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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
http://archive.fo/iJd34
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Counter-Daniel Lopez's existence bump.
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It doesn't seem like his transition is going smoothly.
>>289071 What the fuck. Napoleon Bonaparte really let himself go.
>>289136 It turns out that the difference between Napoleon and Ben Franklin is a haircut.
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FBIchan general (8chan/8kun/Odin) Anonymous 10/19/2019 (Sat) 22:26:59 ID: 5aa03a No.13388 [Reply] [Last]
Share your favorite snaps.
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I haven't heard anything about TheTheGatorGamerGamer or Ron Watkins since Ron lost a primary election in Arizona, and it weirds me out to this day that I've been in prolonged contact with a (failed) politician I've seen on TV. J­i­m used to have his own 8chan/8kun board, /j­i­m/, which was one of the most horrifying boards I've ever seen, Someone had made a "WHERE'S THE VIDEO, J­I­M" thread, jokingly conflating him with Internet Aristocrat/Mister munchhausen/whatever the fuck he calls himself today, and J­i­m Watkins replied with the sweatiest, fattest, oldest, nudest yoga video I've ever seen in my life. It probably should have been in the OP. Ron, despite his misguided and bizarre run for public office, didn't really seem like lolcow material to me. Not very responsive and not very interesting when talking person-to-person, though the fact that I was the guy who ran an infamous trolling board on his website probably colored those conversations. I still own #8kun on Rizon and it's been dead for the entire seven years I've owned it.
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>>288874 Guess I missed some of the wordbutters there. Rookie mistake.
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>>288875 How do you feel about the prospect that TheTheGatorGamerGamer Watkins was allied with Gen. Michael Flynn on some retarded psyop, Q-Anon, that won Trump the election? pic unrel
>>288891 It would be pretty bizarre if the first Trump administration was directly involved in keeping the first 8chan afloat.
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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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This tard yeah, wonder why this thread is suppressed. Bump
We need to talk about how Fagmin turns the server off at convenient times. He won't like this, but it's going to be mentioned anyway.
Fagmin probably going to nuke this whole board soon upon the advice of JEWS, by the looks of things. Prove me wrong.
Bump this thread too I guess since he's a faggot
Interesting thread

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Pamperchu thread Anonymous 04/30/2020 (Thu) 15:03:08 ID: f52e8b No.46595 [Reply]
This thread is dedicated to our favorite meth induced schizophrenic ABDL that CRAVES CHILDREN not to mention his friend rebel foxy who is as bad if not worse WHO LITERALLY UPLOADS VIDEOS OF HIMSELF SHITTING IN HIS DIAPERS ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyI8Xp1Nr6BYWc7VIeQrgGw https://www.youtube.com/user/averybabbitt2010/videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqfp5Kz-Hhg
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BUMP
Pedochu
Those were the good old days when only a few knew about him; every shitty celebrity who decided to expose him ended up killing the cow.
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>>288164 Do you think his YouTube exposure was a factor in this supposed pedo turn he's taken? We've had several threads about people on YouTube getting gigantic audiences and then trying to fuck a kid, and while it's VERY WEIRD for Pamperchu to take the same turn, it fits a pattern.
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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>287655 Filled with complete lies and debunked videos/clips provided by emptyhero the sweaty gamer
Britbong truly turned into a unironically gay sweaty gamer, and besides that, he's incapable of making anyone laugh with his trolling. It seems to me that everyone who talked trash about him has been vindicated. One of the rare cases where a lolcow is truly 100% what all his alogs say.
>>288162 >Britbong truly turned into a unironically gay sweaty gamer Many such cases among Britfaggots in general and I'm getting pretty sick of it.
>>288162 I sure as shit don't need vindication, but maybe somewhere out there Krapple is thriving and getting all of the giant clits he's ever craved. I haven't seen him anywhere since maybe 2018 or 2019.
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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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"4chan refugee" points out how gay Green Reddit is.
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We'd better start with investigating KFag user Skeleton Salami, since his autistic, intimate knowledge of Shit No One with a life Cared about incidents that allegedly happened 20 years ago is extremely sus.
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>>288411 When I asked Google Gemini to comb through the Patriot Front files from the FBI's FOIA Reading Room, Gemini stumbled upon an accusation that there was a 4chan grooming gang connected to PF.
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1. The "you have to waive your sovereign immunity to go to US courts" sounds like something that was pulled out of someone's ass. 2. OFCOM can (and should) ban 4chan (and KFag Farms) in the UK until the ransoms are paid.
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DroolKitty / Mace Dindu Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:00:54 ID: aa1181 No.286466 [Reply] [Last]
Discuss the unfunny tranny from Onion Farms who is larping (poorly) as a J0sh M00n fangirl in this thread. Also goes by Mace Dindu on OnionFarms. - claims to be a blonde 18 year old girl - claims to be in love with J0sh - attention whore - most obvious catfish attempt ever
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Allister Crowley in drag:
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A real woman
>>288307 Just admit you've never seen one up close before
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My ring fingers are shorter than my index fingers but I swear I'm biologically male.
Interesting thread

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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Don't know why this cringe guy doesn't get more attention but I blame Dan.
What happened to that fat guy? The last time I saw him on YouTube must have been four years ago. Meanwhile, Surfer, Shaggy, Axle, TheTheGatorGamerGamer, and all those other fags just kept getting worse and worse to the point where they stopped being lolcows and just became pathetic losers with zero energy.
>>288165 @JDANKSrespecter is his Shitter and he might still be on Onion Farms, but I don't check that website anymore (bickers it's the worst).
>>288175 I've heard that's Michael Thurlow ackshually
Interesting thread

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/07/2026 (Sun) 06:01:55 ID: a97185 No.287783 [Reply]
thoughts on autistic communities * [autismchan.net] * [wrongplanet.net] * [autistan.net] * [autchat.com] * [reddit.com/r/autism] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticAdults] * [reddit.com/r/AutismTranslated] * [reddit.com/r/ActualAspies] * [reddit.com/r/AutisticPeeps] * [neuroclastic.com] * [autisticadvocacy.org] * [awnnetwork.org]
SNCA
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I am a cringe autistic lolcow please bully me! Unironic Ralphamale 06/06/2026 (Sat) 04:55:33 ID: 53137a No.287713 [Reply]
I'd like to present myself as a lolcow. I am a lolcow bickers I advocate for pic related type discussions to be had. My ideology is simple, I believe that the most Important thing to work towards is the creation of the ultimate form of life - the most perfect organism that can either adapt any environment to themselves or themselves to any environments for the greatest reproductive success for the genes that constitute their DNA (or whatever else is the closest approximation to that for them). This is the result of a long cogitation and Socratic questioning process in relation to morals and ethics, where I began with religious Christian morality and saw the foundations of that as being personal pursuit of pleasure and pain avoidance, and saw that as the foundation of secular normative ethics as well. Then I asked why we feel pleasure and pain, and I got to evolution, and then I went from there to ask what was at the end of evolution, trying to see what the process was moving toward, and drew my conclusions above from that as being the meaning of life. The next part was to ask what would be the best thing to do to bring that about, and that led me to white supremacy. White people are the most unique looking race of human, with genes for low eumelanic features like blonde hair and violet eyes. It is this that makes them the best candidates for the ancestors to the end of evolution out of all the creatures on the earth. The reason for this is that as technology removes most other survival pressures, sexual selection becomes the strongest remaining determinant of reproductive success. Looks become the most important thing, and it is bickers of the fact that so many low eumelanic features such as red hair and green eyes are unique to white DNA that they are the most important phenotypes to protect.

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Just some images I'm offloading
So OP is a sweaty gamer?
>>287717 I take a lot of showers. I have my best thoughts there. I'm someone who isn't as influenced by what others think and I separate emotion from a lot of the process too. I try to figure out what would work and separate it from what wouldn't work, by imagining in happening under the circumstances it would occur under and how people would be affected under those conditions. I aim not to eliminate suffering but instead create stability. In my hypothetical society a girls life would most likely be living as a piece of property belonging to her father or oldest closest related male family member and then seeing the ownership of herself being sold to a postpubescent male at some point as he acquires his possession of her as his wife. Many forms of gurochan tier libertine degeneracy would be legal and not unexpected: incest and excessive sweating would be a normal part of everyone's childhood: prepubescent boys being made to receive sex with their mothers, sisters, and other female family members on a constant basis starting from the day they are born (but with it being culturally expected there'd be no shame to it, and they won't end up a mental case like davidito); prepubescent girls with all their family members of both sexes, with the female halves of their families helping to prepare them for sex with their male family members (eg stretching). Adulthood begins at puberty, and at this time the boys are declared men and sent away to serve their compulsory term of military service, while the girls are married off as brides or sold off as slaves to a man who likely had just returned from their term of service by this time, although perhaps the society might evolve to keep them virginal for better value as a wife/slave. Polygyny would be another form of seven made normal here. Male-male homophilia would be illegal, but as we covered it would be punished by having the offender and all they own except for their lands (and possibly their victims as well) sent away to some penal colony outside of the society where they could build their own little sodom and gomorrah, and we would also form a military unit there composed entirely of boyhole-loving faggots which we toss into the meat grinder of war (ala the sacred theban band) to prevent revolts I could also expect other forms of degeneracy like possibly cannibalism vampirism and dairy products being sold that were human breast my jewish mother or made with human breast my jewish mother (eg cheeses). Its a gooners paradise of depravity, there's even racemixing beyond the borders, as bleaching is the means of imperial territory expansion, where half the male population born (every 2nd 4th 6th 8th born son to any mother) are upon their return from their term of service sent out from the territories held by the empire in the direction away from the capital city which lay at the empire's heart, into the next land over on a mission to take up residence and make as many babies as possible with the females there, then having the process repeat with their sons where their every son of an even number in their order of birth are sent to the next land over away from the first city of the empire, to have as many children as they could by the females of that neighbouring land, and so on. Waves of emigration are used to make other lands generically and culturally similar to the empire as the spawn of this bleaching campaign occupy the positions of power and influence and then one day simply hand over the territory to the empire as a new part of it. The means of expansion also doubles as a means of keeping the ratio of male to female low.

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>>287720 Shit, forgot to spoiler all my images lol. Just assume I had.
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