Crawling in my skin
These ACNE wounds will not heeeeeeeal

THEY DO IF FOR FREE ENTERTAINMENT AND HOT POCKETS https://youtu.be/IbVeT6GgJj4?t=1415 aka: Matvei Daniilovich aka: Matthew McDaniel >Matthew McDaniel is 37 years old and was born on 02/09/1983. Before moving to Matthew's current city of Sand Springs, OK, Matthew lived in Tulsa OK, Wagoner OK and Muskogee OK. Matt Mc Daniel, Matthew R Mcdaniel, Matt Mcdaniel and Matthew Richard Mcdaniel are some of the alias or nicknames that Matthew has used. For work these days, Matthew is a Principal at Matthew Mcdaniel. Background details that you might want to know about Matthew include: ethnicity is Caucasian, whose political affiliation is unknown; and religious views are listed as Christian. Matthew is now married. Other family members and associates include Dennis Mcdaniel, Sarah Mcdaniel, Rhonda Mcdaniel, Rhonda Mcdaniel and Amanda Potts. this cow is very easy julay

Does anyone know who this guy is? He seems like a shizophrenic who's in love with Julia Roberts and thinks he married her.

What is /cow/ planning to do now that it has been announced julay will be heavily cutting down on boards for the re-launch? Have we already made a bunker to move to if we are not one of the chosen to stay?

This seems fairly legit and stable: https://xspherenet.net/ Hope you might find it interesting, anon.

Let's take a moment to appreciate of favorite CakeJew, and just bask in his shell of a life.

Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
Fredo has gone full lolcow.
http://archive.is/ZZJSX

It's that time of year again! Cuckchan's /r9k/ have threads up begging each other to buy them anime trinkets and dragon dildos. Last year some /cow/boys destroyed it by "grinching" lists.

>How to grinch
>Go to wishlist
>Select "purchased this item else where" under each item
>Click okay to each one
>???
>Profit!

This year they made a google document with all the links for easy grinching!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SbsUxb5HoFBlan00vJt1_83Ok7ctQYbZPSI0TC0Vrhg/edit?usp=sharing

Remember to post your virgin with rage tears.

Sarah is a 22 year old, NEET in the barest sense of the word, nonbinary "youtuber". She makes vlogs that are rip offs of other equally shit youtubers, like shane dawson and jenna marbles, and calls them original. She feels the need to grab a fucking camera when leaving the house, bickers that's the most action packed part of her week. She brings toys that literally nobody remembers out with her in public, just begging for that sweet attention. While already wasting precious cyberjulay with her low effort videos, she makes a comic featuring a gay, underage, interracial relationship called Secrets At Blackpoint. Any comment that isn't patting her ass or sucking her dick is considered "toxic" to her fanbase, and she goes on to REEEEEEE about it on her echo chamber of a twitter. Apparently, blocking all the haters is an accomplishment to her, and her merry band of spergs of a community. Then again, when one is as massive of a vagina as her, things like this matter. Any negative comments are attacked by her army of equally retarded and incompetent 12 year old fans. When you close yourself off in a bubble, with nothing but trash youtube, and kids as interaction, she has no understanding as to how the real world works, so imaginary internet points are important to her. She tries her hardest to stay relevant by hopping along with now dead trends, such as 80's, vaporwave, lo-fi, and kidcore. bickers mommy and daddy stopped giving her handouts, she also spends a great portion of her time e-begging over paypal and patreon. She now lives in a 10x12 room with her dad, and her brainless mongrel of a rabbit. Wowee, look at how successful her job has gotten her. Living the dream, am I right? Point is, I think we have a potential fat heifer ready for julaying. At this point in time, she is being harassed by a teenager on her webcomic, and without any moderation abilities (shitty website is shit), completely loses her cool online. It's pretty funny. fujoshi's wet dream of a comic https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/secrets-at-blackpoint/list?title_no=178572 <-- this one is especially fun to fuck with, bickers you can make a burner account with 10 minute email, and wreak havoc. https://tapas.io/series/Secrets-at-Blackpoint youtube https://youtube.com/channel/UCZDZIusEK0zghLUGPuODDTA e begging accounts

chen2 is a live posting image board made up of users who think magic is real and have an obsession with transexual escorts. They spend all day chatting to each other like a chat room and ban any one they disagree with.