Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 3 Daniel Lopez 11/06/2025 (Thu) 00:59:31 ID: fdd905 No.277955 [Reply] [Last]
There once was a lass from the mist, Who craved a warm, salty twist. She'd kneel with a grin, Let the golden stream in, And declare, "Nothing beats drinking piss!"
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>>278703 Most people arent cracked out horse faced paedos Pisslame
>>278703 Someone has to be the ugly one in the relationship and they're fighting for that honor.
>>278704 That explanation does check out right now.
Bitch he can't even be bothered to save up money in order to come meet you irl. He can't even be assed to find a way to actually take your e-relationship into the real world. Stop dreaming, you are dating a loser meth addict you have never met.
Be quiet Pisslame, a feminine goddess is speaking and she agrees with me that your vibes are extremely masculine. You are giving teenage boy edgelord who pees in bottles, can't clean his own room and is permanently horny and gooning to violent porn. Except you piss your bed instead of in bottles. This is the image you chose to convey. Only a gay peedough (your e-bf) and a fake lesbian would be attracted to this. Definitely doesn't help that you have no curves at all and a mannish troon face to go with your masculine personality. Not an ounce of divine femininity inside you. PS you are british

Visual Waifus Robowaifu Technician 09/15/2019 (Sun) 06:40:42 No.240 [Reply] [Last]
Thoughts on waifus which remain 2D but have their own dedicated hardware. This is more on the artistry side though ai is still involved. An example of an actual waifu product being the Gatebox.
gatebox.ai/sp/

My favorite example is Ritsu, she's a cute ai from assassination classroom who's body is a giant screen on wheels.
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>>42971 I was thinking an accelerometer
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POV Video device - Lotus v2 https://greertech.neocities.org/lotus Watch any POV video with immersion
>>42994 And the handwriting... Being able to do that with a dry erase marker on a vertical surface, amazing!
>>42995 This. We need to round up her millions of sisters into The Waifu Collective *, and distribute them one-each to all the Anons out there struggling with Uni. :D --- * (name my band, bro)
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Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>274593 >was seething on /dunk/ >show up to spam the screenshot, again! LMAO! This is your life now, nuzach, seethe and spam screenshots!
>>275914 I would say that if you didn't spend so much time being humiliated online and coming to this thread to post this you would have a family of your own. But that would be a lie, since you are repulsive and unattractive in every way, so coming here every day to post this is one of the best things you have in your old incel life.
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>>277835 Off you little Goblin

/robowaifu/-meta-12: Angry About Elves Greentext anon 09/07/2025 (Sun) 03:23:09 No.41241 [Reply] [Last]
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT <--- Mini-FAQ A few hand-picked posts on various /robowaifu/-related topics: --->Lurk less: Tasks to Tackle ( >>20037 ) --->Why is keeping mass (weight) low so important? ( >>4313 ) --->Why shouldn't we use Cloud AI? ( >>38090, >>22630, >>30049, >>30051 ) --->How to get started with AI/ML for beginners ( >>18306 ) --->"The Big 4" things we need to solve here ( >>15182 ) --->HOW TO SOLVE IT ( >>4143 ) --->Why we exist on an imageboard, and not some other forum platform ( >>15638, >>31158 ) --->This is madness! You can't possibly succeed, so why even bother? ( >>20208, >>23969 ) --->All AI programming is done in Python. So why are you using C & C++ here? ( >>21057, >>21091, >>27167, >>29994 ) --->How to learn to program in C++ for robowaifus? ( >>18749, >>19777, >>37647 )

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>>42940 POTD Thanks kindly, fren GreerTech! Cheers, Anons. :^) TWAGMI
>>42940 Based
>JUST GET A DEGREE BRO, THEY SAID >Its gonna be great Bro, they said https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1343
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>>42857 How nostalgic, what's funny is that it's actually completely possible to make a Kuratas as they sold it. Spider excavators are already a thing and have widespread use. Easy enough to remove the excavator arm and use its lines to run some slapped together mecha-aesthetic arms. https://www.equipmentjournal.com/construction-equipment/spider-excavators-tackle-more-than-mountains/ A great reminder that remixing what exists and refining from there is often the objectively ideal way to reach goals.
>>42991 >A great reminder that remixing what exists and refining from there is often the objectively ideal way to reach goals. POTD

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Robowaifu Propaganda and Recruitment Thread 3: Now In 3D! GreerTech 09/16/2025 (Tue) 01:38:16 No.41674 [Reply] [Last]
Attention artists, graphic designers, marketers, social media personalities, writers, and poasters! Your skills will be needed! The task of building and designing a robowaifu is a herculean quest. As great as this community is, /robowaifu/ always needs more talent. We also need to spread the very idea of robowaifus to the masses. Luckily for us there are several communities on the internet that we could find new recruits or allies to help us build our waifus: >MGTOW - These guys know all about the legal pitfalls of marriage and the dangers of feminism. There is already a lot of talk about sex robots in MGTOW communities. It shouldn't be a hard sell to get them to come here. <However, some of these guys would rather spend all their time bitching on the internet about "MUH WOMENZ" than actually getting a hobby other than lifting heavy objects and putting them down again. MGTOW is literally Feminist Separatism for males. >Incels - Guys that can't get laid. The opportunity for love and companionship should be enough to bring some of these guys over. <However, we need to be careful when recruiting from some of their communities, since most of them are defeatists that balk at an actual solution, and they may be compromised by spies and derailers, both governmental and NGO/individual. We don't want to attract negative attention. >Monster girls/nekomimi/HMOAF/mlpol - The only way these guys are going to be able to have their harpy/elf/goblin/anthro/pony/whatever gf is with a robowaifu. Many have an interest in seeing us succeed. <However, there exists a very wide variety of communities under this umbrella, and there is a notable overlap between communities who would want robowaifus and communities that are morally compromised, such as furries, so care should be taken when looking into them. Romanticists and waifu enthusiasts have a tendency to congregate since they all want/create the same type of content, so looking for those subgroups would be the most efficient path. >Otakus - Many men in these communities want to see their waifu/favorite character come to life, which will realistically only happen with robowaifus. <However, many of those communities are drowning in the LGBT alphabet soup and Covid Tourists. Special care should be taken when looking into them. >Male STEM students - Generally these guys aren't going to get laid until after they have established themselves. A robowaifu could really help them.

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People think that the purpose of public debate is to change your enemies mind, but that isn't the case. The point of public and large-scale debate to make your enemy look foolish at best, and downright evil at worse. That's why leftists hated Charlie Kirk to the point of murder. He made them look foolish constantly, up to his last breath.
>>42962 POTD Based and Wisdom-pilled, GreerTech. Cheers. :^)
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I recently learned how to do favicons on HTML, so I added a little chibi Galatea to the robowaifu link page https://robowaifumuseum.neocities.org/robowaifuboards
>>42977 A cute! Nice work, Anon. GG. :^)

ITT: Anons derail the board into debate about Christianity :^) Robowaifu Technician 04/02/2020 (Thu) 02:24:54 No.2050 [Reply] [Last]
I found this project and it looks interesting. Robots wives appeal to me because i'm convinced human woman and humans in general have flaws that make having close relationships with them a waste of energy. I'm a pathetic freshman engineering student who knows barely anything about anything. Honestly, I think current technology isn't at a place that could produce satisfying results for me at least. I'd like something better than an actual person, not a compromise. Even then the technology is there, I have my doubts it'll be affordable to make on your own. Fingers crossed though. Anyway, what kind of behavior would you like from your robot wife? I'd like mine to be unemotional, lacking in empathy, stoic and disinterested in personal gain or other people. I think human woman would be improved if they were like that. Sorry if this thread is inappropriate.
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>>42699 True, great point Riboss. BTW, there are hundreds of other systemic issues with their hottake. BTW, none of the organizations I've linked to are YEC -adherents. I'm not attempting to speak for anyone else here but just myself alone: I personally consider the YEC claims to be extraordinarily-harmful ones concerning the endeavor of Christian Evangelism. There is literally no evangelistic value in their positions. At all. While God won't lose any of His own in the end (preaching the Gospel even after death for those who would believe) [1], this has ravaged countless millions from living a full life in Christ, simply through (reasonable, IMO) offense at YEC's adamant (and non-biblical) take on the age of the universe. B/c (((reasons))), they have managed to spread this mindvirus far-and-wide in the West today...posturing themselves in the media as the """one-and-only-Christian-worldview""". Thankfully its actually a rather new concept (~150yrs now), and hasn't plagued most of human history. Only subsequent to Darwin's "On the Origin of Species..." has it come into being (and directly in an attempted-response to it). I love them as fellow Christians, but I strongly-oppose their position on this set of topics. As @GreerTech implicated before (though on other terms): "To deny physical evidence is fallacy" (cf. >>42651 ). They are attempting to claim that God's second "book" [2] has no authenticity or merit at all compared to biblical scripture (yet spend vast amounts of their considerable resources examining said 2nd book in an attempt to "hogtie" it with their presuppositions, lol). This is actually a very deep fallacy IMO. It simultaneously impugns both God's handiworks, as well as His moral character... as if He could contradict Himself in any way (ie, lie or be deceptive). This position is patently impossible, biblically-speaking. (It also rages against simple common sense.) --- >but I don't think evolution is incompatible with Christianity. Its not per se. Microevolution of smol organisms (ant-sized or smol'r -- but especially the microbes) is directly-observable under controlled conditions. And that fact isn't at odds with any biblical precepts, either. But so-called neo-Darwinian "Macroevolution" isn't in fact real at all. God directly-created all advanced life species. He is also the sole, one-and-only Originator of all life forms (and indeed the entirety of the universe) [3]. >tl;dr True, but neither is it necessary.

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>>42706 Intredasting. While I'm not convinced, I'm also aware of so-called microchimerism, so I don't consider the idea so far-fetched as to be out of the realm of possibility. As to the basic idea of host/parasite symbiosis, that's well-proven. My favorite example to share with laymen out in the field are trees -- especially the really big ones: they are a vast collection of biomes & sub-biomes within their innate structures (often comprised of hundreds and thousands of different [and differing] species). They are practically an """economy""" of bio-riches "changing hands" moment-to-moment within/upon them (especially during the growing season)! :^)
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>>42985 Heh, cleverly-worded question. But this question you're trying to trip me up with I've already answered here on /robowaifu/ before! :D The >tl;dr here is that ASI will happen, but it certainly won't come through the likes of this gentleman! The Bible already prophesied this event centuries & centuries ago. >protip: YOU AREN'T GOING TO LIKE IT! :DD (Unless you develop into an entirely-reprobate, fully-unredeemable demonic sycophant to Satan's leagues by such time.)
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>>39994 My apologies, Anon. I'm going to have to pass on this review in the end. I tried multiple times getting into, but couldn't get past the opening each time before "throwing" it down in aversion. But thanks for making the effort at it, Anon.
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Robot Eyes/Vision General Robowaifu Technician 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:13:09 No.97 [Reply] [Last]
Cameras, Lenses, Actuators, Control Systems Unless you want to deck out you're waifubot in dark glasses and a white cane, learning about vision systems is a good idea. Please post resources here. opencv.org/ https://archive.is/7dFuu github.com/opencv/opencv https://archive.is/PEFzq www.robotshop.com/en/cameras-vision-sensors.html https://archive.is/7ESmt >=== -patch subj
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> (computer-vision -related : >>42806, ... ; >>42813, ...)
>(prereq: cf. >>42836 ) >AI and the Perennial Problems of Computer Vision https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/on-demand/session/gtcdc25-dc51083/
https://youtu.be/fLe8no3ar2Q >I'm pursuing the idea that the brain has only a few functionalities repeated on a vast scale. That would mean the if we crack vision in a human-like way, language and logic are more-or-less solved too.
>>42895 Very intredasting. He'll never achieve his stated goals, simply b/c the fundamentals for it lie beyond physical reality. But if he'll stay in his lane, he may be able to do much else! Thanks, Anon.
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>>42908 >He'll never achieve his stated goals, simply b/c the fundamentals for it lie beyond physical reality. What would an AI need to be able to do in order for you to admit that you're wrong? (Besides simply developing the persuasion skills needed to convince you you're wrong.)

Emmy The Robot GreerTech 08/24/2025 (Sun) 22:49:40 No.40734 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome all Nandroids fans to the Emmy thread, for discussing and posting about EtR. Off-topic posts and personal attacks will be deleted. --- Also, be sure to check out Emmy-Pilled's project thread! (>>25306) Important Community Links: Boorus, etc.: https://nandroid.booru.org/index.php Google Docs: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mXuNh9ESedCiDZclVuz9uiL7nTNk3U9SgCE_CRHi3Us/htmlview# Webtoons: https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/emmy-the-robot/list?title_no=402201 > previous threads: >>27481 >>26629 >>30919

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>>42924 How so?
>>42938 cringe roboslop
>>42948 My man, do you even know where you are?
>>42937 Based.
>>42949 he's talking about AI art

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Biohacking Thread #2 Robowaifu Technician 10/15/2025 (Wed) 14:48:10 No.42285 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is to discuss the ethics and methods of merging and AI and biology. All biocomputing, bioethics, AI medicine, medical, nootropic, and transhumanism posts belong here. The discuss of spirituality, biology, and AI is also welcome here! Previous thread >>41257 >=== -edit subj -add/rm 'lock thread' msg
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>>42958 Morbidly intredasting! Thanks, Anon. :^)
>>42958 Trannies are gonna use this to get vagoo implants
>>42981 At least it will be able to end the organ trade though
> (bio -related : >>42706, >>42719 )

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SPUD Thread 2: Robowaifu Boogaloo Mechnomancer 11/19/2024 (Tue) 02:27:15 No.34445 [Reply] [Last]
This first post is to show the 5 big milestones in the development of SPUD, the Specially Programmed UwU Droid. You can see the old thread here: >>26306 The end goal of SPUD is to provide a fairly high-functioning robot platform at a relatively low cost (free code but a few bucks for 3d print files) that can be used for a variety of purposes such as promotional, educational or companionship. All AI used is hosted on local systems: no bowing to corporations any more than necessary, thank you. Various aspects of the code are/will be modular, meaning that adding a new voice command/expression/animation will be easy as making the file, naming it and placing it in the correct folder (no need to mess around with the base code unless you REALLY want to). While I'm researching more about bipedal walking I'll be making a companion for SPUD to ride on, so it might be a while before I return to the thread.
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>>42942 Excellent! There's a reason vidya settled around this paradigm: fast, efficient, and easily-reconfigured. Nice work, Mechnomancer. BTW, I'll presume this is primarily for dear Pringle instead of dear SPUD?
>>42945 Ah yes. It is indeed for Pringle. Forgot to mention that. I got the idea today and threw it together in like an hour. Also got in a shipment of materials to make some body covering for SPUD and could possibly be repurposed into a minimum viable waifu. But I got some outdoor things to do before I get snowed in for real -got a blizzard and it all melted, heh- and focus all my energies on SPUDliness. For the custom sprite size I might just whip up a configuration file protocol for python that looks for things like "sprite_size = 52" in any order in the txt file, and if a config isn't found uses the defaults in the script and gives a console message to the user. It would make modularity easier to implement in future.
>>42952 Excellent. Keep the stove hot! Cheers, Mechnomancer. :^)
>>42942 Nice! I like all the different faces, nice work!
>>42960 I yoinked them off an image search lol. Using pygame seems to run much faster for basic image manipulation, so hopefully this will serve as a good proof-of-concept for replacing SPUD's indicator graphics.

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Robowaifu Programming & Learning Thread Greentext anon 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:37:49 No.37647 [Reply]
A thread for links, examples, & discussion for software development & instruction; primarily intended to focus on Python & C++ & C (incl. Arduino). Additionally, other systems-oriented (eg, Forth, Ada); and other scripting-oriented (eg, Lua), &tc., programming language discussions are welcome. * Try to keep it practical! (ie, realworld-oriented) (eg, not the Scratch language [which might conceivably be a scripting paradigm, but not a systems one], or similar) Obviously the endgoal here ITT being discussing/providing the crafting of quality code & systems for our robowaifus. --- > threads-related: ( >>19777 ) ( >>12 ) ( >>159 ) ( >>14409 ) ( >>18749 ) ( >>4969 ) ( >>86 ) ( >>128 ) --- * Corpo-tr*on languages (+ other corpo & 'coffee du juor' languages) will be yeet'd ITT! (They have no place in serious opensource robowaifu systems discussions.)

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I've been following the Future AI Society on youtube, but most of the videos they post have just been the same thing phrased differently, explaining how it works over and over again with barely any new information or demonstrations. https://futureaisociety.org/technologies/brain-simulator-iii-common-sense-ai-research https://vimeo.com/715690123 These videos are from May '22, but they're on the 3rd version of the brain simulator software by now. I can barely program anything, so the python code just looks like gibberish to me: https://github.com/FutureAIGuru/BrainSimIII
>>42406 Very interesting, thanks for the links Anon! Cheers.
Fairly good explanation of what C++ SFINAE is and how it works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_gKiD6rncw
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>>42502 >related: (and certainly better-quality men... just more long-winded) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7EOWVkb3M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNxAqLVIaW0
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Really good talk on "Practical Data-Oriented Design" revolving around a simple rocket game system example, using C++ : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzjJfKHygaQ Some related example code : https://github.com/vittorioromeo/VRSFML/blob/dodtalk/examples/rockets/Rockets.cpp --- BTW, Vittorio Romeo gave a FAR better explanation here of the basic concepts needed for these approaches than, say, Mike Acton who was both effete, condescending, and didn't really do a very good job explaining things nearly so much as he did at his own personal posturing; insulting of the audience; and deriding the language itself! :D I followed along implementing the simple breakout game system example Vittorio used during his very first talk at CppCon, years ago now. Its fun to see him now as a mature man in the development field still contributing back important work for the broader community today. <---> BTW, this isn't just for idle education: our advanced robowaifus in the end will be loaded with hundreds and thousands of controls signals & data; all in-flight simultaneously, as she walks, and talks; sings & dances; cooks & cleans; etc., etc., during her busy days! :^) By utilizing the great design & architectural combos discussed here in this talk -- but particularly the DOD one -- we developers can help ensure that these signals and processes can all complete safely, securely, and in timely fashions within her onboard smol SBCs, MCUs, etc. Cheers. :^)
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Power & Energy Robowaifu Technician 04/25/2025 (Fri) 22:16:32 No.37810 [Reply] [Last]
Power & Energy Robots require some form of energy to power them. We need to understand how to store energy in a way that will provide her with all the power she’ll need. To clarify, “energy” is a system's capacity to do work over time. This is measured by Wh, or Watt hour. Closely related is “power” the rate at which work is done. This is measured as W, or watts. As an example, we could have a robot with a 80Wh Lithium Ion battery and two DC gear motors that consume 10W when working. You do not need to rely solely on batteries and motors. We can use other methods of storing energy. This can include compressed fluids, thermal energy, and light, among other things. For instance, glow in the dark paint is useful for storing energy to use at night for safety. Solar panels or a generator can provide power through the energy of long distance nuclear fusion or extracting energy from some reaction. Being part of a robot means we need to consider safety, mass, and volume. How will her energy and power system fit inside her? How will she deal with the mass? What happens when she runs out of energy? How can you minimize her energy use? What alternatives can be used to lower her cost of production and ownership? These rhetorical questions are all important when contemplating how to build a robot.
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>>38970 They are slowly making these better and better. At some point the cost will be so low a lot more things will go full electric.
>>39226 Agreed. Can't wait! :^)
<"But...are you sure 175'000 Amps will be enough bro?" https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1344
>>42973 Bro must be opening a third Chrome tab I assume that's styropyro?
>>42974 >I assume that's styropyro? Heh, yeah. Something new he's cooking up apparently.

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MaidCom Kiwi 02/08/2024 (Thu) 06:40:01 No.29219 [Reply] [Last]
MaidCom Project Thread 2 Project Goal: Simple, low cost, extensible platform for robowaifu development. Picrel shows the model which is being developed. Every part will be designed to be easily printable and replaceable. Her designs will be open source. Modding and customization will be encouraged. This is a base model. Early revisions will be heavily limited in functionality. I invite you to help design and define standards so that it is easy to create specialized add-ons to allow her to become your own waifu. Collaboration is important, MaidCom is officially partnered with Lin and his Waifu Wheelchair, if you'd also like to be officially partnered, say so. Cat eats and miniskirts are encouraged! <--- Previous thread: ( >>15630 ) >=== -add crosslink
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>>42779 I can't wait for the trio of Gen 1 robowaifus; -Galatea -SPUD -MaidCom
>>42781 Agreed. There will be many more to come here on /robowaifu/ as well! :^) What a time to be alive!
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Decided to simplify her main body and leave the bobs and buns as optional add-ons. Hard plastic bobs are painful to snuggle with from my personal experience in recent experiments. Decided her joints should be modular and optional too. MaidCom is going all in on the simplest core that you expand as you like. What connector should she use? I've been thinking USB C for electrical with pegs and sockets for the physical connections. If an open standard already exists, I'd like to make her as compatible as possible, Modularity to fit specific niches is the goal. I recently asked normies what they wanted MaidCom to do. Laundry and washing dishes were the number one asks. When I said no robot on Earth can do it, they said I asked what they wanted, and that was it. So, I came to the conclusion that she needs to do that. But, those tasks are supremely difficult for humanoids. She needs to be able to adapt to meet those demands, in the specific situations of her user. It's impossible to make her universal and affordable, she needs to be personal.
>>42954 POTD >I've been thinking USB C for electrical Probably a safe bet for this revision. I'd say just go with that. You can devise other revisions at a later point in time. >When I said no robot on Earth can do it >she needs to be personal. Start there. DO.NOT. get hung up trying to overreach at this stage. >tl;dr Start smol; grow big. You're doing great, Kiwi! Looking forward to meeting dear MaidCom at Christmas! Cheers. :^)
>>42954 I like the modular and standardized design. >he needs to be able to adapt to meet those demands, in the specific situations of her user. I'm really curious to see how that can be done with consumer technology. You may leapfrog our tech by a few years at least. >she needs to be personal. Exactly

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R&D General NoidoDev ##eCt7e4 07/21/2023 (Fri) 15:25:47 No.24152 [Reply] [Last]
This is a thread to discuss smaller or general waifu building problems, solutions, proposals and questions that don't warrant a thread or touch on more than one topic. In a way this is a technical meta, minus news. Keep it technical. A lot of topics in the old thread here >>83 have a thread on their own by now. The main topics in the old thread with the link to the related dedicated threads are listed here - it was mostly about actuation at the beginning: Topics in the old OP: - liquid battery and cooling in one (flow batteries) >>5080 - artificial muscles (related to actuators >>12810) - high level and low level intelligence emulation (AI) (related to AI >>77 >>22 >>250 >>27 >>201) - wear and maintenance, including repairs - sanitation >>1627 (related to actuators >>12810) > cheap hydraulic and pneumatic muscles > woven sleeves out of strong nylon fishing line > exhaust excess heat by breathing and panting (related to thermal management >>234) >>1635 (related to energy systems >>5080) > sitting in her 'recharging chair'

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Great channel for animatronics-style R&D. This guy is clearly an old-timer in the field, and builds his robotics to last! * https://www.youtube.com/@alvaropasseri5754 --- * cf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwdAPZAbmMY
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>>42878 Some kind of half-way between axial and radial flux motors might have some benefits, I couldn't even really remember anything about the position or orientation of the magnets seconds after I woke up. And as far as the pump goes, the pattern in the impeller of a centrifugal pump might be useful, but I can't really imagine it would make enough difference for it to be worth it. And the rest of it seemed like a hybrid of a camshaft and a hand pump or hand pump and centrifugal pump in some way I can't imagine ever having any use for. But oddly enough while trying to find how I was talking about, I managed to find this picture of a "conical field coaxial magnetic gear", that's not too far off from what was in my dream. I guess the two things are related, if only vaguely.
>>42885 >Some kind of half-way between axial and radial flux motors might have some benefits, I'm sure there would be many! * Less-likely to destroy cell walls * Less cubic-volume pressure densities * Faster inflow & outflow of serum ports * Higher average, non-destructive throughput >I guess the two things are related, if only vaguely. DONT DISCOUNT THIS FACT Utilize it in your research instead. Godspeed, Anon! Cheers. :^)
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> (related : >>42875, >>42904, ... ) Animatronics control software. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEZ6gYW-gXM https://www.bottango.com/
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Robot skeletons and armatures Robowaifu Technician 09/13/2019 (Fri) 11:26:51 No.200 [Reply] [Last]
What are the best designs and materials for creating a skeleton/framework for a mobile, life-sized gynoid robot?
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We've discussed parts of this topic of hoers legs here before (how we can benefit from using the same tensioning mechanisms to reduce energy consumption, et al). Someone over at our frens on /comfy/ linked to an article about it. https://trashchan.xyz/comfy/thread/623.html#15950
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>>42782 Holy shit...Umamusume was a sign... Based on the description and the diagrams I found, it appears to be an organic Tensegrity. I believe Kiwi alluded to this in the Tensegrity thread
>>42783 POTD >Holy shit...Umamusume was a sign... I believe you're on to something there, GreerTech. Leave no corner of it unexplored, please! Cheers. :^) TWAGMI
Arm mechanisms and gear analogues https://youtube.com/shorts/A5YiU1HLAfM
>>42943 Really cool GreerTech. :^)

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Unironic Ralphamale 11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:43:24 ID: 890fe5 No.278578 [Reply]
KILL MATTHREW PRINCE FUCK CLOUDFLARE
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We are back (again) / General Site Grievances Robi Board owner 04/14/2025 (Mon) 20:15:43 No.59 [Reply] [Last]
We are back again (again). (To be detailed in the weekend) Restoration Status - Post data: OK (last 1.5 days lost) - Image data: OK (last 1.5 days lost) - New canary: TODO - TOR hidden service: OK - Monitoring: TODO - Guntstream: TODO - julay.world redirect: OK - E-mail server migration: OK - Automated backups (text): OK - Automated backups (image): TODO - Off-site backups: TODO

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>>132 >>128 >>138 Restored. I had no idea it was down as `systemctl status tor` was showing it as running. I restarted it a couple times and can now connect using the address. Sorry for the trouble, I haven't been attentive to website matters for a bit. In the future, you can bring these sorts of issues to my attention by using the e-mail on the contact page, I get those messages directly.

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Privacy megathread Anonymous 08/27/2024 (Tue) 13:20:56 No.3573 [Reply]
The downfall of telegram and the crackdown in the UK has made privacy and free speech more required than ever. Please post your favorite services and why. Best messenger: jabber xmpp session briar simplex best privacy phone software and hardware: lineageOS (pixel) CalyxOS (pixe) GrapheneOS (pixel) DivestOS (oneplus)

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>>3594 >tor is a honeypot. Simply not true. But you have to understand the nature of the protocol, recognize the communities -- both good & evil -- surrounding it's use, and plan accordingly. For the sweet spot of it's proper use, it simply can't be beat.
>>3600 I agree but remember if your ip ever gets linked back to something you didn't do and the feds find you got tor its basically an excuse to wreck your house and take your shit. This is why good opsec is a must.
>>3600 Tor is 100% a honeypot fucking faggot
>>3626 >baseless claim with no elaboration Wow, we're all so much safer now.
I just tried lokinet it didn't work for shit buggy piece of shit couldn't even start without extra arguments

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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>>278151 Dan is many things, mostly a homosexual
Pretty sure most of the posts in the E-laine thread are him talking to himself, in fact of course
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Humanoid Robot Projects Videos Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 04:02:08 No.374 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like to have a place to accumulate video links to various humanoid – particularly gynoid – robotics projects are out there. Whether they are commercial scale or small scale projects, if they involve humanoid robots post them here. Bonus points if it's the work of a lone genius. I'll start, Ricky Ma of Hong Kong created a stir by creating a gynoid that resembled Scarlett Johansson. It's an ongoing project he calls an art project. I think it's pretty impressive even if it can't walk yet. https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=ZoSfq-jHSWw === Instructions on how to use yt-dlp to save videos ITT to your computer: (>>16357)
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>>42875 POTD Excellent stuff, Mechnomancer. I had forgotten about that plugin.
>>42875 Damn, the use of the word "animatronic", plus using a method like Blender, means it's ALL scripted
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>>42899 >it's ALL scripted Well, yes. Smol local chatbot LLMs are not trained for giving servo positions or providing responses in a consistent format. When I was kanoodling with the chatgpt API a few years ago (wait 2021 that was over 4 years ago!) it could respond from a list of possible expressions and separate it from the displayed text. It could also provide servo positions but I'm not sure if they actually would make sense. Would have to provide a list of joints and what each limit means (eg servo 1 is the elbow and a value of 1500 is retracted and 2500 is extended servo 2 is wrist rotation where 500 is clockwise and 2500 is counterclockwise, etc). Seen a few projects where they give chatgpt control of stuff like a smol robodoog. I'll probably give SPUD pre-programmed poses to react to keywords since she's all locally hosted on a raspi. Now that I think of it I never did check how well the wizard model is with providing more robot-y responses...
>>42904 >vid This will never not be cute! I'm glad its preserved here for posterity. May you and the rest of us look back on this stage with fond memories when dear SPUD is singing, dancing, and running with the best! Cheers & thanks, Mechnomancer. :^)
>>42875 >>42904 > (related : >>42916 )

Gastarbeiter 11/17/2025 (Mon) 07:28:34 No.903 [Reply]
Johnny Rebel
Kek

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Anonymous 08/03/2023 (Thu) 03:53:23 No.4687 [Reply] [Last]
Baldurs Gay 3 BIG GAY BEAR SEX lol what the fuck
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>>10213 Its just that one pedophile from tvch that always wants to stir up shit.
>>10223 tvch is fine, they don't allow pedoniggers to post shit, but some like that user never go away no matter how many times they get banned.
>>10229 >mod here and tvch doesn't like being called out I'm not following, not giving a shit, can you take this shit to your pedophilic Discord server? Or is it because they don't allow no-no words forcing you to dwell here?
>>10231 Just filter him hes annoying. Its all so tiresome. At least I can talk shit about vidya here.
>>10231 seems like the mod didnt like your tv/ch/omo rant so much so he deleted it. >>10227 >>10214 >>10234 >es,sayfag

Philosophers interested in building an AGI? pygmalion 06/26/2021 (Sat) 00:53:09 No.11102 [Reply] [Last]
Why is it that no philosophers are interested in building an AGI? we need to change this, or at least collect relevant philosophers. discussion about philosophy of making AGI (includes metaphysics, transcendental psychology, general philosophy of mind topics, etc!) also highly encouraged! Ill start ^^! so the philosophers i know that take this stuff seriously: Peter Wolfendale - the first Neo-Rationalist on the list. his main contribution here is computational Kantianism. just by the name you can tell that he believes Kant's transcendental psychology has some important applications to designing an artificial mind. an interesting view regarding this is that he thinks Kant actually employed a logic that was far ahead of his time (and you basically need a sophisticated type theory with sheaves to properly formalize). Other than that he also thinks Kant has interesting solutions to the frame problem, origin of concepts, and personhood. CONTACTS: He has a blog at https://deontologistics.co/, and also has posted some lectures on youtube like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDZyOWN4VA&ab_channel=deontologistics Reza Negarestani - this is another Neo-Rationalist. he has written a huge work (which I haven't read yet ;_;) called "Intelligence and Spirit". It's massive and talks about various grades of general intelligence. this includes sentient agents, sapient agents, and Geist. this guy draws from Kant as well, but he also builds on Hegel's ideas too. his central thesis is that Hegel's Geist is basically a distributed intelligence. he also has an interesting metaphilosophy where he claims that the goal of philosophy is the construct an AGI. like other Neo-Rationalists, he heavily relies on the works of Sellars and Robert Brandom Recc: Ray Brassier (recent focuses) - I dont think he is working on artificial general intelligence, but his work on Sellars, and in particular rule following is very insightful! Hubert Dreyfus - Doesn't quite count, but he did try to bring Heidegger to AGI. He highlighted the importance of embodiment to the frame problem and common sense knowledge. I personally think Bergson might have explicated what he wanted to achieve but better, though that guy is like way before AI was even a serious topic, lol. Murray Shanahan - This guy has done some extra work on the frame problem following Dreyfus. His solution is to use global workspace theory and parralel processing of different modules. Interesting stuff! Barry Smith - Probably the most critical philosopher on this list. He talks about the requisite system dynamics for try strong AI, and concludes that our current methods simply don't cut it. One of the key stressing points he points out here with a colleague is that our current AI is Markovian when fleshed out chat dialogue would be a non-Markovian task (you can find the arxiv link of his criticism here: https://arxiv.org/abs/1906.05833). He also has knowledge on analytic ontology (and amongst other thing has some lectures about emotion ontology). I think his main genius however is in coming up with a definition of intelligence that puts a lot of the problems with our current approaches into context (which can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0giPMMoKR9s&ab_channel=BarrySmith) CONTACTS: He has a yt channel here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0giPMMoKR9s&ab_channel=BarrySmith

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Remarkable distinctions between humans vs. apes or hominins; for communications with their infants. This has deep implications on understanding the nature of the human soul vs. animals' much-more primitive ones. From the Christian perspective. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orhg1uBhgOY&
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>>41972 Look into corvids. They are also remarkably similar to humans and chimps.
>>41973 Yeah, they're amazing. I love Raveys...they're the best!! :D https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/manage/thread/26.html#1305
>>12828 Since this material may be yoink'd on us all b/c (((reasons))), seems safest to keep our own copy handy. https://annas-archive.org/md5/399ded657ea0a21fe9c50ea2c950b208
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Anonymous 11/04/2025 (Tue) 08:56:09 No.10198 [Reply]
>he's made playing with electronic toys behind a glowing rectangle, designed for little children only, his whole personality How does it feel to still be such a manchild?
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>>10217 I am /fit/ but you can't just eliminate all your hobbies anon.
>>10222 Low on hormones? Even redditors have more comprehensive insults.
>>10224 Hes a redditor in spirit.
>>10219 Well, it takes a lifestyle change to say the least. But glad to hear about the exercise, Anon. GG.
>>10226 I walk in the morning, do my stretches, trying to do 100 pushups/squats/situps everyday along with crunches and bycles. I also finally own a home gym with more than dumbbells. Trying to up my DIablo stats in real life.

Artificial Wombs general Robowaifu Technician 09/12/2019 (Thu) 03:11:54 No.157 [Reply] [Last]
I think we need to figure out how to fit a womb onto a waifubot. Where's the fun in having sex if you can't procreate?

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>"If you're like me and want to fuck a qt battlebot and get her pregnant, the best place to put an artificial womb is where a normal womb would be on a normal girl. The metal exterior could simply be a bunch of metal plates that unfold to allow space for the womb pod inside. The baby is probably safest inside the battlebot, and if she has good calibration then there shouldn't be problems with her falling and hurting the baby. After giving birth the metal plates could automatically fold back up again, shrinking the womb pod inside so she is combat effective again."

Well /robowaifu/? Feasible?
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>>42498 Go checkout the work being done by colossal biosciences in artificial wombs.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/05/baby-alive-outside-womb New start up called aquawomb is bring it closer tp reality
>>42828 >gu*rdian (((Predictably))) pozz'd af. :D They create this clickbait sh*te all the time. OTOH, this tech itself sounds remarkable! Thanks, Anon. Cheers. :^)
>>42831 Yes the guardian is pozzed, but the new Dutch start up is very real. Still not in human trials yet.
>>42838 Agreed. I'm quite hopeful that we'll have viable ectogenesis systems within the decade. The tumult that will cause is gonna be ebin! :^) What a time to be alive.

General Robotics & AI News Thread 6: Dual-Screen Doomscroll Greentext anon 10/25/2025 (Sat) 05:49:10 No.42496 [Reply]
Anything related to robowaifus, robotics, the AI industry, and any social/economic issues thereof. and /pol/ funposting containment bread! :D - Previous threads: > #1 ( >>404 ) > #2 ( >>16732 ) > #3 ( >>21140 ) > #4 ( >>24081 ) > #5 ( >>34233 )
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>>42755 Man, I'd love for it to be real, but why does (almost) every Chinese robot video have the same level of contrast/saturation?
>>42759 Heh. I don't know. But for the "naked" video in the lab, I've tried my level best reviewing it for about an hour on loop using mpv * and I can't detect any artifacts that make me think it's 3D CGI. IMHO, it would take a major effort by a CGI EFX house to pull that off, which doesn't seem at all reasonable to me for this context. >tl;dr It's real; and the hip complex's (&tc.) design is why it's able to reproduce the MOCAP actress's motion data so well (hip sway, leg toe-in arcs, torso to-the-counter, etc) [1]. (This is why I asked @GreerTech for any pics highlighting this area, BTW. :D I'm totally stealing that sh*te, too! :D --- * looping fwd playback, 1x speed : mpv --loop-file=inf xpeng_iron_fem_no_shroud.mp4 looping rev playback, 1x speed : mpv --loop-file=inf --play-dir=backward xpeng_iron_fem_no_shroud.mp4 alt+(+)/(-) : to zoom in/out ctrl+drag : to pan

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>>42765 > I can't detect any artifacts that make me think it's 3D CGI The video has enough compression that any AI artifacts (eg noise) would be canceled out by the compression algorithm. AI generated images/videos always have a level of noise that make it difficult to use a magic wand/fuzzy select. Add some blur and decrease the resolution and you can pretty much eliminate it. Again, I would LOVE for it to be real but the industry has been burned before. If I'm wrong we all get neat robots, but if I'm right we've been bamboozled. I'd be glad to be wrong but at least if I'm right I get to say "I told you so" lol
>>42772 >The video has enough compression that any AI artifacts (eg noise) would be canceled out by the compression algorithm. Ehh, fair enough. But I think I've developed a pretty good eye through the years to pick out CGI work. They usually get the lighting wrong. No signs of that I can see there. :^) >I'd be glad to be wrong but at least if I'm right I get to say "I told you so" lol Kek. Fair enough then. Time will tell. Cheers. :^)
>"Reconstructing Reality: Simulating Indoor and Outdoor Environments for Physical AI" >"Developing physical AI requires scalable simulation environments that accurately reflect the real world, however, building high-fidelity digital twins is incredibly challenging. Learn how real-to-sim reconstruction using OpenUSD seamlessly brings the real world into simulation across domains, from indoor environments used to train humanoids and autonomous mobile robots to large-scale workflows for autonomous vehicles, aerial mapping, and underwater exploration. We’ll cover the reconstruction technologies that transform diverse sensor data into simulation-ready worlds for scalable autonomy, and show how partners are applying to their own development workflows." https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/on-demand/session/gtcdc25-dc51172/ <---> Even though I've been part of their developer program since it's inception, I've grown to absolutely loathe the company (primarily b/c of it's (((leadership today))) ). OTOH, if we can learn from and capitalize on their ideas for opensource robowaifu systems, then we should do so IMO.

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Galatea v3 Series: Maid Robot GreerTech 05/01/2025 (Thu) 00:54:37 No.38070 [Reply] [Last]
For the past year, I have been working on my own robowaifu design. Her name is Galatea. She's currently in the v3 Series. The design is very easy to build with the instructions and files, and is relatively very cheap, around $400 to make. She's also very customizable, you can choose the color, dress, hair, and even AI. I intend this to be the Model T of humanoid robots and robotic companions, while it is not the most complex, it is easy to mass produce and cheap. As of this post, her latest version is v3.0.2 Previous thread: https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/74.html
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>>42808 >But I always wanted to do more than just be the Steve Jobs guy here. Lol'd, ngl. :D >You'd have the AR sphere establish a connection with an AR visor, and if you look at it through the visor, you can see your hologram waifu. Totally makes sense in that context then. Do you have any plans for this as a project? I mean do you have parts you're working on making/buying yet? Regardless, good luck with it Anon. Please keep us here all up to date! Cheers. :^) --- I'd think ( >>240 ) is the proper thread to post about it in. Either that or our R&D thread : (currently >>24152 ).
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>>42809 Man, I don't know the first thing about how to program an AR hologram waifu, let alone attach her to a Morph Ball that can move around. I've seen a few examples of AR hologram waifus, but none that are attached to a mobile robot. Ideally I'd like this to be a sort of parallel project for robowaifu development. It can be used as not only a visual waifu, but also as a test bed for physical robowaifu systems development. It's possible that AR systems could be used to direct a physical robowaifu's movement, and an AR sphere could integrate with a physical robowaifu for various tasks. But that's undermined by the fact that I don't have any idea to do it. But yes, I should take this to another thread better suited for it, or else just make a new thread.
>>42810 any idea how* to do it
It's been exactly one year since I first posted on this board. What a wacky year it has been. Here's to many more! >>37640
>>42817 Happy Anniversary, GreerTech! Here's to many more!! Cheers. :^)

DCC Design Tools & Training Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 11:42:32 No.415 [Reply] [Last]
Creating robowaifus requires lots and lots of design and artistry. It's not all just nerd stuff you know Anon! :^) ITT: Add any techniques, tips, tricks, or content links for any Digital Content Creation (DCC) tools and training to use when making robowaifus. >note: This isn't the 'Post Your Robowaifu-related OC Arts & Designs General' thread. We'll make one of those later perhaps. >--- I spent some time playing with the program Makehuman and I'll say I wasn't impressed. It's not possible to make anime real using Makehuman, in fact the options (for example eye size) are somewhat limited. But there's good news, don't worry! The creator of Makehuman went on to create a blender plugin called ManuelBastioniLAB which is much better (and has a much more humorous name). The plugin is easy to install and use (especially if you have a little blender experience). There are three different anime female defaults that are all pretty cute. (Pictured is a slightly modified Anime Female 2.) There are sliders to modify everything from finger length to eye position to boob size. It even has a posable skeleton. Unfortunately the anime models don't have inverse kinematic skeletons which are much easier to pose. Going forward I'm probably going to use MasturBationLABManuelBastioniLAB as the starting point for my designs. --- Saving everything with yt-dlp (>>16357, >>12247) >===

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Very intredasting new development for Blender, (probably the first bluesky project of the post-Ton era): https://www.blender.org/news/introducing-blender-lab/ https://www.blender.org/lab/
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Anyone here like this guy?

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My Advanced Realistic Humanoid Robot Project - Eve Artbyrobot 04/18/2024 (Thu) 17:44:09 No.30954 [Reply] [Last]
So far I have plans to build Adam, Eve, and Abel robots. All of these are Bible characters. This thread will cover the Eve robot. Eve will have no "love holes" because adding those would be sinful and evil. It is a robot, not a biological woman after all and I will view her with all purity of heart and mind instead of using her to fulfill my lusts of my body. Instead I will walk by the Spirit no longer fulfilling the lusts of the flesh as the Bible commands. Eve will be beautiful because making her beautiful is not a sinful thing to do. However, I will dress her modestly as God commands of all women everywhere. This would obviously include robot women because otherwise the robot woman would be a stumbling block to men which could cause them to lust after her which would be a sin. To tempt someone to sin is not loving and is evil and so my robot will not do this. To dress her in a miniskirt, for example, would be sinful and evil and all people who engage in sinfullness knowingly are presently on their way to hell. I don't wish this for anyone. My robot will dress in a way that is a good example to all women and is aimed toward not causing anybody to lust as a goal. My robot will have a human bone structure. It will use either a PVC medical skeleton or fiberglass fabricated hollow bones. My robot will look realistic and move realistic. It will be able to talk, walk, run, do chores, play sports, dance, rock climb, and do gymnastics. It will also be able to build more robots just like itself and manufacture other products and inventions. I realized with just a head and arm, a robot can build the rest of its own body so that is my intention. My robot will use BLDC motors for drones, RC, and scooters that are high speed and low-ish torque but I will downgear those motors with a archimedes pulley system that will be custom made from custom fabricated pulleys that will be bearings based. By downgearing with pulleys, instead of gears, I will cut down the noise the robot makes so it will be as silent as possible for indoor use. By downgearing, I convert the high speed motors into moderate speeds with great torque. BLDC motors with large torque generally are too large in diameter for a human form factor and take up too much volumetric area to be useful which is why I go with the high speed smaller diameter type motors but just heavily downgear them 32:1 and 64:1. My robot will have realistic silicone skin. Thom Floutz -LA based painter, sculptor, make-up artist is my inspiration as it pertains to realistic skin. The skin for my robots has to be at his level to be acceptable. It must be nearly impossible to tell the robot is not human to be acceptable. I will have a wireframe mesh exoskeleton that simulates the volumes and movements of muscle underneath the skin which will give the skin its volumetric form like muscles do. Within these hollow wireframe mesh frameworks will be all the electronics and their cooling systems. All of my motor controllers will be custom made since I need them VERY small to fit into the confined spaces I have to work with. I need LOADS of motors to replace every pertinent muscle of the human body in such a way that the robot can move in all the ways humans move and have near human level of strength and speed.

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Okay so here I have attached the LED and resistor pair with their 30ga wire wrapping wire onto my highside mosfet's front face. I may add conductive silver paste to the wire wraps in the future if any issues come up there. However, I am wondering if just tightly wrapping it in electrical tape would more or less guarantee the connection doesn't open circuit. We'll see. I also finished soldering together six braided copper solder wick strands which will act as my heatsink for my highside mosfet. I am still deliberating on how to attach it to back of mosfet in such a way that it will be electrically isolated but thermally conductive. I am leaning toward thermal tape for this.
>>42798 Interesting. How will you be testing that this worked OK? Good luck with everything, Anon.
>>42800 >How will you be testing I plan to isolate the different parts with maybe kapton tape or packing tape and use lab power supplies to provide the 8v and 20v and see if LED comes on and test outputs with multi-meter. Then I plan to attach the heat sink after that and test again when I build a half bridge I think. The heat sink test I guess I'll do once its all on motor and can maybe use my ithermal imaging camera or something.
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>>42802 >>42803 Sounds reasonable, I think. >The heat sink test I guess I'll do once its all on motor and can maybe use my ithermal imaging camera or something. Neat! Good luck with this QA effort, Artbyrobot. Cheers. :^)

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da fuq happen to image boards? How Did We Get Here? 11/11/2025 (Tue) 11:38:48 No.3699 [Reply]
Seems like suddenly we're not allowed to talk about anything but memes and lolcow drama. Is this what image boards are for anymore? Is there nowhere one can JUST BE COMFY AND REAL, without having to embroil themselves in venomacidic middle-school popularity contests like Big Social? Is there nowhere online not full of either normalfaggots and normgroids and their niggerworship and troondicksucking and homosacredcows where roastiefoids can do no wrong and brainless consoomer-cattledom, OR the even worse retardautismal alternative: socially dysfunctional emotionally undisciplined mentally handicapped unironic politislop obsessors keyboard warrior transnazi cowardly bitches never shutting the fuck up about da j00z (but desert tribemonkey yeshua isnt a ded kike onna stick, somehow he doesnt count, herp durr; leta ignore all the Bible like no swearing etc by only focus on Leviticus gaybashing drooling donkey diarrhea, lets larp that wypipo wuz kangz DA tr00 israelites lelelele) and crying about much degeneresseh despite spamming drawn naked Japanese people and lolicon ecchi with somehow doesnt count as cheese pizza ("drawings aren't people hurr durr" "well then photos and videos aren't people either derpderp; pedoadjacents are so fucking cute in their mental gymnastics, their one and only exercise roflcoptar") unironic bootlicking collectivist hiveminded wannabe tyrants who never intend to follow the same arbitrary and capricious might makes right rules and laws they crave imposing upon everyone else because theyr e frightened little girls who need a sweaty leather daddy to bark orders at them their whole life (not gay at all lmao) due to extreme terror and dread of having to make your own decisions in life because youre a scare whimpering sniveling fagcunt who can't handle freedom and self-determination and anything that isnt bootlicking authority simping groupthink addiction is "lolbert" and by the way why aren't you wearing your mask antivaxxer? Is there anywhere in the whole wide world, not just online, where you can just be comfy and real without having to obey antiwhite judencommies wearing dangerhair and problemglasses and if youre even slightly right of Marx/Mao/Lenin/Stalin youre banhammered for hatespeech? Anywhere at all i can speak gamer words and its not a big deal or even a thing at all? Anyplace left that isnt an insular anticulture antisociety anticivilization of lobotomized cockroach farts with downs syndrome and alzheimers? Must I give up on communicating with other humans entirely? Must I surrender to complete hikki isolation because there is no longer a place for me to just be myself like image boards and other "geek" communities used to be before Second September and The Great Awokening? And you wonder why anonymous culture is dead, going over the top toxic intentionally Coldsteel edgelord niggetry  in terror or le normiez until you push out all the good posters too, until all that is left is ASP malignant narcissistic spergerkwayne snobelitist shitpeople at the very bottom of social value and negative charisma contributing nothing but negativity and being a waste of space. Shitpeople like you. Good job.

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Anonymous 05/03/2023 (Wed) 19:20:08 No.2761 [Reply]
People want to believe video games are artworks that will be able to be enjoyed for years to come and can constantly be critiqued by a fresh set of eyes. Nobody wants to admit the more grim reality: That nobody who isn't part of your immediate generations is going to give a single fuck about any of the video games you think are amazing. Its sad but thats just how it is. Any attempt at some kind of video game art historical curation or museum thing is just millenials desperately floundering and trying to make the thing they really loved matter more than it does. The truth is that the generation after Zoomers(Alpha) wont give much of a fuck about any of the old games and the generation after that even less. It'll all become even more ephemeral and esoteric when all the original hardware has finally bitten the dust and the only way to experience these things is emulation (which they can't into).
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>>10135 At least a good chunk of lewd autists have a BLM, FreePalestine, something about Ukraine hashtags or whatever trendy progressive shit their masters told them to wear.
>>10137 Classic example of golems turning on their masters.
>>10165 >Bing Wahoo's are art Therefore anyone who decides to get a career as a videogame developer should just jump off a cliff. WELCOME TO THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY, SWEETHEART /thread
>>10202 Vidya was art, it isn't anymore.

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Open-Source Licenses Comparison Robowaifu Technician 07/24/2020 (Fri) 06:24:05 No.4451 [Reply] [Last]
Hi anons! After looking at the introductory comment in >>2701 which mentions the use of the MIT licence for robowaifu projects. I read the terms: https://opensource.org/licenses/MIT Seems fine to me, however I've also been considering the 3-clause BSD licence: https://opensource.org/licenses/BSD-3-Clause >>4432 The reason I liked this BSD licence is the endorsement by using the creator's name (3rd clause) must be done by asking permission first. I like that term as it allows me to decide if I should endorse a derivative or not. Do you think that's a valid concern? Initially I also thought that BSD has the advantage of forcing to retain the copyright notice, however MIT seems to do that too. It has been mentioned that MIT is already used and planned to be used. How would the these two licences interplay with each other? Can I get a similar term applied from BSD's third clause but with MIT?

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>>41583 The "Indigenous peoples native to the first nations on our stolen land which we acknowledge" License
>>41623 <"Not-nearly-long-enough!-MOAR WORDS!111"-he-rages-over-his-breakfast-cereal-bowl-spoon-in-hand.jpg :D
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They mean this as a mechanism to get you into their system just say no, ofc! :D, but it's directly on-topic ITT. A very-brief summary overview, and probably useful to many in that context I'd think: https://www.blackduck.com/blog/open-source-licenses.html
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>>42790 Thanks! :^)

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Meat Space Organization Robowaifu Technician 05/03/2025 (Sat) 15:56:58 No.38131 [Reply] [Last]
>Why organize IRL? This community is great and many individuals are already making progress on their prototypes. However this endeavor is not a one man job and organizing IRL would give better opportunities for collaboration and skill sharing/development. >Where should we organize? I propose we organize within a seven hour radius of Chicago. This would include the major cities of Milwaukee WI, St Louis MO, Detroit MI, Indianapolis IN, Louisville KY, Cleveland OH, Cincinnati OH, Columbus OH, Pittsburgh PA, Nashville TN, and Minneapolis MN. There are plenty of opportunities for jobs and universities in these cities. In particular Chicago has a booming tech industry with Google even moving their HQ to the city and the electronics manufacturing and biotech sectors are pretty good too and Detroit MI has pretty good robotics industry although it might not be the best place to live. Another wonderful thing about this area is that most of these homes have basements that could be turned into workshops. >How would this all be organized I propose a fraternity system. A fraternity would help build community and give us a vehicle to recruit others from STEM and skilled trades (machinists especially) The organization could also host a scholarship to help us build talent. Anons with enough money for a down payment could buy homes in the area and rent to below market rate to anons moving in. Different homes could specialize on different projects and collaborate and share equipment and skills with others nearby. What do you think /robowaifu/?
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>>42546 Why not just order one directly from the link I left you before, Ribose? (cf. >>42130 ) Call and talk to them, and they may be able to arrange for something special for you also.
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>>42554 I'll give it a shot. Figured I'd ask here too as I'm willing to pay and I would prefer to give robowaifu technicians my money.
>>42555 I appreciate that sentiment! I plan to scout around for some while I'm in the mountains in a few months. They're yours no-charge if I find some. Good luck, Anon! Cheers. :^)
This isn't the home I will be buying, but look at the space you can get for 75k. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/569-W-21st-Ave-Gary-IN-46407/73412792_zpid/ Yes it is Gary. Yes it needs repairs, but with multiple people this could be defended and goods could be built here. Networks could be built here.
>>42753 Sounds encouraging, Anon. Good luck! Cheers. :^)

Robowaifus in Media: Thread 03 GreerTech 09/10/2025 (Wed) 07:54:46 No.41434 [Reply]
Post about whatever media predominately features at least one fembot aka gynoid (female form of an android) as an important character, ideally a robowaifu or synthetic girlfriend. Some freedom with the topic is allowed, virtual waifus or bodiless AI might also qualify if she is female. Negative framing of the whole topic should be mentioned with negative sentiment. Cyborgs with a human brain or uploads of women don't really fit in, but if she's very nice (Alita) and maybe not a human based cyborg (catborg/netoborg) we can let it slide. Magical dolls have also been included in the past, especially when the guy had to hand-made them. Look through the old threads, it's worth it: >>82 >>18711 - Picrel shows some of the more well know shows from a few years ago. I made a long list with links to more info's on most known anime shows about fembots/robowaifus, without hentai but including some ecchi and posted it here in the old thread: >>7008 - It also features some live-action shows and movies. I repost the updated list here, not claiming that it is complete, especially when it comes to live action and shows/movies we don't really like. >In some cases I can only assume that the show includes robogirls, since the show is about various robots, but I haven't seen it yet. A.D. Police Files: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/ad-police-files Andromeda Stories: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/andromeda-stories Angelic Layer: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/angelic-layer Armitage III: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/armitage-iii Azusa will help: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/azusa-will-help Blade Runner 2022: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/blade-runner-black-out-2022 Busou Shinki: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/busou-shinki-moon-angel Butobi CPU: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/buttobi-cpu Casshern Sins: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/casshern-sins Chobits: https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/chobits

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>>41771 didn't see the new thread lol
>>41772 I guess FNAF counts if you include toy chica https://youtu.be/P1O9OEf6PaY?si=nras07TXqRgifvKe
>>41777 i was thinking of security breach actually, also checked
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Umamusume has a mind upload robowaifu, Sugar Lights, and her robot avatar ST-2. Kinda strange for a somewhat grounded universe. https://youtube.com/shorts/x2eEbBN61rk https://umamusu.wiki/Sugar_Lights https://umamusu.wiki/ST-2

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GTA and GTA accessories Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 10:14:22 No.1678 [Reply] [Last]
>GTA6 to have 12 towns But it's gonna be woke on the other hand. Since GTA games are so modable maybe people will unwoke it in a year.
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>>10192 Why didn't my pic upload... is there any minichan that isn't half-broke and laggy-crashy as fuarrk even with a NASA PC?
>>10189 Yup, even among whites the majority are NPCs with little agency or ability to question their cultural programming. And nons are even worse.
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>>10192 Great poetry, never give up.
>>10197 >ess,ayfag
>>10189 To think these people were at their worst during Cringe Culture: >Slurs everywhere >Mocking the disabled >Bullying manchildren And now look at them, dickriding Stan Lee's carcass. >>10200 What the fuck you're talking about?

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Anonymous 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:19:33 No.4352 [Reply]
Is there any particular reason why MMOs died out?
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>>10180 >trooncore minecuck Take me back to Volume ALPHA+BETA. Never even played pre-Notch microsjang but that soundtrack is iconic even to someone who didn't even hear of Minecraft until his mid-30's.
>>10181 Yeah oldschool MC minecraft is another world altogether.
>>10182 Is it worth trying alpha and beta, or even infdev and classic, if one first started on something as late as the Nether Update or Caves & Cliffs? Would a newfag finally get the point of what blockbuilding survivalcraft was always meant to be?
>>10184 Yes its worth playing during those periods, I can't say your brain will always be able to handle the restrictions of the time. I advise to learn and make use of the glitches, its what made the game so fun back in the day. Farming in itself the way they are made, that was never something Notch intended, and yet it happened, all of MC's best features were basically players taking advantage/exploiting the game.
>>10187 The fuck you're talking about? What is an "Ramon"? What is this new terminal online language you're speaking?

RoboWaifuBanners Robowaifu Technician 09/15/2019 (Sun) 10:29:19 No.252 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for the sharing of robo waifu banners. As per the rules, fallow these requirements: >banner requirements: File size must be lower than 500 KB and dimensions are 300x100 exactly. Allowed file formats are .jpg, .png, and .gif. >=== -fmt cleanup
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>>39414 Done.
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>>39397 ok text is now a bigga
>>39429 Done.
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Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>273845 That was rather informative, thanks.
>>273845 I've seen Andy Pires grooms 16 year olds audience members post things like: "Who is G0dwinson? Who is Surfer? Who is Baked Alaska?"
>>273984 None of those three people are relevant in current year and if you think they're are, you may be autistic.
>>274037 I think the point is their audience consists of clueless foxdick zoomers, you autist.
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chris chan thread Toad 06/30/2021 (Wed) 00:04:58 ID: 7ddbe7 No.107824 [Reply] [Last]
this is a chris chan thread
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>>273668 <Mad and buttblasted as always about random forum posters from a year ago
>>273668 >I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. Damn the panhandling business is good these days
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<That's one of the funniest things about Chris; his absolute hatred of "slow in the minds" when he's one of the most profoundly retarded people in the world. I actually don't agree with this sentiment and I think at the very least that Chris Chan is more intelligent than almost all KFag posters. He's just mentally sick. Then again I also don't consider Chris to be a "lolcow", since I've never once actually laughed at anything he's done.
>>276019 He was the first internet lolcow that took off but isn't really anything special. He would have no chance to get popular today as every igger retard has a smartphone with camera now.
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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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On Twitter, Naught tries to groom @TravLeBlanc to join Skid Farms. I believe this is the second attempt by someone from Elame's gang to groom Trav. But it turns out that schizo Trav isn't very groomable. (Tried to archive this Twitter thread, but the archive site was blocked for some reason.)
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Sprate Header / SprateH / Sprate / Sprate@nicecrewdigital / Mister Metokur's New Writer Unironic Ralphamale 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:54:33 ID: 7facc7 No.252665 [Reply]
Let me introduce you to Sprate Header aka Mister Metokur new writer & the savior of Foxdick Farms! Sprate is a P E D O defender, hypocrite of the highest caliber and a pathological liar. Sprate somehow manages to fuck up EVERYTHING & always boxes his own shadow, revealing his deep insecurity. Sprate vs Torswats Sprate has spent a year on his autistic crusade, looking in every nook and cranny for the Satanic P E D O menace, trying to bolster his cred as Foxdick Farm's finest. However, Sprate's ultimate project also fully revealed Sprate, getting countless details wrong in his thread! REMINDER: Sprate had 0 to do with Alan "Torswats" Filion's arrest, he can''t ever address that Foxdick Farms had no impact on "Torswats" & in fact muddied the waters for the swatters! Soon after Sprate's Torswats thread came out, Sprate not only allowed Kinochet to spread the false rumor Bryan Dunn was the swatter for weeks unquestioned, but Sprate went onto lie to TheTheGatorGamerGamer Metokur directly saying KOP admitted to being the swatter in a now DELETED comment(first screenshot). This directly lead to Bryan Dunn getting swatted, which Sprate encouraged with his actions. Whether or not Bryan Dunn deserved it is another matter, Sprate is anti-swat but encourages BS harassment campaigns leading to swats. Sprate used his Torswats thread to become the "authority" on torswats, only to then falsely accuse Bryan Dunn of being a murderer as a "joke"! Sprate's thread has countless errors, from accusing KOP of being involved solely from the swatter mentioning KOP in a few posts, to saying a "Lizard" character is involved with 0 proof other than the delusional P E D O DJ axle. None of this has been addressed almost a year later, why? Notably, one of Sprate's top sources on the Torswats group is a former swatter & P E D O tranny named "Naught" (https://archive.ph/hJJsH), Sprate works with chomo crossdressers Sprate does everything to appeal to Mister Metokike & TheTheGatorGamerGamer Moon, begging for the attention of and attempting to prove himself to his two e-daddy heroes non-stop. He'll gladly lie, twist and do anything just for a crumb of clout from either of his father figures. One of Sprate's fatal flaws is he considers any association to be endorsement, but never applies that standard to himself. Sprate isn't his own man or a trendsetter, just a stooge looking to fulfill a "lolcow" quota rather than have fun.

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Sprate mustve not known that only muslim infested uk G​AMERGATEs use the term 'maths' instead of 'math'. You make it too easy paul archive: https://archive.ph/eNx6u
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Remember remember the 5th of November.... INTEL DUMP: >she hangs out terminally in McDonald's Gaming aka the Bone Zone discord and has admin perms (which will likely be stripped after she starts mass banning ppl) uWu >join to stalk her since she blogs about her life in the server >join to harass/troll her since its her "whole social netowrk and favorite group chat uWu" >active invites can be found posted in every /soc/ server thread, just look. she really never shoulda antagonized the horns....
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Cognitivie Architecture : Discussion v2 GreerTech 11/02/2025 (Sun) 07:49:57 No.42635 [Reply]
Chii Cogito Ergo Chii Chii thinks, therefore Chii is. Cognitive architecture is the study of the building blocks which lead to cognition. The structures from which thought emerges. Let's start with the three main aspects of mind; Sentience: Ability to experience sensations and feelings. Her sensors communicate states to her. She senses your hand holding hers and can react. Feelings, having emotions. Her hand being held bring her happiness. This builds on her capacity for subjective experience, related to qualia. Self-awareness: Capacity to differentiate the self from external actors and objects. When presented with a mirror, echo, or other self referential sensory input is recognized as the self. She sees herself in your eyes reflection and recognizes that is her, that she is being held by you. Sapience: Perception of knowledge. Linking concepts and meanings. Able to discern correlations congruent with having wisdom. She sees you collapse into your chair. She infers your state of exhaustion and brings you something to drink. These building blocks integrate and allow her to be. She doesn't just feel, she has qualia. She doesn't see her reflection, she sees herself reflected, she acknowledges her own existence. She doesn't just find relevant data, she works with concepts and integrates her feelings and personality when forming a response. Cognition, subjective thought reliant on a conscious separation of the self and external reality that integrates knowledge of the latter. A state beyond current AI, a true intellect. This thread is dedicated to all the steps on the long journey towards a waifu that truly thinks and feels.

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>>42667 >>42670 Simply put, we need to popularize local SLMs/LLMs. Too many people see AI as either a god, or a demon if you're a leftoid artist. This is no doubt the result of ((((marketing)))), but it's also just unfamiliarity with the technology and the power of the Turing Test. Personally, I see online AIs as a wise professor. He is very knowledgeable, but he is not my friend, nor is he infallible. And I don't use ChatGPT for anything other than image generation.
>>42673 >Personally, I see online AIs as a wise professor. He is very knowledgeable, but he is not my friend, nor is he infallible. That's a pretty good way of putting things, Anon.
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>>42673 Wrangling with various AIs, I look at 'em more like fully automated space luxury autism :)
>>42683 ChatGPT is an HR employee that's really good at art Grok is autistic Claude is a neurotic mental patient Copilot is Microsoft Tech Support saar DeepSeek is the pic of chad Xi Jinping Gemini is a retarded DEI employee (glue pizza is part of they's culture, you bigotcel!!!)
>>42683 >>42684 Lel'd. :DD

Privacy, Safety, & Security General Robowaifu Technician 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:05:08 No.10000 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is for discussion, warnings, tips & tricks all related to robowaifu privacy, safety & security. Or even just general computing safety, particularly if it's related to home networks/servers/other systems that our robowaifus will be interacting with in the home. <---> /robowaifu/ 's standard regarding a robowaifu's physical safety : ( >>38561 ). --- > thread-related (>>1671) >=== -update OP -broaden thread subject -add crosslink -add safety-standard crosslink
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I made this guide for myself for Google alternatives, as part of a project I'm working on, and I'm sharing the guide with you guys in the spirit of sharing information Bonus: Find the GreerTech invention
>>42426 Without looking, I'll guess Find Hub?
>>42444 >digits Dang! Oh well. :D Nice work, Anon. Cheers. :^)
Ken Thompson's 1984 Turing Award lecture: https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/manage/thread/26.html#1334 He played a trick to shock people in the ACM about security threats in software. >related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ7lOus1FzQ

Robowaifu-OS & Robowaifu-Brain(cluster) Robowaifu Technician 09/13/2019 (Fri) 11:29:59 No.201 [Reply] [Last]
I realize it's a bit grandiose (though probably no more than the whole idea of creating a irl robowaifu in the first place) but I want to begin thinking about how to create a working robowaifu 'brain', and how to create a special operating system to run on her so she will have the best chance of remaining an open, safe & secure platform. OS Language Choice C is by far the single largest source of security holes in software history, so it's out more or less automatically by default. I'm sure that causes many C developers to sneer at the very thought of a non-C-based operating system, but the unavoidable cost of fixing the large numbers of bugs and security holes that are inevitable for a large C project is simply more than can be borne by a small team. There is much else to do besides writing code here, and C hooks can be generated wherever deemed necessary as well. C++ is the best candidate for me personally, since it's the language I know best (I also know C too). It's also basically as low level as C but with far better abstractions and much better type-checking. And just like C, you can inline Assembler code wherever needed in C++. Although poorly-written C++ can be as bad as C code in terms of safety due to the necessity of it being compatible with C, it also has many facilities to not go there for the sane coder who adheres to simple, tried-and-true guidelines. There is also a good C++ project already ongoing that could be used for a clustered unikernel OS approach for speed and safety. This approach could save drastic amounts of time for many reasons, not the least of which is tightly constrained debugging. Every 'process' is literally it's own single-threaded kernel, and mountains of old-style cruft (and thinking) typical with OS development simply vanishes. FORTRAN is a very well-established language for the sciences, but a) there aren't a lot of FORTRAN coders, and b) it's probably not the greatest at being a general-purpose language anyway. I'm sure it could be made to run robotics hardware, but would probably be a challenge to turn into an OS. There are plenty of dujour SJW & coffee languages out there, but quite apart from the rampant faggotry & SJWtardism plainly evident in most of their communities, none of them have the kind of industrial experience and pure backbone that C, C++, or FORTRAN have. D and Ada are special cases and possibly bear due consideration in some year's time, but for now C++ is the obvious choice to me for a Robowaifu OS foundation, Python probably being the best scripting language for it. (1 of 2) >=== -fmt cleanup
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>>42664 Lol. Welcome [redacted-Anon]. Have a look around the board. >vile troon's name It's no secret; it's in control of Apt for Debian. >=== BTW, I'm going to relo' this post to our basement throd ( >>39 ) soon-ish. I can't move your pic, but feel free to repost it there at your leisure. Cheers. :^)
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>>42660 Avoid transDesbian Avoid GlowHat Best Linux Distros; Beginner/ Just Works -Mint Certified Hood Classic. Can personally attest to it's comfy vibes -Bazzite Great for a dedicated gaming rig -PopOs! Newcomer on the block, heard good things, very Windows 10-esque UI design, comes preinstalled on System76 computers Power user -Gentoo -Arch

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>>42668 >I use Mint btw How are you enjoying it, GreerTech? That where I got my start with Linux. I would add to your list: >Industrial-strength, safety-first OpenBSD (cf. >>37932 )
>>42669 Still enjoying it, and FOSS in general
>>42672 Excellent. Once you're comfortable with Mint as a platform in general, I'd recommend you begin dabbling with the terminal and learning some of the vast array of UNIX commands available to you now. Many of these programs are kind of fun and informative, like fastfetch [1] and htop [2] (or even better, btop [3] ). Good luck, GreerTech! Cheers. --- 1. (installing it is one command + enter, per line): sudo add-apt-repository ppa:zhangsongcui3371/fastfetch sudo apt update sudo apt install fastfetch fastfetch 2. sudo apt install htop htop 3. sudo apt install btop btop
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Unironic Ralphamale 11/04/2025 (Tue) 08:46:03 ID: 4ff05e No.277822 [Reply]
Look deep within for the greatest lolcow of them all.
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>>277822 it was... ME all along? well, i knew that.
>>277822 How about you go fuck yourself

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Fellow Time Traveler 01/02/2022 (Sun) 20:59:25 No.1006 [Reply]
Does anyone even use this board?
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>post last week >don't come back til today >no activity since
Did I visit the wrong board or something? Wasn't there another /retro/ with more activity that had a Windows 95 CSS theme
I did visit the wrong board lmao my bad https://trashchan.xyz/retro/catalog.html
>>1108 Trashchan is unbearably slow, don't know what the fuck their problem is but their site is unusably laggy and crashy, no other tiny chan has this problem.
>>1105 Didn't know anyone gave a shit. I still do anon.

I hate modern tech so much it's unreal, this used to be my home, my passion, my escape from shitplanet and shitpeople Anonymous 10/20/2025 (Mon) 07:21:51 No.3691 [Reply]
Once upon a time you could easily only load a page and not the frame it's a part of. So easy, just a right-click. But now it's impossible to do a simple thing. Nothing in a traditional search engine tells me how to do it with modern browsers (of course, they're useless for finding information anymore) and my usually reliable method of using a chat AI... didn't work this time. I hate the modern Web, I hate modern Internet/computers/phones/digital/analog, I hate the antichrist.
Net used to be made by Aryans and east Asians, now its made by jeets.
>>3692 Used to be about 100 million in the 90's and 00's, nearly all murrikans and a few yuropoors. Now it's like 4 billion mostly poos and chinks like you say.
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ROBOWAIFU U Robowaifu Technician 09/15/2019 (Sun) 05:52:02 No.235 [Reply] [Last]
In this thread post links to books, videos, MOOCs, tutorials, forums, and general learning resources about creating robots (particularly humanoid robots), writing AI or other robotics related software, design or art software, electronics, makerspace training stuff or just about anything that's specifically an educational resource and also useful for anons learning how to build their own robowaifus. >tl;dr ITT we mek /robowaifu/ school.
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> (electronics + UNO R4 training -related : >>42154 )
> (smol microprocessor learning -related : >>42416 )
> (practical, electronic neural networks -related : >>42630 )
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Having trouble learning binary addition, Anon? Then just play with some marbles! :D https://trashchan.xyz/robowaifu/thread/26.html#1333
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The origins of localizations Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:28:27 No.3043 [Reply] [Last]
Is it possible that one fucking faggot from California and his company is responsible for this hideous practice of disrespecting the source material? Victor Ireland co-founded Wrecking Designs in 1990, during a time when most English vidya translations were sub-par machine translations mixed with some poor salary man trying his best with what little English knowledge he gained in Japanese high school. They took the western gaming scene by storm with their translations that actually read like proper English. Little did vidya enthusiasts know back then, that this egomaniac faggot didn't just translate the Japanese games he brought over, he actually made them into his own. So imagine this, you want to translate Japanese video games but the translators you hired aren't good enough so what do you do? Just make shit up and insert a bunch of shitty jokes everywhere and call it From former Wrecking Designs translator Tim Trzepacz: >The thing to remember is that Working Designs had really terrible translators until I came along. They were hiring some company out of San Francisco and the translators there didn’t really know English. They could translate the Japanese, but they didn’t really understand what the idiom was they were translating to. And everything was coming out of a spreadsheet so it wasn’t even in context. Japanese is a very context-sensitive language. So to a certain degree [Working Designs co-founder Victor Ireland] had no choice but to make things up as he went, because he had very little to go on. When I came in, I brought in two well-known fan-translators, C. Sue Shambaugh and Richard Kim, who ratcheted up the quality of the translations tremendously. Now things made sense! But by then Victor kinda already had his process down, he liked rewriting it and adding the comedy in. https://archive.md/TPVZX To quote the faggot himself: >Oh this script is really boring, let me put some funny stuff in here. So I would insert funny lines that really had nothing to do with what was going on. And that sort of evolved. I continued doing that, did more of it, and people generally liked it [because] they were seeing writing that they never saw in Japanese-localized or translated games, like ‘Holy crap, this is amazing’. Source https://archive.md/K5cvw Here's one of the most famous examples of localization from Lunar 2 on the Sega CD: >Girlie, if I were in the position to throw away cash on bums, you'd call me Clinton and I'd be president. I can't find the Japanese line online and I don't feel like searching through the Japanese script, but I assure you it's probably not a shitty Clinton joke. If you want more examples of "localization" just check out these articles: https://archive.md/o/238P9/https://tcrf.net/Lunar:_The_Silver_Star%23Regional_Differences https://archive.md/o/238P9/https://tcrf.net/Lunar:_Eternal_Blue/Regional_Differences

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>>10158 Hahaha, true, not like nu-jap/gook shit is good anymore.
>>10161 Haven't followed it much at all for nearly ten years. I've had Frieren sitting in ~/Videos/ upping my ratio because I keep hearing it's good for recent anime, but I don't think I have the attention span to watch even a single episode of anything anymore.
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>>10163 Its a good show, and there still is decent nippon kino but theres a lot of classics I'd prefer watching.
>>10048 Look what's coming, or has already arrived and currently being beta-tested, and planned on being implemented by all major corporations and all the world's governments, fully by about 2030. And pretty much nobody knows about it. It's too late. We're. Fucked.
>>10194 Always a pureblood, never surrendering.

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