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gl0wie d0x Unironic Ralphamale 02/21/2023 (Tue) 17:51:01 No.193122 [Reply]

Agent tr00n will never be a woman

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Unironic Ralphamale 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:28:03 ID: 313559 No.209967

Unironic Ralphamale 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:52:45 ID: 985a83 No.209971

>>193122 oh, it is those EPIC OLDFAGS the queer newfags talk about.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:21:14 ID: 753ce3 No.210044

>>209971 I'm not surprised at psyops on imageboards with everything happening right now, or 4chan and Cloudflare overreacting to a glowie being spotted. But what makes you think this discord tranny is an oldfag kek?

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:19:20 ID: 6d5ee0 No.274761

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:25:46 ID: 0a16df No.290124

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9chan is a lolcow Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 01:30:56 No.47352 [Reply]

9chan.tw is now allowing a board to share pictures and stories of female US Democrat politicians with fake nudes and stories about raping their children. This could never, ever go wrong for Josh bickers Josh is the greatest coder ever to teach himself to code. No one help with this board.

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Toad 08/20/2020 (Thu) 10:49:07 ID: 2d599c No.76878

YAS

Toad 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:43:18 No.81619

>>48601 >implying this happened

Toad 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:19:51 ID: fcbbf7 No.81698

All image board are lolcows. Only 4chan /mu/ and /tg/ are health bickers are mostly used by mentally stable and good people.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:13:24 ID: 0d6f15 No.274753

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:25:05 ID: be89b7 No.290123

Interesting thread

/intl/ Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 22:02:42 ID: 411349 No.42051 [Reply]

Where is /intl/ now? Also, post /intl/ lore for great julay.

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Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:35:28 ID: 74660d No.197495

>>197485 What is the musical equivalent of kino? Zoomers throw around retarded terms like bops and bangers, but is there a term for really great music, as opposed to the Jewish-produced slop they churn out to the unwashed masses?

Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:22:27 ID: d87601 No.197498

>>197495 Art.

Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:30:50 No.197511

>>197495 >What is the musical equivalent of kino? Renaissance-tier Classical music ofc. And a fair number of those great gentlemen were quite spoken-out against the kikery of their own days. I'm sure they would have fit right in on (previous generations of) /pol/, while still crafting their own masterpieces of human achievement and beauty.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:05:15 ID: 8bd258 No.274741

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:24:50 ID: 2582c9 No.290122

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DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]

Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/07/2023 (Fri) 13:23:24 ID: b650d4 No.201387

>>201190 Cheap way of getting viewers for your shitty channel really. I've noticed almost all of Phil's alogs end up making their own cocks after they've garnered enough views from people who specifically wanted to watch detractor cocks. Like they'll start streaming their own games but still talk about Phil in the chat to keep the alogs interested. If there's one thing to truly alog Phil over is how he downgraded from Pandalee to Kat. Pandalee honestly wasn't even all that ugly for a guy like Phil but Kat looks like a train hit her face.

DSP never had an ID theft situation. Unironic Ralphamale 04/29/2023 (Sat) 05:09:18 ID: 0ee33a No.204792

DSP as we all know is a liar, who lies. His most interesting lie was during the now infamous Side Scrollers Podcast and I haven't seen this particular issue discussed anywhere at least not in detail. Per Phil, he had an ID theft situation but has no police report. He claims he did contact the credit bureaus. This is where the lie is easy to prove. In order to have any form of ID theft reported to the bureaus you must also have a police report in order to prevent dumbasses opening random cards, charging them up, and crying ID theft. This is easily checked by going to the Transunion site, clicking the ID theft section, and then seeing the Fraud Victim Checklist they give you. I included a screenshot of the list, note on the last bullet in order to get things removed from your credit report you must provide a letter proving its fraud - that is the police report. Furthermore to make sure Washington isn't in some way special I checked their ID theft policies specifically and the local PD does in fact view it as a felony and will open a file. Second screenshot is from the WA attorney general. (https://www.atg.wa.gov/recovering-identity-theft-or-fraud#:~:text=Identity%20theft%20is%20a%20felony,you%20correct%20your%20credit%20rating.) In short: 1. ID theft costs the victim no money beyond any cash they could not recover that was spent by the fraud. 2. Phil literally could not have gotten anything removed from his credit report by the Bureaus without a police report, which he said he didn't have. 3. All this means Phil did not have an ID theft situation that was reported and removed from his credit report unless he has a police report he didn't want to show for some reason.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/29/2023 (Sat) 05:21:45 ID: 03f370 No.204796

Samefag, made an error. In the ID victim checklist final bullet it explicitly says you need a police report so...there you go.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:04:26 ID: d21ed4 No.274740

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:24:18 ID: d8a186 No.290121

Interesting thread

Weirdos Unironic Ralphamale 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:29:42 ID: d8c5ea No.216685 [Reply]

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/23/2023 (Sun) 17:33:57 ID: cb3554 No.217285

>Omg the internet sucks! And no one can tell!

Unironic Ralphamale 07/23/2023 (Sun) 17:38:39 ID: cb3554 No.217286

>>217129 >>217127 >>217039 I think you've become the lolcow

Unironic Ralphamale 07/24/2023 (Mon) 00:28:10 ID: 607cc4 No.217364

>>217286 That would require for me to be an identifiable character that is looking for attention, which I'm not. So by definition I cannot be a cow

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:02:58 ID: 736ec1 No.274738

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:24:05 ID: c4fec7 No.290120

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Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka thread Unironic Ralphamale 01/26/2023 (Thu) 17:51:22 ID: 7566ae No.188638 [Reply]

Whatever happened to Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka? I heard the dude wasn't doing to well, but I'm not up on the details. >Kyanka started Something Awful several months before being forced to resign from his job at PlanetQuake for writing a derogatory website update about a fellow employee. He moved the "Cranky Steve" personality in question to the site in 1999.[4] >Originally, the site was limited mostly to personal cocks, in which Kyanka personally reviewed video games, movies, and comics which he felt were "something awful". However in later years the site grew to feature numerous writers and columnists, putting Kyanka's own writings in the minority. Kyanka is the creator of the characters Jeff K. and Cliff Yablonski, that are featured on the Something Awful site.

Unironic Ralphamale 01/26/2023 (Thu) 23:22:07 ID: ceec70 No.188686

Kyanka put lead in Kyanka's head is what happened.

Unironic Ralphamale 01/26/2023 (Thu) 23:58:21 ID: 9ffbf0 No.188703

>>188638 >>188686 He killed himself after allowing a tranny to molest his children bickers he was going to be forced to pay child support.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 00:53:46 ID: 19e95c No.274724

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:23:47 ID: d704b5 No.290119

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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]

It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:30:30 ID: e8c30c No.255746

there's a live one in the cyclical >>2 anons have started to call him paedoanon/nu-calculator apparently he is a banned user from tvch. his gimmick is calling everyone paedos, when that doesnt work and he gets shit on he say theyre jannies.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/10/2024 (Tue) 17:09:17 ID: d9100f No.256353

Rancefag. She's been around for approximately a year, but she got a face reveal today. Old drama: >a woman who obsessively posted about Rance (a rapist character from an 18+ VN) on LCF >she frequently got into fights with other weebs >they accused her of being a man bickers of her fetishes and degeneracy >Rancefag posted her nudes on Lolcow to prove she was actually a woman. She then asked the mods to remove her nudes bickers she had mental health issues, and the mods complied. The original posts are on archives though. >after she was bullied by a lot of people, she stopped posting about Rance, and started to post about shota instead. She kept fighting with other people. >the mods revealed that Rancefag was behind the shota bait posts, and redtexted her posts. Current drama: >LCF is down, farmers moved to a bunker >Rancefag's discord name is "pooty pooty tang tang" and someone found a tumblr blog with the same name (pootypootytangtang69); farmers think it's her blog. Rancefag denied. >Face reveal: anon found her profile on the 4chan dating app. Her info on the dating app matched with the info on Discord and Lolcow. >Rancefag said she would never post on Lolcow or any adjacent imageboards again.

Unironic Ralphamale 02/05/2025 (Wed) 05:51:19 ID: dda3d2 No.266898

An lcf user doxed another lcf user. https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/2341317.html#q2365527 https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/2356246.html#2364014 https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/2356246.html#2364630

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 00:52:16 ID: 71ea2e No.274721

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:23:24 ID: 455928 No.290118

Interesting thread

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]

Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety

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Unironic Ralphamale 09/03/2025 (Wed) 07:20:36 ID: 4c5170 No.273539

Fat

Daniel Lopez 09/03/2025 (Wed) 21:01:44 ID: 12384d No.273597

I'd smash tee bee honest fam

Unironic Ralphamale 09/03/2025 (Wed) 21:04:31 ID: 248fb3 No.273599

>>273597 Why tho. That down bad?

Daniel Lopez 09/04/2025 (Thu) 09:34:46 ID: 12384d No.273649

>>273599 To assert dominance over a communist

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:22:45 ID: 3374af No.290116

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]

We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/04/2024 (Thu) 14:12:17 ID: d0af1f No.247870

>>247752

Unironic Ralphamale 04/27/2024 (Sat) 11:00:16 ID: a3c785 No.249260

>>247869 No. It was years before Christchurch. Weev took an interest in KF as a way to recruit spastics to muh dissident right. Fatherless TheTheGatorGamerGamer got excited about the attention from an e-famous e-daddy and tried to impress Weev. TheTheGatorGamerGamer wrote this giant textwall essay about muh white genocide and muh great replacement and posted it on KF. He went full /pol/ spastic and deliberately attracted all the other /pol/ spastics who promptly ruined the site forever. The whole reason TheTheGatorGamerGamer went to Moldova/Ukraine was to try hang around Weev IRL. Weev was living in Transnistria at the time. Of course TheTheGatorGamerGamer also needed a cheap place to live at the time bickers his long-suffering mother had finally thrown him out bickers the Donny Long disaster got her sacked from her realty job bickers spastics spammed CP to every email address in her company. This is basic KF history. I guess you cunts must all be newfriends.

Unironic Ralphamale 11/09/2024 (Sat) 19:15:52 ID: 387c15 No.260457

new thread here https://3d96-4c08.com/index.php?threads/joshua-conner-moon-null-ichverbot-iban-ibanz-ibanx-cityrpg-not-important-n-tech-2tsuki-work-in-progress.111/

Unironic Ralphamale 09/03/2025 (Wed) 20:44:59 ID: 6f14b6 No.273588

Yes we need another J0sh thread

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:22:27 ID: 739b04 No.290115

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JPMorgan Internal Security Information TheAmazingKyleRobbins 08/27/2023 (Sun) 02:53:58 No.221594 [Reply]

Hi, My name is Kyle Robbins. I'm the Sr. SRE manager of GTI (Global Technology Infrastructure)/CNS (Compute, Network, Storage) at JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMC). My JPMC SID is V677983. I report directly to GTI ESX Operations Sr. Manager of the Americas, Kenneth L. Falor (SID F671000). A detailed description about JPMC's internal security protocols can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu81 A detailed description about JPMC's W.A.D.U. employee monitoring system can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu80 I wanted to let everyone know that I stand in solidarity with Kenneth L. Falor. The things that we have been asked to do by JPMC upper management with regards to eliminating unwanted employees is not right...and that's putting it lightly. I can no longer continue to do the things I have been pressured to do. List of VMware employees currently compromised by the JPMC's phone spyware and are effectively being blackmailed: - Dixon Ly - Nimish Desai - Steven Tumolo - Vlad Lalovic - Chirag Patel - Trey Tyler

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:25:20 No.221617

>>221594 Godspeed OP.

Unironic Ralphamale 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:31:34 ID: bab687 No.221787

JEWS 09/29/2023 (Fri) 00:37:19 ID: b45629 No.225968

This is very interesting and in no way does it belong on /cow/.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/03/2025 (Wed) 20:40:39 ID: bb3189 No.273583

IMPORTANT information

Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:22:01 ID: 02b0e9 No.290114

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