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Kalea Summer Little / Lav / Lavlune / phemoid / Lavenderlunee / bratmitzvah / deeplyunpopularwoman / goatgirl666 Unironic Ralphamale 04/06/2023 (Thu) 05:16:54 ID: 6d34a6 No.201302 [Reply]
Kalea Summer Little / Lav is a 24 year old, born 21 July 1998, former prostitute, OnlyFans whore & streamer who'll do anything for attention, has no morals or principles and a body mostly consisting of drugs, makeup, scars, Dollar Store-tattoos and lip filler. With all that said, she is cute ngl, I'd fuck her and expect her to show up to /cow/ shortly and peel off a few simps like the harlot she is.
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>>201302 >>201305 >>201306 >>201402 There's a bunch out there if you look this whore up
>>201420 Post more
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cow crossover with john walker flynt
>>203435 You mean the John Flynt that harassed his university newspaper so severely that they had him banned from the premises? The John Flynt with a history of stalking harassment against women who then transitioned MTF, took the name Brianna Wu, developed a hilariously sexist videogame, and started a relationship with Frank Wu, an artist with rumors of sexually harassing behaviour towards young female colleagues?
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Toad 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:34:08 ID: 166002 No.108742 [Reply]
Frank Hassle info thread. recently been arrested, what else do people know
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>>110672 You'll taste the ween whether you like it or not
He's not arrested dumb-ass.
Frank once paid a mentally slow adult man $100 to have a good look at his penis. The guy didn't want to, but Frank intimidated him into it. He filmed it and kept the footage for his own personal amusement. Sick freak.

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DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]
Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.
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Why are Phil's alogs such faggots? I made the mistake of opening up someone's restream of him today since DDM no longer exists and was greeted by some weak-voiced faggot with a fancy microphone bigger than his little manlet head. Not a great start but I figure "okay, this guy's got near 1000 viewers, he must be entertaining, right?" Wrong. He's mojcaesar187agging, pathetic womanly hand-wringing and whining about Phil needing to do something to stop copystrikes. Never even once during the forty minutes I suffered does he actually say what Phil should do. In fact he seems to know very little about how Youtube's copyright system works, but that doesn't stop him. The only relief from his bleating are long periods of dead air while he lets Phil babble on through his pre-stream routine and the superchats from the audience accompanied by a fancy noise and animation the cockss of which were among of the most dented that I've ever encountered. Easily on par with some of the worst of Phil's chatters. Were things always like this? I feel like they used to be better.
>>201190 Things are like that everywhere and always have been.
>>201190 Cheap way of getting viewers for your shitty channel really. I've noticed almost all of Phil's alogs end up making their own cocks after they've garnered enough views from people who specifically wanted to watch detractor cocks. Like they'll start streaming their own games but still talk about Phil in the chat to keep the alogs interested. If there's one thing to truly alog Phil over is how he downgraded from Pandalee to Kat. Pandalee honestly wasn't even all that ugly for a guy like Phil but Kat looks like a train hit her face.
DSP as we all know is a liar, who lies. His most interesting lie was during the now infamous Side Scrollers Podcast and I haven't seen this particular issue discussed anywhere at least not in detail. Per Phil, he had an ID theft situation but has no police report. He claims he did contact the credit bureaus. This is where the lie is easy to prove. In order to have any form of ID theft reported to the bureaus you must also have a police report in order to prevent dumbasses opening random cards, charging them up, and crying ID theft. This is easily checked by going to the Transunion site, clicking the ID theft section, and then seeing the Fraud Victim Checklist they give you. I included a screenshot of the list, note on the last bullet in order to get things removed from your credit report you must provide a letter proving its fraud - that is the police report. Furthermore to make sure Washington isn't in some way special I checked their ID theft policies specifically and the local PD does in fact view it as a felony and will open a file. Second screenshot is from the WA attorney general. (https://www.atg.wa.gov/recovering-identity-theft-or-fraud#:~:text=Identity%20theft%20is%20a%20felony,you%20correct%20your%20credit%20rating.) In short: 1. ID theft costs the victim no money beyond any cash they could not recover that was spent by the fraud. 2. Phil literally could not have gotten anything removed from his credit report by the Bureaus without a police report, which he said he didn't have. 3. All this means Phil did not have an ID theft situation that was reported and removed from his credit report unless he has a police report he didn't want to show for some reason.
Samefag, made an error. In the ID victim checklist final bullet it explicitly says you need a police report so...there you go.

Koncorde, JustARandommer, Analog Devolved, FROG, Smug Freiza, StreetGangsta and NerdShamer Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2022 (Mon) 08:35:04 ID: 780b88 No.157524 [Reply]
Oh no guys I think I made a mistake. Bryan is posting pictures of me on 4chan and GAB so now everyone knows what I look like. I guess the cats out of the bag now everyone knows what I actually look like. Damn that Bryan for posting my picture. Here is another photo of me aboard my space station. Chrischan.jpg. Winner; Feels; Informative. You sure make some strange friends online @Analog Devolved :lol: He should be unbanned so the julay can flow once more. MODS OF foxdick farms, TEAR DOWN THIS BAN. Agree; Feels. Russell has already been doxxed. Everyone is doxxxed. Someday, hand in hand, we'll crush those dirty faggots. Together 4ever. :semperfidelis: Feels; Optimistic. Dox me you SE Asian Nigger! Bryan is calling for your hero, the leader of the Red-Brown coalition, far-left socialist and space station occupant Analog Devolved to be doxed! Agent @Randall Fragg has been doxxxed by Bryan! His secret email has been published on 4chan and there is a good change our maga enemies and the Q conspiritards will see it. "We need Pamela Swain NOW" -Bryan

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What hell is all this schizo posting about?
About Bryan's parents who work with the alt-right G​AMERGATEs. Another foxdickfarms success story. Then who are the heroes? Bryan's parents? this dude keeps fucking emailing me saying his tiger parents have him locked in the basement bickers of this thread Then I wonder how his parents found his thread. Hell, typing "Bryan Dunn foxdickfarms" doesn't show KoP's thread too! So you mean to tell me that his parents use Yandex, Yahoo, Baidu and other search engines to look up their son's name? If you are reading this, Bryan, jangan risau lah! Semuanya akan baik-baik saja! You didn't see anything. This area is being irradiated by SEA monkeys.

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Another foxdickfarms success story. Then who are the heroes? Bryan's parents? this dude keeps fucking emailing me saying his tiger parents have him locked in the basement bickers of this thread Then I wonder how his parents found his thread. Hell, typing "Bryan Dunn foxdickfarms" doesn't show KoP's thread too! So you mean to tell me that his parents use Yandex, Yahoo, Baidu and other search engines to look up their son's name? If you are reading this, Bryan, jangan risau lah! Semuanya akan baik-baik saja! You didn't see anything. This area is being irradiated by SEA monkeys. Move along, citizen.

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https://ghettogaggers.com/69BEvQz3r2 Get in the veeh discord retads, we are about get us some my jewish mother

Gahoole2/Patrick Nelson Toad 08/15/2021 (Sun) 04:12:35 No.114821 [Reply] [Last]
The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling In recent months his life story has been developing, from a small Youtuber and BO of /tv/, now he's a lolcow in the claws of foxdickfarms trannies. Tranks to his streams with Ashton Parks and Earwinson, he has gained some fame among a new group that is more than happy to enable his depression and bad habits and will eventually help him into become a left-wing Ogre or tranny himself, like his sister brother. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>198435 Yes. This crackdown led to the Nuzach rebellion as late 2021 was when the banning got really bad. "Nuzach" or one of the Nuzachs, the original Nuzach? Idk but he was one of those smart power posters that made Pedohoole jealous. Gayoole actually does not want a dead site, it makes him depressed, but he hates not being the center of attention. Recipe for disaster.
>>206906 The site is so dead now they let fags like blaine and emojitroon post and rarely ban them anymore, it's over for TVCH
Let's praise our king in this thread! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/138282.html
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>>198435 >>198463 Anyone have any more nudes of "mandy"?
>>245910 I forgot about that whore. Who was the nasty Jewish bitch spamming 8/b/ back in the day with nudes?

/intl/ Anonymous 03/30/2020 (Mon) 22:02:42 ID: 411349 No.42051 [Reply]
Where is /intl/ now? Also, post /intl/ lore for great julay.
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>>197483 Pretty much agree with the majority of this besides the obvious /intl/-subversiveness at the end. the 2-3 anons called nuzach and emojitroon are massive faggots.
>>197485 What is the musical equivalent of kino? Zoomers throw around retarded terms like bops and bangers, but is there a term for really great music, as opposed to the Jewish-produced slop they churn out to the unwashed masses?
>>197495 >What is the musical equivalent of kino? Renaissance-tier Classical music ofc. And a fair number of those great gentlemen were quite spoken-out against the kikery of their own days. I'm sure they would have fit right in on (previous generations of) /pol/, while still crafting their own masterpieces of human achievement and beauty.

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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The age of imageboards is over, the webring is pure trash as well.
They are shadow banning the anons, not only banning or doing ip ragebans. https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/129002.html
>>195371 Which lolcow are you?
>>195371 cuckchan >>>>>>> tvch after being ruined by gahoole and vol3
>You're here forever! Apparently not

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Anonymous 10/14/2019 (Mon) 10:49:04 ID: 56300c No.12433 [Reply]
the cripple is fucking with jim IRL…

The second largest imageboard owner is getting sued now by non other than Fredrick Brennan the creator of 8ch. This is political as this effects the future of the second largest English speaking imageboard.
Jim Watkins might actually get arrested now.

that little cripple knows exactly what he is doing. The context here is that the Philippines not only has a dictatorial regime in power, it also has a sizeable (and violent) Muslim population. By citing "grotesque pornography" and also "hosting the Christchurch shooting", Hotwheels is deliberately placing the lives of Jim and his family in danger. It doesn't matter that Jim had nothing to do with any of that. Hotwheels is painting a false picture bickers he fully aware of the danger this puts them in.

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>>12433 Jim would have support if he hadn't banned lolis. But now? Get fucked, Jim.
>>14031 are you okay woman?
Based Hotwheels living rent free on op shitty head
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Unironic Ralphamale 03/06/2023 (Mon) 12:45:10 ID: ccabb5 No.195015 [Reply]
Roxos arguing with 7 different grossly offensive right now
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>>195015 Grossly Offensive, Eso Anonism, Bryan Dunn, Weasel, ГунтRetort, Edinson Cavani Respector, Shamoo, Grimmcheers, and Dark Ninja are all the same person
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grossly is kaz
>>195814 The breakup with his boy Mikey broke Roxo's funnybone I see.

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Jonathan Yaniv Anonymous 08/19/2019 (Mon) 19:29:14 ID: 35d4e0 No.2533 [Reply]
Our king. Loves little girls, is an overt racist, assaults people on camera and doesn't afraid of anything. Truly a real human bean
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blair white interview was kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhnShhxfhQ
>>195203 I remember that, indeed, Blaire at least one did a good job. Earwinson wishes he could interview and b t f o 'd people like that

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