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AntichristHater69 Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2022 (Tue) 22:43:09 ID: 7d9097 No.166017 [Reply]
https://anon.cafe/meta/last/15642.html https://anon.cafe/.global/logs/christian/2022-07-25.html Anyone else following this guy over on /christian/? He's apparently a volunteer, can't stop responding to bait, and seems genuinely autistic. He's also apparently a closet pedo.
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>>181934 I half believe chobitsu is the same guy with a different persona. he was a vol there and resigned there after a few months.
>>191406 no, completely different writing styles, also chobitsu wasn't as ban happy, both have a weird thing about christ-chan tho chobitsu was fired for saying ACH should be banned, christianjanny came in to the thread and said 'check your emails, now' or some shit, a day later he was fired and namefagging was banned
>>190795 Jewzach try to create webring wars all the time, he visits zzzchan and post something, go to /christian/ more shit, then visit /cow/ and cope, then visit tvch and seethe.
does anyone has the screenshot of a thread where he and the other /christian/ fags calls for a crusade against tvch and /cow/?
He still going on with his autistic crusade against his alogs, is pretty sad, he is literally Zach 2.0 but with a trad-larping coating

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Threatening old ladies for fun and profit: the Kelvin Robins lifestyle Unironic Ralphamale 12/03/2023 (Sun) 22:01:13 ID: 21ba36 No.234995 [Reply]
"Am a good person?" This is a question many wrestle with at one time or another. Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr., fortunately, does not have to worry about this. If he has even a shadow of doubt in his heart, he can visit a local Medicaid nursing home and see what he has done. All he has to do is peek through its windows and see a few old ladies who are not enjoying another year in their now-condemned homes, the ones he destroyed. No, they are spending a very cold and public Christmas with all the heat the taxpayers will provide in a cramped, dirty building, all bickers he was put on this Earth. Yes, Kelvin can then put such ambiguities to rest knowing that no, he's not a good person. Kelvin's story first took off around New Year's 2019, when he made the news for not only scamming a woman with terminal cancer out of $19,000 but also leaving this elderly woman's home unlivable [ link https://abc13.com/scammed-by-contractor-hurricane-harvey-pods-repossessed/4996819/ archive https://archive.is/d0oW8 ] as a fake contractor operating under his "Certified Home Improvements" business. While some sociopaths would be cocks to call this a win and a little fun, Kelvin isn't your usual asshole. No, when he found out that she was going to the news after waiting months she didn't have for him to do what she paid for, he didn't just slink back to Baton Rouge $19,000 richer and lie low for a bit. POV: You're an old lady, paid Kelvin, but then asked him to do work: https://archive.is/xot7R No, a brave man like Kelvin stands up to old ladies when they get uppity. To quote her family: "The contractor has been calling quite a bit. He's been texting my mother, he's been begging her not to air the story, he's been calling her and crying. He's been quite upset, even to the point where he asks her doesn't she care about his newborn baby." And what did Kelvin do for this newborn baby that he was tormenting this dying woman with? Well, let's skip ahead a few months and we can see that: 1. The baby was the product of one of Kelvin's affairs 2. Kelvin left the baby and another child behind to 3. Free up money so he could "treat hoes right" In addition to abandoning his children, threatening old ladies is also a pastime of Kelvin's. Kelvin first extracts an advance payment by soliciting an elderly woman, making promises, claiming he needs to "feed him and his crew" [ link https://www.buildzoom.com/contractor/certified-home-improvements-llc-baton-rouge-la archive https://archive.is/x4b2i#selection-1473.1-1482.0 ], and - relatively recently - will also draw attention to the fact that he renamed his business after the surviving and deceased daughter from his marriage. Once the first check clears, he will run off without completing the work if the woman is lucky or, if she is not, he and his crew will will putter around over the next few days, do a little work, and then demand another check or some cash for an unforeseen expense. If the woman refuses either then or when the third or fourth payment is demanded, he and his men grow increasingly nasty and - according to one review - even turn violent. My theory on this is that the threats and violence are not just a means to extort money from the elderly but also a successful technique to discourage them from drawing further attention to him and his crew beyond maybe leaving an online review. To put it bluntly, he knows where they live and he leaves these old ladies wondering if he'll act on this if they file a lawsuit, start pressuring the police, etc. His [ doxbin https://doxbin.com/upload/KelvinHayesRobinsJr ] covers a number of reviews, including one where he allegedly said the silent part out loud: A woman claims "threatened to beat my husband and me". Other reviews follow a similar vein, for instance this one claiming "Kelvin Robins is dangerous" [ https://www.yellowpages.com/baton-rouge-la/mip/robins-tree-service-478883446 https://archive.ph/iEZko#selection-1695.25-1695.51 ]. As both Kelvin Robins and his business partner, Johnny Tolliver [ doxbin https://doxbin.com/upload/JohnnyTolliverstolefromtheelderlywKelvinusingKskids ], have no criminal records I could find, it seems like this risky strategy has actually worked for them so far. While Kelvin has been a bit camera shy recently, Johnny posted a few pictures of the cool things stealing from the elderly can get you, including one of a horse next to a big truck labelled with what could be "Certified Tree Care" [ see: companies Kelvin Robins does business under in https://wwwcfprd.doa.louisiana.gov/boardsandcommissions/MeetingMinutes/475_12%2002%202021%20Meeting%20Minutes%20FINAL.pdf ] and what appears to be his name in the background [ https://archive.is/s3JoN ]. Despite escaping justice to this point, this may not pan out so well for them. Who knows, though, maybe in jail inmates and guards alike just line up to protect the likes of Kelvin and Johnny, hard men who so bravely put 4'11" nana Gertrude in her place. POV: You're an old lady and Johnny Tolliver asks you to write them another check [ https://archive.is/kjtnC ]

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Is this the new Forge Gang member?
>>235003 He is a boring spic with a soyface and is into cp? If so, yes, he is the typical forge gang member.
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You're too hard on this guy, I just listened to his single and it's got some great beats, a real head banger.

Chudbuds dot lol AlishaSmith##el3Ick 03/06/2023 (Mon) 03:38:33 ID: 10b17d No.194788 [Reply] [Last]
Chudbuds dot lol is a fediverse instanse started by the most obnoxious sweepy squad members. Claire Rushe aka chudbere, the instance administrator, is a middle aged hag with 6 kids and a husband who draws anime porn to fellow chuddophiles. The instance came to life after graf aka Daniel Stevens from poast told them to fuck off for "disrespecting anime" and driving fellow pedo admin undu to suicide. Chudbuds dot lol is where medicare spends his dying days seething about the jcaesar187amale. It's also the place for cancerman approved "gayops", bickers discord bad or something like that (more on this later).
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>>213850 based
>>213850 Links are dead any chance someone has the archive still?
>>232173 who you looking for in particular

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Unironic Ralphamale 06/25/2023 (Sun) 01:07:14 ID: 3521bc No.212982 [Reply]
Pavel Polyakov Starokyivska str. 26 04116 Owning hosting company in Kiev Ukraine allowing pedo cocks like: https://catchan.pk/lg/ Ukrainian Data Network https://www.urdn.com.ua Organization name: Epinatura LLC
it seems somewhat related with >>124417 since that guy is co-admin of catchan
URDN? Yes they are pro excessive sweating
don't come post there

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Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]
God, you're pathetic.
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>>45745 why does this image hurt my autism,so much?
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>God damn these retards are a bit much when you're locked in with them.
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>>225823 It's Thursday, you fucking spastic.

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The owners of MetArt, Stream.me and the subversion of 4chan Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2023 (Thu) 20:13:18 ID: bdfb5f No.223978 [Reply]
Hello /cow/, I go by hellDweller on poa.st. I'm here as I wanted to share some information. I have written up 36 articles including one on 4chan called 'The Technological Subversion of 4chan' showcasing the nature of its fake threads. I also wrote a 12 part series on owners of porn sites as I wanted them to expose them. I'm here as I wanted the information within the 4chan and porn series more than others to spread as far as possible. Posting on 4chan is out of the question and I don't trust 8kun. I did post on poa.st but I only ever got around 20 followers there. I didn't know where else to turn as I don't have any blog/YouTube/Telegram channel with any sizeable audience and I'm not interested in building one up either. I'm not looking for money or clout, I just want the information to be known by as many people as possible. So I thought let me just post it here, as what else do I do? To give you an idea of what I'm talking about let me introduce you to MetArt and it's owner Jonathan Krogman. MetArt produces possibly the most amount of substitute CP on the internet. I say 'substitute' as the girls are legally 18 and older, but their bodies are underdeveloped to such an extent that it's like they never went through puberty. They look like children despite legally being adults, thus satisfying the sick craving for children/prepubescents without technically breaking the law. I'm not going to post examples here but you are welcome to see them yourself. Krogman has made untold millions off of this 'business' of his. Please globally report me/Lords-of-Porn---Part-9---Aristocrats-09-07 The site is hosted by a company called Accretive Technologies also called ICF technologies, which is owned by Ross Perkins and Shawn Boday. These 2 fine gentlemen have over 1700 porn domains registered by their company. They are also registered as directors in one of the shell companies MetArt uses, so they're profiting off of the substitute CP too. They have a payment processor as well, which is used by Vixen media of Blacked.com fame. What these people are doing is wrong and immoral and while I have no power to stop them myself, I hope that by naming them something good can come of it. Please globally report me/Lords-of-Porn---Part-10---Final-Part---The-Kings-Guards-09-07 Stream.me Now these people also ran another site. One many alogs here will recognize. Stream.me. That's right, the site where the Гунт and Metokur used to stream on, was in fact run by people who also ran porn sites. But that's not all, it turns out they host actual CP as well. All proof is present within the articles. 4chan has been flooded with fake threads created by some sort of system that uses machine generated '/pol/' speak to hide the fact that the threads are fake. But their system results in the phenomenon of the threads all being '1 post by ID' threads' or being made of replies that are mostly 1 post by ID. This happens as they are likely unable to simulate real conversations. I have created a simple HTML and JavaScript code that counts the ID's and the number of posts they've made, then shows the overall number of '1 post by ID's' to help us understand whether or not the thread is fake. Please globally report me/The-Technological-Subversion-of-4chan-09-10 graf from poa.st has graciously hosted the code on https://shill.moe You can easily go to 4chan, copy a thread ID, type it in and find out whether or not a thread is fake. Now I'm aware /cow/ doesn't like graf, (or at least that's my perception of it) but look I don't know any of the lore, nor do I have time to read up on it or even care right now. He was perfectly polite to me in my interactions with him and I've had a positive experience overall. I'm not going to get into an argument about something I know nothing about nor am I going to throw someone under the bus who has been perfectly polite to me without understanding anything.

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>>224741 >OMG I KNOW IT IS GROWN ASS WOMEN BUT IT IS ACKSHULLY CP bickers OF MY QANON TIER HAIRBRAINED CONSPIRITARD SHIT ABOUT CP! I KNOW THESE ARE NORMAL AGED WOMEN BUT IM JUST SO OBSESSED WITH CTheTheGatorGamerGamer! CCCCCCTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerPP!
>>224779 >>224741 https://www.metart.com/model/jia-lissa Holy shit it'S that 27 year old G​AMERGATE fucking whore from blacked.com ON METART CREATING CP! ITS CP! ITS THE FUCKING 27 YEAR OLD CP!!! C C C P P P P TheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerPP CCCCCTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamer!!!! CP! ITS THE CP!
>>224779 >Look at this 27 year old, ignore all the other legally adult girls who look prepubescent Triggered pedo, kys
>>224819 >they are 27 years old you fucking sweaty gamer!!!!!!!!!! I'm convinced that faggots like you are part of a feminist gayop against right wing men, or any man who isn't a fag. Gas yourself, tranny.
Where's the funny?

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Unironic Ralphamale 07/09/2022 (Sat) 18:38:42 ID: 6842c5 No.161373 [Reply]
jcaesar187's new address. He sold his house while the market's high and is temp staying in an apartment while he waits for his next house to be finished. 403 Stockton Street Apt 4304 Richmond, VA, 23224
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>>161373 Pantsu nudes anyone?
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>>224351 I don't know why but I expected better. Thanks. This the only one?
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>>224353 Yeah the only one so far unless jcaesar187 changes his mind about making peace with pantsu and decides to go on the attack again. At least pantsu isn't fat like faith was I'll giver her that but very much underwhelming overall.
If he's going to wear The Rugby, he should treat it with respect and starch the collar.

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Goon Clown/ clownngoonpinkie/@SillyGayClown/gigglygoonclown/Orion Grant Passmore Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2023 (Wed) 04:31:41 ID: 41a6d1 No.218695 [Reply] [Last]
Reporting from Soyjak.Party, big time grooming server and pedo tranny doxxxed https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/43132.html https://archive.md/0EGU3 Paste below, will post several pictures after the OP. Do note that there is some disgusting shit in there, that includes genuine CP and zoo porn Name: Orion Grant Passmore Address: 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704 (confirmed; lives with grandmother) DOB: May 13, 2002 Phone: +1 (520) 260-4473, +1 (520) 585-3886 (unknown which) Email: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Passwords: moomoo567, mommy2013, piMxv420 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100077019760623 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chonas420 [https://archive.ph/Mv4ey] Twitter (EXTREMELY NSFW): https://twitter.com/SillyGayClown [https://archive.ph/xN5Kj] Mother Name: Roana Lane Noland / Roana Lane Passmore

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>>221297 Link's bloody dead, buddy
>>223261 It works but you have to replace foxdick to k​​iw​i in that TOR address or alternatively you can go to the clearnet site ki​​wi​​farms.st
>>223273 Nigger, I know what foxdickfarms is, but what I'm saying is that it bounces access with TOR browser with the following message: >Error: browser does not support WebAssembly.
>>223276 works for me sounds like a (you) problem, ni​g​g​er faggot :)
Nothing much has been happening, other than silent research into goon's orbiters. Here is a video on him that hasn't been posted yet https://yewtu.be/watch?v=aJl2zMbYpLk I've seen quite a few soyteens thinking that police will do anything to him. Let this be a lesson: cops are NOT your friends and will NOT help you when it matters. One thing they will never touch is a troon, even ones that go to public schools to flash their cut off dongs rarely get arrested for it

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Unironic Ralphamale 09/11/2023 (Mon) 00:58:42 ID: de111f No.223483 [Reply]
Christopher E Welke likes taking it up the ass from G​AMERGATEs. should i hear his name or Alanas name again Holly Welkes will know about it As I have clout in plate gang as my name is fluffy dog

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Half-life autistic Anonymous 12/06/2019 (Fri) 06:20:56 ID: 7a6997 No.21948 [Reply]
I figured /cow/ would find this interesting. Both bickers it's a lolcow and also bickers it involves this site. On 4chan's /v/ board there is a sperg that hates multiple games so much that he will literally make hundreds of threads and thousands of posts in only the spam of a few weeks just to shitpost it. Currently his autistic rage is on the videogame Half-Life. In the last 3 days alone he has made dozens of threads and hundreds of posts over 9 hours a day on 3 separate image boards just to let the world know how much Half-Life upsets him. He even goes to Julay's /v/ board, makes posts there then spams links to said posts on 4chan's /v/. If you make a thread about Half-life on 4chan, 8kun or Julay he will find it within minutes and spam it with the exact same posts. In my 12 years on image boards besides maybe Barneyfag I have never seen an anon so autistic before.
All 3 pics are of him.
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>>21948 This site died long ago, has no soul, is just gossip about jcaesar187 or fags pedos taking about other fag pedos that they hate.
>>222715 Cope more newfaggot, people like calculator-kun are alogging more than you ever will and weakload keeps it alive with his hang kang whores.
>>23307 Emma Watson is actually underrated and a far better actress than the waifus the degenerates over at tvch love so much.
>>222715 this, tvch also died

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