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Unironic Ralphamale 08/06/2023 (Sun) 14:57:33 ID: a2622a No.219387 [Reply]
Hey /cow/, this isn't personal army shit but I found this guy on prolikewoah /a/ who's prime cow material. He's been calling me butthurt no matter how much I try to call him funny, and while it's not making me angry, can you guys come in and call him butthurt to make him sperg? I think we can my jewish mother him good. I'm not mad, this isn't personal army autism, but here's the thread: https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/13195.html The posts to troll are 94698, 94701, 94704, 94705, 94710, 94711, 94718, 94733, 94738, 94740, 94767, 94781, 94792, 94798 Thanks in advance, I'll dump all of my hot married yuri sex pics if you guys make him confess to being butthurt. But if anyone tries to troll me and make ME butthurt(I'm not a lolcow and I won't be), you aren't getting shit.
https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/89348.html#94837 He's about to flounce, please troll him right the fuck now before he gets away with calling me butthurt. I'm not, by the way. I will dump every last image I have of hot married yuri sex(I actually think this is a normal thing to say, but I was trolling him) I have if it means exposing him as butthurt once and for all. So troll him already.
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>>219387 >>219443 NYPA YOU BUTTHURT FAGGOT
>>219387 NYPA+your cow is a nobody+you are a nobody aswel+noone cares about you gay internet tranny cockfight.

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 12/25/2023 (Mon) 19:10:15 ID: 839ad2 No.237390 [Reply]
Every time you sperg out and irritate Ken I'll post it to another service. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
Back to onionfaggots son

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AntichristHater69 Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2022 (Tue) 22:43:09 ID: 7d9097 No.166017 [Reply]
https://anon.cafe/meta/last/15642.html https://anon.cafe/.global/logs/christian/2022-07-25.html Anyone else following this guy over on /christian/? He's apparently a volunteer, can't stop responding to bait, and seems genuinely autistic. He's also apparently a closet pedo.
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>>181934 I half believe chobitsu is the same guy with a different persona. he was a vol there and resigned there after a few months.
>>191406 no, completely different writing styles, also chobitsu wasn't as ban happy, both have a weird thing about christ-chan tho chobitsu was fired for saying ACH should be banned, christianjanny came in to the thread and said 'check your emails, now' or some shit, a day later he was fired and namefagging was banned
>>190795 Jewzach try to create webring wars all the time, he visits zzzchan and post something, go to /christian/ more shit, then visit /cow/ and cope, then visit tvch and seethe.
does anyone has the screenshot of a thread where he and the other /christian/ fags calls for a crusade against tvch and /cow/?
He still going on with his autistic crusade against his alogs, is pretty sad, he is literally Zach 2.0 but with a trad-larping coating

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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If you're reading this thread, i must say, you're making some good vids and streams, Daiymo, at least you're funny and creative when compared to the braindead fags who fallow Earwinson and GrosslyPedo >>217607 >>217608 >Tordpedo >asking to be spoonfeeded yep, Daiymo is a GOD when compared to you faggots from discord.
Daiymo is streaming together with other of Gayhooe gay lovers [Wrist, which is a vol from tvch] All three are really butthurt and having some paranoid rants about boogeymen coming to bomb their houses. Daiymo for example is literally crying at night about DarkNinja afraid of being killed by the epic ninja.
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>>234866 The absolute state of the council of evil discord server, is a bunch of fat fuckers or skinny sickly dudes posting gay shit of themselves or crying about Warhammer
>>234866 Link? Does anyone have the council of evil leaked files and some old Daiymo videos? Like his first leaving videos were he is crying.
>>235538 Hi Perspic getting ready to do more gay ops against the Daiymo? Daiymo is based and epic and we support him. Fuck all the haters Daiymo is the future and the next Lord TheTheGatorGamerGamer.

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Threatening old ladies for fun and profit: the Kelvin Robins lifestyle Unironic Ralphamale 12/03/2023 (Sun) 22:01:13 ID: 21ba36 No.234995 [Reply]
"Am a good person?" This is a question many wrestle with at one time or another. Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr., fortunately, does not have to worry about this. If he has even a shadow of doubt in his heart, he can visit a local Medicaid nursing home and see what he has done. All he has to do is peek through its windows and see a few old ladies who are not enjoying another year in their now-condemned homes, the ones he destroyed. No, they are spending a very cold and public Christmas with all the heat the taxpayers will provide in a cramped, dirty building, all bickers he was put on this Earth. Yes, Kelvin can then put such ambiguities to rest knowing that no, he's not a good person. Kelvin's story first took off around New Year's 2019, when he made the news for not only scamming a woman with terminal cancer out of $19,000 but also leaving this elderly woman's home unlivable [ link https://abc13.com/scammed-by-contractor-hurricane-harvey-pods-repossessed/4996819/ archive https://archive.is/d0oW8 ] as a fake contractor operating under his "Certified Home Improvements" business. While some sociopaths would be cocks to call this a win and a little fun, Kelvin isn't your usual asshole. No, when he found out that she was going to the news after waiting months she didn't have for him to do what she paid for, he didn't just slink back to Baton Rouge $19,000 richer and lie low for a bit. POV: You're an old lady, paid Kelvin, but then asked him to do work: https://archive.is/xot7R No, a brave man like Kelvin stands up to old ladies when they get uppity. To quote her family: "The contractor has been calling quite a bit. He's been texting my mother, he's been begging her not to air the story, he's been calling her and crying. He's been quite upset, even to the point where he asks her doesn't she care about his newborn baby." And what did Kelvin do for this newborn baby that he was tormenting this dying woman with? Well, let's skip ahead a few months and we can see that: 1. The baby was the product of one of Kelvin's affairs 2. Kelvin left the baby and another child behind to 3. Free up money so he could "treat hoes right" In addition to abandoning his children, threatening old ladies is also a pastime of Kelvin's. Kelvin first extracts an advance payment by soliciting an elderly woman, making promises, claiming he needs to "feed him and his crew" [ link https://www.buildzoom.com/contractor/certified-home-improvements-llc-baton-rouge-la archive https://archive.is/x4b2i#selection-1473.1-1482.0 ], and - relatively recently - will also draw attention to the fact that he renamed his business after the surviving and deceased daughter from his marriage. Once the first check clears, he will run off without completing the work if the woman is lucky or, if she is not, he and his crew will will putter around over the next few days, do a little work, and then demand another check or some cash for an unforeseen expense. If the woman refuses either then or when the third or fourth payment is demanded, he and his men grow increasingly nasty and - according to one review - even turn violent. My theory on this is that the threats and violence are not just a means to extort money from the elderly but also a successful technique to discourage them from drawing further attention to him and his crew beyond maybe leaving an online review. To put it bluntly, he knows where they live and he leaves these old ladies wondering if he'll act on this if they file a lawsuit, start pressuring the police, etc. His [ doxbin https://doxbin.com/upload/KelvinHayesRobinsJr ] covers a number of reviews, including one where he allegedly said the silent part out loud: A woman claims "threatened to beat my husband and me". Other reviews follow a similar vein, for instance this one claiming "Kelvin Robins is dangerous" [ https://www.yellowpages.com/baton-rouge-la/mip/robins-tree-service-478883446 https://archive.ph/iEZko#selection-1695.25-1695.51 ]. As both Kelvin Robins and his business partner, Johnny Tolliver [ doxbin https://doxbin.com/upload/JohnnyTolliverstolefromtheelderlywKelvinusingKskids ], have no criminal records I could find, it seems like this risky strategy has actually worked for them so far. While Kelvin has been a bit camera shy recently, Johnny posted a few pictures of the cool things stealing from the elderly can get you, including one of a horse next to a big truck labelled with what could be "Certified Tree Care" [ see: companies Kelvin Robins does business under in https://wwwcfprd.doa.louisiana.gov/boardsandcommissions/MeetingMinutes/475_12%2002%202021%20Meeting%20Minutes%20FINAL.pdf ] and what appears to be his name in the background [ https://archive.is/s3JoN ]. Despite escaping justice to this point, this may not pan out so well for them. Who knows, though, maybe in jail inmates and guards alike just line up to protect the likes of Kelvin and Johnny, hard men who so bravely put 4'11" nana Gertrude in her place. POV: You're an old lady and Johnny Tolliver asks you to write them another check [ https://archive.is/kjtnC ]

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Is this the new Forge Gang member?
>>235003 He is a boring spic with a soyface and is into cp? If so, yes, he is the typical forge gang member.
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You're too hard on this guy, I just listened to his single and it's got some great beats, a real head banger.

Chudbuds dot lol AlishaSmith##el3Ick 03/06/2023 (Mon) 03:38:33 ID: 10b17d No.194788 [Reply] [Last]
Chudbuds dot lol is a fediverse instanse started by the most obnoxious sweepy squad members. Claire Rushe aka chudbere, the instance administrator, is a middle aged hag with 6 kids and a husband who draws anime porn to fellow chuddophiles. The instance came to life after graf aka Daniel Stevens from poast told them to fuck off for "disrespecting anime" and driving fellow pedo admin undu to suicide. Chudbuds dot lol is where medicare spends his dying days seething about the jcaesar187amale. It's also the place for cancerman approved "gayops", bickers discord bad or something like that (more on this later).
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>>213850 based
>>213850 Links are dead any chance someone has the archive still?
>>232173 who you looking for in particular

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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If this message is any indication, CWCki is the site sean is going after in 2024.
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>>231992 time for a cwcki
another emojitroon persona, sad to see
Sean blocked Elaine and Chris (Cow poly)
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DMs leak with Sriracha (?), ex Гунт alogs from foxdickfarms Shin is sean

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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
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>>231488 (heil'd) CWC did a livestream a few days ago and I didn't see one mention of it in the cyclical, is CWC officially too normalfag of a cow to be on /cow/'s radar?
>>231613 I mean after what foxdickfarms and the idea guys did to him, I still pay attention but there isn't really much >we can do for or to poor Chris.
>>231613 He doesn't make me laugh much anymore. I'm subscribed to both his YouTube channel and the CWCki's new articles, and every update I see is just depressing. He's been circling the drain ever since Bob died.
>>231660 >hes been circling the drain ever since bob died Pretty much, but when jewsh becomes your new dad what do you expect?
>>231737 It's everything but the fault of Jersh, its more of a tranny mind virus infection fault than a simple Corn farmer

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TRSperg, the mullato Zach Toad 11/17/2021 (Wed) 21:28:50 ID: 14f217 No.125471 [Reply] [Last]
TRSperg is a regular anon from Thread #9, and also regular user from cuckchan and zzzchan. Despite saying that he never had reasons to post in tvch, vols and regulars anons can notice him there, especially sperg out about 'neonazis", "tvch being dead", "newfags" and Gahoole. Like Zach himself, TRSperg has fashion of sperg out by spamming interracial porn or the same sentences, like "/tv/irgins", "take your meds" or "stay mad /tv/troon". And like Zach, he is an Americanmutt, with complex issues about his Negroid and Jewish origins. Following TRSperg's life story, according to his posts, he is someone close to his 40's, who in most of his life was a drug addicted virgin and atheist, who blames his virginity for having lived in the countryside for many years and was unable to attract any women through apps, even when offering drugs (like the Гунт and the nigress around him many years ago). Like Gaytor, he claims to be an internet oldfag and to have had a relationship with a blonde latina, now he's dating a old whore in their mid 40's, with no prospect of ever having children. After a few years, TRSperg was enlightened about JQ and for a time he adopted more right-winger and religious ideals. Only for now once again see Christians with contempt and believing that all is lost and there is no point in trying to be politically invested. One of the most curious facts about TRSperg is the fact that he harbors a deep hatred for Gahoole, TRS and MarkMann, when in the last two, it's intriguing how similar he is to Mark the pedophile jew and Mike Enoch.
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>>231385 you'll dream about me
>>231448 >pedo are u retarded the lowest I'd consider is 16 year old britney spears or alizee, everyone else i liked is an adult women how's ur dead site doing btW?
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I created zach in the summer of 2015, a long time ago, but only if you remember it terms of years
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Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
Livejournal account:
Reddit accounts (banned):

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:46:26.
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>>193836 /tv/ went down the hill when Gayhole picked it up
>>193834 Were Pedohoole and the Weasel posting all the interracial and cp porn creating this boogeyman so both incels losers could feel better about themselves and try to look cool at the eyes of the oldfags. Check the Gayhoole thread, way better than this one and more organic.
>>202708 ouch, good bump, pedohoole goon

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