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Peter Coffin gets dumped Anonymous 04/01/2020 (Wed) 06:38:39 ID: 2511f1 No.42215 [Reply]
Petter Coffin is a breadtuber who is most famous for pretending to have a Japanese model girlfriend on the internet for over a year. https://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html He's also known for posing his sex doll and taking photos of it, pretending it was his new gf. More recently he found an actual girl. He paid to have his huge-toothed scottish wife (think Pruane2Forever in a wig) over to America to get jaw surgery. After he paid for her plane ticket, her fucked up grill, and a pair of brand new fake titties she decided to leave him and took Toilet Nigga and the house. BETA AS FUCK
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>>74741 the sex doll is hot, keep coping incels.
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Oof
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>>80215 he is jewish or just pajeet?
Where I can buy a doll like that for lols?

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Anonymous 08/05/2020 (Wed) 00:19:23 ID: 9a4bd2 No.71187 [Reply]
The absolute state of Toad piggies.
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>>74232 autistic people like you trying to fit in are always funny of course in fact.
Toad is way more funny and relevant than you, God'winson. You're just a clout chaser with low quality videos and gatekeeping the online fun.
>>74232 lel I knew it was her the moment I saw the thumb based
What is wrong with earning some cash with a few quick ads? You are all reaching and it shows.
>>77555 t. Son of Tiamat

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fuck the cytube Anonymous 06/03/2020 (Wed) 04:54:36 ID: 5dc9ed No.59895 [Reply]
Fuck you, OrcaChad. You're spamming it up -wotsup
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>>59897 fuck you too
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>>59895 >he doesn't enable the script PATHETIC
Dolphin PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD as usual.
who is dolphi and why should I care

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/cowrevolt/ victory thread PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 10/24/2019 (Thu) 21:26:46 ID: a8a172 No.14492 [Reply] [Last]
Sup retards?
I see you're already enjoying my amazing triangular filter, I can already feel the confusion which can only lead to everyone moving over to >>/cowrevolt/.

For anyone that missed it, here is my glorious victory over naziJEWS https://mega.nz/#!r01W3aIC!WjnhcB7lUuHONPlmpXSAgPlhTmBN3WMHC7YX96pLYuY

Clearly GAMERGATE has won again, will never be beaten and is eternally better then /cow/.

Now I hope we can move on from /cow/s racist past and move into a beautiful future full of inclusivity and to fucking loves her pussy the SJW's, and let's leave some based ecelebs like SARGON alone allright?

Try not to be too butthurt /cow/ got officially beaten, maybe one day I will allow a rematch ;^).

ps: Yes it took a while for me to set this all up, turns out my friend who was selling me thc gummybears was just selling me regular ones and making me pay $3 a piece, he has now also been added to the list of NOTFRIENDS and I've started just smoking regular weed for now from my based black friend.
So that took some time, but at least my dad is being less of a dick bickers he thinks smoking is less "faggy" then vaping hes a stupid bigot i know but don't worry another friend says he might have a hookup for some thc to vape that isn't full of poison, so fingers crossed guys.
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>>18905
The absolute state of /v/eddit
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>>18851
>That'll be a big fat no from me. If Jim wants those shekels he's going to need to court the Q crowd hard.
Same, especially when you know that most of it goes to the 2k a month the board kike gets for providing the worst moderation 8ch has to offer. "Errands" my ass.
>>15050
Make a good thread then. Show us newfags that we're just stupid NIGGERs. I'll wait.
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>>18905
>banned for disagreeing with Mark
We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.
keep seetheing more you /tv/ pedos

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Malcolm Brenner Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 07:30:16 ID: b652de No.25223 [Reply]
Meet Malcolm (Dolphin Fucker) Brenner. A 68 year degenerate zoophile who had sex with his family dog and a dolphin. Oh wait, i mean "non people of the sea." He thinks bickers he fucked a dolphin he knows how animals think and feel. And bickers we can keep animals as pets,breed them and eat them we should be able to fuck them bickers they can constant and think like we do. He also says he's done research on this subject but hasn't provided any evidence to support his claims. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Brenner_(writer) Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MalcolmBrenner Website: https://malcolmbrenner.com/ Interview: https://youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y (where the comments come from)
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>>25716 >Oscars
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>>25223 Wow. That's terrible. He should be shot. My poor dolphin is crying. The image was changed to prevent editing. I can't believe dolphinsex.org exists. It's disgusting. These poor bottlenoses.
>>25223 >make a thread about some decent zoo, that will ruin him >:D >anons think he's cool HOW EMBARASSING
>>26406 L TO THE MAO
>sex with a dog [...] ew

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Francis Gurahoo, owner of prolikewoah.com Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 00:24:40 ID: db78a7 No.66834 [Reply] [Last]
This sperg manchild has been raging when people post his dox. When I posted his dox in his cytube, he disabled Tor and added a channel password. Too bad I've gotten in before that :) Francis Gurahoo Age and DOB 32 8/2/1987 Home West Hartford, CT AKA Francis F Gurahoo 12 Seneca Rd West Hartford, CT 06117
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WE DID IT /japan has been deleted PEDOS FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !! ETERNALLY
>>68365 >isn't cocks with killing 20+ boards on julay >starts killing boards elsewhere on the webring YAY WE MANAGED TO CENSOR OURSELVES GLOW NIGGERS FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !!
>>68366 seethe more pedo
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>>68366 typical pedo cope

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Zach and /tv/ Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 18:47:55 ID: 387b64 No.66364 [Reply]
who exactly the fuck is "Zach?" Looks to me like it was just another /intl/ persona all along, like Rach on /pol/, the propane/indiapoop/crab posters on /n/, and the cuck posters on /wx/. Some random dude just got his identity used.
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weird that zach keeps posting old pics of his, like in the bar with some whore. Where are the new zachs? He's what, 30 now? POST NEW PICTURES ZACH, WITH THE TIMESTAMP OVER AN DVD OF A FILM FLOPSON "STARRED" IN
I want to fuck the female version of Zach
>>66848 fucking same dude. it's ironic how more attractive she is compared to watson.
>>67642 He's seething on tvch as well.

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Chijo Anonymous 09/25/2019 (Wed) 20:43:31 ID: 13a32b No.8998 [Reply]
I don't know if you guys are following it lately but I know you used to have a thread; Chijo has been hanging out on julaychan off and on. Pretty fun thread that started yesterday (Tuesday).

live
https://julaychan.xyz/b/res/42698.html#q44331
archive
web.archive.org/save/https://julaychan.xyz/b/res/42698.html#q44331

New developments
>chijo has a girlfriend
>she's also a tranny
>has a bigger penis than chijo
>chijo bottoms for her
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Can we get the address of papa johns posted again? Today it took Chijo 20 mins to walk home from work, given that the average walking speed is 1.4 m/s and he was playing pokemon go I can say that Chijo certainly lives within a 1.68 kilometer radius from the restaurant.
>>21921
story? I don't believe for one minute this tranny actually has a job
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did this faggot finally kill himself?
he's back in another thread
is the tranny dead or what

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idubbbz Distilled Cope 03/29/2020 (Sun) 21:46:59 No.41859 [Reply] [Last]
https://invidio.us/watch?v=mQLzOuwDu_8 I still don't know who the fuck this faggot is but holy shit this is gold 100% SEETHE DISTILLED COPE
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>>42227 >>42225 Note the dirty background. These whores are slobs
>>44097 Do they just pay for images or is there some degree of interaction? I don't know anything about onlyjews or whatever the fuck normalfags are using for this bullshit. At least I could understand the psychology behind parasocial sexual relationships if there was some degree of interaction between the whores "fans" and herself. But if it's literally just pay walled underwear pics and nothing else than I'm lost.
Auugghhh sorry a-logs, got a DMCA for the pics of the whore. You have better saved em. I'll post the DMCA notification later.
>>67094 topkek. Your post looks like spam. Please adjust it.
>>67094 Wait, she got an American lawyer finally, and lol, cited copyright for them, meaning, they are real, and publicly can be said she's a legitimate whore?

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Restream/Guntstream/B-movies Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 05:15:19 ID: 674e5c No.135 [Reply]
Since 8ch is down and access to /bmovie/ went with it I'm opening a thread to keep anons up to date on restream happenings. Was late tonight but streams should continue at the usual time with movies afterwards until Robi returns. I'll try to post here if I can't make it for whatever reason. I'll also be posting archives here. Will update thread when I catch up haven't uploaded any in the last four days.

Feel free to suggest any movies you'd like to see for pre/post streams.
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Alright, final upload for the day, pretty sure we're all caught up now.
>8-14-19
>jcaesar187 reads the news and still manages to go over time somehow
https://mega.nz/#!zgsT3CKR!-sVoRXRx_R45bAzTnXAdvLrg_UDbPXXTNLlZDB4W5IY
>9-2-19
The GamerGate 2.0 stream with Zoe's ex boyfriend. This one is too hot for dlive and jcaesar187 is too afraid to leave up an unedited archive due to multiple uses of the word Nigger, advocating for mass shootings and blatant antisemitism. An alog called in and made a fool of himself. Archived for your clipping pleasure.
https://mega.nz/#!wQlGSAyS!7PRGH2nQ8VN_XuLvBeNAHLNXZYeu3jpsWvv6Er-tiOA
Slowly catching up on the backlog.
>8-30-19
>Funimation Rocked, Cuck Ray Gun Backs #KickVic, Jack Dorsey Hacked, + More
https://mega.nz/#!ilEBjK5a!CZtPQ7WtUtCvHxNtlY6bZPRywBZ7Vv0Ax29EVnW3jIY
AUGUST 26
>Metokur Leaves YouTube, Allsup Banned, + Memphis Monday
https://mega.nz/#!e8MDHaTb!vcyZ77TakPArKmkhSvs8tT8CBmhw3D4GlYxh7II_7cM
September 5
>Vice 8chan Doc Cringe, Contrapoints Flees Twitter, Onision a Pedo?, BPS Live, + More
https://mega.nz/#!Pxc32QDK!eUA7hgBmt-mWy6Dg74geSKMOQE_5NUO4ze7-zLKItvY
Gunstream plays shit

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