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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Looks like Cog raised 2k to fly to Toronto to fight Tardski, and while Tardski initially agreed to it and kept bragging about how great of a fighter he was and would totally knock him out, he's now running away with excuses of not enough clout and not wanting to fight without Keemstar money. Probably gonna end up as nothing, but maybe if Tardski can get over his Saltpapi trauma he could win a fight for the first time in his life.
>>211521 takes zero effort to rent a random boxing gym ring for an hour, duke it out while some fag records it, and then post it.
>>211522 Yeah that's about the best case scenario, just fight at a gym or something, but considering Andy's even lost fights to women, the prospect of fighting a lanky pothead with a fucked arm is probably enough to send him into a panic attack.
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>>211521 >tardski is afraid of cog >cog It's not surprising in fact of course. Tardski was terrified by the Гунт during Knoxville and cog brought his amateur boxer friend in Lisbon bickers he was certain he wouldn't take jcaesar187 on. Thus, the stoner chav would obliterate tardski.
>>211525 Cog is like 7 inches taller and grew up around like 6 brothers in a council estate so he sure as shit would destroy tardski.

#GamerGoyim + Ni/gg/er Thread [cake/v/ + /gg/]: "pedophilia is just like basic biology bro trust me" Edition Toad 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:40:06 ID: 113fc0 No.102181 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is a place for a complete dedicated discussion of the #S​ARGON general from the remnants of 8chan's /v/, otherwise known as cake/v/, the thread has a history of discussing anything but a 7-year-old dead movement attacking a strong woman and mostly prefers to be a /pol/-lite mixed with discussion of why furfaggotry and pedophilia are actually totally based and something an oldfag would endorse! The #S​ARGON thread is a walking contradiction, whether it is the fact that they claim to be oldfags despite the fact that they are clearly redditors that latched onto 8chan for a semblance of the lack of culture they so desperately crave, and hence their obsession/attachment to old gamergay related memes such as vivian and the exodus from 4chan, claim to hate kikes one minute but use a board run by a jew and claim he is /ourkike/ the next, or just the simple fact that during #gamergay they constantly talked about how it wasn't really a natzee movement run by manhaters while posting how much they hated queen anita, there is something truly fascinating about these subhuman pedophile oldfag larpers. It is to say that these subhumans in all their time posting about the same fucking shit for so long have never changed and have forever remained as redditors trying so desperately to fit in with anons, the only thing they successfully adopted was the massive cope that pedos on image boards and websites all around the internet have used to justify their disgusting want to molest innocent children. I think it is fine time that >we finally had a new thread that discussed the ni/gg/ers, even though /cow/ has been a zombie board dedicated to the exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and jcaesar187 related individuals for almost 3 years chuckles for some reason >we live so rent-free in these pedos heads that whenever something happens to their little hugbox they blame >us. The fact is these pedophile faggots are an endless supply of julay that keeps on giving, their autistic statements never cease to amaze me, it is time that instead of simply lurking the thread I shared the autism with the rest of you 5 autists here and had a little of fun for once just like old fag times. gaytor As of now acidfed and mark mann the pedophiles have begun to openly allow pedophiles to discuss their wanting to fuck little girls on blacked.gov, otherwise known as markchan, cakechan, 8blacked, or marks personal pedo haven. >We know that they allow said discussion bickers they themselves are pedophiles. Ni/gg/ers, have shockingly come out in support of pedophilia, I know shocking! It isn't as if 7 years of their thread hasn't already shown how much they want to fuck little kids and proven queen antia and zoe right about #gamergay. Apparently the king slaphead directly contacted mark and has supposedly convinced him to remove the board, but I don't think that has happened as of yet and the cp spam is still pretty intense over there right now. Recent ni/gg/er thread where they were having their meltdown: https://archive.is/zsOGa /cow/ was being blamed for everything as "/cow/ are duh reeeel pedos bro!" Another little bonus is that known pedophile john barnhill was totally not shilling himself on the thread as well. Credit to the anons in this thread here for most of the images I have now plus alerting me of their recent meltdowns in the first place, ni/gg/ers are still running damage control there right now! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/45327.html https://archive.is/o40FT Cake/v/'s current main address:

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>>211494 >thinking that wordfilters are funny What are you dysgay? >using the word cuckime unironically Back to cuckchan lol
>>211494 >you cant type properly in our heavily wordfiltered shitty board Who woulda thought, thats why nobody comes here except ecelebs
>>211501 >tranime good >word filters bad What are you some white N​IGGER?
>>211493 Koipedo, your master vulgo Sturgeon can't solve it, silly cucknime sister.
>>211510 >falling for the bait Lol dumb cowkike

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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>211286 Bro, you're really pathetic, not hating you or anything, but you need some help irl. Talk with your family about your problems, search help.
>>211291 >seething retards juggles innuendo so he can feel like he is winning So mad lol Just to reiterate something: not a single thing any of you alleged accurately describes my real identity. You will never dox me. You can never dox me. >>211466 >concern trolling Shit comeback in fact of course. Do better.
You know when a lolcow is good when he replies to his own thread and he's so delusional that it seems like a joke.
>>211512 Yeah nuzachs a gem among the rough, he is a literal sweaty gamer who is obsessed with spamming G​AMERGATE dicks and gets made when they get removed. Not many cows are this entertaining when it comes to direct interactability, and even fewer exist today so its very refreshing.
>>211512 >>211515 >NO, U tvtroons are boring at this point to be honest. All I have to do is say "kys" once and they seethe for days. There is no ingenuity involved in it any more, they are too traumatized. Baiting tvch is just too easy now. I am going to take a break to let their seethe cool off. Plus they are false flagging hard and pissing other websites off which was not my intention. I think I'll take the rest of the summer off. Till next time troons.

Chudbuds dot lol AlishaSmith##el3Ick 03/06/2023 (Mon) 03:38:33 ID: 10b17d No.194788 [Reply] [Last]
Chudbuds dot lol is a fediverse instanse started by the most obnoxious sweepy squad members. Claire Rushe aka chudbere, the instance administrator, is a middle aged hag with 6 kids and a husband who draws anime porn to fellow chuddophiles. The instance came to life after graf aka Daniel Stevens from poast told them to fuck off for "disrespecting anime" and driving fellow pedo admin undu to suicide. Chudbuds dot lol is where medicare spends his dying days seething about the jcaesar187amale. It's also the place for cancerman approved "gayops", bickers discord bad or something like that (more on this later).
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>>211317 that was me that took that screenshot faggot >>211318 he also got banned there lmao
>>211316 >>211317 Remember when you got lolcow.org shutdown bickers you're a totally incompetent homosexual retard from who ruins everything you touch? You can't can't run a site properly, but want to try giving hacking advice when you're barely college educated. Go simp more on Discord, you reject foxdick. Everyone on the internet outside your small clique hates you.
>>211338 he's not even running the site it was the other guy and he has to shut it down bickers this G​AMERGATE just can't stop fedposting
>>211353 No Sigsegv was admin and essentially ran the site itself by the time it was shut down. That includes refusing to delete fedposts, which led to the FBi getting involved. Sigsegv plastered the site full of death threats against Biden, including the main page. It is almost solely Sigsegv's fault lolcow.org isn't around anymore.
>>196115 Any recent leaks about this faggot, other than him sucking cocks?

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Esoteric Shaggyism/Steve Wright/EsoShaggy Unironic Ralphamale 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:39:12 ID: e02985 No.196485 [Reply] [Last]
ESTROGENIC FAGGYISM is a kike faggot attention whore, and the current scourge of IBS. An unholy combination of Kikochet and Gaytor, Steve Wright spends his days sweeping endlessly for Гунт, all while desperately grasping at ecelebdom by self inserting into any drama he can with the most retarded fucking takes imaginable. He comes onto /cow/ frequently under different IPs trying to push his gay narratives and muddy the waters. His primary function is reposting clips and images he finds on Foxdick and here onto his Twitter and YouTube, claiming that they are his copyrighted works. In his ultimate retardation, he issues DMCA strikes against those who use his lazy clips in his real name, leading to Cog doxing his identity in an extremely rare based moment. Much like how faggots such as Randy Williams and KikestorianX removed the fun from any sort of jcaesar187 derision due to their association with it, EsoFaggy did the same with the semi-ironic ГунтGuarding movement as a result of his excessive queer behavior, and he needs to be reprimanded for doing so. Steve began his sham of a career through actions just as shameful as the ones he engages in now, with his primary sin being the dickriding of the savior of IBS, Christianity, and the white race: our hero Mormon Shaggy. Mr. Wright teamed up with the likes of Earjuice to try to coax Shaggy into suicide, along the way doing his best to tarnish the Christian faith and abet the gender transitions of thousands of minors. After picking up steam by participating in the broader IBS sphere, EsoFaggy decided to go all in on this faggotry, whiteknighting Гунт and running with every retarded AF movement like the Kanye campaign across all corners of the Internet, finally garnering the precious online attention he had always desired. He continues to do this to this day. Much like how Kikochet resigned after the dox exposing his name, business, and location surfaced, Steve Wright will likely do the same if such information were to come out about him. By placing him in the crosshairs, the hope is that he will return to his lair of darkness and solitude, abandoning his post as the chief faggot of the sphere out of cowardice. Although he goes out of his way to obstruct his time zone from being revealed bickers he’s a massive pussy, it is not impossible to uncover who this filthy negro is, with the most helpful piece of information being his real name. This thread should service as a place to mock this reject for his nonstop faggotry and post relevant dox information. LINKS: YouTube: https://youtube.com/@EsotericShaggyism Twitter: https://twitter.com/EsoShaggy Odysee: https://odysee.com/@EsotericShaggyism Telegram Video Archive: https://ghettogaggers.com/esotericshaggyism Telegram: https://ghettogaggers.com/mormonshaggy WARNING:

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>>210546 EsoFaggy larping as an oldfag will never not be hilarious. He studied the Gaytor playbook to a tee.
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ahahahaha literally did it for free until pantsu got Гунт to pay him https://twitter.com/Suverok/status/1662557958071263239 https://archive.ph/kJmfH
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>>211477 He does it for the ego, EsoFaggism is a very egocentric faggot - more than Gaytor -, I know it bickers I used to chat with him.

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Poast Pedophile Network / PPN / poa.st / Daniel Stevens AlishaSmith##el3Ick 05/25/2023 (Thu) 16:26:58 ID: c28a2b No.209571 [Reply] [Last]
The Poast sweaty gamer network (PPN) was created by noted anti twitter user, ex 4tran janitor, and alleged crypto milionaire, anime graf mays, to host wyatt after he got banned on twitter. Wyatt used to be a fixture on the old TRS forums, and Graf on twitter tread in similar areas as a TRS clout and social media addict named borzoi. Borzoi, bootstrapped his way up the TRS clout ladder, hosted several shows, and used his lit degree to impress the TRS audience so much that he was able to get an exceeding amount of clout. Over time, borzoi began to resent twitter b/c he kept getting banned, which got in the way of his dopamine, so he grew to resent twitter. When graf started poast, borzoi shilled it on TRS really hard, meaning poast's early userbase was 1/2 RW anti twitter people, and 1/2 people who knew borzoi/were TRS people. The latter group would morph into what we call podcast race today. TRS would bring poast staples like DK (noted telegram cocks farmer, borzoi ass kisser, and white nationalist buddhist), Randbot (Sven worshipper and the person in all of this most of you are the most familiar with), Alex McNabb (noted mutant, hater of poor white people, and father of a heroin baby IIRC) and Sven. Well things were pretty good for awhile, albeit NJP/TRS would occasionally get into fights with non-supporters, culminating in a series of hellthreads prior to and when TheTheGatorGamerGamer joined poast (the 4th jimpact of TRS for the record). These would leave key moobment figures like Sven and borzoi dissillusioned with fediverse, with borzoi involved in nosegate Read about the nosegate here: https://wideboys.org/Battle_of_the_Bulging_Nose Overtime Borzoi's endless spergery slowly gains more enemies on fedi, many of whom he terms "mad-at-podcasts-race, calling something xrace being a joke from one of his podcasts. The logical response, podcast race, becomes the term de-jour for his ball fanners. Eventually the stress of "hellthreading" and having people tell you they don't like your cocks gets to Sven, who calls everyone on poast a sweaty gamer and quits (iirc, its covered in this thread), which causes Graf to unban the nose emoji, call sven and co jews and causes borzoi to private and then delete his fedi public presence. This caused the first of several major rifts in the podcast race community, the founding of mugicha (a poast refugee instance), and randbot being in an awkward situation between the two e-dads who enable his grift (sven and graft).
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>>211063 >TheGatorGamertime is the true savior of the white race I agree and concur with whichever jew wrote this, they better fear the firstfag.
>>211063 Fringe site no one has heard of named the Poast. Wake me when anyone real cares.
>>211500 Daniel has threatened to sue at least 2 of these outlets. Pretty sure he cares.

Unbelievable .... Look at this piece of shit 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:59:47 ID: 9ef758 No.119640 [Reply]
Dude look at this fucking fagget still crying about being a narc. You know 2B 723 George St North is where he is running gayops from ... This fucking liar is teaming up with Cecil and Tea Clips. Surfer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! lol the Jew crying out as he strikes you! What's next- Гунт Guarding??
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TRSperg was right about ever single thing about Surfer 1-Christian larpers are pathetic 2-He's a sodomite and gay Surfer now is part of a circle with at least three pedophiles. PO, Gahoole and Rudy Coleman.
>>131736 kys trsperg, you're obvious even when you use tor
Why is Surfer hanging out with Forgefang spics lolicons and Bryan Dunn?
The Surfer and Axle rumors are true! Surfer jacked off for the furfag on camera!
>>211295 And now he shows his butt to Bryan Dunn and Perspic

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The entirety of /tv/ is lolcow Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 21:54:29 ID: 288dd0 No.15436 [Reply] [Last]
All they do is talk about capeshit, 4chan memes or jewtube ecelebs and jewtube videos.

Insult their precious capeshit, Jokershit, or jewtube shit and the tranny vol3 or Gayhoole will delete your posts, no fun allowed only cuckthink allowed.

Constantly projecting they are patrician yet constantly disproving their assertions by being bing bing, zoomer capetards that discuss every single capeshit movie with an online marketing scheme to soyboys.
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This thread seems more like something from lolcowfarm, a bunch of trannies and girls gossiping about being rejected and ignored
>>211146 Makes sense you fit in so well then.
>>211146 Sage negated, tvtroon.
I don't know what you did with Nuzach, Emojitroon, but good one, he's now sperging out about you and even trying to larp as you. Really sad, for me, you and Yakuza are good posters.
>>211261 yakuza and nuzach hates emojitroon bickers he's a young aryan who fucks pussy

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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------------------------------- sweaty gamer DOXXED ------------------------------- Brandon Robert Kelley is a sweaty gamer from Baltimore who spends 24/7/365 browsing and posting on dead altchans. He is currently a moderator on the sweaty gamer site Catchan (https://catchan.pk/) under the name Stephanie. He is a failed musician (used to drum in doom metal bands in Baltimore that never got any gigs), and got kicked out of 2 bands for lusting after a female bandmate's underage daughter. Bald bickers he can't grow hair, never finished high school and a self-professed sweaty gamer. He still lives in Baltimore, Maryland to this day. Presumably at 917 N Calvert St. ------------------------------- CONTACT INFORMATION Name: Brandon Robert Kelley Alias: Stephanie, Dao Yu Age: 45 (1978)

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Can I help you?
Brk cope thread. Looks like he may at last be gone: https://catchan.pk/site/thread/1.html
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James Bank, reporter for the Pedochan Times Gazette here, what do you have to say to the many voices that claim that Brandon Robert Kelley won and epicly PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd you? Do you have anything to declare about the entire ordeal?

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