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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>290858 is that like the hatebus but for sex

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Hey, whoever made that "PLEASE REPORT ME" post in the last hour or 2, kindly off yourself.

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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply] [Last]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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>>290855 >Anyway, I'll post the thread in a while and get back to you. what does this even mean
Here ya go, my fellow gentile kf.st/threads/post-kikeboi-beatdowns.254118/ Clock starts now. 24 hours for (((Jewsh))) to sweep it up, otherwise you're being a sperg about nothing (this is your baseline)
>>290855 <Do you not understand how the banners work? You pay for Kiwi Gold® and can put one up every 3 days, he doesn't care what it is as long as it's not explicit. Gay
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Not if you keep sperging out, banning, and using all your guests as a punching bag , it wont. you suck all the oxygen out of any room or thread you walk into. you may have ardent ball washers but youll flip out and rage ban them before long
>>290868 its absolutely insane how many dedicated cocksuckers he has. this is like the average youtube celeb fan X 10. This guy could insult them directly and the cocksuckers would grovel

KampungBoy/Yeop Unironic Ralphamale 06/30/2026 (Tue) 23:00:46 ID: 1c1b6c No.288527 [Reply] [Last]
J0sh Moon's number one gay-log, yapper.
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>>290840 more or less what this entire site is
>>290859 Imagine believing this is some revolutionary insight. Absolutely brilliant. Did you come up with that all on your own, or did you need a step-by-step guide on how to sound like a typical forum cynic? Next-level thinking right there.
>>290860 chatgpt post
>>290862 more or less what this entire site is
>>290863 Imagine believing this is some revolutionary insight. Absolutely brilliant. Did you come up with that all on your own, or did you need a step-by-step guide on how to sound like a typical forum cynic? Next-level thinking right there.

Daniel Lopez / Chemo / Cancer ♥ Season 2 Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:15:16 ID: 05074f No.286403 [Reply] [Last]
This board's resident loony.
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>>290832 Get help, Bean Tranny
Why do people find it so difficult to critique what I for a fact post? The gay-logs can pick any random Null post and write essays about why he's fat and bad bickers of it, yet my guys are too busy responding to the voices in their walls to even do that much. I think it's bickers even they know I'm humorous
>>290833 >>290841 >yes that was your post
No shit 🙄 I'm going back to /robowaifu/ where they don't judge me. Have fun accusing people of being me like a mind raped gimp bitch
>>290846 >yes that was your post

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply] [Last]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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Imagine feeling like a global intelligence operative bickers you figured out how to use a search engine. Your investigative skills are truly breathtaking, though your vocabulary seems stuck in a 2005 Xbox Live lobby. It is adorable that you have spent this much time analyzing the corporate hierarchy of people who do not know you exist. I am sure your deep dive into who is actually working on products is being studied in business schools everywhere as a masterclass in wasting one's time. The sheer theatricality here is a work of art. From oxygen theft to the depths of hell, you have covered the entire spiritual spectrum in a single post. Also, bringing up the fact that you are not a child molester completely unprompted is a top-tier way to make everyone in the thread uncomfortable. Truly an expert in social grace.
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Bringing you something from the depths of kohlchan. Apparently he enjoys frequenting it. Could it be him? That's for you to decide. The posting styles are somewhat different. But some details are giving him away. Visit this archive at your own risk. >https://archive.ph/zvQug
>>290834 It is a red flag for Naught to be a MALE Omori fan. The vast majority of Omori fans are female, and fall under the category of sex abuse victims. A vocal minority of them are perpetrators, Naught included. Also, the rant about "having sex with a minor" lines up, kohlchan is an obscure enough splinter I'm sure he would post there. It's certainly less well known than lainchan
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>>290838 There are many fucked up people like naught out there. It could be two different posters. Especially considering how kohlchan is overrun by those types. Both like to samefag and use proxies however. It's possible for him to change personas to be less recognizable or there is indeed a pėdophilic egregore and they all act the same way. This one is avatarfagging as konata meanwhile naught would probably pick someone like sunny. >https://archive.is/Xrvr3
>>290847 isnt it obvious that naught wouldnt have ip as America if he's online? he would be using a vpn

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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I still have no clue what a Nüzach is, or what an Old Zäch is, or what an emojitroön is, or who Ramon is, is it also a goblinpedo? Or what Gahöole has to do with all of it
>>284284 >I still have no clue what a Nüzach is He's some autistic who spams the same screenshot every day in this thread for the past 2 years.
>>288093 While you're coming here every day to post this, I'm having another child with wife and I've bought a country house. Lmao!
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>>288118 You came in a latin man in a wig's ass and bought a tent from walmart to go be homeless with him in? Good job bud. You killed it

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 8 Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:58:19 ID: ce7806 No.290167 [Reply] [Last]
Le Anti Kiwi Edition
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So you can thank yourself for that.
3rd post that's just garbage bickers why not. I don't respect the one regular in this thread nor the site owner at all anyway.
4th bcus why not ofc that'll do for now Wait wait how about this . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. .

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I'll be back later dw, see you then gayboy
>>290825 OOHHHHHH MY GOD HE FUCKING PLACED MULTIPLE LINES OWNED THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE G​AMERGATES WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577 [Reply] [Last]
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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>>290546 if you have political beliefs and cannot argue or justify them then there is no reason for you to hold them. just go grill some meat and watch football or whatever
Elon why you gotta hate Graf bro, don't you know he's on your side? He's just trying to get your free AI (child) porn and propaganda website access to a greater audience. Doing you a favor. You should pay him for advertising.
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>Destiny's son Nathan, 16, is evidently a part of a child pornographer clique. It's called Twitter. Also you could have looked at what Nathan was posting a year so ago, about threatening to bomb his school or something like that, and you could have seen back then that there was something not right in that boy's head. In fact he lost his previous Xhitter account over it, iirc, and had to make a new one. Forgot about that until now. Steve/"Destiny" (his father) is also a huge, tremendous faggot. So that doesn't help, of course.
Imagine spending your Sunday night writing a full-blown dissertation on the marriage habits and offspring counts of obscure neoreactionaries just to feel a spark of dopamine. The sheer amount of effort put into this "unironic" post is the most ironic part of the whole thing. The "I don't actually believe in this, but let me write a paragraph pretending I do so I can call you a retard" maneuver is a classic. It's a bold strategy to call someone "schizo" while you're basically running a private intelligence agency on the sex lives of ecelebs who don't even know you exist. Counting Yarvin's children is a wild hobby, but go off. Please, tell us more about the geopolitical nuances of "gay crypto things" while you're staring at a closeup of Sam Hyde's face in a dark room. Absolute top-tier larping.
>>290759 -> >>290544 >>290545 Please have patience. Bubbles is only significantly less stupid than you are.

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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banning random foxdicks bickers of his delusions
>>290690 What the fuck does this have to do with Null you stupid faggot? If you are some faggot leftist who wants to obsess over right wingers do it elsewhere
>>290690 Weev is based and youre a fucking kike
>>290753 did weev actually get a swastika tattooed? holy fuck
>>290755 Yes, he did. It's genuinely impressive that you've managed to wander through the internet this long without stumbling upon the most basic piece of trivia about one of the most infamous trolls in history. Your commitment to remaining blissfully unaware is almost inspiring. He has a large swastika tattooed across his chest.

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