/cow/ - Lolcows

Autism speaks. It's time to listen.

Build Back Better

Sorry for the delays in the BBB plan. An update will be issued in the thread soon in late August. -r

Max message length: 6144

Drag files to upload or
click here to select them

Maximum 5 files / Maximum size: 20.00 MB

Captcha
no cookies?
More

(used to delete files and postings)


Open file (49.17 KB 239x266 sonic friday.jpg)
Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]
God, you're pathetic.
40 posts and 45 images omitted.
>>45745 why does this image hurt my autism,so much?
Open file (50.24 KB 167x255 1685124266113111.png)
>God damn these retards are a bit much when you're locked in with them.
Open file (265.09 KB 2048x2018 FweDKS0aEAE2xLa.jpeg)
>>225823 It's Thursday, you fucking spastic.

Open file (106.99 KB 1024x1024 Krogman.jpg)
Open file (84.38 KB 512x512 Shawn Boday.jpg)
Open file (788.63 KB 800x800 Ross Perkins.jpg)
Open file (24.00 KB 494x372 Fake thread detector.png)
The owners of MetArt, Stream.me and the subversion of 4chan Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2023 (Thu) 20:13:18 ID: bdfb5f No.223978 [Reply]
Hello /cow/, I go by hellDweller on poa.st. I'm here as I wanted to share some information. I have written up 36 articles including one on 4chan called 'The Technological Subversion of 4chan' showcasing the nature of its fake threads. I also wrote a 12 part series on owners of porn sites as I wanted them to expose them. I'm here as I wanted the information within the 4chan and porn series more than others to spread as far as possible. Posting on 4chan is out of the question and I don't trust 8kun. I did post on poa.st but I only ever got around 20 followers there. I didn't know where else to turn as I don't have any blog/YouTube/Telegram channel with any sizeable audience and I'm not interested in building one up either. I'm not looking for money or clout, I just want the information to be known by as many people as possible. So I thought let me just post it here, as what else do I do? To give you an idea of what I'm talking about let me introduce you to MetArt and it's owner Jonathan Krogman. MetArt produces possibly the most amount of substitute CP on the internet. I say 'substitute' as the girls are legally 18 and older, but their bodies are underdeveloped to such an extent that it's like they never went through puberty. They look like children despite legally being adults, thus satisfying the sick craving for children/prepubescents without technically breaking the law. I'm not going to post examples here but you are welcome to see them yourself. Krogman has made untold millions off of this 'business' of his. Please globally report me/Lords-of-Porn---Part-9---Aristocrats-09-07 The site is hosted by a company called Accretive Technologies also called ICF technologies, which is owned by Ross Perkins and Shawn Boday. These 2 fine gentlemen have over 1700 porn domains registered by their company. They are also registered as directors in one of the shell companies MetArt uses, so they're profiting off of the substitute CP too. They have a payment processor as well, which is used by Vixen media of Blacked.com fame. What these people are doing is wrong and immoral and while I have no power to stop them myself, I hope that by naming them something good can come of it. Please globally report me/Lords-of-Porn---Part-10---Final-Part---The-Kings-Guards-09-07 Stream.me Now these people also ran another site. One many alogs here will recognize. Stream.me. That's right, the site where the Гунт and Metokur used to stream on, was in fact run by people who also ran porn sites. But that's not all, it turns out they host actual CP as well. All proof is present within the articles. 4chan has been flooded with fake threads created by some sort of system that uses machine generated '/pol/' speak to hide the fact that the threads are fake. But their system results in the phenomenon of the threads all being '1 post by ID' threads' or being made of replies that are mostly 1 post by ID. This happens as they are likely unable to simulate real conversations. I have created a simple HTML and JavaScript code that counts the ID's and the number of posts they've made, then shows the overall number of '1 post by ID's' to help us understand whether or not the thread is fake. Please globally report me/The-Technological-Subversion-of-4chan-09-10 graf from poa.st has graciously hosted the code on https://shill.moe You can easily go to 4chan, copy a thread ID, type it in and find out whether or not a thread is fake. Now I'm aware /cow/ doesn't like graf, (or at least that's my perception of it) but look I don't know any of the lore, nor do I have time to read up on it or even care right now. He was perfectly polite to me in my interactions with him and I've had a positive experience overall. I'm not going to get into an argument about something I know nothing about nor am I going to throw someone under the bus who has been perfectly polite to me without understanding anything.

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

12 posts and 2 images omitted.
Open file (411.75 KB 220x165 You.gif)
>>224741 >OMG I KNOW IT IS GROWN ASS WOMEN BUT IT IS ACKSHULLY CP bickers OF MY QANON TIER HAIRBRAINED CONSPIRITARD SHIT ABOUT CP! I KNOW THESE ARE NORMAL AGED WOMEN BUT IM JUST SO OBSESSED WITH CTheTheGatorGamerGamer! CCCCCCTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerPP!
>>224779 >>224741 https://www.metart.com/model/jia-lissa Holy shit it'S that 27 year old G​AMERGATE fucking whore from blacked.com ON METART CREATING CP! ITS CP! ITS THE FUCKING 27 YEAR OLD CP!!! C C C P P P P TheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerPP CCCCCTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamerTheTheGatorGamerGamer!!!! CP! ITS THE CP!
>>224779 >Look at this 27 year old, ignore all the other legally adult girls who look prepubescent Triggered pedo, kys
>>224819 >they are 27 years old you fucking sweaty gamer!!!!!!!!!! I'm convinced that faggots like you are part of a feminist gayop against right wing men, or any man who isn't a fag. Gas yourself, tranny.
Where's the funny?

Open file (22.14 KB 450x472 fat.jpg)
Unironic Ralphamale 07/09/2022 (Sat) 18:38:42 ID: 6842c5 No.161373 [Reply]
jcaesar187's new address. He sold his house while the market's high and is temp staying in an apartment while he waits for his next house to be finished. 403 Stockton Street Apt 4304 Richmond, VA, 23224
9 posts and 3 images omitted.
>>161373 Pantsu nudes anyone?
Open file (189.99 KB 960x1280 Amanda nude.jpg)
>>224351 I don't know why but I expected better. Thanks. This the only one?
Open file (357.36 KB 1842x1415 guntjak.jpg)
>>224353 Yeah the only one so far unless jcaesar187 changes his mind about making peace with pantsu and decides to go on the attack again. At least pantsu isn't fat like faith was I'll giver her that but very much underwhelming overall.
If he's going to wear The Rugby, he should treat it with respect and starch the collar.

Open file (2.76 MB 1666x3228 GOONCLOWN LOST.png)
Goon Clown/ clownngoonpinkie/@SillyGayClown/gigglygoonclown/Orion Grant Passmore Unironic Ralphamale 08/02/2023 (Wed) 04:31:41 ID: 41a6d1 No.218695 [Reply] [Last]
Reporting from Soyjak.Party, big time grooming server and pedo tranny doxxxed https://soyjak.party/raid/thread/43132.html https://archive.md/0EGU3 Paste below, will post several pictures after the OP. Do note that there is some disgusting shit in there, that includes genuine CP and zoo porn Name: Orion Grant Passmore Address: 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704 (confirmed; lives with grandmother) DOB: May 13, 2002 Phone: +1 (520) 260-4473, +1 (520) 585-3886 (unknown which) Email: oriongrantp@gmail.com, kingdekulink@gmail.com, redbutalsoemail@gmail.com, ilovestrokingtodownies@gmail.com Passwords: moomoo567, mommy2013, piMxv420 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100077019760623 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chonas420 [https://archive.ph/Mv4ey] Twitter (EXTREMELY NSFW): https://twitter.com/SillyGayClown [https://archive.ph/xN5Kj] Mother Name: Roana Lane Noland / Roana Lane Passmore

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

189 posts and 220 images omitted.
>>221297 Link's bloody dead, buddy
>>223261 It works but you have to replace foxdick to k​​iw​i in that TOR address or alternatively you can go to the clearnet site ki​​wi​​farms.st
>>223273 Nigger, I know what foxdickfarms is, but what I'm saying is that it bounces access with TOR browser with the following message: >Error: browser does not support WebAssembly.
>>223276 works for me sounds like a (you) problem, ni​g​g​er faggot :)
Nothing much has been happening, other than silent research into goon's orbiters. Here is a video on him that hasn't been posted yet https://yewtu.be/watch?v=aJl2zMbYpLk I've seen quite a few soyteens thinking that police will do anything to him. Let this be a lesson: cops are NOT your friends and will NOT help you when it matters. One thing they will never touch is a troon, even ones that go to public schools to flash their cut off dongs rarely get arrested for it

Open file (224.32 KB 1080x1185 capo poly.jpg)
Open file (67.69 KB 624x230 swatting time.png)
Unironic Ralphamale 09/11/2023 (Mon) 00:58:42 ID: de111f No.223483 [Reply]
Christopher E Welke likes taking it up the ass from G​AMERGATEs. should i hear his name or Alanas name again Holly Welkes will know about it As I have clout in plate gang as my name is fluffy dog

Open file (1.78 MB 5120x2576 the ultimate autism.png)
Open file (179.58 KB 816x376 123.PNG)
Open file (150.45 KB 1034x742 biggest sperg on v 2.png)
Half-life autistic Anonymous 12/06/2019 (Fri) 06:20:56 ID: 7a6997 No.21948 [Reply]
I figured /cow/ would find this interesting. Both bickers it's a lolcow and also bickers it involves this site. On 4chan's /v/ board there is a sperg that hates multiple games so much that he will literally make hundreds of threads and thousands of posts in only the spam of a few weeks just to shitpost it. Currently his autistic rage is on the videogame Half-Life. In the last 3 days alone he has made dozens of threads and hundreds of posts over 9 hours a day on 3 separate image boards just to let the world know how much Half-Life upsets him. He even goes to Julay's /v/ board, makes posts there then spams links to said posts on 4chan's /v/. If you make a thread about Half-life on 4chan, 8kun or Julay he will find it within minutes and spam it with the exact same posts. In my 12 years on image boards besides maybe Barneyfag I have never seen an anon so autistic before.
All 3 pics are of him.
7 posts and 1 image omitted.
>>21948 This site died long ago, has no soul, is just gossip about jcaesar187 or fags pedos taking about other fag pedos that they hate.
>>222715 Cope more newfaggot, people like calculator-kun are alogging more than you ever will and weakload keeps it alive with his hang kang whores.
>>23307 Emma Watson is actually underrated and a far better actress than the waifus the degenerates over at tvch love so much.
>>222715 this, tvch also died

Open file (248.91 KB 1080x1076 CatboyKami.jpg)
CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
189 posts and 65 images omitted.
Open file (205.22 KB 701x2972 Nick Fuentes.png)
Open file (1.25 MB 1201x942 gootthl oloi.PNG)
Seriously why is there no trace of the old vods with Anime conventions, tinder autism, 24 hour live streams etc. ? Like all that cocks and history on him just gone forever. pic related
Test
>>26300 The crazy thing about Kami is how he has black girls orbiting this guy even though he's massively racist. Dude is fuckin crazy lol
Open file (647.58 KB 1390x1821 1679649537308.jpg)
Open file (41.33 KB 680x441 Hardr.jpeg)
>>222738 Black girls love racist white guys. Even Nic the Spic seems to get along with black women, and he has a jungle fever, so maybe it works out for him.

Open file (251.58 KB 381x606 -27 101850.png)
Open file (236.43 KB 268x470 tofu.png)
Open file (16.89 KB 320x427 IMG_7203.jpg)
The Hypersexual Satanist Furry Feminist Phoebe Wells - Friedtofu 11/27/2022 (Sun) 02:01:30 ID: 644c18 No.181851 [Reply]
Phoebe Wells was born October 2, 2006 in Queensland, Australia.When she was 13-14 she would pull the hair of classmates and put them into bags inside of a box. She had 14 bags in total with their names and birthdates.She would get their hair by inviting them to sleepovers, forcely pulling it out then playing off as accident, and she wouldn’t stop with hair she also had her ex boyfriend's two year old underwear that she periodically snuffs to remember him. Along with people’s gum, spit,cum, and vials of blood which she threw away saying it was “disgusting”. Asking people to pee on her clint.This was all revealed in Meowbah server host by 19 year old groomer Jenna Leigh Hutcheson. Where Phoebe would carved Meowbah in her arm and also sell her nudes to moderators. Afterwards she would be groomed by countless other people such as Breone(https://www.youtube.com/c/Breone), ccs, and many others. She also was abused by her mother which she recorded for some unknown reason. She also attempted suicide to escape ccs her doxxer. Dox: Phoebe Wells Date of Birth: October 2, 2006 Age:16

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

2 posts omitted.
so, she rejected emojitroon, based girl
Open file (160.69 KB 986x555 1649371077344.jpg)
>>181933 rent free huh vol
Well, it shouldn’t take too long to reach /agatha2/.
Holy shit, her mother is the fucking salt of the earth. I hope that no one seriously thinks she was abusing her just based on that video.
Post the dox of the sick fuck who posted kid dox next.

#GamerGoyim + Ni/gg/er Thread [cake/v/ + /gg/]: "pedophilia is just like basic biology bro trust me" Edition Toad 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:40:06 ID: 113fc0 No.102181 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is a place for a complete dedicated discussion of the #S​ARGON general from the remnants of 8chan's /v/, otherwise known as cake/v/, the thread has a history of discussing anything but a 7-year-old dead movement attacking a strong woman and mostly prefers to be a /pol/-lite mixed with discussion of why furfaggotry and pedophilia are actually totally based and something an oldfag would endorse! The #S​ARGON thread is a walking contradiction, whether it is the fact that they claim to be oldfags despite the fact that they are clearly redditors that latched onto 8chan for a semblance of the lack of culture they so desperately crave, and hence their obsession/attachment to old gamergay related memes such as vivian and the exodus from 4chan, claim to hate kikes one minute but use a board run by a jew and claim he is /ourkike/ the next, or just the simple fact that during #gamergay they constantly talked about how it wasn't really a natzee movement run by manhaters while posting how much they hated queen anita, there is something truly fascinating about these subhuman pedophile oldfag larpers. It is to say that these subhumans in all their time posting about the same fucking shit for so long have never changed and have forever remained as redditors trying so desperately to fit in with anons, the only thing they successfully adopted was the massive cope that pedos on image boards and websites all around the internet have used to justify their disgusting want to molest innocent children. I think it is fine time that >we finally had a new thread that discussed the ni/gg/ers, even though /cow/ has been a zombie board dedicated to the exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and jcaesar187 related individuals for almost 3 years chuckles for some reason >we live so rent-free in these pedos heads that whenever something happens to their little hugbox they blame >us. The fact is these pedophile faggots are an endless supply of julay that keeps on giving, their autistic statements never cease to amaze me, it is time that instead of simply lurking the thread I shared the autism with the rest of you 5 autists here and had a little of fun for once just like old fag times. gaytor As of now acidfed and mark mann the pedophiles have begun to openly allow pedophiles to discuss their wanting to fuck little girls on blacked.gov, otherwise known as markchan, cakechan, 8blacked, or marks personal pedo haven. >We know that they allow said discussion bickers they themselves are pedophiles. Ni/gg/ers, have shockingly come out in support of pedophilia, I know shocking! It isn't as if 7 years of their thread hasn't already shown how much they want to fuck little kids and proven queen antia and zoe right about #gamergay. Apparently the king slaphead directly contacted mark and has supposedly convinced him to remove the board, but I don't think that has happened as of yet and the cp spam is still pretty intense over there right now. Recent ni/gg/er thread where they were having their meltdown: https://archive.is/zsOGa /cow/ was being blamed for everything as "/cow/ are duh reeeel pedos bro!" Another little bonus is that known pedophile john barnhill was totally not shilling himself on the thread as well. Credit to the anons in this thread here for most of the images I have now plus alerting me of their recent meltdowns in the first place, ni/gg/ers are still running damage control there right now! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/45327.html https://archive.is/o40FT Cake/v/'s current main address:

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

764 posts and 475 images omitted.
>>228114 my talmud says >3 year olds are kosher stupid goy
>>225961 >>225962 >>225966 Go to hell you dumb piece of shit, you let this board die even before the site died out. Go get your brains blown out by a Hamas sniper like your namesake
>>231890 JEWS shit his pants and did nothing wrong, not his fault lolcows aren't exactly what they used to be and when push came to shove so many anons gave up.
Open file (68.95 KB 480x621 hand rubbing.jpg)
>>228114 >JEWS running defense for Mark Mann(paedophile)? color me shocked I remember letting two or three Mark threads reach the bump limits on 8chan's /cow/ before I figured out that we're never getting anything funnier than the Mark lookalike's asshole getting spammed on all boards. I was the only one who was interested in his "autism home" back then; everyone else was just bitching about him. I don't remember if I ever placed a moratorium on new threads, but I would have. >hey you ever heard how Mark groomed his 5 year old niece with a little paedophile game called UNTERALTERBACH and got barred from his family for it? Mark has invited me to family gatherings, so unless this happened after Passover, I'm sure this isn't true. I can assure you, however, that the vast majority of sweaty gamers I banned from the original 8chan were also white nationalists and neo-Nazis.

Open file (71.84 KB 496x448 trollface.jpg)
JPMorgan Internal Security Information TheAmazingKyleRobbins 08/27/2023 (Sun) 02:53:58 No.221594 [Reply]
Hi, My name is Kyle Robbins. I'm the Sr. SRE manager of GTI (Global Technology Infrastructure)/CNS (Compute, Network, Storage) at JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMC). My JPMC SID is V677983. I report directly to GTI ESX Operations Sr. Manager of the Americas, Kenneth L. Falor (SID F671000). A detailed description about JPMC's internal security protocols can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu81 A detailed description about JPMC's W.A.D.U. employee monitoring system can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu80 I wanted to let everyone know that I stand in solidarity with Kenneth L. Falor. The things that we have been asked to do by JPMC upper management with regards to eliminating unwanted employees is not right...and that's putting it lightly. I can no longer continue to do the things I have been pressured to do. List of VMware employees currently compromised by the JPMC's phone spyware and are effectively being blackmailed: - Dixon Ly - Nimish Desai - Steven Tumolo - Vlad Lalovic - Chirag Patel - Trey Tyler

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

Nigger employees
>>221594 Godspeed OP.
This is very interesting and in no way does it belong on /cow/.

Report/Delete/Moderation Forms
Delete
Report