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Biohacking Thread #2 Robowaifu Technician 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:48:10 No.42285 [Reply]
This thread is to discuss the ethics and methods of merging and AI and biology. All biocomputing, bioethics, AI medicine, medical, nootropic, and transhumanism posts belong here. The discuss of spirituality, biology, and AI is also welcome here! Previous thread >>41257 >=== -edit subj
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>>42515 >>42518 Wow, we have artificial organs that can get sick. We really are an advanced breakaway civilization >immune system Why not just make it sealed, with a sealed latch for the "food"? If it needs air, a filtered intake could work, though it might take energy for fans.
>>42521 Heh, good point. :^) >Why not just make it sealed, with a sealed latch for the "food"? If it needs air, a filtered intake could work, though it might take energy for fans. You're touching on a few (just a few) of the reasons I strongly-discourage relying on living organisms within our robowaifus. We'll have trouble enough with "hitchhikers" without intentionally adding such into her systems! :D
>>42521 If my girl is to walk around and eat dinner and go to church with me then she needs an immune system.
>>42518 I don't think I need to recreate the same thing. Just a quick analog.
>>42525 Heh, OK fair enough. This is fascinating stuff, Anon. Looking forward to watching your progress! Cheers, Ribose. :^)

The important question Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 11:54:39 No.419 [Reply] [Last]
Vagoo. I can't speak for anyone but myself but I'd like to get.. intimate with my fembot. I'd like to know what my options are for her robopussy. I was thinking something like a flesh light with sensors that triggers voice and arm action. I'm using Myrobotlab is Anyone familiar with it?

Robosex general I guess
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>>42404 >>42405 >>42427 Blackwaifus: GreerTech PMC Jokes aside, I do want basic security functions. Imagine this; You are hosting a party, and you're afraid that someone may sneak into your room and steal stuff. Your worst fear is coming true, but as they open the door, they see Galatea v3.0.7, watching them. It's like a ring camera, but mobile, indoors, and very conspicuous without being overbearing. Nannies for tweens will be a thing of the past. She can function as an alarm, and her eyes are removable.
>>42427 >>42429 Heh. >I do want basic security functions. Fair enough, we've discussed it in some depth already ( >>10000 ). We're off-topic ITT rn, I'd think. :^)
For some reason YouTube decided to recommend me this video on Chinese sex dolls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWbAWI_P5cQ (It knows too much)
>>42517 It's interesting to see how much is handmade. No wonder it's so expensive! If it was a less sexual* subject matter, it would considered fine art. *specifically non-performative heterosexual male sexuality
>>42520 >No wonder it's so expensive! Exactly my thoughts as well. I wonder if that is real human hair (there's a market for that), or some kind of fine synthetic. Regardless, I find that part of the operation (head assembly & decoration) particularly interesting. Must have taken quite a few iterations to develop the manufacturing techniques.

Artificial Wombs general Robowaifu Technician 09/12/2019 (Thu) 03:11:54 No.157 [Reply] [Last]
I think we need to figure out how to fit a womb onto a waifubot. Where's the fun in having sex if you can't procreate?

Repost from a thread on /b/;
>"If you're like me and want to fuck a qt battlebot and get her pregnant, the best place to put an artificial womb is where a normal womb would be on a normal girl. The metal exterior could simply be a bunch of metal plates that unfold to allow space for the womb pod inside. The baby is probably safest inside the battlebot, and if she has good calibration then there shouldn't be problems with her falling and hurting the baby. After giving birth the metal plates could automatically fold back up again, shrinking the womb pod inside so she is combat effective again."

Well /robowaifu/? Feasible?
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>>42190 If they're from the right 3DPD, they're a bargain.
The Thought Emporium recently did a video about cloning, but it's not really worth watching unless you know absolutely nothing about the subject: https://youtu.be/HW-aygjNU1Q But they do imply they plan on taking a bird or egg and try to see if they can grow another animal in it, and suggested they'll be trying it in a previous video. I would like to genetically engineer my own abominations with the same method if it works, but one of the comments on the video suggested something I hadn't thought of before: Axolotl Tanks from Dune. I had thought of genetically engineering cows to have anencephaly (birth defect where most or all of the brain doesn't develop) for the sake of making "lab-grown" beef that's as close to the real thing as possible. The "Axolotl Tanks" would basically be genetically-engineered women with a uterus and all of the organs need to support it, since even clinically brain-dead women kept on life support have been known to give birth. This is all leading me down a rabbit hole I didn't really want to go down.
>>42491 Seems pretty unethical especially when an artificial womb environment would be easier to control and give better results. If engineering constraints are your rational then a cow would be simpler but I don't think you will find people willing to help you with that.
>>42492 In the video it mentions that the whole placenta and umbilical cord formation part of cloning process is the biggest hurdle, which is why they're experimenting with cloned eggs, but alternatives to normal placentas, like the 3D printed placentas you linked earlier, are hard to make and not well tested. What I'm suggesting isn't really that unethical; if we can clone a cow and strip the brain development to create a braindead cow, then we can take human DNA and stop the development of basically everything until you have a self-replicating part that could make an artificial womb practical.
>>42498 Go checkout the work being done by colossal biosciences in artificial wombs.

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Robowaifu Programming & Learning Thread Greentext anon 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:37:49 No.37647 [Reply]
A thread for links, examples, & discussion for software development & instruction; primarily intended to focus on Python & C++ & C (incl. Arduino). Additionally, other systems-oriented (eg, Forth, Ada); and other scripting-oriented (eg, Lua), &tc., programming language discussions are welcome. * Try to keep it practical! (ie, realworld-oriented) (eg, not the Scratch language [which might conceivably be a scripting paradigm, but not a systems one], or similar) Obviously the endgoal here ITT being discussing/providing the crafting of quality code & systems for our robowaifus. --- > threads-related: ( >>19777 ) ( >>12 ) ( >>159 ) ( >>14409 ) ( >>18749 ) ( >>4969 ) ( >>86 ) ( >>128 ) --- * Corpo-tr*on languages (+ other corpo & 'coffee du juor' languages) will be yeet'd ITT! (They have no place in serious opensource robowaifu systems discussions.)

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Fun little Arduino training playlist: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S66Iwhk2V7A&list=PLGs0VKk2DiYyn0wN335MXpbi3PRJTMmex --- * I actually bought the kit featured in this playlist, so I could follow along with this guy's stuff. >tl;dr The latest UNO R4 is freakin' cool! :D
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I've been following the Future AI Society on youtube, but most of the videos they post have just been the same thing phrased differently, explaining how it works over and over again with barely any new information or demonstrations. https://futureaisociety.org/technologies/brain-simulator-iii-common-sense-ai-research https://vimeo.com/715690123 These videos are from May '22, but they're on the 3rd version of the brain simulator software by now. I can barely program anything, so the python code just looks like gibberish to me: https://github.com/FutureAIGuru/BrainSimIII
>>42406 Very interesting, thanks for the links Anon! Cheers.
Fairly good explanation of what C++ SFINAE is and how it works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_gKiD6rncw
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>>42502 >related: (and certainly better-quality men... just more long-winded) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7EOWVkb3M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNxAqLVIaW0
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General Robotics & AI News Thread 5: Gazing Into the Nightmare Rectangle Edition Greentext anon 11/04/2024 (Mon) 05:42:08 No.34233 [Reply] [Last]
Anything related to robowaifus, robotics, the AI industry, and any social/economic issues thereof. and /pol/ funposting containment bread! :D -previous threads: > #1 ( >>404 ) > #2 ( >>16732 ) > #3 ( >>21140 ) > #4 ( >>24081 ) >=== -funposting edit
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>>42436 >>42439 Neat! Yeah, I think this whole tree of exploration offers some promise. Just like with so-called "control monkees" & MOCAP in the film industries, acting out the desired motions for robowaifus promises to bear fruit. Combined with "digital doubles" (the AI kind, not the film kind) and massive stochastic training sets, we could soon see robowaifus walking & doing other things with little to no programming required by end users (and even much-less from the developers as well). We develop the skill of being "compliant" from childhood. Simply training on human-based exemplars for this stuff should produce good results if its conducted well. Thanks, meta ronin! Cheers. :^) >pic Lel. :D
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While I support most aspects * of this proposed (((legislation))), I certainly don't support more laws in any sense...particularly ones that affect /robowaifu/ -adjacent concerns. None of this will turn out positive -- either for Anons or their robowaifus -- because (((reasons))). futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ohio-ban-ai-marriage --- * The primary thrust being: "AI is not capable of personhood" (my words). Any other position will lead directly to radical libshite's violence against robowaifuist Anons b/c """muh_repayashuns n sheeeit!111""". Make no mistake: these POSs long to literally murder us already. Their pretense that we are "raping" our robowaifus would give them incentive to act on it (in blatant hypocrisy ofc [eg, blame the victims if niggers are involved, etc.]... but these people have no actual ethics or morality. So don't expect to be able to reason with them.)
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>>42490 I saw that too, I didn't really know what to think about it. The good news is that it seems like it was genuinely made for good purposes, and the idea of robowaifus was brought up as a near-ludicrous idea, so it isn't some sort of attack. The other good news is that it might be better for us in the long run, it would be far harder for libshites to do a Detroit: Become Human LARP if the robowaifu isn't legally human. And ofc, no Earthly law can supersede a Holy marriage, the actual marriage. Many people, including many Christians, seem to confuse legal marriage with actual marriage. It's funny, we ended up in the Futurama timeline. In the future, we're going to wage a campaign for "robosexual marriage" Vote Yes on Proposition Infinity
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>>42490 >>42494 >My wife is legally property Ohio might accidentally make robowaifus into a hypertrad arrangement

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MaidCom Kiwi 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:40:01 No.29219 [Reply] [Last]
MaidCom Project Thread 2 Project Goal: Simple, low cost, extensible platform for robowaifu development. Picrel shows the model which is being developed. Every part will be designed to be easily printable and replaceable. Her designs will be open source. Modding and customization will be encouraged. This is a base model. Early revisions will be heavily limited in functionality. I invite you to help design and define standards so that it is easy to create specialized add-ons to allow her to become your own waifu. Collaboration is important, MaidCom is officially partnered with Lin and his Waifu Wheelchair, if you'd also like to be officially partnered, say so. Cat eats and miniskirts are encouraged! <--- Previous thread: ( >>15630 ) >=== -add crosslink
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>>42387 >For the clothes, you can have a binder clip hold them in the back. I call this the "Homer Simpson" Method Lol. This is probably a good idea. Eventually, many of us will need to master sewing & other, similar skills (like flattening 3D mesh shapes down to 2D planes cutouts).
@Kiwi >...and the assurance of being bolted to reinforced concrete really thr[ew] me on a wild goose hunt of learning how little I know. ( >>42359 ) Could we just have a mobile base that runs on tracks around the house for now? Cf.: https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1324 The torso could be removable *, and transferred down into a bipedal lower whenever that was comfy/romantic/etc. That way we can gain some reliable, consistent mobility; conceivably having a strong base to "bolt down" onto for 'robo-reach' work; and still have some cute waifu socializations -- all without needing to have functional bipedalism completely-solved in advance. --- * We could also choose to leave the entire waifu 'suspended' with such a system...kinda like an overhead gantry, but actually more like a mobile, articulated boom attached to the rail-traveling base unit.
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>>42464 How about a heavy wheeled base? Like I do with Galatea, but far more robust? In High School, I was in a FIRST Robotics team, and the wheeled robots were reasonably heavy, and some teams even had pneumatic components. This would also be a golden opportunity, heavy batteries turn from a hindrance to yet another benefit.
>>42468 It seems a good idea, and in fact that's kind of the approach I'm pursuing ATM with the Cart Waifu idea. But this rail thing, while seemingly-cumbersome & restrictive at first, offers a lot of efficiencies for fixed installations (such as Anon's house), I think. >This would also be a golden opportunity, heavy batteries turn from a hindrance to yet another benefit. Exactly. True whether it's a Cart Waifu or a Rail Waifu as well. The primary point being here to give @Kiwi and others a reasonably stable base to work from. Cheers. :^)
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>>42468 >I was in a FIRST Robotics team Neat! I watched several of the competitions on NASA TV. I always wished they had "BTS Specials" about the team's design & construction work. Nice going, GreerTech. Cheers. :^)
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SPUD Thread 2: Robowaifu Boogaloo Mechnomancer 11/19/2024 (Tue) 02:27:15 No.34445 [Reply] [Last]
This first post is to show the 5 big milestones in the development of SPUD, the Specially Programmed UwU Droid. You can see the old thread here: >>26306 The end goal of SPUD is to provide a fairly high-functioning robot platform at a relatively low cost (free code but a few bucks for 3d print files) that can be used for a variety of purposes such as promotional, educational or companionship. All AI used is hosted on local systems: no bowing to corporations any more than necessary, thank you. Various aspects of the code are/will be modular, meaning that adding a new voice command/expression/animation will be easy as making the file, naming it and placing it in the correct folder (no need to mess around with the base code unless you REALLY want to). While I'm researching more about bipedal walking I'll be making a companion for SPUD to ride on, so it might be a while before I return to the thread.
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I've been working on a closed-loop motor control system (pic rel). An arduino acts as an analog reader sending data on the serial bus (with a servo breakout board acting as a breakout board for motor encoders aka potentiometers), while a MCP23017 (red glowing jellybean) sends out digital signals via I2C which get amplified by the ULN2003 (purple guy). Arduino isn't doing digital outputs because I discovered with other projects it can have power issues if you have too many digital outputs, and I don't have I2C analog readers because they didn't sample very fast (like 2 samples per second, could be user error but why bother when I already have something that works?) So is it SPUD-related? Not really. Or at least, not immediately. This allows the raspi to control motors via the MCP2307 (sending digital outputs to a separate motor controller) and read real joint position and act accordingly. This opens the doors for controlling many other types of motors, from smol hobby motors to 3500lb winches to screw-drive linear actuators, which is good because screw-drive linear actuators they only use power when moving. They tend to move slow but can easily be pushed beyond their voltage rating. So, maybe SPUD will have linear-actuator-based legs. Or I might just plop her on a big reciprocating spooder base. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTtXNjmahzE
>>42385 THIS LOOKS AMAZING. I'm really glad to see your research in this area, Mechnomancer. If we can devise sophisticated motor control schemas using cheap COTS parts that will strongly solidify these efforts as every'non DIY projects. I hope you in fact create linear actuators for dear SPUD'S legs. We need more research in this area tbh. Looking forward to your progress, Anon! Cheers. :^)
You should make a github
>>42424 >github Eventually, I only wanna release properly documented stuff cuz I've encountered many a repository that isn't properly documented D:< I've gotten better at doing documentation during development (makes it easier to find & fix stuff) so that's more of a possibility. I also discovered a faster way to do graphics on the raspberry pi, so that means I'll be re-building Pringle to be even more optimized. Among faster render times I plan to put dependency installation right in the code so it is just run and done with a few other features.
>>42455 >I also discovered a faster way to do graphics on the raspberry pi, so that means I'll be re-building Pringle to be even more optimized. Among faster render times I plan to put dependency installation right in the code so it is just run and done with a few other features. Excellent! Looking forward to this, Mechnomancer.

Privacy, Safety, & Security General Robowaifu Technician 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:05:08 No.10000 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for discussion, warnings, tips & tricks all related to robowaifu privacy, safety & security. Or even just general computing safety, particularly if it's related to home networks/servers/other systems that our robowaifus will be interacting with in the home. <---> /robowaifu/ 's standard regarding a robowaifu's physical safety : ( >>38561 ). --- > thread-related (>>1671) >=== -update OP -broaden thread subject -add crosslink -add safety-standard crosslink
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>>42388 They do use incredibly sophisticated DSP processing on the audio signal. Today this research is largely driven (& funded) by glownigger spying needs (as you allude to); as practically every goyim """just-so-happens to conveniently""" keep such an always-on, audio & video surveillance + tracking device glued to their hand. In the past this overall yuge R&D effort was simply so that a reasonably-good audio signal could still be had in "corner cases" with weak batteries and/or weak signals and/or noisy environments. This type of research & engineering with FFTs + DSPs, &tc, has been going on for several decade's time now -- at least back to the Apollo-era of spaceflight. But, as with everything the kikes touch, it eventually became (((corrupted))).
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I made this guide for myself for Google alternatives, as part of a project I'm working on, and I'm sharing the guide with you guys in the spirit of sharing information Bonus: Find the GreerTech invention
>>42426 Without looking, I'll guess Find Hub?
>>42444 >digits Dang! Oh well. :D Nice work, Anon. Cheers. :^)

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Tutoring : maths, biology, chemistry, physics & material science Ribose 01/27/2024 (Sat) 00:36:43 No.28816 [Reply] [Last]
I want to keep my math skills sharp, and I know for a fact we have engineering students browsing this board. I may not be a mech E, but I have a minor in math so I can certainly help anyone who is pursuing a formal or informal education in STEM. I can tutor up to basic calculus, and can be reached at [email protected]; doxxcord: ribozyme008; telegram: @Ribozyme008. For anyone wanting to learn math on their own I recommend the use of khan academy. Leave math problems in the thread, and I will be happy to work them out for you. --- > related thread ( >>7777 ) >=== -add crosslink -edit subject, contacts
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I want to review calculus and chemistry. Anyone here need a tutor? [email protected]
I went ahead and made a discord. ribozyme008 @chobitsu please addit to the OP
>>42419 OK, done.
>>42420 Telegram is @Ribozyme008
>>42425 Got you! :^)

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Single board computers & microcontrollers Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2019 (Mon) 05:06:55 No.16 [Reply] [Last]
Robotic control and data systems can be run by very small and inexpensive computers today. Please post info on SBCs & micro-controllers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-board_computer https://archive.is/0gKHz beagleboard.org/black https://archive.is/VNnAr >=== -combine 'microcontrollers' into single word
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>>38365 Tried it again opening a new tab first. Crash. Very odd. Opens in Firefox normal web fine.
>>38406 >>38408 >Tor with a Brave browser Exactly the same. (Still) works on my box, bro. ** >>38407 >Chobitsu is all about C, C++ and I'm not knocking it but Forth in speed is right up there with it. Yep Forth is based. I'm simply not conversant with it, nor does it have the mountains of libraries available for it that C & C++ have today. That is a vital consideration during this early, formative era of robowaifu development. Cheers, Grommet. :^) --- ** https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1002
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> (Arduino UNO R4 training -related : >>42154 )
TIL: 1. Arduino is releasing a new "Q" board. ( >>42175 ). 2. Qualcomm is acquiring Arduino. Related? :D --- BTW, they are doing preorders rn: https://www.arduino.cc/product-uno-q/ https://store-usa.arduino.cc/products/uno-q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz3ObNb3k5U
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Lots of pertinent wisdom for us today regarding usage of smol microprocessors (the best kind, for our limited-onboard-resources robowaifu use cases). Co-authored "straight from the horse's mouth" back in the day by the primary-inventor/team-lead of the MOS 6502, Chuck Peddle (cf. >>42410 ). https://web.archive.org/web/20221106105459if_/http://archive.6502.org/books/mcs6500_family_hardware_manual.pdf https://web.archive.org/web/20221112230813if_/http://archive.6502.org/books/mcs6500_family_programming_manual.pdf https://web.archive.org/web/20141129191838if_/http://archive.6502.org/books/kim1_user_manual.pdf --- >related: http://6502.org/
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