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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909 [Reply] [Last]
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/
https://www.instagram.com/pstomlinson/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4729556.Patrick_S_Tomlinson
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he seems kinda based to me
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Don't know if any of you alogs are OnA guys but Fatrick Tomlinson did an interview with a totally real Huffington Post journalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFnModB9tlc Fatrick admits he's sunk 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS already into his frivolous lawsuit tryingn to sue the internet for calling him fat online. He specifies he DOES NOT WANT this information public lol. He also says if his case gets thrown out he'll be on the hook for a further 17k to pay to the guy who runs OnA forums and sounds like he's about to cry. He also gets out of breath several times in the interview just from talking (NOT FAT BY ANY MEDICAL DEFINITION, CHILD)
>>118392 Part 2 of the Fatrick leaks came out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljC-khqxV1s
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>>119237 Also an interesting article written by the guy posing as a Huffpo journo. https://archive.md/JVJJy
Part 5 is out. Josiah revealed himself to Fatrick, and Fatrick loses it. https://nanaimg.net/fatrick

StephenLynx Pornhub videos Sergio A. Vianna (StephenLynx) 09/18/2019 (Wed) 22:36:09 No.7595 [Reply] [Last]
Hi, my name is Sergio A. Vianna and I'm from Petrópolis, Brazil. I'm known online as StephenLynx and I'm the developer of the imageboard software LynxChan.
I'm also a filthy degenerate faggot who made porn videos and uploaded them to Pornhub. However recently (out of fear for bad PR) I have deleted my Pornhub profile. Thankfully all my uploaded videos are still live though. I have also downloaded them and uploaded them into a MEGA.nz folder archive. Please enjoy please.

Cumming a little: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8eeb564ec9
Daily buttplug training close up: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd08b3ca8435
Having a cuppa: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd39aafa48d2
Riding new toya: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd4b92d73640
Self bondate: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd0fd28e9a0d
Training deepthroating: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8ccdc71036
Trying new cock cage: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bda726f26609
Using my buttplug and crossdressing (made for the now defunct imageboard Mewch.net): https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bcfc68cd39cc
WE HD NAO :3: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd24ed64e91b
#YESHIM: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd65ad477c25

Link to the MEGA.nz archive: https://mega.nz/#F!pqhgVABK!rgSaCw2R49bScdIyYS7pYg
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NO NO I WON'T GLOW GET USED TO IT
That's it. The entire Internet has been created and maintained by the worst people on Earth. From imageboards to social media, news aggregates to basic internet forums, it's all run by unrepentantly horrible people, some of whom have better PR teams than the others. I just want to discuss hobbies with likeminded individuals from around the world without needing a sick fuck's website or application to do it. It's all I've ever wanted in regards to internet communication. Let me guess, the next reality check is that real life is just as full of these kinds of people in positions of power/influence, no matter how petty their fiefdom?
>>116814 Do you know where you are?
>>89124 The Catbox link to a zip with all his disgusting faggot videos still works.

Morr'gán Rowlings. Toad 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:25:50 ID: 5e953b No.119575 [Reply]
Morr'gán Rowlings' parents divorced when he was nine, he was sent to live with his grandmother who got him into Jane Austen and Victorian era fashion. His grandmother eventually developed dementia and became obsessed with country western style. Every Sunday she forced him to listen to country music and read the Bible. She also forced him to dress like a cowboy bickers God said so, which he hated. He was kicked out at 24 bickers he "developed a backbone", and decided to become a goth pagan as a rebellion against his Christian upbringing. He makes wands (smaller ones for children, large ones for adults) and owns two cats, Asmodexia and Omnia. He is from Slytherin house and believes he is a reincarnation of Aleister Crowley. He and his fat ren-fair girlfriend are in a legal battle with her mother to over custody of her children (hers, not his). In one particularly heated argument with her family Morr'gán was arrested and spent a night in jail for threatening them with a sword. He has spend time as a patient in a Community Behavioral Health Center in Fresno 7171 North Cedar Avenue, Fresno, CA 93720. He gave them a 5 star review for their hospitality. The Witch Against Fundamentalism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGezseTy9w4 >i do not agree with Hitler's dealings with the hebrews... but What Magick Is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz3oY4eOPqs >they see me walking down the street in my robes, and they automatically think i'm a lunatic Myself and my Wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ji9Nkg3vSM

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Great find anon, honestly seems like he could have been a potential cow to be julayed, shame >we don't know his whereabouts.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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>>17532 wait, is JEWS mod of this board?
>>101194 no, but I wonder if he's mod from any of the new other /cow/ boards
>>101194 >>101260 Actually hes BO here and on 8kuns /cow/ archive, he has chosen to step away rn due to being bored of the present cows in existence. hes still around on irc
>>101261 >jews is the BO here fake news
he's already doing his best to fuck with the place once again by putting shitty mods and being autistic

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Styxhexenhammer666 Toad 01/31/2021 (Sun) 23:35:10 ID: 577c86 No.96575 [Reply]
Styx is cringy youtuber and a piece of shit. Read his foxdick farms page if you don't believe me. His ex-gf's enter his thread and start dropping dirt on him. And before you start damage controlling for your favorite skeletal friend-simulator and saying don't believe women bickers they lie, he admits it was all true in a couple videos. Here are some key bits: -He creeped on several underage youtubers. Wrote comments on their channels and cringey lines flirting with them. When told that one of them was underage, he replied "Perfection can wait." Got rejected by StelleToad McKinley. Makes vague YouTube videos crying about it. Write youtube comments about walking into the woods and alluding to not coming back with suicide-poetry to cope with the rejection. Was drinking himself to sleep with wine to cope, not eating much food, and crying. -He wears makeup and unironically thinks he looks good despite being butt-fucking ugly. -He is the definition of a poser and a try-hard. His entire identity is larping. -Gets confronted by "Revenge of the Cis" on Tonka's Kumite show about his creeping on underage youtubers and pedo accusations (Stella Christine/Stelle Toad McKinley and at least 1 other). Styx tries to get his braindead audience to flag down the show in real-time (strangely never gets flak even though Toad McKinley was bullied for years about flagging jcaesar187's stream down "Matt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.") Eventually comes on the Kumite drunk and threatens to sue them and says, "Do you know how much money I make. You don't wanna mess with me!" Is seething and fuming and sounds like a disturbed mess. However, Styx says that the youtube comments were fake and doctored in photoshop. He lied about this to avoid the embarrassment and humiliation of being rejected by the girl and for being accused of pedophila since she was underage. The comments were real. Styx lied under pressure. But ROTC apologizes in the moment bickers it's awkward and sing him Happy Birthday. -StelleToad McKinley, an underage youtuber, broke his heart and publicly embarrassed him. Styx was writing gay poetry about how heartbroken he was and was planning on grooming the girl to be his woman. He lied about the whole thing and pretended it was all faked, photoshops by Antifa to cover his larpy, cringy, ass. -He has hard-drives of nudes of all the women he flirts with and tries to pressure them into masturbating on camera with him over webcam. -He convinced a young women to move into his parent's Vermont home NEET-cave bedroom. -He impregnated the women and cheated on her. -Styx pressured and threatened the women into having an abortion bickers he thought he was too young to have to accept responsibility for his actions (He was 30 at the time. Lol). -Styx threatened to secretly slip her an herbal drink made from his herb garden that would abort her baby if she didn't comply and go to Planned Parenthood to abort it, saying the drink would give her a heavier menstrual flow for the month as it killed the baby. -Styx drove his gf to her Planned Parenthood appointments but when she wanted to get something to eat from a restaurant across town, Styx refused and shit his pants and didn't do the basic accommodation for the gf he just made abort her own baby. bickers Styx has anxiety and he's not used to leaving his bedroom as a NEET so the whole world makes his autistic brain have a panic attack and unfamiliar locations hurt his autistic brain that craves routine and familiarity. -Styx starts cheating on his gf with a black women from the UK that he flies into Vermont and meet in hotel rooms. -Styx lies about it to his live-in gf, gaslights her, but she finds out anyway. She beats him up and he deserves it and more. -Styx uploads a couple videos on YouTube, moping and crying, trying to elicit audience sympathy and get counseling, complaining about his personal life. His audience eats it up, bc he's their friend-simulator that talks to them through the screen evey day and he seems like a nice guy when he talks to you every day in his 5 minute videos. Lol. Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey were also very nice guys and pillars of the community, until they found out they were rapists and serial killers with bodies of little boys underneath Gasey's house and Bundy's trail of dozens of murdered women. -As a narcissist, Styx cries about his personal problems to his audience, even though he was the one that caused the drama with his cheating on all his gf's. The skeletal narcissist cries out in pain as he strikes you. -Styx starts cheating with another Dutch youtuber named "Elizabeth's Philosophy" who is an ugly-average blonde woman with no eyebrows and looks like a Neanderthal. She sends his a boob pic so he has to fly to the Netherlands to get that ugly Dutch girl pussy.

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>>117807 >>117827 You seem to be very invested in this ethot and salty about the faggot satanist getting her instead of you.
>>117830 Back then I thought she was kinda cute and he was obviously a freak, that's the extent of my "investment", claiming I'm salty is a wild exaggeration. Amazing how something this stupid turned into some faggots pointing their fingers at me as if I had defended an onlyfans whore or something (or even defended that girl he was with for that matter, I didn't say anything about her character but maybe I should expect you to be retarded G​AMERGATEs).
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>>117807 who the fuck is Elizabeth and why you're in love with her? pathetic of course in fact, fam
>>117834 Jesus, m8, you're a bit triggered. Do you have a Гунт btw?
julay julay

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Neslon The Map Activist Toad 08/14/2021 (Sat) 20:26:07 ID: a8ee28 No.114724 [Reply]
I was watching a video that was talking about this website called freespeechtube, I went on the site myself and discovered this guy named Neslon who supports the map community and how he thinks being a pedo should be normal and shit I found this video of him showing a flag he made for the map community off which is really fucking cancer https://www.freespeechtube.org/v/15qF Here's another of him talking about how dildos should be smaller https://www.freespeechtube.org/v/13tj group of weirdos protesting https://www.freespeechtube.org/v/15rl him talking about nudism

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ADF trans lateenks antifa soldier Toad 11/24/2020 (Tue) 23:59:31 ID: 4d2f65 No.91125 [Reply]
Our boy got tweeted about by Andy Ngo and got an article written about his courage fighting the fascist menace. https://thepostmillennial.com/violent-portland-antifa-pepper-sprayed https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1331340810881699840 The Post Millennial can report the verified identity of one of the masked Antifa militants involved in pepper-spraying people at a pro-police protest in Portland last week. Isabel Rosa Araujo, formerly known as Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, is a 35-year-old Portland-based transsexual Antifa militant with a history of extremism. Araujo was part of a group of around 20 Antifa in black bloc who confronted a small conservative pro-police rally last Thursday afternoon in downtown Portland. The two sides argued with each other outside the Justice Center before Araujo, who was wearing a gas mask, used bear mace against one of the right-wing protesters. She was not arrested for assault. Though this was the latest incident involving Araujo, she has a long history of far-left extremism that once caught the attention of federal authorities. Originally from New Jersey and a one-time Philadelphia resident, Araujo is a prominent Antifa militant in Portland known for creating propaganda drawings and her participation in protests. Under various monikers, she posts obsessively about Antifa and Maoist politics. She even has an Antifa tattoo on her chest. On her blog, “Ramblings of a Black-Clad Trans Femme,” Araujo wrote in a March 2019 entry under the pen name “Crime Minister of Antifa” that she was investigated by the U.S. Secret Service and Philadelphia law enforcement in 2008 after drawing a graphic cartoon showing late Republican Arizona senator John McCain being shot in the head. Araujo is also a prolific social media user under various anonymously-run accounts. On Mastodon, an unmoderated open-source social media network similar to Twitter, she posts under the username “@AnarchaTransLatinx.” Many of her posts show photographs of her posing in black bloc with guns. Araujo has also made explicit threats against this reporter. In August 2019, she posted a photograph of a person she stalked in Portland who she believed to be Andy Ngo. Later in the year she wrote: “Can someone empty a few bullets on Andy Ngo please?” In November 2019, she asked, “So is anyone going to volunteer to help with putting a cap in Andy Ngo's doxxing / kill list creating ass?”

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>mentally ill man who says he's a woman >doesn't even attempt to look like a woman not that he could even come close to "passing" >nose ring >antifag tattoo >yidsney star wars tattoo >his drawings are CWC tier There's zero chance this guy isn't a sex offender.
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>>91134 FPBP
>>91134 >imagine being this delusional An hero asap
>>117389 She's right and you know that.
Good seeing ADF hasn't changed a bit except getting fatter and uglier.

lol... monkeyman 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:18:07 ID: 666de7 No.115133 [Reply] [Last]
xxxcamjobs.com
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Nobody cares, sperg
>>116595 u r incorrect tard...

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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Based Daddy Gym defended Mark
>>114963 >>114925 Real /v/ hasn't been tried yet Markchan and the webring together have over half a dozen videogame boards now, just settle for one option already.
>>114925 Make a thread about Devil May Cry 5 being a shit game and a sequel of DmC and watch the fat kike cry jew tears lel
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>>114925 >made it on mark's site >not on the webring what a retard
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Mark gets off to trannies and pictures of "female" characters with huge cocks. What a faggot kek

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Mumkey Jones Thread Anonymous 08/22/2019 (Thu) 08:47:39 ID: b9d450 No.3046 [Reply]
Figured I should start with some OC. I'll re-edit it to be more NSFW if you guys like it.
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>>98699 quick rundown
>>98988 some loser e-celeb who make videos from shit he read from foxdickfarms, even tho he's a lolcow like Jewsh and Bryan also a consoomer and a frequent guest on Emptyhero streams, even tho emptyhero fans fucking hate him
He's not a lolcow, he's not that entertaining either. A lot of his videos are cringe and desperate "look at me, please. I need money." type videos, but that's true of plenty of youtubers. In regards to the girl, curiously her pics aren't posted here. She was petite and physically attractive. He filmed himself fucking some stereotypical internet tomboy. I get it, what schlubb wouldn't? That she had a nasty fetish hardly reflects on him. I hate furries, but that alone doesn't make someone a lolcow. A degenerate, sure, but not a lolcow. She chose a 16 year old over him. Repeatedly. So he dumped her and moved on and has slipped deep into depression. Okay, pretty standard young guy stuff these days.
>>114413 >not a lolcow <describes lolcow behaviour anyone obsessed with Elliot Rodger is a lolcow
>>3052 I still need to watch the whole record of his sex tapes

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