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Onision : The onion cuck that should cut itself Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 18:12:20 ID: 590e25 No.8203 [Reply] [Last]
King Cuck of Youtube, Onion boy, creepy pedo... The list of nicknames for this Youtuber is long and varied. Last time we left our hero, he was defrauding the IRS and 8chan exploded so I will start a new thread here for what it's worth given the subject matter.

I would repost the video some no-name youtuber did compiling the house tour videos along with a comprehensive list of items proving Onision wasn't as strung up financially as he claimed but it has been shoa'd from Youtube. It is safe to assume the video was taken down by a claim from Onion boy given his considerate track record of such actions taking down anything remotely critical of him.

Rumor has been going about Onision, now with his most recent wife involved i lost count of how many he went through so far being involved in grooming underage girls for sex on Twitter.

Now, while I do take the following with a grain of salt given the source, I wouldn't be surprised otherwise. The site Crazy Days and Nights, a celebrity gossip site allegedly ran by a lawyer firmly ingrained in the Hollywood businesses of celebrities has recently published a blind item reveal and the reveal was about the Onion boy himself. While I discredit out of hand anonymous gossip, CDAN has had a surprisingly accurate score in the past in terms of reveals so I am willing to entertain what he says as food for thought given Onision's track record : https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/09/blind-items-revealed-6_15.html

>SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2019
>Blind Items Revealed #6
>[first published on]September 4, 2019

>Almost 3 years ago, many reports surfaced about this A-list YouTuber getting pictures from underage fans. Somehow he was able to continue his career and avoid being charged for child porn. Very recently, a victim has come forward alleging child sex abuse by this YouTuber, starting in her early teens.

>[revealed as] Onision

Furthermore, someone did come out as of late to explain the relationship she had with Onision and his wife who outright playfully made grooming allusions on their twitter in regards of this said, minor girl. While it seems fashionable for women for the past few years to lie about sexual accusations and rape allegations, it isn't the first time either that Onion boy has had sketchy shit with minors previously unearthed.
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>>29495 Xddddddddddddd
Onision = bad Digibro = good
I went to high-school with this moron. He used to wear a trench-coat (lol) and roller-blade everywhere. He also had a website with nothing but his own face plastered everywhere on it. Dude has always had problems.
>>250422 Got any good stories?
>>251988 Is he still alive?

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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>>252184 There were multiple nuzach threads over the years going all the way back to 2019.
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>>252154 >ur Mark >ur Nuzach >ur Pedochu Lol go die in a ditch, Wrist. You, nuzach and Mark all sucked each other little cocks watching twinks taking G​AMERGATE cock in the butt.
>>252639 Hello nuzach

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Michael Does Life, the incel avatar of /v/ Pollythefrog69 04/18/2022 (Mon) 14:43:46 ID: 56a880 No.144416 [Reply]
Michael also knew as Mikael or Mickal by is fans is a almost 40 years old incel vidya critic best known to normies for being the man behind the early criticisms of Cyberpunk 2077 when everyone was still hyping the game. Michael constantly cries about not being credited for this and has a personal crusade versus CD RED Projekt. Michael also has a vendetta with ReviewTechUSA when Michael used to be a fan of the show he got inviteded for a live stream, only to be disavowed by ReviewTechUSA on account of the fans of Michael being 4chan neo-Nazis. Michael is known for being one of the few left youtubers who let anyone call his show, including yelling "NlGGERS, KILL ALL NlGGERS" while trying to talk about vidya. Only to have mental breakdowns live about not being taken seriously and having useless fans from /v/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O23_h1bF7V4 Michael used to had a bf named Dillon in the Details, they both streamed together reviewing games until they had a fight about whether or not they liked a certain game, separating them both https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Does_Life Channel> https://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelDoesLife/videos Channels who mirror some of his deleted videos and streams>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFFbeisumgom2Mz1LRfTOSw/videos https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDl1Lb8EU58rzVa0ihItM6SJTHcx118e1 His twitter> https://twitter.com/michaeldoeslife
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>normies World Class is kino https://youtu.be/rbofkTmnY-U
Michael calling out Gahoole, being attacked by his schizo bugs, talking about wanting to be a wrestling figther and banning randoms from his chat for being "bots" while complaining about not being a big youtuber . https://youtu.be/3K3gaUQKvMU?t=8492 as a plus, also talking about Paulyfrog64 his paypiggie
>>176872 Gahool goons, what a pathetic waste of an existence Paulyfrog really must be desperate to fit in somewhere
>>176875 Michaels is above any of those fags, he's World Class https://youtu.be/5sWI9zjxtnU
Michael is becoming popular now. Once again nu/cow/ wasted an opportunity

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>211599 Cuck channers in the sektur? Where? Those weaklings forget the old ways.
>>211604 Is that picture for ants Sauron or Melkor?
any new developments?
>>170667 Last time I checked, the real "winners" just happen to be same guys who knew how to draw: >Andrew Dickman It seems he accomplished the wetdream of any terminal online manchild: HIRED by the cartoon industry and left his socials >ChadRocco Rocco got a bad case of autogynephilia and now larps as a big busted DiC princess peach: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SPcGwqloXTg And yet opting to have another alternative persona (TubbyToon) drawing fat art from shitty cartoons, in which he's got this obsession with Gwen from Ben 10. But at least he can flex his fame to Andrew Dobson: >Goes full aurtistic drawing little girls as 600lbs contenders >Shits on the GOP while praising shitty liberal shows <Backed by his manchildren audience from both Channel Autism and bbw-chan <Despite not improving since the early 2010's https://twitter.com/tubbitoons https://www.deviantart.com/tubbytoon
>>211850 Melkor, the shield is what gives it away.

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Delmore Oh/Second Life Lolcows Unironic Ralphamale 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:03:23 ID: 977015 No.246256 [Reply]
Anyone remember Delmore Oh from Second Life's Something Awful/W-Hat group? He's come back and is now making unfunny /pol/-tier Youtube cocks under the name Uguroza. This rabbit hole probably goes deeper than Britbong's. https://twitter.com/UgurozaVT https://www.youtube.com/@UgurozaVT/videos
>>246256 Wait Delmore is back? I haven't heard that name in over a decade and a half. I see he's recycling one of his closet furry object head motifs for his vtube character. His default look in second life was a cartoon devil and he had an inworld store called "That Handsome Devil". He made some neat stuff but he was a massive faggot.
>>246257 >Buy a gay furry's warez >call him a faggot I bet you're one of the scrubs who got banned from W-Hat for regurgitating 4chan memes.
>>246258 I was never banned from WHAT or from Baku. Even despite my spending a lot of time in Digital Worlds with channers like chainsword.
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he has a new video out on the SBI/S​ARGON controversy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmKtTWbSYX4 Kind of ironic since he himself is a gay furry. Pic related is uguroza's/delmore's old fursona.

Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>39633 That is a disgusting shitskin mongrel subhuman.
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That's the Bonkers From Yonkers.
fat amos yee?
>>203400 thats at least a year ago i think, his reddit has also been inactive. He might truly be dead, but if thats the case, I would like to see his dead body and have one last laugh

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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179 [Reply] [Last]
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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Alright people. I'm dumping EVERYTHING into the archive on archive.org/details/thejahansarchive. -->> If you want the full Jahanschive you need to download it from there. I'll tell you when it's complete (I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING MASSIVE ONE
>>240867 The full Jahanschive will have everything from 2nd Nov 2008-July 2020, in chronological order. Right now I have all of folder 1 uploaded, some of folder 2, and all of folders 5 and 6 (out of 17) So if you have already downloaded what is there you need to go back and download the videos after 20140923 6eytG8FuUfY In response to Emma Watson's He For She speech until 20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness (since I skipped that part) THE ARCHIVE COULD BE TAKEN DOWN SOMEDAY, SO BACK THESE VIDEOS UP IF YOU CARE ABOUT PRESERVING JAHANISM
>>240867 >(I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) folder 2 of 17* There are 17 folders
Do you people can find me ?
This faggot is shitting up /pol/ with is europhobic cuckworship anti racism

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hskfmn - janny of an ancient fetish forum Unironic Ralphamale 08/01/2023 (Tue) 04:41:19 ID: a36a6b No.218492 [Reply]
hskfmn is the janny of an old web 1.0 fetish site, https://metamorphose.org/. He abuses his mod powers to stamp out any dissent as an English major, call center worker such as himself feels like this and sperging on reddit about American politics and bing bing wahoos are the only things that give him satisfaction. He's a sex pest/tourist and secret groyper who is also probably darksydephil's lost brother. https://www.deviantart.com/hskfmn https://www.reddit.com/user/hskfmn/ Current address: 178 Summit Ave, St paul mn 55102
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lol pathetic. Imagine harassing the moderator of an old forum like metamorphose and posting a link to this incel thread. Get a life nerd.
>>218492 Transformation is the thinking man's fetish btw
>>218496 This last post made the thread. Reading through all of the above stuff you see a millennial man child slowly slip into redditus. The place he lives, the sexual degeneracies, the complicity with the system, the absolute and utter bugmanigication of the guy. Then you reach that last post and you see the exact niche controlled opposition like catboy is supposed to fill. Good start for a thread, OP. I am hoping this isn't a drive-by and your follow up posts dive more into the the abstracts that serve as an ersatz personality for this type of bugman copy-personality.
damn dis nigga eatin beans

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Randbot, ComradePond, Sriker - some findings Unironic Ralphamale 09/11/2023 (Mon) 07:28:03 ID: 477429 No.223556 [Reply]
There's a streamer called Randbot who was part of jcaesar187's Killstream and is a close associate of the TRS grifters. I don't know if people here are aware of him. He's largely ignored by everyone as his 'shows' are 6-8 hours long and he's painfully boring. One of his orbiters is a woman called ComradePond, whom he refers to as his 'secretary'. She essentially propped him up, and for free, if you can believe that. They aren't discussed that much, but I think I've figured out what they truly are and why she does everything. There was also some stuff on Striker's website that I found. So I thought I'd share my findings/thoughts. Striker and Yandex So we know that the NJP meeting place is a barn owned by Charles Bausman, a self-described Russian patriot living in the USA. https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2020/10/06/us-white-nationalist-group-linked-pro-kremlin-propagandist https://lancasteronline.com/news/politics/how-we-confirmed-a-barn-in-lancaster-county-was-used-for-a-2020-white-nationalist/article_e1d22d7e-3905-11ec-86df-cbae94974e5e.html In 2020, Eric Striker posted articles to a site called national-justice.com, but didn't make the site, rather it was made for him by lackeys of Mr. Bausman. The email records for national-justice aren't made using protonmail or gmail like most people. When you try to check the MX (email) records for the site, i.e. the email used to register the website, you can see that national-justice uses Yandex for its email. https://securitytrails.com/domain/national-justice.com/dns See 'MX records'. It's Yandex. Strange for an American anti-semite to be using a Jewish founded Russian email service. But this use of Yandex isn't limited to national-justice. Sometimes you wonder why things are the way they are and you end up stumbling onto the truth in the most unexpected places. Strange Listener Statistics A few years ago, in an FTN episode, Jazzhands spoke about FTN's audience size in detail as a 'whitepill'. He claimed that their total listener count was 20,000 people' or so and listed various countries in order of their respective audience size. My memory isn't perfect but I suspect Warren Balogh was there as well. The problem is the listener count doesn't make sense. If you have 20K as claimed then are you a $200K /month organization at $10/m assuming every FTN listener is also a subscribers. Even if only 50% are subscribers, then that's still $100K/m. Even if it's 2,000 subscribers or 10%, then that's $20K/m. I don't know exactly which episode it was unfortunately. If anyone can find it, then please share it, so we can learn what their listener statistics actually are. Randbot So who is Randbot? Randbot, real name Ryan Johnson, is a ballwasher. https://foxdickfarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/ryan-johnson-randbot-2020-jimmy-russell.81215/ Specifically he is a ballwasher for the TRS crew. He loves washing Mike Enoch's balls and when he's done with that, all he thinks of doing is washing Eric Striker's balls. But of course the ultimate goal is to wash Jesse Dunstan's balls, preferably with his saliva. He does lovingly call him Sven or Svenpai after all. Every day the drunk Australian awakens, and much like Mike Enoch bloviating for 3 hours and calling it a podcast, he bloviates for 5-8 hours in a livestream and calls it a 'show'. There is no structure, planning or effort involved. A few tweets serve as conversation starters, his 10 paypigs send their own for a price and the rest is improvised. The guy always pretends to be sick, which is always some infection his son gave him, in order to take the day off. The way he uses his health/kid as an excuse when he wants to just sit and play video games instead of doing his 'show' is childish.

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>>236720 what the fuck is this fat bitch even talking about? she's happy they all have the same few paypig?
>>236819 They just make shit up. Nothing these "people" say can be trusted. She just invented some nonsensical explanation as to why they're 'winning' and behaves as if nothing is wrong. Her persistent support of Rand is highly suspicious and is almost certainly a Bausman plant.
Does anyone have all the archives of Randbot streaming on youtube together with TheGatorGamer?
Randbot, if you ever read this, I want you to know you are an untalented, useless, drunk retard. You will never amount to anything; joining the military was the most you could ever achieve in life. You are lazy, arrogant and unfunny. Your 'show' is complete garbage that is repulsive to anyone who isn't a terminally online loser. I hope your ugly, bald, manly wife divorces you. I hope your paypigs lose their job so they can't support your 'show' anymore and that you are forced to become a janitor cleaning toilets in an Indian restaurant somewhere with a lot of Abo's in Australia. Please KYS.
>>238223 Everyone but 20 people feel the same way

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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jersh just locked new log-ins, pool's closed due to AIDS
As soon as foxdickfarms caught on jacksfilms sssniperwolf drama i start seeing it posted here, just admit it /cow/boys, kiwiGODS own you
kiwiGODS WON
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Oldfag contest at the farms
>>223986 Foxdick is very reddit, there’s going to be a natural clash. Also, BANTER IS FUN YOU TARD

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