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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>167611 >>167612 So your evidence that he doesn't like anything related to HEJAS, is thay he hearted a comment calling him Earjew? How is that defensive exactly, it contradicts what you said earlier? Do you have any screenshots or any actual evidence of him defending plate gang or HEJAS? Also newfag, asston would grab videos from /cow/ and would use them in his own videos. I have no clue why you're pretending this is a super sekrit club when it's well known its 5 anons and a bunch of e-celebs who browse. You're not special for browsing /cow/ when half the sector does it.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
LOL GYM GOT SWATTED https://pomf2.lain.la/f/s04d5y0s.opus https://files.catbox.moe/18u3wz.opus Vickers Swatting Recording: https://files.catbox.moe/9rnho8.wav https://pomf2.lain.la/f/s9gqo1ii.wav INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread

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>>167626 >>167630 >>167632 >>167634 >>167637 >>167641 In classic jcaesar187amale fashion he posts some nig​​ger to show his excitement of his big W
>>167642 Americans' obsession with N​IGGERs and N​IGGER culture will never cease to amaze me.
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>>167641 this looks like a guy with a long life and bright future ahead of him
>>167642 that's Avon from *The Wire* which is kino but also probably where the G​u​n​t learned some of his nig​g​erish behavior, he's about the right age to have been following it when it came out although I'd be mildly surprised if Sandra and Ronnie paid for HBO
>>167644 he makes the jcaesar187amale look anorexic.

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AntichristHater69 Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2022 (Tue) 22:43:09 ID: 7d9097 No.166017 [Reply]
https://anon.cafe/meta/last/15642.html https://anon.cafe/.global/logs/christian/2022-07-25.html Anyone else following this guy over on /christian/? He's apparently a volunteer, can't stop responding to bait, and seems genuinely autistic. He's also apparently a closet pedo.
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>>166427 G​AMERGATEs tongue my anus
>>166840 A discord subhuman who hate /cow/ and tvch.moe.
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When did he become a janny at /christian/? Here he is trying to get a board of his own
>>166378 > removed via both legal and physical means Yeah the legitimacy tyrannicide has been a topic of discussion since the Ancient Greeks, so I doubt this faggot has anything new to say about it and this just comes off as a gargantuan glowpost to trap people into avowing or even doing shit that will get them at best put on a list. Fuck this guy.
samefag but >>167618 > Christian board > NSFW I hate religious LARPers so much

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>159490 fr ong muh nigga ong ong
The zoomers have infiltrated this board and will now prepare to bro kinda lowkey slap bussing muh nigga thot though.
>>159922 muh G​AMERGATE bussin fr no cap
P P P will never die. Blessed by God, kino maker, he will never lost.
>>164858 Kino Casino is dead in the water though. TOTAL R A L P H A M A L E VICTORY

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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Nerll uploads a video of him reacting to a clip of jcaesar187 spending time with his daughter, calls him a disgusting drunk and a terrible father, and says that he imagines jcaesar187 eating Rozy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O9ijpazamA (https://archive.ph/VbBjN) Keep in mind, Jewsh has said that he wanted to be a father and have a family with kids of his own, but he can't bickers he has to run a "free speech" website (which he no longer believe in) that has driven out the best users from it, and what's left are the old users who're nutcases, or clout-chasers and schizos that now flock to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go2P3yT5LlE (https://archive.ph/U9uiQ) Jewsh would make an even worse father than jcaesar187, imagine him raising his kin in his hovel in Serbia while contending with the shitty usersbase and other cows as well.
Does anyone still have an archive of, or a link to, a list of Foxdick paypigs' doxes back when the site got hacked?
>>167012 It is somewhere on doxbin I believe but you will be disappointed, it is a stretch to say the least to call it "doxes" and it wasn't just for paypigs. Has email addresses (some geniuses used one that ties to their identity, even a few .gov ones lol) and IPs.
>>167012 pro tip, search by the account number(it's in the profile URL), not by name, cause half the names didn't load correctly but still has IP+email attached to the account number (null being 1, etc). Also has 0 to do with paypigging, it's just an index of the last 6k users to login. https://archive.org/download/foxdickfarms10sep2019
>>167012 >>167597 >The item you have requested has a problem with one or more of the metadata files that describe it, which prevents us from displaying this page. ipout.csv - uids, names, ips https://files.catbox.moe/hxwycy.csv h.zip - user data (probably notifications or recent comments at the time) https://files.catbox.moe/d2zw65.zip

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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

https://m.spankbang.com/2tdk8/video/00100111100
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LOCK BOARD, DELETE BOARD. TRUMP IS MESSIAH >>I am the Fed.
Donald Trump is our Redeemer, YOUR just mad cause your Board is DEAD and I'm the one keeping your alogs Alive 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😎 Donald Trump won the election 2020.
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I have made a mistake by posting on this board. I was keeping your board alive. I will rectify that mistake now. Since April 2020 to August 2022 I will say my final words now. ~Praise Donald TRUMP 2024 our Messiah. Our Confederate is good and wonderful. May alogay antifa shitass cheese butt know the power of our BBQ Steak Beef-Burger American Burger Patriotic and 4x4 Chevy Pickup Truck with 500HP and 5.7L V8 Motor. >>God bless TRUMP and God Bless 'Murica. Fuck the left Alogay

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUVdKoqKSxk Fuzhou will always be more funny and successful than the spergs here.
Another boring Fuzhou stream, as usual he banned from chat anyone making jokes about him. Especially about his incest roleplay from onlyfans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHO6xoeD1Uw
>>165120 Honestly something funny about the same song and dance with fuz empty. <I AM A W H O R E <yep...just another sped <oh don't get me wrong...this is funny
>>165134 Do you think Fuzhou is willing to lick the toilet for P P P? He used to had a fucking hate boner for P P P, but since he's a whore wanting clout, maybe he would do it now.
>>165770 Without any doubt, taking into account how he is a whore, a grifter and his kinks. As a matter of fact, more and more it is becoming evident that Fuz has some fetish for furry porn and he desperately preventing others from discovering his kinks and connections with discord furfag mods.

#GamerGoyim + Ni/gg/er Thread [cake/v/ + /gg/]: "pedophilia is just like basic biology bro trust me" Edition Toad 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:40:06 ID: 113fc0 No.102181 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is a place for a complete dedicated discussion of the #S​ARGON general from the remnants of 8chan's /v/, otherwise known as cake/v/, the thread has a history of discussing anything but a 7-year-old dead movement attacking a strong woman and mostly prefers to be a /pol/-lite mixed with discussion of why furfaggotry and pedophilia are actually totally based and something an oldfag would endorse! The #S​ARGON thread is a walking contradiction, whether it is the fact that they claim to be oldfags despite the fact that they are clearly redditors that latched onto 8chan for a semblance of the lack of culture they so desperately crave, and hence their obsession/attachment to old gamergay related memes such as vivian and the exodus from 4chan, claim to hate kikes one minute but use a board run by a jew and claim he is /ourkike/ the next, or just the simple fact that during #gamergay they constantly talked about how it wasn't really a natzee movement run by manhaters while posting how much they hated queen anita, there is something truly fascinating about these subhuman pedophile oldfag larpers. It is to say that these subhumans in all their time posting about the same fucking shit for so long have never changed and have forever remained as redditors trying so desperately to fit in with anons, the only thing they successfully adopted was the massive cope that pedos on image boards and websites all around the internet have used to justify their disgusting want to molest innocent children. I think it is fine time that >we finally had a new thread that discussed the ni/gg/ers, even though /cow/ has been a zombie board dedicated to the exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and jcaesar187 related individuals for almost 3 years chuckles for some reason >we live so rent-free in these pedos heads that whenever something happens to their little hugbox they blame >us. The fact is these pedophile faggots are an endless supply of julay that keeps on giving, their autistic statements never cease to amaze me, it is time that instead of simply lurking the thread I shared the autism with the rest of you 5 autists here and had a little of fun for once just like old fag times. gaytor As of now acidfed and mark mann the pedophiles have begun to openly allow pedophiles to discuss their wanting to fuck little girls on blacked.gov, otherwise known as markchan, cakechan, 8blacked, or marks personal pedo haven. >We know that they allow said discussion bickers they themselves are pedophiles. Ni/gg/ers, have shockingly come out in support of pedophilia, I know shocking! It isn't as if 7 years of their thread hasn't already shown how much they want to fuck little kids and proven queen antia and zoe right about #gamergay. Apparently the king slaphead directly contacted mark and has supposedly convinced him to remove the board, but I don't think that has happened as of yet and the cp spam is still pretty intense over there right now. Recent ni/gg/er thread where they were having their meltdown: https://archive.is/zsOGa /cow/ was being blamed for everything as "/cow/ are duh reeeel pedos bro!" Another little bonus is that known pedophile john barnhill was totally not shilling himself on the thread as well. Credit to the anons in this thread here for most of the images I have now plus alerting me of their recent meltdowns in the first place, ni/gg/ers are still running damage control there right now! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/45327.html https://archive.is/o40FT Cake/v/'s current main address:

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Sneedious and Emojitroon are back on tvch doing their typical astroturfing cope and projection while spamming furfag porn
>>167535 Why is Sneedious always talking about suicide while projecting about other anons lifes? He really gives off the vibes of being a really sad and angry guy.
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>>167497 >>167535 >>167540 Hahahaha, wow, he actually returned to posting this weekend and judging by some recent posts he's back with full cope and projection for the rest of the week. My guess is, he got butthurt as fuck for being humiliated for the last few weeks and decided to take some time off, but he couldn't resist a lonely weekend and decided to come back. Or, his mother took away his computer for a few days and let him use it again after he probably threatened suicide.

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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This is where your best friend online lives.
>>159134 You're a canadian lolicon, shut up.
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PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD ==G​AMERGATE==
>>167078 Uh, based?

Poseidon, former right-winger grifter and Pagan LARPer / Neet shitskin and schizo Brian Holloman 03/19/2022 (Sat) 23:19:42 ID: 90501c No.141211 [Reply] [Last]
Poseidon is one of those many grifters who started getting into the "redpill" bus around 2016 by making videos about immigration in Europe. As "greek-sicilian" he was said to have a more European opinion than the average right-wingers from UK, German and USA about all subjects. However, he never became popular in circles like 4chan /pol/, with only 8chan /pol/ paying any attention to him and a few European anons. In 2018 he had his former channel take down, creating a second channel (his actual one). But since 2019 he started to show himself to be a little less mature and socially successful as he claimed. During weekends, he started doing livestreams called "Whitepilled weekend" in which it constituted of him quietly reading news with his heavy accent while free-copyright music played in the background. Note that as a European, he started these streams every weekend around 2am in European time. Over time, these livestreams began to gain a share of trolls, mocking the fact that Poseidon, who was said to be a mature man, of family, spent every weekend awake hoping to get donations and seething about any jokes about him on chat. After 8chan /pol/ notice that Poseidon didn't take criticism well and was openly banning anyone with the slightest criticism of him the views started to drop and more trolls started to show up. Over time, he stopped those livestreams, according to him, the Catholic Church was being responsible for his troll problems, by sending the trolls together with american Daily Stormer trolls. With that, his first signs of schizophrenia and narcissism showed. In 2020 Poseidon has embarked on the covid wave, and started bleeding views and subscribers. His videos about immigration and politics in Europe stopped and he started to make videos saying how Donald Trump is a massive loser retard and same about any people who supported him, to the point of making a sequence of videos proving that Biden won the election legitimately. Interspersed with videos about Biden being a "chad", he made multiple videos about covid restrictions and vaccine. In these videos, he was totally in favor of forced vaccination, use of masks and severe restrictions. With that, his views, which he now denounces as "far-right" and "Crazy Christians" started jumping off the boat and making serious criticisms about him. How Poseidon reacted? He started replying, comment by comment, personally attacking anyone criticizing him. He would look at anyone's Youtube channel criticizing him and find any detail about the person's personal life or their taste in games, music, etc. He also obsessively started attacking any Americans or Christians in the comments of his videos even if some of those didn't show any criticism about him. Some of the videos around this time had their comment section locked. At the same time, he made a video saying that the right-winger movement was being controlled by the Catholic Church, KGB and American elite. That it would be impossible for Europe to prosper as long as Christians lived in Europe or people voted for politics with any connection with Russia or USA, once again attacking any European politics who have met at any time in their lives with Putin or Trump or are against covid restrictions. Even his old opinions about immigration changed, now he denounces "White Genocide" as a conspiracy theory made up by crazy far-right incels and says the Elite is right to want to have more low-cost employees in Europe and North America and Christians are just worried about being replaced with Muslims and don't care about anything else. With that, he lost around 3k subscribers in this year so far, with downvotes being predominant. So he started making videos claiming he was being attacked by NeoNazis and Christians who had the goal of dox him and his family, although there is no evidence that anyone really cared enough about him to do so. How the far-right are the true terrorists when compared to Antifa and he was being unfairly attacked by extremists and genocidal idiots who wish for the end of the world instead of getting a vaccine. From above 25k subscribers, now his channel has less than 6k subs.

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>check channel description >vidoes abput the idiocracy and evil of humans NICE SPELLING FAGGOT Also, the seething is real with kikesidon.
if not for this thread i would have forgotten who this faggot is maybe 'tis better this way
What did he mean by this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0LAIexeu6o He's trying to get more immigrants to move to Greece now? Just going full schizo? The vaccine damaged his boomer brain so damn much?
>>167091 Funny thing is he isn't even greek.
>>167091 this faggot needs internet insanity on him

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