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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>Suck the ogre's dick some more, doesn't make you look like a sad fag at all.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>182414 he posted this >>182407
>>182415 lmao how the fuck is an edgy graphic an incitement to violence
>>182415 >>182414 Actually Musk said "incitement to violence." But maybe that is the same thing.
>>182417 musk was probably looking for a bone to throw the ADL so they would leave him alone for a week and kanye made himself the perfect target
>>182418 I wouldn't be surprised if its temporary and will be removed when kanye comes off of his latest schizo episode

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AntichristHater69 Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2022 (Tue) 22:43:09 ID: 7d9097 No.166017 [Reply]
https://anon.cafe/meta/last/15642.html https://anon.cafe/.global/logs/christian/2022-07-25.html Anyone else following this guy over on /christian/? He's apparently a volunteer, can't stop responding to bait, and seems genuinely autistic. He's also apparently a closet pedo.
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>>167619 Pussy faggot
>>167683 >John Locke Kys
>>167683 This, but unironically, beside Argent, Warhammer, Asston, Surfer, Shaggy and all those lolcows, there's lots and lots of other small youtube channels made by Christians larpers who are lolcow tier, be schizos, furfags, sweaty gamers, etc, all larping as saints and "based".
He and kike/spics friends from /christian/ are doing damage control even now, you will see constant seething about /cow/ whatever they post and also trying to get dirty about tvch and /cow/ vols no only that, but they are doing a autistic crusade against this guy https://www.youtube.com/@OccultThinkTankOFFICIAL
Tvch is being raided by this fag and his minions for a long time, from Nuzach to twitterfag.

Gahoole2/Patrick Nelson Toad 08/15/2021 (Sun) 04:12:35 No.114821 [Reply] [Last]
The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling In recent months his life story has been developing, from a small Youtuber and BO of /tv/, now he's a lolcow in the claws of foxdickfarms trannies. Tranks to his streams with Ashton Parks and Earwinson, he has gained some fame among a new group that is more than happy to enable his depression and bad habits and will eventually help him into become a left-wing Ogre or tranny himself, like his sister brother. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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This guy love to suck Plategang/Forgegang cock and also simps for a Jewish pedo, and yet, he's trying to shit talk the Ogre King https://youtu.be/rGSmdWJa2rQ
This fatty fatty weirdo. Lies about the stupidest shit, talks to the dumbest fags online, honestly fucking retarded. Stop posting about him, he's sickening. Looks like a child rapist murderer.
>>182096 And I mean he looks like he rapes children, and then murders them, not that he murders child rapists. I'd give him a pass for that even though he's a grotesque fat monster. But seriously he looks like he's been accused of rape at least once in his life.
>>182097 >But seriously he looks like he's been accused of rape at least once in his life. funny you mention that, he almost raped a girl when he was in middle school
Gahoole should delete his imageboard and move on from the internet, his site is just platespics and discordfreaks posting and circle jerking each other.

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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>>114925 Make a thread about Devil May Cry 5 being a shit game and a sequel of DmC and watch the fat kike cry jew tears lel
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>>114925 >made it on mark's site >not on the webring what a retard
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Mark gets off to trannies and pictures of "female" characters with huge cocks. What a faggot kek
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Anyone else remember how he was getting paid hundreds of dollars to copy paste articles or whatever it is he did. That and handle board migration requests on the original 8chan. He failed that so hard that he got kicked off.

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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>>181150 Looking for who asked but I can't find anyone.
>>180306 Based and onionpilled
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>>182112 Lmao I don't even like Onionfarms since AC hates me so much but I'll direct shit where it goes, that's the niche that splinter wants to carve, if someone wants to dump on a fox dicker it's better there than in the fucking TheGatorGamer thread.
>>182139 Onionfarms was okay, certainly better than the spambots over on /robowaifu/ and that head autist ignoring all of my emails and dismissing all of my concerns until he wanted to play mindgames. "I don't give a damn about what happens on other sites" as I warn him about the discord raiders and what to look out for. Lmao Imageboards as a medium are dead with idiots like that in charge. They will always be so eager to get rid of mods who remove thread shitters but leave up the ones who will either shit his pants and do nothing or contribute to the thread shitting themselves and ban the anon reporting the spammers.
>>182234 Yeah you said it very well, it's sad compared to what it was long ago.

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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

https://m.spankbang.com/2tdk8/video/00100111100
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Donald Trump, We need to SAVE AMERICA. Those Illuminati Lib-tards Shit-tard Democrat Dawn Gay Antifa Cheese-Ass Shit-tard Lib-tards Satan worshipers Left Dominated Fuck-tards STOLE the ELECTION. The Democrats are pushing the >>Ohh Baby, you need a 4 Cylinder or Electric Speed Controlled Vehicle bickers it saves lives Honey!!! ITS A FUCKING HOAX!!! FUCK LEFT <<Donald Trump blessed our guys with 3 Infiniti G37's for us to Break speed limits, HELL WELL GO DOUBLE THE SPEED LIMIT bickers That's what cars are supposed to do. We established our 5.7L RAM V8 Pickup Truck 4x4 Confederate TRUMP FLAG on January 6, 2021. Our Confederation has successfully destroyed the Domino's Cheese Pizza Eaters at the Foot Ball game with Garbage Can truck Asshole.
Donald Trump is Our Messiah. CONFEDERATE FLAG 2024
>>178390 >>178391 >>178494 what do your BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS smell like
Donald Trump you are my lover

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The Hypersexual Satanist Furry Feminist Phoebe Wells - Friedtofu 11/27/2022 (Sun) 02:01:30 ID: 644c18 No.181851 [Reply]
Phoebe Wells was born October 2, 2006 in Queensland, Australia.When she was 13-14 she would pull the hair of classmates and put them into bags inside of a box. She had 14 bags in total with their names and birthdates.She would get their hair by inviting them to sleepovers, forcely pulling it out then playing off as accident, and she wouldn’t stop with hair she also had her ex boyfriend's two year old underwear that she periodically snuffs to remember him. Along with people’s gum, spit,cum, and vials of blood which she threw away saying it was “disgusting”. Asking people to pee on her clint.This was all revealed in Meowbah server host by 19 year old groomer Jenna Leigh Hutcheson. Where Phoebe would carved Meowbah in her arm and also sell her nudes to moderators. Afterwards she would be groomed by countless other people such as Breone(https://www.youtube.com/c/Breone), ccs, and many others. She also was abused by her mother which she recorded for some unknown reason. She also attempted suicide to escape ccs her doxxer. Dox: Phoebe Wells Date of Birth: October 2, 2006 Age:16

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>>181851 would
so, she rejected emojitroon, based girl

#GamerGoyim + Ni/gg/er Thread [cake/v/ + /gg/]: "pedophilia is just like basic biology bro trust me" Edition Toad 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:40:06 ID: 113fc0 No.102181 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is a place for a complete dedicated discussion of the #S​ARGON general from the remnants of 8chan's /v/, otherwise known as cake/v/, the thread has a history of discussing anything but a 7-year-old dead movement attacking a strong woman and mostly prefers to be a /pol/-lite mixed with discussion of why furfaggotry and pedophilia are actually totally based and something an oldfag would endorse! The #S​ARGON thread is a walking contradiction, whether it is the fact that they claim to be oldfags despite the fact that they are clearly redditors that latched onto 8chan for a semblance of the lack of culture they so desperately crave, and hence their obsession/attachment to old gamergay related memes such as vivian and the exodus from 4chan, claim to hate kikes one minute but use a board run by a jew and claim he is /ourkike/ the next, or just the simple fact that during #gamergay they constantly talked about how it wasn't really a natzee movement run by manhaters while posting how much they hated queen anita, there is something truly fascinating about these subhuman pedophile oldfag larpers. It is to say that these subhumans in all their time posting about the same fucking shit for so long have never changed and have forever remained as redditors trying so desperately to fit in with anons, the only thing they successfully adopted was the massive cope that pedos on image boards and websites all around the internet have used to justify their disgusting want to molest innocent children. I think it is fine time that >we finally had a new thread that discussed the ni/gg/ers, even though /cow/ has been a zombie board dedicated to the exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and jcaesar187 related individuals for almost 3 years chuckles for some reason >we live so rent-free in these pedos heads that whenever something happens to their little hugbox they blame >us. The fact is these pedophile faggots are an endless supply of julay that keeps on giving, their autistic statements never cease to amaze me, it is time that instead of simply lurking the thread I shared the autism with the rest of you 5 autists here and had a little of fun for once just like old fag times. gaytor As of now acidfed and mark mann the pedophiles have begun to openly allow pedophiles to discuss their wanting to fuck little girls on blacked.gov, otherwise known as markchan, cakechan, 8blacked, or marks personal pedo haven. >We know that they allow said discussion bickers they themselves are pedophiles. Ni/gg/ers, have shockingly come out in support of pedophilia, I know shocking! It isn't as if 7 years of their thread hasn't already shown how much they want to fuck little kids and proven queen antia and zoe right about #gamergay. Apparently the king slaphead directly contacted mark and has supposedly convinced him to remove the board, but I don't think that has happened as of yet and the cp spam is still pretty intense over there right now. Recent ni/gg/er thread where they were having their meltdown: https://archive.is/zsOGa /cow/ was being blamed for everything as "/cow/ are duh reeeel pedos bro!" Another little bonus is that known pedophile john barnhill was totally not shilling himself on the thread as well. Credit to the anons in this thread here for most of the images I have now plus alerting me of their recent meltdowns in the first place, ni/gg/ers are still running damage control there right now! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/45327.html https://archive.is/o40FT Cake/v/'s current main address:

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>>181300 >HerdG​AMERGATE Same expression used in one of the threads where Nuzach was sperging out exactly yesterday too. See Nuzach thread screenshots.
>>181300 >mark is currently licking hotwheels asshole Is Mark still on 8chan.moe or has he turned traitor finally and sucks the Dudder's dick?
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Is op Nuzach? Same shitty oc posted by him all the time. https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/173018.html
>>181554 Nuzach is a regular on /christian/ and zzzchan, also same about 4chan, even tho he hate Yakuza for being a "cuckchanner". Here a few Nuzach threads on zzzchan https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/126172.html https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/125721.html https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/127741.html

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>175985 No, otherwise I would have sex with him and Fuzhou would start to like and respect him.
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damn dudes, i just found out britbong is taking a week off of streaming bickers his dad and older brother were just diagnosed with syphilis
They probably got that by fucking Pristine Amethyst
emptyhero is seething on tvch right now
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Britbong new youtube acc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1b8HMfQ84g https://www.youtube.com/@britbongreturns/videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKQajl59jpDvWQj1UAEs-vw https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtjkb_a8IX0wVw7MrRPqCTQ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw_mls-lJxYUUrHEMmWP0WA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1k1EHgAa3tssAGjBgv6kvg https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUJF6nWMtaNcvcc2nNQaEzA I believe he has almost 20 socks accs at the moment, just like Nuzach, Britbong love to astroturf and replying to his own comments and pretending to be an entirely different person in a rather pathetic and obvious way. No only that, Britbong made EmptyHero and TheBadGuys all their youtube accs be banned. About Empty being banned, honestly the best thing about him in recent times was all the good stuff that was recorded on the streams that Fuzhou was a part of, since he's a good lolcow. TheBadGuys put really good cocks, Britbong always hated them for making some jokes about him many years ago, but the final straw was their success. Britbong likes to proclaim himself "the original SecondLive troll" and anyone else trolling on SecondLive is obviously copying him.

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