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Hand Development Robowaifu Technician 07/28/2020 (Tue) 04:43:19 No.4577 [Reply] [Last]
Since we have no thread for hands, I'm now opening one. Aside the AI, it might be the most difficult thing to archive. For now, we could at least collect and discuss some ideas about it. There's Will Cogleys channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/WillCogley - he's on his way to build a motor driven biomimetic hand. It's for humans eventually, so not much space for sensors right now, which can't be wired to humans anyways. He knows a lot about hands and we might be able to learn from it, and build something (even much smaller) for our waifus. Redesign: https://youtu.be/-zqZ-izx-7w More: https://youtu.be/3pmj-ESVuoU Finger prototype: https://youtu.be/MxbX9iKGd6w CMC joint: https://youtu.be/DqGq5mnd_n4 I think the thread about sensoric skin >>242 is closely related to this topic, because it will be difficult to build a hand which also has good sensory input. We'll have to come up with some very small GelSight-like sensors. F3 hand (pneumatic) https://youtu.be/JPTnVLJH4SY https://youtu.be/j_8Pvzj-HdQ Festo hand (pneumatic) https://youtu.be/5e0F14IRxVc Thread >>417 is about Prosthetics, especially Open Prosthetics. This can be relevant to some degree. However, the constraints are different. We might have more space in the forearms, but we want marvelous sensors in the hands and have to connect them to the body.

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>>33001 > ( hands-related : >>33356)
Related: >>35641 >Functional evaluation of a non-assembly 3D-printed hand prosthesis > ... developed a new approach for the design and 3D printing of non-assembly active hand prostheses using inexpensive 3D printers working on the basis of material extrusion technology. This article describes the design of our novel 3D-printed hand prosthesis and also shows the mechanical and functional evaluation in view of its future use in developing countries. We have fabricated a hand prosthesis using 3D printing technology and a non-assembly design approach that reaches certain level of functionality. The mechanical resistance of critical parts, the mechanical performance, and the functionality of a non-assembly 3D-printed hand prosthesis were assessed. The mechanical configuration used in the hand prosthesis is able to withstand typical actuation forces delivered by prosthetic users. Moreover, the activation forces and the energy required for a closing cycle are considerably lower as compared to other body-powered prostheses. The non-assembly design achieved a comparable level of functionality with respect to other body-powered alternatives. We consider this prosthetic hand a valuable option for people with arm defects in developing countries. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/epub/10.1177/0954411919874523
>>38171 POTD Really exciting to see his progress with this new print-in-place design. Thanks, Anon! Cheers. :^)

Robo Face Development Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2019 (Mon) 02:08:16 No.9 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is dedicated to the study, design, and engineering of a cute face for robots.
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My "Solid Eyes" experiment shows you can have some of the aesthetic benefits of screen faces with a non-electronic solid design.
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>>38111 I'd love to hear opinions about the designs
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>>38113 Slightly different configuration of the screen eyes, more in-line with the face
>>38111 I see what you're saying. Since we are all pretty used to seeing dear Galatea with screen eyes, these flow right along with that same motif. They certainly resemble common eyewear more than the phone does. Do you plan to install cams in them or anything? >>38113 >>38114 I think I prefer the first example just slightly ATM -- but that could easily simply be my current mood! I might flip on that tomorrow, depending. Also, I expect the IRL experience for you with the screen right there with you is different for us merely seeing the images posted. >tl;dr I personally think this is something that you yourself can judge best, GreerTech. Cheers. :^)
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Nandroid Generator SoaringMoon 02/29/2024 (Thu) 13:54:14 No.30003 [Reply]
I made a generator to generate nandroid images. You can use it in browser, but a desktop version (that should easier to use), will be available. https://soaringmoon.itch.io/nandroid-generator Not very mobile friendly unfortunately, but it does run. I made a post about this already in another thread, but I wanted to make improvements and add features to the software. >If you have any suggestions or ideas other than custom color selection, which I am working on right now, let me know.
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>>34154 Sweet
>>34154 Glad to see you keeping your project advancing, SoaringMoon. Keep it up! Cheers. :^)
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I made my Galatea design in the Generator.
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>>34723 Remade it better Galatea Nandroid
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@Mechomancer, I took the liberty of making a SPUD Nandroid

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AI Robowaifu Art and References ** SoaringMoon 11/25/2022 (Fri) 06:43:32 No.17763 [Reply] [Last]
I generated a whole much of neat images with Stable Diffusion 1.6. Enjoy. You are free to use the for whatever. >OP images are my five favorite of the bunch. Some proportions are off obviously. < "a robowaifu with [color] hair, digital painting, trending on artstation" Was the generation phrase. --- >Sorry to spoil all your files, rather than just the one (w/ Lynxchan it's all or nothing after the fact). The Problem Glasses are a Leftist dog-whistle that is rather distasteful around here (and also a red-flag). Certainly not something we would want to look at year-after-year in the catalog. Hope you understand, OP. ** Probably best to limit it to image generation, but also tolerating clips. Anything more advanced goes into the current propaganda thread : (>> TBD) . >=== -edit subject -add footnote -temp. locked to abate derailment => reverted
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>>37421 >I feel like I'm getting the least charitable interpretation of everything I've posted. I'm not aware of having done this, Anon? Regardless, my apologies if my replies have somehow seemed insulting to you. Thanks for your inputs here on /robowaifu/ ! Cheers.
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Would a robot waifu spoil your artificially womb-grown son? Would it be necessary for your son to experience true adversity and have to purchase thier own waifu bot to gain the understanding that the world doesn't care for him to truly appreciate a robot waifus' love? I'm looking into a future where young men don't have to be self concious because they lack traits that traditionally allow them to find a human partner. That prospect, while real to us, may be alien to future generations of men who never had to overcome that adversity.
>>38047 Have them work customer service for a year as a right of passage, that'll knock the rose-tinted glasses off real quick.
>>38048 I've been discussing the topic at length with GPT to see if I can ground my thoughts on the matter. Instead, I've just ventured down a philisophical rabbit hole. The general sentiment of the AI (one that I share) is that adversity for adversity's sake isn't necessarily beneficial. I'm not better than the boomers that came before me that insist If I'm not "working hard", I'm a failure. While there can be value from labor, labor, unto itself, does not have an inherent value outside that which we assign (an arbitrary metric). GPT gave me this slop for your response- "Fair point. There’s value in learning that the world doesn’t revolve around you. But if we’re just tossing people into the grinder and calling it ‘growth,’ we’re not forging character—we’re just toughening hides. Growth requires not just adversity, but reflection, community, and space to process it." A point I'd argued with GPT regarding my skepticism of assigning a bot to a child during their development was thus- "While there will be plenty of guardrails, I can see humanoid bots being the "universal distraction" for the lazy parent, not having the patience to attend to a child and assigning the bot to the child the same way modern humans hand off tablets to their toddlers."
Wrong thread, Anons (let's try >>106, or even /meta). This topic has zero to do with generating/sharing AI art.
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Robot Eyes/Vision General Robowaifu Technician 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:13:09 No.97 [Reply] [Last]
Cameras, Lenses, Actuators, Control Systems Unless you want to deck out you're waifubot in dark glasses and a white cane, learning about vision systems is a good idea. Please post resources here. opencv.org/ https://archive.is/7dFuu github.com/opencv/opencv https://archive.is/PEFzq www.robotshop.com/en/cameras-vision-sensors.html https://archive.is/7ESmt >=== -patch subj
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I mentioned Tesla FSD cameras in another thread, and I thought of this video I saw https://youtu.be/fKXztwtXaGo?si=pyoeQ2b-0vqfaKcW
>>37990 > (vision -related convo : >>37987, ...)
Depth perception clues, both monocular and binocular >>37995
> (robo-vision -related : >>23145, >>37985, et al )

Papercraft, 2D, & 2.5D Waifu Development Robowaifu Technician 09/16/2019 (Mon) 06:21:35 No.271 [Reply]
For those who want animu grills IRL. Most robots have uncanny 3DPD faces that aren't nearly as cute as a real 2D waifu. With flat designs/screens, the face can keep the purity and beauty of 2D. There's still heaps of potential for producing low cost robots by reducing mass, power requirements, & simplifying design.
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>>34147 >And yes I do mean using P.M. for molds. Yeah, thanks I thought so. >and they can do structures that the loads are designed in the form to be exactly where they are needed. We certainly need to take advantage of similar approaches, for similar needs within our robowaifus. For example, mounting these shell pieces on internal endoskellington struts, etc., could use some beefing up on the attach points. Thanks for all the good ideas, Grommet! Please keep them coming, Anon. Cheers. :^)
>>34131 I have a great link for those interested in flat structures to make 3D structures. The first link I messed up a little. I started reading in the thread farther down and people were talking about cutting flat stuff and materials and I commented before I realized the thread was machine tools. Sigh...oh well the post should be more in structures which I linked to later. Anyways here'a link to the post on making these flat "Isogrids" and then a link to some further ideas in the proper structures thread. Isogrids >>34491 Ideas about using them in structures >>34493
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Humorous way to gain a facile and lithe waifu. A life sized papier cutout adhered to a RC car.
>>37977 Heh, OK I lel'd. In our Visual Waifu bread ( >>240 ), we discuss the ideas of motion (and I don't mean RC cars, lol :D flat-panel waifus. Seems a reasonable compromise of sorts to me personally.
>>37977 Lmao! >Humorous way to gain a facile and lithe waifu. A life sized papier cutout adhered to a RC car. Or a robot vacuum. Add either bluetooth speaker connected to a device hosting AI or a raspberry pi with locally hosted AI, and you have a pretty good waifu.

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Robowaifus in Media: Thread 02 Robowaifus in Media: Thread 02 01/14/2023 (Sat) 23:49:54 No.18711 [Reply] [Last]
Post about whatever media predominately features at least one fembot aka gynoid (female form of an android) as an important character, ideally a robowaifu or synthetic girlfriend. Some freedom with the topic is allowed, virtual waifus or bodiless AI might also qualify if she is female. Negative framing of the whole topic should be mentioned with negative sentiment. Cyborgs with a human brain or uploads of women don't really fit in, but if she's very nice (Alita) and maybe not a human based cyborg (catborg/netoborg) we can let it slide. Magical dolls have also been included in the past, especially when the guy had to hand-made them. Look through the old thread, it's worth it: >>82 - Picrel shows some of the more well know shows from a few years ago. I made a long list with links to more info's on most known anime shows about fembots/robowaifus, without hentai but including some ecchi and posted it here in the old thread: >>7008 - It also features some live-action shows and movies. I repost the updated list here, not claiming that it is complete, especially when it comes to live action and shows/movies we don't really like. >In some cases I can only assume that the show includes robogirls, since the show is about various robots, but I haven't seen it yet. A.D. Police Files: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/ad-police-files Andromeda Stories: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/andromeda-stories Angelic Layer: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/angelic-layer Armitage III: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/armitage-iii Azusa will help: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/azusa-will-help Blade Runner 2022: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/blade-runner-black-out-2022 Busou Shinki: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/busou-shinki-moon-angel Butobi CPU: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/buttobi-cpu Casshern Sins: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/casshern-sins Chobits: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/chobits

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I guess until we migrate the bunker's new RWs-in-media bread here, I'll just leave this ITT for now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQLogUkdi8E >>37581 >I saw Ex Machina the other day and it was hot garbage. Agreed. About as clearly an unambiguous anti-male, pro-stronk-independynt message as could be. And all (((wrapped))) in a way to attempt making sure as many men as possible see it's message. Archive (2020) is another that falls squarely into this same category. Complete sh*te, IMO.
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>>37775 >Pantehon Do you mean this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheon_(TV_series) I've never heard of it myself until just now.
I found a great robowaifu manga called Ponkotsu Ponko (aka Useless Ponko). The main maid robot reminds me a lot of Galatea, even more than Mina-chan. It also shows how robowaifus can help those who are truly lonely and sad. The story kinda reminds me of Gran Torino
>>37974 Neat. I'd forgotten about that one. I'll hope to make some time for it. Thanks, Anon. :^)
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>>37775 >Pantheon It was good. At first I was put off by how fundamentally different their minds work from ours IRL. It was needed for narrative and story structure to work. Which I eventually was able to appreciate as it was genuinely entertaining and fun. Heavy accelerationist/singularity themes were pervasive and brought up in thought provoking ways. AI is ever present, even when you don't suspect it. They're essentially virtual people rather than real AI, something most won't be bothered by. There's cyberspace presented as it usually is, though refreshingly some attempts are made for technological realism. Servers, internet protocols, processing power, these all actually matter. Overall, it was far better than anything else like it from the west. What really helps set it apart is MIST. A pseudo-natural AI who quickly steals the show. Her charm and faith in humanity helps her standout. She also has a cute body that's cobbled together in a charmingly goofy manner. She was best girl, though not explicitly meant to be perceived as a waifu.

Robowaifu-OS & Robowaifu-Brain(cluster) Robowaifu Technician 09/13/2019 (Fri) 11:29:59 No.201 [Reply] [Last]
I realize it's a bit grandiose (though probably no more than the whole idea of creating a irl robowaifu in the first place) but I want to begin thinking about how to create a working robowaifu 'brain', and how to create a special operating system to run on her so she will have the best chance of remaining an open, safe & secure platform. OS Language Choice C is by far the single largest source of security holes in software history, so it's out more or less automatically by default. I'm sure that causes many C developers to sneer at the very thought of a non-C-based operating system, but the unavoidable cost of fixing the large numbers of bugs and security holes that are inevitable for a large C project is simply more than can be borne by a small team. There is much else to do besides writing code here, and C hooks can be generated wherever deemed necessary as well. C++ is the best candidate for me personally, since it's the language I know best (I also know C too). It's also basically as low level as C but with far better abstractions and much better type-checking. And just like C, you can inline Assembler code wherever needed in C++. Although poorly-written C++ can be as bad as C code in terms of safety due to the necessity of it being compatible with C, it also has many facilities to not go there for the sane coder who adheres to simple, tried-and-true guidelines. There is also a good C++ project already ongoing that could be used for a clustered unikernel OS approach for speed and safety. This approach could save drastic amounts of time for many reasons, not the least of which is tightly constrained debugging. Every 'process' is literally it's own single-threaded kernel, and mountains of old-style cruft (and thinking) typical with OS development simply vanishes. FORTRAN is a very well-established language for the sciences, but a) there aren't a lot of FORTRAN coders, and b) it's probably not the greatest at being a general-purpose language anyway. I'm sure it could be made to run robotics hardware, but would probably be a challenge to turn into an OS. There are plenty of dujour SJW & coffee languages out there, but quite apart from the rampant faggotry & SJWtardism plainly evident in most of their communities, none of them have the kind of industrial experience and pure backbone that C, C++, or FORTRAN have. D and Ada are special cases and possibly bear due consideration in some year's time, but for now C++ is the obvious choice to me for a Robowaifu OS foundation, Python probably being the best scripting language for it. (1 of 2) >=== -fmt cleanup
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>>27326 At the moment I am just learning C and trying to make programs that solve basic maths questions. I don't have enough money to buy my own drone and they have been pretty much regulated into the floor here in Airstrip One. Oh, and I fell ill. CURSED FLESH! GAHH! So things are going very slowly. But when I do eventually get a drone I am aiming for a fixed-wing design. Multi-rotor drones (even toroidal propellors at low-speed) just make far too much noise and are relatively slow. I want to focus on how fixed-wing drones are programmed and how they network/communicate. After all, it's no good flying a drone (even one with a robowaifu attached) if the enemy can simply hack your video-feed and see everything that your drone sees.
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>>27385 >At the moment I am just learning C and trying to make programs that solve basic maths questions. Outstanding, SophieDev! Having a practical, smol goal is literally the best way to learn to program in my experience. BTW, you may be aware that we already have C language (>>367), and C++ language (>>19777) threads. Why not post your work in either of these threads and everyone can talk about them with you? We have at least 3 C developers here on /robowaifu/, maybe we can give you some nice ideas? Regardless, I too am extremely interested in aerospace as an industry, and the vehicles themselves as a fanboy/engineer. Some of the greatest, most elegant designs ever done by mankind are in these fields, IMO. Cheers. :^)
>>27315 According to Christian teachings, Jesus was arrested, tried, and sentenced to death primarily because some religious authorities viewed his teachings and growing influence as a threat to their authority.
>>27385 Plenty of videos on YT how to make them yourself. I doubt that it is legal, though. These are often Americans.

/robowaifu/meta-10: Building our path to the good end. Greentext anon 08/12/2024 (Mon) 05:24:31 No.32767 [Reply] [Last]
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777 ) --->How to bulk-download AI models from huggingface.co ? ( >>25962, >>25986 )

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>>37864 >tl;dr here is that the Globohomo kikes are killing off -- one-by-one -- any man who tries to provide stable, reliable, expansive, anonymous freespeech capabilities for everyman around the planet? What are we supposed to believe. A guy, zzz, works on I2P for, maybe over a decade. Complains constantly about how JR vanished and how hard it was to build back. Says he will never do this. Makes VAST improvements in speed and in the crypto. Especially in the last two years or so. Then one day his blog locks up. I forget where but the people that took over say he quit because of some globalhomo like trans statement in the terms where everyone is welcome. Another very lead developer they say he's joining a monastery but in a github account for software he was developing, an account that I expect they didn't have access to his pass, he says the people running it are [summarize] not to be trusted. Then the zzz's I2P development blog comes back but...you can't comment there any more. It took a few months to get the zzz blog back up. I expect they cracked it or maybe they just swapped the whole thing out with saved post. Maybe that's why you can;t comment because they lost all the sign-in's. Now zzz, the former I2P main developer, has not said one word. It's too damn far fetched to believe anything but they offed him. And now the zeronet guy, stopped updating software he worked years on, though I only know he's gone no other info but...sure looks like the same thing. I've seen this three times. Oh and BTW though I can't prove it I KNOW the guy who took over at I2P was a Jew. I said something, very subtle, most people would not even recognize it, I didn't even know, but I super triggered him with a name. It wasn't anything anti-Semitic it was just an idea and he went ballistic. I know he's a Jew. What he did was a lot of house keeping type stuff. Lots of grunt work for years. I bet sooner or later the got all the keys then cut out zzz out and likely had him dusted. This is standard operating procedure for this bunch. It's amazing how doggedly determined they are to wipe everyone else ass off the earth. It's really retarded. I can not understand this mentality and hatred. It's foreign to me, but once you understand it, things that make no sense, begin to. Let this be a lesson to all of you. Never ever, ever give up the keys to the kingdom or let people have control over your site or that could be you. As long as he had control I expect they couldn't off him but as soon as they could control the narrative. Gone.
>>37892 >Unitree G1 Just looked $24,300 what a rip off. 2 hours battery.
>>37901 Heh, I wasn't being facetious with my little quip, Grommet. They are murderers, just like their father. Convincing the """masses""" that anyone who calls out their evil is a """conspiracy theorist""" (as if that phrase is somehow an insulting 'title') is all part of their kikery. >-t. Nooticer >I can not understand this mentality and hatred. Their father is Satan. He is a murderer & a liar. They are working hard to please their father. Simple as. Funny part is... their father hates them as much (or more, likely) as he does all of us (and every other creature). Satan's overarching plot is literally to destroy.all.life. Like the devil's goodest, bestest, supplicant little shabbos golems, (((they))) are persistent at carrying out their father's will. They somehow can't see (are blinded to, actually) the fact that this will of their father also includes their own destructions. They'll go down into the pit along with him -- whether they want to or not. >It's foreign to me, but once you understand it, things that make no sense, begin to. >-t. Also a Nooticer :D <---> But praise be to God Almighty! God is winning. God is not losing. Christians will live eternally with Him.

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>>37902 Ehh, it's early yet. Patience, Anon. Battery lifes will improve as humanoid masses come down & actuator efficiencies go up. And these prices will drop precipitously over the next few years, I predict (at least for consumer-oriented models such as this one).
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>>37899 Bravo!! Nice one anon. Cheers. :^) NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD >>37898 >>37898 >>37898 >>37898 >>37898 NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Robowaifu fiction to promote the product and expand the market Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2019 (Mon) 07:17:19 No.29 [Reply] [Last]
>order companionbot from obscure japanese website
>you're not a pedo, but size is a major factor in the practicality of these designs, so the loli-robot is by far the cheapest and most reliable option
>you open the box and find your companion, purposely designed to look like a cartoon robot, rather than a real person
>still, the robot's purpose is obvious when you realize it is nude and has genitals
>since it is a lolibot, you, a 32 year old wizard NEET, can't exactly go to the store and buy clothes that fit it. So you'd better do an extra good job at hiding it from any guests that come over.
>lol you never have any guests. Guess some problems solve themselves.
>before turning the robot on, you have to setup the software options on your computer. You adjust a series of sliders regarding personality traits, before selecting the English option, and choosing your preferred voice from a list.
>then you agonize for hours over picking a name
>other, more expensive models, are wi-fi compatible, but you purposely chose the cheapest option with no wireless connectivity, not just because you're cheap, because you don't want people spying on your waifu
>you save the settings to a flash drive which is inserted in the robot's navel, after removing a waterproof cover, of course. But this is when you realize you don't actually know how to turn the robot on
>after rifling through the manual you find the on/off procedure, which involves bending the fingers into a certain configuration before pressing in the port on the robot's navel with one hand and pinching the buttons that are the robot's g-spot and clitoris with the other.
>the robot immediately comes to life, opening its eyes and looking directly at you, in a rather compromising position
>Your sudden reaction of shock abides when you remind yourself that it's simply a robot.
>But the awkwardness comes back when the robot speaks, in very broken Engrish
>still, you can understand as it introduces itself with the name you've given it, the voice you chose for it.
>you know that you chose those options, but when the robot asks you for your name, you still answer just as awkwardly as when a real girl would ask you your name at the bank or whatever
>actually, more awkwardly because your fingers are inside it. So you freeze up, as you do even in simpler situations
>but the robot is programmed for your happiness, and detects your stress, smiling at you in an attempt to make you feel better. But only briefly, because you programmed it with just the mildest hint of tsundere
>it tells you to not feel stressed, and assures you that it is not being damaged by your touch
>you remove yourself from the robot's vagina, and notice a brief, subtle shudder. Nice attention to detail from the creators
>You stand up in front of the robot and watch it as it looks around the room, studying its surroundings. It moves in an unnaturally smooth motion, but manages to not be too uncanny due to looking like a robot, rather than a human.
>as the robot's eyes scan the room, you notice that they stop for just a tiny but longer than usual as they look straight ahead. Straight ahead at your boner, which happens to be right at the small robot's face level.
>once again your mind forgets that you are dealing with a machine, and you awkwardly try to create small talk to diffuse the situation, asking the robot if it requires anything else at the moment. It declines, and instead asks if there is anything you desire
>you, the autist you are, refuse to let the robot do anything for you, and instead say that you are going to go and make a sandwich.
>you tell the robot to make itself comfortable, then cringe to yourself when you realize the absurdity of that statement.

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>>37777 Holy quad get! >Rude Mate, by Kiwiland standards you're right polite. I've nothing by gratitude for your advice. >MC lacks expression This is a fair assessment. My own bias towards the FMC lead me astray. I should've considered both characters as equally important to the narrative. I appreciate your sense of humility. We both have much to learn and improve upon. I'll freely admit to being a poor judge of clarity. My theatre of the mind has a terrible way of filling gaps. It leaves me awful at proofreading, being functionally blind to most problems. So I'm unlikely to offer you much good advice. I hope you'll continue to provide feedback.
>>37751 >Yeah, I posted this Murder Drones J pic a few months ago (first pic) Ahh! Got it, that must be it GreerTech. Thanks. :^)
>>37745 >He let <abrupt ending is abrupt Heh. We have a hard character limit of 6144 chars on Alogs. I myself have often bumped into this for my code posts here back in the day. Since these are longish posts ITT typically anyway, I'd make two suggestions to everyone: 1. Do your work in an external text editor of some sort, already-intended for such efforts. 2. wc is your fren (or some utility similar to it if your editor doesn't help in that regard). >tl;dr Moar Prose Bro!111 :D
>>37657 >and I only caught them when dumping everything onto the bunker. Well, I'm glad you did! Noice additions, Greentext anon. BTW, thanks again for going to the effort to liven the place up with the Writing Thread there on Trashchan during our Bunkerfest. Really made the place feel comfy and like home! Cheers, Anon. :^)
>>37745 >>37786 Whoops, adding appending the prologue cut off the ending. I would go further, this is not a suggestion, you need to write in a stable application you can copy pasta from. I've learned this the hard way too many times. He let go of the tablet. It caused her bosom to bounce a tad. He began to read earnestly once it became still. Her wealth of input sensors overwhelmed him with possibilities. Eventually, he decides it best to use her hands, to their collective disappointment. It made sense though, her lithe arms could sense motion input for direction and mouse movements. Her fingers had enough sensors to map for any input key needed. “Alright, let’s try playing some Dance Dance Robowaifu!” He took her hands and started playing the game. Moving her arms as his fingers played with hers. It was awkward at first. Eventually, she picked up on the rhythms. Subtly, she adjusted input timing to aid her master. As he lost himself in the game, she too was lost in his happiness. “Master, it feels like we’re holding hands while you play with me.” Her blush was worth every penny spent on her.

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