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Gahoole2/Patrick Nelson Toad 08/15/2021 (Sun) 04:12:35 No.114821 [Reply] [Last]
The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling In recent months his life story has been developing, from a small Youtuber and BO of /tv/, now he's a lolcow in the claws of foxdickfarms trannies. Tranks to his streams with Ashton Parks and Earwinson, he has gained some fame among a new group that is more than happy to enable his depression and bad habits and will eventually help him into become a left-wing Ogre or tranny himself, like his sister brother. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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Why does Gahoole make some people seethe so hard? He is a funny weird kind of guy and seems genuinely nice. But for some reason that pisses people off so hard that they want to destroy his life by making up false reports of him having CP or wishing death upon him. It's not like he is a lolcow, he doesn't sperg out or act the fool. At most he gets drunk and maudlin on stream, but when you consider how shit his life it that is kind of understandable. It is all so fucking weird.
>>140887 I've been on HRT for 6 months now and I want to kill myself. I feel constantly down, my skin has gone to shit, my penis and ballsack withered and I have no sex drive. None of the promises I was told have come. Even my buds are weird and misshapen, not at all like a woman's should be. I was listening to gahoole's latest stream and wanted to call in after the suicidal guy bickers it felt right but I was so scared gahoole would accidentally make fun of my tranny voice and that would probably be the last straw for me. I promised myself I wouldn't kill myself before I get at least one of the top 10 times for elden ring but the more I try the more I fail and I can barely open the game up now. I listen to gahoole, fail at finding any new tech in elden ring. Even tvch isn't the same escape as it's dead and full of /cow/ards. I started watching Gahoole in 2016 and have watched every single video he ever made. In August 2021 I decided I wanted to meet Gahoole in person so I drove down to Saint Cloud Minnesota. I sat in my car outside his apartment for hours but decided not to do it. I've fallen in love with the idea of Gahoole and if I meet him and I see the horror in his eyes at the abomination before him I might lose it. I drove back home and cried.
Gahoolian is Sexy. Gahoole is a work of art. 😩
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What a handsome looking Ogre.
Gahoole scares the Feds with his Sexy Shrek abilities.

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Isabella Loretta Janke / @an0nym0us / @10anon / MISS. L / LANON Toad 08/08/2021 (Sun) 23:01:17 ID: 3cb928 No.113647 [Reply] [Last]
>no Isabella Loretta Janke thread <mfw Isabella Loretta Janke the ideagalpal has trolled chris-chan to the extreme and has been crowned queen of /b/. Now that her simps are being doxed let's have a little discussion and dig through her vast history of fuckery. Fwiw the idiot Fiona the other girl involved and wanted to fuck chris was used by Isabella as bait, yet since she's a dyke and fetishist Isabella aimed to cuck Chris-Chan. Her paper : https://archive.ph/jR4XV Medium article : https://archive.ph/uzEF7 twitter : https://archive.ph/YOusn

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so basically this ?
>>140882 >>140881 Fuck me for double dipping i guess
Seethe more, foxdick tranny
Nigger

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Enema Flopson Anonymous 03/09/2020 (Mon) 18:56:24 ID: 497fbc No.39778 [Reply] [Last]
This may not seem like your typical lolcow, but believe me, she is. Everything started when little Emma was a kid and she was cast to be in what would become known as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, Harry Potter. Like most of you probably know by now, she was picked so that executives could bust some nuts ( https://archive.is/BG2zv ). However, soon enough she convinced herself she was an actual actress. Fast forward to 2011. The dullest franchise was over and no one considered her a serious actress so she knew she had to do what she could do best. Enter Harvey Weinstein, boom, HARVESTED. She lands a role in My Week with Marilyn, a movie she thought could give her a career path. And it was not due to lack of Harvey trying, he went as far as to tell the world that "now you see her as a woman", an obvious wink to his fellow producers wanting to treat themselves to somewhat fresh meat ( https://archive.is/Bl6RX ). But the only thing she got after that was a role in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a pretentious movie so dull it rivals the least dull Harry Potter entries. Desperate, she turns to Sofia Coppola, who makes her play the bimbo in The Bling Ring. Watson is a natural at playing a dumb slut, but sadly for her it would be the first of the many times she would prove she is unable to do a convincing American accent. Judd Apahack was her next stop. This time, she played herself in This is the End, a movie where she gets paranoid about the other celebs like Seth Rogen, Dave Franco or Jonah Hill wanting to rape her. As if anyone would want to, other than pedos who saw her in the dullest franchise. bickers she still couldn't get any decent roles, she went to Darren Aronofsky to be in his headcanon version of Noah's story from the Bible. The movie was a disaster and her performance is often compared to Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Flopson is simply unable to convincingly emote, and her cries seemed like she was trying to hold back laughter. This wasn't the first time this problem was evident. There's an infamous picture from 2011 where she's with Emma Stone and it's painfully obvious she's forcing a smile. It was around this time that she started being an obnoxious feminist and decided to become the UN's mouthpiece to lecture the world on feminism. To make matters worse, Flopson's smug, out-of-touch brand of feminism has earned her the scorn of other women in a similar position in the entertainment industry who also describe themselves as feminists like Maisie Williams, who called it out as "first world feminism" and said the things Flopson speaks about "don't bother her", being aware that women in the first world aren't really treated unfairly bickers of their sex( https://archive.is/FI9ed ). Still unable to find anything worth being in, she takes a role in the latest German guilt propaganda film, Colonia. It was so terrible that when they showed it in her home country, Great Britain, it made a measly £47 ( https://archive.is/44G44 ). This movie is the one that cemented her reputation as box office poison. Colonia flopped so hard it the slamming was heard across the globe, and once again Flopson was out of a job so she went back to daddy Harvey to get another role that could enable her to try again. After some kosher loads, she was cast on Regression. It was a commercial flop that barely made its budget back and a critical flop too. But daddy Harvey takes care of his harvested roasties, and that's how she now had a chance. La La Land was in pre-production and she was cast in it alongside Ryan Gosling. This was her shot at winning an Oscar! Sadly for her, when he found out she had been casted he dropped the role and they got Miles Teller instead. She was dropped bickers she was too demanding and they realized she didn't have what the role required (talent) so they got Emma Stone ( https://archive.is/uT73Y ). Now that Stone was in the cast, Gosling came back and Teller was dropped. Much to Flopson's dismay, Emma Stone won an Oscar for her performance on it. While Stone was earning her Oscar on La La Land, Flopson was raping the legacy of Beauty and the Beast. As if butchering accents wasn't enough, now she decided she was qualified to sing. And every song she "sang" needed to be heavily autotuned, yielding a robot voice as a result. She also couldn't keep her mouth shut and kept saying things that hurt the profits. Her poison wasn't enough to overpower the nostalgia bait ( https://archive.is/RreUl ) for the box office to fail, but it was certainly enough to make toys unsellable. You can see the literal mountains of Beauty and the Beast toys in the attached video. Thousands of Belle dolls were crushed bickers they couldn't be sold. Her decision to go with the Disney flick was a blessing for Damien Chazelle, who would have earned the loathing of thousands instead of praise for La La Land, were Flopson to perform in it undubbed. It has been speculated that Beauty and the Beast could have grossed twice as much had they cast a lead who was able to hit any notes at all. Her diva approach to work basically had her blacklisted ( https://archive.is/MmpEv ) so she could only get to be in a dystopian movie with Tom Hanks and her beloved bull John Boyega. It was a commercial and critical flop. She was out of a job for two years ( https://archive.is/3pfP9 ) causing her to develop a coke addiction and finally got her fellow activist Greta to cast her ( https://archive.is/7haOz ) in her feminist adaptation of Little Women after Emma Stone dropped the role knowing the script was a dumpster fire, baiting Flopson into thinking it had potential ( https://archive.is/l5Wo6 ). In the beginning, she was billed first. Later, as Greta realized what a mistake it would be she bumped her to second place and the lead became Oscar winner Saoirse Ronan. Once again she had to play an American character and her atrocious accent ruined everything. Even the Australian actress Eliza Scanlen, the literal who from Sharp Objects upstaged her. Florence Pugh and Saoirse Ronan did as well, as expected, and got a lot of awards buzz. Emma was again struggling and her coke addiction ( https://archive.is/yG6aX ) spiraled out of control as she couldn't cope with the situation, which adds to her femcel status, or "self-partnered" as she calls it ( https://archive.is/ybWBt , vid related too) as men quickly drop her if they're foolish enough to date her for a while bickers of her being so unlikeable in person and having these delusions of being a good actress/singer that make her unbearable to have around, literally no man can stand her after a while ( https://archive.is/e00Lp ). She was conspicuously absent from the movie's press tour ( https://archive.is/gmoQs ). She nearly died from a cocaine overdose as her coworkers toured promoting the film, and ended up in rehab. The pictures speak for themselves, you don't end up like that without a serious drug addiction. I predict a lethal OD soon.
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>DESTROYED a billionaire with one sentence chyaaaa
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>>140768 >>140871 >>140965 So what did more damage? The drugs, the jew producer cocks or just being a 30+ woman?
>>140984 probably a weird hapa stalking you 24/7

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>138619 Never happened retard.
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>>138729 you have it backwards, britbong get's bullied and bummed by his alpha nephew 3 times a week
test
Hahaha wow, the guy can be a lolcow, but obviously buttergolem and discount DSP are here seething at him and for his live view numbers
>>139048 >his live view numbers Hasn't the manlet been caught using his mummy's credit card to pay for viewbots?

Aubrey Callum/Kirtaner Toad 11/08/2020 (Sun) 05:47:04 ID: 566d12 No.89881 [Reply]
The self described creator of the infamous decentralized hacker group named anonymous, made an ama on reddit of all places, to feed his drug fueled ego bickers his own website would not glean his cock. His wife is also barren, unable to produce children, which causes him to throw down the banhammer whenever its mentioned. He also has a page on ed but since he's willing to draw attention to himself, it's foolish he would start up a new /i/ board
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Ah yes, spamming wojaks definitely show how they are oldfags and super original posters.
>>89910 No shit
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>>138379 Feels Guy, also known as Wojak, is an MS Paint illustration of a bald man with a sad expression on his face. It is often used as a reaction image to represent feelings such as melancholy, regret or loneliness. The exact origin of the Wojak illustration is unknown. On December 16th, 2009, the earliest known I Wish I Was at Home MS Paint comic was submitted to the internet humor site Sad and Useless,[9] which features the Wojak character standing in a corner at a party (shown below). According to "ask me anything" (AMA) thread on Reddit[1] by a user claiming to be Krautchan user Wojak, the bald man illustration was originally discovered on the imageboard Vichan with the filename "twarz.jpg." The image was subsequently popularized as a reaction image after Wojak submitted it to the German language image board Krautchan, with the earliest archived post appearing on April 26th, 2010 (shown below). Soon after, the picture became known as “Wojak’s face” and “ciepła twarz” (“warm face”). The image spread to other international image boards, including the Italian Pastachan[3] and the Russian Dobrochan. On February 2nd, 2012, Redditor Voyack submitted an AMA to the /r/datfeel[2] subreddit, claiming to be Wojack from Krautchan. On October 3rd, 2013, the news site Bustle[6] published an article about the origins of the Feels Guy. On November 19th, a Facebook[8] page titled "Feels Guy" was launched, which gained over 6,400 likes in the next two years. On May 22nd, YouTuber ReluctantMisc uploaded an animated video of Wojak titled "A day in the life of 'that feel when' guy" (shown below). On April 2nd, 2014, a page for "Feels Guy" was created on the Internet culture wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica.[5] On March 14th, 2015, the /r/Wojak[7] subreddit was launched for photoshopped variations of the Feels Guy image. “I Know That Feel Bro” (also known as “to uczucie” or “to uczócie”) is an Internet slang expression used to convey empathy towards or agree with someone else’s feeling or opinion. The expression, which roughly means “I feel you, bro,” is typically accompanied by a image of two Wojak embracing each other expressionlessly. I Wish I Was At Home (Playing Videogames) is an exploitable comic series featuring Wojak in which the subject is depicted as anxious and uncomfortable at parties and other social situations.

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my jewish mother
Julаy

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TRSperg, the mullato Zach Toad 11/17/2021 (Wed) 21:28:50 ID: 14f217 No.125471 [Reply] [Last]
TRSperg is a regular anon from Thread #9, and also regular user from cuckchan and zzzchan. Despite saying that he never had reasons to post in tvch, vols and regulars anons can notice him there, especially sperg out about 'neonazis", "tvch being dead", "newfags" and Gahoole. Like Zach himself, TRSperg has fashion of sperg out by spamming interracial porn or the same sentences, like "/tv/irgins", "take your meds" or "stay mad /tv/troon". And like Zach, he is an Americanmutt, with complex issues about his Negroid and Jewish origins. Following TRSperg's life story, according to his posts, he is someone close to his 40's, who in most of his life was a drug addicted virgin and atheist, who blames his virginity for having lived in the countryside for many years and was unable to attract any women through apps, even when offering drugs (like the Гунт and the nigress around him many years ago). Like Gaytor, he claims to be an internet oldfag and to have had a relationship with a blonde latina, now he's dating a old whore in their mid 40's, with no prospect of ever having children. After a few years, TRSperg was enlightened about JQ and for a time he adopted more right-winger and religious ideals. Only for now once again see Christians with contempt and believing that all is lost and there is no point in trying to be politically invested. One of the most curious facts about TRSperg is the fact that he harbors a deep hatred for Gahoole, TRS and MarkMann, when in the last two, it's intriguing how similar he is to Mark the pedophile jew and Mike Enoch.
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>>130996 >>130997 >>132643 that's not TRSperg. I know, bickers I didn't post this and wouldn't post this. My opinions on Gahoole are that he is a shaddy incel with ties to a bunch of losers but had potential to fix his life. I don't mock him about his ties to Mark to just insult him, but rather in hopes to get the guy to reflect about his more dubious associations that is poisoning his mind and preventing him from becoming a true chad. Also I don't post on /tv/ and never have posted on /tv/ besides maybe one post over 5 years ago pretending to love Mark Mann back on 8chan just bickers the board wars between /tv/ and /v/ where funny and the juicyboi was an ideal lolcow >>134291 /tv/troons consume too much estrogen to make a funny joke.
>>132078 >>134489 You're just a retarded alog, like OG Anthony LoGatto tier. Trying to fuck with Gahoole you have become a lolcow in your own right, if a temporary one. But the interesting thing is how coward and sus you're, it's your behavior and how you're trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.
he ded
>>138243 He's busy on tvch trying to push a raid together with zzchan pedos https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/89892.html#90202
>>138375 >trsperg is the dogposter I don't know, Tone

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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>>116262 Meant for >>116261
he's not born in 1992
>>137815 <not born in 1992 proof?
>>138236 like i already said - its not a good idea to give someone a free pr

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Toad 01/23/2022 (Sun) 18:38:28 ID: 78f831 No.131631 [Reply]
Pedocord leaks from fat clips discord server where they have fox dick tranny jannies planning gay ops
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>>132019 first I know little about ghgool, Second I noe noting about "Basedloli"
Not even a screenshot of their userID's? Just shameful!
>>132598 This, OP is faggot, >we're not asking for a perfect service, a dossier, but at least get some ID's and more than just two phone screenshots.
>>132598 >>132608 what would discord IDs even prove? the foxdicks trannies claim to never use discord when everyone knows it's not true.
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>>132626 even if one tranny janny truly does not use pedocord, the live chat that jewsh's forum has is the exact same thing. It even has a clique.

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The entirety of /tv/ is lolcow Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 21:54:29 ID: 288dd0 No.15436 [Reply] [Last]
All they do is talk about capeshit, 4chan memes or jewtube ecelebs and jewtube videos.

Insult their precious capeshit, Jokershit, or jewtube shit and the tranny vol3 or Gayhoole will delete your posts, no fun allowed only cuckthink allowed.

Constantly projecting they are patrician yet constantly disproving their assertions by being bing bing, zoomer capetards that discuss every single capeshit movie with an online marketing scheme to soyboys.
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>>31718 I liked your thread where you sing in a car >>>/tv/64471
>>31735 I didn't made that thread.
>>31798 Zach is el pueblo confirmed
>>31835 El pueblo?
Not a pedo!

Unbelievable .... Look at this piece of shit 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:59:47 ID: 9ef758 No.119640 [Reply]
Dude look at this fucking fagget still crying about being a narc. You know 2B 723 George St North is where he is running gayops from ... This fucking liar is teaming up with Cecil and Tea Clips. Surfer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! lol the Jew crying out as he strikes you! What's next- Гунт Guarding??
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Surfer bros, he lost our boy, discord and ecelebs are ruining him.
P P P said he will never be a friend with Surfer again, bickers Surfer talking a lot of shit and bacause he's hanging out now with pedos all the time. lol
Surfer coins are crashing like never before, it's over for him, the dude is reaching rock-bottom.
TRSperg was right about ever single thing about Surfer 1-Christian larpers are pathetic 2-He's a sodomite and gay Surfer now is part of a circle with at least three pedophiles. PO, Gahoole and Rudy Coleman.
>>131736 kys trsperg, you're obvious even when you use tor

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