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Anonymous 09/15/2019 (Sun) 19:40:35 No.7078 [Reply]
Milo Yiannopoulos is attending furfag con.

Lefty furfags are already making death threats against him on twitter.

*grabs popcorn*
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Furfags are conservatives?
>>63836 Sodomites aren't conservatives Anon. Milo is just larping, trying to find a profitable angle.
whats the problem?
I masterated to this to be honest >>8792
>>8620 MID WEST CHLORINE FEST

Richard Stiles a man with DA VISION Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 19:15:04 ID: 45af1d No.5014 [Reply]
Some anons happened upon this guy by accident one night when searching for B-movies. Meet Richard, a combination of Terry A Davis and Chris-chan with a redneck twist. Richard has been hard at work for over a decade now on his own comic book series. After getting slighted by "his friend" Stan Lee on Myjulay he decided to self publish his master work. Richard wrote OC based on the Avenger's line of comics. The idea for his series was given to him via divine inspiration (aka voices in his head) and after many years he finally managed to publish it (pdf related): https://www.amazon.com/Retaliators-Master-Time-Gemini-Trilogy/dp/1532949324/

I have not been able to get through his book yet but the little have read seems totally insane and the work of a mad man. Richard claims all his ideas are original despite the fact that there is already a rip-off of the Avengers with the same name: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Retaliators_(Earth_8)

Since I'm not a comicfag I don't know how much of Richard's book is a straight rip-off of the link above.

Richard has two youtube channels that I've found. One is a personal channel where he uploads rants about his writing process and videos of his dogs raping each other. The man seems to share a house with 10+ dogs but I haven't been able to confirm how many there are. More on that later.

His rants consist of him chain smoking, looking like he's out of his mind on opioids, and being pissed about Stan Lee not acknowledging that he's a genius. You can find the rant here which is split into 7 parts because they were uploaded back when youtube had a hard limit of 10 minutes per video:
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMOfLA8wDwU
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dTeN8rEuBo
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX9H2bUsjb8
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If0iQhJlEw
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlS7lMnhA3U
6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qStlkNnGUXw
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d940KW5-cbY

In addition to his personal channel in 2018 he opened up a channel where he uploads B-Movies to promote his OC. They all have his OC inserted into them randomly along with various dank memes. He's very proud of this channel because it's gaining subscribers:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmaDIg8FM7--JQ4GUY31x0w/featured

I know this OP isn't too detailed but the anons digging into this seem to have moved on to other things and I wanted to get it posted before I forgot. All his channels have been backed up and his social media has been scraped. I'll upload some more things of interest whenever I find the time.
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>R. Stiles
Obvious potential.
Bump
>>5169 This
kino as fuck
>>5014 Live link (the blog has an embedded video in it which won't function in the archive) https://entertainmentnasty.blogspot.com/2019/12/bbcs-war-of-worlds-should-you-watch.html Archive for those who want it http://archive.md/Q5MMi ---- TLDR on the SocJus / woke elements: * The lead is an educated woman who wants to be a scientist / is implied to already have a degree in science and wanting to go fruther. * All her actions are shown as justified one way or another by the plot. * The Male lead is basically lifted from another adaptation only he's given a personality transplant such that he's literally a stereotype "Bleeding heart liberal" journalist. He at one point lectures another on how the Martians are possibly divine punishment on the English for colonialism. He's also a coward leaving a man to die when he does have a bit of a chance to save him and he doesn't want to fight the Martians but suggests he should try Negotiating with them. * Other characters that are on about colonialism, one whose whole character is just a caricature yelling about expanding the British empire beyond the stars.

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Micah Ian Wright/MicahWardog AKA The Ultimate SJW Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 03:48:26 ID: 64f334 No.47364 [Reply]
Let me Introduce you to the ultimate Twitter Lolcow, Micah "Faked Being in the Army" Wright, A man so mentally unhinged, it's hilarious, Do what you guys want, he's all yours for the Trolling Website: https://spark.adobe.com/page/wXAzKcKguo828/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MicahWardog
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>>58139 >and here's him badmouthing 9/11 victims >implying this is a bad thing glow harder
defending Michael Reinoehl AKA The Killer of Aaron Danielson
Did i mention that his close friend and associate is Jay Lender, AKA the guy responsible some of Spongebob's greatest episodes
>>58139 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT MAKE FUN OF 9/11 VICTIMS
>>80537 He wasn't BB - he had on a drab green shirt.

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Peter Coffin gets dumped Anonymous 04/01/2020 (Wed) 06:38:39 ID: 2511f1 No.42215 [Reply]
Petter Coffin is a breadtuber who is most famous for pretending to have a Japanese model girlfriend on the internet for over a year. https://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html He's also known for posing his sex doll and taking photos of it, pretending it was his new gf. More recently he found an actual girl. He paid to have his huge-toothed scottish wife (think Pruane2Forever in a wig) over to America to get jaw surgery. After he paid for her plane ticket, her fucked up grill, and a pair of brand new fake titties she decided to leave him and took Toilet Nigga and the house. BETA AS FUCK
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>>74741 the sex doll is hot, keep coping incels.
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Oof
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>>80215 he is jewish or just pajeet?
Where I can buy a doll like that for lols?

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Anonymous 08/05/2020 (Wed) 00:19:23 ID: 9a4bd2 No.71187 [Reply]
The absolute state of Toad piggies.
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>>74232 autistic people like you trying to fit in are always funny of course in fact.
Toad is way more funny and relevant than you, God'winson. You're just a clout chaser with low quality videos and gatekeeping the online fun.
>>74232 lel I knew it was her the moment I saw the thumb based
What is wrong with earning some cash with a few quick ads? You are all reaching and it shows.
>>77555 t. Son of Tiamat

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fuck the cytube Anonymous 06/03/2020 (Wed) 04:54:36 ID: 5dc9ed No.59895 [Reply]
Fuck you, OrcaChad. You're spamming it up -wotsup
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>>59897 fuck you too
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>>59895 >he doesn't enable the script PATHETIC
Dolphin PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD as usual.
who is dolphi and why should I care

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/cowrevolt/ victory thread PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 10/24/2019 (Thu) 21:26:46 ID: a8a172 No.14492 [Reply] [Last]
Sup retards?
I see you're already enjoying my amazing triangular filter, I can already feel the confusion which can only lead to everyone moving over to >>/cowrevolt/.

For anyone that missed it, here is my glorious victory over naziJEWS https://mega.nz/#!r01W3aIC!WjnhcB7lUuHONPlmpXSAgPlhTmBN3WMHC7YX96pLYuY

Clearly GAMERGATE has won again, will never be beaten and is eternally better then /cow/.

Now I hope we can move on from /cow/s racist past and move into a beautiful future full of inclusivity and to fucking loves her pussy the SJW's, and let's leave some based ecelebs like SARGON alone allright?

Try not to be too butthurt /cow/ got officially beaten, maybe one day I will allow a rematch ;^).

ps: Yes it took a while for me to set this all up, turns out my friend who was selling me thc gummybears was just selling me regular ones and making me pay $3 a piece, he has now also been added to the list of NOTFRIENDS and I've started just smoking regular weed for now from my based black friend.
So that took some time, but at least my dad is being less of a dick bickers he thinks smoking is less "faggy" then vaping hes a stupid bigot i know but don't worry another friend says he might have a hookup for some thc to vape that isn't full of poison, so fingers crossed guys.
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>>18905
The absolute state of /v/eddit
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>>18851
>That'll be a big fat no from me. If Jim wants those shekels he's going to need to court the Q crowd hard.
Same, especially when you know that most of it goes to the 2k a month the board kike gets for providing the worst moderation 8ch has to offer. "Errands" my ass.
>>15050
Make a good thread then. Show us newfags that we're just stupid NIGGERs. I'll wait.
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>>18905
>banned for disagreeing with Mark
We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.
keep seetheing more you /tv/ pedos

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Malcolm Brenner Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 07:30:16 ID: b652de No.25223 [Reply]
Meet Malcolm (Dolphin Fucker) Brenner. A 68 year degenerate zoophile who had sex with his family dog and a dolphin. Oh wait, i mean "non people of the sea." He thinks bickers he fucked a dolphin he knows how animals think and feel. And bickers we can keep animals as pets,breed them and eat them we should be able to fuck them bickers they can constant and think like we do. He also says he's done research on this subject but hasn't provided any evidence to support his claims. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Brenner_(writer) Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MalcolmBrenner Website: https://malcolmbrenner.com/ Interview: https://youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y (where the comments come from)
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>>25716 >Oscars
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>>25223 Wow. That's terrible. He should be shot. My poor dolphin is crying. The image was changed to prevent editing. I can't believe dolphinsex.org exists. It's disgusting. These poor bottlenoses.
>>25223 >make a thread about some decent zoo, that will ruin him >:D >anons think he's cool HOW EMBARASSING
>>26406 L TO THE MAO
>sex with a dog [...] ew

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Francis Gurahoo, owner of prolikewoah.com Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 00:24:40 ID: db78a7 No.66834 [Reply] [Last]
This sperg manchild has been raging when people post his dox. When I posted his dox in his cytube, he disabled Tor and added a channel password. Too bad I've gotten in before that :) Francis Gurahoo Age and DOB 32 8/2/1987 Home West Hartford, CT AKA Francis F Gurahoo 12 Seneca Rd West Hartford, CT 06117
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WE DID IT /japan has been deleted PEDOS FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !! ETERNALLY
>>68365 >isn't cocks with killing 20+ boards on julay >starts killing boards elsewhere on the webring YAY WE MANAGED TO CENSOR OURSELVES GLOW NIGGERS FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !!
>>68366 seethe more pedo
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>>68366 typical pedo cope

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Zach and /tv/ Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 18:47:55 ID: 387b64 No.66364 [Reply]
who exactly the fuck is "Zach?" Looks to me like it was just another /intl/ persona all along, like Rach on /pol/, the propane/indiapoop/crab posters on /n/, and the cuck posters on /wx/. Some random dude just got his identity used.
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weird that zach keeps posting old pics of his, like in the bar with some whore. Where are the new zachs? He's what, 30 now? POST NEW PICTURES ZACH, WITH THE TIMESTAMP OVER AN DVD OF A FILM FLOPSON "STARRED" IN
I want to fuck the female version of Zach
>>66848 fucking same dude. it's ironic how more attractive she is compared to watson.
>>67642 He's seething on tvch as well.

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