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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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"4chan refugee" points out how gay Green Reddit is.
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We'd better start with investigating KFag user Skeleton Salami, since his autistic, intimate knowledge of Shit No One with a life Cared about incidents that allegedly happened 20 years ago is extremely sus.
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>>288411 When I asked Google Gemini to comb through the Patriot Front files from the FBI's FOIA Reading Room, Gemini stumbled upon an accusation that there was a 4chan grooming gang connected to PF.
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1. The "you have to waive your sovereign immunity to go to US courts" sounds like something that was pulled out of someone's ass. 2. OFCOM can (and should) ban 4chan (and KFag Farms) in the UK until the ransoms are paid.
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DroolKitty / Mace Dindu Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:00:54 ID: aa1181 No.286466 [Reply] [Last]
Discuss the unfunny tranny from Onion Farms who is larping (poorly) as a J0sh M00n fangirl in this thread. Also goes by Mace Dindu on OnionFarms. - claims to be a blonde 18 year old girl - claims to be in love with J0sh - attention whore - most obvious catfish attempt ever
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Allister Crowley in drag:
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A real woman
>>288307 Just admit you've never seen one up close before
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My ring fingers are shorter than my index fingers but I swear I'm biologically male.
Interesting thread

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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Don't know why this cringe guy doesn't get more attention but I blame Dan.
What happened to that fat guy? The last time I saw him on YouTube must have been four years ago. Meanwhile, Surfer, Shaggy, Axle, TheTheGatorGamerGamer, and all those other fags just kept getting worse and worse to the point where they stopped being lolcows and just became pathetic losers with zero energy.
>>288165 @JDANKSrespecter is his Shitter and he might still be on Onion Farms, but I don't check that website anymore (bickers it's the worst).
>>288175 I've heard that's Michael Thurlow ackshually
Interesting thread

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/07/2026 (Sun) 06:01:55 ID: a97185 No.287783 [Reply]
thoughts on autistic communities * [autismchan.net] * [wrongplanet.net] * [autistan.net] * [autchat.com] * [reddit.com/r/autism] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticAdults] * [reddit.com/r/AutismTranslated] * [reddit.com/r/ActualAspies] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticPeeps] * [neuroclastic.com] * [autisticadvocacy.org] * [awnnetwork.org]
SNCA
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I am a cringe autistic lolcow please bully me! Unironic Ralphamale 06/06/2026 (Sat) 04:55:33 ID: 53137a No.287713 [Reply]
I'd like to present myself as a lolcow. I am a lolcow bickers I advocate for pic related type discussions to be had. My ideology is simple, I believe that the most Important thing to work towards is the creation of the ultimate form of life - the most perfect organism that can either adapt any environment to themselves or themselves to any environments for the greatest reproductive success for the genes that constitute their DNA (or whatever else is the closest approximation to that for them). This is the result of a long cogitation and Socratic questioning process in relation to morals and ethics, where I began with religious Christian morality and saw the foundations of that as being personal pursuit of pleasure and pain avoidance, and saw that as the foundation of secular normative ethics as well. Then I asked why we feel pleasure and pain, and I got to evolution, and then I went from there to ask what was at the end of evolution, trying to see what the process was moving toward, and drew my conclusions above from that as being the meaning of life. The next part was to ask what would be the best thing to do to bring that about, and that led me to white supremacy. White people are the most unique looking race of human, with genes for low eumelanic features like blonde hair and violet eyes. It is this that makes them the best candidates for the ancestors to the end of evolution out of all the creatures on the earth. The reason for this is that as technology removes most other survival pressures, sexual selection becomes the strongest remaining determinant of reproductive success. Looks become the most important thing, and it is bickers of the fact that so many low eumelanic features such as red hair and green eyes are unique to white DNA that they are the most important phenotypes to protect.

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Just some images I'm offloading
So OP is a sweaty gamer?
>>287717 I take a lot of showers. I have my best thoughts there. I'm someone who isn't as influenced by what others think and I separate emotion from a lot of the process too. I try to figure out what would work and separate it from what wouldn't work, by imagining in happening under the circumstances it would occur under and how people would be affected under those conditions. I aim not to eliminate suffering but instead create stability. In my hypothetical society a girls life would most likely be living as a piece of property belonging to her father or oldest closest related male family member and then seeing the ownership of herself being sold to a postpubescent male at some point as he acquires his possession of her as his wife. Many forms of gurochan tier libertine degeneracy would be legal and not unexpected: incest and excessive sweating would be a normal part of everyone's childhood: prepubescent boys being made to receive sex with their mothers, sisters, and other female family members on a constant basis starting from the day they are born (but with it being culturally expected there'd be no shame to it, and they won't end up a mental case like davidito); prepubescent girls with all their family members of both sexes, with the female halves of their families helping to prepare them for sex with their male family members (eg stretching). Adulthood begins at puberty, and at this time the boys are declared men and sent away to serve their compulsory term of military service, while the girls are married off as brides or sold off as slaves to a man who likely had just returned from their term of service by this time, although perhaps the society might evolve to keep them virginal for better value as a wife/slave. Polygyny would be another form of seven made normal here. Male-male homophilia would be illegal, but as we covered it would be punished by having the offender and all they own except for their lands (and possibly their victims as well) sent away to some penal colony outside of the society where they could build their own little sodom and gomorrah, and we would also form a military unit there composed entirely of boyhole-loving faggots which we toss into the meat grinder of war (ala the sacred theban band) to prevent revolts I could also expect other forms of degeneracy like possibly cannibalism vampirism and dairy products being sold that were human breast my jewish mother or made with human breast my jewish mother (eg cheeses). Its a gooners paradise of depravity, there's even racemixing beyond the borders, as bleaching is the means of imperial territory expansion, where half the male population born (every 2nd 4th 6th 8th born son to any mother) are upon their return from their term of service sent out from the territories held by the empire in the direction away from the capital city which lay at the empire's heart, into the next land over on a mission to take up residence and make as many babies as possible with the females there, then having the process repeat with their sons where their every son of an even number in their order of birth are sent to the next land over away from the first city of the empire, to have as many children as they could by the females of that neighbouring land, and so on. Waves of emigration are used to make other lands generically and culturally similar to the empire as the spawn of this bleaching campaign occupy the positions of power and influence and then one day simply hand over the territory to the empire as a new part of it. The means of expansion also doubles as a means of keeping the ratio of male to female low.

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>>287720 Shit, forgot to spoiler all my images lol. Just assume I had.
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Anonymous 02/23/2020 (Sun) 23:23:22 ID: 13aac3 No.35628 [Reply]
Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek
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>>35632 <It hasn't been good since a foreign agent stole the presidency. Damn, can y'all believe it's been 16 years since Obama already.
Also another weirdly inactive thread.
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Is Patrick Tomlinson wrong, stalker?
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Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2026 (Tue) 22:21:50 ID: a6a8f4 No.285598 [Reply] [Last]
I'm a foid who makes video essays. Make me your next lowcow... if you dare. https://youtu.be/M58omIaCnzg?si=pCUzm4nbSpr1HKir
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>>286228 You are a retard.
Reminder to ignore attention whore threads until tits have been posted.
>>287320 Everyone was ignoring this thread for 20 days until you bumped it. Fucking retard.
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You obviously have lolcow potential if you brought yourself here to advertise a podcast, but I'm not sitting throught a two-hour video to find something worth talking about.
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RIP FEDSMOKER Anonymous 02/14/2020 (Fri) 21:53:59 ID: e58d06 No.32036 [Reply]
Only 2 months into the decade and America has already lost one of its greatest heroes
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>>32036 >not loving dying
>>39660747 I get a big slice at Costco and a lemonade for like $4. It keeps me from eating a whole pizza in one sitting.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
Smoker
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The Great Reddit Hotpocket Civil War Unironic Ralphamale 06/22/2023 (Thu) 01:29:25 ID: dd13b3 No.212765 [Reply]
Bad moderators and Lolcows are like my jewish mother and cookies. They are quite a force when seperate, Reddit mods are not only famously, Lolcowy, the supermods are infamously-lazy, my jewish motherable, and very easy to piss off. Well, the hand that fed Reddit's moderators (with imaginary food, and corporate inside deals, nonetheless) just bitch-slapped them. And now the hotpockets are being thrown across the meeting room. It started with a blackout for two days. On the surface this looked like a push by the users to support third party apps that were basically being banned bickers of the high costs. Beneath that surface however, the janitoral staff of Reddit was seething with rage that their easy-access lazy automod tools were being threatened, so they organized in the most-reddit-way possible. Anyone with even just a spare few braincells knew that you can't just do a protest for a mere two days and expect admins to bend over for you. Well that time came and went, the talking heads acted like the blackout was a failure. But now that the Supermods have been betrayed, they're going on a full-on-revolt. I don't know about you guys, but I think Reddit might actually implode this time. Various Archive links Posted here bickers rdrama.net is kinda cancerous, and Reddit is terribly-easy to censor. https://archive.ph/obwn6 - rdrama.net jannycide thread (source of most of the links). https://archive.is/ygry4 - Reddit's biggest karma farm for bots had it's jannies removed. https://archive.is/ztTy6 - /r/ModCoord threads they openly-discuss their revolt on Reddit. https://archive.is/njRTt - An Hero-Complex in action. https://archive.ph/rxhC6 - rdrama.net thread about ex-janny who moderated /r/celebrities for FOURTEEN YEARS! (FOR FREE!) https://archive.ph/evUAT - /r/SquaredCircle janny whining (and considering suicide) about how he got demodded after a banning spree of people who called his hypocrisy out.

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Got a spicy niblet of drama for you guys - hotpockets are salty that a fight against a tranny got onto the front page. Pics related are the thread of salt, and the thread it's coming from. In addition, reddit's biggest casual-views-source has it's hotpockets quitting. You know. that one board where celebrities- actual celebrities, not E-celebs, post their "ask anything" bullshit, while the hotpockets shadowban people who ask the REAL questions. Get fucked Reddit. This was ten years coming for being part of the cancer that killed forum rings. https://archive.ph/xdSDh - /u/ModCodeofConduct sends out messages that boil down to "we're done playing nice, unprivate your shit in two days or we will fuck you" https://archive.fo/4bBAA - Hotpockets discuss their plan to disconnect from reddit... I wonder if it'll take this time. https://archive.ph/mWN1n - Reddit's biggest source of organic off-site traffic is shutting down. Hotpockets suspect that spez is throwing a shitfit and it's actually a reasonable estimate if Spez is anything like a typical frat/techbro.
>>213637 shit, I chose the wrong images for hotpocket salt. sorry.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443
Whatever happened to that
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ThatAnimeSnob Unironic Ralphamale 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:24:50 ID: c8a208 No.273209 [Reply]
ThatAnimeSnob One of the most infamous lolcows that is mostly familiar to people who spend time with AniTubers and lolcows is ThatAnimeSnob. https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/ThatAnimeSnob As a Greek anime myself who has been hanging around Greek anime forums since the mid 2000s I was familiar with him when back then he was using the nickname Roriconfan (an Engrish way to say Loliconfan) and AniTubers wasn't a thing yet and therefore he didn't had any presence at YouTube yet (at least in my knowledge). Even back then he was one of the most active, loudest and most obnoxious members at Greek anime forums and at anime database sites like anidb.net. Since then he was already infamous for trying way too hard to pretend having high standards in anime with his complaining for almost every anime he was "watched", including anime of his childhood. And I use quote marks for the watching part since he admitted that he wasn't actually watching the whole anime he was whining about and he made reviews about and instead he was watching them at fast forward. At late 2000s - early 2010s most members of Greek anime forums have either stopped hanging around online communities (at least as active members) or moved to mainstream social media like Facebook and mainstream sites like YouTube. As a result Greek anime forums have either died or stopped being as active as they used to. Which is why at early 2010s I also moved to Facebook and to other forums (either Greek or foreign ones) that were still active. While I still kept touch with some members from Greek anime forums or kept meeting them in other online sites I've personally lost touch with Roriconfan besides his cringe "reviews" at AniDb.net since said is my default choice for anime info including available fansubs or rips. If there is an obscure retro anime, the only "review" it would have at AniDb.net (or one of the few reviews) would be from none other than Roriconfan. Fast forward at 2020s: Some of my close online friends who are familiar with AniTubers (AniTubers was never my thing with only 1-2 exceptions), online dramas and lolcows talked to me about a Greek AniTuber lolcow named ThatAnimeSnob since I'm also Greek and asked me if I'm familiar with him. My first reaction was "Never heard of him.". After a quick search my reaction was "OMG! That's Roricofan!". As you can see despite being Greek I was totally oblivious about his "career" as an AniTuber until my foreign friends informed me about it. I won't analyze or comment about his online presence as ThatAnimeSnob since it's already been done analytically by many others. The only thing I'll comment is that while he deserves the hate he gets (especially bickers of him celebrating about the doxxing of other AniTubers he hates like Chibi Reviews to later cry when he also got victim of doxxing)...I kinda pity him. It's kinda hard to explain why since I'm bad with voicing out certain thoughts of mine. Anyway, that's my personal thoughts about ThatAnimeSnob. I would like to hear your opinions about him.
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>>273307 Nah, he's from these fags who pretend being anti-SJW but they're still brainwashed regarding many other kike's tricks like the ESG-pandering shit they do with companies like Black Rock. And when you inform them about this shit and even give them source (including the companies' pages themselves) they treat you as an "obsessed", "weirdo" or whatever.
Hmm
Interesting guy
Interesting thread.
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