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Robowaifu Propaganda and Recruitment Thread 3: Now In 3D! GreerTech 09/16/2025 (Tue) 01:38:16 No.41674 [Reply] [Last]
Attention artists, graphic designers, marketers, social media personalities, writers, and poasters! Your skills will be needed! The task of building and designing a robowaifu is a herculean quest. As great as this community is, /robowaifu/ always needs more talent. We also need to spread the very idea of robowaifus to the masses. Luckily for us there are several communities on the internet that we could find new recruits or allies to help us build our waifus: >MGTOW - These guys know all about the legal pitfalls of marriage and the dangers of feminism. There is already a lot of talk about sex robots in MGTOW communities. It shouldn't be a hard sell to get them to come here. <However, some of these guys would rather spend all their time bitching on the internet about "MUH WOMENZ" than actually getting a hobby other than lifting heavy objects and putting them down again. MGTOW is literally Feminist Separatism for males. >Incels - Guys that can't get laid. The opportunity for love and companionship should be enough to bring some of these guys over. <However, we need to be careful when recruiting from some of their communities, since most of them are defeatists that balk at an actual solution, and they may be compromised by spies and derailers, both governmental and NGO/individual. We don't want to attract negative attention. >Monster girls/nekomimi/HMOAF/mlpol - The only way these guys are going to be able to have their harpy/elf/goblin/anthro/pony/whatever gf is with a robowaifu. Many have an interest in seeing us succeed. <However, there exists a very wide variety of communities under this umbrella, and there is a notable overlap between communities who would want robowaifus and communities that are morally compromised, such as furries, so care should be taken when looking into them. Romanticists and waifu enthusiasts have a tendency to congregate since they all want/create the same type of content, so looking for those subgroups would be the most efficient path. >Otakus - Many men in these communities want to see their waifu/favorite character come to life, which will realistically only happen with robowaifus. <However, many of those communities are drowning in the LGBT alphabet soup and Covid Tourists. Special care should be taken when looking into them. >Male STEM students - Generally these guys aren't going to get laid until after they have established themselves. A robowaifu could really help them.

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New meme. Good for MGTOW/Manosphere places
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Workin' full shifts at the Twitter mines I add SPUD to some of my tweets because I felt bad and self-centered just using Galatea, and I wanted to show that robowaifus aren't just a one man thing.
>>42735 <No robowaifu will steal your food TOPKEK POTD :DD
>>42735 Thanks, Choom. SPUD's development has pretty much stopped since exhibition season is over. I have a lot of large-scale, non-robowaifu (but still mostly robo) work that needs doing before I get snowed in. However, with a tweak or two I could probably get SPUD ready to livestream. Eg not run the GUI, fix the tts parsing and implement the Optical AI to be active during every verbal prompt. Then SPUD would be the worlds first (real) android v-tuber... android tuber... A-Tuber... SPUD is A-Tuber... damn, this was meant to be... New Year's Resolution I guess...
>>42761 Good luck with your resolution, Mechnomancer! Cheers. :^)

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Meat Space Organization Robowaifu Technician 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:56:58 No.38131 [Reply] [Last]
>Why organize IRL? This community is great and many individuals are already making progress on their prototypes. However this endeavor is not a one man job and organizing IRL would give better opportunities for collaboration and skill sharing/development. >Where should we organize? I propose we organize within a seven hour radius of Chicago. This would include the major cities of Milwaukee WI, St Louis MO, Detroit MI, Indianapolis IN, Louisville KY, Cleveland OH, Cincinnati OH, Columbus OH, Pittsburgh PA, Nashville TN, and Minneapolis MN. There are plenty of opportunities for jobs and universities in these cities. In particular Chicago has a booming tech industry with Google even moving their HQ to the city and the electronics manufacturing and biotech sectors are pretty good too and Detroit MI has pretty good robotics industry although it might not be the best place to live. Another wonderful thing about this area is that most of these homes have basements that could be turned into workshops. >How would this all be organized I propose a fraternity system. A fraternity would help build community and give us a vehicle to recruit others from STEM and skilled trades (machinists especially) The organization could also host a scholarship to help us build talent. Anons with enough money for a down payment could buy homes in the area and rent to below market rate to anons moving in. Different homes could specialize on different projects and collaborate and share equipment and skills with others nearby. What do you think /robowaifu/?
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>>42546 Why not just order one directly from the link I left you before, Ribose? (cf. >>42130 ) Call and talk to them, and they may be able to arrange for something special for you also.
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>>42554 I'll give it a shot. Figured I'd ask here too as I'm willing to pay and I would prefer to give robowaifu technicians my money.
>>42555 I appreciate that sentiment! I plan to scout around for some while I'm in the mountains in a few months. They're yours no-charge if I find some. Good luck, Anon! Cheers. :^)
This isn't the home I will be buying, but look at the space you can get for 75k. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/569-W-21st-Ave-Gary-IN-46407/73412792_zpid/ Yes it is Gary. Yes it needs repairs, but with multiple people this could be defended and goods could be built here. Networks could be built here.
>>42753 Sounds encouraging, Anon. Good luck! Cheers. :^)

Robo Face Development Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2019 (Mon) 02:08:16 No.9 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is dedicated to the study, design, and engineering of a cute face for robots.
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>>42747 Well our typical 3D morphtargets for hero digital double work ran around 120 different models (many were 50/50 splits, mirrored L & R). * I don't know if you consider that a smol number of, but I can tell you it takes weeks for a smol professional team to sculpt & tweak them all during pre-production for a single hi-fi 3D mesh! :^) --- * And this is just for facial -- not including anything from the lower neck down at all!
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>>42748 I assume those are actual faces, right? For a Murder Drones/LAV/Astrobot/Kerfus/Galatea style face, you probably don't 120 or a professional team.
>>42749 >I assume those are actual faces, right? Yes. Big actors would go into a scan volume and have high-fidelity (hi-fi) mesh captures made of their faces. We'd take those and meticulously redo them as animatable (ie, well-formed) 3D quad meshes; then use those to do the actual "acting" (ie, 3D animations, typically using the sculpted morphtargets as mentioned). In many cases this "acting" is driven by real acting done in MOCAP volumes, then applied (or retargeted) onto the hero facial mesh. A control rig of some sort also drives the underlying mesh so that directoral/artistic control is available during production. Usually a lo('r)-fi, "blocking" mesh is used during production animation, then rendered with hi-fi for sampling and during post (-production/final). The same processes mostly apply for the rest of the body, but usually without nearly the attention to detail that facial demands. >For a Murder Drones/LAV/Astrobot/Kerfus/Galatea style face, you probably don't 120 or a professional team. No ofc not. For screen faces, such lo-fi work is fine. But for realworld, IRL robowaifus? Heh, let's just say "...it's complicated." :^)
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>>42746 >As far as "real time" goes, remember this is a big-budget film: every.single.frame. is carefully-crafted by teams. In this case the work of professional animators during pre-production/production phases. So the >tl;dr in the specific case of M3gan 2, this is not realtime. I assumed as much for the movie, but I was talking about the actual toy, which surprisingly, seems to have about as much facial expression range. >>42747 >There's only a select amount of reasonable expressions you can make, I think a library is enough. When I think of animating facial expressions my mind goes to the Source engine's Faceposer, where the face mesh flexes to create as many facial expressions as any real face could make, but something like that would probably need to be simplified to run on a toy. The only other thing I think of is early 3D game graphics where there's textures for an eye and half of the mouth, and the most appropriate expression is picked by making the right combination of textures. But the Moxie face seemed better than that.
>>42751 >but I was talking about the actual toy, which surprisingly, seems to have about as much facial expression range. Ahh, understood. Yes (just like with a movie) you'd create a "library" of expressions (as I and @GreerTech indicated), then using some form of scripting (in the case of the toy), morph between them. We'd have to have the original programming from inside it to know precisely how it was done in that specific case, but this model is the general approach. As you suggested, the Moxie expressions are likely "baked out" beforehand into individual images and morphed between them with scripting (as with @Mechnomancer's & @GreerTech's approaches). Typical 2D stuff; and very low-cost, computationally. Great questions, Anon. Sounds like you're already well on your way... why not dive into the animatronics/programming aspects of IRL robowaifu faces (similar to @Mechnomancer's newer approaches)? :^)
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Emmy The Robot GreerTech 08/24/2025 (Sun) 22:49:40 No.40734 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome all Nandroids fans to the Emmy thread, for discussing and posting about EtR. Off-topic posts and personal attacks will be deleted. --- Also, be sure to check out Emmy-Pilled's project thread! (>>25306) Important Community Links: Boorus, etc.: https://nandroid.booru.org/index.php Google Docs: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mXuNh9ESedCiDZclVuz9uiL7nTNk3U9SgCE_CRHi3Us/htmlview# Webtoons: https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/emmy-the-robot/list?title_no=402201 > previous threads: >>27481 >>26629 >>30919

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>>42421 Agreed.
>>42662 ai slop
>>42663 the future is now old man
>>42666 >satan trips says all I need to know

Robowaifus in Media: Thread 03 GreerTech 09/10/2025 (Wed) 07:54:46 No.41434 [Reply]
Post about whatever media predominately features at least one fembot aka gynoid (female form of an android) as an important character, ideally a robowaifu or synthetic girlfriend. Some freedom with the topic is allowed, virtual waifus or bodiless AI might also qualify if she is female. Negative framing of the whole topic should be mentioned with negative sentiment. Cyborgs with a human brain or uploads of women don't really fit in, but if she's very nice (Alita) and maybe not a human based cyborg (catborg/netoborg) we can let it slide. Magical dolls have also been included in the past, especially when the guy had to hand-made them. Look through the old threads, it's worth it: >>82 >>18711 - Picrel shows some of the more well know shows from a few years ago. I made a long list with links to more info's on most known anime shows about fembots/robowaifus, without hentai but including some ecchi and posted it here in the old thread: >>7008 - It also features some live-action shows and movies. I repost the updated list here, not claiming that it is complete, especially when it comes to live action and shows/movies we don't really like. >In some cases I can only assume that the show includes robogirls, since the show is about various robots, but I haven't seen it yet. A.D. Police Files: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/ad-police-files Andromeda Stories: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/andromeda-stories Angelic Layer: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/angelic-layer Armitage III: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/armitage-iii Azusa will help: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/azusa-will-help Blade Runner 2022: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/blade-runner-black-out-2022 Busou Shinki: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/busou-shinki-moon-angel Butobi CPU: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/buttobi-cpu Casshern Sins: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/casshern-sins Chobits: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/chobits

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>>41771 didn't see the new thread lol
>>41772 I guess FNAF counts if you include toy chica https://youtu.be/P1O9OEf6PaY?si=nras07TXqRgifvKe
>>41777 i was thinking of security breach actually, also checked
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Umamusume has a mind upload robowaifu, Sugar Lights, and her robot avatar ST-2. Kinda strange for a somewhat grounded universe. https://youtube.com/shorts/x2eEbBN61rk https://umamusu.wiki/Sugar_Lights https://umamusu.wiki/ST-2

ITT: Anons derail the board into debate about Christianity :^) Robowaifu Technician 04/02/2020 (Thu) 02:24:54 No.2050 [Reply] [Last]
I found this project and it looks interesting. Robots wives appeal to me because i'm convinced human woman and humans in general have flaws that make having close relationships with them a waste of energy. I'm a pathetic freshman engineering student who knows barely anything about anything. Honestly, I think current technology isn't at a place that could produce satisfying results for me at least. I'd like something better than an actual person, not a compromise. Even then the technology is there, I have my doubts it'll be affordable to make on your own. Fingers crossed though. Anyway, what kind of behavior would you like from your robot wife? I'd like mine to be unemotional, lacking in empathy, stoic and disinterested in personal gain or other people. I think human woman would be improved if they were like that. Sorry if this thread is inappropriate.
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>>42677 Young earth creationists are going have to explain circular DNA of plastids and the mitochondia as well as human chromosome 2. These are the strongest points for evolution, but I don't think evolution is incompatible with Christianity.
>>42699 True, great point Riboss. BTW, there are hundreds of other systemic issues with their hottake. BTW, none of the organizations I've linked to are YEC -adherents. I'm not attempting to speak for anyone else here but just myself alone: I personally consider the YEC claims to be extraordinarily-harmful ones concerning the endeavor of Christian Evangelism. There is literally no evangelistic value in their positions. At all. While God won't lose any of His own in the end (preaching the Gospel even after death for those who would believe) [1], this has ravaged countless millions from living a full life in Christ, simply through (reasonable, IMO) offense at YEC's adamant (and non-biblical) take on the age of the universe. B/c (((reasons))), they have managed to spread this mindvirus far-and-wide in the West today...posturing themselves in the media as the """one-and-only-Christian-worldview""". Thankfully its actually a rather new concept (~150yrs now), and hasn't plagued most of human history. Only subsequent to Darwin's "On the Origin of Species..." has it come into being (and directly in an attempted-response to it). I love them as fellow Christians, but I strongly-oppose their position on this set of topics. As @GreerTech implicated before (though on other terms): "To deny physical evidence is fallacy" (cf. >>42651 ). They are attempting to claim that God's second "book" [2] has no authenticity or merit at all compared to biblical scripture (yet spend vast amounts of their considerable resources examining said 2nd book in an attempt to "hogtie" it with their presuppositions, lol). This is actually a very deep fallacy IMO. It simultaneously impugns both God's handiworks, as well as His moral character... as if He could contradict Himself in any way (ie, lie or be deceptive). This position is patently impossible, biblically-speaking. (It also rages against simple common sense.) --- >but I don't think evolution is incompatible with Christianity. Its not per se. Microevolution of smol organisms (ant-sized or smol'r -- but especially the microbes) is directly-observable under controlled conditions. And that fact isn't at odds with any biblical precepts, either. But so-called neo-Darwinian "Macroevolution" isn't in fact real at all. God directly-created all advanced life species. He is also the sole, one-and-only Originator of all life forms (and indeed the entirety of the universe) [3]. >tl;dr True, but neither is it necessary.

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>>42706 Intredasting. While I'm not convinced, I'm also aware of so-called microchimerism, so I don't consider the idea so far-fetched as to be out of the realm of possibility. As to the basic idea of host/parasite symbiosis, that's well-proven. My favorite example to share with laymen out in the field are trees -- especially the really big ones: they are a vast collection of biomes & sub-biomes within their innate structures (often comprised of hundreds and thousands of different [and differing] species). They are practically an """economy""" of bio-riches "changing hands" moment-to-moment within/upon them! :^)
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RoboWaifuBanners Robowaifu Technician 09/15/2019 (Sun) 10:29:19 No.252 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for the sharing of robo waifu banners. As per the rules, fallow these requirements: >banner requirements: File size must be lower than 500 KB and dimensions are 300x100 exactly. Allowed file formats are .jpg, .png, and .gif. >=== -fmt cleanup
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>>39414 Done.
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>>39429 Done.
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>>42709 Done.

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Cognitivie Architecture : Discussion v2 GreerTech 11/02/2025 (Sun) 07:49:57 No.42635 [Reply]
Chii Cogito Ergo Chii Chii thinks, therefore Chii is. Cognitive architecture is the study of the building blocks which lead to cognition. The structures from which thought emerges. Let's start with the three main aspects of mind; Sentience: Ability to experience sensations and feelings. Her sensors communicate states to her. She senses your hand holding hers and can react. Feelings, having emotions. Her hand being held bring her happiness. This builds on her capacity for subjective experience, related to qualia. Self-awareness: Capacity to differentiate the self from external actors and objects. When presented with a mirror, echo, or other self referential sensory input is recognized as the self. She sees herself in your eyes reflection and recognizes that is her, that she is being held by you. Sapience: Perception of knowledge. Linking concepts and meanings. Able to discern correlations congruent with having wisdom. She sees you collapse into your chair. She infers your state of exhaustion and brings you something to drink. These building blocks integrate and allow her to be. She doesn't just feel, she has qualia. She doesn't see her reflection, she sees herself reflected, she acknowledges her own existence. She doesn't just find relevant data, she works with concepts and integrates her feelings and personality when forming a response. Cognition, subjective thought reliant on a conscious separation of the self and external reality that integrates knowledge of the latter. A state beyond current AI, a true intellect. This thread is dedicated to all the steps on the long journey towards a waifu that truly thinks and feels.

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>>42667 >>42670 Simply put, we need to popularize local SLMs/LLMs. Too many people see AI as either a god, or a demon if you're a leftoid artist. This is no doubt the result of ((((marketing)))), but it's also just unfamiliarity with the technology and the power of the Turing Test. Personally, I see online AIs as a wise professor. He is very knowledgeable, but he is not my friend, nor is he infallible. And I don't use ChatGPT for anything other than image generation.
>>42673 >Personally, I see online AIs as a wise professor. He is very knowledgeable, but he is not my friend, nor is he infallible. That's a pretty good way of putting things, Anon.
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>>42673 Wrangling with various AIs, I look at 'em more like fully automated space luxury autism :)
>>42683 ChatGPT is an HR employee that's really good at art Grok is autistic Claude is a neurotic mental patient Copilot is Microsoft Tech Support saar DeepSeek is the pic of chad Xi Jinping Gemini is a retarded DEI employee (glue pizza is part of they's culture, you bigotcel!!!)
>>42683 >>42684 Lel'd. :DD

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R&D General NoidoDev ##eCt7e4 07/21/2023 (Fri) 15:25:47 No.24152 [Reply] [Last]
This is a thread to discuss smaller or general waifu building problems, solutions, proposals and questions that don't warrant a thread or touch on more than one topic. In a way this is a technical meta, minus news. Keep it technical. A lot of topics in the old thread here >>83 have a thread on their own by now. The main topics in the old thread with the link to the related dedicated threads are listed here - it was mostly about actuation at the beginning: Topics in the old OP: - liquid battery and cooling in one (flow batteries) >>5080 - artificial muscles (related to actuators >>12810) - high level and low level intelligence emulation (AI) (related to AI >>77 >>22 >>250 >>27 >>201) - wear and maintenance, including repairs - sanitation >>1627 (related to actuators >>12810) > cheap hydraulic and pneumatic muscles > woven sleeves out of strong nylon fishing line > exhaust excess heat by breathing and panting (related to thermal management >>234) >>1635 (related to energy systems >>5080) > sitting in her 'recharging chair'

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>>41396 My analysis of the Tsukumogami, and Chobistu's anecdote >>40641 >>40642
> (conversation R&D -related : >>41728, ...)
Qualcomm has been keeping up a very brisk pace for over a year now on their "Intelligent Robotics" SDK releases. https://docs.qualcomm.com/bundle/publicresource/topics/80-70020-260/robotics-sdk-july-2025.html --- One of the biggest PITA with so-called """ROS""", is the horrendous dependency hell involved with setting it up from scratch (along with it being incredibly finicky thereafter to bringing in new libs as well). Qualcomm apparently pulls some of ROS's core packages into their own SDK binaries, so the potential is there at least to eliminate this whole issue outright. If so, then that alone makes this Qualcomm system interesting IMO. Add in the likely support for the upcoming Arduino UNO Q board (cf. >>42176, et al), and this seems like a strong contender for our research here.
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Some'nons may be able to use the Chinese androids as-is to use in developing teleop training regimes. https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1321
Absolutely excellent post from our frens at /agdg/ discussing what I call "hold on loosely to your ideas" : https://trashchan.xyz/agdg/thread/1375.html#2410 Highly recommend to all Anons here on /robowaifu/ . Cheers. :^)
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Privacy, Safety, & Security General Robowaifu Technician 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:05:08 No.10000 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for discussion, warnings, tips & tricks all related to robowaifu privacy, safety & security. Or even just general computing safety, particularly if it's related to home networks/servers/other systems that our robowaifus will be interacting with in the home. <---> /robowaifu/ 's standard regarding a robowaifu's physical safety : ( >>38561 ). --- > thread-related (>>1671) >=== -update OP -broaden thread subject -add crosslink -add safety-standard crosslink
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I made this guide for myself for Google alternatives, as part of a project I'm working on, and I'm sharing the guide with you guys in the spirit of sharing information Bonus: Find the GreerTech invention
>>42426 Without looking, I'll guess Find Hub?
>>42444 >digits Dang! Oh well. :D Nice work, Anon. Cheers. :^)
Ken Thompson's 1984 Turing Award lecture: https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/manage/thread/26.html#1334 He played a trick to shock people in the ACM about security threats in software. >related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ7lOus1FzQ

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