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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>270230 monstercocked goblins again

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Time to derail conversations and be mentally ill aw yes.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>269634 >>269635 No matter how many times you bump this thread with CP and your shorty screenshot spamming, your thread is here forever, Nuzach. Emoji won. Deal with it.
>nuzach is bumping cp again There's always plausible deniability, but for a man who has a daily schizo meltdown over some jannies deleting his schizograph, you never hear him complain about the cp spam. Pretty obvious why.
>>270010 If you check the original nuzach thread there are caps of him defending pedos, emojitroon, the subject of this thread has also posted his pedophilic thoughts multiple times. Both are also habitual troon/cuckold/interracial posters.
the hell happened with Aero?

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Homosexuality Discussion Based Upon Specific Murder Case Unironic Ralphamale 07/01/2025 (Tue) 07:34:26 ID: 350951 No.270231 [Reply]
Story below. But a question first. Are you a homosexual if you try out of curiosity to use orally a very cute, feminine features young man? Orally only, NO anal. Interesting to hear your opinion. Argentina, 2012. Three men in their 30s and two 33-year-olds picked up a pretty, feminine-looking (femboy) 19 year old teenager, who agreed for a good monetary reward to be used by them for very rough throat oral sex, in a remote inner part of the sports school complex, where no one should have been. After they used him and while he was stripped from the waist up and still on his knees, they threw him his sports vest. To distract him. And while he was still on his knees putting it on and zipping up, they attacked him and strangled him with a leather belt until he lost consciousness. Then, while he was unconscious, they hang him on the same belt on the door. After that, they put his baseball cap back on his head and taped a pink note to his body, with a handwritten female symbol. As a sign of humiliation that he was not a man. Attached is one of his photos, which was found on one of their phones and left as a "souvenir," taken by one of his killers immediately after they finished using it and only moments before the attack. The young man showed no signs of anal penetration and his killers (after they were caught) also denied that they were looking for any anal sex and that they were not homosexuals at all. And that they only used him exclusively for him sucking them and to do rough oral sex on him. Just for the sake of curiosity, what would it be like to use orally a pretty teenager with a feminine slender body and feminine facial features. All of them tested positive for drugs in their blood and denied that the murder had been planned in advance. And they claimed that at the time of the crime they were like in a dreamy fog, bickers of the drugs. However, they could not explain why they took a pink piece of paper with them when they went to looking to pick up male teenager.

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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Homosexual shota-enjoyer Jewshua Moon A-Logging in the worst sense against some "literally who" furry. Pushing for his users to bandwagon some EU signature petition campaign with false signatures. Interestingly, this petition for more regulation of video game publishers goes against his usual libertarian LARP signalling, although this hypocrisy is already familiar to anyone with a functioning brain who has been attention to his political views (e.g., Trump Derangement Syndrome) and his calls for "net neutrality" regulations. He's as much a libertarian as he is a straight heterosexual.
Sure would be a shame if just a few of the lurkers of this thread contacted Namecheap, the owner's of the kiw ifarms.net URL, and complained to them about calling for users to commit violence against this person named PirateSoftware at the top of his webpage. Or if people were to do the same thing to that São Tomé/Swedish hosting provider that owns kiw ifarms.st. Might even get these sites taken down (at least temporarily). Ask yourself, would you really rather live in a universe with KF or without KF? Do a good deed and report TheTheGatorGamerGamerua Moon today for terrorism. www.namecheap.com/ Call Namecheap HQ in Iceland and tell them what you think: +354.4212434 Send emails and complaints: 1c538fb501d24791b04e6938592179c4 [dot] protect [at] withheldforprivacy [dot] com [email protected]
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<most of it If someone is actually doing that, just know that you need to increase your attack bandwidth if you want it to be a little more effective. Hypothetically speaking. But it's probably just the site overloaded by normal traffic due to sheer incompetence.
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Still wasting $1000/mo for a gold checkmark on a Twitter account that isn't his main, btw. Nor is it the account for foxdick farms. He sure seems autistically fixated on video games right now, but I guess I would be too if I had cultists sending me $100,000s for false promises instead of working. Nice ponzi scheme, bro. Worse than a ponzi, actually. Nobody other than Null (and Elon Musk) is receiving any of this money. Almost gotta hate the suckers more than the scam artist himself on this one; KFags really are stupid.
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>Have a reintroduction to Literally Who Y tho. Why re-edit a three year old OP to make it excessively long. Fucking autistic. Not reading any of that.

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply] [Last]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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>>269890 actual schzio. kill yourself devil.
>>269890 also JTHM? def a tranny
>>270054 I Google searched their profile picture on Discord, it's from Nosleep666 on YouTube aka I can't sleep, an edgy emo goth animator who rips off JTHM, but JTHM isn't trans, it's more emo goth schizo cringe lol, Invader Zim is the same thing. Sewerslvt is more trans cringe though lol.
What are these cryptic messages? 👁️

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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>>269364 lol he was seething that you posted this, I think someone broke him earlier by pointing out that he is a middle aged "man" who has failed in life and needs to be interacting with zoomers on imageboards and discord so as not to feel so lonely about being left behind in life when compared to relatives and former friends.
>>269365 He is really mad and ranting like a wine aunt since that truthbomb dropped on him. Other than that, he confirmed again that he prefers to just watch interracial porn bickers he likes cataloging black dicks.
Yakuza is trying to force some memes in recent times, but it just shows that they are more insanely obsessed with black dicks than ever. Other than that, he's been using chatgpt to write long rants about being a loser who's starting to realize he wasted his life. And I heard rumors that he's actively posting on 8chan.moe /interracial/, which I won't check, but I don't doubt it, since he's also a regular on cuckchan /gif/
EMOJI VINDICATED Yakuza unironically behind interracial cuckporn posting. Imagine being an old Arab who desperately wants to be accepted by young white dudes, but is unable to let his addiction to interracial porn die!!!
Yakuzapedo confirmed to be addicted to black dicks.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>269584 He always gets especially butthurt during the weekends, where he notices how lonely and empty he is. But he's extra salty and using his copepills thanks to these AI picture of Ramon with his shitty waifu. Considering that Nuzach is a huge sperg with the behavior of a tranny, knowing that his waifu is a lesbian reveals even more about how faggy he is. He's so broke that he's back to using his old reaction images to pretend to be "winning" while getting kicked in the liver.
>>269592 He is a failed normalfags and above all, a butthurt incel in the truest sense of the word. He spend almost the time in multiple imageboards and everyone geral under is skin, he can't socialize without sperg out. https://archive.ph/4N1yg#158109 Nuzach seething at word filters https://archive.ph/lILdX#158118 https://archive.ph/wNCUh more Nuzach mad bickers of word and image filters https://archive.ph/UJCl5#346583 Nuzach lover for really black dicks and his hatred for Ramon https://archive.ph/1JqWI#153671 Nuzach Big coon dick fantasies Nuzach on zzzchan https://archive.ph/vZnlG https://archive.ph/84Azw https://archive.ph/QJb9
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TOP 5 things nuzach hates: The Aryan Race, Incels, J Balvin, Super Ramon, Varg
I still have no idea who nuzach is, neither would I browse any /tv/ boards. But congrats to that bald dide spammer. You seem to have driven off everyone, including whoever nuzach is Who ever is the admin of shitboard. Shut it down, tolerating the porn spammers... you could as well tolerated csam
>>270173 lol cope harder nuzach

ShadetheVulpix306 / Christian Vore Fetishist With CWC Characteristics Unironic Ralphamale 06/24/2025 (Tue) 03:17:50 ID: 4dd2f3 No.270083 [Reply]
In the vast, chaotic wilderness of the Internet, few figures shine as unintentionally hilarious as ShadetheVulpix306—a digital entity whose legacy is defined by bizarre blend of cringe art and an undying devotion to an oddly specific flavor of Vore. While most artists grow and evolve, Shade seems cocks to marinate in MS Paint-level sketches and dramatic monologues posting his dumb rants against DeviantArt trolls this week. It's not just the art—it's the spectacle of posting cringe. What truly cements ShadetheVulpix306’s lolcow status is his absolute lack of self-awareness. Each comment thread becomes a battlefield, not bickers of trolls, but due to Shade’s own defensiveness and cryptic, overly emotional responses he seeks to shut down pages that are critical of his artwork. He got a few wikis on fandom shut down most notable being the Neo Scary Godmother Wiki. Combined with a never-ending feud with former fandom users who have switched to Miraheze, Shade has turned what should be a quiet corner of the fandom into one of the most CWC like lolcows I've seen as of recently. Then there's the cocks. Every piece of art features anatomically questionable characters engaging in wildly specific scenarios, like having CaseOh do Vore. The consistency of his terrible work becomes even more noticeable as each piece recycles the same poses, expressions, and uncanny valley eyes that stare deep into your soul. And yet, Shade hides behind Christianity to justify his vore.
What the fuck is this?

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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be strong Tornie! you will need at LEAST over 9 kids and over 9000 jobs to stop that neverending feeling that you are a grand wizard fighting an evil empire of normies but taking it seriously philosophically too you know
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as a last side note though. JEWS, I hope you read all this. You are one of the most pathetic individuals still left on the internet. Trying to be above mentally and physically retarded. You are worse than most people described here :) bye guys!
ho-lee, and here i thought this thread was dead eksdee Alex, seriously, you need to stop living in 2017. "Nothing ever happens", I know, but time still goes on. All of the ppl whose strawmen you're still obsessing over (out of those that i know at least) have moved on from wizchan years ago. YEARS, my dude. Your ramblings look like a warped image from the past to any onlooker that is in the actual know (of which there are probably like 2 at most that bother checking this place every couple months or so). Just move on already. And stop calling generic internet retards "psychos". As a bona fide psychopath (or smth adjacent) yourself you of all ppl should know that's giving them too much credit and is simply untrue. Anyway, "happy" new year (it's 2025 outside btw).
Can someone catch me up to speed here? Who tf is Alex? As far as I'm concerned now as of this thread being 6 plus years old now, the Brazilians have taken over Wizchan. ShingleG​AMERGATE exposes them on /b/ a lot, one of the mods is a sweaty gamer for sure. 'Brazilmod' as they like to call him, likes to abuse his powers on anyone but mostly shingleG​AMERGATE who just '.' posts with YT embeds, he gets asshurt and bans/deletes them. The mods there really are power tripping faggots especially on a unlisted board of all places.

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