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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>289910 >He is a kind of self-clout generator I swear if anyone ever talks shit like this to me in real life, I'm going to punch them in the face.

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Hey, whoever made that "PLEASE REPORT ME" post in the last hour or 2, kindly off yourself.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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I still have no clue what a Nüzach is, or what an Old Zäch is, or what an emojitroön is, or who Ramon is, is it also a goblinpedo? Or what Gahöole has to do with all of it
>>284284 >I still have no clue what a Nüzach is He's some autistic who spams the same screenshot every day in this thread for the past 2 years.
>>288093 While you're coming here every day to post this, I'm having another child with wife and I've bought a country house. Lmao!
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>>288118 You came in a latin man in a wig's ass and bought a tent from walmart to go be homeless with him in? Good job bud. You killed it

KampungBoy/Yeop Unironic Ralphamale 06/30/2026 (Tue) 23:00:46 ID: 1c1b6c No.288527 [Reply] [Last]
J0sh Moon's number one gay-log, yapper.
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>>289868 >>289867 >>289863 Daniel Lopez mentioning himself for attention btw
Ching chang chong
Goyim tongue my anus
>>288633 kek thats creator/gededarmawicaksana hes an indonesian who goons to lolicon and became a namefag on the sharty after leaking his email https://soyjakwiki.org/Creator
>>289951 he was also really into mpreg/vore/all the deviantart fetishes and did preg rps with other people on deviantart

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 7 Unironic Ralphamale 06/12/2026 (Fri) 05:45:01 ID: 43958b No.287947 [Reply] [Last]
Face Transplant Edition
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>>289939 >Who is gayopping here? Me
>>289939 The person I replied to censored the link in their image is what I mean
>>289942 It's probably very important
Isn't it getting close to that time of the month when she was totes threatening to DDoS the KFarms again? So my guess is, it probably won't happen.
>>289949 Theoretically but she's a dumb bitch and the brains of the operation is currently smoking meth and getting rained out under a pier or something. I wager it's a nothing burger, she can't produce cöntent

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Styxhexenhammer666 Toad 01/31/2021 (Sun) 23:35:10 ID: 577c86 No.96575 [Reply] [Last]
Styx is cringy youtuber and a piece of shit. Read his foxdick farms page if you don't believe me. His ex-gf's enter his thread and start dropping dirt on him. And before you start damage controlling for your favorite skeletal friend-simulator and saying don't believe women bickers they lie, he admits it was all true in a couple videos. Here are some key bits: -He creeped on several underage youtubers. Wrote comments on their channels and cringey lines flirting with them. When told that one of them was underage, he replied "Perfection can wait." Got rejected by StelleToad McKinley. Makes vague YouTube videos crying about it. Write youtube comments about walking into the woods and alluding to not coming back with suicide-poetry to cope with the rejection. Was drinking himself to sleep with wine to cope, not eating much food, and crying. -He wears makeup and unironically thinks he looks good despite being butt-fucking ugly. -He is the definition of a poser and a try-hard. His entire identity is larping. -Gets confronted by "Revenge of the Cis" on Tonka's Kumite show about his creeping on underage youtubers and pedo accusations (Stella Christine/Stelle Toad McKinley and at least 1 other). Styx tries to get his braindead audience to flag down the show in real-time (strangely never gets flak even though Toad McKinley was bullied for years about flagging jcaesar187's stream down "Matt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.") Eventually comes on the Kumite drunk and threatens to sue them and says, "Do you know how much money I make. You don't wanna mess with me!" Is seething and fuming and sounds like a disturbed mess. However, Styx says that the youtube comments were fake and doctored in photoshop. He lied about this to avoid the embarrassment and humiliation of being rejected by the girl and for being accused of pedophila since she was underage. The comments were real. Styx lied under pressure. But ROTC apologizes in the moment bickers it's awkward and sing him Happy Birthday. -StelleToad McKinley, an underage youtuber, broke his heart and publicly embarrassed him. Styx was writing gay poetry about how heartbroken he was and was planning on grooming the girl to be his woman. He lied about the whole thing and pretended it was all faked, photoshops by Antifa to cover his larpy, cringy, ass. -He has hard-drives of nudes of all the women he flirts with and tries to pressure them into masturbating on camera with him over webcam. -He convinced a young women to move into his parent's Vermont home NEET-cave bedroom. -He impregnated the women and cheated on her. -Styx pressured and threatened the women into having an abortion bickers he thought he was too young to have to accept responsibility for his actions (He was 30 at the time. Lol). -Styx threatened to secretly slip her an herbal drink made from his herb garden that would abort her baby if she didn't comply and go to Planned Parenthood to abort it, saying the drink would give her a heavier menstrual flow for the month as it killed the baby. -Styx drove his gf to her Planned Parenthood appointments but when she wanted to get something to eat from a restaurant across town, Styx refused and shit his pants and didn't do the basic accommodation for the gf he just made abort her own baby. bickers Styx has anxiety and he's not used to leaving his bedroom as a NEET so the whole world makes his autistic brain have a panic attack and unfamiliar locations hurt his autistic brain that craves routine and familiarity. -Styx starts cheating on his gf with a black women from the UK that he flies into Vermont and meet in hotel rooms. -Styx lies about it to his live-in gf, gaslights her, but she finds out anyway. She beats him up and he deserves it and more. -Styx uploads a couple videos on YouTube, moping and crying, trying to elicit audience sympathy and get counseling, complaining about his personal life. His audience eats it up, bc he's their friend-simulator that talks to them through the screen evey day and he seems like a nice guy when he talks to you every day in his 5 minute videos. Lol. Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey were also very nice guys and pillars of the community, until they found out they were rapists and serial killers with bodies of little boys underneath Gasey's house and Bundy's trail of dozens of murdered women. -As a narcissist, Styx cries about his personal problems to his audience, even though he was the one that caused the drama with his cheating on all his gf's. The skeletal narcissist cries out in pain as he strikes you. -Styx starts cheating with another Dutch youtuber named "Elizabeth's Philosophy" who is an ugly-average blonde woman with no eyebrows and looks like a Neanderthal. She sends his a boob pic so he has to fly to the Netherlands to get that ugly Dutch girl pussy.

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>Marshals will hunt Styx down Puh-leeze.
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>Checks on the wanted fugitive Styx >Still not arrested
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"Sure Jan."
Counter-Daniel Lopez's existence bump
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>>287869 >>288050 Almost two months later Styx update: Not only is Styx still a fugitive and not in jail, but now he says he wants to recruit terrorists to fight for him. He is NOT requesting a whole "personal army", guys. He says he just wants terrorists. Just thought you might want to know.

Daniel Lopez / Chemo / Cancer ♥ Season 2 Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:15:16 ID: 05074f No.286403 [Reply] [Last]
This board's resident loony.
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>>289909 This is a Dan post though and he was talking about himself being a "meth addicted schizo", so idk maybe he would insult himself constantly.
Cuz he does constantly tend to talk about himself like that just randomly, going on about how he's a schizo and addicted to meth and such
Also he takes heroin and he really should overdose on it next time
>>289928 Pedo post btw

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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply] [Last]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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Also Robi created his own website while Null did not, now that I think about it.
>>289724 Rest in Power, Alice
You can tell Dan posts on this board when this thread doesn't get bumped but the E-laine thread does.
>>289924 Both Danny & TheGatorGamer are involved in this insane Gog & Magog bullshit all the while (((TheTheGatorGamerGamer))) is still collaborating with TheTheGatorGamerGamer Mekotur @ the task of peddling Hasbara
>>289926 Well said, TheGatorGamer is the bigger issue

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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577 [Reply] [Last]
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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>>289829 >>289826 >>289821 >>289818 Daniel Lopez talking to himself again btw
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>289832 <Daniel Lopez talking to himself again btw
https://www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/celeb-news/international-celebs/is-elon-musk-jewish-auschwitz-south-africa-childhood-latest/ >Elon Musk has reflected on his "Jewish roots" during his childhood in South Africa. The world's richest man shared his experience during the European Jewish Association conference Musk is a strange case where he went to a Hebrew school and was raised there to be "Jewish". By blood, his father Errol is Anglo and his mother Maye seems to be of mixed Swiss German "Anabaptist" and Anglo stock. His father seems to be the irreligious type, or his religion isn't mentioned. Elon Musk seems like he might be a Jewish grooming victim, in a sense, and that explains a lot of his weirdness and the fact that he scammed himself into becoming supposedly the richest man on the planet. Or maybe he really does still consider himself to be a kike. I mean, can you even get into a Hebrew school if you're not Jewish? >the eldest son of Errol and Maye has made it clear that he does not support hate speech. Why lie about this? Or be a Nazi-LARPer, for that matter? When you're Jewish by upbringing? >He said: "I grew up around a lot of Jewish people. My name is very Jewish...super Jewish." He apparently thinks that his name is Jewish. Although I haven't found mention on ancestry sites of if its a Christian or Jew name, only that it's a vaguely Anglo/British name. Which is a red herring really. So maybe Musk really is a kike name. >I went to a Hebrew preschool. It seems that his Hebrew schooling lasted at least until high school. He just conveniently forgot about the rest of it. Bcus he's a Jew, so he talks like one. >Elon Musk was born to Errol in 1971 You mean born to Maye? His mom gave birth to him, not his dad? Idiot writer.

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<Jew Nazi-LARPer fails to understand that the NATSOCs put "Socialist" in their name in the 1920s to troll the German Communists and convert members from them There were NATSOCs who actually did consider themselves to be unironically socialist, left-wing and with an anti-capitalist, pro-worker focus... Those were the Strasserites. They got purged. The survivors either defected to the Communist side, or became "Third Positionists". Hitler and most of the "Nazis" considered themselves right-wing. But keep on going with this stupid canard, since you're fake anyway.
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New Casey thread Unironic Ralphamale 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:43:49 ID: 8ea4c4 No.286106 [Reply]
Bitching about AI art made of him lately. Kind of lolzy haha https://www.deviantart.com/coolcsd1986/posts
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>>289903 The improved ai versions
>>289902 I've spent 0$ cuz I used ChatGPT and grok for free from my 150$ mobile phone. Cope harder
>>289905 <can't read Anyway, fuck your sand castle, fuck your fox women and fuck you.
shit nophono cares fan about
>>289908 Shit Daniel Lopez don't care about, like getting a job or quitting drugs

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