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Internet Fat Ass Machine Unironic Ralphamale 03/16/2026 (Mon) 05:03:15 ID: b81da7 No.283557 [Reply]
Allow me to introduce you to Brittany or as she likes to call herself Internet Hate Machine or IHM for short. She is the Owner of the now twice dead 94 chan and possess a womb that has miscarried so much it must be haunted. She has a long history of being an attention whoring sperg dating back all the way to at least 2008. Her ED article and dox info below. https://edramatica.com/Brittany_Holechko :] Alias: IHM,Brittany Sullivan Birth Real Name: Brittany Holechko Address: 1407 S 19th St Terre Haute, IN 47803-401 812-234-3518 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [SOCIAL MEDIA:] https://x.com/tetrachromacyyy https://steamcommunity.com/id/tetrachromat https://foxdickfarms.st/members/shodan.96930/ Telegram https://ghettogaggers.com/tetrachromat

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Her newborn daughter Rosemary Lou Sullivan who she claimed she would never post on social media lol.
>>283744 IHM looks just like what you and Dan think Lidl Drip looks like. What a coincidence.
>>285557 Yeah but IHM is actually hot though. Would smash the brakes off of. >>285538 this persons hard drive should likely be checked. Just a guess.
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>>285557 >IHM looks just like what you and Dan think Lidl Drip looks like I see the similarities I guess
>>285570 You know what I meant.

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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>>275292 Are you talking about Bryan or Warhammer?
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this norwooding retarded phaggot took away the only funny and talented cocks creator to come around since Mama JF.
restoring this deleted post, why was it deleted though?
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>>276276 maybe bickers the dox is wrong. aksel wassas engstad. wrong address too. that's probably a relative of his. google recently updated street view btw. the shed has been renovated, if anyone was wondering how the hell the red shack had multiple rooms and doors and AC it's bickers there has been work done.
Don't know why this cringe guy doesn't get more attention but I blame Dan.

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New Casey thread Unironic Ralphamale 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:43:49 ID: 8ea4c4 No.286106 [Reply]
Bitching about AI art made of him lately. Kind of lolzy haha https://www.deviantart.com/coolcsd1986/posts
This is one strange subhuman.

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 5 Unironic Ralphamale 04/08/2026 (Wed) 16:51:47 ID: d04b23 No.284044 [Reply] [Last]
FAT Edition
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>He's my Chris Chan That's cool, you're still a bird brained faggette with no life outside of your pet cow. It's your fault you can't go more than 24 hours without pissing yourself over Null, and really the old "I'm just having fun on the Internet" line doesn't work when you're clearly mad at him
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the goth girl misandrist so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Man Hate Thread I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every foxdick farms post there is of hers online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking hate sex with Lidl Drip. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Lidl Drip's tight radfem pussy. I want her to have my incel/femcel babies. Fuck, the fucking Pissminge caught me with AI pics of Lidl Drip. I'd genned her in a black latex maid costume and went to fucking town. She hasn't tweeted at me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my commissary money. I might not ever get to bust fat nuts to Lidl Drip ever again.
Bump limit reached, new thread up https://alogs.space/cow/res/286386.html
>>286371 >>286372 >>286374 >>286375 >>286376 >>286379 >>286380 >>286382 >>286383 >>286384 >>286387 Oh wow, what a riveting display of internet toxicity! It's almost like watching two seagulls fight over a single fry—loud, messy, and completely devoid of any redeeming qualities. But hey, at least you're consistent in your unironic commitment to being the absolute worst versions of yourselves. Truly, a masterclass in how not to engage in civil discourse. (Also, if you're going to troll, at least make it funny trolling. This just reads like two people who really need to touch grass... or at least take a shower. Maybe both.)

Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
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>>285741 >if you make fun of a lolcow, the lolcow wins Some sexless altright retard is really in here defending his internet hero.
What does posting a silly dance video prove exactly? Why are you so butthurt? You post nothing but trash
>>286000 Ignorant obese histrionic manchild failure
>>285722 If you can't breed white women or any women of any race then you're invited to join my wiz server for male outcasts, neet, hikki, otaku, virgins, etc. Men with little social life to none. A community of like minded relatable people, where you can discuss your life and interests without discomfort. The ultimate place for true wiz to discuss anything without regard to the group think these are the raw lives of the based males in society Ignore the haters and take it easy with the wizcels https://disboard.org/server/1392470206001057923
>>286089 Diddler Naught wanting to unmask /cow/ posters

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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you're invited to join my wiz server for male outcasts, neet, hikkis, otaku, virgins, etc. Men with little social life to none. A community of like minded relatable people, where you can discuss your life and interests without discomfort. The ultimate place for true wiz to discuss anything without regard to the group think these are the raw lives of the based males in society https://disboard.org/server/1392470206001057923
>>285541 this is Naught running a gayop
>calls other subhumans but is an obese myopic sedentary bpd retard >wants to save the white race but can barely get off his chair LOL LMFAO EVEN Good one stevie
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>>285541 wow, this thing actually works, now I don't have a downcord account, thanks bud 👍 I think I haven't talked on any kind of server, just PMs, for like a few years, so I've logged in, spent a fun 5 minutes on that server. But then it sucked. well bickers there you are surrounded by terminally online, inexpressive, dimwitted brats, who think e-fame is the shit in 2026 when literally every G​AMERGATE baby is online and is competing for a efame spot while sending nudes to their fappy neighbors. If anything, it makes you feel like an unc, and what is worse feeling like an unc? In reality, being called an unc, usually means something, at least you did something, and if you feel being an unc online you did wrong, it's just fucking DUMB. so anyway, no discord0 for me, bounjour, thanks, bye!
>>285541 this server owner is way too based he is a legend, an absolute ubermensch the one nietzche wrote about, he buckbreaks everyone he comes into contact with the post above me is proof of that. Holy WizGod many blessings to you. Based wizcel. Keep on winning, son. You're the best.

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Unironic Ralphamale 03/06/2023 (Mon) 12:45:10 ID: ccabb5 No.195015 [Reply]
Roxos arguing with 7 different grossly offensive right now
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>>195814 The breakup with his boy Mikey broke Roxo's funnybone I see.
Grossly Offensive is also Rizzard of Oz
>>286017 nobody gives a shit axle kill yourself
>>195319 wow discord, how interesting its like in real life except its not

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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135 [Reply]
It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.
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You could very well be Null, who does lurk this board and sometimes seethes about it. That would explain your complete retardation and massive levels of cope.
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She unlocked her Twitter and cancelled the BX stream lol
>>285522 Wrong thread, I mean I get that you're trying to derail this one into not talking about xir's... Endowment.
Every time I think it's not a Dan it's him, by the way. That's what's the saddest thing right now. Really thinking too highly of old Daniel Lopez.
>>285523 Oh damn lol, followed the TheGatorGamer pic on the front page

>>81091 i'd ship them too
>>81091 >>98379 They could be memed to become a couple of course in fact, she would talk and be friendly with Chris without any doubt
>>62058 the last time i saw her online was back then, she was looking even fattier and hanging out with some lesbians
What went wrong?
>>261707 this has all been a natural process

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply] [Last]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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motion this thread to rise in the catalog
>>127594 hi brandon
bump
what's the home of brandonposting in 2026? does such a place still exist?

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