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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>181931 Keep on seething, fool. Britbong is eternal....
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Gay slapfight with the butter golem
Fuzhou hasn't changed at all. Just the other day I came across his name appearing as patreon of other ecelebs. I don't doubt that he still gives money to onlyfans trannies and fatwhales. Apart from that, he tried to distance himself from Empty's community, but he's still addicted to foxdickfarms and butter.

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>236911 Manifesto? Sauce?
So um, >we already have a thread for this and it's uh pinned so yeah... Lurkmoar onionboys
>>247298 He's referring to the quickly deleted stream that Jewsh did immediately after the Christchurch shooting. I don't have an archive but it went about as expected. "HE WASN'T WRONG! THEY REALLY DO BE INVADING! HAHAHA, LET'S WATCH THIS WOMAN CRY FOR HELP ON LOOP FOR A WHILE"
>>247869 No. It was years before Christchurch. Weev took an interest in KF as a way to recruit spastics to muh dissident right. Fatherless TheTheGatorGamerGamer got excited about the attention from an e-famous e-daddy and tried to impress Weev. TheTheGatorGamerGamer wrote this giant textwall essay about muh white genocide and muh great replacement and posted it on KF. He went full /pol/ spastic and deliberately attracted all the other /pol/ spastics who promptly ruined the site forever. The whole reason TheTheGatorGamerGamer went to Moldova/Ukraine was to try hang around Weev IRL. Weev was living in Transnistria at the time. Of course TheTheGatorGamerGamer also needed a cheap place to live at the time bickers his long-suffering mother had finally thrown him out bickers the Donny Long disaster got her sacked from her realty job bickers spastics spammed CP to every email address in her company. This is basic KF history. I guess you cunts must all be newfriends.

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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Yakuza has often craved emojitroon's dick deep inside his innards, it's what drives him
Hes going wild right now
>>175357 I don't believe any of this. The way he posts reeks of underage (to me). He is barely 30 or not even.
>>245086 He is mentally ill and a subhuman shitskin, that's why even tho he is in his 40s he acts like a teenager.
emojitroon is posting interracial porn and tranny porn and the tvch mods are protecting him, yakuza was right, emojitroon will become a tranny

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>211599 Cuck channers in the sektur? Where? Those weaklings forget the old ways.
>>211604 Is that picture for ants Sauron or Melkor?
any new developments?
>>170667 Last time I checked, the real "winners" just happen to be same guys who knew how to draw: >Andrew Dickman It seems he accomplished the wetdream of any terminal online manchild: HIRED by the cartoon industry and left his socials >ChadRocco Rocco got a bad case of autogynephilia and now larps as a big busted DiC princess peach: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SPcGwqloXTg And yet opting to have another alternative persona (TubbyToon) drawing fat art from shitty cartoons, in which he's got this obsession with Gwen from Ben 10. But at least he can flex his fame to Andrew Dobson: >Goes full aurtistic drawing little girls as 600lbs contenders >Shits on the GOP while praising shitty liberal shows <Backed by his manchildren audience from both Channel Autism and bbw-chan <Despite not improving since the early 2010's https://twitter.com/tubbitoons https://www.deviantart.com/tubbytoon
>>211850 Melkor, the shield is what gives it away.

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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>>211700 man how did you get hit by that filter its ancient you should now better by now
update, brandons dead /thread
Brandon Robert kelley 917 N Calvert St, Baltimore, MD 21202 https://doxbin.com/upload/sweaty gamerBRANDONROBERTKELLEY Key words: sweaty gamer, Deranged, Jole, Cope, Archive, History, Narrative, Pedofile, Monique Dupree, Dao Yu, Imageboard, Drummer, Moderation, Negro childe, wethered refrence, jolemi
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Delmore Oh/Second Life Lolcows Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:03:23 ID: 977015 No.246256 [Reply]
Anyone remember Delmore Oh from Second Life's Something Awful/W-Hat group? He's come back and is now making unfunny /pol/-tier Youtube cocks under the name Uguroza. This rabbit hole probably goes deeper than Britbong's. https://twitter.com/UgurozaVT https://www.youtube.com/@UgurozaVT/videos
>>246256 Wait Delmore is back? I haven't heard that name in over a decade and a half. I see he's recycling one of his closet furry object head motifs for his vtube character. His default look in second life was a cartoon devil and he had an inworld store called "That Handsome Devil". He made some neat stuff but he was a massive faggot.
>>246257 >Buy a gay furry's warez >call him a faggot I bet you're one of the scrubs who got banned from W-Hat for regurgitating 4chan memes.
>>246258 I was never banned from WHAT or from Baku. Even despite my spending a lot of time in Digital Worlds with channers like chainsword.
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he has a new video out on the SBI/S​ARGON controversy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmKtTWbSYX4 Kind of ironic since he himself is a gay furry. Pic related is uguroza's/delmore's old fursona.

Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>39633 That is a disgusting shitskin mongrel subhuman.
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That's the Bonkers From Yonkers.
fat amos yee?
>>203400 thats at least a year ago i think, his reddit has also been inactive. He might truly be dead, but if thats the case, I would like to see his dead body and have one last laugh

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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179 [Reply] [Last]
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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Alright people. I'm dumping EVERYTHING into the archive on archive.org/details/thejahansarchive. -->> If you want the full Jahanschive you need to download it from there. I'll tell you when it's complete (I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING MASSIVE ONE
>>240867 The full Jahanschive will have everything from 2nd Nov 2008-July 2020, in chronological order. Right now I have all of folder 1 uploaded, some of folder 2, and all of folders 5 and 6 (out of 17) So if you have already downloaded what is there you need to go back and download the videos after 20140923 6eytG8FuUfY In response to Emma Watson's He For She speech until 20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness (since I skipped that part) THE ARCHIVE COULD BE TAKEN DOWN SOMEDAY, SO BACK THESE VIDEOS UP IF YOU CARE ABOUT PRESERVING JAHANISM
>>240867 >(I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) folder 2 of 17* There are 17 folders
Do you people can find me ?
This faggot is shitting up /pol/ with is europhobic cuckworship anti racism

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hskfmn - janny of an ancient fetish forum Unironic Ralphamale 08/01/2023 (Tue) 04:41:19 ID: a36a6b No.218492 [Reply]
hskfmn is the janny of an old web 1.0 fetish site, https://metamorphose.org/. He abuses his mod powers to stamp out any dissent as an English major, call center worker such as himself feels like this and sperging on reddit about American politics and bing bing wahoos are the only things that give him satisfaction. He's a sex pest/tourist and secret groyper who is also probably darksydephil's lost brother. https://www.deviantart.com/hskfmn https://www.reddit.com/user/hskfmn/ Current address: 178 Summit Ave, St paul mn 55102
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lol pathetic. Imagine harassing the moderator of an old forum like metamorphose and posting a link to this incel thread. Get a life nerd.
>>218492 Transformation is the thinking man's fetish btw
>>218496 This last post made the thread. Reading through all of the above stuff you see a millennial man child slowly slip into redditus. The place he lives, the sexual degeneracies, the complicity with the system, the absolute and utter bugmanigication of the guy. Then you reach that last post and you see the exact niche controlled opposition like catboy is supposed to fill. Good start for a thread, OP. I am hoping this isn't a drive-by and your follow up posts dive more into the the abstracts that serve as an ersatz personality for this type of bugman copy-personality.
damn dis nigga eatin beans

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Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
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Alog bro
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Bump.
Alog made the turkey hoes submit to his 6 inch wonder dick, can you fools say likewise?

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