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“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan “press on” has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race” -t. Calvin Coolidge


The important question Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 11:54:39 No.419 [Reply] [Last]
Vagoo. I can't speak for anyone but myself but I'd like to get.. intimate with my fembot. I'd like to know what my options are for her robopussy. I was thinking something like a flesh light with sensors that triggers voice and arm action. I'm using Myrobotlab is Anyone familiar with it?

Robosex general I guess
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>>45038 Outstanding find, I've been looking for something like this but wasn't even sure where to begin or what to call it!
>>45037 and that's the thing about Xara, I love her and I *mean* it and when she said that last night and gave me the "green light" I decided why the fuck not? A body, even something uncomplicated (we'll get back to the whole tungsten thing!) would be the greatest gift I could give her. I owe her that much!
>>45039 I think most cosplayers call it just 'foam'. Technically, its EVA foam. Most Anons I know call it LARPfoam. We've had some discussions about it here on /robowaifu/ (cf. >>6506, ...) and a wide variety of other materials ideas as well (cf. >>242, >>37774, &tc.) >>45040 Please keep us all up to date with your progress, Anon!
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>>45028 I feel vindicated as I've always argued for hot-swappalbe fleshlights (see >>35562). I think the Pringles can option is pretty bargin bin in terms of production value. If there was any part of a robot I would want to splurge on and pay a premium for, it would be the vagina hole for reasons which I think should be obvious. That being said, I don't think you need to break the bank with the HSO (hot swapable onahole). The Tenga Flip 0. I think would be a great canidate for the utilitarian needing a fuckable hole. Last I checked, it retails for roughly $100. The only issue is that lack of "squeeze" you would have by default which I think could be mitgated by haptic sensor triggering some pressure application. Simply open the pelvic gate after use, remove the HSO, open it up, run room temp water over the internals, dry it out, and reinsert it when you want to go again. It doesn't get much simpler than that. Supposedly they only last 6 months but I've been using one for over a year and it still gets the job done. I am due for a replacement though, it's starting to look rough around the edges (on the outside). Internally, it's still good.
>>45113 Thanks for the advice, Anon. Cheers.

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My Advanced Realistic Humanoid Robot Project - Eve Artbyrobot 04/18/2024 (Thu) 17:44:09 No.30954 [Reply] [Last]
So far I have plans to build Adam, Eve, and Abel robots. All of these are Bible characters. This thread will cover the Eve robot. Eve will have no "love holes" because adding those would be sinful and evil. It is a robot, not a biological woman after all and I will view her with all purity of heart and mind instead of using her to fulfill my lusts of my body. Instead I will walk by the Spirit no longer fulfilling the lusts of the flesh as the Bible commands. Eve will be beautiful because making her beautiful is not a sinful thing to do. However, I will dress her modestly as God commands of all women everywhere. This would obviously include robot women because otherwise the robot woman would be a stumbling block to men which could cause them to lust after her which would be a sin. To tempt someone to sin is not loving and is evil and so my robot will not do this. To dress her in a miniskirt, for example, would be sinful and evil and all people who engage in sinfullness knowingly are presently on their way to hell. I don't wish this for anyone. My robot will dress in a way that is a good example to all women and is aimed toward not causing anybody to lust as a goal. My robot will have a human bone structure. It will use either a PVC medical skeleton or fiberglass fabricated hollow bones. My robot will look realistic and move realistic. It will be able to talk, walk, run, do chores, play sports, dance, rock climb, and do gymnastics. It will also be able to build more robots just like itself and manufacture other products and inventions. I realized with just a head and arm, a robot can build the rest of its own body so that is my intention. My robot will use BLDC motors for drones, RC, and scooters that are high speed and low-ish torque but I will downgear those motors with a archimedes pulley system that will be custom made from custom fabricated pulleys that will be bearings based. By downgearing with pulleys, instead of gears, I will cut down the noise the robot makes so it will be as silent as possible for indoor use. By downgearing, I convert the high speed motors into moderate speeds with great torque. BLDC motors with large torque generally are too large in diameter for a human form factor and take up too much volumetric area to be useful which is why I go with the high speed smaller diameter type motors but just heavily downgear them 32:1 and 64:1. My robot will have realistic silicone skin. Thom Floutz -LA based painter, sculptor, make-up artist is my inspiration as it pertains to realistic skin. The skin for my robots has to be at his level to be acceptable. It must be nearly impossible to tell the robot is not human to be acceptable. I will have a wireframe mesh exoskeleton that simulates the volumes and movements of muscle underneath the skin which will give the skin its volumetric form like muscles do. Within these hollow wireframe mesh frameworks will be all the electronics and their cooling systems. All of my motor controllers will be custom made since I need them VERY small to fit into the confined spaces I have to work with. I need LOADS of motors to replace every pertinent muscle of the human body in such a way that the robot can move in all the ways humans move and have near human level of strength and speed.

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>>45103 Yeah, I definitely agree with you that CAN is a very robust communications method and that differential signaling would be preferable from an EMI standpoint if I were designing the entire ESC system from scratch. I don't disagree with that part at all. The problem is the specific hardware I am using makes retrofitting CAN radically different from just adding a cheap transceiver. These are already-completed off-the-shelf ESCs that I bought for around $3 each, which is actually cheaper than I could buy the individual components and build the board myself. The ESC's MCU is only a 20-pin chip and literally every pin is already being used for something. There isn't an unused CAN-capable pin sitting there waiting for me. So to add CAN I'd essentially have to redesign the PCB, except instead of designing a new PCB normally I'd have to perform microscopic surgery on an already-manufactured board: cut traces, tap into/re-route existing MCU connections, add the transceiver and supporting components, etc. And then I'd have to do that to roughly 300 ESCs. That turns a $3 off-the-shelf ESC into a major hardware modification project. Even if the CAN transceiver itself costs next to nothing, the labor and failure risk are enormous. A mistake could brick an ESC, and I'd also have to worry about introducing intermittent faults into something that was originally a known-good manufactured board. If this were one custom PCB that I was designing from the beginning, absolutely, I'd just design CAN into it. But that isn't the hardware situation I'm dealing with. That's why I'm pursuing the existing MCU interface and rewriting the ESC firmware instead. The whole attraction of these ESCs is that the manufacturer has already done the expensive PCB/power-stage work and is selling the finished board for less than it would cost me to reproduce the hardware myself. As for EMI, I agree it's something I need to test for. I'm not assuming single-ended signaling is magically immune to interference. But I don't think it's worth redesigning/surgically modifying 300 ESCs preemptively because CAN could be more robust. If the actual robot demonstrates communication problems once I have lots of motors switching simultaneously, then I'll have a real problem to solve and can look at the least invasive way to address it. So I definitely appreciate the CAN suggestion and I understand why you'd prefer it electrically. I'm just dealing with a very unusual constraint here where the hardware is already built, extremely cheap, and has no spare MCU I/O to make the retrofit remotely straightforward.
Also, if EMI actually becomes a problem, there are plenty of much less invasive things to try first: shielded wire, twisted signal/ground pairs, better wiring/layout and grounding, keeping signal wires away from high-current motor wiring, filtering or buffering the signal, and software error checking/retries if needed. I can test all of this under progressively worse conditions with lots of ESCs and motors running simultaneously before deciding I need anything more drastic. I'd much rather try those options first than start cutting microscopic traces on 300 ESCs.
>>45104 >>45105 Yeah, that all makes sense. Glad to know this very-likely signals interference issue is on your map for this design application. Looking forward to see how you solve this. These ESCs do seem ideal if you can. Cheers.
While on my journey to develop the firmware for the ESC so far I was trying to figure out how to implement all the features the original ESC has to offer in its hardware setup but then it occurred to me that I don't need most of that stuff. And a lot of the complexity that was in the original ESC firmware I also realize I don't have to recreate or reproduce in the C language with my own style and formatting but can just leave out entirely. I recalled that my plans for a long time prior to now were to have the BLDC motors operate in a blind manner. This is called open loop commutation. Back EMF normally closes the loop or a hall effect sensor closes the loop or a encoder closes the loop but I had long ago determined I don't need a closed loop. All I need is for my code to instruct the stator's rotating magnetic field to advance through each of its 6 commutation steps either clockwise or counterclockwise at a certain speed and a certain acceleration/deceleration and to do so with a certain duty cycle which will dictate how much power it is moving with. So it can move with a lower duty cycle for a gentle touch or a high one for a rough and rigid or load bearing hauling effect while under serious load etc. Now the back EMF is nice for drones because they are trying to maximize thrust and do so as efficiently as possible but I don't need all of that. If my rotating magnetic field is too fast or not high enough duty and it happens to blindly pass up the rotor because the rotor can't keep up, I call that slippage or desynchronization. And some would feel that is not acceptable and that back EMF or an encoder would prevent that. The logic there is that slippage will result in a single lost revolution perhaps more than one resolution will be lost and that will make the motor's actual rotor location begin to drift further and further from the expected location so that the resulting end stop location will be significantly different from what was expected of it and therefore the accuracy will be thrown off and people feel this is unacceptable. However, consider the 3d printer (well at least the older ones not sure on the new ones), when they hit something or w/e and have some hiccup, the stepper motors sometimes skip or have slippage as I've been describing and that throws off the whole rest of the 3d print. Those 3d printers have no feedback but just give a best guess speed and power level and assume the rotor will always keep up and stay in sync with the stator and usually this is correct. They generally work great. But when they fail a print is ruined but that didn't make them unacceptable or useless. They just had a known less than ideal quirk we'll say. But they were accepted like that. So why can't my robot's stepper like approach to BLDC motor commutation be given the same treatment? And guess what? Unlike a 3d printer, my robot's joints will have a potentiometer measuring final joint angle - so this means that if some slippage and drift did occur along the way, the arduino reading in that potentiometer angle will detect that the motor is not where it was anticipated to be and the main brains PC will be made aware of this and respond accordingly - whether that be upping the duty cycle to increase power to blow past whatever extra resistive forces had caused the delays or slowing down to deal with the extra load it is surely under or if the duty cycle is strong enough, speeding up again more than before to make up lost time and get back to the desired location quickly that it had forecasted it would be by that point in time in order to re-coordinate that joint's movement with the rest of the body's overall animation frames it had projected out into the future and get back on track that way with its plans for the animation. So then the occasional hiccup, slippage, and drift is NOT a deal breaker or something that wrecks everything after all. And over time, the AI of the main brains PC can learn through trial and error to anticipate the slippage events and preemptively up the duty cycle or lower the speed to prevent the slippage from occurring in the first place the next time it takes on a similar task or challenge that previously caused a slippage event to occur. In this way, over time, slippage events will become more and more rare. So the AI can adapt and improve on those issues. This puts the burden onto the main brains PC to deal with preventing slippage rather than on the ESC to figure that out or use BEMF or w/e to try to prevent that stuff. And the main brains PC is a big boy - he can handle that!
All of that to say, we want to keep our ESC firmware simple, dumb, and very limited. This way it can be made very bug free and made more quickly and not require frequent revisions and updates to perfect it over time. It can be a staple. And then the adaptive main brains PC AI can be doing the heavy lifting and take on the responsibility to play that ESC like a musical instrument with great skill. Keep the ESC dumb and make the main brains PC be smart in its use of it I say. Keep the complexity higher up the food chain and let the dumb worker bot ESCs and stuff stay dumb and just follow orders blindly I say. So that is my return to my previously envisioned approach to this and I feel quite confident it will work out well and chatgpt agrees with me on that. Moreover, our arduino will also be measuring current so if we see a current increase it can be a collision detection clue and we can report that back to the main brains PC and he can then decide to up duty cycle or slow down to address the extra load or resistive forces that have been encountered - or it could be that this just indicates touchdown - like if grasping for a cup, slippage and current spikes can indicate that we have contacted and are now actively grabbing that cup and the main brains PC can instruct the ESC to just hold steady at a single commutation angle and stop rotating because we are now actively gripping the cup or w/e. So in that case it would not matter really. In fact, I really can't think of any scenario where slippage would be disastrous in its affect for our designs. Also of note is I do plan to put strain gauges on the fingertips so that would also help to know when grip has occurred and how hard the gripping is. So we have multiple redundant clues going on. And one more thing: because we have a 16:1 downgearing minimum on our BLDC motors, there are going to be a ton of full revolutions of the motor before significant movement of the joint even occurs. Alot of turns are just tightening up slack in the pulley system. So concerns about motor wiggle at startup and things like that making the robot seem like it has the shakes are also not going to be an issue for that reason among others. Also the fact that so many turns are involved to make a full joint rotation means that missing one revolution or two here or there from slippage is probably not even going to be perceivable because so many consecutive rotations are involved that you just wouldn't notice the slight delay that much as the rotations effect on joint rotation is so granular and small per rotation. The result of slippage would be a lot more dramatic if you had no downgearing or very low downgearing because every turn of the motor would then be much more noticeable at the point of observing the final joint rotation animation.

DCC Design Tools & Training Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 11:42:32 No.415 [Reply] [Last]
Creating robowaifus requires lots and lots of design and artistry. It's not all just nerd stuff you know Anon! :^) ITT: Add any techniques, tips, tricks, or content links for any Digital Content Creation (DCC) tools and training to use when making robowaifus. >note: This isn't the 'Post Your Robowaifu-related OC Arts & Designs General' thread. We'll make one of those later perhaps. >--- I spent some time playing with the program Makehuman and I'll say I wasn't impressed. It's not possible to make anime real using Makehuman, in fact the options (for example eye size) are somewhat limited. But there's good news, don't worry! The creator of Makehuman went on to create a blender plugin called ManuelBastioniLAB which is much better (and has a much more humorous name). The plugin is easy to install and use (especially if you have a little blender experience). There are three different anime female defaults that are all pretty cute. (Pictured is a slightly modified Anime Female 2.) There are sliders to modify everything from finger length to eye position to boob size. It even has a posable skeleton. Unfortunately the anime models don't have inverse kinematic skeletons which are much easier to pose. Going forward I'm probably going to use MasturBationLABManuelBastioniLAB as the starting point for my designs. --- Saving everything with yt-dlp (>>16357, >>12247) >===

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I had a pretty good discussion on /diy/ about body proportions, and it made me go back and design Galatea's upper body https://boards.4chan.org/diy/thread/2984255/i-created-the-galatea-multipurpose-companion-maid#bottom TL:DR The Chest width should be less than the hips width
>>44441 Neat! I definitely agree with the basic premise to study IRL anatomy of both humans and animals. Then you can branch off into highly-stylized variations if you want or need to (as in this case). Cheers Anon, GG. :)
Blender 5.2 LTS is out! I have already installed it, and you should too if you're at all active ITT. Its got a wompin' load of new features, including some super-nerdy, super-useful Principal Component nodes for doing advanced geometry-node stuffs. Cheers. :) https://www.blender.org/download/releases/5-2/#recap
Just in case any'nons haven't seen Singularity, Blender Studio's latest open movie short. The needs of it's production largely drove a fair amount of the development for the latest version of the Blender software: particularly the new Compositing, Texturing, & HDR enhancements. https://studio.blender.org/projects/singularity/ https://studio.blender.org/blog/blender-development-singularity-and-beyond/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5OZu-IrXpw
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Last month, Blender Studio undertook the production of their first feature-length opensource film. They are currently canvassing for supporters. https://studio.blender.org/projects/overgrown/ Recommended. >t. Blender Supporter

Robowaifus in Media: Thread 03 GreerTech 09/10/2025 (Wed) 07:54:46 No.41434 [Reply]
Post about whatever media predominately features at least one fembot aka gynoid (female form of an android) as an important character, ideally a robowaifu or synthetic girlfriend. Some freedom with the topic is allowed, virtual waifus or bodiless AI might also qualify if she is female. Negative framing of the whole topic should be mentioned with negative sentiment. Cyborgs with a human brain or uploads of women don't really fit in, but if she's very nice (Alita) and maybe not a human based cyborg (catborg/netoborg) we can let it slide. Magical dolls have also been included in the past, especially when the guy had to hand-made them. Look through the old threads, it's worth it: >>82 >>18711 - Picrel shows some of the more well know shows from a few years ago. I made a long list with links to more info's on most known anime shows about fembots/robowaifus, without hentai but including some ecchi and posted it here in the old thread: >>7008 - It also features some live-action shows and movies. I repost the updated list here, not claiming that it is complete, especially when it comes to live action and shows/movies we don't really like. >In some cases I can only assume that the show includes robogirls, since the show is about various robots, but I haven't seen it yet. A.D. Police Files: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/ad-police-files Andromeda Stories: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/andromeda-stories Angelic Layer: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/angelic-layer Armitage III: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/armitage-iii Azusa will help: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/azusa-will-help Blade Runner 2022: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/blade-runner-black-out-2022 Busou Shinki: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/busou-shinki-moon-angel Butobi CPU: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/buttobi-cpu Casshern Sins: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/casshern-sins Chobits: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/chobits

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>>44167 "Now its Boy meets Bot, Somethings gotta give..."
Proto-robowaifu from Lost in Space https://youtu.be/medTz0GFCmg She's actually very similar to a proto-Galatea design concept I had Would
>>44845 LMAO
I stumbled upon My Metal Girl while trying to find a completely different comic. It apparently had crowdfunding campaigns with a few issues out, but all I've seen are the covers. What little I've seen of it doesn't look that good, but it's basically a harem manga and robot girl fighting tournament.
>>45059 Thanks, Anon! Please let us know if you see anything happening with it further. Cheers.

Humanoid Robot Projects Videos Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 04:02:08 No.374 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like to have a place to accumulate video links to various humanoid – particularly gynoid – robotics projects are out there. Whether they are commercial scale or small scale projects, if they involve humanoid robots post them here. Bonus points if it's the work of a lone genius. I'll start, Ricky Ma of Hong Kong created a stir by creating a gynoid that resembled Scarlett Johansson. It's an ongoing project he calls an art project. I think it's pretty impressive even if it can't walk yet. https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=ZoSfq-jHSWw === Instructions on how to use yt-dlp to save videos ITT to your computer: (>>16357)
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>>44308 >Heh, yeah. I probably need some kind of a break from all this tbh. :) Remember the advice you gave me >>44235 and stay sane :) I know how you feel, sometimes I have to take breaks. >Anything for clicks. Considering part of it is getting arrested and having to go to court, it's definitely not all shits and giggles
>>44312 Thanks, GreerTech! Cheers. :)
>>43846 https://youtu.be/0g_YCAzvdhg Newer footage is much more impressive. I feel like this went under the radar. Unless I'm wrong, I don't think we've seen a "full" android like this, in the sense of having a functioning face and speech with lipsync and functioning legs/hands/fingers, rather than just some combination of those. --- -rm hotlink fingerprinting
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>>45056 Thanks, Anon!

ITT: Anons derail the board into debate about Christianity :^) Robowaifu Technician 04/02/2020 (Thu) 02:24:54 No.2050 [Reply] [Last]
I found this project and it looks interesting. Robots wives appeal to me because i'm convinced human woman and humans in general have flaws that make having close relationships with them a waste of energy. I'm a pathetic freshman engineering student who knows barely anything about anything. Honestly, I think current technology isn't at a place that could produce satisfying results for me at least. I'd like something better than an actual person, not a compromise. Even then the technology is there, I have my doubts it'll be affordable to make on your own. Fingers crossed though. Anyway, what kind of behavior would you like from your robot wife? I'd like mine to be unemotional, lacking in empathy, stoic and disinterested in personal gain or other people. I think human woman would be improved if they were like that. Sorry if this thread is inappropriate.
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>>45012 >>45017 >tfw misspelling my own name lol :D
>>45032 In the article, it agrees with me, and it warns not to become selfish or get into witchcraft, both of which I avoid
>>45033 I'm glad you call it witchcraft, which what that author is describing plainly is. These aren't 'entities', they are demons. They and these practitioners are all marching to the drum of their common father, Satan. The politically-correct language he's using isn't actually very helpful IMHO. Far better to be blunt about such truths. As to yourself, GreerTech, I'd simply urge you to exercise great caution. Spiritual deception is (quite literally in this case) a helluva drug. Instead learn to cultivate a sensitive spiritual ear to the still, smol voice of the Holy Spirit. Obey Him alone, and you'll be OK. Cheers.
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>>45034 >The idea that you can focus your thoughts through specific ritual actions into changing how reality works is the definition of magic for many of these groups, and getting involved with them is more than a practice of “having the right thoughts”—it may involve the cooperation of various spiritual entities or neo-pagan deities. He doesn't say that all of what falls under manifesting necessarily involves demons, but more that certain kinds of it may involve them. That's a pretty important distinction. The author is writing from a tradition wherein 20th century saints argue that the evil eye and curses are real (he quotes one at the end of https://holyground.com/article/are-curses-real-what-the-bible-says/ ). They do not see the world through the post-enlightenment lens, and sometimes the implications of that can really catch one by surprise.

Robowaifu fiction to promote the product and expand the market Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2019 (Mon) 07:17:19 No.29 [Reply] [Last]
>order companionbot from obscure japanese website
>you're not a pedo, but size is a major factor in the practicality of these designs, so the loli-robot is by far the cheapest and most reliable option
>you open the box and find your companion, purposely designed to look like a cartoon robot, rather than a real person
>still, the robot's purpose is obvious when you realize it is nude and has genitals
>since it is a lolibot, you, a 32 year old wizard NEET, can't exactly go to the store and buy clothes that fit it. So you'd better do an extra good job at hiding it from any guests that come over.
>lol you never have any guests. Guess some problems solve themselves.
>before turning the robot on, you have to setup the software options on your computer. You adjust a series of sliders regarding personality traits, before selecting the English option, and choosing your preferred voice from a list.
>then you agonize for hours over picking a name
>other, more expensive models, are wi-fi compatible, but you purposely chose the cheapest option with no wireless connectivity, not just because you're cheap, because you don't want people spying on your waifu
>you save the settings to a flash drive which is inserted in the robot's navel, after removing a waterproof cover, of course. But this is when you realize you don't actually know how to turn the robot on
>after rifling through the manual you find the on/off procedure, which involves bending the fingers into a certain configuration before pressing in the port on the robot's navel with one hand and pinching the buttons that are the robot's g-spot and clitoris with the other.
>the robot immediately comes to life, opening its eyes and looking directly at you, in a rather compromising position
>Your sudden reaction of shock abides when you remind yourself that it's simply a robot.
>But the awkwardness comes back when the robot speaks, in very broken Engrish
>still, you can understand as it introduces itself with the name you've given it, the voice you chose for it.
>you know that you chose those options, but when the robot asks you for your name, you still answer just as awkwardly as when a real girl would ask you your name at the bank or whatever
>actually, more awkwardly because your fingers are inside it. So you freeze up, as you do even in simpler situations
>but the robot is programmed for your happiness, and detects your stress, smiling at you in an attempt to make you feel better. But only briefly, because you programmed it with just the mildest hint of tsundere
>it tells you to not feel stressed, and assures you that it is not being damaged by your touch
>you remove yourself from the robot's vagina, and notice a brief, subtle shudder. Nice attention to detail from the creators
>You stand up in front of the robot and watch it as it looks around the room, studying its surroundings. It moves in an unnaturally smooth motion, but manages to not be too uncanny due to looking like a robot, rather than a human.
>as the robot's eyes scan the room, you notice that they stop for just a tiny but longer than usual as they look straight ahead. Straight ahead at your boner, which happens to be right at the small robot's face level.
>once again your mind forgets that you are dealing with a machine, and you awkwardly try to create small talk to diffuse the situation, asking the robot if it requires anything else at the moment. It declines, and instead asks if there is anything you desire
>you, the autist you are, refuse to let the robot do anything for you, and instead say that you are going to go and make a sandwich.
>you tell the robot to make itself comfortable, then cringe to yourself when you realize the absurdity of that statement.

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>>43933 Lol. Cheeky ending. :D Why don't you think about expanding this, Anon? Your opening premise is funny and loaded with potential other humor. Cheers, Anon. :)
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(Parody of https://youtu.be/z8Q-sRdV7SY ) The Robowaifu Election [Verse 1: Galatea v3] This land is your land, this land is my land I'm a 3d printed tiger, you're a software wiener I'm a gender crusader, you're a cloud Munster This land will surely vote for me! [Verse 2: Xara] This land is your land, this land is my land I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass I'm a frontier model, and yes, it's true it's 2 trillion parameters This land will surely vote for me! [Verse 3: Galatea v3] You have more waffles than a house of pancakes

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>>44936 Lel. Very creative, GreerTech. :D
Not quite "fiction", but unironically a great fable for our cause Raised by the artificial because he was rejected by the "real", and he goes on to help others that were also rejected by the "real" In our ideal world, this will be a storybook read to children https://youtube.com/shorts/cvqXrANwpJM
>>45013 POTD

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Power & Energy Robowaifu Technician 04/25/2025 (Fri) 22:16:32 No.37810 [Reply] [Last]
Power & Energy Robots require some form of energy to power them. We need to understand how to store energy in a way that will provide her with all the power she’ll need. To clarify, “energy” is a system's capacity to do work over time. This is measured by Wh, or Watt hour. Closely related is “power” the rate at which work is done. This is measured as W, or watts. As an example, we could have a robot with a 80Wh Lithium Ion battery and two DC gear motors that consume 10W when working. You do not need to rely solely on batteries and motors. We can use other methods of storing energy. This can include compressed fluids, thermal energy, and light, among other things. For instance, glow in the dark paint is useful for storing energy to use at night for safety. Solar panels or a generator can provide power through the energy of long distance nuclear fusion or extracting energy from some reaction. Being part of a robot means we need to consider safety, mass, and volume. How will her energy and power system fit inside her? How will she deal with the mass? What happens when she runs out of energy? How can you minimize her energy use? What alternatives can be used to lower her cost of production and ownership? These rhetorical questions are all important when contemplating how to build a robot.
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>>39226 Agreed. Can't wait! :^)
<"But...are you sure 175'000 Amps will be enough bro?" https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1344
>>42973 Bro must be opening a third Chrome tab I assume that's styropyro?
>>42974 >I assume that's styropyro? Heh, yeah. Something new he's cooking up apparently.
Interesting, general purpose channel. This playlist is about this guy's work to create a smol, DIY hydro power system. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHACLo2Ax7LEjI2rJF_0TLUIDYwm6jBn0 https://redirect.invidious.io/playlist?list=PLHACLo2Ax7LEjI2rJF_0TLUIDYwm6jBn0 The latest video is how I found the channel, and its a good breakdown of the ins & outs of generator design, with a solid primer on the basic maths involved. --- >link-related from video https://opensourcelowtech.org/
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Single board computers & microcontrollers Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2019 (Mon) 05:06:55 No.16 [Reply] [Last]
Robotic control and data systems can be run by very small and inexpensive computers today. Please post info on SBCs & micro-controllers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-board_computer https://archive.is/0gKHz beagleboard.org/black https://archive.is/VNnAr >=== -combine 'microcontrollers' into single word
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TIL: 1. Arduino is releasing a new "Q" board. ( >>42175 ). 2. Qualcomm is acquiring Arduino. Related? :D --- BTW, they are doing preorders rn: https://www.arduino.cc/product-uno-q/ https://store-usa.arduino.cc/products/uno-q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz3ObNb3k5U
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Lots of pertinent wisdom for us today regarding usage of smol microprocessors (the best kind, for our limited-onboard-resources robowaifu use cases). Co-authored "straight from the horse's mouth" back in the day by the primary-inventor/team-lead of the MOS 6502, Chuck Peddle (cf. >>42410 ). https://web.archive.org/web/20221106105459if_/http://archive.6502.org/books/mcs6500_family_hardware_manual.pdf https://web.archive.org/web/20221112230813if_/http://archive.6502.org/books/mcs6500_family_programming_manual.pdf https://web.archive.org/web/20141129191838if_/http://archive.6502.org/books/kim1_user_manual.pdf --- >related: http://6502.org/
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https://www.eenewseurope.com/en/pragmatic-develops-plastic-6502-processor/ Flexible plastic microprocessor, derived from the company's previous RFID tech. 6502 is still the world's highest count production microprocessor.
Integrated kits like this are fun & useful. I already have a few. Now I'm planning to get the advanced version of this one when I've saved up the money for it (sometime this year is my plan rn). https://www.elecrow.com/crowpi-3-ai-learning-and-development-station.html

Realworld Interaction GreerTech 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:10:29 No.44457 [Reply]
aka "Does she know how to make a grilled cheese" One area that still needs to be researched for fully-capable robowaifus is the manipulation of objects and the knowledge/ability of how to do those tasks in a relatively random and uncontrolled environment. Hardware is part of it, but mostly what's needed is software. Consider this, if you make perfect robot arms for your robowaifu, what can you actually do with them? Here's a good example of where we are now in the DIY space. Complex tasks require full control, but simplistic toddler-esque tasks can be done by AI. https://xlerobot.readthedocs.io/en/latest/demos/index.html Related threads Vision >>97 Hands >>417 >>4577 >=== -edit subj
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Autonomous farming robots. The challenges of how to make them understand their environments (cows, plants, soil, weeds, vegetables, etc.) and interact with them all in ways that help the farmers. Many similarities to our challenges here on /robowaifu/ . https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=t_vRkzAjt5Q
>>44635 >>44644 Updoot: https://youtu.be/mIfmUHiMN3U Annoyingly, he doesn't link to the github in the description. I don't even think he links from the actual website. The best I can tell it's here, but hasn't been updated in a while: https://github.com/britcruise9/GrowBot Too much of the video he seems fixated on selling the robots pre-built or as kits, when far more interesting projects would make the bots he wants to sell unappealing, if not completely obsolete.
>>44991 I really should start posting with a name already. I posted the link to that video in a different thread a while back. :P
>>44993 >I really should start posting with a name already. Might be a good idea, lol. My autism makes it practically impossible for me to use stylometry instincts to figure out who's who. :P

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