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cramberry Unironic Ralphamale 09/27/2022 (Tue) 14:34:59 ID: 611d2e No.175939 [Reply]
cramberry is a discord tranny who is responsible for spamming the 4chan ms /co/ and emmy the robot threads with oppai loli porn. he also relentlessly harassed random discord users and artists for refusing his pedophilic requests.
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It's the same neet tranny who used to hang out on BYS streams with LeoPirate, Ancapistan, StonedMexicanGuy and Diogenes??? he used to be a fat thing like this too
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>>175960 Literally anything backing up said claims, among other things like how am I supposed to harass them with this shitty an OP dude?
>>175975 hes been b& from all the relevant discords but if you go through the 4chan archive youll see his oppai loli spam in the emmy the robot threads
>>176341 >discord And you faggots try to call me gay
Literally another emojitroon persona, get it together faggot

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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Moliberry is a retard and boring pedo, Yakuza won.
He was a depressed loser on /int/ for years, he used to post on /vg/ in the late 2000s, french anon's hate him cause he's a known pedo who spammed priscilla betti and other underage teenage girls on /tv/ /int/ and other boards, he admitted to being on welfare in his 20s and is almost close to being 40, he used to watch disney kids france in hiis late teens/early20s
kys emojitroon
>>175379 Suck my balls you little french bitch
Yakuza has often craved emojitroon's dick deep inside his innards, it's what drives him

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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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The only claims that state dolphin are a pedo state bickers he once posted a link that had another link that contained cp, even though the site was some deep web site containing more deep web links in general and cp is sadly a thing that is very common there that made him a pedo. But, as time went on when dolphin was still very active never once had anons seen dolphin, who was a big avatarfag and a very easy to spot spammer, post cp. In contrast pedochu and his pedo goons had openly posted cp on my jewish mother/v/, /cow/, tvch, and zzzchan. They constantly defend posting cp as "chan cutlure" and "free speech." Of course they often slander their detractors as pedos to cover their own tracts. oh and there is likely a decent overlap between them and between the pedos from /hebe/ on blacked.gov
>>165682 I should add on and basically point out the claim is basically like posting a link to zzzchan's /b/ or mark/v/ and claiming anon is a pedo for linking the boare, since both boards have plenty of cp being posted all the time by their pedo residents.
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God damnit Dolphin

The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617 [Reply] [Last]
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4

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>>167751 >>167922 At least she's real, EarJuice.
>>168105 real, really fat
>>167922 short one is a prime slampig
The Daiymo can be fag from time to time, but at least he's better than Platefags/forgegang discordspics.
>>173053 Not a high bar but yes Diaymo clear it.

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Kuz / KolymaNET / Soyjak.party / Vidlii / Heyuri.net Unironic Ralphamale 08/24/2022 (Wed) 02:38:42 ID: 448cef No.168499 [Reply]
Kuz is a plague within the imageboard community. People see him as an imageboard monopolizer due to the sheer amount of imageboards he owns (along with Vidlii for some reason). Much of the information surrounding him is heavily disputed, claiming to have ran a site called 9channel around 2005, but with little evidence to back it up. He was also the admin of the cancer known as "soyjak.party", a place worthy of its own ridicule, and another site called Heyuri.net. The latter he took from its original owner after months of conflict. He's become involved in the baby monkey hate rabbit hole with Vidlii.com, another fucking site he owns, after it was found that he was hosting that cocks. Have a look for yourselves: More about him: https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Kuz approved life story: https://kuz.neocities.org/kuz.html https://soyjak.wiki/Kuz More links: https://8kun.top/soyjak/res/96.html

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UH is ultra cheyed cause she makes the modcord seethe
>>168951 Thank you for the info anon, he has been mentioned here before but didn't know bibanon had a page on him.
&lock_kill.op >>Fed Systems Activated
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>>168500 About the photos... few people know about this. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50234771/#50280374

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2022 (Thu) 19:19:43 ID: a15edc No.167842 [Reply]
So Flam's parents got swatted and someone is on foxdick crying about it.
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>"Flam" >making a separate thread for this Go back to troonfarms.

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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This is where your best friend online lives.
>>159134 You're a canadian lolicon, shut up.
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PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD ==G​AMERGATE==
>>167078 Uh, based?

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/09/2022 (Sat) 18:38:42 ID: 6842c5 No.161373 [Reply]
jcaesar187's new address. He sold his house while the market's high and is temp staying in an apartment while he waits for his next house to be finished. 403 Stockton Street Apt 4304 Richmond, VA, 23224
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>>161373 it never owned that house retard.
>>161373 He never owned that house retard he rented it. Just like how he lost his mothers house and paid rent on that too. That white G​AMERGATE can't afford or even get approved for a mortgage. He will rent cuck till he dies.
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>>161373 I have received confirmation that jcaesar187 is currently in Agartha.
>>162197 true if big
RАLPHA

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Anonymous 05/09/2020 (Sat) 21:59:33 ID: eee008 No.49744 [Reply]
Does Dax not realize that his audience is made up of Incel Trolls who will never touch a pussy, ever?
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>>53085 "Some Slut" Ya know if it was some rando groupie, I'd agree with your analysis. But the "slut" in question was a long term part of the dick show community and even after they parted ways people kept asking about her and asking for her to come back. the TL;DR >She released texts showing Dax sweet talking her and begging to be in a relationship with him while her marriage fell apart. They were embarassing for Dax >Dax played this weird manipulation game on both girls and treats them like crap >Dax feeds people drugs so they depend on him >Dax would fuck JLH to make Marie Valenzula cry and hurt her >He opens up lines of credit for women he is fucking but then goes over charges with a fine tooth comb and bitches and moans about every penny spent >Marie cried in the cuck truck while Dax fucked JLH in the tent 10 ft away >Dax threw JLH out, tried cutting her out from the TDS community but refuse to answer why >Marie plays victim and is a BPD cum slut >Dax is a clinically Diagnosed Psychopath >Dax has journals of Backwards written poetry >Dax doesn't understand what Atavistic means but uses it all the time >Dax has a literal fursona called JuJu that is a cow >Dax is bi

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>>52329 Dick show sycophants are pathetic. They genuinely believe the only people who don't like Dax are TheGatorGamer. Surely Dax has shit his pants and done nothing wrong... Right?
>>49744 What even is Diddler Dax's bonus cocks? More screeching about what maddox did to him a decade ago or more pedo defending?
>>49744 Does he have any kind of actual audience anymore? There are a hand full of autistic manchildren who still follow and most of them are hoping to ride Dax's coat tails to some sort of efame that they delusionally believe they will achieve bickers there were a hand full of successful people that spun off from the TDS community. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW DAX STILL GOES BACK AND TRIES TO SCRUB OLD SIMPSPIRACY STUFF TO THIS DAY IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE OLD INFO HARD TO FIND. I could go one and on about the sketchy shit that dax says and does. He got caught giving money to Randy Harper for special treatment on twitter. He admitted that he completely scrapped his "new book" "Not Safe For Women" and it is never comming out. He made up 3 different excuses why NP2 got put on a match list, with the most consistent explaination being suspicion of money laundering (which he then tried saying was actually bickers free speech clauses and shit), we still don't know what Dax does with the info given on his unsecured site which includes social security numbers, Dax doesn't pay any of the people he claims he will pay for his show, Dax's weird obsession with excessive sweating and need to Гунт guard and deny any of the jcaesar187 stuff being funny, the list goes on and on....
>>159407 Actually, yes. I haven't listened for a LONG time, but pre simpspiracy it was almost exclusively whatever he could get that was Maddox Related. Funny thing is from what I understand Maddox gave up on podcasting and started doing writting gigs that are paying him well enough to do okay as well as had a role in Kung Fury 2. Dax can't even get his Pizza commercial to air and is blacklisted from performing with comedy in LA bickers of his retarded antics (and no not the "free speech" stuff he does on his show, everyone that works with Dax eventually ends up hating him) Funny thing is the whole thing that started Dax's demise was he challenged the whole internet to prove his GF Marie Valenzuela ever went by the screen name HulaGirl86, then some idiot dug up an old kik profile with her face right there and it caused Dax to sperg out.

Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>39633 that's chijo
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>>47027 yonkers...
>>47027 how tf did you find your way here?
>>39674 i dont think analockman ever posted his face, and if he did he wouldnt fucking look like me. what the fuck. >>39695 No, what? >>63687 Magic, bitch.
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