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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909 [Reply] [Last]
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/
https://www.instagram.com/pstomlinson/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4729556.Patrick_S_Tomlinson
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Don't know if any of you alogs are OnA guys but Fatrick Tomlinson did an interview with a totally real Huffington Post journalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFnModB9tlc Fatrick admits he's sunk 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS already into his frivolous lawsuit tryingn to sue the internet for calling him fat online. He specifies he DOES NOT WANT this information public lol. He also says if his case gets thrown out he'll be on the hook for a further 17k to pay to the guy who runs OnA forums and sounds like he's about to cry. He also gets out of breath several times in the interview just from talking (NOT FAT BY ANY MEDICAL DEFINITION, CHILD)
>>118392 Part 2 of the Fatrick leaks came out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljC-khqxV1s
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>>119237 Also an interesting article written by the guy posing as a Huffpo journo. https://archive.md/JVJJy
Part 5 is out. Josiah revealed himself to Fatrick, and Fatrick loses it. https://nanaimg.net/fatrick
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Jacob Stellmach/Aediot Toad 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:19:13 ID: 921132 No.101732 [Reply]
Current impostor admin of encyclopedia dramatica. A colossal faggot,who gets reamed so hard he has to wear ass napkins who is famous for putting static banner adds for camgirl sites on ed, fucking up the site and loosing everything, bringing the site back with no images and a broken search function, and trademarking ed so he can get rid of dramatica.online (which actually has a function version of the site). Recently he went on foxdick and doxed his ex-girlfriend Adezero (the same slag who was fucking the Гунт) and release her nudes. This backfired in spectacular fashion when Ade revealed that his asshole has been reamed so hard that he has to wear ass napkins to keep the shit from leaking out. He claims his ass is broke bickers his dad raped him when he was a kid, while Ade claims he gets reamed by G​AMERGATEs daily. She also claims that he would hide his ass napkins around the house and she had to clean them up. https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38648120
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I find it hilarious that the guy acting like some sort of hardcore darknet hacker/doxxxer is a literal jew, a fat fuck, a "nice guy" and literally has shit and dirty napkins running down his legs every day What a perfect metaphor for your average modern day ED poster Is it true that Likeicare keeps CP, for "trolling purposes"? Mr. Assnapkins himself said as much
Jesus christ, ED really always gets fucked and worse with each admin.
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Kikes shame themselves every day, where's the funny part about this fuck specifically?
>>103739 its a dead resource of cliquers from the 00's.
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monkeyman 12/13/2020 (Sun) 01:28:50 ID: fc9c8c No.93484 [Reply]
hey sheeple...
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>>94074 PO4D
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Julау
rekieta
Interesting thread

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Jews and kikewheels Anonymous 11/05/2019 (Tue) 18:12:22 ID: d7b15e No.16544 [Reply]
What's the relationship between these two? It seem like Jews is still siding with the little crippled shit and I can't find a proper run down of when or why.

Any one want to get me up to speed?
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>>18096
All kikes are ugly as fuck. Fat ass Mark and crater face Jonathan are no better.
>>17889 post more of her
Basic Stuff hai imma non-binary trans catgirl that likes to have fun with other people. I also sometimes have my wife espygrrl, girlfriend Maria Maximoff, or friends on here for additional fun! I'm a huge nerd and like to wear stuff like cat ears, bickers I'm a furry as well ;3 If you have questions regarding me, I might be inclined to answer them. But keep in mind that if I don't want to answer a specific thing, be kind and don't press the issue. My (current) measurements? 36DD-36-44 I may be a bit bottom-heavy, but I got some hella guns and have a nice fat clit to go with all of it Requests for me eating my own cum will not be honored due to the fact that there is very little to zero ejaculate when I cum. This is one of the effects that hormone therapy has done to me. Sorry, but it's unavoidable...although y'all get to see some nice boobs so maybe it's a decent tradeoff? If ya'll wanna see what I talk about when I'm not on here, follow @NekoArc on Twitter :D I also make music! Go buy my music on bandcamp!
>>16666 Based and checked
Interesting thread

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Tranny cows Anonymous 10/05/2019 (Sat) 22:57:06 ID: 23beaf No.10876 [Reply]
Hugo (or Jake, I can't tell the difference in fact of course) of the woke atheist youtube channel TheBibleReloaded just came out as a tranny in a cringy 30 minute video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrksuCrfQ1k

He makes no attempt to pass except for growing his hair longer, and he's been piling on the pounds. Suicide soon.
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>>57393 I can't believe this shit is actually happening. There's no way in hell this fuck is serious about this, and isn't just being some fuckhead who wants to change definitions around.
>>10876 I noticed Hugo has managed to grift almost 10k from wearing a dress over the past year since I last checked this thread: https://www.gofundme.com/f/q6t59s-hannah039s-transition-fund?
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>>20509 he is
anything new about Drassala?
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JEWS wtf are you doing? Anonymous 07/26/2020 (Sun) 13:18:22 ID: cc3f54 No.68314 [Reply]
I've been silent about this for three years or more now but I have to ask. Are you ever going to get this place back under control? I sympathize with making an IBS containment thread but I think you'll agree it had the opposite effect that you were going for. Instead of containing the cancer it just metastasized and now it's leaking out into the rest of the board. Go look at the catalog. Half the threads are their in-fighting with nothing funny in them. Most of them are fail doxes that aren't even confirmed. A bunch are just the autistic dolphinfag posting butthurt about the global vols. One of the sticky threads is just site meta shit that got its own board months ago. Most of the recent threads are fail doxes from IBS kids trying to meme their enemies into cows. Do you have any plans to get /cow/ back to what it used to be or have you just given up? I've stopped archiving stuff bickers when I put effort into a thread it's just ignored. I don't want to go post on Jewsh's forum bickers they're as bad as the IBS kids. Would you be opposed to making a new board somewhere and trying to recover what /cow/ once was under a new name? I've thought about doing this in the last couple of years but I was holding out hope that you would finally do something about the cancer you should have made them fuck off to their own board years ago if I'm being honest Hope to hear from you.
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>>68784 >>69419 fuck off back to foxdicks, "oldfag", you don't know a thing about /cow/
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>>69427 Daily reminder that julay/cow/ is just wannabe /baphomet/ clone. but unlike /baphomet/, julay/cow/ isn't cool or handsome or even intelligent
Due to the nature of this place it's inevitable. But what you can do: 1) continue to have interest in things that you are personally related to, to secure that you aren't taking part in someone else attention driven drama 2) leave altogether looks like a good plan to me, as I've recently only used this toilet to bump a few posts, but it's mostly unusable like most boards to me, cuz no actual freedom having place on most of them
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Robi dox Anonymous 02/26/2020 (Wed) 22:47:15 ID: 9373c7 No.36284 [Reply]
Full name: Robi Pires Country: Mongolia Wealth status: Poorfag Robi = schizo fuck head.
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>>55748 How did you know him? What was he like? Did he ever threaten to fight you irl? Is it true his daddy raped him and that he broke his neck?
Any news about him? he still dating vamp or streaming his "fights"?
>>55748 >>54834 >>54574 >the LARPing weeb won't deliver SAD NEVER TRUST PEOPLE THAT REDDIT SPACE WITH RED TEXT
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Joseph Russo Anonymous 05/05/2020 (Tue) 18:30:40 ID: d84155 No.47258 [Reply]
Does anyone know who this guy is? He seems like a shizophrenic who's in love with Julia Roberts and thinks he married her.
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>>47258 >picking the wrong Roberts to obsess about Cucked by his own mental illness.
>>47263 shefuckedaG​AMERGATE.webm
>>47277 So has Julia.
>>47258 I heard he's on loads of pills.
Interesting thread

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alternative to archive.is Anonymous 04/20/2020 (Mon) 16:23:05 ID: 708942 No.44888 [Reply]
This seems fairly legit and stable: https://xspherenet.net/ Hope you might find it interesting, anon.
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But web.archive.org does work on tor. Why didn't you use it?
>>44888 >>45775 >>45776 Did you seriously shill your newest IP scraper two days AFTER leaking users IP's bickers they were mean to you?
>>46507 Date of leak is in the pic retard. 2 days before >>45775
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Trolling virgins and losers e-begging Anonymous 11/29/2019 (Fri) 13:51:08 ID: 74a275 No.20557 [Reply]
It's that time of year again! Cuckchan's /r9k/ have threads up begging each other to buy them anime trinkets and dragon dildos. Last year some /cow/boys destroyed it by "grinching" lists.

>How to grinch
>Go to wishlist
>Select "purchased this item else where" under each item
>Click okay to each one
>???
>Profit!

This year they made a google document with all the links for easy grinching!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SbsUxb5HoFBlan00vJt1_83Ok7ctQYbZPSI0TC0Vrhg/edit?usp=sharing

Remember to post your virgin with rage tears.
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Any one want to stir the shit? Some anon there is claiming he's grinching lists but buying one item. It's got them on edge and you can shit post them into a tantrum.
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Is this one of you running a scam?
>trolling virgins
That's what I, Zach do all the time by merely asserting my dominance and the fact that Watson has been a film star for 2 decades and has 100 million in the bank.
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>>20557 trannies dont deserve life. thankfully they suicide
Interesting thread

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