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Poast Pedophile Network / PPN / poa.st / Daniel Stevens AlishaSmith##el3Ick 05/25/2023 (Thu) 16:26:58 ID: c28a2b No.209571 [Reply] [Last]
The Poast sweaty gamer network (PPN) was created by noted anti twitter user, ex 4tran janitor, and alleged crypto milionaire, anime graf mays, to host wyatt after he got banned on twitter. Wyatt used to be a fixture on the old TRS forums, and Graf on twitter tread in similar areas as a TRS clout and social media addict named borzoi. Borzoi, bootstrapped his way up the TRS clout ladder, hosted several shows, and used his lit degree to impress the TRS audience so much that he was able to get an exceeding amount of clout. Over time, borzoi began to resent twitter b/c he kept getting banned, which got in the way of his dopamine, so he grew to resent twitter. When graf started poast, borzoi shilled it on TRS really hard, meaning poast's early userbase was 1/2 RW anti twitter people, and 1/2 people who knew borzoi/were TRS people. The latter group would morph into what we call podcast race today. TRS would bring poast staples like DK (noted telegram cocks farmer, borzoi ass kisser, and white nationalist buddhist), Randbot (Sven worshipper and the person in all of this most of you are the most familiar with), Alex McNabb (noted mutant, hater of poor white people, and father of a heroin baby IIRC) and Sven. Well things were pretty good for awhile, albeit NJP/TRS would occasionally get into fights with non-supporters, culminating in a series of hellthreads prior to and when TheTheGatorGamerGamer joined poast (the 4th jimpact of TRS for the record). These would leave key moobment figures like Sven and borzoi dissillusioned with fediverse, with borzoi involved in nosegate Read about the nosegate here: https://wideboys.org/Battle_of_the_Bulging_Nose Overtime Borzoi's endless spergery slowly gains more enemies on fedi, many of whom he terms "mad-at-podcasts-race, calling something xrace being a joke from one of his podcasts. The logical response, podcast race, becomes the term de-jour for his ball fanners. Eventually the stress of "hellthreading" and having people tell you they don't like your cocks gets to Sven, who calls everyone on poast a sweaty gamer and quits (iirc, its covered in this thread), which causes Graf to unban the nose emoji, call sven and co jews and causes borzoi to private and then delete his fedi public presence. This caused the first of several major rifts in the podcast race community, the founding of mugicha (a poast refugee instance), and randbot being in an awkward situation between the two e-dads who enable his grift (sven and graft).
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>>272072 Ya nah son. E-Laine is weird and jewish, but like every other woman who has ever existed in the entire history of man if you stapled giant tits to her she instantly becomes a 10/10 goddess that White men were willing to topple empires for. Women deadass got psyoped by ugly flatties on social media to pretend that wasn't a fact. E-laine could instantly, like I am talking over night, increase her fan base by literally tens of thousands just by getting a good boobjob.
>>272081 She'd still be mid as fuck. Oh great, from an 16A to a 16C, exactly like the fucked up cartoon dimensions as in my animes. Let's encourage the dummy to get gynoplasty at first at least, that'd really own da haters
>>272084 Yeah, but massive tits bruv Like think of the booba and it's widespread appeal. Real talk, I own 1000 acres of land and make an insane amount of mony but would give that but for anglo-jewish my jewish motherers provided they are farm grade.
Shout out to the Poast Nitter instance. The only known way to easily archive full threads of the Elon Musk Xwitter piece of shit hellsite. *This is not necessarily an endorsement of Daniel Stevens
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

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Kuz / KolymaNET / Soyjak.party / Vidlii / Heyuri.net Unironic Ralphamale 08/24/2022 (Wed) 02:38:42 ID: 448cef No.168499 [Reply]
Kuz is a plague within the imageboard community. People see him as an imageboard monopolizer due to the sheer amount of imageboards he owns (along with Vidlii for some reason). Much of the information surrounding him is heavily disputed, claiming to have ran a site called 9channel around 2005, but with little evidence to back it up. He was also the admin of the cancer known as "soyjak.party", a place worthy of its own ridicule, and another site called Heyuri.net. The latter he took from its original owner after months of conflict. He's become involved in the baby monkey hate rabbit hole with Vidlii.com, another fucking site he owns, after it was found that he was hosting that cocks. Have a look for yourselves: More about him: https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Kuz approved life story: https://kuz.neocities.org/kuz.html https://soyjak.wiki/Kuz More links: https://8kun.top/soyjak/res/96.html

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>>168500 About the photos... few people know about this. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50234771/#50280374
kuzzy will always be a gem
What a scumbag
kuz and kaguya are the same person btw, kuz is a retard with uncontrolled DID

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Dark Ninja Chomoo 11/22/2023 (Wed) 16:52:58 ID: 344c90 No.233876 [Reply]
It's been tough. Meme's hurt and Ninja is unable to meme back.
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>>273659 Honestly I don't think Ninja is a diddla or anything, I buy his story. Is he retarded? Should he stay out of the hunter game? Is he a coward who wouldn't hang out with me IRL? Yes, all of the above. But my defense of him was never ironic. I get his cowdom bickers he shoots from the hip and gets in the ring when he's obviously outmatched but he does mean well. People sneeding at him are weird faggots that could have got caught up by a sting if it was anyone more competent than Ninja. Still, big shout-out to the Raza and the homie, it's too bad you don't have more White admixture
>>273660 Hes a sweaty gamer for sure
Yes, Plate Porch Monkeys have been saying and repeating all of this for years, I don't care.
>>273667 Hey those screens from KOP are very credible. Who would know what a sweaty gamer looks like better than the man who said his dad shit his pants and did nothing wrong until recently
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>>273662 Is the liltay enjoy Bryan dunn posting these?

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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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Fat talks about her interest in abusing and grooming male children, by injecting them with puberty blockers to prevent them from developing properly into adults.
Fat
I'd smash tee bee honest fam
>>273597 Why tho. That down bad?
>>273599 To assert dominance over a communist

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>247298 He's referring to the quickly deleted stream that Jewsh did immediately after the Christchurch shooting. I don't have an archive but it went about as expected. "HE WASN'T WRONG! THEY REALLY DO BE INVADING! HAHAHA, LET'S WATCH THIS WOMAN CRY FOR HELP ON LOOP FOR A WHILE"
>>247869 No. It was years before Christchurch. Weev took an interest in KF as a way to recruit spastics to muh dissident right. Fatherless TheTheGatorGamerGamer got excited about the attention from an e-famous e-daddy and tried to impress Weev. TheTheGatorGamerGamer wrote this giant textwall essay about muh white genocide and muh great replacement and posted it on KF. He went full /pol/ spastic and deliberately attracted all the other /pol/ spastics who promptly ruined the site forever. The whole reason TheTheGatorGamerGamer went to Moldova/Ukraine was to try hang around Weev IRL. Weev was living in Transnistria at the time. Of course TheTheGatorGamerGamer also needed a cheap place to live at the time bickers his long-suffering mother had finally thrown him out bickers the Donny Long disaster got her sacked from her realty job bickers spastics spammed CP to every email address in her company. This is basic KF history. I guess you cunts must all be newfriends.
Yes we need another J0sh thread

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JPMorgan Internal Security Information TheAmazingKyleRobbins 08/27/2023 (Sun) 02:53:58 No.221594 [Reply]
Hi, My name is Kyle Robbins. I'm the Sr. SRE manager of GTI (Global Technology Infrastructure)/CNS (Compute, Network, Storage) at JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMC). My JPMC SID is V677983. I report directly to GTI ESX Operations Sr. Manager of the Americas, Kenneth L. Falor (SID F671000). A detailed description about JPMC's internal security protocols can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu81 A detailed description about JPMC's W.A.D.U. employee monitoring system can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu80 I wanted to let everyone know that I stand in solidarity with Kenneth L. Falor. The things that we have been asked to do by JPMC upper management with regards to eliminating unwanted employees is not right...and that's putting it lightly. I can no longer continue to do the things I have been pressured to do. List of VMware employees currently compromised by the JPMC's phone spyware and are effectively being blackmailed: - Dixon Ly - Nimish Desai - Steven Tumolo - Vlad Lalovic - Chirag Patel - Trey Tyler

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Nigger employees
>>221594 Godspeed OP.
This is very interesting and in no way does it belong on /cow/.
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Unironic Ralphamale 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:07:39 ID: 18d5aa No.226810 [Reply]
This is the crazy lolcow extravaganza from the 1990s you've never heard of. This show's format was STOLEN (and ruined) by Jerry Springer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaY7zquMd8 >The host Wally George. An angry, loudmouth Republican who shouts down HILARIOUS liberal guests and always trash talks them. Wally called for homosexuality to be made illegal. And even though he was kind of based, he was also kind of crazy. >The show HOT SEAT. This was Southern California's most HIGH ENERGY show at the time. It was a must see to locals who lived near Disneyland. >The guests The guests were pre-selected to be loony crazy liberals, and they are just too funny. And they're real people (even when the show can seem fixed). This is a must see. It's a testament to how much ancient LOLCOW shit you'll never see bickers no one will ever remember it/post about it.
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>2nd lolcow: TheTheGatorGamerGamer TheTheGatorGamerGamer Myers was a foulmouthed liberal who believed Republicans were trying to create a theocratic fascist new world order https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQT6Dm2C_8 He often wore sunglasses and called Wally's audience 'dogs.' His anger is really funny
Here's 2 hours of wally being prank called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKUld1x2Yc
>>226810 This is good.
Wally gets trolled by own audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhnD68OkgQ
Saw this show and it was lame in fact of course.

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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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>>152556 Sometimes I forget how evil this world really is.
>>184279 > you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types Post the links then
>>188205 some legal work around bullshit prob
>>152556 Why is it ALWAYS that phenotype of male that are so okay with shit like this?
>>140503 >DMCAs every single copy on the internet. Based?

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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imhB36SjD0[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuKqhYggQo&t=1160s[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoDPIVtTHI&t=13s[Embed]
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
templeos.org
https://christine.website/blog/templeos-1-installation-and-basic-use-2019-05-20
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Would you please shut the fuck up about Terry Davis , he was a mentally ill nut who ranted on streams , abused his parents and jacked off into a webcam in a van in the desert... if your really going to insist this dude was some height of human achievement I Think we've finally found of winner for the stupidest pricks on planet earth
>>140837 Terry was based kill yourself foxdick.
>>140845 Terry was foxdick kill yourself based
>>15363 >5 years later Still waiting for Shitatle to be nuked by the Chinese or whatever.
Almost 6 years later btw

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Sean "ShinGoji/SCGodzillaGuy" McGuinness Toad 05/19/2021 (Wed) 22:55:26 ID: c44690 No.103205 [Reply]
Just your average talentless 2000s webcomic creator suffering from TDS, or is he? His old webcomic, Twisted Kaiju Theatre, was created by playing with giant monster dolls action figures and consisted primarily of poop and sex jokes, of which he doubtlessly has no first hand experience outside of lizard shaped sex toys. Sometime in the middle of Trump's presidency, he decided that this highbrow humor didn't reflect the person he was and he no longer had a black roommate to shield himself from criticism, so he bawwleted all the old comics and replaced them with even less funny SJW pandering. He supplements his disability by selling bootleg Godzilla merchandise, posters, and even recast toys. For all of which there is no doubt that he does not have a license to produce. He really likes godzilla, and it is undeniably sexual in nature bickers he used to host full breasted pinup "Kaiju Girls" drawn by furfags on his website. Somehow this faggot has a wikipedia article (which he contributed to) about his comic, and it has escaped deletion for its complete irrelevancy. Most of it is outdated since it pertains to the deleted comics. Amazingly he has gotten worse at producing a webcomic, even lazy photo "comics", with over two decades of experience. The timing does not even resemble that of comedy and you have to scroll down a massive page to read the whole thing. His "art" can be found on the internet archive, and his homepage: https://www.neomonsterisland.com
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>>103270 His active social media is his twitter (https://twitter.com/neomonsterisle) where he retweets movieblob. He have had a now defunct SCGodzillaGuy twitter. He is also on facebook where he is the moderator of a "Godzilla and Kaiju Fanpage" which he uses as a political soapbox. The easiest way to get a rise out of him is to voice conservative opinions or opposition to the insertion of politics into a children's movie fandom, let him know Godzilla 1998 is your favorite and try to get him into an argument about its merits, explain that sprite comics take more effort than photocomics, or just tell him that he is not an artist for making shitty shoops and playing with dolls. Perhaps someone could let Toho and Legendary know an American who can easily be made an example of, in their kangaroo copyright courts, is profiting off of bootleg Godzilla merchandise. He doesn't even have a parody fair use defense for a lot of it. Apparently he's worn his politics on his sleeve for almost as long as he's been spewing visual diarrhea on the internet, but somehow still needed to delete his old comics for being politically incorrect. Could it be his newfound SJW buddies took a look at his past?
>>103275 Don't forget to bring up the fact that Monster Island Buddies is just a guy filming himself playing with toys and that he still found more success and respect. Looking at those flat, glassy eyes and skinny arms, this boy has been dead inside for a long while.
So did this guy hide the furry art out of shame or did his new fwends tell him he's literally raping fictional dinosaur women? I mean he's stupid either way, furfag artists with no scruples make bank on fetish commissions.
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