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Anonymous 05/31/2020 (Sun) 04:14:35 ID: f2a526 No.58837 [Reply]
Anyone remember the old days of YouTube trolling crews? These were the years when you could produce direct video responses to a specific user, creating dialogues from all these back-and-forth videos. A result of these was the rise of YouTube trolls. With the mass normalization of the internet and the subsequent rise in YouTube's popularity during 2007, people uninitiated with the seedier side didn't really know how to deal with trolls. Trolling was still a foreign concept to most of the internet, so it wasn't hard riling up users thinking YouTube was their safe space. From 2007 to perhaps 2011, Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (FCTC) and Patriotic Nigras rose to infamy, but there were other lesser known trolling crews and even some distinct personalities who gained notoriety for tackling controversial topics while claiming to be independent from any particular group. Most of them have long since become inactive and YouTube's sanitization has effectively salted the earth, but their exploits are still fondly remembered by those who there to witness. Anyone got memories to share?
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>>58837 There WAS a time where trolling on youtube was a golden era of lulz. Before it morphed into some e-drama for wealth and fame, joggers like keemstar used to grief on halo and I ain't gonna lie, some shit was legit funny. Now, everything is just trollshielding or just moralfaggotry. I am legit annoyed when kids play online and scream my eardrums off. Also that little fucking twerp who never bothered to even play the game and just spergs around on multiplayer being the absolute definition of a fucking handicap and a pain in the ass. Children should not be allowed on the internet. I don't fucking care what your counter-argument is. They just shouldn't and should be bullied on sight. in fact of course fam I wouldn't feel bad trolling a kid into busting his computer pretending to be Twitch/Microsoft tech support and telling him to apply glue to his fans and pour butter and salt on his hard drive.
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who is this?
>>59345 >back when keem was just a troll in FAG Ye he was a lot funnier back than.
>>99672 Your mom lmao
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When I had last checked on the corpse of the old /cow/ on 8kun, I think I had saw a post from IHM advertising her own /cow/ bunker somewhere. We have history. phobos, a trans Encyclopedia Dramatica editor, apparently thought I was her boyfriend, and that lead to the esteemed Mr. Robert Wayne "Rika" Stiles also thinking I was her boyfriend and making a /cow/ thread about me. Some time later, he had made a second thread, revealing my face to be that of some baseball-playing tween or something. She was one of Krapple's friends, so one of us reached out to the other on Skype and we had a laugh at Robb's expense. I think I also spoke to her on IRC a few years ago and heard that she and her husband (a 7chan moderator) were doing well. Krapple was also a Patriotic Nigra if my memory serves me right. If you're here, you should already know him and his stories well enough. He was a big fan of the Britbong threads.

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inkane aka a schizo IRC poster Anonymous 01/23/2020 (Thu) 08:06:04 ID: b355d4 No.28797 [Reply]
Here's a schizo IRC poster who likes to sperg on Rizon's #chat channel. He's on a bunch of drugs which make him insane; see archived PDF. He believes that everything is ending, just like a crazy schizo prepper would believe. Some cringy band thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y_qDS4_TAU Dox: GitHub: http://archive.is/QkBUX YouTube: http://archive.is/dzTez Proof of him being on antipsychotics: http://archive.ph/5eA81 Picture of what he looks like: http://archive.ph/HnRGH
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Gonna give this a little bump before it slides off into oblivion.
>>28836 are you still around, jews?
>>76935 Nope, no JEWS is not here
I don't recall recognizing this guy in 2020, but in 2025, I think he kind of looks like a guy who vlogs in #8chan under the nick "cantelope." If that's true and I don't have autistic face-blindness, he doesn't seem quite as stable as that impressive list of drugs would imply. If and when he does chat with me there, he refuses to say my name, ostensibly to avoid being misconstrued as characterizing all Jews instead of merely replying to me. He doesn't seem particularly funny; if anything, he's one of the better non-channers there (and there are a lot of non-channers there).
>>275595 Correction, bickers I haven't held edit privilege in years: he doesn't seem as unstable as that impressive list of drugs would imply.

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Pamperchu thread Anonymous 04/30/2020 (Thu) 15:03:08 ID: f52e8b No.46595 [Reply]
This thread is dedicated to our favorite meth induced schizophrenic ABDL that CRAVES CHILDREN not to mention his friend rebel foxy who is as bad if not worse WHO LITERALLY UPLOADS VIDEOS OF HIMSELF SHITTING IN HIS DIAPERS ON YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyI8Xp1Nr6BYWc7VIeQrgGw https://www.youtube.com/user/averybabbitt2010/videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqfp5Kz-Hhg
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His YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyI8Xp1Nr6BYWc7VIeQrgGw He’s still fairly active.
Tour of his parents home: https://youtu.be/Tg3GSEC5nPM
>>47174 No i am sure he is unemployed now.
>>46595 Honestly, diapers are good.
BUMP

Lolcows Who Disappeared Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 23:14:56 ID: 7b929a No.25118 [Reply]
Who are some lolcows that used to be quite prolific but then vanished without a trace? Kat Haché, aka Kevin: http://archive.is/2msVN For those unaware: >incredible smug, narcissistic tranny whose Tweets cumulatively outwrote the Bible in length. >had a penchant for documenting every negative comment said about him >got super pissed when someone outed his former identity as Kevin >caused the old /cow/ on 888chan to abruptly shutdown >kept tweeting indefinitely >suddenly shuts down Twitter account >deletes entire web presence >detransitions and starts identifying as male The last record of Kat's existence was from an now-deleted Instagram account with pictures of him detransitioning.
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>>211852 >tvtranny
>>211975 Says the mexicanjewhapa that spams black cocks and cp to "own" his alogs.
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>>36517 She's a whore now. $100 will get you a terrible blowjob where she won't even let you finish in her mouth. It is basically a glorified rub and tag and not worth the cost unless you want to do it for the meme.
>>218248 That is not Evalion. Evalion is pushing 30 and has had a few kids by now.
>>25461 Not since he attempted to slide his thread off the board. Odds are he's on one of /fringe/'s bunkers. >>33218 I don't recall reading about them since then. >>114412 I remember this redditor. >>218248 Absolutely NOT the same person.

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjf_X7gWsKc&t=5404s Fuzhou had his first stream in almost a year, just him talking about Fishtank and jcaesar187
Fuzhou hasn't changed at all. Just the other day I came across his name appearing as patreon of other ecelebs. I don't doubt that he still gives money to onlyfans trannies and fatwhales. Apart from that, he tried to distance himself from Empty's community, but he's still addicted to foxdickfarms and butter.
>>249356 last I saw him he was being a janny in DeadwingDork's chat, I can't imagine letting that disgusting slob who stole all his mom's disability money after putting himself in debt investing in a shitty dudeweedlmao store to spend it on Stadias and hoes with unwashed assholes anywhere near you, but then again he does it for free.
>>237035 Even Fuzhou??? >>241957 Since simping for jcaesar187 is now popular again, did he change his mind again and now like Raph?
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Fuzhou continues to prove himself to be the typical failed normalfag from Reddit who thinks that sleeping with an obese woman with red flags all over her butterface makes him better than everyone else. He spent nearly $300 on multiple dates with a fat Chinese woman with herpes.

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TRSperg, the mullato Zach Toad 11/17/2021 (Wed) 21:28:50 ID: 14f217 No.125471 [Reply] [Last]
TRSperg is a regular anon from Thread #9, and also regular user from cuckchan and zzzchan. Despite saying that he never had reasons to post in tvch, vols and regulars anons can notice him there, especially sperg out about 'neonazis", "tvch being dead", "newfags" and Gahoole. Like Zach himself, TRSperg has fashion of sperg out by spamming interracial porn or the same sentences, like "/tv/irgins", "take your meds" or "stay mad /tv/troon". And like Zach, he is an Americanmutt, with complex issues about his Negroid and Jewish origins. Following TRSperg's life story, according to his posts, he is someone close to his 40's, who in most of his life was a drug addicted virgin and atheist, who blames his virginity for having lived in the countryside for many years and was unable to attract any women through apps, even when offering drugs (like the Гунт and the nigress around him many years ago). Like Gaytor, he claims to be an internet oldfag and to have had a relationship with a blonde latina, now he's dating a old whore in their mid 40's, with no prospect of ever having children. After a few years, TRSperg was enlightened about JQ and for a time he adopted more right-winger and religious ideals. Only for now once again see Christians with contempt and believing that all is lost and there is no point in trying to be politically invested. One of the most curious facts about TRSperg is the fact that he harbors a deep hatred for Gahoole, TRS and MarkMann, when in the last two, it's intriguing how similar he is to Mark the pedophile jew and Mike Enoch.
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trsperg died of overdose of crack, good, he had the end he deserved
>>125519 similar behavior to Zach and Nuzach
Most of the screencaps itt don't strike me as being TRSperg, unless there's a history connecting og trsperg to that shit. The name was coined originally bickers his main thing was to bring up TRS out of nowhere and start raving on about TRS when no-one else was talking about them. And of course if you talked about anything else, he had to rationalize how this other thing is bread and circuses and controlled opposition funded by globohomo and tie it back to TRS.
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I hope you're all happy. He's dead — he went back on drugs bickers of Weakload and the bullying he suffered here. On top of that, he cuck-vaxxed to keep his shitty job and to 'own' you 'schizo-nazis'
>>275037 >He's dead — he went back on drugs bickers of Weakload and the bullying he suffered here. On top of that, he cuck-vaxxed to keep his shitty job Not my problem

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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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>>270637 Oh wow, Blockland posts, how incredibly interesting, it's over for foxdick farms
Big o
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

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Anonymous 01/30/2020 (Thu) 21:11:06 ID: 2c1776 No.29934 [Reply]
>he no longer can afford to host most videos and images So when is Joshua Coomer Moon running out of money? What happened, did the paypigs stop donating crypto to him in exchange for taking down their pages or stalking literal who ecelebs or did some Ukranian rebels stole all his shit?
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>>29934 fuck Joshua Coomer
>>42671 Sauce?
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https://pastebin.com/dWqrJQhn null's mod team is crashing down during his "vacation"
>>63990 >September 2019 C'mon man.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Alt Chan Federation Anonymous 04/19/2020 (Sun) 02:02:46 ID: 00ed24 No.44539 [Reply]
I am a new fag that stumbled onto here, can someone explain the Alt-Chan Federation? I have been hearing about it and it's affect after 8chan got kiked
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>>44623 This guy shit bis pants and shit his pants and did nothing wrong
I just want to ban their sites from my software working with them. I have neither the time nor much interest in learning the in and outs of all the drama. Is there a current listing of all the domains associated with the Alt-Tranny-Federation, aka, the ATF?
>>55635 nearly all are dead and buried nein and dolphin were kicked out freech, space, nord are offline xchan and 16 left and aca is offline
>>55642 Alright, thanks for that info Anon.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

RIP FEDSMOKER Anonymous 02/14/2020 (Fri) 21:53:59 ID: e58d06 No.32036 [Reply]
Only 2 months into the decade and America has already lost one of its greatest heroes
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Rip big guy. I hope some of the clouds in heaven are methamphetamine smoke.
>>32517 They sure are now
>>32036 >not loving dying
>>39660747 I get a big slice at Costco and a lemonade for like $4. It keeps me from eating a whole pizza in one sitting.
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>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

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