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Kuz / KolymaNET / Soyjak.party / Vidlii / Heyuri.net Unironic Ralphamale 08/24/2022 (Wed) 02:38:42 ID: 448cef No.168499 [Reply]
Kuz is a plague within the imageboard community. People see him as an imageboard monopolizer due to the sheer amount of imageboards he owns (along with Vidlii for some reason). Much of the information surrounding him is heavily disputed, claiming to have ran a site called 9channel around 2005, but with little evidence to back it up. He was also the admin of the cancer known as "soyjak.party", a place worthy of its own ridicule, and another site called Heyuri.net. The latter he took from its original owner after months of conflict. He's become involved in the baby monkey hate rabbit hole with Vidlii.com, another fucking site he owns, after it was found that he was hosting that cocks. Have a look for yourselves: More about him: https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz) Kuz approved life story: https://kuz.neocities.org/kuz.html https://soyjak.wiki/Kuz More links: https://8kun.top/soyjak/res/96.html

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>>168500 About the photos... few people know about this. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/50234771/#50280374
kuzzy will always be a gem
What a scumbag
kuz and kaguya are the same person btw, kuz is a retard with uncontrolled DID

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PaladinBoo / RangerBoo / Rebecca Rheume Daniel Lopez 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:04:41 ID: 7ff367 No.274421 [Reply]
As she's not worthy of an effortpost and most are already aware of her, I'll provide a few highlights for the uninitiated •Former massive simp for Null turned a-log due to his choosing of the Bavarian queen Lidl Drip over her •Fallout modder (read:pervert) •As a middle aged woman she groomed a highschool boy •Still lives at home with her parents at 45 or whatever •Prolific author of incest/rape/child abuse fanfics •Professionally diagnosed with schizophrenia, OCD, autism and BPD •Internet tough guy until directly confronted, at which point she will threaten to send the cyber police for mirroring her own behavior back at her •Still desperately in love with Null despite e-dating a toddler 4747 69th Ave NW, Olympia, WA 98502
She had the most hilarious meltdown last night on Dead Internet Despot / Carl Sama's stream, hollerin and having a real parasocial moment right until her elderly mother had to come in and unplug her computer
Imagine the smell 🤤
>>274421 >e-dating a toddler

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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>>273223 wouldnt be surprised if he flagged himself.
>>272192 trihard.
>>273369 Try sucking my dick.
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>>273548 ok, whip it out big boy.

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Dark Ninja Chomoo 11/22/2023 (Wed) 16:52:58 ID: 344c90 No.233876 [Reply]
It's been tough. Meme's hurt and Ninja is unable to meme back.
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>>273659 Honestly I don't think Ninja is a diddla or anything, I buy his story. Is he retarded? Should he stay out of the hunter game? Is he a coward who wouldn't hang out with me IRL? Yes, all of the above. But my defense of him was never ironic. I get his cowdom bickers he shoots from the hip and gets in the ring when he's obviously outmatched but he does mean well. People sneeding at him are weird faggots that could have got caught up by a sting if it was anyone more competent than Ninja. Still, big shout-out to the Raza and the homie, it's too bad you don't have more White admixture
>>273660 Hes a sweaty gamer for sure
Yes, Plate Porch Monkeys have been saying and repeating all of this for years, I don't care.
>>273667 Hey those screens from KOP are very credible. Who would know what a sweaty gamer looks like better than the man who said his dad shit his pants and did nothing wrong until recently
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>>273662 Is the liltay enjoy Bryan dunn posting these?

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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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Fat talks about her interest in abusing and grooming male children, by injecting them with puberty blockers to prevent them from developing properly into adults.
Fat
I'd smash tee bee honest fam
>>273597 Why tho. That down bad?
>>273599 To assert dominance over a communist

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Trying to de-lolcow GnosticMindTrain Anonymous 07/11/2025 (Fri) 10:59:25 ID: 5b63e4 No.270439 [Reply]
I'm not sure exactly what GnosticMindTrain's deal is with catching trolls and 'stalkers' like flies. It's perhaps some group of people he had connections to that won't let go. I've been watching his stuff and am not happy to see that he's getting hate bickers his vids are pretty cool. And seeing his latest video, I want to at least take action somehow to 'help' the guy. Not as a stalker but just as a well meaning somebody. He said he's coming back on the 17th of July so I want whatever he finds first to be this thread. This seems to be the only place out there he is publicly active on. Hey man! I'm vying for you. Dont listen to whoever says whatever and however they say it about you, and do what you like. The haters want exactly what you're planning which is deleting the channel. I suggest to not listen to them, do what your mother recommends and that's to not give them the space in your mind they want to occupy. Ill meaning people are kind of like dogs, they'll scatter when you throw pebbles and they'll leave you alone when you ignore them. I know reacting is easy when they're all the attention the channel gets but don't let it get to you. You have really interesting rants and itd be awful to see it go to waste Can't talk to you personally but wherever you are I'll be there occasonially. Don't know what else to say besides this. AMA but I wont answer for sure Never give up
wow
He will never stop being an ugly retard with a low IQ

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New Josh / Null / Big J Thread Unironic Ralphamale 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:45:58 No.224358 [Reply]
We need a new Jewsh thread. There's an AI powered game with some great cocks posted on Onionfarms. 'Big J' is TheTheTheGatorGamerGamerGamer's self-insert name in his sweaty gamer rape fantasies from /phile/ for those who don't know. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/page-317#post-77216
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>>247298 He's referring to the quickly deleted stream that Jewsh did immediately after the Christchurch shooting. I don't have an archive but it went about as expected. "HE WASN'T WRONG! THEY REALLY DO BE INVADING! HAHAHA, LET'S WATCH THIS WOMAN CRY FOR HELP ON LOOP FOR A WHILE"
>>247869 No. It was years before Christchurch. Weev took an interest in KF as a way to recruit spastics to muh dissident right. Fatherless TheTheGatorGamerGamer got excited about the attention from an e-famous e-daddy and tried to impress Weev. TheTheGatorGamerGamer wrote this giant textwall essay about muh white genocide and muh great replacement and posted it on KF. He went full /pol/ spastic and deliberately attracted all the other /pol/ spastics who promptly ruined the site forever. The whole reason TheTheGatorGamerGamer went to Moldova/Ukraine was to try hang around Weev IRL. Weev was living in Transnistria at the time. Of course TheTheGatorGamerGamer also needed a cheap place to live at the time bickers his long-suffering mother had finally thrown him out bickers the Donny Long disaster got her sacked from her realty job bickers spastics spammed CP to every email address in her company. This is basic KF history. I guess you cunts must all be newfriends.
Yes we need another J0sh thread

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Theletterten / Jason Richard Schippnick You Gay Lol 07/03/2025 (Thu) 06:12:24 ID: 673235 No.270277 [Reply]
Theletterten / Theletter10 / Letter10media / iamtheletterten / thattengirl / Mselleten / Ten10101012 / Letter10 / Manator / ManatorV / jschippnick / Ten Sky / Ten Schippnick / Jason Schippnick / Jason Richard Schippnick <"The Letter Ten <Hey everyone! My name is Ten and I play indie games and sometimes I review them! <She/Her <Ten aka TheLetterTen" Born December 1983, 41 year old from Portland, Oregon. Previously lived in Atlus, Oklahoma. He likes to play video games often, Especially Indie games and was a producer for a game called Twilight Oracle. Jason has left thousands of reviews at various places as a local guide on Google. https://archive.ph/ME824 He graduated from Altus High School in 2002. Jason was sued by Discover Bank in 2013 for breach of agreement and sued his wife in 2015 over child support. Postjobfree resume, https://www.postjobfree.com/resume/adgwoe/data-entry-customer-service-altus-ok A https://archive.ph/pz60b Custody case from a decade ago, https://unicourt.com/case/urc-CASEik7a053669704f And Midland Funding LLC v Jason Schippnick from 2014. https://unicourt.com/case/ok-dbc2-caseikd181c3d39fae-250653 Twitter, https://twitter.com/Ten10101012 A https://archive.ph/bM0OI

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Tranny

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JPMorgan Internal Security Information TheAmazingKyleRobbins 08/27/2023 (Sun) 02:53:58 No.221594 [Reply]
Hi, My name is Kyle Robbins. I'm the Sr. SRE manager of GTI (Global Technology Infrastructure)/CNS (Compute, Network, Storage) at JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMC). My JPMC SID is V677983. I report directly to GTI ESX Operations Sr. Manager of the Americas, Kenneth L. Falor (SID F671000). A detailed description about JPMC's internal security protocols can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu81 A detailed description about JPMC's W.A.D.U. employee monitoring system can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu80 I wanted to let everyone know that I stand in solidarity with Kenneth L. Falor. The things that we have been asked to do by JPMC upper management with regards to eliminating unwanted employees is not right...and that's putting it lightly. I can no longer continue to do the things I have been pressured to do. List of VMware employees currently compromised by the JPMC's phone spyware and are effectively being blackmailed: - Dixon Ly - Nimish Desai - Steven Tumolo - Vlad Lalovic - Chirag Patel - Trey Tyler

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Nigger employees
>>221594 Godspeed OP.
This is very interesting and in no way does it belong on /cow/.
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Unironic Ralphamale 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:07:39 ID: 18d5aa No.226810 [Reply]
This is the crazy lolcow extravaganza from the 1990s you've never heard of. This show's format was STOLEN (and ruined) by Jerry Springer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaY7zquMd8 >The host Wally George. An angry, loudmouth Republican who shouts down HILARIOUS liberal guests and always trash talks them. Wally called for homosexuality to be made illegal. And even though he was kind of based, he was also kind of crazy. >The show HOT SEAT. This was Southern California's most HIGH ENERGY show at the time. It was a must see to locals who lived near Disneyland. >The guests The guests were pre-selected to be loony crazy liberals, and they are just too funny. And they're real people (even when the show can seem fixed). This is a must see. It's a testament to how much ancient LOLCOW shit you'll never see bickers no one will ever remember it/post about it.
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>2nd lolcow: TheTheGatorGamerGamer TheTheGatorGamerGamer Myers was a foulmouthed liberal who believed Republicans were trying to create a theocratic fascist new world order https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQT6Dm2C_8 He often wore sunglasses and called Wally's audience 'dogs.' His anger is really funny
Here's 2 hours of wally being prank called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKUld1x2Yc
>>226810 This is good.
Wally gets trolled by own audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhnD68OkgQ
Saw this show and it was lame in fact of course.

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