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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
http://archive.fo/iJd34
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>>80541 >blank soulless stare >my name is barbra chandler i'm doing fine This looks like a legit hostage situation. Does he keep her in the basement and only let's her out when it's time to prove to everyone he hasn't killed and eaten her yet? >ask questions in the comments below >Comments are turned off
PRISON ESCAPE
>>125862 Majestic like a swan.
>>125862 >you can't catch me jerkop i'm a sonichu! >gets zapped to the extreme Would be amazing if that were actually Chris, but with how shitty the footage is it could be any fatass with long hair.
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>>63525 Evidently you can leave reviews on the Chandler household once again. It was gone for a while and I'm not sure when it came back, but the earliest review was from 3 months ago which makes it from about 2 months after Chris got locked up. It's sporting a much higher 4.6 this time. https://www.google.com/search?q=The+Chandler+Household+Ruckersville&hl=en&biw=1536&bih=739&ei=LP3OYcruB5uS0PEP74-wwA8&ved=0ahUKEwjKtOq0io71AhUbCTQIHe8HDPgQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=The+Chandler+Household+Ruckersville&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsANKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQAFgAYJsEaAFwAngAgAEAiAEAkgEAmAEAyAEIwAEB&sclient=gws-wiz

A /christmas/ Invitation to /cow/ Toad 12/18/2021 (Sat) 02:25:29 ID: 88d103 No.127690 [Reply]
Evening /cow/, how's it going? There's going to be music and games tomorrow if you would like to stop by. Feel free to make a thread if you would like as well! It's going to be a fun time starting in about 14ish hours! Technical details: >There will be a Christmas radio on anon.cafe/christmas featuring music (Christmas and non-Christmas) from prolikewoah/animu, smuglo.li (probably, working out the details with that DJ), and anon.cafe/l >Music stream will happen on the 18th of December from 9AM Saturday American West Coast to roughly 9PM or later (5PM Saturday to 5AM Sunday GMT/UTC, or 2AM Sunday to 2PM Tokyo time) >There will be a separate games thread for anons who want to play games, with servers and hosts edited into the OP since the goal is for anons to socialize and enjoy themselves- OJ, EDF, and Veloren are probably on the books right now. >You can make your own lobbies for the games thread without being tied to a board, but it's a good chance to advertise your board >Feel free to make an advertising thread promoting your board. If you want to have a fun activity attached, that is also welcome!
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lol zoomers
why cant i find a bf uwu why cant i find a bf uwu

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Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 15:12:57 ID: a01ec8 No.127642 [Reply]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL take a look at this paedo (?) i found on gbatemp, where lots of kids/teens who like pokemon and nintendo gather up on (most male, I presume). https://gbatemp.net/members/ancientboi.549880/ > archive dot md slash BSjI7 He keeps posting about how he's 'nakey' and sad that his boyfriend died. This shit is all on his public profile and he has kids reply to him as if he's their friend. complete paedo behaviour. Also, his tag (or wtv) is: Gay Warlord · 64 64 is presumably his age, likely even older. Highlights: >[wishing I could go outside n drink my COFFEE nakey on the front porch, but It's a heavy rainstorm here today. 20 mph winds to boot] Yuck >My god, I gotta stop being a cry baby, and get back into LIFE. So here goes, Hi people! >FUQ! Fuq! Fuq! Fuq! Hospital just called, saying my BF just won't wake up. I'm sad as chit right now! Fuq! >Sad today. BF is unresponsive n sent to hospital from nursing home. FUQ! >Have to go see my BF today. They moved him to another nursing home. [sad]

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I don't get it, where are the cocks
its a zoomer troll just like u

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New lolcow found on cuckchan's /k/ aka Schizo-kun Toad 11/05/2021 (Fri) 03:26:08 No.123836 [Reply]
Sups faggots, I found a potential lolcow that's ready for julaying whilst dicking around on 4/k/uck. This faggot's meltdowns are lulzy as fuck and there's even a fucking archive of this sperg's emotional meltdowns of epic proportions going back to 2020, each time he's reminded of his urine soaked sheets. From death threats to spamming gore to even repeating the same lines like a broken record, this G​AMERGATE's autism is beautiful and should be known to the rest of the internet. He is also a self-admitted newfag and says he is 22 years old. Our mentally ill edgepilled friend seems to enjoy living in absolute filth and has a weird obsession with troons and faggots, but doesn't like being reminded of it. He's also a stimmy collecting chimp. >https://desuarchive.org/k/search/subject/Poorfag%20General/ You can also find him sperging out in /gq/ and /arq/, inquire in the archive for more lulz. How to summon him >use one of the attached images and use it as the OP pic when you make a thread, be sure to put in "Poorfag General" as the topic. >he will proceed to call you a tranny, etc and spam gore/death threats. >buckle thy fuckles for lulz shall commence Common Names >Pissy Pablo >Bed Wetting Willy >Pisser Parker >Alex Aspergers >Petey Piss Sheets >Yuri the Urinator >William the Wizzer

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Can someone bait him again?
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Kek this guy's great. Danke schön OP, today you weren't a fag.
Let's see if he comes to us.
this guy seems pretty based
>>126850 >having cartoonish outbursts over banter >based shiggy diggy

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Grifter Kid Nick Lim - 8KUN System Architect: ROFL Edition Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 05:23:57 No.14397 [Reply] [Last]
Keep this playing in the background it's the thread theme. It's like watching a man drown for nearly 2hrs, start at ~9:00: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LreffN2srV0

Keep in mind at all time that this is the guy building 8KUN and "Project Odin v9000" with Ron. Jim and Ron Watkins have solicited the services of a small Asian boy named Nick Lim. He has a loooong history of being a grifter selling services like DDoS mitigation while also selling DDoS attacks at the same time. There are entire threads devoted to trolling him on hackforms.net but they've been scrubbed. Luckily we've still got the best stuff.

Q: When will ChadWheels stop winning g-guys? https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1187217275843006465

Best explainer: http://archive.is/wAzAw

POST HISTORY on HF: https://hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=2211567 - https://hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=5807098

REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/EtherMining/comments/8ar9by/why_do_we_have_to_discuss_whether_or_not_to_keep/dx0ygy8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Imagine trusting this oblivious little boy to case out your network and keep it safe. O_o

IG: https://www.instagram.com/nickthelim/
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC73cKA0l613nqAyX_3ST8QQ
LK: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nick-lim-96564a91/
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>>119307 >>125979 Samefag more.
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He uses Discord as "Lao" Here he asks 8k/month for DDOS mitigation for a small blog, and demands his 5k payment or else he will delete all the files immediately
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Customer says Nick didn't provide an option on the site to cancel auto-renew Tells Nick he shouldn't force auto-renews on people, get insulted
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Nick Lim commits financial fraud on customers For example, by not canceling plans.
Besides his illegal scamming, his "innovations" are mostly (or maybe even entirely reselling. He markets a leak search tool as innovation, then doesn't provide attribution to the guy who actually made it until he gets asked in public. https://twitter.com/troyhunt/status/1446610022176231428

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Guntstream Anonymous 05/27/2020 (Wed) 08:05:17 ID: 1e3907 No.57589 [Reply] [Last]
You faggots keep shitting up the cyclical so contain your autism here. If it's quiet it's fine but when there's shit going on and you faggots are posting walls of text it derails the thread which aids the e-celebs that constantly try to control the narrative. The Гунтstream is the successor to the Shillstream/Гунтstream from Stream.me. Robi, who took over restreaming duties from goldstar continued the site on cytu.be after stream.me's death. The channel began to host additional cocks, such as lets plays, streaming shows and, most notoriously, gay debates. CAST OF TRANNIES <Гунтstream Trio >Robi Pires Owner and troon in chief of the lonely hearts tranny club. Robi originally restreamed the Гунт on stream.me when the faggot would actually wake up. Being too busy running the CP repository known as Julay.World, he now plays cuckime like Made In Abyss and does let's plays of Half Life 2. He spends every waking minute on the Julay World IRC which is such a cancerous shithole that it makes Discord look clean. He barely uses the site himself and has gone on record saying he's hated the place for the past 3 months. When koi turned /v/ into a pedo paradise, his brilliant idea was to let the site be spammed with CP for a few days to settle some IRC dispute about the 'heh' pill. Certifiably retarded. >Bill, Farmfag, Pringles One of the Гунтstream trio and Julay mod. BO of /dig/, a dead board that he's proud of for some reason. He watches moeshit for countless hours while larping as some guy with a farm. He gets very angry on IRC when dilating. >HangingFlesh, Weasel, Гунтopia, Zachfag, Cassie

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>>123757 Falseflag more, Гунтstream faggot. "Trsperg" don't use discord.
>>123835 Maybe you don't know (lmao sure, as if you weren't lying as usual) but you certainly did back whe those caps were taken.
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Wolfspider (pedophile and simp for trannies and twinks) is is jealous that Asston is the one who gets the women's gifts, not like him who pays for nudes of trannies.
>>57589 What did jcaesar187 do in a pizzeria in 1980? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeFhn7BMEA
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>>126113 Sir this is an Arby's the same one jcaesar187 killed and raped a little girl behind in 1998

chris chan thread Toad 06/30/2021 (Wed) 00:04:58 ID: 7ddbe7 No.107824 [Reply] [Last]
this is a chris chan thread
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>>113489 I'm kinda hoping he'll try to join all of them by pretending to be different sonichus.
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does anyone know how can I get into foxdickfarms? I would really like to be part of foxdickfarms maybe somebody can help
>>114758 Be a tranny eceleb or soyboy skinny fat paypiggie
this fat G​AMERGATE broke out lol

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Toad 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:47:04 No.83381 [Reply]
>plenty of crossposting with /leftypol/ >full of feds >well know for having zoomer gays doing discord biblical studies and believing that they are better than other gays only bickers they read a kike fairy tales book >mods are involved with pedo allegations for years >constantly raid /pol/ and any other political boards to push their narrative and stories
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>>84911 Lots of seethe and cope coming from the eternal failures at pagang. Just bickers Toad McKinley is utter cringe doesn't make any of this a viable thing. I don't even know about the /christian board, and even I can tell that everything here is as cucked as /fascist is right now.
>>85001 >I don't even know about the /christian board so opinion discarded
>>83381 i'm honestly sick of christcucks, they never provide any actual argument other than the bible and some christians said jews were evil (on a religious basis mind you) and otherwise just resort to adhom. It doesn't even make since for europeans to continue a tradition of a foreign religion, when with paganism it's europe's own tradition
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>>85001 Literally Muttie tier post, fuck off from the cyclical and the board as whole.
Majority of tvch "catholics" are groypers shitskin or /christian/ faggots from back 8chan days and they always used to be friends with some retards from /leftpol/ tunkers for some reason

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Please join together in prayer. We must pray to GOD. Toad 11/08/2020 (Sun) 15:34:24 ID: 9c3126 No.89913 [Reply]
Psalm 91 >1Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.a >2I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.” >3Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence. >4He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart. >5You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day, >6nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday. >7A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you. >8You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked. >9If you say, “The Lord is my refuge,” and you make the Most High your dwelling, >10no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent. >11For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways; >12they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone. >13You will tread on the lion and the cobra; you will trample the great lion and the serpent. >14“bickers heb loves me,” says the Lord, “I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name. >15He will call on me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honor him. >16With long life I will satisfy him and show him my salvation.”

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>>124779 Eat my Shit. S​ARGON
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>>124779 no lies detected
>>124817 What a handsome Méin Fürher, Mein KÉK

Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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Can someone give me the rundown on why Гунт hates foxdickfarms and JAHSHOOA CAHNNER MOOOOON so much?
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