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hskfmn - janny of an ancient fetish forum Unironic Ralphamale 08/01/2023 (Tue) 04:41:19 ID: a36a6b No.218492 [Reply]
hskfmn is the janny of an old web 1.0 fetish site, https://metamorphose.org/. He abuses his mod powers to stamp out any dissent as an English major, call center worker such as himself feels like this and sperging on reddit about American politics and bing bing wahoos are the only things that give him satisfaction. He's a sex pest/tourist and secret groyper who is also probably darksydephil's lost brother. https://www.deviantart.com/hskfmn https://www.reddit.com/user/hskfmn/ Current address: 178 Summit Ave, St paul mn 55102
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lol pathetic. Imagine harassing the moderator of an old forum like metamorphose and posting a link to this incel thread. Get a life nerd.
>>218492 Transformation is the thinking man's fetish btw
>>218496 This last post made the thread. Reading through all of the above stuff you see a millennial man child slowly slip into redditus. The place he lives, the sexual degeneracies, the complicity with the system, the absolute and utter bugmanigication of the guy. Then you reach that last post and you see the exact niche controlled opposition like catboy is supposed to fill. Good start for a thread, OP. I am hoping this isn't a drive-by and your follow up posts dive more into the the abstracts that serve as an ersatz personality for this type of bugman copy-personality.
damn dis nigga eatin beans

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Minichan and the autistic hyper-savant^-syme named Autphag Unironic Ralphamale 04/04/2023 (Tue) 10:26:20 ID: 3a604e No.201020 [Reply] [Last]
It seems the deal to strike a non-attention agreement with the retardationally-oriented invalid-invitation poof-'n'-gummery was a hoax so I've dutifully decided to re-place it back here; Autphag believes he has IQs multiples beyond the Guassian spectrum's complete range bickers the North Koreans drummed the idea into his head during the 2000s. He then became a pathetic emulant of National Socialist thought with an intellectually desultory Slavic pseudo-persuasion during the 2010s. He, then, rediscovered Songun socialism upon winning a gender dysphoria diagnosis after losing it to aggressive, invisible and failed media trolls after in 2023 a 2021, mostly pseudo-Scottish English/Xiatyl-S.-Amerind heritage campaign was legally quashed for being an economically parasitic burden on the economy, similar to the one in the mid-2010s, the early-2010s, and the late-2000s. The sex-change of the Robertsonian Feudal-Conservative Bakhsh was so heavily criticized she had to fuck off to the Xiatic pseudo-Orient, for crying out loud; the thricedvth in a decadanal space. He believes he is a mathematician again. There's a tradition of y= concantenation being either a rote-symal activity or not and well, even Robb claims to exceed it :/
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>>228804 Understood sir. None shall maltreat the king, certainly not an ethnically challenged foxdick faggot such as her.
>>228808 I've noticed theres' a lack of stock of everyone's' least-accessible high. Really I don't respond to opioids anymore so feigning indifference; my old mastery; has become increasingly difficult to off-pull. I do suspect low-British tampering with the formula. There was a way of doing trial and error with seeing what activates i(op) on any litmatic tool but it seems nobody fucking bothers anymore except to entertain good old aanti-anti-prohibition theories of the mi'irim.
r u alive?
>>224560 Remember when you betrayed me, 'Sophie', you broke my heart when you worshipped Hazelgrove over me...

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Randbot, ComradePond, Sriker - some findings Unironic Ralphamale 09/11/2023 (Mon) 07:28:03 ID: 477429 No.223556 [Reply]
There's a streamer called Randbot who was part of jcaesar187's Killstream and is a close associate of the TRS grifters. I don't know if people here are aware of him. He's largely ignored by everyone as his 'shows' are 6-8 hours long and he's painfully boring. One of his orbiters is a woman called ComradePond, whom he refers to as his 'secretary'. She essentially propped him up, and for free, if you can believe that. They aren't discussed that much, but I think I've figured out what they truly are and why she does everything. There was also some stuff on Striker's website that I found. So I thought I'd share my findings/thoughts. Striker and Yandex So we know that the NJP meeting place is a barn owned by Charles Bausman, a self-described Russian patriot living in the USA. https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2020/10/06/us-white-nationalist-group-linked-pro-kremlin-propagandist https://lancasteronline.com/news/politics/how-we-confirmed-a-barn-in-lancaster-county-was-used-for-a-2020-white-nationalist/article_e1d22d7e-3905-11ec-86df-cbae94974e5e.html In 2020, Eric Striker posted articles to a site called national-justice.com, but didn't make the site, rather it was made for him by lackeys of Mr. Bausman. The email records for national-justice aren't made using protonmail or gmail like most people. When you try to check the MX (email) records for the site, i.e. the email used to register the website, you can see that national-justice uses Yandex for its email. https://securitytrails.com/domain/national-justice.com/dns See 'MX records'. It's Yandex. Strange for an American anti-semite to be using a Jewish founded Russian email service. But this use of Yandex isn't limited to national-justice. Sometimes you wonder why things are the way they are and you end up stumbling onto the truth in the most unexpected places. Strange Listener Statistics A few years ago, in an FTN episode, Jazzhands spoke about FTN's audience size in detail as a 'whitepill'. He claimed that their total listener count was 20,000 people' or so and listed various countries in order of their respective audience size. My memory isn't perfect but I suspect Warren Balogh was there as well. The problem is the listener count doesn't make sense. If you have 20K as claimed then are you a $200K /month organization at $10/m assuming every FTN listener is also a subscribers. Even if only 50% are subscribers, then that's still $100K/m. Even if it's 2,000 subscribers or 10%, then that's $20K/m. I don't know exactly which episode it was unfortunately. If anyone can find it, then please share it, so we can learn what their listener statistics actually are. Randbot So who is Randbot? Randbot, real name Ryan Johnson, is a ballwasher. https://foxdickfarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/ryan-johnson-randbot-2020-jimmy-russell.81215/ Specifically he is a ballwasher for the TRS crew. He loves washing Mike Enoch's balls and when he's done with that, all he thinks of doing is washing Eric Striker's balls. But of course the ultimate goal is to wash Jesse Dunstan's balls, preferably with his saliva. He does lovingly call him Sven or Svenpai after all. Every day the drunk Australian awakens, and much like Mike Enoch bloviating for 3 hours and calling it a podcast, he bloviates for 5-8 hours in a livestream and calls it a 'show'. There is no structure, planning or effort involved. A few tweets serve as conversation starters, his 10 paypigs send their own for a price and the rest is improvised. The guy always pretends to be sick, which is always some infection his son gave him, in order to take the day off. The way he uses his health/kid as an excuse when he wants to just sit and play video games instead of doing his 'show' is childish.

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>>236720 what the fuck is this fat bitch even talking about? she's happy they all have the same few paypig?
>>236819 They just make shit up. Nothing these "people" say can be trusted. She just invented some nonsensical explanation as to why they're 'winning' and behaves as if nothing is wrong. Her persistent support of Rand is highly suspicious and is almost certainly a Bausman plant.
Does anyone have all the archives of Randbot streaming on youtube together with TheGatorGamer?
Randbot, if you ever read this, I want you to know you are an untalented, useless, drunk retard. You will never amount to anything; joining the military was the most you could ever achieve in life. You are lazy, arrogant and unfunny. Your 'show' is complete garbage that is repulsive to anyone who isn't a terminally online loser. I hope your ugly, bald, manly wife divorces you. I hope your paypigs lose their job so they can't support your 'show' anymore and that you are forced to become a janitor cleaning toilets in an Indian restaurant somewhere with a lot of Abo's in Australia. Please KYS.
>>238223 Everyone but 20 people feel the same way

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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jersh just locked new log-ins, pool's closed due to AIDS
As soon as foxdickfarms caught on jacksfilms sssniperwolf drama i start seeing it posted here, just admit it /cow/boys, kiwiGODS own you
kiwiGODS WON
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Oldfag contest at the farms
>>223986 Foxdick is very reddit, there’s going to be a natural clash. Also, BANTER IS FUN YOU TARD

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Dark Ninja Chomoo 11/22/2023 (Wed) 16:52:58 ID: 344c90 No.233876 [Reply]
It's been tough. Meme's hurt and Ninja is unable to meme back.
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>>233993 >>233993 Whoa, AgePlayBae Waverly Gessner's current phone number? Sorry, AgePlayte Gang.
Full doc is edited. AP himself admits he used edited clips. I took BRYAN DUNN to have Ninja get enough stones to not have the doc, put on private. The Scoobie 331 Saga Episode VI Return Of The Sped is the title.
>>233993 This poster is Gayhoole >>233997 This poster is Blaine, the ugly tranny
>>234196 Gahoole hates DarkNinja bickers Daiymo hates DarkNinja. But Gahoole himself recently said he wants Zoom and Warhammer death, and he hopes DarkNinja can keep exposing them enough for their suicide.
>>234834 Gayhoole is a pedo faggot with zero real opinion about anything other than media Daiymo is afraid of DarkNinja

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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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>>234229 He is pretty active on the thread about Gahoole.
>>237133 >everyone who dislikes gayhoole is muh boogeyman
Is koi really sturgeon, i wanna see proof of this that would be so funny.
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>>238413 EsoAnon please explain to me if you're out there.
Also >we need proof that he started this bickers his timeslot got cucked >we cannot let this piece of evidence die off >>97365 He could easily play that as being super ironic after the fact >we need the case 0

Unironic Ralphamale 08/06/2023 (Sun) 14:57:33 ID: a2622a No.219387 [Reply]
Hey /cow/, this isn't personal army shit but I found this guy on prolikewoah /a/ who's prime cow material. He's been calling me butthurt no matter how much I try to call him funny, and while it's not making me angry, can you guys come in and call him butthurt to make him sperg? I think we can my jewish mother him good. I'm not mad, this isn't personal army autism, but here's the thread: https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/13195.html The posts to troll are 94698, 94701, 94704, 94705, 94710, 94711, 94718, 94733, 94738, 94740, 94767, 94781, 94792, 94798 Thanks in advance, I'll dump all of my hot married yuri sex pics if you guys make him confess to being butthurt. But if anyone tries to troll me and make ME butthurt(I'm not a lolcow and I won't be), you aren't getting shit.
https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/89348.html#94837 He's about to flounce, please troll him right the fuck now before he gets away with calling me butthurt. I'm not, by the way. I will dump every last image I have of hot married yuri sex(I actually think this is a normal thing to say, but I was trolling him) I have if it means exposing him as butthurt once and for all. So troll him already.
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>>219387 >>219443 NYPA YOU BUTTHURT FAGGOT
>>219387 NYPA+your cow is a nobody+you are a nobody aswel+noone cares about you gay internet tranny cockfight.

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 12/25/2023 (Mon) 19:10:15 ID: 839ad2 No.237390 [Reply]
Every time you sperg out and irritate Ken I'll post it to another service. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
Back to onionfaggots son

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AntichristHater69 Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2022 (Tue) 22:43:09 ID: 7d9097 No.166017 [Reply]
https://anon.cafe/meta/last/15642.html https://anon.cafe/.global/logs/christian/2022-07-25.html Anyone else following this guy over on /christian/? He's apparently a volunteer, can't stop responding to bait, and seems genuinely autistic. He's also apparently a closet pedo.
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>>181934 I half believe chobitsu is the same guy with a different persona. he was a vol there and resigned there after a few months.
>>191406 no, completely different writing styles, also chobitsu wasn't as ban happy, both have a weird thing about christ-chan tho chobitsu was fired for saying ACH should be banned, christianjanny came in to the thread and said 'check your emails, now' or some shit, a day later he was fired and namefagging was banned
>>190795 Jewzach try to create webring wars all the time, he visits zzzchan and post something, go to /christian/ more shit, then visit /cow/ and cope, then visit tvch and seethe.
does anyone has the screenshot of a thread where he and the other /christian/ fags calls for a crusade against tvch and /cow/?
He still going on with his autistic crusade against his alogs, is pretty sad, he is literally Zach 2.0 but with a trad-larping coating

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Threatening old ladies for fun and profit: the Kelvin Robins lifestyle Unironic Ralphamale 12/03/2023 (Sun) 22:01:13 ID: 21ba36 No.234995 [Reply]
"Am a good person?" This is a question many wrestle with at one time or another. Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr., fortunately, does not have to worry about this. If he has even a shadow of doubt in his heart, he can visit a local Medicaid nursing home and see what he has done. All he has to do is peek through its windows and see a few old ladies who are not enjoying another year in their now-condemned homes, the ones he destroyed. No, they are spending a very cold and public Christmas with all the heat the taxpayers will provide in a cramped, dirty building, all bickers he was put on this Earth. Yes, Kelvin can then put such ambiguities to rest knowing that no, he's not a good person. Kelvin's story first took off around New Year's 2019, when he made the news for not only scamming a woman with terminal cancer out of $19,000 but also leaving this elderly woman's home unlivable [ link https://abc13.com/scammed-by-contractor-hurricane-harvey-pods-repossessed/4996819/ archive https://archive.is/d0oW8 ] as a fake contractor operating under his "Certified Home Improvements" business. While some sociopaths would be cocks to call this a win and a little fun, Kelvin isn't your usual asshole. No, when he found out that she was going to the news after waiting months she didn't have for him to do what she paid for, he didn't just slink back to Baton Rouge $19,000 richer and lie low for a bit. POV: You're an old lady, paid Kelvin, but then asked him to do work: https://archive.is/xot7R No, a brave man like Kelvin stands up to old ladies when they get uppity. To quote her family: "The contractor has been calling quite a bit. He's been texting my mother, he's been begging her not to air the story, he's been calling her and crying. He's been quite upset, even to the point where he asks her doesn't she care about his newborn baby." And what did Kelvin do for this newborn baby that he was tormenting this dying woman with? Well, let's skip ahead a few months and we can see that: 1. The baby was the product of one of Kelvin's affairs 2. Kelvin left the baby and another child behind to 3. Free up money so he could "treat hoes right" In addition to abandoning his children, threatening old ladies is also a pastime of Kelvin's. Kelvin first extracts an advance payment by soliciting an elderly woman, making promises, claiming he needs to "feed him and his crew" [ link https://www.buildzoom.com/contractor/certified-home-improvements-llc-baton-rouge-la archive https://archive.is/x4b2i#selection-1473.1-1482.0 ], and - relatively recently - will also draw attention to the fact that he renamed his business after the surviving and deceased daughter from his marriage. Once the first check clears, he will run off without completing the work if the woman is lucky or, if she is not, he and his crew will will putter around over the next few days, do a little work, and then demand another check or some cash for an unforeseen expense. If the woman refuses either then or when the third or fourth payment is demanded, he and his men grow increasingly nasty and - according to one review - even turn violent. My theory on this is that the threats and violence are not just a means to extort money from the elderly but also a successful technique to discourage them from drawing further attention to him and his crew beyond maybe leaving an online review. To put it bluntly, he knows where they live and he leaves these old ladies wondering if he'll act on this if they file a lawsuit, start pressuring the police, etc. His [ doxbin https://doxbin.com/upload/KelvinHayesRobinsJr ] covers a number of reviews, including one where he allegedly said the silent part out loud: A woman claims "threatened to beat my husband and me". Other reviews follow a similar vein, for instance this one claiming "Kelvin Robins is dangerous" [ https://www.yellowpages.com/baton-rouge-la/mip/robins-tree-service-478883446 https://archive.ph/iEZko#selection-1695.25-1695.51 ]. As both Kelvin Robins and his business partner, Johnny Tolliver [ doxbin https://doxbin.com/upload/JohnnyTolliverstolefromtheelderlywKelvinusingKskids ], have no criminal records I could find, it seems like this risky strategy has actually worked for them so far. While Kelvin has been a bit camera shy recently, Johnny posted a few pictures of the cool things stealing from the elderly can get you, including one of a horse next to a big truck labelled with what could be "Certified Tree Care" [ see: companies Kelvin Robins does business under in https://wwwcfprd.doa.louisiana.gov/boardsandcommissions/MeetingMinutes/475_12%2002%202021%20Meeting%20Minutes%20FINAL.pdf ] and what appears to be his name in the background [ https://archive.is/s3JoN ]. Despite escaping justice to this point, this may not pan out so well for them. Who knows, though, maybe in jail inmates and guards alike just line up to protect the likes of Kelvin and Johnny, hard men who so bravely put 4'11" nana Gertrude in her place. POV: You're an old lady and Johnny Tolliver asks you to write them another check [ https://archive.is/kjtnC ]

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Is this the new Forge Gang member?
>>235003 He is a boring spic with a soyface and is into cp? If so, yes, he is the typical forge gang member.
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You're too hard on this guy, I just listened to his single and it's got some great beats, a real head banger.

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