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/intl/ Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 22:02:42 ID: 411349 No.42051 [Reply]

Where is /intl/ now? Also, post /intl/ lore for great julay.

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Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:04:17 ID: 795a4b No.197493

>>197483 Pretty much agree with the majority of this besides the obvious /intl/-subversiveness at the end. the 2-3 anons called nuzach and emojitroon are massive faggots.

Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2023 (Tue) 03:35:28 ID: 74660d No.197495

>>197485 What is the musical equivalent of kino? Zoomers throw around retarded terms like bops and bangers, but is there a term for really great music, as opposed to the Jewish-produced slop they churn out to the unwashed masses?

Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2023 (Tue) 04:22:27 ID: d87601 No.197498

>>197495 Art.

Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2023 (Tue) 06:30:50 No.197511

>>197495 >What is the musical equivalent of kino? Renaissance-tier Classical music ofc. And a fair number of those great gentlemen were quite spoken-out against the kikery of their own days. I'm sure they would have fit right in on (previous generations of) /pol/, while still crafting their own masterpieces of human achievement and beauty.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:05:15 ID: 8bd258 No.274741

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]

Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.

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Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2023 (Wed) 19:32:11 ID: a1f909 No.201195

>>201190 Things are like that everywhere and always have been.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/07/2023 (Fri) 13:23:24 ID: b650d4 No.201387

>>201190 Cheap way of getting viewers for your shitty channel really. I've noticed almost all of Phil's alogs end up making their own cocks after they've garnered enough views from people who specifically wanted to watch detractor cocks. Like they'll start streaming their own games but still talk about Phil in the chat to keep the alogs interested. If there's one thing to truly alog Phil over is how he downgraded from Pandalee to Kat. Pandalee honestly wasn't even all that ugly for a guy like Phil but Kat looks like a train hit her face.

DSP never had an ID theft situation. Unironic Ralphamale 04/29/2023 (Sat) 05:09:18 ID: 0ee33a No.204792

DSP as we all know is a liar, who lies. His most interesting lie was during the now infamous Side Scrollers Podcast and I haven't seen this particular issue discussed anywhere at least not in detail. Per Phil, he had an ID theft situation but has no police report. He claims he did contact the credit bureaus. This is where the lie is easy to prove. In order to have any form of ID theft reported to the bureaus you must also have a police report in order to prevent dumbasses opening random cards, charging them up, and crying ID theft. This is easily checked by going to the Transunion site, clicking the ID theft section, and then seeing the Fraud Victim Checklist they give you. I included a screenshot of the list, note on the last bullet in order to get things removed from your credit report you must provide a letter proving its fraud - that is the police report. Furthermore to make sure Washington isn't in some way special I checked their ID theft policies specifically and the local PD does in fact view it as a felony and will open a file. Second screenshot is from the WA attorney general. (https://www.atg.wa.gov/recovering-identity-theft-or-fraud#:~:text=Identity%20theft%20is%20a%20felony,you%20correct%20your%20credit%20rating.) In short: 1. ID theft costs the victim no money beyond any cash they could not recover that was spent by the fraud. 2. Phil literally could not have gotten anything removed from his credit report by the Bureaus without a police report, which he said he didn't have. 3. All this means Phil did not have an ID theft situation that was reported and removed from his credit report unless he has a police report he didn't want to show for some reason.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/29/2023 (Sat) 05:21:45 ID: 03f370 No.204796

Samefag, made an error. In the ID victim checklist final bullet it explicitly says you need a police report so...there you go.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:04:26 ID: d21ed4 No.274740

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

The Great Reddit Hotpocket Civil War Unironic Ralphamale 06/22/2023 (Thu) 01:29:25 ID: dd13b3 No.212765 [Reply]

Bad moderators and Lolcows are like my jewish mother and cookies. They are quite a force when seperate, Reddit mods are not only famously, Lolcowy, the supermods are infamously-lazy, my jewish motherable, and very easy to piss off. Well, the hand that fed Reddit's moderators (with imaginary food, and corporate inside deals, nonetheless) just bitch-slapped them. And now the hotpockets are being thrown across the meeting room. It started with a blackout for two days. On the surface this looked like a push by the users to support third party apps that were basically being banned bickers of the high costs. Beneath that surface however, the janitoral staff of Reddit was seething with rage that their easy-access lazy automod tools were being threatened, so they organized in the most-reddit-way possible. Anyone with even just a spare few braincells knew that you can't just do a protest for a mere two days and expect admins to bend over for you. Well that time came and went, the talking heads acted like the blackout was a failure. But now that the Supermods have been betrayed, they're going on a full-on-revolt. I don't know about you guys, but I think Reddit might actually implode this time. Various Archive links Posted here bickers rdrama.net is kinda cancerous, and Reddit is terribly-easy to censor. https://archive.ph/obwn6 - rdrama.net jannycide thread (source of most of the links). https://archive.is/ygry4 - Reddit's biggest karma farm for bots had it's jannies removed. https://archive.is/ztTy6 - /r/ModCoord threads they openly-discuss their revolt on Reddit. https://archive.is/njRTt - An Hero-Complex in action. https://archive.ph/rxhC6 - rdrama.net thread about ex-janny who moderated /r/celebrities for FOURTEEN YEARS! (FOR FREE!) https://archive.ph/evUAT - /r/SquaredCircle janny whining (and considering suicide) about how he got demodded after a banning spree of people who called his hypocrisy out.

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:33:27 ID: dd13b3 No.213406

So the hotpocket temper-tantrum and resulting holopocketcaust has indeed caused more damage than the talking heads have let-on... Except it's actually search engines that have taken the damage (redditors say it's mostly google) bickers of course shitty search engines will take a hit when they use biased algos and social media as search results. Other than that, the holopocketcaust continues, more subs fall, jannies rage, opportunistic users get mod positions, oust the old jannies, and reddit turns a blind eye acting like nothing's happening... Oh and scammers are now on reddit hoping to steal moderator accounts too. Hotpockets were surprisingly-smart on calling this out, but there will always be someone dumb-enough to click the link, there always is one of them that dumb. https://archive.ph/uFTGZ -- Hotpockets rejoice at the damage they've done... To Google. https://archive.fo/IAk84 -- Developer and Reddit guy for the world's most famous block game is leaving Reddit.

Unironic Ralphamale 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:41:18 ID: ff0612 No.213408

>>212925 >>213406 Good. Seriously, fuck Reddit moderators. They seal clapped when r/coontown and all the other right wing subreddits were closed by Spez, and now they are getting their just deserts. and yes, I know Spez is a scummy leftist, but he knows where the bread is buttered and has no qualms about being a hypocrite as all leftists are hypocrites. Smug Reddit mods still want to pretend to be true believers. May they all burn.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:26:20 ID: dd13b3 No.213637

Got a spicy niblet of drama for you guys - hotpockets are salty that a fight against a tranny got onto the front page. Pics related are the thread of salt, and the thread it's coming from. In addition, reddit's biggest casual-views-source has it's hotpockets quitting. You know. that one board where celebrities- actual celebrities, not E-celebs, post their "ask anything" bullshit, while the hotpockets shadowban people who ask the REAL questions. Get fucked Reddit. This was ten years coming for being part of the cancer that killed forum rings. https://archive.ph/xdSDh - /u/ModCodeofConduct sends out messages that boil down to "we're done playing nice, unprivate your shit in two days or we will fuck you" https://archive.fo/4bBAA - Hotpockets discuss their plan to disconnect from reddit... I wonder if it'll take this time. https://archive.ph/mWN1n - Reddit's biggest source of organic off-site traffic is shutting down. Hotpockets suspect that spez is throwing a shitfit and it's actually a reasonable estimate if Spez is anything like a typical frat/techbro.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/01/2023 (Sat) 22:30:41 ID: dd13b3 No.213640

>>213637 shit, I chose the wrong images for hotpocket salt. sorry.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:03:39 ID: 13f5be No.274739

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Weirdos Unironic Ralphamale 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:29:42 ID: d8c5ea No.216685 [Reply]

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:07:44 ID: dae5c5 No.217134

>>217133 No. I'm arguing more for what one could call three-field-system, applied to a broader range of products, services and sectors, a form of crop rotation developed during the middle ages that leaves one field fallow for it to regenerate, while focusing on the other fields.

Unironic Ralphamale 07/23/2023 (Sun) 17:33:57 ID: cb3554 No.217285

>Omg the internet sucks! And no one can tell!

Unironic Ralphamale 07/23/2023 (Sun) 17:38:39 ID: cb3554 No.217286

>>217129 >>217127 >>217039 I think you've become the lolcow

Unironic Ralphamale 07/24/2023 (Mon) 00:28:10 ID: 607cc4 No.217364

>>217286 That would require for me to be an identifiable character that is looking for attention, which I'm not. So by definition I cannot be a cow

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:02:58 ID: 736ec1 No.274738

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Toad 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:34:08 ID: 166002 No.108742 [Reply]

Frank Hassle info thread. recently been arrested, what else do people know

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/27/2022 (Mon) 07:18:19 ID: 5da7f5 No.158999

trt

Unironic Ralphamale 09/12/2022 (Mon) 08:43:38 ID: 308710 No.172715

Julау

Unironic Ralphamale 05/04/2023 (Thu) 23:27:47 ID: 101e21 No.206046

He's not arrested dumb-ass.

Unironic Ralphamale 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:14:38 ID: fcc63a No.206603

Frank once paid a mentally slow adult man $100 to have a good look at his penis. The guy didn't want to, but Frank intimidated him into it. He filmed it and kept the footage for his own personal amusement. Sick freak.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 01:02:04 ID: 29cce9 No.274737

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka thread Unironic Ralphamale 01/26/2023 (Thu) 17:51:22 ID: 7566ae No.188638 [Reply]

Whatever happened to Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka? I heard the dude wasn't doing to well, but I'm not up on the details. >Kyanka started Something Awful several months before being forced to resign from his job at PlanetQuake for writing a derogatory website update about a fellow employee. He moved the "Cranky Steve" personality in question to the site in 1999.[4] >Originally, the site was limited mostly to personal cocks, in which Kyanka personally reviewed video games, movies, and comics which he felt were "something awful". However in later years the site grew to feature numerous writers and columnists, putting Kyanka's own writings in the minority. Kyanka is the creator of the characters Jeff K. and Cliff Yablonski, that are featured on the Something Awful site.

Unironic Ralphamale 01/26/2023 (Thu) 23:22:07 ID: ceec70 No.188686

Kyanka put lead in Kyanka's head is what happened.

Unironic Ralphamale 01/26/2023 (Thu) 23:58:21 ID: 9ffbf0 No.188703

>>188638 >>188686 He killed himself after allowing a tranny to molest his children bickers he was going to be forced to pay child support.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 00:53:46 ID: 19e95c No.274724

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]

It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.

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Unironic Ralphamale 08/10/2024 (Sat) 11:59:36 ID: 8a36f5 No.254636

>>253619 Blast from the past. Haven't seen that in a while. Thanks, Anon! :)

Unironic Ralphamale 08/31/2024 (Sat) 02:30:30 ID: e8c30c No.255746

there's a live one in the cyclical >>2 anons have started to call him paedoanon/nu-calculator apparently he is a banned user from tvch. his gimmick is calling everyone paedos, when that doesnt work and he gets shit on he say theyre jannies.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/10/2024 (Tue) 17:09:17 ID: d9100f No.256353

Rancefag. She's been around for approximately a year, but she got a face reveal today. Old drama: >a woman who obsessively posted about Rance (a rapist character from an 18+ VN) on LCF >she frequently got into fights with other weebs >they accused her of being a man bickers of her fetishes and degeneracy >Rancefag posted her nudes on Lolcow to prove she was actually a woman. She then asked the mods to remove her nudes bickers she had mental health issues, and the mods complied. The original posts are on archives though. >after she was bullied by a lot of people, she stopped posting about Rance, and started to post about shota instead. She kept fighting with other people. >the mods revealed that Rancefag was behind the shota bait posts, and redtexted her posts. Current drama: >LCF is down, farmers moved to a bunker >Rancefag's discord name is "pooty pooty tang tang" and someone found a tumblr blog with the same name (pootypootytangtang69); farmers think it's her blog. Rancefag denied. >Face reveal: anon found her profile on the 4chan dating app. Her info on the dating app matched with the info on Discord and Lolcow. >Rancefag said she would never post on Lolcow or any adjacent imageboards again.

Unironic Ralphamale 02/05/2025 (Wed) 05:51:19 ID: dda3d2 No.266898

An lcf user doxed another lcf user. https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/2341317.html#q2365527 https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/2356246.html#2364014 https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/2356246.html#2364630

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 00:52:16 ID: 71ea2e No.274721

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Archiving 8/cow/ Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 06:30:00 ID: 3ab41d No.150 [Reply]

Gentlemen, I think it's important that we consider archiving as many threads from 8/cow/ as possible in case archive.fo/is gets bullied into removing their archives of 8chan threads. I'll be backing up what I can but it'd be helpful if some other anons could help with this. It would really be a shame to lose all those threads and be forced to rely on foxdick to retrieve the information contained within them. I'm not even sure foxdick has most of the information considering how much Jewsh suppresses the content over there to protect his beloved cows.

>We
Also need to probably make sure to backup all archives of the Rational skeptics thread to preserve them.

Some links to help you get started in case you want to help out in the effort.

>Archive of catalog, helpful for finding links to individual threads that might be archived
https://archive.fo/https://8ch.net/cow/catalog.html

>Link to all archives of the Cyclical thread
https://archive.fo/https://8ch.net/cow/res/390723.html

>tor node to access 8chan/cow over tor to pull any content that isn't in archives already
http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/cow/index.html

Please try to save all information as html instead of just taking screencaps. If screencaps are needed they can be made from the html/page backups. Try to make sure you get all the images with the html page itself to preserve OC for future generations.

When I wake up I'll get started backing up as much as I can myself. If 8ch remains offline much longer I'll also start making threads for things that weren't part of the cyclical thread.

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/21/2022 (Tue) 03:20:34 ID: 4a5654 No.157744

>>157681 TRSperg last posted when gaytor got doxxxed in February.

Unironic Ralphamale 11/09/2024 (Sat) 18:19:42 ID: be7cb6 No.260452

important thread

Unironic Ralphamale 11/09/2024 (Sat) 19:18:29 ID: be7cb6 No.260459

>>23569 i archived alot of 8chan on ghostarchive too in case https://ghostarchive.org/search?term=https%3A%2F%2F8ch.net

Unironic Ralphamale 11/14/2024 (Thu) 02:42:24 ID: 3d1b5c No.260664

>>260459 Thank you anon.

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 00:51:38 ID: e4e2a5 No.274720

>J0shua Moon mailing address dropped! J0shua Moon 411 Walnut St PMB 21954 Green Cove Springs, FL, 32043-3443

Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]

Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
http://archive.fo/iJd34

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JEWS 11/06/2023 (Mon) 14:35:51 ID: f7b359 No.231660

>>231613 He doesn't make me laugh much anymore. I'm subscribed to both his YouTube channel and the CWCki's new articles, and every update I see is just depressing. He's been circling the drain ever since Bob died.

Unironic Ralphamale 11/06/2023 (Mon) 21:17:18 ID: d5ca3d No.231737

>>231660 >hes been circling the drain ever since bob died Pretty much, but when jewsh becomes your new dad what do you expect?

Unironic Ralphamale 11/08/2023 (Wed) 08:24:23 ID: 79e5cf No.231976

>>231737 It's everything but the fault of Jersh, its more of a tranny mind virus infection fault than a simple Corn farmer

Unironic Ralphamale 09/03/2025 (Wed) 07:28:59 ID: 8a56d3 No.273544

Le necro bump

Unironic Ralphamale 09/20/2025 (Sat) 00:50:45 ID: bd84ba No.274719