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Business and Marketing GreerTech 09/03/2025 (Wed) 21:58:34 No.41055 [Reply]
A thread to discuss topics such as, potential products, marketing, consumer demand, customer bases, robowaifus on the market, etc...
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>>41329 I absolutely love the 4chan post, and it's basically GreerTechism. What flag is that?
>>41345 Technodistributism and I wrote that post.
>>41349 >and I wrote that post. Nice!
We need to figure out how to properly-manipulate the press for our benefits. Here's one of the best business success stories in that context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ol8ZSE-PEk >tl;dr We may not like (((journos))), but we can go ahead and manipulate them anyway, I think. :^)
>>41329 > related : ( >>41384 )

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Tutoring : maths, biology, chemistry, physics & material science Ribose 01/27/2024 (Sat) 00:36:43 No.28816 [Reply]
I want to keep my math skills sharp, and I know for a fact we have engineering students browsing this board. I may not be a mech E, but I have a minor in math so I can certainly help anyone who is pursuing a formal or informal education in STEM. I can tutor up to basic calculus, and can be reached at [email protected] . For anyone wanting to learn math on their own I recommend the use of khan academy. Leave math problems in the thread, and I will be happy to work them out for you. --- > related thread ( >>7777 ) >=== -add crosslink -edit subject, contact
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>>41104 It's still good to understand the vector math
>>41103 Yes. IIRC we had a namefag by that handle. Ofc she's a wonderful robowaifu character, too. >>41104 Naicu! Thanks, Anon. I'll translate your code into baste C++ at some point, so I can actually understand it. :D >>41130 This.
My telegram is @Ribozyme007
>>41290 Neat! And in answer to the question, the answer is: No. You can't. (at least us humans cant! :D The issue isn't to do with technology in any degree, but rather with the fundamental nature of this universe's reality: space & time; matter & energy can only get so small and still be 'here'. The Planck Scale is why. https://newt.phys.unsw.edu.au/einsteinlight/jw/module6_Planck.htm

Business, Finance, Organizations, Operations, Logistics, & Legal Thread Greentext anon 07/04/2025 (Fri) 04:40:32 No.39717 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for discussing potential robowaifu startups, everything required to make them work, and pitfalls to avoid when operating. Potential topics to discuss: >How much money is really needed for a robowaifu startup? >What needs to be done to ensure solvency and growth? >How to navigate (or circumvent) government red-tape? >How to deal with tariffs and import/export restrictions? >How to keep the work environment safe and secure? >How to manage presence and public opinion? >Which countries would be the easiest to work with? Hardest? >How to manage legal needs and work with lawyers? When discussing, keep in mind that not all nations are equal and may have different benefits and challenges in respect to all of these concerns. <---> Please Stay On-topic ITT

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>>41264 I want to clarify that I'm not asking out of a drive of anonymity, in fact I'm asking to see if you can have an "identity" so you can basically make a makeshift payment processor
>>41264 maybe, an exchange is really just a 3rd party ontop of the network, if your transaction is to someone on the same exchange then they could probably just act like normal human beings and just credit the receiving account and debit the sender while doing the blockchain shenanigans afterwords so it would be instant, on the actual network the transaction only gets added to the blockchain after its been verified/processed ( people doing a hash function for no reason other than artificial work ) so it takes a long time
>>41265 crypto exchanges have kyc regulation so yeah
>>41265 >I want to clarify that I'm not asking out of a drive of anonymity >>41267 >kyc regulation If you actually do care about anonymity (like myself), then the payment processor needs to operate outside the 14eyes domains; as @Толкач and I were trying to establish before he got steamrolled here. I have no ideas how to do this, but he clearly does. --- I'm not sure you Anons truly understand (yet) just how vicious and literally murderous the kike mafia truly is. CYA is the word here. Cheers. :^) https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1252
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>>41269 Don't get me wrong, I would absolutely love for it to completely anonymous, and if it can be done, that would be amazing, but as far as I know, with a completely anonymous system, you basically have to communicate and decide beforehand that you're sending money, and that money is coming from you. That would be hard to do on a mass scale, since you would just see a wave of anonymous recipients, and nowhere to send the product. Maybe on the blockchain you can have a system where you can analyze the blockchain for the ledgers, and be able to send files?

/robowaifu/-meta-11: Ascending to Heaven Greentext anon 04/27/2025 (Sun) 05:44:31 No.37898 [Reply] [Last]
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777 )

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>>41223 oh wow its scopolamine, because 'mad' i guess
>>41226 The cool part is that I didn't even tell it to do that. These subtle details man.
What rhymes with 12?
>>41234 How about "Meta-12, into this task we shall delve"?
New meta thread >>41241

Robot skin? Possible sensitivity? Robowaifu Technician 09/15/2019 (Sun) 07:38:17 No.242 [Reply] [Last]
The Anki VECTOR has a skin-like touch sensor on it, could we incorporate it into our robogirls?
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The topic here was originally "sensitive skin". The thread for materials is here >>154 and for armatures >>200 and the main thread for someone showing off the prototypes he has build is here >>28715
>>35291 >>35292 >>35293 Great information, Grommet! I wouldn't dream of criticizing your goals, except in this one detail: they're not expansive enough yet!! >tl;dr Go big, bro! :D >>35300 Fren NoidoDev is right. For the sake of being able to locate such information in the future more-easily for every'non, perhaps move each subsection of this discussion to the appropriate threads? <---> Thanks, NoidoDev! You're always there for us all, to help keep things better organized. That's much-appreciated, bro. Cheers. :^)
>>34724 > The body would then be dipped in a bath or sprayed with layer of fluid containing keratinocytes that would attach onto the TPU and form chemical bonds. This would then be cultured until the desired skin thickness is met and the keratinocytes would be killed via heat sterilization. Neat! >Totally having a GITS vibe with this... There are tons of issues involved with intentionally keeping living cultures in our robowaifus, but perhaps the skin is our single-best option. Thanks, Anon. :^)
I found what looks, from the abstract, to be a decent paper. "Low Cost Plastic Optical Fiber Pressure Sensor Embedded in Mattress for Vital Signal Monitoring" https://www.mdpi.com/1424-8220/17/12/2900 Combine this with the camera chip for many sensors and you have something. Noted in the link below that is high performance, very low cost. >>30980 Now I've seen these before. The LED for a light source is, I think, novel. I ran across this looking for ways to use cheap, and they are really, really, cheap, plastic fiber optic cable with LED's for a light source, and use this for a signal bus in place of wires. The glitch. It uses a slit so it's in actuality a bit of a point source. You can't cut the cable everywhere, I don't believe, and get a good usable sensor array, or maybe you can. While thinking about this I had an idea. What if you spit the plastic fiber straight down the middle lengthwise, then tied it together. So if one of the halves became misaligned it would lower the intensity. It's a bit of a kludge. You would have to position the spit perpendicular to the skin surface and if directly pushed on it would do nothing, but the misalignment of the neighboring fibers would give you an indirect location. So all the fibers around where it was pressed would be dimmed. Like a said a kludge but if you could pull it off it would be super cheap. I keep coming back to this because paired with the camera as the sensing circuit it would be so cheap...but figuring a way to do it...difficult, maybe impossible.
>>41118 Allo Grommet, nice to see you! This is a great idea. TDR is an established field, and I doubt not that it works across short distances as well. I'd be intredasted to hear more about this, insofar as we can use it for internal skellington/joint sensing for our robowaifus. Cheers Anon. :^)

The important question Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 11:54:39 No.419 [Reply] [Last]
Vagoo. I can't speak for anyone but myself but I'd like to get.. intimate with my fembot. I'd like to know what my options are for her robopussy. I was thinking something like a flesh light with sensors that triggers voice and arm action. I'm using Myrobotlab is Anyone familiar with it?

Robosex general I guess
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Since (unsurprisingly) the theme of the derailment-discussion turned in this direction, I'll relo these here rather than /meta or whatnot. Cheers.
>>40924 Asking and discussing if most people are willing to spend money on a certain type of robowaifu is business related, it's market research and surveying demand.
>>40927 Fair enough, but the posts relo'd here speak for themselves, I think. Business, Finance, Organizations, Operations, Logistics, & Legal offers quite a broad scope! Turning towards sexual degeneracy and personal issues (as is peteblanks' wont, in basically every thread on a long-enough timescale) doesn't fit into any of these categories, IMO.
>>40928 >Turning towards sexual degeneracy It might seem dirty on the surface, but it's a good question. How much will average people pay for a single-purpose robowaifu, aka a sexbot? My question on >>40920 wasn't rhetorical. Both me and peteblank made good points. >>40923 is basically like how the PS2 came with an inbuilt DVD player, in an age where DVD players were expensive, so it became the most bestselling console in history. It doesn't matter if you have the best and mostest perfectest consumer invention ever, if it doesn't have what the consumers want. Just ask Betamax... My personal viewpoint is that a robowaifu at those price ranges should be able to do other tasks and provide comfort. Most people don't want to pay those prices for basically a masturbation aid that would still give them post-nut clarity depression because of the lack of emotional intimacy, and like I said before, I could be wrong in my assessment. Marketing and consumer demand is a very important part of a robowaifu design meant for distribution and/or selling. I've said before that we will need an entrepreneurial spirit and mindset. If you want the thread to only be about logistics, maybe we can have a market research and consumer demand thread. As for peteblank, if you're reading this, my AI manual has prompts for an AI therapist and Couples Advisor
All im saying. So you want a coombot right. But turns out elon musk snd the chinese are not making them like you thought they would. So who are you going to turn to? Well theres that guy. Who else? Well let the auction begin.

Prototypes and Failures #4 Noido Dev ##pTGTWW 01/23/2024 (Tue) 03:17:26 No.28715 [Reply] [Last]
Post your prototypes and failures. We fail until we win. Don't forget looking through the old threads here >>418, >>18800 and >>21647 to understand how we got to where we are now.
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>>40824 its curing its just going to take a long time, theres too much liquid, it should be like a thick goo when you pour it
>>40825 Well i have a back up just in case https://www.viddler.com/Kx7Z9M
>>40826 nice, i think the softer stuff just takes longer to dry, like everyones done the silicone caulk + cornstarch thing which only takes a couple minutes to dry, but its hard like a squash ball, it degrades quickly too, after like the 10th squash game it becomes rough and flaky
>>40827 Should have said based on my experience . Also the amount and how spread out matters too i guess. Maybe this will cure in 5 hours or so. But thats still a long time…
>>40828 So hosting videos is a pain. Anyways it did come out stretchier but its not stretchy enough. I might try 50:50 super silicone/silicone oil

Robo Face Development Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2019 (Mon) 02:08:16 No.9 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is dedicated to the study, design, and engineering of a cute face for robots.
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>>38113 Slightly different configuration of the screen eyes, more in-line with the face
>>38111 I see what you're saying. Since we are all pretty used to seeing dear Galatea with screen eyes, these flow right along with that same motif. They certainly resemble common eyewear more than the phone does. Do you plan to install cams in them or anything? >>38113 >>38114 I think I prefer the first example just slightly ATM -- but that could easily simply be my current mood! I might flip on that tomorrow, depending. Also, I expect the IRL experience for you with the screen right there with you is different for us merely seeing the images posted. >tl;dr I personally think this is something that you yourself can judge best, GreerTech. Cheers. :^)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yWrldOS6xBw >=== -rm uri fingerprinting
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Would something like this work for making facial expressions? https://youtube.com/shorts/uh5CMuSAcQs?si=mAQebdKKg3UOv5PP
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Perfect timing. So idk about you guys but to keep it simple all just have it range from happy to neutral. Cogley’s skull is open source and has a wide range of motions however it has like 14 servos and must be quiet a pain in the butt to assemble.

Waifus in society Robowaifu Technician 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:02:53 No.106 [Reply] [Last]
Would you walk around with your waifu? Would you hold her in public? Would you shamelessly have her custody with you to conventions? Would you take her on dates? This thread is for discussing how you'd interact with your waifu outside of the home. >=== -tmp locked to dissuade derailling
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>>40746 Understood, Anon. Please confer ( >>106 ). This thread addresses all your concerns and more, I'd suggest. >>40747 >would be quite easy >be quite easy >quite easy >easy Heh. :^) I'd say that would prove to be a hefty amount of GPU/CPU compute needed to pull off, and that in optimized C & C++ code! Would be a problem lugging all those server racks around behind her, yeah? >The mechanical engineer in me sees the icy road and soft snow. Oh, exactly so. Thus why I chose this specific example, rather than some other walkabout around Shinjuku. Safety first, Anon! :^) --- However all the multitudinous, multi-faceted, moving societal contracts contained within these scenes are vastly more-complex to resolve than any of the route-planning, environment-accounting, kinematics-controlling robowaifu software need accommodate.

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>>40753 I brought up basic spatial reasoning as a minimum because otherwise I think it would be irresponsible to send a robot out on its own without it. I thought about delivery robots, and it looks like they use cameras, as well as other sensors, for easy urban navigation, though they do get stuck https://onsite.grubhub.com/blog/how-do-food-delivery-robots-work/ >Would be a problem lugging around those server racks around behind her, yeah? The aforementioned delivery robots can do it adequately enough for commercial use, and they're basically coolers with wheels, so much of that space is taken up with food. An idea I had for a robowaifu going outside is a radio "leash", the robot will follow the tracker
>>40755 >An idea I had for a robowaifu going outside is a radio "leash", the robot will follow the tracker Some kind of "airtag", usable-by-Master-and-Master-alone would certainly be useful, IMO. But this is the Society bread, and my concern in posting ITT was basically hashing out just what those dynamics need to manage properly for the greater good of Anons the world over. Cheers. :^)
>>40756 Almost always with any new thing, there will a beginning phase where the eccentric and brave use it, and then it becomes popular and mundane. That awkward phase will almost always exist. Later success is reliant on how useful to normies it is.
>>40758 Fair enough. These are reasonably-apparent points. What I'm trying to conceive of here is what will need to be accounted for in even the most basic, Chii-like (in her 'newborn' phase -- think when Hideki took her over to Kokobunji's on their second day...) social, female, humanoid robots. As in: >"How do we actually solve these problems, using just our software systems & hardware systems?" <---> Frankly, I'm quite staggered by all the considerations of it. And as an autist, I actually feel that pressure more poignantly, I think. :^) While we already have some good solutions on tap today, this space is so, so much bigger then we've yet explored fully. Many new discoveries are still to be made! Kinda exciting, actually. Cheers. :^)
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Robowaifu Technician 01/19/2025 (Sun) 00:07:32 No.35816 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome all Nandroids fans to the Emmy thread, for discussing and posting about EtR. Off-topic posts and personal attacks will be deleted. --- Also, be sure to check out Emmy-Pilled's project thread! (>>25306) Important Community Links: Boorus, etc.: https://nandroid.booru.org/index.php Google Docs: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mXuNh9ESedCiDZclVuz9uiL7nTNk3U9SgCE_CRHi3Us/htmlview# Webtoons: https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/emmy-the-robot/list?title_no=402201 > previous threads : >>27481 >>26629 >>30919

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Murder Drones crossover Second pic by: baxet4
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>>40712 Lidldroid
>>40712 >Teelokay didnt he get doxed?
>>40727 Idk. He's still active on Twitter
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