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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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HATER On Show?! Broke Men Should NOT Date? (VIRAL) VIRGIN GIGACHAD! 7 Girls! | Dating Talk #121 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuugoxYKUA

Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Toad 11/03/2020 (Tue) 17:45:05 ID: 13edc2 No.89421 [Reply] [Last]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/japan/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards. Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is grossly prematurely balding at 22. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>234339 Did your "proofs" contain cp?
>>234341 Another anon posted an archive of /tv/ main page. Just saying the true to the true and honest anons.
>>234357 Obviously you can't link an archive that contains cp, pretty sure the only people you're legally allowed to send those to are the feds.
>>234359 Only dolphin can do that.
>>234421 Weird deflection from you posting archives containing cp.

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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>>234226 >dark triad Wtf is this shit, I've seen a lot of faggots using this term recently, especially Sam Hyde mocking them.
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cliquers are so retarded they come here and post that Torn, the druggie wizcord cliquer with the hyperinflated ego who has women come over to his room, go on dates, and pay for camwhores and has female friends irl and online, PERSONALLY INVITED a NONVIRGIN to WIZCORD. Who would have thought, Torn, the same normalfag who drove countless of wizards like Rodyi from wizcord and who the cliquers love to suck his dick bickers he is a mod on wizchan, invites nonvirgins. Normalfaggots brains are really pathetic "everyone is laughing at you", "kana!!", "schizo!!" they don't look at the big picture, you were always nonvirgins and normalfags: This is Himna, one of the early cliquers who the other larpers like Farengar, Iyashi, Torn, Enlike, Ken, etc. loved and believed was a wizard bickers muh antinatalism, muh evopsycho, muh philosophy and pro suicide discussions. He hated incels, he saw virgin males as losers and look at him now, he is giving advice on how to raise children on reddit to redditor parents so their kids don't end up posting on wizchan, so the kids don't become wizards :^) What a good wizcord cliquer!! This is the very same wizcord cliquer who Soulkius defended so much and even teared up and was so attached that he created alts to defend his online reputation. The normalfag scum who lied about his virgin status and will never relate to a wizard just like the rest of larpers from wizcord who are no different from him, a bunch of normalfags who hate wizards and everyone who is bottom of the barrel, but the cliquers will rather accept a normalfaggot like that brazilian than a real virgin. Wizcordfags find real virgins to be repulsive, they prefer crossdressers, fags, trannies, mutts, and nig gers, just take a look at the wizcord server if you don't believe me. >if your child is the bottom barrel(wiz), you need to move them to another group :^) >being introvert isn't a problem, but being shy(wiz) is :^) >be attractive, having money, having options,(chad) that is power, power is good!! wiz is bad :^) >Teach your child that everyone is selfish and pursuing their own interests, in the end EVERYONE wants social status, money, being attractive :^) That's your beloved brazilian wizard. He isn't different now, he is the same person he was back then and that you accepted. You can see he believes in all that stuff rooted in hardcore social darwinism, that's what he wanted for Michael so he introduced him to girls, and it wasn't hard to convince him to e roleplay and have the girls share nudes with kius and erp the three of them together. He is a wizchad as you guys call it. Did you know that Kius had an actual e relationship with one of the girls and when he broke up with her to come back to wizcord it emotionally wounded him so much that his depression and suicidality went to the roof? Oh, he didn't tell you that, did he? He wasn't going to originally go with the peaceful route by taking sodium nitrite, you have Himna and the succubi he introduced to kius to thank for that. What, you didn't know that? Succubi are poison for the wizard mind. But you will never know what a wizard is like or what a wizard feels, so my words fall on deaf ears.

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Iyashi grew up to see both his close and distant female relatives racemixx with blacks and spics so he is sucking gay ni gger cock on the internet and larping as a childfree pro suicide fool to cope with the fact that russian females are big whores for any brown immigrant. He says he doesn't care while a brazilian creampies his sister and he gets cucked to the point of suffering neurosis.
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>>234407 what "close female relatives"? a middle-aged half-sister that i've never met or a cousin that i last met like 15 years ago? can't think of any others. and yeeeah bro, i definitely care a lot about where they are or what they are doing. lmao next time try bringing up something saucier, like how i go to pubs or get offered prostitutes by my rich rl friends (of which i ofc refuse cоs principles, but you are free to imagine otherwise) meanwhile, the fact remains: wizcord will continue to operate, folks will continue to voicechat and have fun there, the "rules" will continue to be treated as general guidances and this memey "wizard" notion of ours will continue to be limited to its original sense: "a 30+yo male virgin, full stop". and you will likely continue to seethe about it in random places, which after all is everything you can do about it for real tho, imagine being so pathetic that the only value in your life is your imaginary e-identity and so you sperg out at people who you believe are trying to "steal" it from you. very sad, my dude look, i understand you're lonely and bored, having been de facto banned from every wizard-related community for being an aggressive sperg, a pathological samefag and a general asshole. but honestly, in your mental state the only thing remaining is to unironically HAVE SEX - that might actually move your obsessed brain back to its proper place a little bit. ask the OP here, he'll likely confirm it from personal experience. so give it a thought some time ps. you are still welcome to mic up with me on voice, just you and me, no "clique", and discuss all your imaginary grievances about me or whoever else. but ofc you won't, the cowardly little fаg that you are, who am i even kidding. in any case, unless it happens this is the last time i'm giving you any meaningful attention. cheers

Chudbuds dot lol AlishaSmith##el3Ick 03/06/2023 (Mon) 03:38:33 ID: 10b17d No.194788 [Reply] [Last]
Chudbuds dot lol is a fediverse instanse started by the most obnoxious sweepy squad members. Claire Rushe aka chudbere, the instance administrator, is a middle aged hag with 6 kids and a husband who draws anime porn to fellow chuddophiles. The instance came to life after graf aka Daniel Stevens from poast told them to fuck off for "disrespecting anime" and driving fellow pedo admin undu to suicide. Chudbuds dot lol is where medicare spends his dying days seething about the jcaesar187amale. It's also the place for cancerman approved "gayops", bickers discord bad or something like that (more on this later).
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>>213850 based
>>213850 Links are dead any chance someone has the archive still?
>>232173 who you looking for in particular

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>232164 TheTheGatorGamerGamer literally platformed Weev and Andrew Anglin 6 years ago when the alt-right was rising in popularity, and trs/pol spergs were fucking up threads, repeatedly. It's amazing how he changes directions. TheTheGatorGamerGamer went from Obama voter to watching buck breaking and trying to tell the fine negro gentlemen to stop blaming whites and blame jews for them liking bussy. TheTheGatorGamerGamer changes every 3-4 years, and it's a higher than 0% chance he becomes a Kahanist Jewish convert or espouses that belief as his next personality ego.
>>232938 Jewsh has no morals or convictions, the only thing he cares is how his actions are going to reflect for his userbase or how cringe he is.
>>232395 He is already back on the clearnet for some time on foxdickfarms.st
>>232938 I vaguely remember this.
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>>233860 Took a second for me to realize this was a word filter. Thought someone had actually made a clone of Foxdick Farms on the Clearweb. The real Foxdick Farms will never be on the clearweb, It is a Tor and I2P exclusive. http://b3aelitqz4izuqd7gqhol6s5jdi7bh3vrvws2sifypdgucfzbiizhrad.onion/ http://xrggfnj3jl5ugeqc2lshpcy5u2cxsdzynkjlorxvuj74walze6oa.b32.i2p/

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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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>>232735 Well, check the thread about Gahoole, they are mad at Weasel too. I wonder, I know someone there is part of Zzzchan, months ago someone talked about Nuzach being a regular around there and Nuzach used to defend pedochu all the time. Koi without a doubt is part of those anti-Gahoole threads too. But I feel like the others crying so hard about Gahoole and his buddies are people from youtube e-drama, instead of the webring. Maybe plategang or forgegang, both hate Gahoole as far I know. And both groups are mostly spics fallowing around some fat pedo.
>>232744 It seems like Weasel's superiority over the paedos has brought in some controversy, hi john YOUR THREAD IS FOREVER
This thread is a testament to how John won, it has the longest most detailed OP of all the threads in the catalog but all that has been catalogued are chatlogs that makes no sense that dolphin likes to boast as evidence of something when he spams his cytube emoticon in his posts like a complete autist and a cytube screenshot of a loli doujin that is being paraded around like daisy's destruction on here, but the people also say that Guntstream paedos egged in on to read the doujin. As always an absolute horrid job, congratulations guys.
>>234216 <reveals himself as pedo >NOOO ITS THE PEOPLE WHO MADE ME SHOW MY CP WHO ARE THE REAL PAEDOS great cope, john
>>234216 Hi John Barnhill (paedophile)

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Dark Ninja Chomoo 11/22/2023 (Wed) 16:52:58 ID: 344c90 No.233876 [Reply]
It's been tough. Meme's hurt and Ninja is unable to meme back.
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Platespic thread. TheGatorGamer Barnhill is a fat sweaty gamer who will never be a hacker. Rozo is a mutt wanting to suck tranny dick all the time. Forgegang won. Darkninja won.
>>233944 TheGatorGamer(obese, liar, virgin, sweaty gamer) Barnhill coping over his most recent ageplay egirlfriend being served with a restraining order at her most recent address, 3 Aspin Ct Aspinwall PA
>>233993 >>233993 Whoa, AgePlayBae Waverly Gessner's current phone number? Sorry, AgePlayte Gang.
Full doc is edited. AP himself admits he used edited clips. I took BRYAN DUNN to have Ninja get enough stones to not have the doc, put on private. The Scoobie 331 Saga Episode VI Return Of The Sped is the title.
>>233993 This poster is Gayhoole >>233997 This poster is Blaine, the ugly tranny

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>233346 lanita hot sophiaalatinaa anna_loperxx my current top 3
Yakuza is spamming cp again on wikibeat and pretending to be emojitroon doing that. Can this boomer arab just kill himself already?
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>>233713 he wants to fuck the kid version of himself, he's a lost cause, eternal emojitroon victory
>>233853 Emoji is protected on alog space now ?
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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

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>>228511 Who??
>>232077 bbcamenko
>>232835 >bbcamenko
>>159771 >>159881 >>159991 >>159993 >>159995 >>160002 Who the hell was this sperg? Nice dup-sucking, you retarded faggot, proud boys shit dried up faster than any cunt that they’d try to score.

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