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Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 01:33:55 ID: d16af4 No.22765 [Reply]
Sweet Christ he has a national anthem about himself.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Zero_to_Hero

>Bless my soul
>Paul was on a roll
>Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
>What a pro
>Paul could stop a show
>Point him at a monster and you're talking S.R.O.
>He was a no one
>A zero, zero
>Now he's a honcho
>He's a hero
>Paul was a kid with his act down pat

>From zero to hero
>In no time flat
>Zero to hero
>Just like that
>When he smiled
>The girls went wild with "ooh"s and "aah"s
>And they slapped his face on every vase
(on every "vase")

>From appearance fees and royalties
>Our Paul had cash to burn
>Now nouveau riche and famous
>He could tell you what's a Grecian urn!

>Say amen
>There he goes again
>Sweet and undefeated
>And an awesome 10 for 10
>Folks lined up
>Just to watch him flex
>And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs

>Paul Gekko, he comes he sees, he conquers
>Honey, the crowds were going bonkers
>He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
>From zero to hero
>A major hunk
>Zero to hero
>And who'd have thunk?

>Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"?
>Paul Gekko!
>Whose daring deeds are great theater?
>Paul Gekko!
>Is he bold?
>No one braver
>Is he sweet?
>Our favorite flavor

>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko
>Paul Gekko

>Bless my soul
>Paul was on a roll
>He's in training
>Riding high
>And the nicest guy
>Not conceited

>He was a nothin'
>A zero, zero
>Now he's a honcho
>He's our hero
>He hit the heights at breakneck speed

>From zero to hero
>Paul is a hero
>Now he's a hero

>Wait and See!
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>>22765 >>22766 Kiwifag cuckchanners need to get gassed, holy shit.
Yikes
>>22765 If you'e going to phonepost, learn how to crop
Cozy - c0zy America First - 4merica first jcaesar187 - 3than jcaesar187 - r4lph foxdickfarms -k1wifarms
Interesting thread

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Awful Deviantart/Furfag/fetish/autist art Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 04:39:22 ID: 3360b3 No.17833 [Reply]
Post what you got. The more fetishes and worse art the better

First two images are the legendary half-dude and the last two are https://www.deviantart.com/wolfcariocharlotte/gallery/
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>>18443
This thread is about awful DA stuff, not the greatest epic of our times
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I can't possibly write something to do these profiles justice https://www.deviantart.com/bluekoa64/art/EBP-Character-Bio-726245215 https://www.deviantart.com/gloriabomfim201 9/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCskwlrBZO3YO7dToqao89Yg/videos This profile has thousands of drawings of "wereroaches"
Interesting thread

The eurasian tiger drama Anonymous 12/22/2019 (Sun) 16:08:33 ID: 9dfb1e No.24206 [Reply]
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>>24571 harsh but.... his grandparents do love it when he visits
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>People on /cow/ are actually reproducing Mail order brides were a mistake.
>>24586 The Incel Revolution and its consequences have been a tragedy for the human race
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Interesting thread

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 7 Unironic Ralphamale 06/12/2026 (Fri) 05:45:01 ID: 43958b No.287947 [Reply] [Last]
Face Transplant Edition
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SHE WON Jocelyn 07/18/2026 (Sat) 01:40:41 ID: e8555d No.289112 [Reply]
Bow down to your new DDOS queen, Lopez
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>>289245 *Farts loudly*
>>289245 That's why she's a horrorcow
>>289112 i'd lick her pussyhole clean
>>289241 Everything has trouble staying up around Elain3
>>289234 >Why would this belong on a lolcow forum and not some OSINT forum? Do you think child abuse is funny? its almost as if lolcow forums attract sadists or something.

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Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]
God, you're pathetic.
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>>283866 Sean why do this? Just to hide your thread?
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I will not be watching the Odyssey this weekend.
>>289075 Have ya ever tried reading it?

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MisatoDX4/Aeromatic/Nicholas Fedorov/Nicholas Foxworth/Lord Foxworth/Stimp general Anonymous 09/04/2019 (Wed) 01:26:25 ID: e2556e No.5327 [Reply]
He started posting again after 8ch went down lol. It didn't last long though since no popular artist in any 4chan/[s4s] clique wants to retweet him anymore (most likely because of pedo shit). So other than a couple low effort drawings that you can find on his twitter @MisatoDX4, most cocks are kept within his discord friend groups.
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>>40121 >admitting to being a foxdick
Being trans is the future Being hapa is a blessing Being transbian is redpilled and based
Que zukulento
The lodge kicked his ass out, lmao honestly don't doubt he's drunk off his ass playing around in traffic right now
Hey look I found Lidl Drip

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ADF trans lateenks antifa soldier Toad 11/24/2020 (Tue) 23:59:31 ID: 4d2f65 No.91125 [Reply]
Our boy got tweeted about by Andy Ngo and got an article written about his courage fighting the fascist menace. https://thepostmillennial.com/violent-portland-antifa-pepper-sprayed https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1331340810881699840 The Post Millennial can report the verified identity of one of the masked Antifa militants involved in pepper-spraying people at a pro-police protest in Portland last week. Isabel Rosa Araujo, formerly known as Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, is a 35-year-old Portland-based transsexual Antifa militant with a history of extremism. Araujo was part of a group of around 20 Antifa in black bloc who confronted a small conservative pro-police rally last Thursday afternoon in downtown Portland. The two sides argued with each other outside the Justice Center before Araujo, who was wearing a gas mask, used bear mace against one of the right-wing protesters. She was not arrested for assault. Though this was the latest incident involving Araujo, she has a long history of far-left extremism that once caught the attention of federal authorities. Originally from New Jersey and a one-time Philadelphia resident, Araujo is a prominent Antifa militant in Portland known for creating propaganda drawings and her participation in protests. Under various monikers, she posts obsessively about Antifa and Maoist politics. She even has an Antifa tattoo on her chest. On her blog, “Ramblings of a Black-Clad Trans Femme,” Araujo wrote in a March 2019 entry under the pen name “Crime Minister of Antifa” that she was investigated by the U.S. Secret Service and Philadelphia law enforcement in 2008 after drawing a graphic cartoon showing late Republican Arizona senator John McCain being shot in the head. Araujo is also a prolific social media user under various anonymously-run accounts. On Mastodon, an unmoderated open-source social media network similar to Twitter, she posts under the username “@AnarchaTransLatinx.” Many of her posts show photographs of her posing in black bloc with guns. Araujo has also made explicit threats against this reporter. In August 2019, she posted a photograph of a person she stalked in Portland who she believed to be Andy Ngo. Later in the year she wrote: “Can someone empty a few bullets on Andy Ngo please?” In November 2019, she asked, “So is anyone going to volunteer to help with putting a cap in Andy Ngo's doxxing / kill list creating ass?”

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Good seeing ADF hasn't changed a bit except getting fatter and uglier.
Mlpol mapped out antifa's network and it is still archived Have fun. https://mlpol.net/mlpol/archive/288528
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Is he safe? I recall him being homeless when I last saw him on the old /cow/. I haven't heard about Robb in years and ADF was his best friend. I can't say I fear for Andy Ngo's life when he, while calling himself a journalist, failed to spell "doxing" correctly.
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>>91125 antifa faggots nazi boys are happening now
Bumping for the answer to >>275609. >>91134 >>91140 >>117389 >>117406 >>275041 >>286897 /cow/ has always been apolitical and the six of you have never not been faggots worthy of your own threads.

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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>>288197 You need therapy for your Tranny Derangement Syndrome if you genuinely think K1W1 birds hatching out of eggs has anything to do with trooning out and is not just a cute reference to the websites name and a creative way to make the donation bar less boring. It wasn't even J0sh's idea.
>>288200 <hatching out of eggs has anything to do with trooning out Yes Dan please tell everyone again how you're a complete retard.
>>288207 Sean trying to fuck trannies for years has really scrambled your brain. No, normal people do not associate birds hatching out of eggs with trannies. Lay off the HRT and tranime cartoons.
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>>288211 <trying to fuck trannies for years Still no signs of self-awareness from Dan.
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>>288214 Look, I'm samefag as >> 288158, I've got hundreds more screencaps where that came from, most from Onionfarms. I wish Danny & Sean would both STFU, they're poisoning the well when it comes to discussions about Jersh.

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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>>270209 He unironically frequents cakekike /interracial/ board. Yakuzapedo doesn't know if he wants to be white or black. I think it's in this limbo that a lot of guys like him (brownoids incels) live.
I haven't been on my prolapsed butthole for two months, and without any surprise I see that Yakuzapedo continues talking about black porn "stars", "menko" and pathetically trying to be funny and interact with people half his age.
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Yakuzapedo, G​AMERGATE lover forever!

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