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Dream is FAT AS FUCK Clayton Ray Huff 06/14/2021 (Mon) 04:00:39 No.105996 [Reply]
Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
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you have to go back to lolcow site, faggot.
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Surviving Life Ron Swanson , Cultist ,predator and Utuber Toad 09/12/2020 (Sat) 09:29:30 ID: 23bd84 No.82141 [Reply]
Anyone know this E-shilleb Ron Swanson Hes running a channel against pedophiles so he can watch cp all day and when it gets dark he starts grooming survivors of abuse to be his slave in a sex cult There is such much evidence thrown out i've been farming for 2 weeks already Pic related
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The Scottish idiot is very light in tone Wolfstar being used to shitskin tits is not my problem in fact of course Decemberchan is back Pedophiles can of course
I'm shocked that surviving life is a scumbag company. How is this possible? What would be the reason that Rocco and his own Network of criminals behaves worse than the mafia? Let's ask our selves that question?
Ron Swanson is a monster and so are his fans. Let me Focus on that. He is pushy, arrogant, defensive when you give him a opinion about him or his fans: he disrupt the agenda He side track the discussion He interrupts repeatedly He is feign ignorance He make's an unfounded accusation against a person. Makes terroristic threats, when things do not go his way. Calling someone a racist or a Pedo finds it funny for example. This tactic is used to discredit a person in the eyes of the public. I notice Lindsey Hensley like's to discredits survivors acting just like him and anyone she come's in contact with. Which she is always begging for Ron to go after people on his newest Fb page. Send him a friend request and see for yourself. It is pretty lulzy and pathetic. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100042892819242 Angela Pharris similar but she would say " that about lindsey." She post it in Mckamey Manor Rejects. https://www.facebook.com/groups/MMRejects

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That's quite a lot of information. These people are just autistic. They play the victim and like the victim be the bully and be the bully going right back to the victim. After they poke their own fingers in a hornets nest. Wonder if this is the Off-branch series of Surviving Life and they even speak like their Larping leader Ron. https://youtu.be/EMCl9-_ZrfI
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I was a subscriber to Surviving Life for almost 2 years & during this time sent several quite significant "donations" through YT and his 'direct payment' source, plus I was a fee-paying YT 'Member' and Patreon contributor for a year. Originally, I believed that it was a great channel with good intentions for raising awareness about & stopping predators, pedophiles, child abuse, exploitation of vulnerable people... but sadly there is now undeniable proof that "Ron Swanson" himself, was guilty of some of these activities, possibly with the support or enabling of Wolfstar & the rejected lot, who were rejected, "out of all " the "Mckamey Manor," groups on CensorBook. I have seen all the evidence on the Discord server (warning that it contains a lot of swearing [mostly by "Ron"], detailed descriptions of sexual fetishes, descriptions of traumas from survivors, etc), and have spoken directly to many of his victims of his scams ("including the real survivors of MM,") threats against people's lives, kids being brought up & exposed, terrorist threats, doxing, fraud, sexual misconduct, inappropriate behaviour, everything. This also including the rejected ("MM crazies proof against them^.") Lying is this groups favorite passion and discrediting everyone. Their goal, is to "act" like a completely ("obnoxious fools.") Naturally, they threw blame for, "all these plans", against "innocent people." To be a must, focus. On the original perpetrator of Swanson's problems, or these rejected, "MM crazies." They really do, make it look like, "Ron is innocent, including themselves." As, they thrive for discrediting everyone that was "used," "exploited," "lied about," "scammed" and "much worse." Ron and them, will manipulate things, so the "press" and "Drama lovers" show, up first. They have a real, credibility problem. I have witness KeriSue Lauren, turning, "her back" with a "pre written up." Scripts, that fit the behind, the curtains agenda. In a private organized "HATE crimes online." That was released publicly online. I have witness, her wanting revenge, & setting innocent people up, that once were, her own friends. She publicly defamed, and shamed. She, "declared war" on "MMT" in two, she wanted that group and history taken down. I witness her careless act and trolling people. She, was not victim as " she publicly claims." To be, but a revengeful beast right, after Wolfstar, kicked, her out of the fb group. These people ("do not care") for any victims, who are survivors. Ron and them proved this over and over. Even in the most recent live. They discredited everyone on "Foz channel."("including Ron's ex network .") I witness them defending, Ron once again. They also, given numerous excuses, for Wolf, right after ('' everyone witness") himself posting up, ("child pornography"). Right, on his very own "Youtube" channel. ("I have personally,") witness them all. Gang stalk innocent people, just blaming "blindly" "falsely accusing," folks online. I know they, did not do bickers Ron had given his log in details to some of the ex mods. MM people were not involved. It just blows my mind, "Ron & them" are, still continuing to just ("SCAM,LIE,HARASS,STALK&BULLY") Lindsey tried doing that on ("Ron's FB profile.") "I" witness her wanting, money from everyone, & demand us or him, to actually ("HELP.") Her out? So everyone then & current question's. Why she did, not go down, with her ex husband? She, is just as bad, if not as worse as ("Ron") is? Everything, is about her. The world is against her, and there is a good reason, she cannot see her own kid? The same goes for ("Ron?") https://www.reddit.com/r/clevelandtn/comments/hcgckm/cleveland_courts/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYkcVxqraro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38hcTf9D5es

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Introducing Dynapaul Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:11:54 ID: 0ba0fd No.22474 [Reply]
Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Hyrule

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_of_Hyrule

1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Murakumo_Gekko

3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Mega_Man_ZX_Shippuden

5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Ivo_%22Eggman%22_Robotnik

A samurai version of Link

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Miharu

Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Hylia

But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Eggman_Empire

The High School Wars

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=high+school+war

the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Gekko_Family

The Great Grand Civil War

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Grand_Civil_War

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It doesn't matter what you say to me, or you sent me videos, I have been seeing negative words! I was born with Autisim. But, I don't want anymore this nonsense about my Dynapaul Wikia!
>>103598 Oh shit, is that you buddy?
But I have so many pictures. You have to stop saying bad words.... Don't you realize what your saying...It's coming from the tongue.
You were saying bad words that were from the tongue. I'm sensitive to anyone who keeps saying bad words.

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Gameplay & Bitch Toad 12/18/2020 (Fri) 03:49:46 ID: 5faa27 No.93913 [Reply]
13208 JASPER RD FAIRFAX , VA 22033 Chantilly High School, VA graduation in 2001 Age: 38 Related to: Roy Mackert, 67Sharman Mackert, 63Brandon Mackert, 34 his jewtube channel and other social media https://www.youtube.com/user/austinmackert https://www.ifpapinball.com/player.php?p=12859 http://implantgames.com/about https://www.patreon.com/gameplayandtalk https://www.twitch.tv/amackert https://calice.snowcrash.fun/users/amackert https://steamcommunity.com/id/amackert I know he has an atariage account and I assume its: https://atariage.com/forums/profile/31247-lentzquest/ ,,, Trust me this /cow/ will produce julay if you poke him a little.

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Infinity Cup poll Toad 04/23/2021 (Fri) 19:36:56 ID: 3c9746 No.101255 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
we don't care, pedo.
>>101258 >we Tbf >we rlly don't care about the pedo defense cup.
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>>101262 Like I said.
gay
It's a fake spam message. They're trying to recruit a personal army.

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Whatever happened to Smiley? Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 23:47:48 ID: 185723 No.10379 [Reply]
Latest heard of on mewch/fringe/, the last incarnation of his wizardry board, he was posting from a fast food diner after spending 10 days in the mental ward. Supposedly homeless and has not been heard of since. Considering his previous activities online, he would have to be either locked up or dead to be kept away from imageboards.
Do anyone know anything about his whereabouts?
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>>36116 fringechan was the best
>>36126 There really needs to be a concerted effort to find the lost sheep of /fringe/. All the other big boards have been somewhat salvaged, but /fringe/ got hit HARD and nobody is talking about it.
>>36070 his steam says he is online rn. What ever happened to STI?
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Smiley today lol
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>>100971 JC in heavens... This well tuned perfectly shaped body... The look of this face, so sexy, so intellectual... That look of a lost generation. So saddening all this will go to waste - not. kek

phantom organization Toad 02/18/2021 (Thu) 18:18:13 ID: 8705db No.97673 [Reply]
is he ded? seems like his channel got taken down but I can't find any backup channels or alt-tech presence he was the go-to guy for me to keep up on the Гунт happenings whaddo i do nao
who fucking cares about that pedo furfag?
>>97703 oh i ain't kno dat
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>>97673 >fag organization
not your PA

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TTV Shitstorm Anonymous 07/04/2020 (Sat) 22:47:42 ID: 81d14d No.64557 [Reply]
Am I the only one here following this? Basically the Bionicle TTV forums started a contest to decide the canon appearance of the First Toa. So anyways most of the entries are over-designed pieces of shit that barely meet the guidelines (must be ancient and "disturbingly frail"), save for one entry, entrant #6, Bendryx (pic related). Surprisingly it got a lot of traction in the Bionicle community and soon took the lead, much to the annoyance of the TTV mods. They started to shit on the entry and began to shill the other entries. Cue 4chan's /toy/ (or specifically the dedicated Bionicle thread, /biog/) immediately go on the offensive and begin making alt accounts to keep Bendryx at the top of the poll. They've even recruited /b/ over the past few days and tonight, the final night of the poll, they've brought in /s4s/ and /r9k/.
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Noodle will rule TTV, assemble and conquer Anons !
Why Bionicle fans are such retards? I own Bionicle models, but I never cared about the "lore", and yet I see online so many trannies and other manchilds constantly caring about those shit to the point to annoying anyone around like other fuck up fandoms.
>>64557 bionicle has lore? This is like when I found out that not only does kangdom hearts have a storyline but there's an autistic shitstorm behind it. Nice work, OP. I wonder if some tranny will an hero due to this noodly lego winning.
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this is fucking hilarious holy shit >bendryx >those noodle arms >people MAD about this HAHAHAHAHAH
>>64559 >>64560 fucking G​AMERGATEs they ruined everything

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Euphoria Thread: A Sperg of our own! Anonymous 03/27/2020 (Fri) 22:28:49 No.41676 [Reply]
WARNING EUPHORIA MAY EDIT THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO DAMAGE CONTROL ITT: We document this sperg's tantrums and misbehavior >who is Euphoria? Euphoria is a rulecuck mod here on JulayWorld who can often be seen throwing tantrums over /abdl/ shiposts and others who criticize him. He is very passive-agressive and intolerant of all dissent. At the slighest arousal of butthurt within him he will begin spamming the thread with rage and editing any posts which reply to make fun of him. He is to be found in /meta/ and is very likely a proto-lowcow, or our very own CakeKike here on Julay. I would post more interesting screenshots but some of the major sperg outs are in threads which no longer exist from old Hunger Games. It will be fun to see what happens when this cow is poked
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>>90923 Hey dophin have you ever thought about the possibility of essayfag/2d anon being Euphoria?
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>>91018 Would make some sense, but I doubt it tho. So I press Xatm. Any more theories?
>>91027 hi Euphoria, still calling your a-logs of diaperfags? go kill yourself, lolifag.
(((Tom))) (((zzzchan))) (((8moe))) (((Mark))) (((Acid))) (((John Barnhill))) (((prkike))) we always win we always win we always win

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/cow/ for the Infinity Winter Cup 2020! Toad 11/22/2020 (Sun) 20:52:06 ID: db65b5 No.90887 [Reply]
Hey there, We're in the process of organizing a new edition of The Infinity Cup or /icup/ for short, a virtual soccer tournament pitching various boards and imageboards against each other, and we're trying to find out if any of the boards that previously joined us wanted to reserve a spot in the final tournament. Since your team was already present in previous iterations, we already have both your roster, your kits and logos, so the only thing we ask of you if you want to join is the following: 1) Making sure your team has the correct number of medals (1 Gold, 1 Silver and 2 Bronze), which you can see from the wiki page; http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//cow/ 2) Making a thread over at https://anon.cafe/ with your team's pledge, you just need to make a new thread telling us that your board wants in on the cup. Optionally) Assign player cards, roles and special strategies to your players, which can be referenced from the following wiki articles: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Rules http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies Optionally2) Change roster names and/or give us 3D models to use for your team, or new kits or whatever contribution you'd like. I hope to see you guys on the pitch!
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>>90926 Okay, essayfag, join the Гунтstream and I'll prove I'm not koi.
>>90927 wow, yu've be trying really hard for some time now G​AMERGATEchu, what happened behind yu and koipedo? he jerk off to your favorite loli? or he removed you as janny from one of his shit boards?
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>>90930 Good enough, retard?
Auuugh dolphin not everyone is pedochu.
>>90954 If you're essayfag, get in IRC bickers I need to ask you some stuff.

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