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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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Fat
I'd smash tee bee honest fam
>>273597 Why tho. That down bad?
>>273599 To assert dominance over a communist
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JPMorgan Internal Security Information TheAmazingKyleRobbins 08/27/2023 (Sun) 02:53:58 No.221594 [Reply]
Hi, My name is Kyle Robbins. I'm the Sr. SRE manager of GTI (Global Technology Infrastructure)/CNS (Compute, Network, Storage) at JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPMC). My JPMC SID is V677983. I report directly to GTI ESX Operations Sr. Manager of the Americas, Kenneth L. Falor (SID F671000). A detailed description about JPMC's internal security protocols can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu81 A detailed description about JPMC's W.A.D.U. employee monitoring system can be read here: https://rentry.co/wadu80 I wanted to let everyone know that I stand in solidarity with Kenneth L. Falor. The things that we have been asked to do by JPMC upper management with regards to eliminating unwanted employees is not right...and that's putting it lightly. I can no longer continue to do the things I have been pressured to do. List of VMware employees currently compromised by the JPMC's phone spyware and are effectively being blackmailed: - Dixon Ly - Nimish Desai - Steven Tumolo - Vlad Lalovic - Chirag Patel - Trey Tyler

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>>221594 Godspeed OP.
This is very interesting and in no way does it belong on /cow/.
IMPORTANT information
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Unironic Ralphamale 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:07:39 ID: 18d5aa No.226810 [Reply]
This is the crazy lolcow extravaganza from the 1990s you've never heard of. This show's format was STOLEN (and ruined) by Jerry Springer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaY7zquMd8 >The host Wally George. An angry, loudmouth Republican who shouts down HILARIOUS liberal guests and always trash talks them. Wally called for homosexuality to be made illegal. And even though he was kind of based, he was also kind of crazy. >The show HOT SEAT. This was Southern California's most HIGH ENERGY show at the time. It was a must see to locals who lived near Disneyland. >The guests The guests were pre-selected to be loony crazy liberals, and they are just too funny. And they're real people (even when the show can seem fixed). This is a must see. It's a testament to how much ancient LOLCOW shit you'll never see bickers no one will ever remember it/post about it.
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Here's 2 hours of wally being prank called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKUld1x2Yc
>>226810 This is good.
Wally gets trolled by own audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhnD68OkgQ
Saw this show and it was lame in fact of course.
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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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>>184279 > you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types Post the links then
>>188205 some legal work around bullshit prob
>>152556 Why is it ALWAYS that phenotype of male that are so okay with shit like this?
>>140503 >DMCAs every single copy on the internet. Based?
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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imhB36SjD0[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuKqhYggQo&t=1160s[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoDPIVtTHI&t=13s[Embed]
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
templeos.org
https://christine.website/blog/templeos-1-installation-and-basic-use-2019-05-20
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>>140837 Terry was based kill yourself foxdick.
>>140845 Terry was foxdick kill yourself based
>>15363 >5 years later Still waiting for Shitatle to be nuked by the Chinese or whatever.
Almost 6 years later btw
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Tauren thread Anonymous 09/27/2019 (Fri) 11:30:05 ID: b9b163 No.9328 [Reply]
enjoy brudders
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Im glad that muh guild is not filled with those sort of cucks. The first uppity GAMERGATE that complained got kicked.
>>10118 Nice
WoW in 2025 btw
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Sophie Dong Unironic Ralphamale 05/06/2025 (Tue) 17:44:38 ID: 801b3b No.269313 [Reply]
She sits on incel forums and messages incels all day. Avoid this ugly bitch like the plague
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>>269321 >>269321 <does she do anything interesting Well, she clearly managed to get into New York illegally and needs to be deported back to China or wherever the fuck she came from. Calls to ICE need to be made.
Reposted her (corrected) dox to help her get deported back to China: https://doxbin.com/upload/SophieDongchinkwhore doxbin . com / upload / SophieDongchinkwhore
Doxcucks removed it bickers of "oh no raycism" but don't worry, I'll make sure to repost it at least 100 times if necessary.
>>269327 if cuckbin keep removing the doxxx then put it on archive.ph and post the link it here
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Half-life autistic Anonymous 12/06/2019 (Fri) 06:20:56 ID: 7a6997 No.21948 [Reply]
I figured /cow/ would find this interesting. Both bickers it's a lolcow and also bickers it involves this site. On 4chan's /v/ board there is a sperg that hates multiple games so much that he will literally make hundreds of threads and thousands of posts in only the spam of a few weeks just to shitpost it. Currently his autistic rage is on the videogame Half-Life. In the last 3 days alone he has made dozens of threads and hundreds of posts over 9 hours a day on 3 separate image boards just to let the world know how much Half-Life upsets him. He even goes to Julay's /v/ board, makes posts there then spams links to said posts on 4chan's /v/. If you make a thread about Half-life on 4chan, 8kun or Julay he will find it within minutes and spam it with the exact same posts. In my 12 years on image boards besides maybe Barneyfag I have never seen an anon so autistic before.
All 3 pics are of him.
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>>21948 This site died long ago, has no soul, is just gossip about jcaesar187 or fags pedos taking about other fag pedos that they hate.
>>222715 Cope more newfaggot, people like calculator-kun are alogging more than you ever will and weakload keeps it alive with his hang kang whores.
>>23307 Emma Watson is actually underrated and a far better actress than the waifus the degenerates over at tvch love so much.
>>222715 this, tvch also died
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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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Why do they come here?
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>>159738 Anyone?
is this really the same person who did the animepussypod with djoats?
>This retard and Reiko were the prelude to goonclown fiasco Deepest Lore
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cramberry Unironic Ralphamale 09/27/2022 (Tue) 14:34:59 ID: 611d2e No.175939 [Reply]
cramberry is a discord tranny who is responsible for spamming the 4chan ms /co/ and emmy the robot threads with oppai loli porn. he also relentlessly harassed random discord users and artists for refusing his pedophilic requests.
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>>175960 Literally anything backing up said claims, among other things like how am I supposed to harass them with this shitty an OP dude?
>>175975 hes been b& from all the relevant discords but if you go through the 4chan archive youll see his oppai loli spam in the emmy the robot threads
>>176341 >discord And you faggots try to call me gay
Literally another emojitroon persona, get it together faggot
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