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Emptyhero Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 19:17:21 ID: 679e29 No.186664 [Reply]
>Gets banned from YouTube for filing fradulent counter claims bickers he's scared of Manly tears/Britbong >Now stuck streaming to 19 people on a dead channel >Paying people money to shout him out Not like this bros.. LMAO
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>>186664 do you think EmptyQueero is my jewish mothering Fuzhou's buttery my jewish motherers for sustenance in these trying times?
Manletears is a sperg, but Michael is a sore loser and a fag too.

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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>>189840 NTA but to add to that, mark has been seething about /cow/ more than usual, he and his niGGer cake eaters bring up /cow/ at the slightest insult or trolling, as if there was a giant conspiracy involving both boards. Also included some nice little recent images where they pretty much admit their gay little site is all but dead, and the users are no different than normalG​AMERGATEs/redditors who report each other all day long What a fantastic end to the niGGer movement, forced to smell the kike's farts and jerk each other off as the last few remaining users seethe at each other and call them names, /cow/ living eternally in their heads
>>190732 Still can't let go from the little retard wars from back on 8ch. PATHETIC
You know what I just noticed? /cow/ and alogs is still on the webring. Blacked.cp isn't Is this why markie-poo is seething so hard about this place? bickers his pedo circlejerk got kicked out but the boogieman that mocks him is still kept around?
lol, lmao even with how dead the webring is, what do you think the odds are of mark being literally the only one still making the "lolis are not pedo reee" argument and whining about /cow/? do even the other most hardcore niGGers care about us anymore?
Zzzchan is dead as fuck, the only thing going on there are the usual cp or factions hating Mark or loving Mark. see https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/132807.html#134461 Also, rapeman is banning anyone making jokes about Mark.

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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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>>152556 How could you watch your woman perform that kind of degrading porn and then kiss her?
>>183492 Just look at his face. He is either a retard who isn't capable of well thought out life decisions, or a pervert who went after her precisely bickers he knew what she did and wanted her to do it to him too. But still, the fact that she accepted him in what appears to be a normal relationship means he was most likely born into a rich, well connected family, or he somehow lucked out and got a bullshit but very well paid job, or both. This exact kind of pairing is now massively encouraged by the media bickers no matter how you slice it the woman will be the one wearing the pants in the relationship. In fact, if you go to certain corners of the internet you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types and discuss how to best fleece you through divorce settlements etc.
>>152556 The only way I would wife that up would be if she would put out for me like her porno movies fairly regularly. Otherwise she can take her born again christian bullshit right out to the street.
>>183381 >charging someone for refusing sex How the fuck is that legal? Isn't that rape?
>>152556 Sometimes I forget how evil this world really is.

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>127523 indeed
Is Latza still winning?
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Imagine looking like this and still doing the same shit you were doing over 10 years ago with zero success or career opportunity.
>>186899 why is he so BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD

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Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka thread Unironic Ralphamale 01/26/2023 (Thu) 17:51:22 ID: 7566ae No.188638 [Reply]
Whatever happened to Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka? I heard the dude wasn't doing to well, but I'm not up on the details. >Kyanka started Something Awful several months before being forced to resign from his job at PlanetQuake for writing a derogatory website update about a fellow employee. He moved the "Cranky Steve" personality in question to the site in 1999.[4] >Originally, the site was limited mostly to personal cocks, in which Kyanka personally reviewed video games, movies, and comics which he felt were "something awful". However in later years the site grew to feature numerous writers and columnists, putting Kyanka's own writings in the minority. Kyanka is the creator of the characters Jeff K. and Cliff Yablonski, that are featured on the Something Awful site.
Kyanka put lead in Kyanka's head is what happened.
>>188638 >>188686 He killed himself after allowing a tranny to molest his children bickers he was going to be forced to pay child support.

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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
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Paki-chan from LCF >derails threads to talk about how bad her life in Pakistan is and how ugly Pakistani men are >hates "western/white/privileged" women out of jealousy >simps for white nazis (i.e. Varg) >posted a pic of her grandmother >posted a pic of her and her brother's hand to prove she's female >used to larp as "(c)rap-chan", a mixed black woman who hates rap, was outed by a janny >neet, says she can't work bickers she's not allowed in her culture (sucks for her but I thought I'd mention it anyway) >avatarfags with cat pics >very easy to recognize ESL typing style
>>187499 Bout time
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>>187499 She cute

JamusActimus AKA JamalActimel, JuanActimel and JeanActimel kiwifarms scrote 12/07/2022 (Wed) 08:49:09 ID: fe1ad0 No.182835 [Reply]
Full Doxx of JamusActimus AKA JamalActimel, JuanActimel and JeanActimel https://foxdickfarms.net/members/jamusactimus.55335/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/JeanActimel Forum: https://avenoel.org/profil/JeanActimel (strong evidences here) Ask fm : https://ask.fm/JeanActimel Facebook :https://www.facebook.com/alain.sourate.1 Twitter: https://tw.tinf.io/ToutsaufSJW Facebook alt https://www.facebook.com/jean.actimel Twitter alt: https://tw.tinf.io/jean_actimel Pokemon shit: https://www.smogon.com/forums/search/5488585/ Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000669326 Jvc: https://www.jeuxvideo.com/profil/jeanactimel?mode=infos JamusActimus could change into any name fitting the J...A... pattern, so this is the best doxx he can get. His allies include NerdShamer, Adamska, Battlecruiser3000ad, SeaVulture and AngryTreeRat. StreetGangsta and Analog Devolved have been kicked out by the aftermath of the suicide of Byuu/Near and the efforts of Keffals respectively.
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> NYPA faggot this belongs in the foxdick thread you unfunny tourist. Go back to where you belong. Bryan is feeling the wrath of the Red-Brown alliance. With his computer confiscated in the name of Donald Trump he has been unable to sperg relentlessly on the internet. In a great victory for socialism Bryan's mother has caught wind of his war with the heroes of our red-brown coalition and has censored him for us. Bryan has been unable to desecrate our beloved Wikipedia page or defame the perfect 2018 Mortal Engines movie. Bryan's mother no longer wants him to study for his masters and doesn't want him exposing our brave agents. He will be unable to dox any of us by posting our names and pictures online. This is cause for much laughter and celebration. He should have worn the hat with a propeller on top lined with tinfoil! Launch all of our kittens and commence the "cure" the COVID-19 program on Bryan's computer. Bryan has lost and suffered a humiliating defeat in his battle against foxdick farms.
Not this bullshit again. Someone said something mean to Blaine the tranny and is getting ranted about? Where is the "full dox?" Just lists to socials? Does anyone here even care about Indonesian schizo Bryan (not Dunn)?
>>182845 I like jamacus and was just about to tell him about this thread actually. Dude hasn't been actually mean to me and has some bants, this dox looks shitty and shoddy and I dunno if it's him. So in all honesty this is the kinda shit I condemn not approve.
Another fucking fagget doxed lol
>>182977 Sources tell me this is a fail dox. Better luck next time kid, just kidding Bryan go fuck yourself and don't blame others for your shitty threads next time.

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>64028 we need to get this dude linked up to some irl livestreaming
>>39291 You don't have to come here. There's a lot of people on other websites that will just like you for being trans. Just make new accounts and pretend this never happened. Don't do this to yourself. Don't give up, I wish you well.
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Why do they come here?
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>>159738 Anyone?
is this really the same person who did the animepussypod with djoats?

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The Hypersexual Satanist Furry Feminist Phoebe Wells - Friedtofu 11/27/2022 (Sun) 02:01:30 ID: 644c18 No.181851 [Reply]
Phoebe Wells was born October 2, 2006 in Queensland, Australia.When she was 13-14 she would pull the hair of classmates and put them into bags inside of a box. She had 14 bags in total with their names and birthdates.She would get their hair by inviting them to sleepovers, forcely pulling it out then playing off as accident, and she wouldn’t stop with hair she also had her ex boyfriend's two year old underwear that she periodically snuffs to remember him. Along with people’s gum, spit,cum, and vials of blood which she threw away saying it was “disgusting”. Asking people to pee on her clint.This was all revealed in Meowbah server host by 19 year old groomer Jenna Leigh Hutcheson. Where Phoebe would carved Meowbah in her arm and also sell her nudes to moderators. Afterwards she would be groomed by countless other people such as Breone(https://www.youtube.com/c/Breone), ccs, and many others. She also was abused by her mother which she recorded for some unknown reason. She also attempted suicide to escape ccs her doxxer. Dox: Phoebe Wells Date of Birth: October 2, 2006 Age:16

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>>181851 would
so, she rejected emojitroon, based girl

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>175985 No, otherwise I would have sex with him and Fuzhou would start to like and respect him.
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damn dudes, i just found out britbong is taking a week off of streaming bickers his dad and older brother were just diagnosed with syphilis
They probably got that by fucking Pristine Amethyst
emptyhero is seething on tvch right now
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Britbong new youtube acc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1b8HMfQ84g https://www.youtube.com/@britbongreturns/videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKQajl59jpDvWQj1UAEs-vw https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtjkb_a8IX0wVw7MrRPqCTQ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw_mls-lJxYUUrHEMmWP0WA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1k1EHgAa3tssAGjBgv6kvg https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUJF6nWMtaNcvcc2nNQaEzA I believe he has almost 20 socks accs at the moment, just like Nuzach, Britbong love to astroturf and replying to his own comments and pretending to be an entirely different person in a rather pathetic and obvious way. No only that, Britbong made EmptyHero and TheBadGuys all their youtube accs be banned. About Empty being banned, honestly the best thing about him in recent times was all the good stuff that was recorded on the streams that Fuzhou was a part of, since he's a good lolcow. TheBadGuys put really good cocks, Britbong always hated them for making some jokes about him many years ago, but the final straw was their success. Britbong likes to proclaim himself "the original SecondLive troll" and anyone else trolling on SecondLive is obviously copying him.

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