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Introducing Dynapaul Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:11:54 ID: 0ba0fd No.22474 [Reply]
Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Hyrule

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_of_Hyrule

1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Murakumo_Gekko

3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Mega_Man_ZX_Shippuden

5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Ivo_%22Eggman%22_Robotnik

A samurai version of Link

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Miharu

Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Hylia

But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Eggman_Empire

The High School Wars

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=high+school+war

the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Gekko_Family

The Great Grand Civil War

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Grand_Civil_War

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It doesn't matter what you say to me, or you sent me videos, I have been seeing negative words! I was born with Autisim. But, I don't want anymore this nonsense about my Dynapaul Wikia!
>>103598 Oh shit, is that you buddy?
But I have so many pictures. You have to stop saying bad words.... Don't you realize what your saying...It's coming from the tongue.
You were saying bad words that were from the tongue. I'm sensitive to anyone who keeps saying bad words.

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Sean "ShinGoji/SCGodzillaGuy" McGuinness Toad 05/19/2021 (Wed) 22:55:26 ID: c44690 No.103205 [Reply]
Just your average talentless 2000s webcomic creator suffering from TDS, or is he? His old webcomic, Twisted Kaiju Theatre, was created by playing with giant monster dolls action figures and consisted primarily of poop and sex jokes, of which he doubtlessly has no first hand experience outside of lizard shaped sex toys. Sometime in the middle of Trump's presidency, he decided that this highbrow humor didn't reflect the person he was and he no longer had a black roommate to shield himself from criticism, so he bawwleted all the old comics and replaced them with even less funny SJW pandering. He supplements his disability by selling bootleg Godzilla merchandise, posters, and even recast toys. For all of which there is no doubt that he does not have a license to produce. He really likes godzilla, and it is undeniably sexual in nature bickers he used to host full breasted pinup "Kaiju Girls" drawn by furfags on his website. Somehow this faggot has a wikipedia article (which he contributed to) about his comic, and it has escaped deletion for its complete irrelevancy. Most of it is outdated since it pertains to the deleted comics. Amazingly he has gotten worse at producing a webcomic, even lazy photo "comics", with over two decades of experience. The timing does not even resemble that of comedy and you have to scroll down a massive page to read the whole thing. His "art" can be found on the internet archive, and his homepage: https://www.neomonsterisland.com
I used to read this faggot's stuff when I was in middle school, after the start of the character's second hibernation beginning in 2004 and when there was fuck all going on in the western kaiju fandom. I don't remember a single thing about this comic aside from the guy being an elitist prick who had a serious hatred for the more popular niche of sprite comics, with his sperg rationale being that his "photography" was real art. More importantly, where is the funny part? How easily triggered is this soycuck, what are his social media accounts, and what is the best way to get a rise out of him? You can't just make a thread about a loser and not have a game plan.
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>>103270 His active social media is his twitter (https://twitter.com/neomonsterisle) where he retweets movieblob. He have had a now defunct SCGodzillaGuy twitter. He is also on facebook where he is the moderator of a "Godzilla and Kaiju Fanpage" which he uses as a political soapbox. The easiest way to get a rise out of him is to voice conservative opinions or opposition to the insertion of politics into a children's movie fandom, let him know Godzilla 1998 is your favorite and try to get him into an argument about its merits, explain that sprite comics take more effort than photocomics, or just tell him that he is not an artist for making shitty shoops and playing with dolls. Perhaps someone could let Toho and Legendary know an American who can easily be made an example of, in their kangaroo copyright courts, is profiting off of bootleg Godzilla merchandise. He doesn't even have a parody fair use defense for a lot of it. Apparently he's worn his politics on his sleeve for almost as long as he's been spewing visual diarrhea on the internet, but somehow still needed to delete his old comics for being politically incorrect. Could it be his newfound SJW buddies took a look at his past?
>>103275 Don't forget to bring up the fact that Monster Island Buddies is just a guy filming himself playing with toys and that he still found more success and respect. Looking at those flat, glassy eyes and skinny arms, this boy has been dead inside for a long while.
So did this guy hide the furry art out of shame or did his new fwends tell him he's literally raping fictional dinosaur women? I mean he's stupid either way, furfag artists with no scruples make bank on fetish commissions.
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Gameplay & Bitch Toad 12/18/2020 (Fri) 03:49:46 ID: 5faa27 No.93913 [Reply]
13208 JASPER RD FAIRFAX , VA 22033 Chantilly High School, VA graduation in 2001 Age: 38 Related to: Roy Mackert, 67Sharman Mackert, 63Brandon Mackert, 34 his jewtube channel and other social media https://www.youtube.com/user/austinmackert https://www.ifpapinball.com/player.php?p=12859 http://implantgames.com/about https://www.patreon.com/gameplayandtalk https://www.twitch.tv/amackert https://calice.snowcrash.fun/users/amackert https://steamcommunity.com/id/amackert I know he has an atariage account and I assume its: https://atariage.com/forums/profile/31247-lentzquest/ ,,, Trust me this /cow/ will produce julay if you poke him a little.

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Infinity Cup poll Toad 04/23/2021 (Fri) 19:36:56 ID: 3c9746 No.101255 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
we don't care, pedo.
>>101258 >we Tbf >we rlly don't care about the pedo defense cup.
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>>101262 Like I said.
gay
It's a fake spam message. They're trying to recruit a personal army.

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Whatever happened to Smiley? Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 23:47:48 ID: 185723 No.10379 [Reply]
Latest heard of on mewch/fringe/, the last incarnation of his wizardry board, he was posting from a fast food diner after spending 10 days in the mental ward. Supposedly homeless and has not been heard of since. Considering his previous activities online, he would have to be either locked up or dead to be kept away from imageboards.
Do anyone know anything about his whereabouts?
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>>36116 fringechan was the best
>>36126 There really needs to be a concerted effort to find the lost sheep of /fringe/. All the other big boards have been somewhat salvaged, but /fringe/ got hit HARD and nobody is talking about it.
>>36070 his steam says he is online rn. What ever happened to STI?
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Smiley today lol
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>>100971 JC in heavens... This well tuned perfectly shaped body... The look of this face, so sexy, so intellectual... That look of a lost generation. So saddening all this will go to waste - not. kek

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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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Is OP still alive?
>>96299 maybe. he was in some /k/ threads last year but since has gone all but silent.
>>29354 Based as fuck. Where are you anon?
>>29354 god willing i will end there myself, no bills and no work only care is where to get food and water
>>29354 I seriously hope you at least know how to make knots, ropes and work the wood, else you are little more than a hobo... i mean you even made your tent in a goddamn puddle.

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Anonymous 05/31/2020 (Sun) 04:14:35 ID: f2a526 No.58837 [Reply]
Anyone remember the old days of YouTube trolling crews? These were the years when you could produce direct video responses to a specific user, creating dialogues from all these back-and-forth videos. A result of these was the rise of YouTube trolls. With the mass normalization of the internet and the subsequent rise in YouTube's popularity during 2007, people uninitiated with the seedier side didn't really know how to deal with trolls. Trolling was still a foreign concept to most of the internet, so it wasn't hard riling up users thinking YouTube was their safe space. From 2007 to perhaps 2011, Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (FCTC) and Patriotic Nigras rose to infamy, but there were other lesser known trolling crews and even some distinct personalities who gained notoriety for tackling controversial topics while claiming to be independent from any particular group. Most of them have long since become inactive and YouTube's sanitization has effectively salted the earth, but their exploits are still fondly remembered by those who there to witness. Anyone got memories to share?
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>>59195 yeah, look at redditkur
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>>58837 There WAS a time where trolling on youtube was a golden era of lulz. Before it morphed into some e-drama for wealth and fame, joggers like keemstar used to grief on halo and I ain't gonna lie, some shit was legit funny. Now, everything is just trollshielding or just moralfaggotry. I am legit annoyed when kids play online and scream my eardrums off. Also that little fucking twerp who never bothered to even play the game and just spergs around on multiplayer being the absolute definition of a fucking handicap and a pain in the ass. Children should not be allowed on the internet. I don't fucking care what your counter-argument is. They just shouldn't and should be bullied on sight. in fact of course fam I wouldn't feel bad trolling a kid into busting his computer pretending to be Twitch/Microsoft tech support and telling him to apply glue to his fans and pour butter and salt on his hard drive.
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who is this?
>>59345 >back when keem was just a troll in FAG Ye he was a lot funnier back than.
>>99672 Your mom lmao

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Toad 03/14/2021 (Sun) 01:26:34 ID: 3d9b74 No.99029 [Reply]
Multiversial_Encyclopedia_Wiki >all run by this one autistic guy https://greatmultiverse.fandom.com/wiki/User:The_Fare_Doctor https://greatmultiverse.fandom.com/wiki/User_talk:The_Fare_Doctor with such gems as: Axis_of_Empires https://greatmultiverse.fandom.com/wiki/Axis_of_Empires Grand Imperial Union of the Combine Race https://greatmultiverse.fandom.com/wiki/Grand_Imperial_Union_of_the_Combine_Race there is so much to dig through here and this guy is practically Terry Davis tier. > 4,761 Pages

Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Toad 11/03/2020 (Tue) 17:45:05 ID: 13edc2 No.89421 [Reply]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/japan/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards. Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is grossly prematurely balding at 22. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>98837 >digging it's a furry term, like yiffing?
/cow2hu/trannies are so dumb, they forgot searchbyimage is a thing. But at the least I'm glad knowing they actively search for furry gay on twatter
>>98823 read the bible
>>98819 >>98877 same about you two, go read the bible instead of spenting your day fapping to anime and gay shit or circle jerking each other on servers
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Anonymous 01/12/2020 (Sun) 21:10:51 ID: 30052d No.27034 [Reply]
PPP is sperging out in his Discord.
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>>27433 dubs of true
>>27433 nice cope
>>60621 He cucked to the Гунт long ago and now streams regularly with Cokeski
>platespics
for real, it's platespic faked shit or real? I know that P P P had actual butthurt discussions on discord with Zachfag and even Molifag bc I read some of those by myself back then

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