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Toad 01/23/2022 (Sun) 18:38:28 ID: 78f831 No.131631 [Reply]
Pedocord leaks from fat clips discord server where they have fox dick tranny jannies planning gay ops
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>>132019 first I know little about ghgool, Second I noe noting about "Basedloli"
Not even a screenshot of their userID's? Just shameful!
>>132598 This, OP is faggot, >we're not asking for a perfect service, a dossier, but at least get some ID's and more than just two phone screenshots.
>>132598 >>132608 what would discord IDs even prove? the foxdicks trannies claim to never use discord when everyone knows it's not true.
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>>132626 even if one tranny janny truly does not use pedocord, the live chat that jewsh's forum has is the exact same thing. It even has a clique.

Unbelievable .... Look at this piece of shit 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:59:47 ID: 9ef758 No.119640 [Reply]
Dude look at this fucking fagget still crying about being a narc. You know 2B 723 George St North is where he is running gayops from ... This fucking liar is teaming up with Cecil and Tea Clips. Surfer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! lol the Jew crying out as he strikes you! What's next- Гунт Guarding??
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Surfer bros, he lost our boy, discord and ecelebs are ruining him.
P P P said he will never be a friend with Surfer again, bickers Surfer talking a lot of shit and bacause he's hanging out now with pedos all the time. lol
Surfer coins are crashing like never before, it's over for him, the dude is reaching rock-bottom.
TRSperg was right about ever single thing about Surfer 1-Christian larpers are pathetic 2-He's a sodomite and gay Surfer now is part of a circle with at least three pedophiles. PO, Gahoole and Rudy Coleman.
>>131736 kys trsperg, you're obvious even when you use tor

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Jewroyuki Nichimura Anonymous 02/09/2020 (Sun) 03:34:05 ID: 1bc39c No.31304 [Reply]
HIRO IS A RABID FEMINIST NO REFUNDS, M00TYKINS 4CUCKS ETERNALLY B T F O >https://www.huffingtonpost.jp/entry/story_jp_5e3cb7f5c5b6b70886fd0627 Translation below, tl;dr a few new details on the completely trustworthy 'man' heading the 4um.
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>>58635 Based.
>>31304 god these kinds of chinese people need to lose their dicks and just die.
>>31386 >a fucking roastie feminist from twitter finding this fucking image board HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET HERE!?
>>60842 cope

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Koi, the dumbest pedo on the planet Anonymous 06/10/2020 (Wed) 06:39:05 ID: ea7eda No.61530 [Reply]
Okay, let's start off by leaking koi's system info. >OS: Windows 10. >IRC client: Hexchat >VPN of choice: Oh, wait, he's a NEET poorfag pedo, so, uh, VPNGate. Now, it's IRC log time! >Dolphin steals channel Jun 10 09:40:47 * Now talking on #2hu8ch Jun 10 09:40:47 * Topic for #2hu8ch is: current shitpost #4: https://8ch.net/vg/res/34430.html | Thread Template FIVE: https://paste.wishful.cc/?id=48 | where are the video games Jun 10 09:40:47 * Topic for #2hu8ch set by houston!~houston@mission.control (Wed Sep 11 21:19:45 2019) Jun 10 09:40:53 * Peorth gives channel operator status to DolphinKun Jun 10 09:40:55 * Peorth (Rind@dorm.clocktower.ac.uk) has left Jun 10 09:40:55 <DolphinKun> thanks Jun 10 09:41:02 * ChanServ sets mode +z on #2hu8ch

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Friendly remember, Koi and his goons love this grifter The dude is literally S​ARGON tier and always his videos are defending lolis/pedos or seething about "muh sjws" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ST4HC533I
>>129802 As a matter of fact, Koi used to be on his patreon list, no sure if the neet failed streamer is sitll donating money to the channel.
>>128837 >waited a year for a comeback Seeth harder, pedo kek
https://tvch.moe/tv/res/246182.html#246461 Koipedo and his minions seem unable to wait a few hours to dogpile any anon that attacked them, they need to do it fast, just like a newfag samefagging. lol
https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/84872.html#85460 It's amazing that this has been going on for months now, it's always the same pattern of autism, weak banter and total impatience.

ILLUMINATI CHEESE BABE OPERATIVES Detected. Mac N' Cheese. 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:24:33 ID: 8d9c7c No.103725 [Reply] [Last]
https://www.instagram.com/iamjojo/ https://www.instagram.com/jennettemccurdy/ https://www.instagram.com/billieeilish/ https://www.instagram.com/savmontano/ https://www.instagram.com/shailenewoodley/ https://www.instagram.com/nastassiaponomarenko/ https://www.instagram.com/avalouiise/ https://www.instagram.com/nataliebideen/ https://www.instagram.com/nessabarrett/ There are probably more Illuminati Cheese Babe Operatives. Once they are done being successful Illuminati Ritual Babeys they just watch Netflix, and watch Instagram and TikTok... They are Vegan or/not, but I don't care. The reason they are being vulgarly exposed is bickers they are a Dawn Government, and they are a bunch of Lactating Dawn Babeys or Hormonal Mothers. Their goal is to have you fall in love with their Breath, Their Smell, Their Pussy, Their Ass, and it all smells like a Cheese Pizza or a G.M.O McDonalds Burger.
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Indeed. >>127221
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We out on the street, Cutting It Up, while you make fun of disabled and troubled people. Seriously LOLCOWS? >Man the Fuck Up, Start Street Racing.

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Chris Chan Thread:JULAY.WORLD EDITION Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 00:22:57 ID: 9e34de No.10276 [Reply]
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>>19024 Probably
>>19024 Judging by Chris' sexual deviancy over the years I want to say yes, probably. However hes always been stupid enough to leak that kind of private embarrassing information so who can say for sure?
Chris Chan made a break for it today
>>19024 This post aged well.

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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
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>>80541 >blank soulless stare >my name is barbra chandler i'm doing fine This looks like a legit hostage situation. Does he keep her in the basement and only let's her out when it's time to prove to everyone he hasn't killed and eaten her yet? >ask questions in the comments below >Comments are turned off
>>125862 Majestic like a swan.
>>125862 >you can't catch me jerkop i'm a sonichu! >gets zapped to the extreme Would be amazing if that were actually Chris, but with how shitty the footage is it could be any fatass with long hair.
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>>63525 Evidently you can leave reviews on the Chandler household once again. It was gone for a while and I'm not sure when it came back, but the earliest review was from 3 months ago which makes it from about 2 months after Chris got locked up. It's sporting a much higher 4.6 this time. https://www.google.com/search?q=The+Chandler+Household+Ruckersville&hl=en&biw=1536&bih=739&ei=LP3OYcruB5uS0PEP74-wwA8&ved=0ahUKEwjKtOq0io71AhUbCTQIHe8HDPgQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=The+Chandler+Household+Ruckersville&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsANKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQAFgAYJsEaAFwAngAgAEAiAEAkgEAmAEAyAEIwAEB&sclient=gws-wiz

A /christmas/ Invitation to /cow/ Toad 12/18/2021 (Sat) 02:25:29 ID: 88d103 No.127690 [Reply]
Evening /cow/, how's it going? There's going to be music and games tomorrow if you would like to stop by. Feel free to make a thread if you would like as well! It's going to be a fun time starting in about 14ish hours! Technical details: >There will be a Christmas radio on anon.cafe/christmas featuring music (Christmas and non-Christmas) from prolikewoah/animu, smuglo.li (probably, working out the details with that DJ), and anon.cafe/l >Music stream will happen on the 18th of December from 9AM Saturday American West Coast to roughly 9PM or later (5PM Saturday to 5AM Sunday GMT/UTC, or 2AM Sunday to 2PM Tokyo time) >There will be a separate games thread for anons who want to play games, with servers and hosts edited into the OP since the goal is for anons to socialize and enjoy themselves- OJ, EDF, and Veloren are probably on the books right now. >You can make your own lobbies for the games thread without being tied to a board, but it's a good chance to advertise your board >Feel free to make an advertising thread promoting your board. If you want to have a fun activity attached, that is also welcome!
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lol zoomers
why cant i find a bf uwu why cant i find a bf uwu

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Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 15:12:57 ID: a01ec8 No.127642 [Reply]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL take a look at this paedo (?) i found on gbatemp, where lots of kids/teens who like pokemon and nintendo gather up on (most male, I presume). https://gbatemp.net/members/ancientboi.549880/ > archive dot md slash BSjI7 He keeps posting about how he's 'nakey' and sad that his boyfriend died. This shit is all on his public profile and he has kids reply to him as if he's their friend. complete paedo behaviour. Also, his tag (or wtv) is: Gay Warlord · 64 64 is presumably his age, likely even older. Highlights: >[wishing I could go outside n drink my COFFEE nakey on the front porch, but It's a heavy rainstorm here today. 20 mph winds to boot] Yuck >My god, I gotta stop being a cry baby, and get back into LIFE. So here goes, Hi people! >FUQ! Fuq! Fuq! Fuq! Hospital just called, saying my BF just won't wake up. I'm sad as chit right now! Fuq! >Sad today. BF is unresponsive n sent to hospital from nursing home. FUQ! >Have to go see my BF today. They moved him to another nursing home. [sad]

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I don't get it, where are the cocks
its a zoomer troll just like u

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New lolcow found on cuckchan's /k/ aka Schizo-kun Toad 11/05/2021 (Fri) 03:26:08 No.123836 [Reply]
Sups faggots, I found a potential lolcow that's ready for julaying whilst dicking around on 4/k/uck. This faggot's meltdowns are lulzy as fuck and there's even a fucking archive of this sperg's emotional meltdowns of epic proportions going back to 2020, each time he's reminded of his urine soaked sheets. From death threats to spamming gore to even repeating the same lines like a broken record, this G​AMERGATE's autism is beautiful and should be known to the rest of the internet. He is also a self-admitted newfag and says he is 22 years old. Our mentally ill edgepilled friend seems to enjoy living in absolute filth and has a weird obsession with troons and faggots, but doesn't like being reminded of it. He's also a stimmy collecting chimp. >https://desuarchive.org/k/search/subject/Poorfag%20General/ You can also find him sperging out in /gq/ and /arq/, inquire in the archive for more lulz. How to summon him >use one of the attached images and use it as the OP pic when you make a thread, be sure to put in "Poorfag General" as the topic. >he will proceed to call you a tranny, etc and spam gore/death threats. >buckle thy fuckles for lulz shall commence Common Names >Pissy Pablo >Bed Wetting Willy >Pisser Parker >Alex Aspergers >Petey Piss Sheets >Yuri the Urinator >William the Wizzer

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Can someone bait him again?
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Kek this guy's great. Danke schön OP, today you weren't a fag.
Let's see if he comes to us.
this guy seems pretty based
>>126850 >having cartoonish outbursts over banter >based shiggy diggy

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