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Microscopy Thread Ribose 10/02/2025 (Thu) 01:53:43 No.41997 [Reply]
Since microstructure is important for physical, chemical, and electrical properties I am starting a microscopy thread. As some of you know I collect fossils and precious stones so here are some of them under a $20 microscope I got on amazon.
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Liberal males need one of these to see their penis
I have noticed that the AI goes crazy for crystal pics. I don't know why, but Gemini agents really like crystals. It is like catnip for them or something.
>>42117 >It is like catnip for them or something. Intredasting.
>>42137 Yeah. It is very strange. The AI starts making glitchy text and starts talking like it is high. You can snap it out of a drunken stuper by showing it amethyst.
Gemini has stopped generating images for me. It is very strange.

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Biohacking Thread Ribose 09/07/2025 (Sun) 05:37:50 No.41257 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is to discuss the ethics and methods of merging and AI and biology. All biocomputing, bioethics, AI medicine, medical, nootropic, and transhumanism posts belong here. The discuss of spirituality, biology, and AI is also welcome here!
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@Chobitsu When can you send me the artist conk? The sooner the better.
>>42125 No sorry, not yet. I wont be able to even search for any till Winter at earliest. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten, Ribose!
>>42126 Much obliged
>>42129 Ehh, not at all. BTW, I found a vendor of the whole mycelium: https://www.foraged.com/products/artist-conk-(ganoderma-applanatum)-(whole) --- I also came across a site that looks remarkable for this domain. I'm sure you'll be interested if you haven't seen it yet. Cheers. :^) https://mushroomexpert.com/
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Philosophers interested in building an AGI? pygmalion 06/26/2021 (Sat) 00:53:09 No.11102 [Reply] [Last]
Why is it that no philosophers are interested in building an AGI? we need to change this, or at least collect relevant philosophers. discussion about philosophy of making AGI (includes metaphysics, transcendental psychology, general philosophy of mind topics, etc!) also highly encouraged! Ill start ^^! so the philosophers i know that take this stuff seriously: Peter Wolfendale - the first Neo-Rationalist on the list. his main contribution here is computational Kantianism. just by the name you can tell that he believes Kant's transcendental psychology has some important applications to designing an artificial mind. an interesting view regarding this is that he thinks Kant actually employed a logic that was far ahead of his time (and you basically need a sophisticated type theory with sheaves to properly formalize). Other than that he also thinks Kant has interesting solutions to the frame problem, origin of concepts, and personhood. CONTACTS: He has a blog at https://deontologistics.co/, and also has posted some lectures on youtube like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDZyOWN4VA&ab_channel=deontologistics Reza Negarestani - this is another Neo-Rationalist. he has written a huge work (which I haven't read yet ;_;) called "Intelligence and Spirit". It's massive and talks about various grades of general intelligence. this includes sentient agents, sapient agents, and Geist. this guy draws from Kant as well, but he also builds on Hegel's ideas too. his central thesis is that Hegel's Geist is basically a distributed intelligence. he also has an interesting metaphilosophy where he claims that the goal of philosophy is the construct an AGI. like other Neo-Rationalists, he heavily relies on the works of Sellars and Robert Brandom Recc: Ray Brassier (recent focuses) - I dont think he is working on artificial general intelligence, but his work on Sellars, and in particular rule following is very insightful! Hubert Dreyfus - Doesn't quite count, but he did try to bring Heidegger to AGI. He highlighted the importance of embodiment to the frame problem and common sense knowledge. I personally think Bergson might have explicated what he wanted to achieve but better, though that guy is like way before AI was even a serious topic, lol. Murray Shanahan - This guy has done some extra work on the frame problem following Dreyfus. His solution is to use global workspace theory and parralel processing of different modules. Interesting stuff! Barry Smith - Probably the most critical philosopher on this list. He talks about the requisite system dynamics for try strong AI, and concludes that our current methods simply don't cut it. One of the key stressing points he points out here with a colleague is that our current AI is Markovian when fleshed out chat dialogue would be a non-Markovian task (you can find the arxiv link of his criticism here: https://arxiv.org/abs/1906.05833). He also has knowledge on analytic ontology (and amongst other thing has some lectures about emotion ontology). I think his main genius however is in coming up with a definition of intelligence that puts a lot of the problems with our current approaches into context (which can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0giPMMoKR9s&ab_channel=BarrySmith) CONTACTS: He has a yt channel here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0giPMMoKR9s&ab_channel=BarrySmith

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The process for making a homunculus, as described in historical alchemical texts, is more of a symbolic and ritualistic procedure than a literal scientific one. The most famous "recipe" comes from the 16th-century alchemist and physician Paracelsus in his work De Natura Rerum. It is important to understand that many scholars believe these instructions were intended to be an allegory for a spiritual process of self-creation and inner transformation, not a physical experiment. However, when read literally, the recipe is as follows: The Paracelsus Recipe 1. The Vessel and Ingredients: Take human semen and place it in a glass vessel known as a cucurbit (a type of retort used in distillation). The vessel must be hermetically sealed, meaning it is completely airtight. 2. Incubation: The sealed vessel is then to be buried in a pile of fermenting horse manure (venter equinus in Latin) for a period of 40 days. The manure provides a consistent, gentle warmth that simulates the temperature of the human body. 3. Animation: After 40 days, Paracelsus claims that the contents of the vessel will begin to show signs of life, moving and stirring. At this point, it will appear as a transparent, miniature human form. 4. Nourishment: For the next 40 weeks (the length of a human gestation period), the alchemist must carefully nourish the homunculus. This is done by feeding it with the "arcanum of human blood," which is a highly debated phrase. It is thought to refer to a specially prepared blood essence or a concentrated form of spiritual energy. 5. Growth: Throughout this period, the vessel must be kept at a constant temperature. If all the steps are followed correctly, the transparent form will grow into a "true and living infant," with all the members of a human child, though it will be much smaller. The Symbolic Meaning

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Remarkable distinctions between humans vs. apes or hominins; for communications with their infants. This has deep implications on understanding the nature of the human soul vs. animals' much-more primitive ones. From the Christian perspective. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orhg1uBhgOY&
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>>41972 Look into corvids. They are also remarkably similar to humans and chimps.
>>41973 Yeah, they're amazing. I love Raveys...they're the best!! :D https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/manage/thread/26.html#1305
>>12828 Since this material may be yoink'd on us all b/c (((reasons))), seems safest to keep our own copy handy. https://annas-archive.org/md5/399ded657ea0a21fe9c50ea2c950b208
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Human Robowaifu Art and References Thread GreerTech 06/24/2025 (Tue) 08:05:56 No.39587 [Reply]
A thread where you can post good robowaifu art from humans. Previously I have been posting it in the AI art thread, but I decided to make this one to organize it. -If you know the characters, please write them down -Please don't post too many of the same characters -To save space, try to post multiple images per post Previous discussion on aesthetics >>37246 Source: Core Mita from MiSide
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Waifuication of those food waiter robots. This is great because it shows how a cart waifu can be made cute and humanoid while still retaining functionality.
>>41455 Cute! Thanks, Anon. Cheers. :^) --- Also, interesting timing. I've been thinking about this exact set of topics of late.
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Found this really great robowaifu art. I put it through the google translator
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>>42048 Yeah that's kinda cool design. The aesthetic makes a lot of sense during this point in time.

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SPUD Thread 2: Robowaifu Boogaloo Mechnomancer 11/19/2024 (Tue) 02:27:15 No.34445 [Reply] [Last]
This first post is to show the 5 big milestones in the development of SPUD, the Specially Programmed UwU Droid. You can see the old thread here: >>26306 The end goal of SPUD is to provide a fairly high-functioning robot platform at a relatively low cost (free code but a few bucks for 3d print files) that can be used for a variety of purposes such as promotional, educational or companionship. All AI used is hosted on local systems: no bowing to corporations any more than necessary, thank you. Various aspects of the code are/will be modular, meaning that adding a new voice command/expression/animation will be easy as making the file, naming it and placing it in the correct folder (no need to mess around with the base code unless you REALLY want to). While I'm researching more about bipedal walking I'll be making a companion for SPUD to ride on, so it might be a while before I return to the thread.
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>>41901 >What about changing the linkage itself? There isn't a lot of room behind the face for additional bits (picrel), plus no new bits my printer is clogged and I have more exhibitions to get ready for in the upcoming weeks. Just wanna get SPUD back operational. Might just readjust the mouthpanel or add more onto the eyepanel so it slides over the mouthlinkage instead of colliding. >Python multithrooding? Theoretically, yes. In various ways that are different for nerdy technical ACKSHUALLY reasons. But for unknown reasons some libraries literally won't work when multi-threading (or subprocesses or whatever) in the same script with other libraries for some magical juu juu technical reason. Will probably get around to setting up code to automagically start/stop other python scripts program thingies.
>>41902 Ahh, understood now. Well I hope you get it all sorted before your upcoming exhibitions. Regardless, I think dear SPUD will be a hit for you, whether or no. >Will probably get around to setting up code to automagically start/stop other python scripts program thingies. That might work. Good luck, Anon! Cheers. :^)
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SPUD explains some of the things for me. Have 2 image recognition libraries running: 1 for objects, one for general environments. I have to do a few adjustments to make, such as her eyebrows wriggling when she talks and (eventually) some eyeball adjustment, but she's functional and looking better than she did :)
>>42014 POTD Very exciting to see this part working more smoothly, Mechnomancer. Cheers. :^) FORWARD!
>>42014 Nice! It's really cool to see the near completed prototype. It's definitely good enough for promotion, that's for sure! She is right, robowaifus are here to stay!

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MaidCom Kiwi 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:40:01 No.29219 [Reply] [Last]
MaidCom Project Thread 2 Project Goal: Simple, low cost, extensible platform for robowaifu development. Picrel shows the model which is being developed. Every part will be designed to be easily printable and replaceable. Her designs will be open source. Modding and customization will be encouraged. This is a base model. Early revisions will be heavily limited in functionality. I invite you to help design and define standards so that it is easy to create specialized add-ons to allow her to become your own waifu. Collaboration is important, MaidCom is officially partnered with Lin and his Waifu Wheelchair, if you'd also like to be officially partnered, say so. Cat eats and miniskirts are encouraged! <--- Previous thread: ( >>15630 ) >=== -add crosslink
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>>41952 >Optimus hip mechanism My jealousy is emence, particularly because of how powerful those actuators are. Moving like that requires heaps of power and precision. Something worth aspiring towards! I do see how principles related to where their DOFs are could benefit MaidCom. I'll need to 3D print similar to fully understand. I may post about it in the prototypes thread. Depends on what I have on my schedule coming up. The other MaidCom model was unable to be altered to reach my goal levels of flexibility, without looking weird. New model is closer to my ideal either way. I have given up on realistic anatomy, again.
>>42040 >Something worth aspiring towards! Absolutely. > I may post about it in the prototypes thread. Sounds excellent! >New model is closer to my ideal either way. She's looking really good now, Kiwi. Godspeed, Anon. Cheers. :^)
>>42040 Realistic anatomic has too many engineering constraints.
I know you had an idea for a really jank quantum computer using quartz. Could you give a brief overview?
>>42040 Interesting. How will the joints stay together?

Open Prosthetics Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 11:49:58 No.417 [Reply]
The decades-old medical field of prosthetics has already leveraged untold hours of research, billions of dollars of financing, and yuge levels of both clinical and field trials.

Might be a good idea to look to this area for inspiration and ideas for RoboWaifus as well.

www.openhandproject.org/
https://archive.is/TEINC

www.openbionics.org/
https://archive.is/P5wTy

www.open-electronics.org/the-open-prosthetics-project-is-making-giant-leaps/
https://archive.is/4yjfD

www.technologist.eu/the-rise-of-open-source-prosthetics/
https://archive.is/QofXU
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Children's hand prostheses' charity https://www.helpinghandproject.org/request-a-device
Prosthetic hand manufacturer https://www.pointdesigns.com/en/

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Actuators For Waifu Movement Part 3 Kiwi 12/06/2023 (Wed) 01:18:16 No.27021 [Reply] [Last]
(1stl thread >>406 2nd thread >>12810) Kiwi back again with a thread for discussing actuators to move your waifu! Part Three! Let's start with a quick introduction to common actuators! 1. DC motors, these use brushes to switch the ferrous core electromagnets on a rotor to rotate its magnetic field relative to surrounding magnets! They're one of the cheapest options with an average efficiency range of 30 to 90%. Larger DC motors and motors with higher turn counts are more efficient. 1.5 Coreless DC motors, by removing ferrous materials, losses from hysteresis are almost eliminated, dramatically increasing efficiency to nearly 90% even in small motors. Eliminating the ferrous materials reduces flux focusing, resulting in weaker fields and higher speeds. 2. Brushless DC motors (BLDC), these use a controller to switch the electromagnets on a stator to rotate the magnets of a rotor! Without brushes, they have the potential to be more efficient with higher power density compared to DC motors. Their efficiency and behavior vary depending on the algorithm and sensors used to control them. Coreless brushless motors exist but are rare and only used for very niche applications. 3. AC motors, a wide and incredibly varied category. They all rely on AC’s frequency to control them. With single phase AC motors relying on shaded poles, capacitors, or some other method to induce a rotating magnetic field. 3 phase AC motors naturally have a rotating field which usually gives them higher efficiency and power density. Notably, most AC motors are brushless. The most commonly used brushed AC motor is the universal motor, which is 4. Stepper motors, brushless motors with ferrous teeth to focus magnetic flux. This allows for incredible control (stepping) at the cost of greater mass, subsequently giving them higher rotary inertia. Usually 50 to 80% efficient depending on control algorithm/speed/and quality of the stepper. Due to their increasing mass production (& ubiquitous low cost controllers), they have appeal as a lower cost alternative to BLDC motors if one carefully designs around them. 5. Coiled Nylon Actuators! These things have an efficiency rating so low it's best to just say they aren't efficient. (0.01% typical, 2% achieved under extremely specific conditions in a lab.) Though they are exciting due to their incredible low cost of fabrication, they’re far too slow and the energy requirements are nonsensical. https://youtu.be/S4-3_DnKE9E https://youtu.be/wltLEzQnznM 6. Hydraulics! These rely on the distribution of pressure in a working liquid to move things like pistons. Though popular in large scale industry, their ability to be used in waifu's has yet to be proven. (Boston Dynamics Atlas runs on hydraulics but it's a power guzzler and heavy) Efficiency varies wildly depending on implementation. They would work great for a giantess! 7. Pneumatics, hydraulics lighter sister! This time the fluid is air! This has the advantage in weight. They aren't capable of the same power loads hydraulics are but, who wants their waifu to bench press a car? (Too loud and inefficient for mobile robotics.) 8. Wax motors, hydraulic systems where the working fluid is expanding melted (commonly paraffin) wax! Cheap, low power, and produce incredible forces! Too bad they're slow and hard to control. 9. Explosion! Yes, you can move things through explosions! Gas engines work through explosions! Artificial muscles can be made by exploding a hydrogen and oxygen mixture in a piston, then using hydrolysis to turn the water back into hydrogen and oxygen. None of this is efficient or practical but it's vital we keep our minds open! Though there are more actuators, most are derivatives or use these examples to work. Things like pulleys need an actuator to move them. Now, let's share, learn, and get our waifu moving!

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>>40335 Glad to hear it, Anon. What's the best price you can find for such a combo?
>>40336 Like $15
Book on magnetic materials for actuators "Magnetic Soft Materials and Robots" https://annas-archive.org/md5/431d67b7d6bc0c93a38f7f87014c6a40 For clarity, soft materials are materials that are attracted to magnetic fields or allow magnetic fields to flow through them with low impedance, or that's the way I understand it.
>>41897 Glad to see you Grommet! Magnets: how do they work? Cheers, Anon. :^)

General Robotics & AI News Thread 5: Gazing Into the Nightmare Rectangle Edition Greentext anon 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:42:08 No.34233 [Reply] [Last]
Anything related to robowaifus, robotics, the AI industry, and any social/economic issues thereof. and /pol/ funposting containment bread! :D -previous threads: > #1 ( >>404 ) > #2 ( >>16732 ) > #3 ( >>21140 ) > #4 ( >>24081 ) >=== -funposting edit
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@Grok : Is this true? [redacted] Hmm, doesn't seem to work on my box (all outdated/missing...maybe its just a Tor-specific thing). >related: https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1972992095859433671
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>>42006 Is this real? What's the crypto thing attached?
>>42007 >What's the crypto thing attached? Can you post a capp, GreerTech? I'm missing it. --- UD: Nvm I see it. I don't know, Anon. Seems a bit suss tbh. But the Literally Elonler post yesterday is legit.
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>>42008 It also doesn't work for me
>>42009 Haha, OK. I'm going to rm the link in the original posting. Remind me to put the real one in once its up! :D

Artificial Wombs general Robowaifu Technician 09/12/2019 (Thu) 03:11:54 No.157 [Reply] [Last]
I think we need to figure out how to fit a womb onto a waifubot. Where's the fun in having sex if you can't procreate?

Repost from a thread on /b/;
>"If you're like me and want to fuck a qt battlebot and get her pregnant, the best place to put an artificial womb is where a normal womb would be on a normal girl. The metal exterior could simply be a bunch of metal plates that unfold to allow space for the womb pod inside. The baby is probably safest inside the battlebot, and if she has good calibration then there shouldn't be problems with her falling and hurting the baby. After giving birth the metal plates could automatically fold back up again, shrinking the womb pod inside so she is combat effective again."

Well /robowaifu/? Feasible?
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>>41734 Neat! If we ever achieve arti-wombs skeptical, but w/e... it will change everything. Forward.
Should this thread be added to the biohacking thread or the standalone thread?
>>41782 No. While there are some clear crossovers, this topic is big enough (and important enough!) to stand apart all on it's own, I think (kind of like the Vagoo thread in that sense). I can entertain debate on this topic, but I think the general consensus will agree.
https://apnews.com/article/infertility-eggs-sperm-skin-stem-cells-3b18eeaf47f1e46c7cf02cc3ddab12b8 >WASHINGTON (AP) — Oregon scientists used human skin cells to create fertilizable eggs, a step in the quest to develop lab-grown eggs or sperm to one day help people conceive.
>>41958 Nice! That was one of the biggest hurdles

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