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Emily Artful Toad 06/16/2021 (Wed) 16:14:33 ID: 5971ea No.106361 [Reply]
Ok bro's I don't know much about this person. But I stumbled upon this entirely schizophrenic woman's video. It might be interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3xHC4GwNrQ here is a related video about the drama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AioU7yTjUQ I am a suspicion this is all Kayfab to get e-fame.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>106367 As I understand it she went to a Goober Gobber ant-feminist phase and the dude she was dating at the time is apart of that clique and the Dudes new GF, who seems like the type of person who would use Foxdicks, was allegedly trying to turn her into a lolcow with false allegations or something. This allegedly has been exposed and the video was a tell all on how she was stalked by the internet. Yet all I can find is people Grifting off the drama trying to dunk on this CreepShow person and asking for Likes and Subscriptions. Thus I have a hunch this is all Kayfabe with CreepShow involved designed to get e-fame. There is some talk about it over on the FoxDicks that I found when trying to dig into it. I just found it today, bickers Jewtube algorithm put it in my feed but apparently this all dropped on Sunday. Its an autistic rabbit whole that I don't have too much time to dig into. Which is why I brought it here, bickers perhaps JMK or King of Pol will use there power of autism to unmask the truth.
^reddit spacing... wew, didn't realize bickers I had the quick replay window so small. They looked like proper paragraphs. >she went to a she went through a*
>>106370 Don't count on JMK or bryan dunn but I might look into it as it seems interesting.
Try posting here, more ppl know about her: https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/820866.html#q820866

/PTG/ Lolcow Thread??? Toad 11/27/2020 (Fri) 08:25:21 ID: bb826b No.91428 [Reply]
Lets discuss some magapede/right wing lolcows and their retardation and stupidity or just post images of them being insufferable faggots.
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sauce on the "discord mags trannie"?
friendly remember, bb826b is a repressor faggot and also some special flavor of commie snowflake projecting his own fuck up problems over the others.
>>98376 cope commie the communism in chilie is now a hoppean anticom state COPE AND SEETH

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Dream is FAT AS FUCK Clayton Ray Huff 06/14/2021 (Mon) 04:00:39 No.105996 [Reply]
Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
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you have to go back to lolcow site, faggot.
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Surviving Life Ron Swanson , Cultist ,predator and Utuber Toad 09/12/2020 (Sat) 09:29:30 ID: 23bd84 No.82141 [Reply]
Anyone know this E-shilleb Ron Swanson Hes running a channel against pedophiles so he can watch cp all day and when it gets dark he starts grooming survivors of abuse to be his slave in a sex cult There is such much evidence thrown out i've been farming for 2 weeks already Pic related
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The Scottish idiot is very light in tone Wolfstar being used to shitskin tits is not my problem in fact of course Decemberchan is back Pedophiles can of course
I'm shocked that surviving life is a scumbag company. How is this possible? What would be the reason that Rocco and his own Network of criminals behaves worse than the mafia? Let's ask our selves that question?
Ron Swanson is a monster and so are his fans. Let me Focus on that. He is pushy, arrogant, defensive when you give him a opinion about him or his fans: he disrupt the agenda He side track the discussion He interrupts repeatedly He is feign ignorance He make's an unfounded accusation against a person. Makes terroristic threats, when things do not go his way. Calling someone a racist or a Pedo finds it funny for example. This tactic is used to discredit a person in the eyes of the public. I notice Lindsey Hensley like's to discredits survivors acting just like him and anyone she come's in contact with. Which she is always begging for Ron to go after people on his newest Fb page. Send him a friend request and see for yourself. It is pretty lulzy and pathetic. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100042892819242 Angela Pharris similar but she would say " that about lindsey." She post it in Mckamey Manor Rejects. https://www.facebook.com/groups/MMRejects

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That's quite a lot of information. These people are just autistic. They play the victim and like the victim be the bully and be the bully going right back to the victim. After they poke their own fingers in a hornets nest. Wonder if this is the Off-branch series of Surviving Life and they even speak like their Larping leader Ron. https://youtu.be/EMCl9-_ZrfI
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I was a subscriber to Surviving Life for almost 2 years & during this time sent several quite significant "donations" through YT and his 'direct payment' source, plus I was a fee-paying YT 'Member' and Patreon contributor for a year. Originally, I believed that it was a great channel with good intentions for raising awareness about & stopping predators, pedophiles, child abuse, exploitation of vulnerable people... but sadly there is now undeniable proof that "Ron Swanson" himself, was guilty of some of these activities, possibly with the support or enabling of Wolfstar & the rejected lot, who were rejected, "out of all " the "Mckamey Manor," groups on CensorBook. I have seen all the evidence on the Discord server (warning that it contains a lot of swearing [mostly by "Ron"], detailed descriptions of sexual fetishes, descriptions of traumas from survivors, etc), and have spoken directly to many of his victims of his scams ("including the real survivors of MM,") threats against people's lives, kids being brought up & exposed, terrorist threats, doxing, fraud, sexual misconduct, inappropriate behaviour, everything. This also including the rejected ("MM crazies proof against them^.") Lying is this groups favorite passion and discrediting everyone. Their goal, is to "act" like a completely ("obnoxious fools.") Naturally, they threw blame for, "all these plans", against "innocent people." To be a must, focus. On the original perpetrator of Swanson's problems, or these rejected, "MM crazies." They really do, make it look like, "Ron is innocent, including themselves." As, they thrive for discrediting everyone that was "used," "exploited," "lied about," "scammed" and "much worse." Ron and them, will manipulate things, so the "press" and "Drama lovers" show, up first. They have a real, credibility problem. I have witness KeriSue Lauren, turning, "her back" with a "pre written up." Scripts, that fit the behind, the curtains agenda. In a private organized "HATE crimes online." That was released publicly online. I have witness, her wanting revenge, & setting innocent people up, that once were, her own friends. She publicly defamed, and shamed. She, "declared war" on "MMT" in two, she wanted that group and history taken down. I witness her careless act and trolling people. She, was not victim as " she publicly claims." To be, but a revengeful beast right, after Wolfstar, kicked, her out of the fb group. These people ("do not care") for any victims, who are survivors. Ron and them proved this over and over. Even in the most recent live. They discredited everyone on "Foz channel."("including Ron's ex network .") I witness them defending, Ron once again. They also, given numerous excuses, for Wolf, right after ('' everyone witness") himself posting up, ("child pornography"). Right, on his very own "Youtube" channel. ("I have personally,") witness them all. Gang stalk innocent people, just blaming "blindly" "falsely accusing," folks online. I know they, did not do bickers Ron had given his log in details to some of the ex mods. MM people were not involved. It just blows my mind, "Ron & them" are, still continuing to just ("SCAM,LIE,HARASS,STALK&BULLY") Lindsey tried doing that on ("Ron's FB profile.") "I" witness her wanting, money from everyone, & demand us or him, to actually ("HELP.") Her out? So everyone then & current question's. Why she did, not go down, with her ex husband? She, is just as bad, if not as worse as ("Ron") is? Everything, is about her. The world is against her, and there is a good reason, she cannot see her own kid? The same goes for ("Ron?") https://www.reddit.com/r/clevelandtn/comments/hcgckm/cleveland_courts/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYkcVxqraro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38hcTf9D5es

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Anonymous 04/18/2020 (Sat) 00:59:48 ID: 24a67b No.44234 [Reply]
So I'm sure everyone here has probably seen this fatass lately, since there's one obsessed guy (that's probably just him) shilling his videos hard on 4chan and other altchans. Well /tv/ did some digging on Frank and it turns out he's another "shitposter with long embarrassing/incriminating internet history" cow. Frank Hassle is a friend of Sam Hyde (another eceleb/fourchan comedian that's a confirmed tranny fucker/pedophile). His most popular video is the one where him and Sam Hyde track down some pajeet on tinder that wants to have sex with an """underage girl""" in her late teens or some shit. The usual clickbait wannabe chris hansen "pedo hunt". Well, it turns out, our pal Cameron has also said some very pedophilic things in the past, like threatening to rape someone's five year old daughter (sauce: https://youtu.be/djkxztTLzKA?t=16). Right now, this guy is getting fucked with by various people on /tv/ and he's locking everything under a paywall. Despite his obsession with messing with people in public, he's very weak minded and lashes out at criticism. It's common trope in Sam's inner circle of buddies.
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>>44234 I feel kind of bad for him, imagine you meet your hero and he wants to work with you, but instead of acting in his films and becoming famous he straps a gopro to your head and uses your autism to get you into public fights for a bumfights web series.
>>44728 can explain it?
>>44234 What is that officespace? Does Sam run HW shit out of there?
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heres some more of him
>>104799 them niggas looks hungry dat white cuck look like some good ribs fo da bar-b-q...

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Right Wing Lolcows: Julay World Edition Anonymous 09/21/2019 (Sat) 06:57:00 ID: d079ee No.8369 [Reply] [Last]
Dug around the archives, could not find archives of the certain versions of the general. I'll try to fix that should 8cuck return once again. Anyway here's what I did scrounge up-

prequel: https://archive.fo/XSIa7
Origin: https://archive.fo/H3zf4
#3: https://archive.fo/7xJRR
Q-LARP: https://archive.fo/KbdHy

Examples from the various threads I remember
>GamerGate including Davis Aurini and Jordan Owens, that crew
>Chris Cantwell, the Crying Nazi.
>Mike Cernovich, the "Alpha" who smears random people as pedos for attention
>Sinead McCarthy, White nationalist that doesn't believe trees are real
>Gayben/Moleman9000, Navaverse creator & registered republican voter
>Alphablaster, MAGApede TF2/Zelda sperg featured prominently in #3's OP.
>Religious weirdos lke Pat Robertson
>The republican party establishment & anti-Trumpers like Glenn Beck
>Jordan Peterson & his lobster autists, the saviors of western civilization
>All of the triggered /pol/ spergs who are upset /cow/ is capable of laughing at them because lolcows are an apolitical concept

I'd live to put forward Billy Usher of OneAngryGamer as a candidate for his own thread at some point to.
>always mad and outraged about dumb shit
>incapable of handling himself on twatter https://archive.fo/qC1ic
>is a cuck for Star Citizen
>regularly chimps out at people disagreeing in his comments section. http://archive.fo/0nbJF
just find the OAG thread on foxdicks it's incredible watching him continue to decline, especially after KiA removed him from their whitelist/approved sites.

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>>12338 he's not right wing he's a homosexual. a liar and a murderer.
>>98190 Cope more
>>12338 Yes. >>98190 >thinking those things disqualify him from holding right-wing political views.
>>98190 calm down, P P P

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Jacob Stellmach/Aediot Toad 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:19:13 ID: 921132 No.101732 [Reply]
Current impostor admin of encyclopedia dramatica. A colossal faggot,who gets reamed so hard he has to wear ass napkins who is famous for putting static banner adds for camgirl sites on ed, fucking up the site and loosing everything, bringing the site back with no images and a broken search function, and trademarking ed so he can get rid of dramatica.online (which actually has a function version of the site). Recently he went on foxdick and doxed his ex-girlfriend Adezero (the same slag who was fucking the Гунт) and release her nudes. This backfired in spectacular fashion when Ade revealed that his asshole has been reamed so hard that he has to wear ass napkins to keep the shit from leaking out. He claims his ass is broke bickers his dad raped him when he was a kid, while Ade claims he gets reamed by G​AMERGATEs daily. She also claims that he would hide his ass napkins around the house and she had to clean them up. https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38648120
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>>102222 It would only be worth note if it somehow turned out the administrators of even a single lolcow-orientated site Weren't Jews.
I find it hilarious that the guy acting like some sort of hardcore darknet hacker/doxxxer is a literal jew, a fat fuck, a "nice guy" and literally has shit and dirty napkins running down his legs every day What a perfect metaphor for your average modern day ED poster Is it true that Likeicare keeps CP, for "trolling purposes"? Mr. Assnapkins himself said as much
Jesus christ, ED really always gets fucked and worse with each admin.
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Kikes shame themselves every day, where's the funny part about this fuck specifically?
>>103739 its a dead resource of cliquers from the 00's.

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Introducing Dynapaul Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:11:54 ID: 0ba0fd No.22474 [Reply]
Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.



1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.


3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.


5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)


A samurai version of Link


Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.


But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.


The High School Wars


the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko


The Great Grand Civil War


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No Updates on Videos.
It doesn't matter what you say to me, or you sent me videos, I have been seeing negative words! I was born with Autisim. But, I don't want anymore this nonsense about my Dynapaul Wikia!
>>103598 Oh shit, is that you buddy?
But I have so many pictures. You have to stop saying bad words.... Don't you realize what your saying...It's coming from the tongue.
You were saying bad words that were from the tongue. I'm sensitive to anyone who keeps saying bad words.

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Sean "ShinGoji/SCGodzillaGuy" McGuinness Toad 05/19/2021 (Wed) 22:55:26 ID: c44690 No.103205 [Reply]
Just your average talentless 2000s webcomic creator suffering from TDS, or is he? His old webcomic, Twisted Kaiju Theatre, was created by playing with giant monster dolls action figures and consisted primarily of poop and sex jokes, of which he doubtlessly has no first hand experience outside of lizard shaped sex toys. Sometime in the middle of Trump's presidency, he decided that this highbrow humor didn't reflect the person he was and he no longer had a black roommate to shield himself from criticism, so he bawwleted all the old comics and replaced them with even less funny SJW pandering. He supplements his disability by selling bootleg Godzilla merchandise, posters, and even recast toys. For all of which there is no doubt that he does not have a license to produce. He really likes godzilla, and it is undeniably sexual in nature bickers he used to host full breasted pinup "Kaiju Girls" drawn by furfags on his website. Somehow this faggot has a wikipedia article (which he contributed to) about his comic, and it has escaped deletion for its complete irrelevancy. Most of it is outdated since it pertains to the deleted comics. Amazingly he has gotten worse at producing a webcomic, even lazy photo "comics", with over two decades of experience. The timing does not even resemble that of comedy and you have to scroll down a massive page to read the whole thing. His "art" can be found on the internet archive, and his homepage: https://www.neomonsterisland.com
I used to read this faggot's stuff when I was in middle school, after the start of the character's second hibernation beginning in 2004 and when there was fuck all going on in the western kaiju fandom. I don't remember a single thing about this comic aside from the guy being an elitist prick who had a serious hatred for the more popular niche of sprite comics, with his sperg rationale being that his "photography" was real art. More importantly, where is the funny part? How easily triggered is this soycuck, what are his social media accounts, and what is the best way to get a rise out of him? You can't just make a thread about a loser and not have a game plan.
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>>103270 His active social media is his twitter (https://twitter.com/neomonsterisle) where he retweets movieblob. He have had a now defunct SCGodzillaGuy twitter. He is also on facebook where he is the moderator of a "Godzilla and Kaiju Fanpage" which he uses as a political soapbox. The easiest way to get a rise out of him is to voice conservative opinions or opposition to the insertion of politics into a children's movie fandom, let him know Godzilla 1998 is your favorite and try to get him into an argument about its merits, explain that sprite comics take more effort than photocomics, or just tell him that he is not an artist for making shitty shoops and playing with dolls. Perhaps someone could let Toho and Legendary know an American who can easily be made an example of, in their kangaroo copyright courts, is profiting off of bootleg Godzilla merchandise. He doesn't even have a parody fair use defense for a lot of it. Apparently he's worn his politics on his sleeve for almost as long as he's been spewing visual diarrhea on the internet, but somehow still needed to delete his old comics for being politically incorrect. Could it be his newfound SJW buddies took a look at his past?
>>103275 Don't forget to bring up the fact that Monster Island Buddies is just a guy filming himself playing with toys and that he still found more success and respect. Looking at those flat, glassy eyes and skinny arms, this boy has been dead inside for a long while.
So did this guy hide the furry art out of shame or did his new fwends tell him he's literally raping fictional dinosaur women? I mean he's stupid either way, furfag artists with no scruples make bank on fetish commissions.

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Gameplay & Bitch Toad 12/18/2020 (Fri) 03:49:46 ID: 5faa27 No.93913 [Reply]
13208 JASPER RD FAIRFAX , VA 22033 Chantilly High School, VA graduation in 2001 Age: 38 Related to: Roy Mackert, 67Sharman Mackert, 63Brandon Mackert, 34 his jewtube channel and other social media https://www.youtube.com/user/austinmackert https://www.ifpapinball.com/player.php?p=12859 http://implantgames.com/about https://www.patreon.com/gameplayandtalk https://www.twitch.tv/amackert https://calice.snowcrash.fun/users/amackert https://steamcommunity.com/id/amackert I know he has an atariage account and I assume its: https://atariage.com/forums/profile/31247-lentzquest/ ,,, Trust me this /cow/ will produce julay if you poke him a little.

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