECKIN PROBLEMATIC I BET HE'S A PEDO!!!!!! Guess the writing was on the wall as far back as when a mod trollshielded secrios when people were having a giggle at his mlp fat fetish and his funny old internet videos.
>>254879 Ok nuzach bitch some more about the moderation >we are listening
>bloodsports teen instantly finds 4 year old thread and jumps in to defend the absolute STATE of the place
>>254879 >threads about actual lolcows are even sitting in the catalog, locked You're not getting your ogre thread back Nuzach.

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